DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/22/2019    Duedate: 02/04/2019

SEAM ARENA

DM-20    TURN-94

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FARMER ALFALFA
HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
(20-671) [13-7-1,143]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FARMER ALFALFA                 DRUMBO
HUCKLE'S CATS (23)             OAKLEAF (59)
(20-671) [13-7-1,143]          (20-723) [3-4-0,35]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JASON THE MASON                FARMER ALFALFA
HUCKLE'S CATS (23)             HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
(20-512) [15-18-0,83]          (20-671) [13-7-1,143]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HUCKLE'S CATS (23)          42
2. PIXELBENDERS (36)           38      PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
3. PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)       33      Unchartered Team
4. LOSERS (20)                 31
5. I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)         29      80S FANTASY (60)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*80S FANTASY (60)           6   4  0 60.0   1/ 8 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)       9  5 0
 2/ 2 PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)    144 105  5 57.8   2/ 4 PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)     9  5 0
 3/ 4 I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)      208 158 18 56.8   3/ 6 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        9  6 1
 4- 3 WEIRDING WAYS (53)       119  91  9 56.7   4/ 7 PIXELBENDERS (36)         9  6 0
 5/ 5 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)      250 210 20 54.3   5/10 DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37)  7  6 0
 6/ 6 THIRSTY THUGS (31)       242 217  7 52.7   6- 1 WEIRDING WAYS (53)        6  4 1
 7/ 7 PIXELBENDERS (36)        186 177  9 51.2   7/12*80S FANTASY (60)          6  4 0
 8/ 8 DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37) 203 198 11 50.6   8/ 5 LOST SENTINELS (19)       6  9 0
 9/10 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)       182 205  5 47.0   9/11 LOSERS (20)               6  9 0
10/11 LOST SENTINELS (19)      197 261 20 43.0  10/ 3*OAKLEAF (59)              6  9 0
11/ 9*OAKLEAF (59)              15  20  0 42.9  11/ 2 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       5 10 0
12/12 LOSERS (20)              177 282 32 38.6  12/ 9 THIRSTY THUGS (31)        5 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hello, my darlings!  Achoo!  Pardon me, I am a bit under the weather this week.  
While I can guard against the magical abuses of others and even the assaults on good 
hygiene from brutes such as Huard over in Shadowspire, I have found no reliable 
defense against the common cold!  So, my avoidance of people this week had nothing to 
do with, how did the one manager put it, "noble snobbery."  I merely thought it better 
to avoid contact and spreading my illness.  You're welcome!  Now, let's talk about the 
turn.  

     It is exciting when we have a Duelmaster that does not get invited to the Isle 
immediately.  I mean, it is exciting when they get invited too, but I like to see the 
Duelmaster plan, challenge, and defend for the next turn with it all on the line!  
With an invite and immortality, it is exciting, just less so that the alternative. 
Farmer Alfalfa has been Duelmaster since turn 92.  He defended his seat successfully 
the last turn against a Challenger Champion challenge.  This turn, our top warrior 
faced off against Castor Lynxear.  It was a long match at 11 minutes, but all those 
long days in the fields must have paid off as Farmer Alfalfa remains our Duelmaster.  
He has now successfully defended his title against both Lynxear brothers!  The good 
farmer is managed by Huckle Cat.

     The most avoided team is the absent Weirding Ways.  They were mostly avoided by 
I'm Not Eggbert.  It is always wonderful news to me when the Duelmaster is the most 
challenged warrior.  Yes, our dear title-holder received more challenges than any 
other warrior in the arena.  Granted, it was only 3 challenges, but it is progress!  
Since I have already covered that match, I'll use this space to pass out 
congratulations to our newest graduates.  Stalwart arena veterans, Bad Penny and 
Vault, were given papers at the conclusion of the fights today.  They were invited to 
the Isle of the Eye!  Yes, it is exciting news to be sure!  May they go forth to 
immortality and represent Seam well!

