DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/15/2010    Duedate: 07/28/2010

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM-19    TURN-639

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ERIC CARTMAN
CUNNING RUNTS (425)
(19-5069) [33-12-0,152]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ERIC CARTMAN                   POSITION IS EMPTY
CUNNING RUNTS (425)            
(19-5069) [33-12-0,152]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MINI ME                        COOKING LITE
CUNNING RUNTS (425)            THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
(19-5093) [15-21-3,90]         (19-5146) [12-4-2,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CUNNING RUNTS (425)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CUNNING RUNTS (425)         41
2. BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)     9      BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
3. MONOPOLY (430)               6      Unchartered Team
4. STREET WALKERS (431)         0
5. THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)  -6      SAND KINGS (271)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)  24  12  0 66.7   1/ 1 CUNNING RUNTS (425)       9  2 0
 2/ 2 CUNNING RUNTS (425)      126  79  4 61.5   2/ 3 BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)  7  2 0
 3- 4*STREET WALKERS (431)       9  10  1 47.4   3/ 2 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241)  7  8 1
 4/ 5 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 580 683 21 45.9   4/ 5 MONOPOLY (430)            3 11 0
 5/ 6 MONOPOLY (430)            21  32  5 39.6   5- 4*STREET WALKERS (431)      2  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 648): SHADY SHIPWRIGHT of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 650): SCURVY LADY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 530): STORMBIRD of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 644): MAXIMILLIAN of VC RULES (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 646): SILENCE IS GOLDEN of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 637): HANNABLE of THE GENERALS (?, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 638): ERIC CARTMAN of CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 321): BLACK ROSE HAMMER of FLOWERED HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 635): SNOWDROP of TRAIL OF TEARS (Jugger, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 319): BUSTER BUNNY of LOONY TOONS (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 632): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 629): BITCHIN' BEAST of DIVINE HERITAGE (Bubba Ganoosh)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 621): LUCY JORDAN of URBAN JUNGLE (Jugger, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 583): ELDARRAN of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnusson DaVinci, mgr)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 296): DAN MACK GRU of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 291): MY SHADOW of KAOS (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 277): MRS. VAUGHN of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 511): ABELINDA CHASE Of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 498): BB BULLY BOY of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 478): BARLO CHELLS of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 472): ICECLAW of CASTAWAYS (She-Puppy, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 226): HERCULES of AIR CANADA (?, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 433): ALEXANDROS of GATES OF FIRE (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 428): ROD DEDEAUX of GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 420): UNFORGETTABLE of THE WILLBURYS 78 (Rascally Rabbit)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 535): POSITION IS EMPTY

