DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 04/21/2011 Duedate: 05/04/2011 ZUWAYZA ARENA DM-19 TURN-659 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS SHORTLINE MONOPOLY (430) (19-5208) [15-5-1,117] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader SHORTLINE BEETLE BAILEY MONOPOLY (430) MAN OR BEAST? (432) (19-5208) [15-5-1,117] (19-5177) [5-0-0,43] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite SHORTLINE FREE PARKING MONOPOLY (430) MONOPOLY (430) (19-5208) [15-5-1,117] (19-5158) [15-16-2,86] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. MAN OR BEAST? (432) 57 2. FROM THE SHADOW (441) 47 SERPENTS HOLD II (438) 3. MONOPOLY (430) 43 Unchartered Team 4. SERPENTS HOLD II (438) 18 5. DRAGON JUNKIES (392) 9 FROM THE SHADOW (441) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 0*FROM THE SHADOW (441) 5 0 0 100 1/ 1 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 8 7 0 2/ 0*MAN OR BEAST? (432) 17 5 1 77.3 2/ 0*FROM THE SHADOW (441) 5 0 0 3- 1*BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (426) 13 4 2 76.5 3/ 2 MONOPOLY (430) 5 7 1 4/ 3 SERPENTS HOLD II (438) 9 6 1 60.0 4/ 4 SERPENTS HOLD II (438) 3 0 0 5/ 0 DRAGON JUNKIES (392) 71 69 5 50.7 5- 3*BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (426) 3 1 1 6/ 4 MONOPOLY (430) 72 77 6 48.3 6/ 0*MAN OR BEAST? (432) 3 2 0 7/ 5 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 621 739 21 45.7 7/ 0 DRAGON JUNKIES (392) 2 0 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 668): MABUSHI of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 670): JAYLENE MOKHAR of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.) DM 13 DULLENS (turn 570): RAINBIRD of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 664): POT OF GOLD of RAINBOW CONNECTION (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 666): GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 657): BELLONA CHIST of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 658): GRIZZ GRIMHULT of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 331): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 655): CARNAGE of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 329): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 652): NICK E. DEMUS of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 649): WINDMILL WILLY of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 641): BANFF of ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 599): DANIEL SILVERLOCK of WARRIORS OF STEEL (?, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 306): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 301): SHELDON of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 287): DIRANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 531): HAL'IGGE JOYROC of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.) DM 60 ARADI (turn 516): AN AVERAGE JOE of RESCUE RANGERS (JE, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 498): DONNA of DOCTORS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 492): SSSKAH of CASTAWAYS (She-Puppy, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 453): RIELLA TYL TAHL of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 448): MONDEKKER of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 440): BLACK TOM of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 556): SUPERIOR FORCES of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (A-Sop, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 668): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 670): SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.) DM 13 DULLENS (turn 570): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 664): GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 666): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 657): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 658): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 331): SONS OF MARS (Mars, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 655): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 329): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 652): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 649): HEROES (?, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 641): ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 599): IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 306): STREET WALKERS (Roadkil, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 301): SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 287): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 531): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.) DM 60 ARADI (turn 516): RESCUE RANGERS (JE, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 498): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr>) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 492): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 453): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 448): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 440): J (Sherlock, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 556): MIDDLE ITALY et al (The Dark One, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 13 DULLENS (turn 570): RAINBIRD of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 569): SAM ADAMS of MMMM BEER! (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 656): HAIR IN SINK of BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (Assurnasirbanipal) DM 