     I'm not Eggbert and Phantom Regiment tied for the top team. Darque Knights were 
in a good position to seize the top spot, but 0-5-0-2 just is not going to cut it in 
this arena.  As expected, they took a tumble out of 2nd place and fell to 11th, which 
is next to last.  Actually, they were only saved from the bottom of the barrel because 
alphabetically they come before Thirsty Thugs.  Huckle's Cats moved up 3 spots to take 
over 3rd.  Pixelbenders also had a nice gain at a 4-1-0 turn and took over 4th.  
Deities and Demigods round out the top 5.  I'm Not Eggbert had the largest gain, 
moving from 8th to number 1.

     Two Dark Arena deaths did not offer much entertainment to the masses.  The most 
shocking, maybe because it was the only regular death, took place when Scythe faced 
off with Mr. Raccoon.  Scythe leaves this mortal coil at 10-12-3.  Those 3 kills may 
support the old adage, "Live by the sword; die by the sword."  We will have to wait 
and see if Losers retaliate for the loss of their arena veteran. Weirding Ways was 
missing this turn, but everyone else active.  We had a total of 30 fights, 3 deaths, 
and 2 graduations!  I would say it was a successful turn overall.

     Oh my!  Time for me to go, my sweets!  I have to make a concoction that is going 
to cause this dreadful headache to go away! I'm sure I have the ingredients around 
here somewhere.  Until next time, my dears!  Come back and see who will be Duelmaster, 
who have the best record, and who will have survived this most horrible nose-dripping!

                                          -- Sidara Brightbell

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FARMER ALFALFA 671           13   7  1   143       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RASTERIZE 565                19  12  0   113       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 BAD PENNY 575                21  23  2   104       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 VAULT 638                    17  11  0   102       THIRSTY THUGS (31)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CASTOR LYNXEAR 658           15   8  0    96       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 PESTILENCE 648               12  13  1    92       LOSERS (20)
 GYAVIIRA 602                 21  17  0    91       THIRSTY THUGS (31)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POLLUX LYNXEAR 672           11   8  2    90       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 DEARLY DEPARTED 659          14   5  1    89       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 CYANIDE 647                  13  12  2    88       LOSERS (20)
 JASON THE MASON 512          15  18  0    83       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
-PARENTAL DECEIT 583          21  17  2    82       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 MR. RACOON 670               13   7  1    77       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 KAGEWA 601                   17  21  0    76       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 CPT. CLEAN 594               13  14  0    67       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEXTURIZER 665                8   3  0    66       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 INVERT 642                    8   8  1    64       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 CHANNEL MIXER 646             8   7  0    63       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 THE GREAT TRICKTINI 661       9   7  0    61       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
-WONKO THE SANE 663           14   6  0    58       WEIRDING WAYS (53)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BURIAL RITES 643             10  10  0    48       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 YINGLING DISCO 711            3   3  0    48       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 BAGHERRA 639                  9  18  2    47       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 ALITA BLOODLEAF 714           6   3  0    47       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 HEIMDALL 719                  6   2  0    44       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
-CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 679          12   4  0    40       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 GREY MOUSER 729               3   2  1    40       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 DEAD GIRL 690                 6   8  2    38       LOSERS (20)
 LC 707                        6   5  0    38       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
-YELLOW SNOWMAN 687            9   5  2    36       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 MR. GRUNKLE 677               5  12  1    36       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 DRUMBO 723                    3   4  0    35       OAKLEAF (59)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCARRED 725                   5   2  0    33       OAKLEAF (59)
 JUNO 688                      6   9  2    29       LOST SENTINELS (19)
-RICK ROLLER 731               3   0  0    27       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 MAUSOLEUM 710                 6   4  1    24       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YOG-SOTHOTH 681               3  14  0    23       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 SAWDUST 717                   2   6  0    23       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 THE MOUSE 749                 2   0  0    23       80S FANTASY (60)
 CHEF LOBSTER 695              5   3  0    21       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 RAMIREZ 748                   1   1  0    21       80S FANTASY (60)
 SLEEPLESS 752                 1   0  0    20       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 BERTHA 744                    1   1  0    17       OAKLEAF (59)
 ODIN 718                      4   4  0    16       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 THEORY 735                    3   1  0    15       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 ZEPHYR 713                    2   7  1    14       LOSERS (20)
 WELVET 721                    2   5  0    14       OAKLEAF (59)
 POINTILLIZE 743               1   2  0    14       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 ZULA 750                      2   0  0    13       80S FANTASY (60)
 MUCK 736                      2   2  1     9       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 BIGFOOT 740                   1   2  0     5       OAKLEAF (59)
 KURGAN 751                    1   1  0     4       80S FANTASY (60)
 MEG MUCKLEBONES 747           0   2  0     2       80S FANTASY (60)
 HARUSHU 753                   0   1  0     1       THIRSTY THUGS (31)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEAD 1 754              0  1 0 DARQUE KNIGHTS 22    SWINE GOLEM            94  NONE
DEAD 2 755              0  1 0 DARQUE KNIGHTS 22    ARENAMASTER VYAN       94  NONE
MDJAI 596              12 23 1 DEADLINE 32          DEARLY DEPARTED 659    90  NOT REVENGED
SCYTHE 664             10 12 3 LOSERS 20            MR. RACOON 670         94   
SIR WILLIAM 722         3  2 0 OAKLEAF 59           YELLOW SNOWMAN 687     92  REVENGED
WICKED 727              0  2 0 OAKLEAF 59           DEAD GIRL 690          90  REVENGED
MR. DELICIOUS 728       0  1 0 THIRSTY THUGS 31     GREY MOUSER 729        90  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Pointillize -- A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. -- Rick Roller

