DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/14/2015    Duedate: 07/27/2015

SEAM ARENA

DM-20    TURN-5

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SIF
DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
(20-220) [3-1-0,51]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              SIF
                               DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
                               (20-220) [3-1-0,51]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

COBRA MONSOON                  MAGUVIAL
7TH SANCTUM (10)               DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
(20-71) [3-2-0,15]             (20-129) [3-2-1,14]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)         46
2. AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)         41      BANJAR'S BAND (2)
3. WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)       39      Unchartered Team
4. WYLD MASQUERADE (24)        30
5. THIRSTY THUGS (31)          27      AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)       16   4  2 80.0   1/ 5*I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)      12  3 2
 2/ 8*I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)       16   9  2 64.0   2/ 8*AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)       9  1 1
 3/ 5*SIN CITY (11)             15  10  1 60.0   3/ 1*HOUSE OF PAIN (15)        9  6 0
 4- 6*IN LIVING COLOR (27)      12   8  0 60.0   4/21*THE GATHERING (34)        8  7 3
 5/ 0*WYLD MASQUERADE (24)       3   2  0 60.0   5/12*THIRSTY THUGS (31)        8  7 2
 6/12*THIRSTY THUGS (31)        14  11  2 56.0   6/ 6*SIN CITY (11)             8  7 0
 7/ 3*HOUSE OF PAIN (15)        14  11  1 56.0   7/ 7*BROKEN HALO (13)          8  7 0
 8/ 2*BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)     14  11  0 56.0   8- 4*IN LIVING COLOR (27)      7  3 0
 9-11*LOST SENTINELS (19)       10   9  0 52.6   9/11*DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37)  7  8 0
10/ 4*DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       13  12  2 52.0  10/ 2*BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)     7  8 0
11/18*DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37)  10  10  1 50.0  11/ 3*DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       7  8 0
12/ 9*BOOK BORED ORCS (7)       10  10  1 50.0  12/20*HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        7  8 0
13/10*WEIRD STUDENTS (30)       10  10  0 50.0  13- 9*LOST SENTINELS (19)       6  3 0
14-14*BLOOD BORNE (12)           5   5  1 50.0  14/24*UNLIKELY HEROES (4)       6  4 1
15/13*7TH SANCTUM (10)          12  13  0 48.0  15/15*WEIRD STUDENTS (30)       6  4 0
16/24*UNLIKELY HEROES (4)        9  11  1 45.0  16/22*BOURNE OF HATE (3)        6  9 1
17/19*THE MENTORS (6)           11  14  1 44.0  17/19*WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)     6  9 0
18/20*BROKEN HALO (13)          11  14  0 44.0  18/18*THE MENTORS (6)           6  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/28*CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)       11  14  0 44.0  19/13*7TH SANCTUM (10)          6  9 0
20/21*BOURNE OF HATE (3)        10  15  2 40.0  20/27*CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)       6  9 0
21/27*HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        10  15  0 40.0  21/25*THE KILLING FIELD (28)    6  9 0
22/29*WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)     10  15  0 40.0  22/14*BOOK BORED ORCS (7)       5  5 0
23/23*PHILANTHROLORDS (14)      10  15  0 40.0  23/10*TWISTED ASYLUM (20)       5 10 1
24/16*TWISTED ASYLUM (20)        8  12  4 40.0  24/17*PHILANTHROLORDS (14)      5 10 0
25/30*THE GATHERING (34)         8  12  3 40.0  25/29*NATURE MADE (38)          4  6 0
26-22*KAOS ANGELS (33)           8  12  2 40.0  26/32*PIXELBENDERS (36)         4  6 0
27/17*LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)     8  12  1 40.0  27/ 0*WYLD MASQUERADE (24)      3  2 0
28/25*THE KILLING FIELD (28)     6   9  0 40.0  28-16*KAOS ANGELS (33)          3  7 2