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 648): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 650): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 530): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 644): VC RULES (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 646): NIGHTMARE WRATH (The Laughing Man, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 637): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 368): CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 321): FORCE OF FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 635): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 319): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 632): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 629): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 621): ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 583): WARRIORS OF STEEL (?, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 296): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 291): MANAGERIAL MAYHEM (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 277): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 510): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 498): THE BROTHERHOOD (Godric Magnusson DaVinci, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 478): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 472): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 226): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 434): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 427): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 428): GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 536): THE WILLBURYS (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 644): REXROTH of DARK CREATION (Howard Phillips Lovecraft West)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 646): SILENCE IS GOLDEN of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 634): BIMBO SLICE of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 319): BUSTER BUNNY of LOONY TOONS (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 632): SARLOW of FISHERMAN'S WHARF (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 631): E. BLISS of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 629): BITCHIN' BEAST of DIVINE HERITAGE (Bubba Ganoosh)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 621): LUCY JORDAN of URBAN JUNGLE (Jugger, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 277): MRS. VAUGHN of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 225): EXTORTION of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 428): ROD DEDEAUX of GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
                      (turn 427): DEBBIE GREEN of GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for MINI ME, who flew up 11 points in the rankings after mashing VENOMOUS 
CONCUBINE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the 
top ten was ART OF THE WORLD, who dropped 4 points after a disappointing (to say the 
least) bout with THE BOOT.  Our battling duelmaster ERIC CARTMAN has managed to hold 
the title, fending off COOKING LITE's none too subtle advances.  Better luck next 
time, THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a 
bigger halberd!   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad STREET  WALKERS?  Big bad STREET 
WALKERS.  Big bad STREET WALKERS.  ZUWAYZA's afraid of the big bad STREET WALKERS.  
Tra la la la la!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause 
BASH BRO HOUSEMATE beats feet every time STREET WALKERS smiles at them.  Try farming, 
eh?  And who is this MILK IS OUT you ask, with 102 points and a 8-4-0 record.  Ooh, 
the tales I could tell!  Can any one out there say 'weasel'?  Oh well, just saying 
MILK IS OUT will do.  He challenged 25 points down to trash THE ENQUIRER.  Definition 
of petty:  MILK IS OUT subdued THE ENQUIRER, a mismatch of 25 points.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' 
category, COOKING LITE was mashed by ERIC CARTMAN, who let COOKING LITE know that 
killing members of CUNNING RUNTS is a no-no.  Remember:  alliances are great, but try 
and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ZUWAYZA have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you 
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ERIC CARTMAN 5069            33  12  0   152       CUNNING RUNTS (425)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COOKING LITE 5146            12   4  2   103       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 MILK IS OUT 4890              8   4  0   102       BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MINI ME 5093                 15  21  3    90       CUNNING RUNTS (425)
 THE ENQUIRER 5131            16  13  0    77       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AUNT FLO 5162                 5   0  1    56       STREET WALKERS (431)
 HAIR IN SINK 4891             8   4  0    55       BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
 DID NOT FLUSH 5166            6   3  0    55       BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
 THE GREAT GAZOO 5140          3   0  0    44       CUNNING RUNTS (425)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VICTORIA'S SECRET 5163        3   2  0    30       STREET WALKERS (431)
 MAGIC TODAY 5201              3   0  0    28       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 DESERT PLANTS 5150            7   6  0    27       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREE PARKING 5158             5   6  2    24       MONOPOLY (430)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THIMBLE 5157                  5   6  1    23       MONOPOLY (430)
 THE BOOT 5156                 4   7  1    21       MONOPOLY (430)
 NAPOLEON 5200                 2   0  0    18       CUNNING RUNTS (425)
-JEALOUS JUDY 5165             1   0  0    15       STREET WALKERS (431)
 ART OF THE WORLD 5202         1   2  0     8       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 BANKRUPT 5203                 0   2  0     2       MONOPOLY (430)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DR. RUTH 5127          12  7 0 CUNNING RUNTS 425    COOKING LITE 5146     638  JUST REVENGED
LUXURY TAX 5159         2  5 0 MONOPOLY 430         AUNT FLO 5162         635  NOT REVENGED
SENT TO JAIL 5206       0  1 0 MONOPOLY 430         HIGH ELF              639  NONE
MODEL RAILROADER 5121  16 11 0 THE MAGNIFICENT  241 MINI ME 5093          635  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Did Not Flush -- Well, of course not!  There's no water to spare.  We expect you to
bury. -- Desert Plants

Eric Cartman -- Amazing Masquerade!  Tall Man Disguises Self as Runt!  Sympathy Vote
Critical to Success! -- The Enquirer
P.S.  Relatively tall, anyway.
P.P.S.  It must be the feather on your hat.

Dr. Ruth -- I wouldn't have expected anyone to fall down dead from eating lite.  My
recipes are tremendously nutritious.  Of course, if you aren't used to nutritious
food, it could have been a shock to the system. -- Cooking Lite
P.S.  Honestly, I don't see how that happened.

The Boot -- Anyone can pull a rabbit from a hat, but I can pull a win from a boot. --
Magic Today

Free Parking -- As if. -- Art of the World

Did Not Flush -- Interference with a Free Press!  Censoring!  Sequestered Editions!
Article Not Passed for Publication! -- The Enquirer

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SENT TO JAIL was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MILK IS OUT viciously subdued THE ENQUIRER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
ERIC CARTMAN luckily beat COOKING LITE in a 4 minute uneven Title fight.
MINI ME devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DID NOT FLUSH demolished FREE PARKING in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HAIR IN SINK vanquished THIMBLE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
DESERT PLANTS was devastated by THE GREAT GAZOO in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
THE BOOT overcame ART OF THE WORLD in a 1 minute expert vs. beginner melee.
NAPOLEON vanquished BANKRUPT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MAGIC TODAY vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  19 -  2      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   34 -  24 -  4      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         8 -  11 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   7 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 639 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  4         4  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ERIC CARTMAN 5069          33  12  0  152 CUNNING RUNTS (425)
STRIKING ATTACK  COOKING LITE 5146          12   4  2  103 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
BASHING ATTACK   MILK IS OUT 4890            8   4  0  102 BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE ENQUIRER 5131          16  13  0   77 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MINI ME 5093.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was COOKING LITE 5146.  The ten other most popular fighters were MILK IS OUT 4890, 
ERIC CARTMAN 5069, HAIR IN SINK 4891, THE GREAT GAZOO 5140, MINI ME 5093, DID NOT 
FLUSH 5166, THE BOOT 5156, NAPOLEON 5200, MAGIC TODAY 5201, and THE ENQUIRER 5131.

The least popular fighter this week was BANKRUPT 5203.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DESERT PLANTS 5150, FREE PARKING 5158, SENT TO JAIL 5206, ART OF THE 
WORLD 5202, THIMBLE 5157, THE ENQUIRER 5131, MAGIC TODAY 5201, NAPOLEON 5200, THE 
BOOT 5156, and DID NOT FLUSH 5166.