DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/04/2017 Duedate: 04/17/2017
SEAM ARENA
DM-20 TURN-47
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PROF. MONKEYPANTS
I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
(20-409) [14-10-1,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PROF. MONKEYPANTS FOGHORN LEGHORN
I'M NOT EGGBERT (9) CARTOON CHAOS (51)
(20-409) [14-10-1,105] (20-538) [3-0-0,27]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PUCKER & BLOAT STERO BANEWOOD
PIXELBENDERS (36) DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
(20-387) [16-15-3,88] (20-471) [11-5-1,98]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 41
2. I'M NOT EGGBERT (9) 34 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
3. AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49) 29 Unchartered Team
4. DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37) 25
5. LOSERS (20) 19 CARTOON CHAOS (51)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 136 94 6 59.1 1/ 6 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9) 10 4 0
2/ 3 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9) 115 89 11 56.4 2/ 2 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 9 2 0
3/ 2*CARTOON CHAOS (51) 8 7 1 53.3 3/ 4 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 9 6 1
4/ 4 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 120 107 10 52.9 4/ 5*DEVIL DINOSAURS (50) 8 7 1
5/ 5 DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37) 107 103 9 51.0 5/ 1 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 8 7 0
6/ 7 PIXELBENDERS (36) 103 106 7 49.3 6/ 7*CARTOON CHAOS (51) 6 4 1
7/ 8 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 100 108 1 48.1 7/ 3 LOST SENTINELS (19) 6 9 0
8/ 6*DEVIL DINOSAURS (50) 11 14 1 44.0 8/10 PIXELBENDERS (36) 6 9 0
9/11 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49) 20 26 2 43.5 9/ 8 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49) 5 5 0
10/ 9 LOST SENTINELS (19) 97 129 10 42.9 10/ 9 DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37) 5 9 0
11/10 DEADLINE (32) 38 54 3 41.3 11/11 LOSERS (20) 4 11 0
12/12 LOSERS (20) 82 143 15 36.4 12/12 DEADLINE (32) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Hello, my pretties! It is a beautiful day here at the Seam arena, and I want to
welcome one and all to the glorious gladiatorial games! I love weather such as this,
especially on game day. The sky is blue, the birds are singing, some unfortunate soul
is screaming because he just learned his manager is sending him to the Dark Arena
later this evening. Ah, music to my ears! Let me share with you what has happened
today!
Thor, our former Duelmaster, is off to the Isle of the Eye. He has fought his
last in Seam. Lord Protector Thor was challenged by Opacity: 100% of Pixelbenders for
the title. It was a long bout of 6 minutes, but LP Thor was victorious! Since
Opacity was unable to topple the Duelmaster, the throne was up for grabs to the most
highly recognized fighter. Our secondary title match became a contest between THAT
GUY and Merciless of Lost Sentinels. Well, THAT GUY came out on top. I will give
honor where honor is due, and announce Prof. Monkeypants as our newest Duelmaster, and
the newest Lord Protector from Seam! As such, we will have a new champion next turn.
The Losers were the most avoided team this cycle. They were avoided a total of 7
times, but that was only spread between two teams -- Thirsty Thugs and Darque Knights.
In the end, Thirsty Thugs avoided them the most. These golems are oh so helpful with
such information. The most challenged warrior this turn was Asmodesaurus of Devil
Dinosaurs. Quite a feat when you consider there were 12 challenges out of 25 fights
(excluding the Dark Arena). There were no new teams this round, but welcome back to
Cartoon Chaos!
This turn is quickly turning into vanilla ice cream with white sprinkles. There
isn't much standing out. There were no deaths outside of the Dark Arena. There were
a few massive up-challenges that need mentioning, so those can be red and blue
sprinkles on this cone of mediocrity! Stero Banewood of Darque Knights challenged up
44 points (yes, you read that correctly) to fight Bananas Gorilla of Huckle's Cats.
While the crowd laughed uncomfortably when the fight was announced, they were cheering
by the end as Stero beat Bananas Gorilla in a 4 minute match. The other noteworthy
challenge came from Ben Nevis, who looked up in the rankings 20 points to fight Rayner
of Deadline. No happy ending this time, but Ben gained a point of recognition in the
loss for such a gutsy challenge.
I'm Not Eggbert makes a big 5 spot leap to take over the top team spot, which is
the largest for the turn. Their 4-1-0 turn helped immensely with the gain. Thirsty
Thugs, the former top team, dropped down to 5th after a 1-4-0 showing. Lost Sentinels
also fell significantly with a 2-3-0 effort. These two teams tied for the biggest
team slip for the turn in the rankings. The rest of the top 5 remained relatively
unchanged. Huckle's Cats remains in 2nd place, while Darque Knights move up to 3rd
and Devil Dinosaurs to 4th.
That is it for me, my sweets! I must be off to enjoy this wonderful weather.