29/26*PIXELBENDERS (36)          4   6  0 40.0  29/26*LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)    3  7 0
30/ 7*NATURE MADE (38)           4   6  0 40.0  30-23*PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)     3  7 0
31-31*PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)      6  14  0 30.0  31-31*BLOOD BORNE (12)          2  3 1
32-32*1ST WORLD PROBLEMS (35)    3   7  0 30.0  32-30*1ST WORLD PROBLEMS (35)   1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hello again, my pretties!  It is I, Sidara Brightbell, here for your turn 5 
report.  Seam has been bustling with activity this week leading up to our exciting 
events.  Though it does not personally affect us here, there has even been some 
activity as managers prepare to journey for the upcoming tournament.
     Our first repeat Duelmaster's streak ends at 2.  The top contenders from last 
turn were inactive, so Sif from Deities and Demigods got the call to face Lady 
Songsteel for the title.  The fight was short, but definitive in its outcome.  Sif 
stands as the newest Duelmaster of Seam.  We will see if Deep Thought and Sif can hold 
onto the coveted spot next turn, surely many will be looking to take her throne away.  
Congrats to Sif, Deep Thought, and his Deities and Demigods stable!
     Bourne of Hate is again the most avoided team.  Chuck and his ladies at Chuck's 
Pinups were running away the most.  Does this say something about DeGotti's way with 
the ladies?  DeGotti, any comment?  They have classes to teach you how to be popular 
with the girls if you are interested.  I hear Floyd teaches it from time to time!  
Speaking of popular ladies, Wendy Crowe of Big Lake Justify was this turn's most 
challenged warrior.  Felix Wankel looked down the ranks and just could not pass up the 
opportunity to show Wendy a difficult time on the sands.  Since we are talking about 
the fine women of Big Lake Justify, I have to mention Ava Crowder as well.  She 
challenged big this week, going up 25 points to face Brn Von Speedster.  Ava gets an 
"A" for effort, but she was overcome by Von Speedster in 13 minutes.
     Out with the old once again as House of Pain falls from the top spot and I'm Not 
Eggbert moves into number 1.  Mordraith and his Automan Empire move into the 2nd spot 
with a good chance to take it all next turn with a strong showing.  The Gathering had 
a rough first turn in the arena, but have recovered nicely and jumped from 21st to 4th 
this week.  With 3 kills in the last 3 turns, they are also hot on the heels of 
Twisted Asylum for most kills in Seam.  Welcome to Wyld Masquerade!  We hope you enjoy 
our beautiful arena.  There were 5 no-shows with Grimm, Otis the Drunk, and Nomad 
among them.  What  gives, guys?
     It was not a deadly turn outside of the Dark Arena.  Armand Peugot of Automan 
Empire executed Boyd Crowder from Big Lake Justify.  It was an ill-conceived challenge 
on Boyd's part, but it is easy to be a hindsight seer.  Kan Cursewell has lost his 
last fight as well.  At 0-5, I doubt the Bourne of Hate stable will be missing Kan and 
it saved DeGotti the time of filing all the Dark Arena paperwork.  Pit Fiend from The 
Gathering picks up a 2nd kill as he puts down Ebony Yawner.  Yawning is usually a sign 
of poor sleep habits, so Ebony's insomnia might have finally caught up with him.
     It was a bad turn to blood feud!  Of the seven (7) feuds this turn, only two (2) 
were successful.  Philanthrolords finally tasted the sweet, sweet nectar of vengeance 
as Neanderthal Man overcame Maguvial.  They still need to pay Lady Songsteel a visit 
for Thonn's death, but she has been protected by the throne the past few turns.  Wall 
of Swords also defeated Severin, paying him back for the death of Black Lotus on turn 
2.
     We wish all the managers luck for the upcoming turn.  It has often been said, 
luck is sometimes more desirable than skill!  May you have both for turn 6!  On behalf 
of the Commission and The Yellow Press, I bid you farewell.  

