DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/08/2015    Duedate: 09/21/2015

SEAM ARENA

DM-20    TURN-9

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SMOKEHEAD
THIRSTY THUGS (31)
(20-175) [8-1-1,82]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              SMOKEHEAD
                               THIRSTY THUGS (31)
                               (20-175) [8-1-1,82]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

COBRA MONSOON                  GUTGLOOM
7TH SANCTUM (10)               BOURNE OF HATE (3)
(20-71) [5-4-0,22]             (20-35) [5-4-1,26]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THIRSTY THUGS (31)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PIXELBENDERS (36)           46
2. I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)         43      BANJAR'S BAND (2)
3. THIRSTY THUGS (31)          37      Unchartered Team
4. DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)         36
5. HOUSE OF PAIN (15)          35      THIRSTY THUGS (31)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*THIRSTY THUGS (31)        32  13  3 71.1   1/ 1*THIRSTY THUGS (31)       13  2 0
 2- 2*IN LIVING COLOR (27)      19  11  0 63.3   2/ 4*HOUSE OF PAIN (15)       11  4 1
 3/ 3*I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)       25  15  4 62.5   3/ 7*7TH SANCTUM (10)         10  5 1
 4/ 5*HOUSE OF PAIN (15)        27  18  2 60.0   4/ 8*BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)    10  5 1
 5/ 9*DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       23  17  3 57.5   5/10*HOLY SHIP! (39)           9  6 1
 6/ 7*BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)     25  20  1 55.6   6/ 3*WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)     8  6 1
 7/ 6*UNLIKELY HEROES (4)       21  19  1 52.5   7/ 5*THE KILLING FIELD (28)    8  7 1
 8/12*THE KILLING FIELD (28)    18  17  1 51.4   8/21*PIXELBENDERS (36)         8  7 0
 9/11*7TH SANCTUM (10)          23  22  1 51.1   9/15*I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)       7  3 1
10/10*WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)     22  22  1 50.0  10/16*DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       7  3 0
11/ 8*DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37)  20  20  5 50.0  11/14*BOURNE OF HATE (3)        7  7 0
12/13*NATURE MADE (38)          12  12  1 50.0  12/11*PHILANTHROLORDS (14)      7  8 0
13/14*HOLY SHIP! (39)           10  10  1 50.0  13/ 2*UNLIKELY HEROES (4)       7  8 0
14/28*PIXELBENDERS (36)         14  16  0 46.7  14/12*HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        7  8 0
15-15*CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)       16  19  0 45.7  15/17*PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)     6  4 0
16/17*PHILANTHROLORDS (14)      20  25  0 44.4  16/ 6*DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37)  6  9 3
17/16*LOST SENTINELS (19)       15  21  0 41.7  17/13*NATURE MADE (38)          5  4 0
18/22*WYLD MASQUERADE (24)      10  14  1 41.7  18/19*WYLD MASQUERADE (24)      5  9 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18*HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        18  27  0 40.0  19/27*SILVER PENTACLE (42)      4  6 1
20-20*BROKEN HALO (13)          14  21  1 40.0  20/29*DESPERTA FERRO (41)       4  6 0
21-21*WEIRD STUDENTS (30)       12  18  1 40.0  21/22*TWISTED ASYLUM (20)       4 11 2
22/23*SILVER PENTACLE (42)       4   6  1 40.0  22- 9*IN LIVING COLOR (27)      3  2 0
23/24*DESPERTA FERRO (41)        4   6  0 40.0  23/20*LOST SENTINELS (19)       3  9 0
24/19*BOURNE OF HATE (3)        17  26  2 39.5  24-18*CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)       2  3 0
25/27*PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)     13  22  0 37.1  25/28*THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)        2  8 0
26-26*THE GATHERING (34)        11  19  5 36.7  26-25*BROKEN HALO (13)          1  4 1
27/29*TWISTED ASYLUM (20)       12  28  6 30.0  27-26*BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)      1  9 1
28-30*BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)       5  15  1 25.0  28-30*WEIRD STUDENTS (30)       0  5 0
29/25*THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)         2   8  0 20.0  29-24*THE GATHERING (34)        0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hello once again, my pretties!  It is so wonderful to see you here for another 
action-packed turn in Seam.  The week has been a hectic one with rumors of wars, Chaos 
Gates, lions, tigers, and bears.  Oh my!  A wise man once said that past is history 
and the future is a mystery, so let us enjoy the present!  Presently, we have great 
day of fights in the Seam arena before us.  Let's get to the reporting then, shall we? 
     I have changed the drapes in my den more frequently than Seam has changed 
Duelmasters.  Smokehead is still the big man on top!  Dirt Nap was not able to topple 
him, so the Thirsty Thug's reign continues.  Geoplastique once again sets high enough 
to challenge and be challenged.  Will Smokehead pass on the top contender for another 
random match up?  Or, will Geoplastique avoid his shot at glory?  Both managers are 
great strategists, so this one is hard to call.  In Geoplatique's defense, he was the 
target of a blood feud, so that may have hampered any challenge to the throne.
     Unlikely Heroes find themselves in the unlikely spot of being this turn's most 
avoided.  Dameon Darkhart's crew had made great strides in the rankings the last few 
turns which perhaps added to the mass avoidance.  I'm Not Eggbert lead the pack in 
avoiding the Unlikely Heroes.  Ironically, Unlikely Heroes dropped 11 spots to 13th, 
while I'm Not Eggbert moved up six places from 15th to 9th.  After missing a turn, 
Darque Knights come back with a 5-0-0, moving them up to 10th.  Thirsty Thugs remain 
the tops dogs in the arena with a 13-2-0 record.  DMobster is raking in all the arena 
accolades and must be enjoying the extra attention he is getting from the fans and the 
Gladiatorial Commission.
     Only one warrior died outside of the Dark Arena this turn, and that dubious honor 
goes to Raylan Givens from Big Lake Justify.  A straight challenge to Funebre from Way 
of All Flesh sealed Raylan's fate.  Even the Dark Arena gladiators appeared to have it 
easy this turn.  I know Seam is Andorian, but has everyone lost their stomach for 
death?  I didn't think so!  The blood feuds are proof the warriors and managers of 
Seam still know death intimately.  Neanderthal Man had beaten Maguvial in a previous 
blood feud, but it looks as if he fell short this turn.  All was not lost for the 
Philanthrolords though as Gareth Greyscribe sought and found revenge against Thor from 
Deities and Demigods.  Faust of Twisted Asylum finally had a duel that did not end in 
death.  Unfortunately, Faust lost the fight as Harmonious Jade gets revenge for two 
fallen teammates.
     I hope to see you next turn, my little sweets!  I have an appointment with my 
hair dresser now.  The high humidity of late has been a terror to my hair.  I will see 
you next turn.  On behalf of the Commission and the Yellow Press, farewell. 