Sidara Brightbell, Ganolus, and the rest of Seam -- If I may interject...  The old 
guard of Aradi at least had a sense of humor.  I miss the quality and quantity of the 
team spotlights written there. Let's reminisce a bit, shall we?  Who remembers Nuln's 
annual spotlight in which he would kill most of the managers in Aradi which sparked 
lots of revenge spotlights that were all in good fun?  Do you remember Silk and the 
Aradi-ca writing contest full hot and steamy spotlights that should've never been 
published in the newsletter, but when you have a staff that devours romance novels, 
the spotlights must've seemed tame at the time?  And let's not forget Aradi's sibling 
arena Khalhums.  Those managers did NOT have a sense of humor.  I still have some of 
those sternly written diplomatic notes from Khalhum's managers warning me that I have 
just pissed off some of the best managers in the game.  So, here we are some twenty-
plus years later, and not much has changed. :) -- Weirdo
P.S.  Except that no one writes personal ads, columns, spotlights, or diplos anymore.
P.P.S.  You guys realize you're supposed to interact, right?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEAD 2 was butchered by ARENAMASTER VYANDYL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DEAD 1 was slaughtered by SWINE GOLEM in a dull 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
CASTOR LYNXEAR was savagely defeated by FARMER ALFALFA in a 11 minute Challenge fight.
CPT. CLEAN was devastated by PESTILENCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
POLLUX LYNXEAR was savagely defeated by RASTERIZE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
LC was overpowered by THE GREAT TRICKTINI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
TEXTURIZER devastated ALITA BLOODLEAF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
DRUMBO lost to BURIAL RITES in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
WELVET was vanquished by MR. GRUNKLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CHEF LOBSTER won victory over ZEPHYR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BERTHA luckily beat YOG-SOTHOTH in a 3 minute Challenge match.
BIGFOOT was demolished by POINTILLIZE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
JASON THE MASON was devastated by BAD PENNY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GYAVIIRA was overpowered by DWIMORBERG in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
VAULT viciously subdued ROWDY DWARF in a action packed 2 minute master's bout.
DEARLY DEPARTED beat KAGEWA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
CYANIDE devastated CHANNEL MIXER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
MR. RACOON killed SCYTHE in a popular 5 minute match.
INVERT handily defeated MORDANT GOON in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SCARRED was outlasted by HEIMDALL in a crowd boring 12 minute fight.
BAGHERRA was demolished by YINGLING DISCO in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DEAD GIRL viciously subdued MAUSOLEUM in a 2 minute bloody fray.
JUNO was overpowered by GREY MOUSER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SAWDUST overpowered KURGAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ODIN was defeated by INCOMPETENT PUNK in a 1 minute duel.
MUCK was overpowered by SLEEPLESS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MEG MUCKLEBONES lost to THEORY in a action packed 1 minute beginner's bout.
RAMIREZ overpowered INCOMPETENT PUNK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
THE MOUSE handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ZULA defeated HARUSHU in a 5 minute gruesome beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -   3 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       36 -  17 -  0      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   31 -  27 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         STRIKING ATTACK   38 -  36 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        20 -  19 -  1      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-STRIKE      33 -  34 -  4      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  21 -  1      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    50 -  65 -  4      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  38 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  12 -  1      33  |

