DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/17/2015    Duedate: 11/30/2015

SEAM ARENA

DM-20    TURN-14

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DIRT NAP
THE KILLING FIELD (28)
(20-158) [10-2-0,91]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GEOPLASTIQUE                   LOTHAR
7TH SANCTUM (10)               DEADLINE (32)
(20-70) [11-3-1,93]            (20-180) [4-3-0,52]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

XRISTIANA                      DEIMOS
HOUSE OF PAIN (15)             NATURE MADE (38)
(20-96) [10-4-0,71]            (20-334) [2-3-1,12]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

UNLIKELY HEROES (4)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOUSE OF PAIN (15)          55
2. THE KILLING FIELD (28)      48      THIRSTY THUGS (31)
3. 21ST AMENDMENT (47)         38      Unchartered Team
4. THIRSTY THUGS (31)          30
5. TWISTED ASYLUM (20)         26      21ST AMENDMENT (47)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THIRSTY THUGS (31)        43  22  4 66.2   1/ 1 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)      12  3 0
 2/ 3 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)       41  23  2 64.1   2/ 5 WYLD MASQUERADE (24)     10  5 0
 3/ 2 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)       39  24  4 61.9   3/13 THIRSTY THUGS (31)        9  6 1
 4/ 0*21ST AMENDMENT (47)        3   2  0 60.0   4/10 THE KILLING FIELD (28)    9  6 1
 5/ 4 HOUSE OF PAIN (15)        41  29  4 58.6   5- 2 PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)     8  2 0
 6/ 7 THE KILLING FIELD (28)    33  27  2 55.0   6/ 3 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)       8  5 0
 7/ 6 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       35  29  3 54.7   7/11 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       8  6 0
 8/ 5 PIXELBENDERS (36)         29  26  2 52.7   8/12 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        8  7 0
 9- 9 PHILANTHROLORDS (14)      33  32  1 50.8   9/ 7 HOUSE OF PAIN (15)        7  8 2
10-10 BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)     33  32  1 50.8  10/ 8 PIXELBENDERS (36)         7  8 0
11/ 8 NATURE MADE (38)          24  25  3 49.0  11- 4 PHILANTHROLORDS (14)      6  4 0
12/11 WYLD MASQUERADE (24)      24  25  1 49.0  12/18 7TH SANCTUM (10)          6  9 0
13-13 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)     28  31  1 47.5  13-15 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)     5  5 0
14-14 PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)     26  29  0 47.3  14/22*DEADLINE (32)             5  9 0
15/12 7TH SANCTUM (10)          33  37  1 47.1  15/14 LOST SENTINELS (19)       5 10 2
16/15 DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37)  29  36  5 44.6  16/19 TWISTED ASYLUM (20)       5 10 2
17-16*SILVER PENTACLE (42)      11  14  2 44.0  17/17 DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37)  5 10 0
18/17 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        30  40  0 42.9  18/ 6 NATURE MADE (38)          5 10 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 LOST SENTINELS (19)       26  35  3 42.6  19/ 9*HOLY SHIP! (39)           5 10 0
20/19*HOLY SHIP! (39)           18  27  2 40.0  20-20*SILVER PENTACLE (42)      4  1 1
21-20*MMMMM? (44)                4   6  1 40.0  21/ 0*21ST AMENDMENT (47)       3  2 0
22-21 RAINBOW BRIGADE (43)      19  39  3 32.8  22-23 RAINBOW BRIGADE (43)      3  6 0
23/23*DEADLINE (32)             11  23  0 32.4  23-16 BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)     3  7 0
24/22 TWISTED ASYLUM (20)       17  43  8 28.3  24-21*MMMMM? (44)               2  3 0
25-24*THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)         5  15  0 25.0  25-24*THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)        1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

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makesJackadullboy

The ink looks a little sharper and the words a little crisper now that I have found 
and, after no small amount of effort, managed to install a new black ribbon on this  
venerable machine.  It almost feels disrespectful to put my dirty fingers upon the 
keys.

I've now washed my hands and watched the black ink make its way down the sink drain.  
It occurs to me that there is a theme there, but leave it, yea, leave it.  

