DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/22/2015    Duedate: 10/05/2015

SEAM ARENA

DM-20    TURN-10

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GEOPLASTIQUE
7TH SANCTUM (10)
(20-70) [9-1-1,79]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GEOPLASTIQUE                   $50 DROP SHADOW
7TH SANCTUM (10)               PIXELBENDERS (36)
(20-70) [9-1-1,79]             (20-215) [4-3-1,56]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

COBRA MONSOON                  XRISTIANA
7TH SANCTUM (10)               HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
(20-71) [6-4-0,29]             (20-96) [7-3-0,40]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PIXELBENDERS (36)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PIXELBENDERS (36)           59
2. LOST SENTINELS (19)         33      HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
3. NATURE MADE (38)            33      Unchartered Team
4. I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)         28
5. SILVER PENTACLE (42)        27      I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*THIRSTY THUGS (31)        32  13  3 71.1   1/ 8*PIXELBENDERS (36)        13  2 2
 2/ 3*I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)       28  17  4 62.2   2/ 3 7TH SANCTUM (10)         10  5 1
 3/ 4 HOUSE OF PAIN (15)        30  20  2 60.0   3/ 2 HOUSE OF PAIN (15)       10  5 1
 4/ 7*UNLIKELY HEROES (4)       25  19  1 56.8   4/ 7*THE KILLING FIELD (28)   10  5 1
 5/ 5*DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       25  20  3 55.6   5- 1*THIRSTY THUGS (31)        9  1 0
 6/ 8*THE KILLING FIELD (28)    22  18  1 55.0   6/12 PHILANTHROLORDS (14)      9  6 1
 7/14*PIXELBENDERS (36)         19  16  2 54.3   7/17*NATURE MADE (38)          8  6 1
 8/ 6 BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)     27  23  1 54.0   8/13*UNLIKELY HEROES (4)       8  6 0
 9/ 9 7TH SANCTUM (10)          26  24  1 52.0   9/10*DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       7  3 0
10/12*NATURE MADE (38)          15  14  2 51.7  10/ 9*I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)       7  3 0
11-10*WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)     22  22  1 50.0  11/18*WYLD MASQUERADE (24)      7  7 1
12/11*DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37)  22  23  5 48.9  12/19*SILVER PENTACLE (42)      7  8 1
13/16 PHILANTHROLORDS (14)      24  26  1 48.0  13/ 4 BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)     7  8 0
14/22*SILVER PENTACLE (42)       7   8  1 46.7  14/14 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        7  8 0
15-15*CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)       16  19  0 45.7  15/15*PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)     7  8 0
16/17*LOST SENTINELS (19)       18  23  1 43.9  16/11 BOURNE OF HATE (3)        6  8 0
17/19 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        21  29  0 42.0  17/ 0 RAINBOW BRIGADE (43)      6  9 1
18/18*WYLD MASQUERADE (24)      12  17  1 41.4  18- 6*WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)     5  5 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/13*HOLY SHIP! (39)           10  15  1 40.0  19/16*DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37)  5 10 2
20-23*DESPERTA FERRO (41)        4   6  0 40.0  20/ 5*HOLY SHIP! (39)           5 10 1
21/24 BOURNE OF HATE (3)        19  29  2 39.6  21-20*DESPERTA FERRO (41)       4  6 0
22/25*PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)     14  26  0 35.0  22/25*THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)        4 11 0
23/ 0 RAINBOW BRIGADE (43)      16  33  3 32.7  23/23*LOST SENTINELS (19)       3  9 1
24/27*TWISTED ASYLUM (20)       12  33  6 26.7  24-24*CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)       2  3 0
25/ 0*DEADLINE (32)              4  11  0 26.7  25/ 0*DEADLINE (32)             2  3 0
26/29*THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)         4  11  0 26.7  26/21*TWISTED ASYLUM (20)       1 14 1
