DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/04/2018    Duedate: 09/17/2018

SEAM ARENA

DM-20    TURN-84

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DWIMORBERG
PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
(20-576) [15-11-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CAPT. AMERICA                  POSITION IS EMPTY
MARVEL (54)                    
(20-589) [17-12-1,135]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ZUSHI                          FARMER ALFALFA
LOST SENTINELS (19)            HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
(20-514) [20-25-2,108]         (20-671) [6-4-0,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MARVEL (54)                 54
2. PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)       39      I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
3. I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)         30      Unchartered Team
4. THIRSTY THUGS (31)          26
5. LOST SENTINELS (19)         19       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)      191 142 18 57.4   1/ 1 PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)    10  5 0
 2/ 2 WEIRDING WAYS (53)        92  73  8 55.8   2/ 3 MARVEL (54)               9  6 1
 3/ 4 PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)    110  90  3 55.0   3/ 2 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       9  6 1
 4/ 3 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)      225 185 20 54.9   4/ 5 THIRSTY THUGS (31)        7  7 0
 5/ 6 MARVEL (54)               77  68  3 53.1   5/ 8 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        7  8 1
 6/ 5 THIRSTY THUGS (31)       218 193  7 53.0   6/ 6 DEADLINE (32)             6  3 0
 7/ 7 DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37) 187 174 10 51.8   7/ 4 DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37)  6  3 0
 8/ 8 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)       160 177  3 47.5   8/ 7 LOSERS (20)               6  9 2
 9/ 9 LOST SENTINELS (19)      176 232 16 43.1   9/11 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)       5  4 0
10/10 DEADLINE (32)             88 130  9 40.4  10/10 LOST SENTINELS (19)       5 10 2
11/11 LOSERS (20)              154 255 27 37.7  11/ 9 WEIRDING WAYS (53)        5 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good afternoon, my darlings!  It is wonderful to see you once again.  I've been 
sitting here watching the fights and thinking about what I'm going to report from 
today's activities.  We normally go through the usual routine of Duelmaster, avoids, 
deaths, and significant changes in the rankings.  This is all well and good, after 
all, this is a spy report, the point is to report the facts.  So, for this edition, 
I'm going to walk you through my pre-report routine.  My walk through the fighters' 
area onto the Commission offices for my paperwork, and finally into the stands to 
watch the action.

     As I strolled through the fighting area, I took a look at my notes for the 
upcoming matches.  Our Duelmaster was off to the Isle, so we would be getting a new 
champion.  I headed over to the prep areas to scout out the Challenger Champions.  The 
Commission had yet to release the fight docket, so I was only sizing up the 
competition, not truly knowing if one of these warriors was going to have the 
opportunity to fight Hastur for their own shot at glory.  Deval had been showing 
strong the past few months and sat in the best position to face Lord Protector Hastur.  
It was good to see Nutbolt Larry getting ready for the fights as well after missing 
last turn's matches.  He too had a chance, if he wanted to take it, to post a 
challenge.  As I looked over all the combatants, each one in the right circumstance 
could be our next Duelmaster.

     Most of the fighters are respectful.  I do get the occasional catcall from the 
Rookies, but what is to be expected from these youngsters?  You can never get 
accustomed to the odors you discover in the fighters' quarters.  There is the usual 
stench, but it is mingled with leather and weapon oil too.  It is not uncommon to 
smell a cheap incense burning.  I used to believe it was to mask the stench, but the 
more time I spent around the fighters I finally learned the truth:  They are a 
superstitious lot and the sport is filled with as many wives' tales as a country 
tavern.  The incense I smelled on this particular day was sold to a Rookie who was 
assured it would grant him a victory on the sands.  

     I heard the muffled blast of the first signal horn in the arena. This means the 
Commission was ready for the fights to commence.  I made my way out of the fighters' 
staging area and to the Commission booth.  The steward was nice enough to have all of 
my papers in order!  I scooped them up and then hurried to my regular seat so I could 
watch all the matches.  The early events are always the Initiates.  The more popular 
warriors and style masters are held until the end.  The Title match is always the 
marquee fight every cycle.  It happens last, though one that doesn't visit the arena 
and only looks at the NL would assume it happens first.  No!  You have to build up to 
that perfect crescendo in the fights where the crowd is nearly at the breaking point 
with their anticipation.  Then... BOOM!  You have the main event!

     Looking through my reports briefly, I pass them over to the two golems that 
always accompany me to the arena.  They search out the anomalies and patterns.  Sure, 
I could do this myself, but then I would miss the action on the sands.  They give me 
such information as who is avoiding who, how many warriors are challenging one 
another, which teams appear to be feuding.  They are quite adept, but they are magical 
constructs built for that purpose.  They are not much for conversation.  I may need to 
fix that at a later date!