                                          --Sidara Brightbell

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIF 220                       3   1  0    51       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SWEET TOOTH JONES 154         4   0  0    39       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
-BAGHEERA 113                  4   0  0    39       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 DIRT NAP 158                  3   0  0    37       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 SMOKEHEAD 175                 4   1  1    35       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 GRIMFLESH 34                  4   1  0    34       BOURNE OF HATE (3)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOOT GOLEM 69                 4   1  0    33       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 BRN VON SPEEDSTER 66          4   1  0    33       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 FELIX WANKEL 150              3   1  0    33       AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)
 GEOPLASTIQUE 70               4   1  0    32       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 JOHN F DODGE 148              4   0  1    31       AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)
 FUZZY LOGIC 160               3   0  0    31       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
-PILGRIM 187                   4   0  1    29       KAOS ANGELS (33)
 MERCYFLETCHER 89              2   3  0    29       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 LADY SONGSTEEL 128            4   1  1    28       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 ULVSBLAKK 107                 4   1  0    28       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 BLOODBLIND 105                4   1  0    28       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 ARMAND PEUGOT 149             3   1  1    28       AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)
 MEJIDIJA 95                   4   1  0    27       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 FAUST 84                      3   2  0    26       BROKEN HALO (13)
 DOUGLAS KLUMP 74              5   0  0    25       SIN CITY (11)
 MAIMS MOIST 55                4   0  1    25       BOOK BORED ORCS (7)
 QUITHYRA 130                  4   1  0    25       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 CPT. BUZZY 65                 4   1  0    24       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 NIKOLAUS OTTO 152             4   0  0    24       AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)
 ADM. ITCHYBEARD 63            3   2  1    24       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 WALL OF SWORDS 229            3   0  1    24       THE GATHERING (34)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TICKE ME ELMO 51              4   1  0    23       THE MENTORS (6)
 GIRL #237 100                 4   1  0    22       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 STANZA 97                     3   2  0    22       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 FRAGMENT 212                  2   0  0    21       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 ABLE BAKER CHARLIE 133        2   3  0    21       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 GIRL #242 221                 2   1  0    21       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 COOVER BENNETT 110            4   1  0    20       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 SUPER CHICKEN 39              3   1  1    20       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 CARDHU 173                    3   2  0    20       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
-LOOMIS SIMMONS 156            2   2  0    20       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
-DRAGONBAIT 209                2   1  0    20       LOST SENTINELS (19)
-HAUNT 143                     2   2  0    20       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 PITTYVAICH 176                4   1  0    19       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 WEREVIPER 123                 3   1  1    19       LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)
 NEANDERTHAL MAN 90            5   0  0    18       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 WONDERFUL WANDA 169           3   1  0    18       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 SHAKES D' SPEAR 54            2   2  0    18       BOOK BORED ORCS (7)
 THE AMAZON 225                2   0  0    18       NATURE MADE (38)
 GUTGLOOM 35                   3   2  1    17       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 LAZARUS 118                   3   1  1    17       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 JIM 76                        3   2  1    17       SIN CITY (11)
 BLUE EYES 77                  3   2  0    17       SIN CITY (11)
 GIRL #236 102                 2   3  0    17       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 XRISTIANA 96                  3   2  0    16       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VERA DE MILO 153              3   1  0    16       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 THE SILENT OWL 42             2   2  0    16       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 GIRL #238 99                  2   3  0    16       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 COBRA MONSOON 71              3   2  0    15       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 THOR 216                      2   2  1    15       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 MR. GRONKLE 135               2   3  0    15       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 MALICE 259                    1   0  0    15       THE MENTORS (6)