Debby Tonte is supposed to stop by and give me a few sunbathing tips and educate me on
proper summer mixology. I hope to see each of you next turn. Prof. Monkeypants never
misses a chance to pontificate, so I'm sure we'll have an address from him next turn
too. We will also have a new Duelmaster, but who will it be? Find out next turn!
-- Sidara Brightbell
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PROF. MONKEYPANTS 409 14 10 1 105 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ABLE BAKER CHARLIE 133 20 24 1 103 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
STERO BANEWOOD 471 11 5 1 98 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
OPACITY: 100% 314 24 14 0 92 PIXELBENDERS (36)
MINNESOTA JONES 196 18 23 2 92 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
HAHARI HEL 458 13 5 0 92 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MERCILESS 433 15 9 1 89 LOST SENTINELS (19)
PUCKER & BLOAT 387 16 15 3 88 PIXELBENDERS (36)
RAYNER 182 21 19 2 84 DEADLINE (32)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BANANAS GORILLA 366 20 13 0 84 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
CRAQUELURE 486 9 4 1 79 PIXELBENDERS (36)
ARDBEG 429 11 14 0 68 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNOZZLE 460 9 8 0 63 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
BEN NEVIS 508 7 3 1 62 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
KARMA 419 14 13 2 60 LOSERS (20)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEDAIG 435 15 8 0 53 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
MONA LISA 515 6 2 0 50 LOST SENTINELS (19)
EQUALIZER 487 5 8 0 48 PIXELBENDERS (36)
IRONCLAD 457 11 7 0 45 LOSERS (20)
C.P. GOLDDIGGER 516 5 2 0 45 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
AHSHONDALAI 498 6 5 1 40 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
RA-RA RAINWAR 490 9 4 0 37 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
HASTUR 481 6 6 0 37 DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
BARNABUS CROW 501 6 4 0 36 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAIG 488 9 5 0 33 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
H. GIGGLEBEANS 520 4 1 0 27 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
FOGHORN LEGHORN 538 3 0 0 27 CARTOON CHAOS (51)
BRONTOSAURUS REX 531 3 1 0 26 DEVIL DINOSAURS (50)
ZUSHI 514 4 4 0 25 LOST SENTINELS (19)
KHONDOHLAVISHAH 506 6 3 1 24 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
ASMODESAURUS 540 2 1 1 24 DEVIL DINOSAURS (50)
DHOTHO HALFGRAY 544 2 1 1 24 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JASON THE MASON 512 2 0 0 23 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
WICKED 551 2 0 0 19 LOST SENTINELS (19)
UTHER PENDRAGON 528 3 2 0 18 DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
IRIS 513 4 4 0 16 LOSERS (20)
AWEFULLOSAURUS 525 2 3 0 15 DEVIL DINOSAURS (50)
FRAHNDAHDAHDIAH 552 1 0 0 15 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
RHONDOHLAVISHAH 507 2 7 0 13 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
TERROR BLIZZARD 524 2 3 0 13 DEVIL DINOSAURS (50)
NYARLATHOTEP 527 1 4 0 13 DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
-FRIGG 529 3 1 0 12 DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
PEPE LE PEW 543 1 1 0 12 CARTOON CHAOS (51)
CHACHERE 556 1 0 0 12 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
KING TYRANT 523 2 3 0 9 DEVIL DINOSAURS (50)
CURIOUS GEORGE 535 2 1 1 8 CARTOON CHAOS (51)
EL KABONG 542 1 1 0 8 CARTOON CHAOS (51)
HENRY HANK 537 1 2 0 5 CARTOON CHAOS (51)
-FARMER ALFALFA 541 0 1 0 1 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
SCANDAL 554 0 1 0 1 LOSERS (20)
WILLOW 553 0 1 0 1 LOST SENTINELS (19)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
AHSHONDAI 497 4 4 0 AH TONGUES OF FIR 49 BEN NEVIS 508 44
LISYA BRIGHTSTAR 533 1 1 0 DARQUE KNIGHTS 22 KHONDOHLAVISHAH 506 44 REVENGED
NEWL JAWBLUR 532 1 4 0 DARQUE KNIGHTS 22 DARK CHAMPION 47 NONE
MAMMON MAMMOTH 526 0 2 0 DEVIL DINOSAURS 50 BAD PENNY 509 43 REVENGED
BREAKER 555 0 1 0 LOSERS 20 SHEWISH BOUNCER 47 NONE
BAD PENNY 509 3 6 3 LOST SENTINELS 19 ASMODESAURUS 540 46
LENS CORRECTION 448 8 11 0 PIXELBENDERS 36 WURM KIN 47 NONE
MACKMYRA 530 1 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 31 DHOTHO HALFGRAY 544 45 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Seam Sword Slayers -- Please welcome the newest addition to the Ah Tongues Of Fire
guild: Frahndahdahdiah, who makes her fighting debut on the Seam Arena Sands! I have
also submitted the proper papers for her brother, but I must first review his Seam
Arena Gladiatorial Commission confirmation paper, before releasing him to compete in
Seam Arena! Their addition will fulfill the non-tourney team requirement of the Seam
Arena Gladiatorial Commission for having an active stable here in Seam Arena: unless
one or more of you Seam Sword Slayers decides to Kill another member of my guild here
in Seam Arena! -- Hammer, mgr Ah Tongues Of Fire
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LENS CORRECTION was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NEWL JAWBLUR was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BREAKER was killed by SHEWISH BOUNCER in a exciting 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
OPACITY: 100% was viciously subdued by THOR in a 6 minute master's Challenge brawl.