     There were only 7 challenges this cycle.  It is a rather low number, especially 
when we consider one of those was a challenge against the Dark Arena.  Poor Owl!  Cpt. 
Clean did try and bloodfeud Bad Penny, but it was unsuccessful.  Vault of Thirsty 
Thugs challenged Nutbolt Larry, depriving him of fighting for the throne.  It wasn't a 
wise challenge on Vault's part.  He lost in a rather lopsided 1-minute fight.  The 
most avoided team for the turn was Darque Knights.  They were avoided mostly by I'm 
Not Eggbert.  There was not a most challenged warrior this time.  As I mentioned, the 
challengers were few with only 5 standard challenges being issued.

     Leading up to the main event, the fights were bloody!  I feel like a curse was 
lingering over the arena this day.  I don't say that for effect, but as a witch, you 
can just feel these things.  I could not pinpoint a source though I always throw a 
suspicious eye on those known to deal in such magics.  The first death saw yet another 
Polite Beggar die.  Mr. Grunkle is young and zealous from the previous matches I have 
seen; perhaps this was merely an accident.  Next, Carrion Call fell against Pollux 
Lynxear, the more brutish of the Lynxear brothers.  The fight was a 2-minute gore fest 
and not for the squeamish.  I highly doubt this was an accidental death.  A few bouts 
later, Asdiel Wyrmeye, a veteran in Seam, was killed in a match with Zushi.  And last, 
Capt. America fought Deval, who had just finished up a series of blood feuds with 
Weirding Ways.  Deval survived those challenges but fell to the good captain in a 2-
minute fray.

     When the calls came down from the Commission announcing the final matchup, it was 
Dwimorberg from Phantom Regiment who was given the opportunity to fight Lord Protector 
Hastur.  Dwimorberg challenged and went into the fight with a well-crafted plan he 
formulated with his manager Nomad.  All the hard work appears to have paid off as we 
crown Dwimorberg as our new Duelmaster!  Cheers echoed across the sands from the 
excited crowd.  There was also a parting shout for Hastur as he waved to the crowd of 
Seam one final time. 

     Okay, that is it from me, my sweets!  I will see you next turn if the gods will 
it!  I would like to see some more stories of interest about our warriors and guilds 
in Seam.  Perhaps a few managers can tell us more about their guilds' histories or 
even their guilds' goals in the arena.  I think those would be great topics, but let's 
not limit ourselves to those few.  See you in a few weeks!

                                          -- Sidara Brightbell

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DWIMORBERG 576               15  11  0   111       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAPT. AMERICA 589            17  12  1   135       MARVEL (54)
 NUTBOLT LARRY 612            11   6  1   125       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 ZUSHI 514                    20  25  2   108       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 FRIGG 529                    24  16  0   102       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 BAD PENNY 575                17  17  2    95       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 PIWI STEELMOON 619           15   8  1    92       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 THOR 620                     11  11  0    92       MARVEL (54)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRAVEBORN PALADIN 604        12   7  1    84       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 GYAVIIRA 602                 14  14  0    83       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 CPT. CLEAN 594               11   9  0    81       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 VAULT 638                    11   7  0    78       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 KAGEWA 601                   13  15  0    76       THIRSTY THUGS (31)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAINERIO 598                 12  17  1    66       DEADLINE (32)
 PARENTAL DECEIT 583          15  14  2    61       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 POLLUX LYNXEAR 672            7   2  2    59       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FARMER ALFALFA 671            6   4  0    54       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 DEARLY DEPARTED 659           6   3  0    54       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 MDJAI 596                    11  18  1    52       DEADLINE (32)
 CYANIDE 647                   8   7  1    45       LOSERS (20)
 DAGGER 691                    3   1  0    44       MARVEL (54)
 JASON THE MASON 512          10  13  0    43       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 CASTOR LYNXEAR 658            7   6  0    40       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 NGULEO DUSK 689               4   0  0    39       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 PESTILENCE 648                6   9  1    37       LOSERS (20)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TASKMASTER 644                9   7  1    35       MARVEL (54)
 WONKO THE SANE 663            9   2  0    34       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 BAGHERRA 639                  6  11  1    34       LOST SENTINELS (19)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE GREAT TRICKTINI 661       5   4  0    33       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 BURIAL RITES 643              5   5  0    31       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 MR. RACOON 670                7   3  0    29       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 YOG-SOTHOTH 681               2   5  0    24       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCYTHE 664                    5   7  1    23       LOSERS (20)
 VOID 640                      3  14  0    23       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 679           6   1  0    22       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 YELLOW SNOWMAN 687            3   2  1    22       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 MR. GRUNKLE 677               3   4  1    21       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 ELEKTRA 686                   3   3  0    21       MARVEL (54)
 DEAD GIRL 690                 1   3  1    15       LOSERS (20)
 LC 707                        1   0  0    13       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 JUNO 688                      2   3  1    11       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 CHEF LOBSTER 695              1   0  0    10       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 FRED 673                      0   9  0     9       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 ENIGMA 692                    1   2  1     6       LOSERS (20)
 DROP DEAD FRED 706            0   1  0     1       WEIRDING WAYS (53)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
POLITE BEGGAR           0  0 0                      MR. GRUNKLE 677        84  NONE
ASDIEL WYRMEYE 633     11  8 2 DARQUE KNIGHTS 22    ZUSHI 514              84   
DEVAL 599              16 13 3 DEADLINE 32          CAPT. AMERICA 589      84   
NYORLATHOTEP 682        0  3 0 DIETIES AND DEMIG 37 JUNO 688               80  NOT REVENGED
OWL 693                 0  1 0 I'M NOT EGGBERT 9    HIGH ELF               84  NONE
THUNDER CLAP 605       10  7 2 I'M NOT EGGBERT 9    BAD PENNY 575          82   
ASHER 669               2  5 0 LOSERS 20            BAGHERRA 639           81  REVENGED
WAR WITCH 680           2  1 0 LOSERS 20            YELLOW SNOWMAN 687     80  REVENGED
CARRION CALL 628        7  6 0 PHANTOM REGIMENT 25  POLLUX LYNXEAR 672     84   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sidara Brightbell -- Pumpkin spice?  So basic... -- Weirdo

