DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/28/2015    Duedate: 08/10/2015

SEAM ARENA

DM-20    TURN-6

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SMOKEHEAD
THIRSTY THUGS (31)
(20-175) [5-1-1,54]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              SMOKEHEAD
                               THIRSTY THUGS (31)
                               (20-175) [5-1-1,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

COBRA MONSOON                  OSWALD BATES
7TH SANCTUM (10)               IN LIVING COLOR (27)
(20-71) [3-3-0,12]             (20-155) [2-3-0,9]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THIRSTY THUGS (31)          57
2. UNLIKELY HEROES (4)         47      STONE AGE (5)
3. WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)       40      Unchartered Team
4. NATURE MADE (38)            38
5. PHILANTHROLORDS (14)        37      IN LIVING COLOR (27)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)       16   4  2 80.0   1/ 1*I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)      11  4 2
 2/ 4*IN LIVING COLOR (27)      16   9  0 64.0   2/ 5*THIRSTY THUGS (31)       11  4 2
 3/ 6*THIRSTY THUGS (31)        19  11  3 63.3   3- 2*AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)       9  1 1
 4/ 2*I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)       18  12  3 60.0   4/ 8*IN LIVING COLOR (27)      9  1 0
 5/ 3*SIN CITY (11)             18  12  1 60.0   5/ 9*DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37)  9  6 1
 6/11*DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37)  14  11  2 56.0   6/14*UNLIKELY HEROES (4)       8  2 0
 7/16*UNLIKELY HEROES (4)       14  11  1 56.0   7/21*THE KILLING FIELD (28)    8  7 0
 8/10*DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       16  14  3 53.3   8/ 6*SIN CITY (11)             8  7 0
 9/ 7*HOUSE OF PAIN (15)        16  14  1 53.3   9/ 3*HOUSE OF PAIN (15)        8  7 0
10/ 8*BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)     15  15  0 50.0  10/20*CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)       8  7 0
11/ 9*LOST SENTINELS (19)       12  12  0 50.0  11/17*WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)     8  7 0
12-12*BOOK BORED ORCS (7)       10  10  1 50.0  12/ 4*THE GATHERING (34)        7  8 4
13/28*THE KILLING FIELD (28)    10  10  0 50.0  13/25*NATURE MADE (38)          7  8 1
14/ 5*WYLD MASQUERADE (24)       5   5  0 50.0  14/11*DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       7  8 1
15/13*WEIRD STUDENTS (30)       12  13  1 48.0  15/ 7*BROKEN HALO (13)          7  8 0
16/19*CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)       14  16  0 46.7  16/24*PHILANTHROLORDS (14)      7  8 0
17/22*WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)     14  16  0 46.7  17/12*HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        7  8 0
18/30*NATURE MADE (38)           7   8  1 46.7  18/26*PIXELBENDERS (36)         6  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/25*THE GATHERING (34)        11  14  5 44.0  19/13*LOST SENTINELS (19)       5  4 0
20-17*THE MENTORS (6)           11  14  1 44.0  20/27*WYLD MASQUERADE (24)      5  5 0
21/23*PHILANTHROLORDS (14)      13  17  0 43.3  21/19*7TH SANCTUM (10)          5 10 0
22/15*7TH SANCTUM (10)          13  17  0 43.3  22/15*WEIRD STUDENTS (30)       4  6 1
23/18*BROKEN HALO (13)          13  17  0 43.3  23/30*PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)     3  7 0
24-26*KAOS ANGELS (33)           8  12  2 40.0  24-18*THE MENTORS (6)           3  7 0
25-27*LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)     8  12  1 40.0  25/16*BOURNE OF HATE (3)        3 11 0
26/29*PIXELBENDERS (36)          6   9  0 40.0  26/23*TWISTED ASYLUM (20)       3 12 1
27/ 0*BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)       4   6  0 40.0  27/10*BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)     3 12 0
28/21*HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        11  19  0 36.7  28-22*BOOK BORED ORCS (7)       2  3 0
29/20*BOURNE OF HATE (3)        10  19  2 34.5  29/ 0*BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)      2  3 0
30/24*TWISTED ASYLUM (20)        8  17  4 32.0  30-28*KAOS ANGELS (33)          1  4 0
31/31*PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)      7  18  0 28.0  31/ 0*HOLY SHIP! (39)           1  4 0
32/ 0*HOLY SHIP! (39)            1   4  0 20.0  32-29*LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)    1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Good day, duelers, and thank you for the roaring applause; thank you, thank you... 
You're going to make a girl blush.

What a beautiful new arena, there's barely any blood stains on the sands yet.  I'd 
like to thank Shewish Construction Inc. for the renovation on the arena, it looks 
great, guys.

I was surprised to grab the throne, as our team was late and didn't start until turn 
two. United Wagonlines postponed our trip due to lightning; Zeus was in a really bad 
mood and was throwing bolts for hours. I salute Lady Songsteel on her record and it 
was good to see two ladies fighting for the top spot in this young arena.

My challenge goes out to Grimflesh even though your name sounds gross and I hope I 
don't have to be alone with you on the sands for very long.

See you all next turn from this same vantage point.

                                          Your Duelmaster,
 
                                          Sif 

                                      SPY REPORT

Happy Turn 6 my darlings!  It is so good to see you again in the beautiful city of 
Seam.  I hope all of you managers that traveled the long and treacherous road to the 
tournament have made it back safely. Such trifles such as tournaments do not concern 
us here in Seam, though, so onto the important news such as Seam's turn 6 spy report!

Out with the old and in with the newer.  It feels strange calling the young fighters 
"old" but until a better adjective comes along, I use what is available.  Smokehead 
takes the title from Sif.  Her reign was brief, but the arena is still young and there 
is time for redemption. Salute to Smokehead and Thirsty Thugs on seizing the 
Duelmaster's throne!  DMobster is normally quiet and reserved, but can the same be 
expected from his warriors?  We certainly hope Duelmaster Smokehead will address the 
masses next turn.

Pride does surely cometh before the fall as Den has demonstrated for us these last few 
turns.  Big Lake Justify goes 1-4 this turn to follow up their disappointing 0-5 from 
last cycle, plummeting even farther down the ranks from 10th to 27th.  Do Unlikely 
Heroes have unlikely turns or does Dameon Darkheart expect greatness from his crew?  
They performed well this cycle with a 5-0 showing.  The Killing Fields makes the 
biggest jump in the rankings coming from 21st to 7th with a 4-1 performance.  Floyd is 
surely proud!  We want to welcome Holy Ship to the fold and say a welcome back to Big 
Lake Bullies. Enjoy your stay Holy Ship, introduce yourself!  And to Big Lake Bullies, 
stick around for awhile!

What is the deal with DeGotti and his Bourne of Hate guild?!?!  They are once again 
the most avoided team in the land.  Chuck's Pinups is also once again the leader of 
the pack when it comes to running away from Bourne of Hate.  The last 3 turns have 
seen Bourne of Hate post a 3-11-0-1 record.  Is there some magic spell at work here?  
There were a few minor down challenges, but the only one to truly catch our attention 
was Girl #242 going down 15 points to fight Grips of Broken Halo!  Is there some 
history here or is Chuck just looking to provoke the squad to make some history?

There were many deaths this turn, oh my!  Six (6) went to the Dark Arena and none 
returned.  Hombre appears to have bad blood with a guy named Bob since he has sent 
"Bob" to the night fights for a few cycles now.  Bloodfeuds are supposed to be an 
opportunity avenge a fallen comrade.  It appears they can also just start a vicious 
cycle of revenge and death.  The Gathering lost two warriors to the Twisted Asylum 
guild, and now the former has returned the favor as Wall of Swords slew Lazarus and 
Pit Fiend executed Severin.  I am sorry folks, more specifically Twisted Asylum, but I 
do not see Lazarus coming back from this one.  Philanthrolords have been seeking 
vengeance against the Darque Knights for 4 turns.  The feud against Lady Songsteel 
expires with no satisfaction, but it looks as if they get a new round of feuds against 
Maguvial.  Gnarl Hand Orc tried his hand at revenge against Maguvial and has issued 
his last challenge.

Time is moving along and next turn we celebrate number 7!  Will it be lucky?  We will 
have to wait and see.  I hope to see you back with us here in Seam.  On behalf of the 
Commission and The Yellow Press, I say goodbye and hope to see your pretty faces next 
turn! 

                                          -- Sidara Brightbell

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMOKEHEAD 175                 5   1  1    54       THIRSTY THUGS (31)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWEET TOOTH JONES 154         5   0  0    50       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 GEOPLASTIQUE 70               5   1  0    48       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 DIRT NAP 158                  4   0  0    44       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 BLOODBLIND 105                5   1  0    40       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 ULVSBLAKK 107                 5   1  0    37       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 MEJIDIJA 95                   5   1  0    36       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 WALL OF SWORDS 229            4   0  2    35       THE GATHERING (34)
 LADY SONGSTEEL 128            5   1  1    34       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 SIF 220                       3   2  0    34       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CPT. BUZZY 65                 5   1  0    33       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 XRISTIANA 96                  4   2  0    33       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 MERCYFLETCHER 89              3   3  0    33       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
-FELIX WANKEL 150              3   1  0    33       AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)
 NEANDERTHAL MAN 90            6   0  0    32       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 CARDHU 173                    4   2  1    32       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 LOOMIS SIMMONS 156            3   2  0    32       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
-JOHN F DODGE 148              4   0  1    31       AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)
 SUPER CHICKEN 39              4   1  1    31       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 FOOT GOLEM 69                 4   2  0    31       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 GIRL #237 100                 5   1  0    30       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 PITTYVAICH 176                5   1  0    29       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 ADM. ITCHYBEARD 63            4   2  2    29       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
-PILGRIM 187                   4   0  1    29       KAOS ANGELS (33)
 GIRL #236 102                 3   3  0    29       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ARMAND PEUGOT 149             3   1  1    28       AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)
 GIRL #242 221                 3   1  0    28       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 FRAGMENT 212                  3   0  0    27       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 GRIMFLESH 34                  4   2  0    26       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 BAGHEERA 113                  4   1  0    26       LOST SENTINELS (19)
-MAIMS MOIST 55                4   0  1    25       BOOK BORED ORCS (7)
 PIT FIEND 228                 3   1  3    25       THE GATHERING (34)
 JIM 76                        4   2  1    24       SIN CITY (11)
 HARRY HYENA 137               4   2  0    24       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
-NIKOLAUS OTTO 152             4   0  0    24       AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)
 DRAGONBAIT 209                3   1  0    24       LOST SENTINELS (19)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TICKE ME ELMO 51              4   1  0    23       THE MENTORS (6)
 VERA DE MILO 153              4   1  0    23       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 THE SILENT OWL 42             3   2  0    23       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 GORGEOUS GIRL 170             2   3  0    23       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 DODGE & BURN 213              2   1  0    23       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 SINBUCK 83                    4   2  0    22       BROKEN HALO (13)
 THOR 216                      3   2  1    22       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 FUNEBRE 106                   3   3  0    22       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 FUZZY LOGIC 160               3   1  0    22       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 BURT SHLUBB 73                4   2  0    21       SIN CITY (11)
 SHADOWDANCER 132              3   3  0    21       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 SISTER GARLIC 41              3   2  0    20       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 KININVIE 174                  2   4  1    20       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 BRN VON SPEEDSTER 66          4   2  0    19       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
-WEREVIPER 123                 3   1  1    19       LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)
 OBAN 177                      3   3  0    19       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 SOL 226                       2   1  0    19       NATURE MADE (38)
-SHAKES D' SPEAR 54            2   2  0    18       BOOK BORED ORCS (7)
 GENERAL LIABILITY 38          2   3  0    18       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 WANDA WAYNE 157               2   3  0    18       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 WILX 253                      1   1  0    18       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 DOUGLAS KLUMP 74              5   1  0    17       SIN CITY (11)
 MAGUVIAL 129                  4   2  2    17       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 QUITHYRA 130                  4   2  0    17       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 GILGAMESH 217                 3   2  0    17       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 STANZA 97                     3   3  0    17       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 LOKI 218                      3   2  0    17       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 SUNSETS 224                   2   1  0    16       NATURE MADE (38)
 THE AMAZON 225                2   1  0    16       NATURE MADE (38)
 BLUE EYES 77                  3   3  0    15       SIN CITY (11)
 CASPER 147                    2   3  0    15       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 ESTHER 257                    1   1  0    15       SIN CITY (11)
-MALICE 259                    1   0  0    15       THE MENTORS (6)
 COOVER BENNETT 110            4   2  0    14       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 CLAIRE 87                     4   2  0    14       BROKEN HALO (13)
 WENDY CROWE 108               4   2  0    14       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 SERRA ANGEL 191               2   3  0    14       THE GATHERING (34)
 ABLE BAKER CHARLIE 133        2   4  0    14       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 SIX FEET UNDER 162            1   3  0    14       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 DEATHDEALER 62                1   1  0    14       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
 EXEMPLAR 275                  1   0  0    14       HOLY SHIP! (39)
 GUTGLOOM 35                   3   3  1    13       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 WONDERFUL WANDA 169           3   2  0    13       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 MINNESOTA JONES 196           3   2  1    12       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 COBRA MONSOON 71              3   3  0    12       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 FAUST 84                      3   3  0    12       BROKEN HALO (13)
 RAYLAN GIVENS 111             3   3  0    12       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 GROCER CAT 136                3   3  0    12       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 LAUGHING LARRY 171            2   3  1    12       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 ANUBIS 219                    2   3  1    12       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HORACE E DODGE 151            2   2  0    12       AUTOMAN EMPIRE (26)
 GIRL #238 99                  2   4  0    12       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 FIT FRED 172                  3   2  0    11       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 WOOLRAVEN 36                  2   4  1    11       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 PIKE'S PEAK 223               1   2  1    11       NATURE MADE (38)
 HANG NAIL 252                 1   1  0    11       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 IRON MOTH 266                 1   0  0    11       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
-DR. BROWNSTONE 50             2   3  1    10       THE MENTORS (6)
 CLUCKEROO 67                  2   4  0    10       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 GARTH GREYSCRIBE 92           2   4  0    10       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 WYNN DUFFY 267                1   0  0    10       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
-WERERAT 240                   1   1  0    10       LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)
 OSWALD BATES 155              2   3  0     9       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 TOUCHY THOMAS 168             2   3  0     9       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 VISIGOTH 114                  2   3  0     9       LOST SENTINELS (19)
-ANDRE 52                      2   3  0     9       THE MENTORS (6)
 STAY PUFT 144                 2   3  0     9       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 ANJA SILVERCLAW 142           1   1  0     9       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 KING KONG KHAN 269            1   0  0     9       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 OPHELIA 234                   2   2  0     8       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
-HARPOON R' SEA 56             2   2  0     8       BOOK BORED ORCS (7)
-VEXING 186                    2   2  0     8       KAOS ANGELS (33)
 GIRL #235 98                  1   5  0     8       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 BONESONG 37                   1   5  0     8       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
-O.K. ROWING 57                1   3  0     8       BOOK BORED ORCS (7)
 VITALI PROSERIA 139           1   1  0     8       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 AVA CROWDER 112               1   5  0     8       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 JEFF PROBST 58                2   0  0     7       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
 GRIPS 202                     1   4  0     7       BROKEN HALO (13)
 CUDA 203                      1   4  0     7       BROKEN HALO (13)
-WEREBEAR 126                  1   3  0     7       LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)
 CARPET BOMB 246               1   2  0     7       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 LISSOME AVID 141              1   1  0     7       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 SPOOK 146                     1   4  0     7       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 MAGGOT 245                    1   2  1     6       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
-VITRIOL 183                   1   3  0     6       KAOS ANGELS (33)
 VIRGO 238                     1   3  0     6       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 ORCISH VETERAN 249            1   2  0     6       THE GATHERING (34)
-WINTER WISP 242               1   1  1     5       KAOS ANGELS (33)
 $50 DROP SHADOW 215           1   2  0     5       PIXELBENDERS (36)
-WEREBAT 239                   1   1  0     5       LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)
 LILY Q 263                    1   0  0     5       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 GHOST 145                     0   5  0     5       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 HARMONIOUS JADE 138           1   1  0     4       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 SEONI ROSEBLACK 140           1   1  0     4       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 IRA HAYES 60                  1   1  0     4       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
-WERESLOTH 125                 0   4  0     4       LIGHT OF THE MOON (21)
-ABSENCE 185                   0   4  0     4       KAOS ANGELS (33)
 HALFTONE 214                  0   3  0     3       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 CRAMBUS HOYT 59               0   2  0     2       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
 NULL NEGATOR 262              0   1  0     1       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 ILLUSTRIOUS 273               0   1  0     1       HOLY SHIP! (39)
 COURAGEOUS 272                0   1  0     1       HOLY SHIP! (39)
 CHOIR BOY 268                 0   1  0     1       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 LORELIE 264                   0   1  0     1       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 SOFT LIGHT 271                0   1  0     1       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 REPULSE 276                   0   1  0     1       HOLY SHIP! (39)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OBESITY 199             1  1 0 1ST WORLD PROBLEM 35 THE ONE REBORN 79       3   
TOO MUCH MONEY 200      0  1 0 1ST WORLD PROBLEM 35 CATIANA 93              2  NOT REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WIFI DEAD ZONE 198      0  2 0 1ST WORLD PROBLEM 35 GUTGLOOM 35             3   
BOB 261                 0  1 0 7TH SANCTUM 10       HIGH ELF                6  NONE
WARBRINGER 61           0  2 0 BIG LAKE BULLIES 8   HIGH ELF                6  NONE
BOYD CROWDER 109        2  3 0 BIG LAKE JUSTIFY 18  ARMAND PEUGOT 149       5   
VICAR AMELIA 78         1  1 0 BLOOD BORNE 12       WINTER WISP 242         3   
KAN CURSEWELL 33        0  5 0 BOURNE OF HATE 3     KININVIE 174            5   
DRUCK 270               0  1 0 DARQUE KNIGHTS 22    WURM KIN                6  NONE
TAKEO 181               0  2 0 DEADLINE 32          JIM 76                  2  NOT REVENGED
FURIOUS 274             0  1 0 HOLY SHIP! 39        LAUGHING LARRY 171      6   
CATIANA 93              2  4 1 HOUSE OF PAIN 15     ARENAMASTER VYAN        6  NONE
MR. GRONKLE 135         2  4 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 23     ADM. ITCHYBEARD 63      6   
RUDOLF VON FLUGEL 134   0  6 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 23     PIKE'S PEAK 223         6   
WERECAT 124             1  1 0 LIGHT OF THE MOON 21 MAIMS MOIST 55          2  NOT REVENGED
WEREWOLF 127            1  1 0 LIGHT OF THE MOON 21 JOHN F DODGE 148        2  NOT REVENGED
LEXX 232                0  1 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    SUPER CHICKEN 39        3   
BLUE WHALE'S 222        0  3 0 NATURE MADE 38       BANDIT PRINCE           6  NONE
HAUNT 143               2  3 0 PHANTOM REGIMENT 25  CARDHU 173              6   
GNARL HAND ORC 243      0  3 0 PHILANTHROLORDS 14   MAGUVIAL 129            6   
THONN 91                1  1 0 PHILANTHROLORDS 14   LADY SONGSTEEL 128      2  NOT REVENGED
UMBAR LONGCLERIC 88     0  2 0 PHILANTHROLORDS 14   MAGUVIAL 129            2  REVENGED
HARD LIGHT 258          0  1 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      ADM. ITCHYBEARD 63      5   
LIQUIFY 211             0  1 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      MAGGOT 245              4  JUST REVENGED
JACKIE-BOY 75           1  3 0 SIN CITY 11          WALL OF SWORDS 229      4   
BLACK LOTUS 188         0  1 0 THE GATHERING 34     SEVERIN 121             2  JUST REVENGED
DEMONIC TUTOR 190       0  1 0 THE GATHERING 34     LAZARUS 118             2  JUST REVENGED
FIRE ELEMENTAL 227      1  3 0 THE GATHERING 34     ANUBIS 219              6   
GOBLIN KING 189         0  2 0 THE GATHERING 34     PILGRIM 187             3   
PISTOL WHIP 159         0  1 0 THE KILLING FIELD 28 MINNESOTA JONES 196     3   
ABYSS 119               1  1 1 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    SMOKEHEAD 175           3   
ENDO 122                0  1 0 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    THOR 216                2  REVENGED
LAZARUS 118             3  2 1 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    WALL OF SWORDS 229      6   
SEVERIN 121             2  3 1 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    PIT FIEND 228           6   
SUICIDE GIRL 244        0  3 0 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    ARENAMASTER VYAN        6  NONE
EBONY YAWNER 40         1  3 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 4    PIT FIEND 228           5   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ava -- Y'all just don't get much schoolin down in tha hollah, do ye? -- The Good Baron

Good night, Hard Light, tough fight. -- Admiral Itchybeard

Weresloth -- Just send a check along for those learns to my attention. -- Captain 
Buzzy

Shadow Dancer -- Close one! -- Cluckeroo

Seamians -- In regards to my ad last turn challenging anyone interested to a contest 
to graduate all 5 original warriors, I respectfully withdraw that challenge. -- Den

DeGotti -- Me stalk you?!?!  Don't flatter yourself.  But, I am guessing you do 
actually have stalkers, like the people in charge of public assistance, probably an 
unemployment investigator or 2, and no doubt the villagers with torches.  Keep trying 
to be somebody DeGotti, maybe it will happen someday. -- Den

Armand Peugot -- You killed muh Boyd, he weren't much, but dat coal-digging redneck 
was muh mate.  When I git the nod from Den, I'm a coming for ya. -- Ava Crowder

Neanderthal Man -- Revenge is a very boring business. -- Maguvial

Cluckeroo -- Good challenge for you.  My friends will be in touch. -- Shadowdancer

Burt Shlubb -- Interesting fight there, Fat Man.  It is odd to see you without your 
little sidekick around. -- Quithyra

Sif -- I'll remember to chance tactics next time and we'll see if there will be a 
different outcome. -- Lady Songsteel

Den -- I have graduated all 5 from the original sheet.  I accomplished this feat in 
Shadowspire. -- Master Darque

All Managers -- Introduce yourselves if you have not already! -- Master Darque, mgr. 
of Darque Knights