                                          -- Sidara Brightbell

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMOKEHEAD 175                 8   1  1    82       THIRSTY THUGS (31)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEOPLASTIQUE 70               8   1  1    68       7TH SANCTUM (10)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PITTYVAICH 176                8   1  0    60       THIRSTY THUGS (31)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KININVIE 174                  5   4  1    54       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 XRISTIANA 96                  7   2  0    53       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 OBAN 177                      6   3  0    53       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 STANZA 97                     6   3  1    49       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 FOOT GOLEM 69                 6   3  0    49       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 MEJIDIJA 95                   7   2  0    48       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 DIRT NAP 158                  5   2  0    47       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 SOL 226                       4   1  0    45       NATURE MADE (38)
 IRON MOTH 266                 4   0  0    43       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
-SWEET TOOTH JONES 154         5   1  0    42       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
-GIRL #242 221                 4   1  0    42       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 CPT. BUZZY 65                 6   2  0    41       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 BLOODBLIND 105                7   2  0    40       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
-LOOMIS SIMMONS 156            4   2  0    40       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 ADM. ITCHYBEARD 63            6   2  2    39       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 LADY SONGSTEEL 128            6   2  1    39       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 HARRY HYENA 137               6   3  0    38       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 ULVSBLAKK 107                 6   3  0    36       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOKI 218                      5   3  1    33       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 CLUCKEROO 67                  4   4  1    33       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 GARTH GREYSCRIBE 92           3   6  0    33       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 $50 DROP SHADOW 215           3   3  0    33       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 AVA CROWDER 112               4   5  0    32       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 REPRISAL 281                  3   0  0    32       HOLY SHIP! (39)
 CARDHU 173                    5   4  1    31       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 MERCYFLETCHER 89              5   4  0    31       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 FUNEBRE 106                   4   4  1    31       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 SIX FEET UNDER 162            3   4  0    30       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 MAGUVIAL 129                  6   2  2    29       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 QUITHYRA 130                  6   2  0    29       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 BRN VON SPEEDSTER 66          6   2  0    29       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 FUZZY LOGIC 160               5   2  0    29       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
-WALL OF SWORDS 229            4   1  2    29       THE GATHERING (34)
 SUNSETS 224                   4   1  0    28       NATURE MADE (38)
 GUTGLOOM 35                   5   4  1    26       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 WYNN DUFFY 267                4   0  1    26       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 EXEMPLAR 275                  3   1  1    26       HOLY SHIP! (39)
-GIRL #237 100                 5   2  0    25       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 WENDY CROWE 108               6   3  0    24       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 COOVER BENNETT 110            5   4  0    24       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 HANG NAIL 252                 3   2  0    24       THE KILLING FIELD (28)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SISTER GARLIC 41              5   3  0    23       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 SUPER CHICKEN 39              4   4  1    23       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 CASPER 147                    4   3  0    23       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
-OSWALD BATES 155              3   3  0    23       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 HARMONIOUS JADE 138           3   2  0    23       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
-GIRL #236 102                 3   4  0    23       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
-GIRL #235 98                  2   5  0    23       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 COBRA MONSOON 71              5   4  0    22       7TH SANCTUM (10)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANUBIS 219                    4   4  1    22       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 OPHELIA 234                   4   3  0    22       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