 MAGUVIAL 129                  3   2  1    14       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 MINNESOTA JONES 196           3   1  1    14       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 GROCER CAT 136                3   2  0    14       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 BURT SHLUBB 73                3   2  0    14       SIN CITY (11)
 HARRY HYENA 137               3   2  0    14       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
-OSWALD BATES 155              2   2  0    14       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 LOKI 218                      2   2  0    14       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 SISTER GARLIC 41              2   2  0    14       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
-YHARNAM 80                    2   0  0    14       BLOOD BORNE (12)
 WENDY CROWE 108               4   1  0    13       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 SINBUCK 83                    3   2  0    13       BROKEN HALO (13)
 CLUCKEROO 67                  2   3  0    13       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 FUNEBRE 106                   2   3  0    13       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 OBAN 177                      2   3  0    13       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 MAGGOT 245                    1   1  1    13       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
-WANDA WAYNE 157               1   3  0    13       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 PIT FIEND 228                 2   1  2    12       THE GATHERING (34)
 HORACE E DODGE 151            2   2  0    12       AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)
-VISIGOTH 114                  2   2  0    12       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 GORGEOUS GIRL 170             1   3  0    12       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 RAYLAN GIVENS 111             3   2  0    11       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 CLAIRE 87                     3   2  0    11       BROKEN HALO (13)
 TOUCHY THOMAS 168             2   2  0    11       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
-POOL IS COLD 201              2   0  0    11       1ST WORLD PROBLEMS (35)
-THE ONE REBORN 79             1   1  1    11       BLOOD BORNE (12)
 LISSOME AVID 141              1   0  0    11       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 FIT FRED 172                  3   1  0    10       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 WOOLRAVEN 36                  2   3  1    10       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 DR. BROWNSTONE 50             2   3  1    10       THE MENTORS (6)
 CATIANA 93                    2   3  1    10       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 OPHELIA 234                   2   1  0    10       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 KININVIE 174                  1   4  1    10       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 DODGE & BURN 213              1   1  0    10       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 WERERAT 240                   1   1  0    10       LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)
 SEVERIN 121                   2   2  1     9       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 SHADOWDANCER 132              2   3  0     9       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 GARTH GREYSCRIBE 92           2   3  0     9       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 ANDRE 52                      2   3  0     9       THE MENTORS (6)
 HARMONIOUS JADE 138           1   0  0     9       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
-CASPER 147                    1   3  0     9       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 GILGAMESH 217                 2   2  0     8       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 HARPOON R' SEA 56             2   2  0     8       BOOK BORED ORCS (7)
-STAY PUFT 144                 2   2  0     8       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
-VEXING 186                    2   2  0     8       KAOS ANGELS (33)
 O.K. ROWING 57                1   3  0     8       BOOK BORED ORCS (7)
 LAUGHING LARRY 171            1   3  0     8       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 GIRL #235 98                  1   4  0     8       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 SEONI ROSEBLACK 140           1   0  0     8       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 BONESONG 37                   1   4  0     7       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 WEREBEAR 126                  1   3  0     7       LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)
 AVA CROWDER 112               1   4  0     7       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 GRIPS 202                     1   3  0     6       BROKEN HALO (13)
-VITRIOL 183                   1   3  0     6       KAOS ANGELS (33)
 SERRA ANGEL 191               1   3  0     6       THE GATHERING (34)
 CUDA 203                      1   3  0     6       BROKEN HALO (13)
-SPOOK 146                     1   3  0     6       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GENERAL LIABILITY 38          1   3  0     6       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 ORCISH VETERAN 249            1   1  0     6       THE GATHERING (34)