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CATIANA was butchered by ARENAMASTER VYANDYL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
WARBRINGER was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SUICIDE GIRL was easily killed by ARENAMASTER VYANDYL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BLUE WHALE'S was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DRUCK was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
BOB was murdered by HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
WALL OF SWORDS barely slew LAZARUS in a exciting 4 minute amateur's Bloodfeud fight.
GARTH GREYSCRIBE was handily defeated by LADY SONGSTEEL in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
WOOLRAVEN was vanquished by KININVIE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
VIRGO was vanquished by THOR in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
PIT FIEND slaughtered SEVERIN in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
DODGE & BURN overpowered MAGGOT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud melee.
GNARL HAND ORC was savagely slain by MAGUVIAL in a 1 minute bloody Bloodfeud match.
SMOKEHEAD handily defeated SIF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title contest.
GRIMFLESH was demolished by SWEET TOOTH JONES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
BLOODBLIND handily defeated QUITHYRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
ULVSBLAKK devastated ABLE BAKER CHARLIE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
FOOT GOLEM was beaten by DIRT NAP in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
NEANDERTHAL MAN bested FUZZY LOGIC in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
XRISTIANA overpowered FAUST in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
FUNEBRE overpowered AVA CROWDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SHADOWDANCER overcame WENDY CROWE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge competition.
CARDHU assassinated HAUNT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
OBAN savagely defeated FIT FRED in a action packed 1 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
SUNSETS devastated CUDA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
OPHELIA was overpowered by GIRL #237 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
WANDA WAYNE luckily beat CLUCKEROO in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PIKE'S PEAK viciously butchered RUDOLF VON FLUGEL in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
LOOMIS SIMMONS vanquished COOVER BENNETT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
THE AMAZON was overcome by MERCYFLETCHER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
VERA DE MILO luckily beat BLUE EYES in a action packed 5 minute Challenge competition.
GENERAL LIABILITY overpowered BONESONG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SUPER CHICKEN outwaited BRN VON SPEEDSTER in a tiresome 15 minute Challenge fight.
GHOST was subdued by LOKI in a exciting 1 minute novice's Challenge fight.
THE SILENT OWL beat WONDERFUL WANDA in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
STAY PUFT was demolished by SINBUCK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
LISSOME AVID was defeated by SISTER GARLIC in a 2 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
SEONI ROSEBLACK was subdued by CASPER in a 2 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
GIRL #242 handily defeated GRIPS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HARMONIOUS JADE was handily defeated by GORGEOUS GIRL in a 1 minute Challenge match.
BAGHEERA was overpowered by GEOPLASTIQUE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CPT. BUZZY handily defeated GROCER CAT in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
MEJIDIJA overpowered COBRA MONSOON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
DOUGLAS KLUMP lost to GIRL #236 in a 2 minute struggle.
ADM. ITCHYBEARD savagely slew MR. GRONKLE in a 2 minute gruesome conflict.
JIM handily defeated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HARRY HYENA beat STANZA in a action packed 5 minute competition.
CLAIRE outwaited GIRL #235 in a exciting 12 minute match.
BURT SHLUBB defeated GIRL #238 in a popular 1 minute battle.
GUTGLOOM was viciously subdued by WILX in a popular 1 minute gruesome bout.
RAYLAN GIVENS was overpowered by PITTYVAICH in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
LAUGHING LARRY killed FURIOUS in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
TOUCHY THOMAS was demolished by SOL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SIX FEET UNDER beat VISIGOTH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's conflict.
OSWALD BATES was beaten by DEATHDEALER in a exciting 6 minute novice's struggle.
SERRA ANGEL devastated SOFT LIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MINNESOTA JONES was savagely defeated by ESTHER in a 2 minute bloody amateur's battle.
DRAGONBAIT savagely defeated ORCISH VETERAN in a 3 minute beginner's bout.
FRAGMENT overpowered SPOOK in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HALFTONE was devastated by IRON MOTH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
$50 DROP SHADOW was defeated by VITALI PROSERIA in a 2 minute novice's duel.
GILGAMESH handily defeated COURAGEOUS in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
ANUBIS viciously butchered FIRE ELEMENTAL in a 6 minute bloody novice's fight.
JEFF PROBST luckily beat LORELIE in a tiring 13 minute gory beginner's duel.
ANJA SILVERCLAW savagely defeated REPULSE in a 8 minute beginner's fight.
CRAMBUS HOYT was narrowly defeated by CARPET BOMB in a 2 minute beginner's battle.
IRA HAYES was overpowered by EXEMPLAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HANG NAIL demolished NULL NEGATOR in a 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
LILY Q narrowly defeated ILLUSTRIOUS in a 2 minute gory novice's match.
WYNN DUFFY overpowered CHOIR BOY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KING KONG KHAN won victory over POLITE BEGGAR in a 4 minute novice's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  25         TOTAL PARRY       49 -  24 -  1      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 24         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  15 -  2      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      20         AIMED BLOW        46 -  43 -  5      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         BASHING ATTACK    45 -  43 -  4      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-STRIKE      28 -  31 -  5      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         STRIKING ATTACK   60 -  70 -  3      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  30 -  4      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         LUNGING ATTACK    69 -  84 -  8      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   35 -  52 -  3      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  31 -  0      26  |

Turn   6 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       10 -  4     AIMED BLOW         9 - 11         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     7 - 18         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  4                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  5                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  6                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK   12 - 12                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SMOKEHEAD 175               5   1  1   54 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
PARRY-LUNGE      SWEET TOOTH JONES 154       5   0  0   50 IN LIVING COLOR (27)
BASHING ATTACK   GEOPLASTIQUE 70             5   1  0   48 7TH SANCTUM (10)
STRIKING ATTACK  DIRT NAP 158                4   0  0   44 THE KILLING FIELD (28)
AIMED BLOW       MEJIDIJA 95                 5   1  0   36 HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
WALL OF STEEL    WALL OF SWORDS 229          4   0  2   35 THE GATHERING (34)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is COBRA MONSOON 71.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OSWALD BATES 155.  The ten other most popular fighters were LAZARUS 118, 
SHADOWDANCER 132, BLUE EYES 77, STANZA 97, ANJA SILVERCLAW 142, GIRL #235 98, WILX 
253, DRAGONBAIT 209, FUZZY LOGIC 160, and XRISTIANA 96.

The least popular fighter this week was BRN VON SPEEDSTER 66.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SUPER CHICKEN 39, JEFF PROBST 58, CLAIRE 87, REPULSE 276, KING 
KONG KHAN 269, WENDY CROWE 108, CHOIR BOY 268, LORELIE 264, FIRE ELEMENTAL 227, and 
ANUBIS 219.