HAHARI HEL subdued CRAQUELURE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition.
STERO BANEWOOD viciously subdued BANANAS GORILLA in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
ARDBEG was bested by PUCKER & BLOAT in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge competition.
BEN NEVIS was overcome by RAYNER in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
LEDAIG was viciously subdued by SNOZZLE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
IRONCLAD outlasted HAIG in a tiresome 12 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
BARNABUS CROW beat ASMODESAURUS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BRONTOSAURUS REX luckily beat NYARLATHOTEP in a 4 minute amateur's Challenge match.
TERROR BLIZZARD was savagely defeated by KHONDOHLAVISHAH in a 4 minute match.
H. GIGGLEBEANS savagely defeated IRIS in a 2 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
AWEFULLOSAURUS was overpowered by AHSHONDALAI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PROF. MONKEYPANTS viciously subdued MERCILESS in a 3 minute expert's Title duel.
ABLE BAKER CHARLIE viciously subdued MINNESOTA JONES in a 3 minute veteran's brawl.
KARMA savagely defeated HASTUR in a exciting 1 minute brutal bout.
EQUALIZER savagely defeated ZUSHI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody conflict.
RA-RA RAINWAR was beaten by MONA LISA in a action packed 1 minute fight.
C.P. GOLDDIGGER demolished HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
RHONDOHLAVISHAH lost to FOGHORN LEGHORN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fray.
UTHER PENDRAGON overpowered SCANDAL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CURIOUS GEORGE was defeated by FRAHNDAHDAHDIAH in a popular 5 minute novice's duel.
HENRY HANK lost to CHACHERE in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.
EL KABONG lost to WICKED in a action packed 1 minute beginner's bout.
PEPE LE PEW overpowered WILLOW in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
DHOTHO HALFGRAY vanquished KING TYRANT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 9 - 0 69 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 TOTAL PARRY 47 - 34 - 2 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 AIMED BLOW 30 - 23 - 1 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 10 - 2 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 51 - 43 - 2 54 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 13 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 16 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 40 - 2 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 30 - 5 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 19 - 0 27 |
Turn 47 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK PROF. MONKEYPANTS 409 14 10 1 105 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
BASHING ATTACK STERO BANEWOOD 471 11 5 1 98 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
TOTAL PARRY OPACITY: 100% 314 24 14 0 92 PIXELBENDERS (36)
LUNGING ATTACK HAHARI HEL 458 13 5 0 92 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 182 21 19 2 84 DEADLINE (32)
PARRY-STRIKE CRAQUELURE 486 9 4 1 79 PIXELBENDERS (36)
SLASHING ATTACK BEN NEVIS 508 7 3 1 62 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
AIMED BLOW MONA LISA 515 6 2 0 50 LOST SENTINELS (19)
PARRY-LUNGE RA-RA RAINWAR 490 9 4 0 37 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PUCKER & BLOAT 387. The most popular warrior this
turn was STERO BANEWOOD 471. The ten other most popular fighters were PROF.
MONKEYPANTS 409, NYARLATHOTEP 527, CURIOUS GEORGE 535, FOGHORN LEGHORN 538, BREAKER
555, SNOZZLE 460, EQUALIZER 487, BARNABUS CROW 501, ABLE BAKER CHARLIE 133, and KARMA
419.
The least popular fighter this week was HAIG 488. The other ten least popular
fighters were IRONCLAD 457, TERROR BLIZZARD 524, FRAHNDAHDAHDIAH 552, KING TYRANT
523, WILLOW 553, SCANDAL 554, ZUSHI 514, AWEFULLOSAURUS 525, IRIS 513, and
BRONTOSAURUS REX 531.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
PROF. MONKEYPANTS (20-409) I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
THOR (20-216) DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI
We have planned our summer FTF for July 14-16, 2017, in Kansas City, Missouri. It
will be held at the Hilton Kansas City Airport. Room rates are $95.00 per night, 1-2
occupancy, which includes free wireless internet and mini-fridges. There's a fitness
center, indoor/outdoor pool, and business center, as well as a resturant and Starbucks
inside the hotel. There is a complimentary 24-hour airport shuttle and free parking.
The rooms are blocked. To reserve, go here:
http://group.hilton.com/realitysimulations
(As always if you have issues making reservations, please let us know!)
Hotel site: http://tinyurl.com/July16FTF
Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June. We hope
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!
-- RSI