 ANUBIS 219                    1   3  0     6       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
-WINTER WISP 242               1   1  1     5       KAOS ANGELS (33)
 VIRGO 238                     1   2  0     5       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 SUNSETS 224                   1   1  0     5       NATURE MADE (38)
 FIRE ELEMENTAL 227            1   2  0     5       THE GATHERING (34)
 WEREBAT 239                   1   1  0     5       LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)
 RUDOLF VON FLUGEL 134         0   5  0     5       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 $50 DROP SHADOW 215           1   1  0     4       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 SOL 226                       1   1  0     4       NATURE MADE (38)
-WITCH OF HEMWICK 81           1   1  0     4       BLOOD BORNE (12)
 WERESLOTH 125                 0   4  0     4       LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)
-GHOST 145                     0   4  0     4       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
-ABSENCE 185                   0   4  0     4       KAOS ANGELS (33)
 SIX FEET UNDER 162            0   3  0     3       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
-ACID REFLUX 197               0   2  0     2       1ST WORLD PROBLEMS (35)
 GNARL HAND ORC 243            0   2  0     2       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 PIKE'S PEAK 223               0   2  0     2       NATURE MADE (38)
 CARPET BOMB 246               0   2  0     2       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 HALFTONE 214                  0   2  0     2       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 BLUE WHALE'S 222              0   2  0     2       NATURE MADE (38)
 SUICIDE GIRL 244              0   2  0     2       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 ESTHER 257                    0   1  0     1       SIN CITY (11)
 WILX 253                      0   1  0     1       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 ANJA SILVERCLAW 142           0   1  0     1       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
-TOO MANY PINS 241             0   1  0     1       1ST WORLD PROBLEMS (35)
 HANG NAIL 252                 0   1  0     1       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 VITALI PROSERIA 139           0   1  0     1       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OBESITY 199             1  1 0 1ST WORLD PROBLEM 35 THE ONE REBORN 79       3   
TOO MUCH MONEY 200      0  1 0 1ST WORLD PROBLEM 35 CATIANA 93              2   
WIFI DEAD ZONE 198      0  2 0 1ST WORLD PROBLEM 35 GUTGLOOM 35             3   
BOB 254                 0  1 0 7TH SANCTUM 10       SPYMASTER               5  NONE
RAIN THROWER 251        0  2 0 7TH SANCTUM 10       HIGH ELF                5  NONE
BOYD CROWDER 109        2  3 0 BIG LAKE JUSTIFY 18  ARMAND PEUGOT 149       5   
VICAR AMELIA 78         1  1 0 BLOOD BORNE 12       WINTER WISP 242         3   
BELIEVE N' THING 53     1  3 0 BOOK BORED ORCS 7    DARK CHAMPION           5  NONE
KAN CURSEWELL 33        0  5 0 BOURNE OF HATE 3     KININVIE 174            5   
DARK UTOPIA 86          0  1 0 BROKEN HALO 13       WEREVIPER 123           1  NOT REVENGED
SAADI WOODHEART 131     0  5 0 DARQUE KNIGHTS 22    BANDIT PRINCE           5  NONE
TAKEO 181               0  2 0 DEADLINE 32          JIM 76                  2   
WERECAT 124             1  1 0 LIGHT OF THE MOON 21 MAIMS MOIST 55          2   
WEREWOLF 127            1  1 0 LIGHT OF THE MOON 21 JOHN F DODGE 148        2   
BLOON 115               0  1 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    DR. BROWNSTONE 50       1  NOT REVENGED
LEXX 232                0  1 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    SUPER CHICKEN 39        3   
THONN 91                1  1 0 PHILANTHROLORDS 14   LADY SONGSTEEL 128      2   
UMBAR LONGCLERIC 88     0  2 0 PHILANTHROLORDS 14   MAGUVIAL 129            2  JUST REVENGED
HARD LIGHT 258          0  1 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      ADM. ITCHYBEARD 63      5   
LIQUIFY 211             0  1 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      MAGGOT 245              4   
JACKIE-BOY 75           1  3 0 SIN CITY 11          WALL OF SWORDS 229      4   
BLACK LOTUS 188         0  1 0 THE GATHERING 34     SEVERIN 121             2  JUST REVENGED
DEMONIC TUTOR 190       0  1 0 THE GATHERING 34     LAZARUS 118             2   
GOBLIN KING 189         0  2 0 THE GATHERING 34     PILGRIM 187             3   
PISTOL WHIP 159         0  1 0 THE KILLING FIELD 28 MINNESOTA JONES 196     3   
DUDLEY 235              1  2 0 THE MENTORS 6        SPYMASTER               5  NONE
RAZORBACK 49            0  1 0 THE MENTORS 6        WOOLRAVEN 36            1  REVENGED
ABYSS 119               1  1 1 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    SMOKEHEAD 175           3   
ENDO 122                0  1 0 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    THOR 216                2  REVENGED
EBONY YAWNER 40         1  3 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 4    PIT FIEND 228           5   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PUDDING 256             0  1 0 WAY OF ALL FLESH 17  SWINE GOLEM             5  NONE
REAKTOR 255             0  1 0 WAY OF ALL FLESH 17  WURM KIN                5  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Den -- I believe that your fascination with me is borderline stalking! To know about 
my bathroom visits is pretty damn creepy! Here's a Seamian gold coin, go talk to a 
therapist! -- DeGotti