I have been afforded one of the rarest things in Seamian life: a second chance, a 
second act.  To strap on these insignia of Duelmaster and, well, do this work again.  
I am pleased.

A river makes its way down a channel.  It has, in fact, worn away that channel, worn 
it down, worn it down.  Wearied it beyond measure, forcing its will upon it, grinding 
away at it relentlessly.  And yet, the river still follows the path prescribed by the 
channel and is oblivious to the fact.  Like the black ink that made its way down the 
sink, driven by a sluice of water. The ink has made its indelible mark upon the water 
and yet the water doesn't notice, in such a hurry to hurry down a path towards that 
which it is at once familiar and comfortable.

A lover rails away at their partner, battering away in an endless attempt to force 
their will upon the other; and yet, it is the partner, the one that can look the lover 
in the eye and say without bravado or prevarication "I will leave you if you don't do 
what I say."  The partner is the one with the power and, as much as the lover may 
wail, the lover finds themselves forced down the path of acceptance and, despite 
gnashing of teeth and beating of fist, capitulating to the partner because, after all, 
they are the lover and not the partner.

A drunk starts slowly, testing the waters of blissful fuzziness over time.  A 
tolerance is tested again and again and, like the channel, beaten down.  And yet, the 
drunk continues down that same path while the alcohol looks on, amused and mildly 
regretful.   The drunk gets to where, in the end, where the alcohol wanted him to be.  
And the alcohol helped him get there in a painfully inexorable fashion.

Geoplastique came to the fight looking like someone with a stereotype to prove.  He 
drug a stick onto the sands that was bigger than he was, thinking that was the path to 
victory against someone like me. He was obviously hoping to do some damage with it.  
And I let him, and so he did. He worked his way into a lather, funneled himself down 
the preordained path of the ink, the lover, the alcoholic; and yet convinced that he 
was succeeding when, euphemistically, he was actually sucking seed.  He bashed and he 
gnashed, he railed and he failed.  And I led him down and, softly, like a partner, let 
him travel down a path of choosing while choosing the right moment to disabuse him of 
his illusions. It  did not take long.  Yet another overswing reflecting, in all 
likelihood, an overcompensation for something but we shant dwell on that. I rapped him 
once in his kidneys, a love tap really.  But he got the message in a manner too clear 
to deny.  He dropped like a prom dress and offered surrender just as quickly.

My challenge this week is worthy if for no other reason than I have not fought him yet 
and have beaten the other two current, and former, contenders.  I'd fight Cluckeroo 
but, for the life of me, I can never seem to find him around town.

With kind thoughts and uncanny stagecoach abilities, I remain

Yours truly,

Baron Von Speedster
Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

And here we are!  Welcome to turn 14 for the great arena of Seam!  This place already 
had a great history, but each of you is taking part in writing a new chapter for this 
beautiful Andorian jewel.  The tournament is over and the party-goers are slowly 
meandering back to their various cities.  I hope you have come for an exciting turn 
14, my pretties!  Let us get on with the reporting!

I am really sad to see Baron Von Speedster lose the throne.  Why you ask?  It is 
simple really.  The two turns he held the throne, the good BVS took the time to 
address the masses by submitting a Duelmaster's column.  I want to thank him for 
taking the time to do so, and I want to offer my condolences for his loss of the 
throne.  Our attention now turns to our new Duelmaster, Dirt Nap from The Killing 
Field.  BVS took the initiative to issue a challenge to Dirt Nap, but it looks like 
Seam's newest champion was ready for the fight.  Congrats to Dirt Nap, who is managed 
by Floyd.  May we, perhaps, see a Duelmaster's column next turn?

The most avoided team this turn was Unlikely Heroes and House of Pain avoided them the 
most.  The tactic appears to have worked well for House of Pain as Painmaster's stable 
takes the Top Team on the Move. There appears to be a post-tourney drought this turn 
as 8 teams were missing.  We hope they return to us next cycle.  A hearty welcome to 
the new team -- 21st Amendment!  Welcome to our beautiful arena and may your stay be 
filled with many victories!  Whoa, there was much exclamation in those few sentences, 
but I mean every excited word. Down challenges were nearly non-existent this turn.  
Two of the most frequent down challenging teams were absent this turn, but I'll let 
you connect your own dots with that information.  Geoplastique went down 3 in a 
challenge to Cluckeroo.  Looking at the rankings last turn, challenge options were 
limited for Seam's top ranked basher.