Turn  94 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  3                                       2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  5                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  FARMER ALFALFA 671         13   7  1  143 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
BASHING ATTACK   RASTERIZE 565              19  12  0  113 PIXELBENDERS (36)
LUNGING ATTACK   VAULT 638                  17  11  0  102 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
TOTAL PARRY      CASTOR LYNXEAR 658         15   8  0   96 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
SLASHING ATTACK  GYAVIIRA 602               21  17  0   91 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
WALL OF STEEL    CYANIDE 647                13  12  2   88 LOSERS (20)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR. RACOON 670             13   7  1   77 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
AIMED BLOW       ALITA BLOODLEAF 714         6   3  0   47 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HEIMDALL 719                6   2  0   44 DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JASON THE MASON 512.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FARMER ALFALFA 671.  The ten other most popular fighters were YOG-SOTHOTH 
681, VAULT 638, SCYTHE 664, DEAD GIRL 690, RASTERIZE 565, TEXTURIZER 665, MR. GRUNKLE 
677, DEARLY DEPARTED 659, POINTILLIZE 743, and JASON THE MASON 512.

The least popular fighter this week was SCARRED 725.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HEIMDALL 719, DEAD 1 754, CASTOR LYNXEAR 658, MUCK 736, KURGAN 751, 
JUNO 688, BAGHERRA 639, ZEPHYR 713, WELVET 721, and LC 707.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BAD PENNY (20-575) LOST SENTINELS (19)
VAULT (20-638) THIRSTY THUGS (31)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

DWIMORBERG (20-576) PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from 
regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                           ODOBAN (47-7715) ERRATA!  (760) 
                         WREN (82-18987) TWISTED OAK  (2929) 
                       *RJ (82-41763) THIRSTY THUGS 603  (6973) 
                  DREW BURY MORE (82-55150) STREET WALKERS 8  (9312) 
                   KISS MY... (84-26804) BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK  (4752) 
                      BIG IN JAPAN (84-29457) KAOS 11-21  (4614) 
                       HARV (84-29648) TUM'S ALL STARS  (5238) 
                    MARSHALL (84-35564) THIRSTY THUGS 1327  (6222) 
                   JIMMY JON (84-35711) THIRSTY THUGS 0512  (6251) 
                   BINGO BASHER (84-36834) NAMED BY MARK V  (6439) 
                   NAKED RAYGUN (84-54748) CHICAGO BOUND 16  (9453) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                        BLOODGAMES at the WINTER FACE-TO-FACE

Congratulations to the winners of the Winter 2019 Bloodgames!

We held two Bloodgames arenas at the Winter Face to Face:  

  FTF-Style (DM 96):      for Face-to-Face attendees, with turn-by-turn strategies
  Mail-in-Style (DM 97):  for all managers, with one strategy for all ten rounds

Each manager's Bloodgames team had ten warriors, one of each style, all attributes 
according to the manager's desire (84 points total).  After ten rounds of brutal 
battles, the Bloodgames Champions are the living warriors with the greatest number 
of kills (only one of each style in each arena).  These champions have been granted 
immortality and advanced to ADM!  The winners were:

          DM 96
          Slasher:        GEORGE WAHLEN of MEDAL OF HONOR 29 96-6436, 8-2-5 
          Parry-Lunge:    IMA PLUNGER of WIRA TEAM 96-6399, 8-2-5
          Striker:        HOMINY of CORN DOGS 96-6775, 8-2-4

          DM 97
          Wall-of-Steel:  GET MARRIED of GAMBLING 2 97-7204, 8-2-5
          Striker:    	   HIAWATHA of KHOR'S INDIGENOUS 97-7160 10-0-4
          Aimed Blow:     TRIUMPH of CANADIAN CLASSICS 97-7395  6-4-4

Congratulations to the winners! -- RSI