I hope this 5th turn will have my warriors turn the corner! these 1-4 sandwiched 
between 3-2-1's is frustrating to say the least! -- DeGotti 

I wonder which of us 0-4 warriors will get the first win? I heard rumblings of 
managers DA'ing warriors soon so this 0-4 field could get smaller on turn 5! -- Kan 
Cursewell

Lady Mordraith -- It pains me beyond limit to acknowledge that not only did you remove 
me from the top spot, but you did it by beating 2 of my warriors.  I knew it was too 
early to have Raylan swinging a halberd against plate, but I figured what loser would 
be dressing their warriors in plate already.  Should have expected that loser would be 
you, the chick that put "lose" in "loser". Enjoy my first place seeding while you can, 
like your jobs it won't last long. -- Den

Otis -- In your delusional world of management skill and ranking, since I am ranked 
higher than you, that pretty much means I am better than you...right? You are such a 
perversion on mankind. -- Den

DeGotti -- I call guys like you "page 2'ers" as your team is ranked on page 2. -- Den

Loremaster -- You smell like your gramma's old underwear. -- Den

Faust -- Listen ere buh, yer lucky tuh stil be ere.  Next time yer goin be praying 
real gud! -- Boyd Crowder

All -- I would like to give a quick shout-out to all of our 1-4 teams from last turn.  
The Mentors, way to go, what do you think you are DeGotti or something?  Bourne of 
Hate, well, I guess you are DeGotti so you know a little something about going 1-4.  
Kaos Angels, perhaps you should try praying to the angels with the broken halos for 
help. Chuck's Pinups, why so sticky? Way of All Flesh, anything to do with Chuck's 
Pinups? The Gathering, hey, one more win than I expected from you. Congrats to each of 
you, looking for more of the same this round. -- Den

Seamians -- Any of you losers ever have a team where your 5 original warriors all 
graduated to ADM?  Thinking I'm going to do it this time.  Anyone else going to give 
it a try and want to make it interesting? -- Den