-WANDA WAYNE 157               3   3  0    22       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 BUMBLE RUMBLE 284             2   1  0    22       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 NEANDERTHAL MAN 90            6   3  0    21       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 WOOLRAVEN 36                  3   6  1    21       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 BONESONG 37                   3   6  0    21       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 STAY PUFT 144                 3   4  0    21       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 SHADOWDANCER 132              4   4  0    20       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 THE SILENT OWL 42             4   4  0    20       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 GROCER CAT 136                5   4  0    19       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 SOFT LIGHT 271                2   2  0    19       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 ELENORAL 287                  1   2  0    19       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 BAGHEERA 113                  5   3  0    18       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 THOR 216                      4   4  2    18       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 FRAGMENT 212                  4   2  0    18       PIXELBENDERS (36)
-PIT FIEND 228                 3   2  3    18       THE GATHERING (34)
 DODGE & BURN 213              3   3  0    18       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 GILGAMESH 217                 4   4  1    17       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
-FAUST 84                      4   3  1    17       BROKEN HALO (13)
 KING KONG KHAN 269            4   0  0    17       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 NULL NEGATOR 262              3   1  0    17       7TH SANCTUM (10)
-VERA DE MILO 153              4   2  0    16       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
-SINBUCK 83                    4   3  0    15       BROKEN HALO (13)
-CLAIRE 87                     4   3  0    15       BROKEN HALO (13)
 CHANCELLOR 299                2   0  0    15       DESPERTA FERRO (41)
 MINNESOTA JONES 196           3   4  1    14       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 GENERAL LIABILITY 38          3   5  0    14       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 SIF 220                       3   5  0    14       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 LORA KINTYRE 309              2   0  1    14       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
-DEATHDEALER 62                2   2  1    13       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
-SERRA ANGEL 191               2   4  0    13       THE GATHERING (34)
 ABLE BAKER CHARLIE 133        2   7  0    13       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 GHOST 145                     1   6  0    13       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 XAD BRONZEWOLF 288            1   1  0    13       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 MORRIGAN SWEET 313            1   1  0    13       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
 JAKOB ROSEN 317               1   0  0    13       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
-WONDERFUL WANDA 169           3   3  0    12       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
-FIT FRED 172                  3   3  0    12       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 FAUST 280                     2   1  2    11       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
-LAUGHING LARRY 171            2   4  1    11       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 MAGGOT 245                    2   4  1    11       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
-GIRL #238 99                  2   5  0    11       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 SPOOK 146                     2   5  0    11       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 REPULSE 276                   2   2  0    11       HOLY SHIP! (39)
 ALFONSO 297                   1   1  0    11       DESPERTA FERRO (41)
-TOUCHY THOMAS 168             2   4  0    10       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 ANJA SILVERCLAW 142           2   3  0     9       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 OPACITY: 100% 314             2   0  0     9       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 WELANWEX 319                  1   0  0     9       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
-CUDA 203                      1   5  0     8       BROKEN HALO (13)
-GRIPS 202                     1   5  0     8       BROKEN HALO (13)
 VICEROY 295                   1   1  0     8       DESPERTA FERRO (41)
 RUDOLF VON FLUGEL 285         2   1  0     7       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 ILLUSTRIOUS 273               1   3  0     6       HOLY SHIP! (39)
-IRA HAYES 60                  1   3  0     6       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
 LORELIE 264                   1   3  0     6       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 COURAGEOUS 272                1   3  0     6       HOLY SHIP! (39)
-ORCISH VETERAN 249            1   3  0     6       THE GATHERING (34)
 DEVOURED 304                  1   1  0     6       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 BIG NOSE KATE 293             1   1  0     6       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
-CRAMBUS HOYT 59               0   4  0     6       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
 BITTER COPAL 305              1   1  1     5       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PALE RIDER 308                1   1  1     5       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 MOONSONG 265                  1   2  0     5       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 REVENANT 307                  1   1  0     5       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 JANITOR JOE 286               1   2  0     5       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 REZMIR 278                    1   2  0     5       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 MANOSQUE CYAN 306             1   1  0     4       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 COLE YOUNGER 294              1   1  0     4       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
 PARSIFAL RA 310               0   2  0     3       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
 ADALID 298                    0   2  0     2       DESPERTA FERRO (41)
 TYRANT MU 301                 0   2  0     2       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 SAHARA SWEET 311              0   2  0     2       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
 BELLE STAR 291                0   2  0     2       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
 GARVOK 303                    0   2  0     2       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 WILLIAM QUANTRILL 290         0   2  0     2       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
-DIRTY MOUTH HOYT 283          0   2  0     2       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
 WILLIAM T. ANDERSON 318       0   1  0     1       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BOYD CROWDER 109        2  3 0 BIG LAKE JUSTIFY 18  ARMAND PEUGOT 149       5  NONE
RAYLAN GIVENS 111       4  5 0 BIG LAKE JUSTIFY 18  FUNEBRE 106             9   
GRIMFLESH 34            5  3 0 BOURNE OF HATE 3     GEOPLASTIQUE 70         8   
KAN CURSEWELL 33        0  5 0 BOURNE OF HATE 3     KININVIE 174            5  NOT REVENGED
ALMOCADEN 296           0  1 0 DESPERTA FERRO 41    LORA KINTYRE 309        8   
MURCIAN 316             0  1 0 DESPERTA FERRO 41    SPYMASTER               9  NONE
FURIOUS 274             0  1 0 HOLY SHIP! 39        LAUGHING LARRY 171      6  REVENGED
MR. GRONKLE 135         2  4 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 23     ADM. ITCHYBEARD 63      6   
RUDOLF VON FLUGEL 134   0  6 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 23     PIKE'S PEAK 223         6  REVENGED
DRAGONBAIT 209          4  2 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    STANZA 97               8   
LILY Q 263              1  2 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    EXEMPLAR 275            8   
SUPER PUNK 302          0  1 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    PALE RIDER 308          8   
VISIGOTH 114            2  4 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    FAUST 84                7   
PHOBOS 300              0  1 0 NATURE MADE 38       BITTER COPAL 305        8   
PIKE'S PEAK 223         1  4 1 NATURE MADE 38       SWINE GOLEM             9  NONE
THE AMAZON 225          3  2 0 NATURE MADE 38       LOKI 218                9   
HAUNT 143               2  3 0 PHANTOM REGIMENT 25  CARDHU 173              6   
GNARL HAND ORC 243      0  3 0 PHILANTHROLORDS 14   MAGUVIAL 129            6   
WILX 253                2  2 0 PHILANTHROLORDS 14   THOR 216                8  JUST REVENGED
HALFTONE 214            0  4 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      CLUCKEROO 67            7   
HARD LIGHT 258          0  1 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      ADM. ITCHYBEARD 63      5  NOT REVENGED
FIRE ELEMENTAL 227      1  3 0 THE GATHERING 34     ANUBIS 219              6   
CARPET BOMB 246         1  3 0 THE KILLING FIELD 28 WYNN DUFFY 267          7   
LAZARUS 118             3  2 1 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    WALL OF SWORDS 229      6   
RATH 279                0  3 0 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    ARENAMASTER VYAN        9  NONE
SEVERIN 121             2  3 1 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    PIT FIEND 228           6   
EBONY YAWNER 40         1  3 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 4    PIT FIEND 228           5  NOT REVENGED
GORGEOUS GIRL 170       2  4 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 30    GILGAMESH 217           7   
LISSOME AVID 141        1  2 0 WYLD MASQUERADE 24   DEATHDEALER 62          7   
SEONI ROSEBLACK 140     1  2 0 WYLD MASQUERADE 24   FAUST 280               7  JUST REVENGED
VITALI PROSERIA 139     1  3 0 WYLD MASQUERADE 24   FAUST 280               8  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Desperta Ferro -- Sorry about Almocaden.  I was pretty surprised to see the 
bloodthirst from Lora.  I look forward to any bloodfeuds. -- Bill the Bard, mgr Silver 
Pentacle