27-28*BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)       5  15  1 25.0  27-27*BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)      0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Today marks an important date in Seam's history!  Do you know what is significant 
about it, my sweet ones?  We are now a chartered arena!  The ten turn probationary 
period is over and Seam now stands as a fully chartered arena.  Along with Seam's 
great achievement, a number of teams that have been fighting since turn one also 
received their team charters this day.  There is much to celebrate, but first there is 
much to report.  The toasts and possible drunken antics can wait until I am finished.
     DMobster has been ruling the roost as of late in Seam.  Seizing the throne and 
performing well enough to hold top team for consecutive turns made DMobster and his 
Thirsty Thugs both feared and respected in Seam's gladiatorial circles.  Smokehead has 
enjoyed the throne for three consecutive turns, but his reign has come crashing down 
due to... due to... inactivity!  Yes, just in case you are wondering, writing that 
line was as anticlimactic as the news I am now reporting.  In the absence of our 
Duelmaster, Geoplastique stepped forward and took his opportunity to advance his own 
career.  Taking down Noble Assassin, Geoplastique slid into Seam's throne.  All hail 
the new Duelmaster!  Hombre has stated publicly that he believes his warrior is over-
performing.  Will this new achievement change his mind or does Hombre just hope to 
ride this train of good fortune as long as it lasts?   Congrats to Geoplastique, his 
manager Hombre, and the whole 7th Sanctum stable.
     Den's Big Lake Justify stable fell nine spots to 13TH in the rankings.  The 
stable appears to be on a decline with a 7-8 record over the last three turns.  Yet, 
and I want to emphasize the YET, Big Lake Justify continues to be the most avoided 
team in the arena!  Holy Ship! ran away the most from Big Lake Justify.  I keep 
imploring Seam's managers to enlighten me as to this fear that appears to run through 
the arena for Den's squad, but as of yet, no one has bothered to answer me.  What does 
a girl have to do to get some answers?  I have a personal brute squad, maybe they can 
knock on a few doors and possibly a few heads to get me some answers.
     In other team news, Pixelblenders amazed the crowds this week with a 5-0-2 turn!  
The two deaths caused by Pixelblenders were significant as well.  Faust steadily slew 
members of Wyld Masquerade the two previous, but he met his own demise at the hands of 
Soft Light from Pixelblenders.  The other notch in Pixelblenders' belt comes via Adm. 
Itchy Beard of I'm Not Eggbert.  He is not Eggbert, for those wondering, and he is no 
longer alive!  $50 Drop Shadow showed some mettle as he put down Adm. Itchy Beard, a 
warrior with a 6-2-2 record entering the turn.  The Dark Arena slowed this week with 
only four warriors sent to fight by torchlight.  I keep waiting for massive feuds to 
flare up between various managers, but no luck yet.
     Twisted Asylum has gone 1-14-1 over the last four turns.  A few Dark Arena fights 
have contributed to the abysmal record, yet it is the frequent blood feuds that appear 
to have done the most damage.  Deadline returns to us with a 2-3-0 re-entry in to the 
arena.  Welcome back, warriors!  Rainbow Brigade joins us from Noblish Island, so a 
warm welcome to your stable.  We hope you enjoy your stay with us.  There were a 
number of inactive teams.  I have already mentioned Thirsty Thugs' strange absence, 
but we also missed Chuck, Manray, and Crambus' squads.  Come back gentlemen, the Fates 
have promised to be kind!
     Time for me to depart, my sweets!  It has been a pleasure as always and I look 
forward to seeing you again next turn.  On behalf of the Commission and The Yellow 
Press, hugs and kisses (the hugs and kisses are from me, not the Commission or Yellow 
Press, can you imagine?  No, me either!).  