Kudos to Wyld Masquerade, Thirsty Thugs, and The Killing Field guilds for moving into 
the top 5. Thirsty Thugs made the largest leap with a 10 spot move into 3rd.  They 
were trailed by Deadline's move of 8 ranks up the 3 Turn Record list.  Floyd's crew 
jumped 6 places to 4th from 10th; and Hombre's Seventh Sanctum moved up to 12th from 
18th. It was not all sunshine and roses for every team in Seam.  I'm Not Eggbert fell 
out of the top 5 to 6th place.  A 1-4 turn caused Holy Ship! to drop 10 places into 
19th.  The biggest tumble for turn 14 belongs to Nature Made.  Their 1-4 turn caused 
them to plummet 12 spots to 18th.

There were 7 deaths this turn with 3 of them compliments of our professional killers 
in the Dark Arena.  An arena stand by with the pedestrian name of Polite Beggar also 
died this cycle at the hands of Casca from Twisted Asylum.  You give and you take, or 
in the case of Twisted Asylum, you take and you give.  Nom fought only his second but 
final fight in Seam.  His blood feud against Balsa of Lost Sentinels did not end as he 
had hoped.  Balsa has now killed 2 members of the Twisted Asylum guild in the last few 
turns.  We bid farewell to Grocer Cat and Iron Moth this turn as well.  Grocer Cat 
looked to be on track for great things with a 9-4 record, but all that promise was cut 
short by Elenoral.  Iron Moth's winning ways came to an end as well at the hands of 
Oban, who put down the 6-1-1 Unlikely Hero.

All right, my sweets, it is time for me to vamoose!  Being around all those dead 
warriors gave me split ends, so I have a salon appointment in Aruak City I need to 
make!  I will see your smiling (some sneering) faces next cycle for an exciting turn 
15.  On behalf of the Yellow Press and the Gladiatorial Commission, I bid you a fond 
farewell! 

                                          -- Sidara Brightbell 

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIRT NAP 158                 10   2  0    91       THE KILLING FIELD (28)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEOPLASTIQUE 70              11   3  1    93       7TH SANCTUM (10)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMOKEHEAD 175                11   2  1    86       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 BRN VON SPEEDSTER 66         10   3  0    75       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 CLUCKEROO 67                  8   5  1    72       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 XRISTIANA 96                 10   4  0    71       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 SUPER CHICKEN 39              9   4  1    70       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STANZA 97                     9   5  2    66       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 OBAN 177                      8   5  1    66       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 ELENORAL 287                  5   3  1    65       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 $50 DROP SHADOW 215           6   5  1    61       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 SISTER GARLIC 41             10   3  0    58       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
-LUSTFUL TRAMP 322             5   3  0    57       RAINBOW BRIGADE (43)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MERCYFLETCHER 89              8   5  0    55       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 FOOT GOLEM 69                 8   6  0    54       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 ABLE BAKER CHARLIE 133        5   9  0    53       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 CARDHU 173                    8   5  1    52       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 LOTHAR 180                    4   3  0    52       DEADLINE (32)
-STAY PUFT 144                 6   5  0    51       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 CALLISTO 335                  4   1  0    51       NATURE MADE (38)
 CPT. BUZZY 65                 8   5  0    50       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
-BUMBLE RUMBLE 284             4   3  0    50       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
-ULVSBLAKK 107                 8   4  0    49       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
-BLOODBLIND 105                8   4  0    49       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 KININVIE 174                  7   6  1    48       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 MINNESOTA JONES 196           7   5  1    46       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
-WENDY CROWE 108               9   4  0    45       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 GILGAMESH 217                 7   6  1    45       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 ANJA SILVERCLAW 142           5   5  0    45       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 SHADOWDANCER 132              8   5  0    42       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 GENERAL LIABILITY 38          7   6  0    42       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
-GARTH GREYSCRIBE 92           6   7  0    38       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
-LORA KINTYRE 309              4   1  1    38       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
 FUZZY LOGIC 160               8   4  1    36       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 SOFT LIGHT 271                6   3  1    36       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 NULL NEGATOR 262              5   4  0    36       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 THE SILENT OWL 42             8   5  0    35       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 COBRA MONSOON 71              7   7  0    35       7TH SANCTUM (10)
-CASPER 147                    7   4  0    35       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 MANOSQUE CYAN 306             5   2  0    34       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAGUVIAL 129                  9   4  2    33       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PITTYVAICH 176                9   4  0    33       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 SUNSETS 224                   6   4  0    33       NATURE MADE (38)
 OPHELIA 234                   6   6  0    33       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 DODGE & BURN 213              5   6  0    33       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 HANG NAIL 252                 4   6  0    33       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
-PARSIFAL RA 310               1   4  1    33       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
 MEJIDIJA 95                   9   5  0    32       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 BALSA 333                     4   1  2    32       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 LADY SONGSTEEL 128            8   5  1    31       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 LOKI 218                      6   7  1    31       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 SIX FEET UNDER 162            6   6  0    31       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 HARMONIOUS JADE 138           5   5  0    31       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
-COLE YOUNGER 294              2   2  0    30       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
-NEANDERTHAL MAN 90            8   5  0    29       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 ANUBIS 219                    7   6  1    28       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 HARRY HYENA 137               7   7  0    28       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 PALE RIDER 308                4   3  1    28       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
-COOVER BENNETT 110            7   6  0    27       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
-GHOST 145                     3   8  0    27       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
-MEAT STORM 323                5   3  1    26       RAINBOW BRIGADE (43)
-REVENANT 307                  4   2  0    26       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
-MICKEY 341                    2   0  0    26       MMMMM? (44)
-WYNN DUFFY 267                7   1  1    25       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 BAGHEERA 113                  6   7  0    25       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 THOR 216                      5   8  2    25       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
-SPOOK 146                     4   7  0    25       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
-JAKOB ROSEN 317               3   1  0    25       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
 PHOBOS 329                    3   2  1    24       NATURE MADE (38)
-MUMPSY 340                    1   1  0    24       MMMMM? (44)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BITTER COPAL 305              3   4  1    23       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 OPACITY: 100% 314             5   2  0    22       PIXELBENDERS (36)
-DEVOURED 304                  3   2  0    22       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
-THON 361                      2   0  0    22       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 REPRISAL 281                  5   3  0    21       HOLY SHIP! (39)
 SIF 220                       4   9  0    21       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
-AVA CROWDER 112               4   9  0    21       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
-FUNEBRE 106                   4   7  1    20       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 XAD BRONZEWOLF 288            4   3  0    20       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 BANANAS GORILLA 366           1   2  0    20       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 EXEMPLAR 275                  4   5  2    19       HOLY SHIP! (39)
-SAHARA SWEET 311              1   4  0    18       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
-KING KONG KHAN 269            5   2  0    17       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 RAYNER 182                    4   3  0    17       DEADLINE (32)
 BLOODIER MARY 369             1   0  0    17       21ST AMENDMENT (47)
 COURAGEOUS 272                3   6  0    16       HOLY SHIP! (39)
 CASCA 380                     1   0  1    16       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 IRON SIAKA 330                3   2  0    15       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 JANITOR JOE 286               3   5  0    14       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 DARING 368                    2   1  0    14       HOLY SHIP! (39)
-HAWAIIAN SHADOW 328           1  11  0    14       RAINBOW BRIGADE (43)
-BUTCHER'S HAND 324            2   6  1    13       RAINBOW BRIGADE (43)
 DEIMOS 334                    2   3  1    12       NATURE MADE (38)
 DAISY MILLER LITE 372         1   0  0    12       21ST AMENDMENT (47)
 TARL 332                      2   3  1    10       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 CADOC 344                     2   2  0    10       DEADLINE (32)
-MORRIGAN SWEET 313            2   3  0     9       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
-WILD JULIO 321                2   3  0     9       RAINBOW BRIGADE (43)
 STARGAZER 331                 2   3  0     9       LOST SENTINELS (19)
-MASHA 343                     1   1  1     8       MMMMM? (44)
 EOS 364                       2   1  0     7       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 MUGS BUNNY 371                1   0  0     7       21ST AMENDMENT (47)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIDAR 179                     0   7  0     7       DEADLINE (32)
 GALLANT 367                   1   2  0     6       HOLY SHIP! (39)
-WILLIAM QUANTRILL 290         1   3  0     6       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
-BELLE STAR 291                1   3  0     6       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
-BIG NOSE KATE 293             1   3  0     6       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
 EMBER LEAF 374                1   1  0     4       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 BALOO X 375                   1   1  0     4       LOST SENTINELS (19)
-DEVIL LENNOX 338              0   4  0     4       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
-WILLIAM T. ANDERSON 318       0   3  0     3       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
 ADRASTEA 353                  0   3  0     3       NATURE MADE (38)
-MITCH 339                     0   2  0     2       MMMMM? (44)
 SIR OSIS OF LIVER 373         0   1  0     1       21ST AMENDMENT (47)
 MERLOT RIDER 370              0   1  0     1       21ST AMENDMENT (47)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
POLITE BEGGAR           0  0 0                      CASCA 380              14  NONE
QUITHYRA 130            6  6 0 DARQUE KNIGHTS 22    FUZZY LOGIC 160        13   
DALEK 178               1  2 0 DEADLINE 32          PHOBOS 329             10  REVENGED
MURDO 337               0  4 0 DEADLINE 32          NOM 378                13   
ILLUSTRIOUS 273         1  4 0 HOLY SHIP! 39        WELANWEX 319           10  REVENGED
GROCER CAT 136          9  5 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 23     ELENORAL 287           14   
RUDOLF VON FLUGEL 285   3  2 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 23     DEIMOS 334             11  JUST REVENGED
ADM. ITCHYBEARD 63      6  3 2 I'M NOT EGGBERT 9    $50 DROP SHADOW 215    10  REVENGED
SOL 226                 5  2 0 NATURE MADE 38       IRON MOTH 266          11   
WELANWEX 319            2  1 1 PHILANTHROLORDS 14   EXEMPLAR 275           11  REVENGED
FRAGMENT 212            7  3 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      STANZA 97              13   
PIXELBENTO 1 381        0  1 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      WURM KIN               14  NONE
FAUST 280               2  2 2 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    SOFT LIGHT 271         10  NOT REVENGED
NOM 378                 1  1 1 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    BALSA 333              14   
SIL 377                 0  2 0 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    BLACK ORC              14  NONE
THRESH 376              0  2 0 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    SWINE GOLEM            14  NONE
WRAYTH 362              0  1 0 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    BALSA 333              12   
IRON MOTH 266           6  2 1 UNLIKELY HEROES 4    OBAN 177               14   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Worley M Hobbit III -- Our first duel was with long spears. Well, they were the 
kitchen knives that Lemming McDoughnut lashed to green saplings. He called them long 
spears and we believed him. I arrived in Seam today and hobbled down to the arena to 
inspect our new digs. The walls are lined with weapons, purely functional but wicked 
in their efficiency. The thick shaft of a long spear caught my eye. I hefted it and 
nearly sprained my wrist. Time, the old crone, has almost beaten me, but I am here. -- 
Nile List

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SIL was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THRESH was dealt death by SWINE GOLEM in a exciting 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
PIXELBENTO 1 was put to death by WURM KIN in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
NOM was assassinated by BALSA in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
BANANAS GORILLA unbelievably bested DEIMOS in a 6 minute novice's Bloodfeud fight.
BRN VON SPEEDSTER was viciously subdued by DIRT NAP in a 12 minute Challenge duel.
GEOPLASTIQUE overpowered CLUCKEROO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CPT. BUZZY was overpowered by XRISTIANA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
ABLE BAKER CHARLIE won victory over GILGAMESH in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
$50 DROP SHADOW defeated KININVIE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
NULL NEGATOR was savagely defeated by SISTER GARLIC in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BITTER COPAL was overpowered by CALLISTO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ANJA SILVERCLAW demolished ANUBIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
MANOSQUE CYAN bested PHOBOS in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
OPHELIA demolished SIF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
DODGE & BURN viciously subdued HARRY HYENA in a popular 4 minute Challenge conflict.
GALLANT was savagely defeated by RAYNER in a 6 minute gruesome Challenge struggle.
DARING overcame TARL in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
SMOKEHEAD bested STANZA in a 2 minute brawl.
SUPER CHICKEN defeated FOOT GOLEM in a exciting 3 minute bout.
IRON MOTH was executed by OBAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GENERAL LIABILITY defeated MAGUVIAL in a 1 minute conflict.
GROCER CAT was dealt death by ELENORAL in a popular 4 minute gory contest.
SOFT LIGHT lost to MINNESOTA JONES in a 2 minute match.
FUZZY LOGIC was beaten by LOTHAR in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fray.
CARDHU devastated MEJIDIJA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SUNSETS was luckily beaten by SHADOWDANCER in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
THOR was overpowered by HANG NAIL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PITTYVAICH defeated EXEMPLAR in a 1 minute match.
LADY SONGSTEEL won victory over COURAGEOUS in a 1 minute bout.
SIX FEET UNDER won victory over JANITOR JOE in a 1 minute fray.
THE SILENT OWL beat REPRISAL in a 1 minute fray.
BAGHEERA was overpowered by HARMONIOUS JADE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
IRON SIAKA was savagely defeated by PALE RIDER in a 2 minute gory fight.
OPACITY: 100% lost to COBRA MONSOON in a 2 minute fray.
XAD BRONZEWOLF savagely defeated VIDAR in a exciting 1 minute gory match.
LOKI overpowered EMBER LEAF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CADOC beat MERLOT RIDER in a 2 minute bloody novice's fray.
ADRASTEA lost to MUGS BUNNY in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
EOS was subdued by DAISY MILLER LITE in a 2 minute amateur's match.
STARGAZER luckily beat SIR OSIS OF LIVER in a exciting 7 minute brutal novice's fray.
BALOO X was handily defeated by BLOODIER MARY in a 1 minute uneven match.
CASCA executed POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-STRIKE      36 -  26 -  3      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         TOTAL PARRY       64 -  52 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         WALL OF STEEL     43 -  37 -  3      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         AIMED BLOW        80 -  72 -  4      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         BASHING ATTACK    53 -  53 -  5      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         LUNGING ATTACK    78 -  84 - 12      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         SLASHING ATTACK   61 -  68 -  3      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         STRIKING ATTACK   90 - 116 - 12      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  25 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     24 -  43 -  2      36  |

Turn  14 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  2     AIMED BLOW         5 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  9         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  DIRT NAP 158               10   2  0   91 THE KILLING FIELD (28)
BASHING ATTACK   GEOPLASTIQUE 70            11   3  1   93 7TH SANCTUM (10)
LUNGING ATTACK   SMOKEHEAD 175              11   2  1   86 THIRSTY THUGS (31)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BRN VON SPEEDSTER 66       10   3  0   75 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
PARRY-STRIKE     XRISTIANA 96               10   4  0   71 HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
WALL OF STEEL    ELENORAL 287                5   3  1   65 HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
SLASHING ATTACK  $50 DROP SHADOW 215         6   5  1   61 PIXELBENDERS (36)
PARRY-LUNGE      MINNESOTA JONES 196         7   5  1   46 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
AIMED BLOW       SHADOWDANCER 132            8   5  0   42 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is XRISTIANA 96.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DEIMOS 334.  The ten other most popular fighters were GROCER CAT 136, DODGE & 
BURN 213, SUNSETS 224, SIR OSIS OF LIVER 373, GILGAMESH 217, FOOT GOLEM 69, THRESH 
376, SISTER GARLIC 41, LOTHAR 180, and DIRT NAP 158.

The least popular fighter this week was BRN VON SPEEDSTER 66.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STARGAZER 331, BALOO X 375, ADRASTEA 353, MERLOT RIDER 370, 
EMBER LEAF 374, OPACITY: 100% 314, IRON SIAKA 330, BAGHEERA 113, JANITOR JOE 286, and 
COURAGEOUS 272.