The Amazon -- You are quite impressive, although I admit that I expected you to be 
bigger. -- Parsifal Ra

Manosque Cyan -- Well played.  Thanks for the lesson. -- Sahara Sweet

Courageous -- The first cut is the deepest.  Especially when it's also the last one. 
-- Morrigan Sweet

Sif -- Don't feel bad, he's a monsoon, but a monsoon that's made up of cobras... 
cobras for crying out loud! -- Hombre

General Liability -- You, however, should feel kind of bad.  See the ad above -- I 
mean, he's a golem, but he's made up of old feet, so...  yeah, not a real threatening 
opponent. -- Hombre

Thirsty Thugs -- That was one great DM's column!  (witty, sarcastic bite intended) -- 
Hombre

Faust -- Kill us once, shame on us.  Kill us twice, shame on you.  Beware, the Wyld 
hunts. -- Wyld Masquerade

Moonsong -- Guess you're the one singing the bad luck blues now, kid. *wink* -- 
Harmonius Jade

Nature Made -- My apologies.  That was an unfortunate turn of events, but clearly was 
not my intent. -- Bitter Coral

Sahara Sweet -- You may have wont that, had you not been quite so... Wyld. *grin* -- 
Manosque Cyan

Big Nose Kate -- Banging on a steel drum is so exhausting! -- Anja Silverclaw

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RATH was butchered by ARENAMASTER VYANDYL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PIKE'S PEAK was viciously butchered by SWINE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
MURCIAN was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NEANDERTHAL MAN was viciously subdued by MAGUVIAL in a 2 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
GARTH GREYSCRIBE overpowered THOR in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
WOOLRAVEN was devastated by GEOPLASTIQUE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
HARMONIOUS JADE defeated FAUST in a 1 minute novice's Bloodfeud struggle.
BLOODBLIND was bested by KININVIE in a popular 1 minute Challenge competition.
ULVSBLAKK was overcome by STANZA in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
OBAN vanquished MERCYFLETCHER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MEJIDIJA was defeated by PITTYVAICH in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
WYNN DUFFY won victory over PARSIFAL RA in a 1 minute novice's Challenge fight.
CPT. BUZZY overpowered BONESONG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SISTER GARLIC was overpowered by SOL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
AVA CROWDER outwaited THE SILENT OWL in a 7 minute Challenge conflict.
COBRA MONSOON was devastated by XRISTIANA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
RAYLAN GIVENS was executed by FUNEBRE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
MINNESOTA JONES lost to SHADOWDANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
OPHELIA won victory over GILGAMESH in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
SPOOK was devastated by FUZZY LOGIC in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SAHARA SWEET was overpowered by ALFONSO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ILLUSTRIOUS was overpowered by STAY PUFT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MOONSONG was outwaited by OPACITY: 100% in a 8 minute amateur's Challenge competition.
NULL NEGATOR defeated VICEROY in a 2 minute novice's Challenge duel.
EXEMPLAR overpowered DEVOURED in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
THE AMAZON was easily killed by LOKI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MORRIGAN SWEET was subdued by HANG NAIL in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
KING KONG KHAN outwaited REZMIR in a dull 16 minute novice's Challenge match.
BIG NOSE KATE was savagely defeated by GUTGLOOM in a exciting 4 minute Challenge bout.
BELLE STAR was overpowered by FRAGMENT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BITTER COPAL was overpowered by BRN VON SPEEDSTER in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
WILLIAM QUANTRILL was handily defeated by ANUBIS in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ELENORAL overpowered SIF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
REPRISAL overpowered GHOST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SMOKEHEAD overpowered DIRT NAP in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Title fight.
CARDHU was beaten by HARRY HYENA in a exciting 3 minute fray.
FOOT GOLEM devastated COOVER BENNETT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUPER CHICKEN was bested by LADY SONGSTEEL in a exciting 3 minute battle.