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUDLEY was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SAADI WOODHEART was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
RAIN THROWER was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BELIEVE N' THING was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
PUDDING was slain by SWINE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOB was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
REAKTOR was dealt death by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
WEREVIPER was narrowly defeated by JOHN F DODGE in a 1 minute Bloodfeud struggle.
WALL OF SWORDS defeated SEVERIN in a 2 minute beginner's Bloodfeud melee.
NEANDERTHAL MAN unbelievably bested MAGUVIAL in a 12 minute beginner's Bloodfeud duel.
MAGGOT lost to SMOKEHEAD in a 1 minute novice's Bloodfeud fight.
SUICIDE GIRL was overpowered by THOR in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud melee.
FIRE ELEMENTAL was defeated by LAZARUS in a 1 minute novice's Bloodfeud match.
WEREBEAR was unbelievably bested by MAIMS MOIST in a 2 minute Bloodfeud conflict.
GRIMFLESH subdued COOVER BENNETT in a popular 1 minute amateur's Challenge match.
FOOT GOLEM overcame STANZA in a action packed 1 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
GIRL #237 overpowered CATIANA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
GIRL #238 overpowered RUDOLF VON FLUGEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MERCYFLETCHER devastated GILGAMESH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
AVA CROWDER was outlasted by BRN VON SPEEDSTER in a 13 minute novice's Challenge bout.
HARPOON R' SEA was overpowered by GIRL #242 in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
WERESLOTH was devastated by CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FELIX WANKEL vanquished WENDY CROWE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge match.
CLUCKEROO won victory over SHADOWDANCER in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge fray.
GNARL HAND ORC was defeated by ORCISH VETERAN in a 5 minute novice's Challenge match.
VIRGO was defeated by HARRY HYENA in a 3 minute novice's Challenge duel.
QUITHYRA narrowly defeated BURT SHLUBB in a 1 minute novice's Challenge duel.
KAN CURSEWELL was slain by KININVIE in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge match.
SHAKES D' SPEAR beat GARTH GREYSCRIBE in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
RAYLAN GIVENS was overpowered by FUZZY LOGIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
OPHELIA was viciously subdued by ULVSBLAKK in a 3 minute novice's Challenge duel.
GIRL #235 lost to GEOPLASTIQUE in a exciting 1 minute novice's Challenge fray.
GENERAL LIABILITY was demolished by MEJIDIJA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BLOODBLIND overpowered CLAIRE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge bout.
EBONY YAWNER was savagely slain by PIT FIEND in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
PIKE'S PEAK was devastated by LOKI in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge battle.
BOYD CROWDER was executed by ARMAND PEUGOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
FUNEBRE narrowly defeated CARPET BOMB in a 4 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
LADY SONGSTEEL was overpowered by SIF in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
DIRT NAP demolished XRISTIANA in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
GIRL #236 subdued DR. BROWNSTONE in a 4 minute beginner's duel.
FAUST bested GROCER CAT in a action packed 3 minute bloody amateur's match.
SINBUCK luckily beat $50 DROP SHADOW in a 3 minute bloody novice's brawl.
BLUE EYES overcame WEREBAT in a exciting 1 minute novice's conflict.
JIM overpowered SIX FEET UNDER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DOUGLAS KLUMP slimly won victory over O.K. ROWING in a 2 minute novice's bout.
ABLE BAKER CHARLIE overcame FIT FRED in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
MR. GRONKLE vanquished HALFTONE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
COBRA MONSOON was overcome by NIKOLAUS OTTO in a exciting 4 minute novice's bout.
ADM. ITCHYBEARD slew HARD LIGHT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's bout.
HORACE E DODGE viciously subdued ESTHER in a exciting 2 minute brutal amateur's match.
ANDRE was bested by LISSOME AVID in a 1 minute brutal amateur's fight.
TOUCHY THOMAS was narrowly defeated by TICKE ME ELMO in a 2 minute amateur's contest.
WONDERFUL WANDA defeated WILX in a 1 minute amateur's duel.
GORGEOUS GIRL defeated SOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's fight.
LAUGHING LARRY was bested by CARDHU in a popular 3 minute novice's bout.
PITTYVAICH vanquished SERRA ANGEL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OBAN was subdued by SUPER CHICKEN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute novice's conflict.
MINNESOTA JONES defeated VITALI PROSERIA in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
GRIPS was subdued by DODGE & BURN in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
CUDA was beaten by SEONI ROSEBLACK in a 1 minute novice's fight.
FRAGMENT defeated BONESONG in a 1 minute beginner's melee.
ANUBIS was beaten by HARMONIOUS JADE in a 1 minute novice's battle.
THE SILENT OWL won victory over SUNSETS in a 2 minute novice's fight.
BLUE WHALE'S was devastated by GUTGLOOM in a 1 minute uneven match.
SISTER GARLIC devastated HANG NAIL in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
THE AMAZON overpowered ANJA SILVERCLAW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WOOLRAVEN was defeated by WERERAT in a 1 minute beginner's brawl.
MALICE bested INCOMPETENT PUNK in a 1 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  27         TOTAL PARRY       39 -  20 -  1      66  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 23         AIMED BLOW        37 -  32 -  4      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      17         BASHING ATTACK    39 -  38 -  4      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  13 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         LUNGING ATTACK    62 -  66 -  7      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-STRIKE      23 -  27 -  3      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  58 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  27 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  46 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  27 -  0      27  |

Turn   5 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      8 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK    13 - 14         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK   11 - 12         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  4     AIMED BLOW         8 -  9         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    4 - 10         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SIF 220                     3   1  0   51 DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
LUNGING ATTACK   SMOKEHEAD 175               4   1  1   35 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is COBRA MONSOON 71.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MAGUVIAL 129.  The ten other most popular fighters were ULVSBLAKK 107, COBRA 
MONSOON 71, CARDHU 173, OBAN 177, FUNEBRE 106, HORACE E DODGE 151, CLUCKEROO 67, 
GNARL HAND ORC 243, BLOODBLIND 105, and FAUST 84.

The least popular fighter this week was BRN VON SPEEDSTER 66.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were AVA CROWDER 112, NEANDERTHAL MAN 90, SAADI WOODHEART 131, ANJA 
SILVERCLAW 142, HANG NAIL 252, BLUE WHALE'S 222, ANUBIS 219, BONESONG 37, VITALI 
PROSERIA 139, and SERRA ANGEL 191.

                      SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN NEWARK, NEW JERSEY!

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Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI