DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/02/2015    Duedate: 06/15/2015

SEAM ARENA

DM-20    TURN-2

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JOHN F DODGE
AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)
(20-148) [2-0-1,19]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              GRIMFLESH
                               BOURNE OF HATE (3)
                               (20-34) [2-0-0,22]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GILGAMESH                      GILGAMESH
DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)      DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
(20-217) [0-1-0,1]             (20-217) [0-1-0,1]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOUSE OF PAIN (15)          42
2. WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)       37      JDW2 (36)
3. DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)         36      Unchartered Team
4. KAOS ANGELS (33)            34
5. 7TH SANCTUM (10)            31       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*SIN CITY (11)              7   3  1 70.0   1/ 2*SIN CITY (11)             7  3 1
 2/ 1*AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)        7   3  1 70.0   2/ 1*AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)       7  3 1
 3/11*BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)      7   3  0 70.0   3/10*BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)     7  3 0
 4/18*DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)        6   4  2 60.0   4/18*DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       6  4 2
 5/ 8*7TH SANCTUM (10)           6   4  0 60.0   5/13*THIRSTY THUGS (31)        6  4 0
 6/ 6*THIRSTY THUGS (31)         6   4  0 60.0   6/ 7*7TH SANCTUM (10)          6  4 0
 7/ 0*TWISTED ASYLUM (20)        3   2  3 60.0   7/ 4*THE MENTORS (6)           5  5 1
 8/ 0*DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37)   3   2  1 60.0   8/14*BOOK BORED ORCS (7)       5  5 1
 9- 9*BLOOD BORNE (12)           3   2  0 60.0   9/24*HOUSE OF PAIN (15)        5  5 1
10/ 4*THE MENTORS (6)            5   5  1 50.0  10/ 5*LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)    5  5 1
11/17*BOOK BORED ORCS (7)        5   5  1 50.0  11/ 9*CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)       5  5 0
12/26*HOUSE OF PAIN (15)         5   5  1 50.0  12/17*PHILANTHROLORDS (14)      5  5 0
13/ 5*LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)     5   5  1 50.0  13/12*IN LIVING COLOR (27)      5  5 0
14/21*KAOS ANGELS (33)           5   5  0 50.0  14/20*EXCEL-LENT (29)           5  5 0
15/19*PHILANTHROLORDS (14)       5   5  0 50.0  15/16*KAOS ANGELS (33)          5  5 0
16/10*CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)        5   5  0 50.0  16/ 3*BOURNE OF HATE (3)        4  6 1
17/13*IN LIVING COLOR (27)       5   5  0 50.0  17/ 6*I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)       4  6 0
18/20*EXCEL-LENT (29)            5   5  0 50.0  18/11*LOST SENTINELS (19)       4  6 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 3*BOURNE OF HATE (3)         4   6  1 40.0  19/21*WEIRD STUDENTS (30)       4  6 0
20/14*WEIRD STUDENTS (30)        4   6  0 40.0  20/25*WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)     4  6 0
21/22*WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)      4   6  0 40.0  21/ 0*TWISTED ASYLUM (20)       3  2 3
22/ 7*I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)        4   6  0 40.0  22/ 0*DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37)  3  2 1
23/12*LOST SENTINELS (19)        4   6  0 40.0  23- 8*BLOOD BORNE (12)          3  2 0
24-15*BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)       2   3  0 40.0  24/23*PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)     3  7 0
25/ 0*1ST WORLD PROBLEMS (35)    2   3  0 40.0  25/22*BROKEN HALO (13)          3  7 0
26/16*UNLIKELY HEROES (4)        3   7  0 30.0  26/19*UNLIKELY HEROES (4)       3  7 0
27/23*BROKEN HALO (13)           3   7  0 30.0  27/27*HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        3  7 0
28/24*HUCKLE'S CATS (23)         3   7  0 30.0  28-15*BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)      2  3 0
29/25*PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)      3   7  0 30.0  29/ 0*1ST WORLD PROBLEMS (35)   2  3 0
30/27*DEADLINE (32)              2   8  0 20.0  30/26*DEADLINE (32)             2  8 0
31/ 0*THE GATHERING (34)         0   5  0  0.0  31/ 0*THE GATHERING (34)        0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in SEAM since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts 
to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  You know what they say about the 
herd of lions who studied a judge...  DARQUE KNIGHTS moved up 14 places, to 4th.  Who 
can explain it?  Not you, not me, not HOUSE OF PAIN's opponents, after watching them 
shoot up the ranks from 24th to 9th.  BOURNE OF HATE bit the big one as they could 
not win.  They dropped from 3rd down to 16th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  
Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at 
I'M NOT EGGBERT, cause they dropped by 11.  It seems so recently people were saying 
BIG LAKE JUSTIFY was washed up, finished.  But 4-1-0 moved them up 7.  I guess 
they're washed no more...  What's with VITRIOL?  He actually beat BOURNE OF HATE's 
WOOLRAVEN, and walked away with 17 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at SIN 
CITY.  BLUE EYES lost 7 points to GRIMFLESH.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe 
BLUE EYES will provide more easy wins...  Apparently SEAM isn't filled with as many 
gutless wonders as I thought.  The Dreaded Duelmaster got 22 challenges this turn!  
Another fighter (JOHN F DODGE 2-0-1) challenged another Duelmaster (WEREWOLF 1-1-0).  
Life goes on.  So WEREWOLF finally bought it, eh?  I thought he too sure of himself, 
always strutting around.  JOHN F DODGE, there's a lesson here!  Advice to fighters 
with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  SEAM thinks BIG LAKE JUSTIFY 
and their 7-3-0 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  The bums at 
BOURNE OF HATE couldn't face the challenges from BIG LAKE JUSTIFY!  No excuse for 
that!  I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that GIRL 238 
gets in.  She fights people like RAYNER, 9 points below.  I thought GIRL 238 showed 
great skill and promise when she was beat by RAYNER.  All right, so I slept through 
it!  Big deal!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, 
fight dirty.   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  Are 
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOHN F DODGE 148              2   0  1    19       AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRIMFLESH 34                  2   0  0    22       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 MAIMS MOIST 55                2   0  1    21       BOOK BORED ORCS (7)
 STAY PUFT 144                 2   0  0    21       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 BLOODBLIND 105                2   0  0    21       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 WEREVIPER 123                 2   0  1    20       LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)
 PITTYVAICH 176                2   0  0    19       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 GEOPLASTIQUE 70               2   0  0    19       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 LADY SONGSTEEL 128            2   0  1    18       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GROCER CAT 136                2   0  0    18       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 GIRL 237 100                  2   0  0    18       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 BAGHEERA 113                  2   0  0    18       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 VITRIOL 183                   1   1  0    18       KAOS ANGELS (33)
 COBRA MONSOON 71              2   0  0    17       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 FOOT GOLEM 69                 2   0  0    17       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 COOVER BENNETT 110            2   0  0    17       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 VEXING 186                    2   0  0    17       KAOS ANGELS (33)
 FIT FRED 172                  2   0  0    16       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 CPT. BUZZY 65                 2   0  0    16       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 MEJIDIJA 95                   2   0  0    16       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 JIM 76                        2   0  1    15       SIN CITY (11)
 CARDHU 173                    2   0  0    15       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 GARTH GREYSCRIBE 92           1   1  0    15       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 SWEET TOOTH JONES 154         2   0  0    14       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 DOUGLAS KLUMP 74              2   0  0    14       SIN CITY (11)
 TICKE ME ELMO 51              2   0  0    13       THE MENTORS (6)
 SMOKEHEAD 175                 1   1  0    13       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 ISERROR 165                   2   0  0    12       EXCEL-LENT (29)
 ISBLANK(D2) 163               2   0  0    12       EXCEL-LENT (29)
 ABYSS 119                     1   0  1    12       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 CATIANA 93                    1   1  1    12       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 MERCYFLETCHER 89              1   1  0    12       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 STANZA 97                     1   1  0    12       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 SHADOWDANCER 132              1   1  0    12       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 ULVSBLAKK 107                 1   1  0    12       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 FELIX WANKEL 150              1   1  0    12       AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)
 O.K. ROWING 57                1   1  0    12       BOOK BORED ORCS (7)
 WEREBEAR 126                  1   1  0    12       LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)
 RAYNER 182                    1   1  0    12       DEADLINE (32)
 RAYLAN GIVENS 111             2   0  0    11       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 PILGRIM 187                   2   0  0    11       KAOS ANGELS (33)
 QUITHYRA 130                  2   0  0    11       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 THOR 216                      1   0  1    11       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 XRISTIANA 96                  1   1  0    11       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
-WITCH OF HEMWICK 81           1   0  0    10       BLOOD BORNE (12)
 ANUBIS 219                    1   0  0    10       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 WONDERFUL WANDA 169           1   1  0     9       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 FUNEBRE 106                   1   1  0     9       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 VLOOKUP 164                   1   1  0     9       EXCEL-LENT (29)
 VERA DE MILO 153              2   0  0     8       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 NEANDERTHAL MAN 90            2   0  0     8       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
-VICAR AMELIA 78               1   0  0     8       BLOOD BORNE (12)
 NIKOLAUS OTTO 152             2   0  0     7       AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)
 LAZARUS 118                   1   0  1     7       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 SEVERIN 121                   1   0  1     7       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 MAGUVIAL 129                  1   1  1     7       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 BOYD CROWDER 109              1   1  0     7       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 BELIEVE N' THING 53           1   1  0     7       BOOK BORED ORCS (7)
 TOUCHY THOMAS 168             1   1  0     7       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 CUDA 203                      1   0  0     7       BROKEN HALO (13)
 SPOOK 146                     1   1  0     7       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 WENDY CROWE 108               2   0  0     6       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 DALEK 178                     1   1  0     6       DEADLINE (32)
 LOKI 218                      1   0  0     6       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 ANDRE 52                      1   1  0     6       THE MENTORS (6)
 GUTGLOOM 35                   1   1  0     6       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 MOTHER NATURE 195             1   0  0     6       THE MENTORS (6)
 BURT SHLUBB 73                1   1  0     6       SIN CITY (11)
 HARRY HYENA 137               1   1  0     6       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 EBONY YAWNER 40               1   1  0     6       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 GIRL 236 102                  1   1  0     6       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 SINBUCK 83                    1   1  0     6       BROKEN HALO (13)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DR. BROWNSTONE 50             1   1  1     5       THE MENTORS (6)
 WOOLRAVEN 36                  1   1  1     5       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 HORACE E DODGE 151            1   1  0     5       AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)
 POOL IS COLD 201              1   0  0     5       1ST WORLD PROBLEMS (35)
 OBESITY 199                   1   0  0     5       1ST WORLD PROBLEMS (35)
-IRA HAYES 60                  1   0  0     5       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
-JEFF PROBST 58                1   0  0     5       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
 CLAIRE 87                     1   1  0     5       BROKEN HALO (13)
 CLUCKEROO 67                  1   1  0     4       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 OSWALD BATES 155              1   1  0     4       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 GIRL 238 99                   1   1  0     4       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 JACKIE-BOY 75                 1   1  0     4       SIN CITY (11)
 BLUE EYES 77                  1   1  0     4       SIN CITY (11)
 VISIGOTH 114                  1   1  0     4       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 HARPOON R' SEA 56             1   1  0     4       BOOK BORED ORCS (7)
 ARMAND PEUGOT 149             1   1  0     4       AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)
 OBAN 177                      1   1  0     4       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 SISTER GARLIC 41              1   1  0     4       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 SUPER CHICKEN 39              1   1  0     4       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 GIRL 235 98                   1   1  0     4       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 BRN VON SPEEDSTER 66          1   1  0     4       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
-YHARNAM 80                    1   0  0     3       BLOOD BORNE (12)
 WERESLOTH 125                 0   2  0     2       LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)
 MR. GRONKLE 135               0   2  0     2       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 GHOST 145                     0   2  0     2       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 THE SILENT OWL 42             0   2  0     2       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 LOOMIS SIMMONS 156            0   2  0     2       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 GORGEOUS GIRL 170             0   2  0     2       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 VIDAR 179                     0   2  0     2       DEADLINE (32)
 KININVIE 174                  0   2  0     2       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 SAADI WOODHEART 131           0   2  0     2       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 ADM. ITCHYBEARD 63            0   2  0     2       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 BONESONG 37                   0   2  0     2       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 FAUST 84                      0   2  0     2       BROKEN HALO (13)
 LAUGHING LARRY 171            0   2  0     2       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 KAN CURSEWELL 33              0   2  0     2       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 AVA CROWDER 112               0   2  0     2       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 SHAKES D' SPEAR 54            0   2  0     2       BOOK BORED ORCS (7)
 CASPER 147                    0   2  0     2       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 HAUNT 143                     0   2  0     2       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 LOTHAR 180                    0   2  0     2       DEADLINE (32)
 GENERAL LIABILITY 38          0   2  0     2       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 DIRT SHAMAN 68                0   2  0     2       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 RUDOLF VON FLUGEL 134         0   2  0     2       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 CONCATENATE 166               0   2  0     2       EXCEL-LENT (29)
 ABLE BAKER CHARLIE 133        0   2  0     2       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 ABSENCE 185                   0   2  0     2       KAOS ANGELS (33)
 WANDA WAYNE 157               0   2  0     2       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 GILGAMESH 217                 0   1  0     1       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
-CRAMBUS HOYT 59               0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
 GOBLIN KING 189               0   1  0     1       THE GATHERING (34)
 NERON 120                     0   1  0     1       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 ACID REFLUX 197               0   1  0     1       1ST WORLD PROBLEMS (35)
 GROTH-GOLKA 206               0   1  0     1       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
-DEATHDEALER 62                0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
-THE ONE REBORN 79             0   1  0     1       BLOOD BORNE (12)
 DRAGONBAIT 209                0   1  0     1       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 SERRA ANGEL 191               0   1  0     1       THE GATHERING (34)
 MINNESOTA JONES 196           0   1  0     1       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
-WARBRINGER 61                 0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
 SIF 220                       0   1  0     1       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
-IOSEFKA 82                    0   1  0     1       BLOOD BORNE (12)
 WIFI DEAD ZONE 198            0   1  0     1       1ST WORLD PROBLEMS (35)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRIPS 202                     0   1  0     1       BROKEN HALO (13)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TOO MUCH MONEY 200      0  1 0 1ST WORLD PROBLEM 35 CATIANA 93              2   
THROWING AWAY $ 204     0  1 0 7TH SANCTUM 10       SWINE GOLEM             2  NONE
DARK UTOPIA 86          0  1 0 BROKEN HALO 13       WEREVIPER 123           1   
GIRL #240 193           0  1 0 CHUCK'S PINUPS 16    SHEWISH BOUNCER         2  NONE
TAKEO 181               0  2 0 DEADLINE 32          JIM 76                  2   
IF(HIT,WIN,LOOSE) 167   0  2 0 EXCEL-LENT 29        SWINE GOLEM             2  NONE
BADGIRL 205             0  1 0 HOUSE OF PAIN 15     SHEWISH BOUNCER         2  NONE
MUDFACE 210             0  1 0 KAOS ANGELS 33       SHEWISH BOUNCER         2  NONE
WERECAT 124             1  1 0 LIGHT OF THE MOON 21 MAIMS MOIST 55          2   
WEREWOLF 127            1  1 0 LIGHT OF THE MOON 21 JOHN F DODGE 148        2   
BLOON 115               0  1 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    DR. BROWNSTONE 50       1   
DUSK 116                1  1 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    SHEWISH BOUNCER         2  NONE
MIDNIGHT LILY 208       0  1 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    ABYSS 119               2   
THONN 91                1  1 0 PHILANTHROLORDS 14   LADY SONGSTEEL 128      2   
UMBAR LONGCLERIC 88     0  2 0 PHILANTHROLORDS 14   MAGUVIAL 129            2   
BADLANDS 192            0  1 0 THE GATHERING 34     SWINE GOLEM             2  NONE
BLACK LOTUS 188         0  1 0 THE GATHERING 34     SEVERIN 121             2   
DEMONIC TUTOR 190       0  1 0 THE GATHERING 34     LAZARUS 118             2   
NI 194                  0  1 0 THE MENTORS 6        THE WRECK KING          2  NONE
RAZORBACK 49            0  1 0 THE MENTORS 6        WOOLRAVEN 36            1   
ENDO 122                0  1 0 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    THOR 216                2   
SHUY-NIHI 207           0  1 0 WAY OF ALL FLESH 17  SWINE GOLEM             2  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Greetings!  We look forward to slicing, crushing and impaling you all! -- Bourne of 
Hate

Very excited to see how this arena plays out!  Will there be a dominant team?  Who 
will be the elite warriors?  Looking forward to seeing these things unfold! -- 
DeGotti, Bourne of Hate

Rumor has it that the AA is planning on making a presence here in Seam!  What an easy 
way to pad a winning record!  

Greetings fellow Seamians, not to be confused with "simians" which is what you find at 
Inner Circle meetings.  I've never had a team here in this arena prior to the 
shutdown.  The mighty Allied Axis requisitioned some funds which were not doubt 
instrumental in the reopening of this place, you can thank us later.  I'm not sure who 
is all here, and I am not sure I even care.  See you on the sands. -- Den, High Priest 
of the Allied Axis and manager of the Big Lake Justify

Gutgloom -- Brutal bite of the bastinado there.  -- Burt

Casper -- You seem a hearty spirit, perhaps this is not for you. -- Douglas

Ava -- I do like it when they don't get up.  Next time I won't be so nice! -- Jackie

Loomis -- Yup, it stings don't it? -- Jim

Rayner -- Caught you looking?  Haha! -- Blue Eyes

All -- Hello Seam!  I am running this group of scoundrels known as Sin City.  I go by 
the name of Saint Eidolon, but you can just call me Eidolon.  Good luck, you will need 
it! -- Eidolon

Mentors -- The Razorback was no match for the Woolraven!  We are expecting some 
challenging BF fights in the coming future! -- Bourne of Hate

I thought this was a Basher only arena?!? (Not that I field any.) -- Weird Students

Kininvie -- I'd say that worked out pretty well for both of us, wouldn't you? -- Cobra

Chuck's Pinups -- Pretty lame naming convention you have there, and that's coming from 
a team that uses a random superhero name generator... -- 7th Sanctum