GROCER CAT was devastated by $50 DROP SHADOW in a 1 minute uneven bout.
IRON MOTH savagely defeated TEENAGE HOODLUM in a 1 minute novice's match.
QUITHYRA won victory over MAGGOT in a 1 minute bout.
ADM. ITCHYBEARD overpowered GENERAL LIABILITY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
DODGE & BURN demolished ADALID in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
CLUCKEROO demolished BAGHEERA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WENDY CROWE devastated TYRANT MU in a 4 minute mismatched match.
SIX FEET UNDER vanquished COLE YOUNGER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CASPER viciously subdued JANITOR JOE in a unpopular 7 minute gruesome match.
ABLE BAKER CHARLIE was overcome by XAD BRONZEWOLF in a 2 minute match.
REPULSE beat MANOSQUE CYAN in a 2 minute novice's fight.
BUMBLE RUMBLE overpowered TOUGH MAMA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RUDOLF VON FLUGEL was overpowered by SUNSETS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ANJA SILVERCLAW overcame WILLIAM T. ANDERSON in a 1 minute novice's duel.
COURAGEOUS was savagely defeated by WELANWEX in a exciting 1 minute novice's conflict.
SOFT LIGHT overpowered GARVOK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LORELIE was devastated by JAKOB ROSEN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CHANCELLOR bested PALE RIDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's battle.
REVENANT was narrowly defeated by LORA KINTYRE in a 3 minute novice's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         TOTAL PARRY       70 -  42 -  1      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         AIMED BLOW        70 -  60 -  6      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         BASHING ATTACK    61 -  57 -  6      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-STRIKE      40 -  39 -  5      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         PARRY-LUNGE       22 -  23 -  2      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         LUNGING ATTACK    93 - 107 - 13      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         WALL OF STEEL     35 -  43 -  4      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         STRIKING ATTACK   87 - 112 - 10      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         SLASHING ATTACK   51 -  73 -  3      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  40 -  1      34  |

Turn   9 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    8 - 14         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    4 - 10         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         9 -  6                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  6                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  5                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SMOKEHEAD 175               8   1  1   82 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
BASHING ATTACK   GEOPLASTIQUE 70             8   1  1   68 7TH SANCTUM (10)
PARRY-LUNGE      PITTYVAICH 176              8   1  0   60 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
WALL OF STEEL    KININVIE 174                5   4  1   54 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
PARRY-STRIKE     XRISTIANA 96                7   2  0   53 HOUSE OF PAIN (15)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  OBAN 177                    6   3  0   53 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
AIMED BLOW       MEJIDIJA 95                 7   2  0   48 HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
SLASHING ATTACK  CPT. BUZZY 65               6   2  0   41 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
TOTAL PARRY      HARRY HYENA 137             6   3  0   38 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is COBRA MONSOON 71.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GUTGLOOM 35.  The ten other most popular fighters were LADY SONGSTEEL 128, 
PIKE'S PEAK 223, MOONSONG 265, CARDHU 173, XRISTIANA 96, IRON MOTH 266, XAD 
BRONZEWOLF 288, MAGUVIAL 129, SHADOWDANCER 132, and DODGE & BURN 213.

The least popular fighter this week was KING KONG KHAN 269.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were REZMIR 278, JANITOR JOE 286, OPACITY: 100% 314, LORELIE 264, 
GARVOK 303, RUDOLF VON FLUGEL 285, ABLE BAKER CHARLIE 133, COLE YOUNGER 294, WENDY 
CROWE 108, and BAGHEERA 113.