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OWL was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
CPT. CLEAN was bested by BAD PENNY in a 3 minute Bloodfeud duel.
DWIMORBERG demolished HASTUR in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
VAULT was devastated by NUTBOLT LARRY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS outlasted DEAD GIRL in a 9 minute Challenge match.
BURIAL RITES devastated VOID in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
YELLOW SNOWMAN defeated JUNO in a 2 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
THOR was bested by FRIGG in a 2 minute veteran's competition.
PIWI STEELMOON was overcome by HAIG in a action packed 1 minute expert's melee.
CAPT. AMERICA dispatched DEVAL in a 1 minute expert's fight.
GYAVIIRA vanquished PARENTAL DECEIT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KAGEWA was beaten by GRAVEBORN PALADIN in a 2 minute melee.
ASDIEL WYRMEYE was executed by ZUSHI in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
RAINERIO devastated CASTOR LYNXEAR in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
MR. RACOON was subdued by DAGGER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
MDJAI beat PESTILENCE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
YOG-SOTHOTH was overpowered by CYANIDE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JASON THE MASON was unbelievably bested by NGULEO DUSK in a 3 minute duel.
FARMER ALFALFA viciously subdued WONKO THE SANE in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
CARRION CALL was narrowly killed by POLLUX LYNXEAR in a 2 minute brutal bout.
BAGHERRA was overpowered by DEARLY DEPARTED in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
THE GREAT TRICKTINI devastated FRED in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TASKMASTER won victory over SCYTHE in a 3 minute match.
MR. GRUNKLE executed POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fray.
ELEKTRA overcame ENIGMA in a 3 minute contest.
CHEF LOBSTER overpowered DROP DEAD FRED in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LC overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  16 -  1      64  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         WALL OF STEEL     29 -  19 -  2      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  14 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         AIMED BLOW        18 -  15 -  2      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-STRIKE      33 -  29 -  2      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         STRIKING ATTACK   45 -  49 -  2      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   9 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  41 -  4      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  42 -  5      39  |

Turn  84 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  4         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  DWIMORBERG 576             15  11  0  111 PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
TOTAL PARRY      CAPT. AMERICA 589          17  12  1  135 MARVEL (54)
WALL OF STEEL    FRIGG 529                  24  16  0  102 DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
LUNGING ATTACK   VAULT 638                  11   7  0   78 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
SLASHING ATTACK  PARENTAL DECEIT 583        15  14  2   61 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
BASHING ATTACK   POLLUX LYNXEAR 672          7   2  2   59 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
AIMED BLOW       DAGGER 691                  3   1  0   44 MARVEL (54)
PARRY-STRIKE     NGULEO DUSK 689             4   0  0   39 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TASKMASTER 644              9   7  1   35 MARVEL (54)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ZUSHI 514.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
FARMER ALFALFA 671.  The ten other most popular fighters were JASON THE MASON 512, 
DAGGER 691, PESTILENCE 648, BAD PENNY 575, DEAD GIRL 690, KAGEWA 601, RAINERIO 598, 
SCYTHE 664, DWIMORBERG 576, and THOR 620.

The least popular fighter this week was CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 679.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DROP DEAD FRED 706, FRED 673, BAGHERRA 639, MR. RACOON 670, 
CASTOR LYNXEAR 658, PARENTAL DECEIT 583, VOID 640, VAULT 638, LC 707, and MR. GRUNKLE 
677.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HASTUR (20-481) DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
HAIG (20-488) THIRSTY THUGS (31)