28 MORYA (turn 330): PATTE DE SAGUAR of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 652): TRINKET of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 327): EXECUTIONER of RETRIBUTION (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 640): ST MAGDALENE of ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 599): DANIEL SILVERLOCK of WARRIORS OF STEEL (?, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 301): SHELDON of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.) RERUN of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.) JACK KNIFE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.) (turn 300): A TALE OF PAIN of ABYSMAL RITES (Reaper, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 531): GET of BACK (JE, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 498): DONNA of DOCTORS (Sherlock, mgr.) WALLIS YENT of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 492): SSSKAH of CASTAWAYS (She-Puppy, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 235): LILAS KEELER of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 453): RIELLA TYL TAHL of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) MARDEL TEN VAREN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 448): QUEEN of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 447): DOWNER of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 469): SJS of J (Sherlock, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Zuwayza! I am honored to sit on the throne of such a historic arnea! It is a proud arena with a great history and so I am humbled to claim this seat. But sadly, I have also been informed that I am not to have the honor of defending my throne. In what is likely a first for a Nomad warrior, I will have to sit out despite holding the arenas highest honor. For I am primarily a tourney warrior and my last fight landed me squarely at 20FE. As such I will now sit out until either the summer or fall tournaments. I can't say I am pleased about it, but it is beyond my control. Sadly, it also means the end of the Stampede's run here as well, at least for now. Perhaps someday we shall return and Flamberge, Izmir and I can resume our march towards the Isle. In the meantime--I hope the rest of you can continue to carry the forward the honorable name of Zuwayza! Grizz Grimhult, Duelmaster of Zuwayza SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of ZUWAYZA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. ZUWAYZA saw the first turn for FROM THE SHADOW, a 5-0-0, and some teams are scared, others are too arrogant to notice. Take note friends, take note. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see THIMBLE win a fight and gain 26 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, BEETLE BAILEY beat FARMERS ALMANAC and FARMERS ALMANAC lost 17 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, GRIZZ GRIMHULT has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with the new, as SHORTLINE takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, ZUWAYZA? Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and gone, and get to see if their team cared. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? What does the ZUWAYZA arena have in common with the inns? It's just as comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SHORTLINE 5208 15 5 1 117 MONOPOLY (430) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -GRIZZ GRIMHULT 5083 8 1 1 113 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (426) MALKAI 4571 29 8 0 111 DRAGON JUNKIES (392) THIMBLE 5157 17 14 1 95 MONOPOLY (430) THE ENQUIRER 5131 22 27 0 93 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FREE PARKING 5158 15 16 2 86 MONOPOLY (430) HEMLOCK 5224 9 6 1 84 SERPENTS HOLD II (438) DESERT PLANTS 5150 15 18 0 80 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MAGIC TODAY 5201 13 10 0 62 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BEETLE BAILEY 5177 5 0 0 43 MAN OR BEAST? (432) WOLF BLITZER 5184 3 1 0 42 MAN OR BEAST? (432) BEAR GRYLLS 5185 3 1 0 34 MAN OR BEAST? (432) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BLACK MAIDEN 4758 2 1 0 33 DRAGON JUNKIES (392) -FLAMBERGE 5079 4 2 1 31 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (426) LARRY BIRD 5207 5 1 0 28 MAN OR BEAST? (432) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FARMERS ALMANAC 5239 4 5 0 23 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) -IZMIR 5081 1 1 0 23 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (426) MISSOURI WILDLIFE 5256 3 2 0 18 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) -HIGH ELF 4732 2 4 1 13 DRAGON JUNKIES (392) SAILINNIEL 5263 1 0 0 13 FROM THE SHADOW (441) ARAIEL TALELON 5264 1 0 0 13 FROM THE SHADOW (441) GHILWEN CROMLOTH 5261 1 0 0 8 FROM THE SHADOW (441) YOTHLOTHIEL 5262 1 0 0 8 FROM THE SHADOW (441) -FATHOM 4763 2 1 0 7 DRAGON JUNKIES (392) ESTRADETH VANETH 5260 1 0 0 5 FROM THE SHADOW (441) GRIZZLY ADAMS 5249 0 1 0 1 MAN OR BEAST? (432) WATER WORKS 5265 0 1 0 1 MONOPOLY (430) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? VETERAN MERCENAR 0 0 0 SHORTLINE 5208 659 NONE CHANCE CARD 5240 0 6 0 MONOPOLY 430 FLAMBERGE 5079 658 DUALOPOLY 5220 7 6 0 MONOPOLY 430 HEMLOCK 5224 656 PERSONAL ADS Determinism or Free Will? Scholars Debate! There Is No Chance, says Scientist. -- The Emquirer, commenting on current events P.S. Chance Is Unpopular! Death