Faust -- Um, yeah... I'm trying to run a family shop here so... -- Geoplastique

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

IF(HIT,WIN,LOOSE) was butchered by SWINE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
DUSK was slaughtered by SHEWISH BOUNCER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
BADLANDS was murdered by SWINE GOLEM in a 4 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
GIRL #240 was barely slain by SHEWISH BOUNCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
MUDFACE was murdered by SHEWISH BOUNCER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
SHUY-NIHI was dispatched by SWINE GOLEM in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BADGIRL was executed by SHEWISH BOUNCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
NI was easily killed by THE WRECK KING in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
THROWING AWAY $ was slaughtered by SWINE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
CLAIRE lost to WEREVIPER in a action packed 6 minute gory beginner's Bloodfeud fight.
GIRL 238 was defeated by RAYNER in a 3 minute beginner's Challenge match.
GRIMFLESH overpowered BLUE EYES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GUTGLOOM was narrowly defeated by COOVER BENNETT in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
JOHN F DODGE killed WEREWOLF in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge Title match.
BONESONG was beaten by WENDY CROWE in a 6 minute gory amateur's Challenge conflict.
GENERAL LIABILITY was vanquished by XRISTIANA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
STAY PUFT vanquished BRN VON SPEEDSTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
EBONY YAWNER bested GORGEOUS GIRL in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge brawl.
SHADOWDANCER overpowered WANDA WAYNE in a 5 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
THE SILENT OWL was overpowered by CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SAADI WOODHEART was overcome by HARRY HYENA in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
QUITHYRA beat VISIGOTH in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
MAGUVIAL killed UMBAR LONGCLERIC in a 1 minute gruesome beginner's Challenge bout.
LADY SONGSTEEL easily killed THONN in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge contest.
MEJIDIJA defeated SUPER CHICKEN in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
MAIMS MOIST executed WERECAT in a 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HARPOON R' SEA was defeated by ISERROR in a 2 minute novice's Challenge bout.
O.K. ROWING vanquished LAUGHING LARRY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
WERESLOTH was outwaited by NEANDERTHAL MAN in a 8 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
FELIX WANKEL handily defeated ABSENCE in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
HORACE E DODGE was luckily beaten by ISBLANK(D2) in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
CLUCKEROO was subdued by SWEET TOOTH JONES in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
OBAN was beaten by WEREBEAR in a 1 minute novice's Challenge bout.
FOOT GOLEM viciously subdued ANDRE in a 2 minute gruesome amateur's Challenge match.
GEOPLASTIQUE overpowered SISTER GARLIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
COBRA MONSOON savagely defeated DALEK in a 3 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
KAN CURSEWELL was defeated by BELIEVE N' THING in a 1 minute novice's Challenge match.
GIRL 235 was subdued by VLOOKUP in a 3 minute novice's Challenge duel.
LOTHAR was overpowered by CARDHU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ULVSBLAKK handily defeated ABLE BAKER CHARLIE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
FUNEBRE viciously subdued SHAKES D' SPEAR in a 3 minute novice's Challenge match.
SINBUCK won victory over KININVIE in a 3 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
FAUST was overcome by SPOOK in a popular 1 minute bloody amateur's Challenge duel.
TAKEO was executed by JIM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
BLOODBLIND handily defeated ARMAND PEUGOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GIRL 236 defeated GHOST in a 3 minute novice's Challenge battle.
GIRL 237 vanquished RUDOLF VON FLUGEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MERCYFLETCHER handily defeated ACID REFLUX in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BOYD CROWDER won victory over LOOMIS SIMMONS in a 2 minute bloody novice's match.
RAYLAN GIVENS savagely defeated CONCATENATE in a 2 minute gory novice's battle.
AVA CROWDER was beaten by PILGRIM in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
BAGHEERA handily defeated HAUNT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JACKIE-BOY was demolished by GARTH GREYSCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
DOUGLAS KLUMP savagely defeated SIF in a exciting 1 minute bloody novice's brawl.
BURT SHLUBB bested MR. GRONKLE in a 1 minute novice's bout.
DIRT SHAMAN lost to TICKE ME ELMO in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
ADM. ITCHYBEARD was defeated by WONDERFUL WANDA in a 3 minute amateur's brawl.
DR. BROWNSTONE was beaten by ANUBIS in a 5 minute brutal beginner's fight.
GROCER CAT handily defeated SERRA ANGEL in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
CASPER was beaten by CUDA in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
WOOLRAVEN was overpowered by VITRIOL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NIKOLAUS OTTO unbelievably bested GILGAMESH in a popular 8 minute novice's duel.
VERA DE MILO outlasted VIDAR in a crowd boring 7 minute beginner's fight.
OSWALD BATES was savagely defeated by SMOKEHEAD in a 2 minute novice's battle.
TOUCHY THOMAS was savagely defeated by PITTYVAICH in a 3 minute amateur's fight.
FIT FRED devastated DRAGONBAIT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STANZA demolished WIFI DEAD ZONE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
VEXING overpowered GROTH-GOLKA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CATIANA slaughtered TOO MUCH MONEY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DEMONIC TUTOR was put to death by LAZARUS in a action packed 1 minute novice's match.
GOBLIN KING was subdued by POOL IS COLD in a 2 minute novice's fight.
BLACK LOTUS was dispatched by SEVERIN in a 2 minute bloody novice's melee.
ENDO was slaughtered by THOR in a 1 minute uneven match.
MOTHER NATURE defeated MINNESOTA JONES in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
OBESITY subdued GRIPS in a 1 minute amateur's fray.
NERON lost to LOKI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's match.
ABYSS executed MIDNIGHT LILY in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 25         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  10 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  24         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   9 -  3      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  17 -  2      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         AIMED BLOW        14 -  12 -  2      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  23 -  2      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  16 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    11         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  26 -  3      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  13 -  0      28  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         WALL OF STEEL      4 -  15 -  1      21  |

Turn   2 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         8 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK    11 - 13         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     9 - 11         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK   11 - 14         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  5         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      2 -  8         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GILGAMESH 217.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GILGAMESH 217.  The ten other most popular fighters were WEREVIPER 123, HORACE E 
DODGE 151, FUNEBRE 106, WONDERFUL WANDA 169, WERESLOTH 125, PITTYVAICH 176, SHUY-NIHI 
207, FOOT GOLEM 69, COBRA MONSOON 71, and CUDA 203.

The least popular fighter this week was THROWING AWAY $ 204.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were VERA DE MILO 153, NEANDERTHAL MAN 90, WENDY CROWE 108, CLAIRE 
87, WANDA WAYNE 157, IF(HIT,WIN,LOOSE) 167, GIRL 235 98, GRIPS 202, MINNESOTA JONES 
196, and ENDO 122.