                                          -- Sidara Brightbell

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEOPLASTIQUE 70               9   1  1    79       7TH SANCTUM (10)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SMOKEHEAD 175                 8   1  1    82       THIRSTY THUGS (31)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PITTYVAICH 176                8   1  0    60       THIRSTY THUGS (31)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 $50 DROP SHADOW 215           4   3  1    56       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 MEJIDIJA 95                   8   2  0    55       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 STANZA 97                     7   3  1    54       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
-KININVIE 174                  5   4  1    54       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
-OBAN 177                      6   3  0    53       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 FOOT GOLEM 69                 7   3  0    51       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 SOL 226                       5   1  0    51       NATURE MADE (38)
 DIRT NAP 158                  6   2  0    50       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 BRN VON SPEEDSTER 66          7   2  0    49       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 CLUCKEROO 67                  5   4  1    48       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
-IRON MOTH 266                 4   0  0    43       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
-GIRL #242 221                 4   1  0    42       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 XRISTIANA 96                  7   3  0    40       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
-BLOODBLIND 105                7   2  0    40       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 GARTH GREYSCRIBE 92           4   6  0    40       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 SUNSETS 224                   5   1  0    39       NATURE MADE (38)
 LUSTFUL TRAMP 322             4   2  0    39       RAINBOW BRIGADE (43)
 CPT. BUZZY 65                 6   3  0    38       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 HARRY HYENA 137               6   4  0    38       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
-ULVSBLAKK 107                 6   3  0    36       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 MERCYFLETCHER 89              6   4  0    36       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 SIX FEET UNDER 162            4   4  0    35       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 MAGUVIAL 129                  7   2  2    34       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SISTER GARLIC 41              6   3  0    33       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 GILGAMESH 217                 5   4  1    33       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 LOKI 218                      5   4  1    33       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 BONESONG 37                   4   6  0    33       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 SOFT LIGHT 271                3   2  1    33       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 SHADOWDANCER 132              5   4  0    32       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 AVA CROWDER 112               4   6  0    32       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 COOVER BENNETT 110            6   4  0    31       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 FUZZY LOGIC 160               6   2  0    31       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
-CARDHU 173                    5   4  1    31       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 WYNN DUFFY 267                5   0  1    31       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
-FUNEBRE 106                   4   4  1    31       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 QUITHYRA 130                  6   3  0    30       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 COBRA MONSOON 71              6   4  0    29       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 OPHELIA 234                   5   3  0    28       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 FRAGMENT 212                  5   2  0    28       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 ANUBIS 219                    5   4  1    27       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 DODGE & BURN 213              4   3  0    27       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 LADY SONGSTEEL 128            6   3  1    26       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 GROCER CAT 136                6   4  0    25       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 SUPER CHICKEN 39              5   4  1    25       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
-GIRL #237 100                 5   2  0    25       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 CASPER 147                    5   3  0    25       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEANDERTHAL MAN 90            7   3  0    24       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 LORA KINTYRE 309              3   0  1    24       SILVER PENTACLE (42)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GUTGLOOM 35                   5   5  1    23       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 MINNESOTA JONES 196           4   4  1    23       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
-GIRL #236 102                 3   4  0    23       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
-GIRL #235 98                  2   5  0    23       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 JAKOB ROSEN 317               2   0  0    23       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
 BAGHEERA 113                  6   3  0    22       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 WENDY CROWE 108               6   4  0    22       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 THE SILENT OWL 42             5   4  0    22       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 GENERAL LIABILITY 38          4   5  0    21       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 BUMBLE RUMBLE 284             2   2  0    21       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 TARL 332                      1   0  1    21       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 HARMONIOUS JADE 138           3   3  0    20       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 THOR 216                      4   5  2    19       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 WELANWEX 319                  2   0  1    19       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 MORRIGAN SWEET 313            2   1  0    19       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
 WOOLRAVEN 36                  3   7  1    18       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 EXEMPLAR 275                  3   2  1    18       HOLY SHIP! (39)
-KING KONG KHAN 269            4   0  0    17       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 RUDOLF VON FLUGEL 285         3   1  0    16       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 HANG NAIL 252                 3   3  0    16       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 MEAT STORM 323                4   2  1    15       RAINBOW BRIGADE (43)
 SIF 220                       3   6  0    15       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
-CHANCELLOR 299                2   0  0    15       DESPERTA FERRO (41)
 ELENORAL 287                  1   3  0    15       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 STAY PUFT 144                 3   5  0    14       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 REPRISAL 281                  3   1  0    14       HOLY SHIP! (39)