Makes It Worse, says Scientist. Free Parking All a Scam! Hidden Fees! Story on page 8. -- The Enquirer, Top-Selling Paper in Zuwayza Grizz Grimhult -- If you hadn't stampeded me so, I would have had a spell ready to flatten you. -- Magic Today, not a fan of ad hoc spellcasting Thimble -- There's a trick in this somewhere, isn't there? -- Desert Plants The Fratsfa Slave completely ignored the Mars Retrograde aspect of today's chart, so of course he lost. You never want to plant root crops when the moon is waning in Orion and the rain is heavy. There is a logic to these things that should not be ignored. -- Farmers Almanac P.S. Note that most people here in Zuwayza have the good sense to consult me before taking definitive steps to do anything at all. Aha! I wondered why we had budget problems. Then I discovered that the Embezzling Scribe was involved, and all became clear. -- Missouri Wildlife Monopoly -- One of the problems with "Chance" is that you never know what the results might be. "Go to jail" is just as likely as a lucky outcome. So, it seems, is "go directly to the morgue, do not pass go, do not collect $200." Very unlucky draw. And, even worse, I will not be around for the Blodfeud. I do apologize for that, it was not my idea. -- Flamberge LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS THE ENQUIRER was devastated by THIMBLE in a 1 minute mismatched fight. MALKAI unbelievably bested FREE PARKING in a exciting 7 minute gory expert's battle. SHORTLINE slaughtered VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title brawl. MAGIC TODAY was demolished by HEMLOCK in a 1 minute mismatched competition. DESERT PLANTS devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match. FARMERS ALMANAC was handily defeated by BEETLE BAILEY in a 1 minute uneven fight. BLACK MAIDEN won victory over BEAR GRYLLS in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel. WOLF BLITZER vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. MISSOURI WILDLIFE was beaten by LARRY BIRD in a 3 minute melee. SAILINNIEL beat WATER WORKS in a 2 minute fight. ESTRADETH VANETH luckily beat GRIZZLY ADAMS in a 8 minute amateur's match. GHILWEN CROMLOTH bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute novice's battle. YOTHLOTHIEL bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute amateur's bout. ARAIEL TALELON handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 5 minute uneven fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 0 - 0 100 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 2 - 1 75 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 2 - 0 67 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 24 - 1 55 | |AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 11 - 2 54 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 8 - 0 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 7 - 1 50 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 24 - 0 47 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 4 - 0 20 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | Turn 659 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 4 STRIKING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK SHORTLINE 5208 15 5 1 117 MONOPOLY (430) TOTAL PARRY MALKAI 4571 29 8 0 111 DRAGON JUNKIES (392) BASHING ATTACK THIMBLE 5157 17 14 1 95 MONOPOLY (430) LUNGING ATTACK HEMLOCK 5224 9 6 1 84 SERPENTS HOLD II (438) AIMED BLOW MAGIC TODAY 5201 13 10 0 62 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) WALL OF STEEL BEETLE BAILEY 5177 5 0 0 43 MAN OR BEAST? (432) PARRY-RIPOSTE WOLF BLITZER 5184 3 1 0 42 MAN OR BEAST? (432) PARRY-LUNGE BEAR GRYLLS 5185 3 1 0 34 MAN OR BEAST? (432) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is SHORTLINE 5208. The most popular warrior this turn was FREE PARKING 5158. The ten other most popular fighters were GRIZZLY ADAMS 5249, MALKAI 4571, MISSOURI WILDLIFE 5256, SHORTLINE 5208, HEMLOCK 5224, BEETLE BAILEY 5177, BLACK MAIDEN 4758, THIMBLE 5157, DESERT PLANTS 5150, and WOLF BLITZER 5184. The least popular fighter this week was ARAIEL TALELON 5264. The other ten least popular fighters were ESTRADETH VANETH 5260, WATER WORKS 5265, THE ENQUIRER 5131, YOTHLOTHIEL 5262, LARRY BIRD 5207, BEAR GRYLLS 5185, FARMERS ALMANAC 5239, MAGIC TODAY 5201, GHILWEN CROMLOTH 5261, and SAILINNIEL 5263. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: SHORTLINE (19-5208) MONOPOLY (430) MAIL-IN TOURNEY LI ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME PETE MOSS 4968 (48-27-2) 1 3 0 FUNKY FOLK ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BART SIMPSON 5072 (29-25-0) 1 3 0 CUNNING RUNTS CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME THE GREAT GAZOO 5140 (8-1-0) 4 3 0 CUNNING RUNTS INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BEAR GRYLLS 5185 (3-0-0) 6 3 0 MAN OR BEAST? WOLF BLITZER 5184 (2-1-0) 5 3 0 MAN OR BEAST? APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME MODRANECT 5230 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 JANUARY ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SAILINNIEL 5263 (0-0-0) 7 3 0 FROM THE SHADOW ADM FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME WEE MAN 5071 (32-41-0) 0 3 0 CUNNING RUNTS ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME VICTORIA'S SECRET 5163 (3-2-0) 2 3 0 STREET WALKERS INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BEETLE BAILEY 5177 (4-0-0) 2 3 0 MAN OR BEAST?