 NULL NEGATOR 262              3   2  0    14       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 ABLE BAKER CHARLIE 133        2   8  0    14       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 RAYNER 182                    2   1  0    14       DEADLINE (32)
 PHOBOS 329                    1   0  1    14       NATURE MADE (38)
 HAWAIIAN SHADOW 328           1  10  0    14       RAINBOW BRIGADE (43)
 LOTHAR 180                    1   2  0    14       DEADLINE (32)
 BUTCHER'S HAND 324            2   4  1    13       RAINBOW BRIGADE (43)
-DEATHDEALER 62                2   2  1    13       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
 OPACITY: 100% 314             3   0  0    12       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 MAGGOT 245                    2   5  1    12       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 LORELIE 264                   2   3  0    12       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 SPOOK 146                     2   6  0    12       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
-GIRL #238 99                  2   5  0    11       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 BELLE STAR 291                1   2  0    11       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
-ALFONSO 297                   1   1  0    11       DESPERTA FERRO (41)
 PALE RIDER 308                2   1  1    10       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 ANJA SILVERCLAW 142           2   4  0    10       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 GHOST 145                     1   7  0    10       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 WILD JULIO 321                1   2  0    10       RAINBOW BRIGADE (43)
 NIGHTFORGED 315               1   0  0    10       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 IRON SIAKA 330                1   0  0    10       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 JANITOR JOE 286               2   2  0     9       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 MANOSQUE CYAN 306             2   1  0     8       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
-VICEROY 295                   1   1  0     8       DESPERTA FERRO (41)
 COURAGEOUS 272                1   4  0     7       HOLY SHIP! (39)
 WILLIAM QUANTRILL 290         1   2  0     7       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
 BITTER COPAL 305              1   2  1     6       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
-IRA HAYES 60                  1   3  0     6       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
 MOONSONG 265                  1   3  0     6       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
-DEVOURED 304                  1   1  0     6       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
-CRAMBUS HOYT 59               0   4  0     6       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
 XAD BRONZEWOLF 288            1   2  0     5       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 REVENANT 307                  1   2  0     5       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLE YOUNGER 294              1   2  0     5       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
 BIG NOSE KATE 293             1   2  0     5       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
 SAHARA SWEET 311              0   3  0     3       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
 VIDAR 179                     0   3  0     3       DEADLINE (32)
 TYRANT MU 301                 0   3  0     3       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 PARSIFAL RA 310               0   3  0     3       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
-ADALID 298                    0   2  0     2       DESPERTA FERRO (41)
 WILLIAM T. ANDERSON 318       0   2  0     2       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
-DIRTY MOUTH HOYT 283          0   2  0     2       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
 CALLISTO 335                  0   1  0     1       NATURE MADE (38)
 BALSA 333                     0   1  0     1       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 DEVIL LENNOX 338              0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 STARGAZER 331                 0   1  0     1       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 DEIMOS 334                    0   1  0     1       NATURE MADE (38)
 MURDO 337                     0   1  0     1       DEADLINE (32)
 CARNAGE 336                   0   1  0     1       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
INCOMPETENT PUNK        0  0 0                      TARL 332               10  NONE
RAYLAN GIVENS 111       4  5 0 BIG LAKE JUSTIFY 18  FUNEBRE 106             9   
GRIMFLESH 34            5  3 0 BOURNE OF HATE 3     GEOPLASTIQUE 70         8   
DALEK 178               1  2 0 DEADLINE 32          PHOBOS 329             10   
ALMOCADEN 296           0  1 0 DESPERTA FERRO 41    LORA KINTYRE 309        8   
FURIOUS 274             0  1 0 HOLY SHIP! 39        LAUGHING LARRY 171      6  REVENGED
ILLUSTRIOUS 273         1  4 0 HOLY SHIP! 39        WELANWEX 319           10   
REPULSE 276             2  3 0 HOLY SHIP! 39        HIGH ELF               10  NONE
MR. GRONKLE 135         2  4 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 23     ADM. ITCHYBEARD 63      6  NOT REVENGED
RUDOLF VON FLUGEL 134   0  6 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 23     PIKE'S PEAK 223         6  REVENGED
ADM. ITCHYBEARD 63      6  3 2 I'M NOT EGGBERT 9    $50 DROP SHADOW 215    10   
DRAGONBAIT 209          4  2 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    STANZA 97               8   
LILY Q 263              1  2 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    EXEMPLAR 275            8   
SUPER PUNK 302          0  1 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    PALE RIDER 308          8   
VISIGOTH 114            2  4 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    FAUST 84                7   
PHOBOS 300              0  1 0 NATURE MADE 38       BITTER COPAL 305        8   
THE AMAZON 225          3  2 0 NATURE MADE 38       LOKI 218                9   
HAUNT 143               2  3 0 PHANTOM REGIMENT 25  CARDHU 173              6  NOT REVENGED
GNARL HAND ORC 243      0  3 0 PHILANTHROLORDS 14   MAGUVIAL 129            6  NOT REVENGED
WILX 253                2  2 0 PHILANTHROLORDS 14   THOR 216                8  JUST REVENGED
HALFTONE 214            0  4 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      CLUCKEROO 67            7   
FIRE ELEMENTAL 227      1  3 0 THE GATHERING 34     ANUBIS 219              6  NOT REVENGED
CARPET BOMB 246         1  3 0 THE KILLING FIELD 28 WYNN DUFFY 267          7   
FAUST 280               2  2 2 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    SOFT LIGHT 271         10   
GARVOK 303              0  3 0 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    SWINE GOLEM            10  NONE
LAZARUS 118             3  2 1 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    WALL OF SWORDS 229      6  NOT REVENGED
REZMIR 278              1  3 0 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    BANDIT PRINCE          10  NONE
SEVERIN 121             2  3 1 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    PIT FIEND 228           6  NOT REVENGED
GORGEOUS GIRL 170       2  4 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 30    GILGAMESH 217           7   
LISSOME AVID 141        1  2 0 WYLD MASQUERADE 24   DEATHDEALER 62          7   
SEONI ROSEBLACK 140     1  2 0 WYLD MASQUERADE 24   FAUST 280               7  REVENGED
VITALI PROSERIA 139     1  3 0 WYLD MASQUERADE 24   FAUST 280               8  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Wynn Duffy -- Interesting choice of kit.  You looked quite skillful. -- Parsifal

Hang Nail -- Always more annoying than you expect.  I thought I had you, tough guy. -- 
Morrigan Sweet

Alfonso -- I'll have to rethink that. -- Sahara

Lorelie -- Considering how it's gone with your team lately, I'm glad you're alive. -- 
Jakob Rosen

Revenant -- Good fight.  You're pretty nifty with that weapon. -- Lora Kintyre

Way of All Flesh -- Whatever that means I will never understand, but why would I want 
to understand a lowlife like you.  So, you killed Raylon Givens, the one warrior on my 
team that I liked.  It was my challenge, but you will still be bloodfueded with 
impunity.  I will own you for 4 turns. -- Den

Bill the Bard -- The game already has a "Bill", the Chief Justice of the mighty Allied 
Axis, so you will need to change your name. -- Den

Hombre -- 9 out of 10 managers surveyed believe you are an idiot. -- Den

Killing Fields -- Is that what they call the arena when our warriors fight yours?  I 
have to admit, I chuckled so hard I drooled a little on myself when Wynn Duffy killed 
Carpet Bomb. -- Den, manager of the Big Lake Justify and High Priest of the mighty 
Allied Axis

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

REPULSE was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
GARVOK was killed by SWINE GOLEM in a 3 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
REZMIR was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
GARTH GREYSCRIBE devastated THOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
BUMBLE RUMBLE slimly lost to MAGUVIAL in a 2 minute gruesome Bloodfeud brawl.
CPT. BUZZY was defeated by SOL in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
MEJIDIJA beat HARRY HYENA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge brawl.
QUITHYRA was savagely defeated by DIRT NAP in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
EXEMPLAR was vanquished by SUNSETS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WYNN DUFFY vanquished MOONSONG in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
COOVER BENNETT overpowered SPOOK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
GUTGLOOM was beaten by MERCYFLETCHER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BRN VON SPEEDSTER luckily beat XRISTIANA in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge match.
CLUCKEROO devastated LADY SONGSTEEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
BONESONG viciously subdued WENDY CROWE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge bout.
HARMONIOUS JADE was savagely defeated by SIX FEET UNDER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
OPHELIA won victory over WOOLRAVEN in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
GHOST was overpowered by FRAGMENT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ILLUSTRIOUS was butchered by WELANWEX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ELENORAL was subdued by ANUBIS in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
XAD BRONZEWOLF was overpowered by JAKOB ROSEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FAUST was easily killed by SOFT LIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
NULL NEGATOR was savagely defeated by GROCER CAT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
WILLIAM T. ANDERSON was subdued by BAGHEERA in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
MORRIGAN SWEET overcame ABLE BAKER CHARLIE in a 3 minute gory Challenge contest.
SAHARA SWEET was subdued by WILLIAM QUANTRILL in a 5 minute novice's Challenge fight.
LORA KINTYRE overpowered SIF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
COURAGEOUS was defeated by LORELIE in a 2 minute gruesome novice's Challenge bout.
BIG NOSE KATE was outlasted by NEANDERTHAL MAN in a dull 22 minute Challenge duel.
GEOPLASTIQUE overpowered NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided Title fray.
STANZA viciously subdued LOKI in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
ADM. ITCHYBEARD was assassinated by $50 DROP SHADOW in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FOOT GOLEM defeated AVA CROWDER in a 3 minute match.
HANG NAIL was demolished by LUSTFUL TRAMP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
REPRISAL was overpowered by GILGAMESH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FUZZY LOGIC overcame HAWAIIAN SHADOW in a 2 minute match.
MEAT STORM was devastated by SISTER GARLIC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BUTCHER'S HAND was bested by DODGE & BURN in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
MINNESOTA JONES overpowered REVENANT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MAGGOT was demolished by COBRA MONSOON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CASPER subdued ANJA SILVERCLAW in a 1 minute duel.
GENERAL LIABILITY savagely defeated WILD JULIO in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
STAY PUFT was overpowered by SHADOWDANCER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SUPER CHICKEN overcame PARSIFAL RA in a 2 minute duel.
THE SILENT OWL beat VIDAR in a 2 minute fight.
JANITOR JOE subdued BALSA in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
RUDOLF VON FLUGEL devastated COLE YOUNGER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BELLE STAR vanquished MURDO in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TYRANT MU was bested by MANOSQUE CYAN in a 1 minute amateur's match.
BITTER COPAL was handily defeated by LOTHAR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PALE RIDER savagely defeated STARGAZER in a 2 minute gory novice's fight.
DALEK was slaughtered by PHOBOS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
OPACITY: 100% overcame CALLISTO in a action packed 4 minute amateur's bout.
RAYNER subdued CARNAGE in a 1 minute amateur's match.
NIGHTFORGED overpowered DEVIL LENNOX in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
IRON SIAKA overpowered DEIMOS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TARL butchered INCOMPETENT PUNK in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         TOTAL PARRY       75 -  49 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         AIMED BLOW        77 -  68 -  7      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         BASHING ATTACK    67 -  62 -  6      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-STRIKE      43 -  41 -  6      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  25 -  3      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         LUNGING ATTACK   100 - 112 - 13      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         WALL OF STEEL     39 -  47 -  4      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         STRIKING ATTACK   94 - 124 - 10      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         SLASHING ATTACK   58 -  80 -  4      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  43 -  2      39  |

Turn  10 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  3     AIMED BLOW         7 -  8         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  7         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    7 - 12         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  5                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  7                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   GEOPLASTIQUE 70             9   1  1   79 7TH SANCTUM (10)
SLASHING ATTACK  $50 DROP SHADOW 215         4   3  1   56 PIXELBENDERS (36)
AIMED BLOW       MEJIDIJA 95                 8   2  0   55 HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
LUNGING ATTACK   STANZA 97                   7   3  1   54 HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
STRIKING ATTACK  FOOT GOLEM 69               7   3  0   51 7TH SANCTUM (10)
TOTAL PARRY      BRN VON SPEEDSTER 66        7   2  0   49 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
PARRY-STRIKE     XRISTIANA 96                7   3  0   40 HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is COBRA MONSOON 71.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was XRISTIANA 96.  The ten other most popular fighters were SAHARA SWEET 311, 
CALLISTO 335, MEJIDIJA 95, BONESONG 37, BAGHEERA 113, STANZA 97, DODGE & BURN 213, 
SIX FEET UNDER 162, WOOLRAVEN 36, and FOOT GOLEM 69.

The least popular fighter this week was NEANDERTHAL MAN 90.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BIG NOSE KATE 293, DEIMOS 334, DEVIL LENNOX 338, CARNAGE 336, 
OPACITY: 100% 314, STARGAZER 331, BITTER COPAL 305, MURDO 337, COLE YOUNGER 294, and 
STAY PUFT 144.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 15-17, 2016.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport 
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--code RSI.  

Please make your reservations now if you plan to go.  
Online registration site:  http://tinyurl.com/FF56-Tempe  
This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.  

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!