DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/30/2022 Duedate: 09/12/2022
SEAM ARENA
DM-20 TURN-188
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THE HANDYMAN
ROBO VILLAGE (68)
(20-942) [19-23-1,124]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
THE HANDYMAN FRIENDZONE
ROBO VILLAGE (68) CONSTANT SORROW (81)
(20-942) [19-23-1,124] (20-1174) [5-1-2,35]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CUT & PASTE CUT & PASTE
PIXELBENDERS (36) PIXELBENDERS (36)
(20-1036) [16-17-0,95] (20-1036) [16-17-0,95]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
(-1)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. STRANGER DANGERS (82) 48
2. UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 39 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
3. CONSTANT SORROW (81) 38 Unchartered Team
4. METAL BLADE (69) 33
5. ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77) 32 200 PROOF (87)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*200 PROOF (87) 15 10 0 60.0 1/ 4 PIXELBENDERS (36) 11 4 0
2/ 2 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 71 52 3 57.7 2/12 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77) 11 4 0
3/ 5 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17) 178 143 9 55.5 3/15*CONSTANT SORROW (81) 10 5 1
4/ 7 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77) 44 36 1 55.0 4/ 3 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17) 9 6 0
5/ 4 PHARMANOMICON (76) 57 49 4 53.8 5/ 1*200 PROOF (87) 9 6 0
6/ 6 PIXELBENDERS (36) 439 387 14 53.1 6/ 9 LOST SENTINELS (19) 8 4 0
7/ 9 WEIRDING WAYS (53) 195 178 18 52.3 7/ 6 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 8 7 0
8/ 8 ROBO VILLAGE (68) 109 100 2 52.2 8/ 7 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49) 8 7 0
9/10 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 477 447 29 51.6 9/11 METAL BLADE (69) 8 7 0
10/ 3*ENDLESS HUNGER (80) 16 15 1 51.6 10/24 WEIRDING WAYS (53) 7 3 1
11/11 METAL BLADE (69) 100 98 2 50.5 11/ 2*ENDLESS HUNGER (80) 7 6 0
12/12 HERO'S INC (67) 121 119 3 50.4 12/ 8*PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 7 8 1
13/14 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 436 449 14 49.3 13/17 ROBO VILLAGE (68) 7 8 0
14/13*PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 12 13 1 48.0 14/20*HOLD MY BEER (79) 6 8 1
15/16 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 395 460 19 46.2 15/19 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 6 8 0
16/17 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49) 35 41 2 46.1 16/10 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 6 9 2
17/15*CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 11 13 0 45.8 17/23*STRANGER DANGERS (82) 6 9 1
18/20*STRANGER DANGERS (82) 11 14 1 44.0 18/ 5 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 6 9 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/23*CONSTANT SORROW (81) 13 17 2 43.3 19/22 PHARMANOMICON (76) 5 10 0
20/19*HOLD MY BEER (79) 10 14 1 41.7 20/16 HERO'S INC (67) 5 10 0
21/22 LOST SENTINELS (19) 361 543 39 39.9 21/14*CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 5 10 0
22/21*CEREAL KILLERS (83) 9 16 0 36.0 22-18*TALK NERDY 2 ME (85) 4 6 0
23/18*LOCAL GIRLS (88) 6 13 0 31.6 23/13*LOCAL GIRLS (88) 4 10 0
24-24*TALK NERDY 2 ME (85) 6 13 0 31.6 24/21*CEREAL KILLERS (83) 4 11 0
25/25*AKAKIA (86) 4 16 0 20.0 25/25*AKAKIA (86) 3 12 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
99 BEERS III!!! (+100) CONTEST STANDINGS -- TURN 4/187
POS TEAM BOTTLES mgr
1 CEREAL KILLERS 15 Palinc
2 200 PROOF 4 Biff
3 WAY OF ALL FLESH 4 Manray
4 PIXELBENDERS 4 Lorenzo
5 ALFREDOVISION(TM) 4 alfredo
6 METAL BLADE 4 Producer
7 HERO'S INC 4 Eli
8 PANDEMIC BOREDOM 4 Pappy
9 AH TONGUES OF FIRE 4 Hammer
10 HOLD MY BEER 4 Mr G
11 CONSTANT SORROW 4 Mannequin
12 TALK NERDY TO ME 4 Dante
13 ENDLESS HUNGER 3 Khagn
14 PHARMANOMICON 3 Neuroticus
15 ROBO VILLAGE 3 Landlord
16 CALL YOUR SHOT 3 Riff Raff
17 DARQUE KNIGHTS 2 Darque
18 LOCAL GIRLS 2 Professor
19 STRANGER DANGERS 2 Ebenezer
20 AKAKIA 2 Coach
21 UNLIKELY HEROES 1 DD
22 WEIRDING WAYS 1 Weirdo
23 THIRSTY THUGS 0 DMobster
24 HUCKLE'S CATS 0 Huckle
25 LOST SENTINELS -3 lost
Okay just kiddin'... CEREAL KILLERS only has 4 bottles, haha.
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Ah, careful what you wish for there, Helstar.
Hey kids, Vetex here. Thought I'd drop some numbers on you guys. I'm a wee lass, but
I'm thicc! Got me some smarts too. 17-12-3-21-11-9-11, chew on them apples. I really
wish we could do a Queen of the Mountain approach to the DM throne. How about I go to
ADM but only after someone kicks me off?
I'll keep this short & sweet -- see y'all in ADM. Smootch to the nooch.
~ Vertex ~
SPY REPORT
Welcome to the most beautiful arena in Seam! Do not bother to remind me that it is
the only arena in Seam. I do not need your negativity today. I want to bid welcome
to all the managers and gladiators that made it out for today's games. It was a busy
turn today with 62 total fights. There were a few Dark Arena bouts as well as a
departing Lord Protector. We crowned a new Duelmaster as well! As I said, it was a
busy day. Let's take a look at all of that action, shall we?
Let's start with Lord Protector Vertex. This was his final turn in the arena, so the
fans got to give him a nice send-off. Vertex was also our reigning Duelmaster when he
received his invitation to the Isle of the Eye. You know how this works, either
Vertex loses the throne to our new Duelmaster, or Vertex wins and we pick a Duelmaster
by recognition points. Vertex won! Sister Garlic made a match of it at 2-minutes,
but it was to no avail. Now, we move to recognition points. At the end of the day,
the Commission awarded the Duelmaster's throne to The Handyman. Congrats to Lord
Protector Vertex for leaving with a win, and congratulations to The Handyman for
securing the throne.
Call Your Shot is our most avoided team. They were mostly avoided by 200 Proof. You
would think those teams would want to get together at some point. Welfare Mom was our
most challenged warrior and probably in more ways than one. Hooded Lemming got his
challenge through to Welfare Mom, and it was not pretty for her. Wow, even mothers
cannot get any respect in this arena. Hooded Lemming won in a 5-minute fight that
felt like it would never end. Speaking of respect, I'm not even going to mention the
multitude of down challenges this cycle. I guess it will only get worse as the
official start of the contest approaches on turn 199.
No new graduates today, but there were a few that we know will NEVER graduate. Seven
warriors were sent to the Dark Arena. At this point in my spy reporting career, I
don't even bother learning a warrior's name until their 10th arena fight. They may
still be sent to the Dark Arena, but it is less likely. There were two "regular"
deaths, as some call them, that occurred during the daylight hours. Girl Scout and
Great Resignation decided that living was just too much to bear and have passed on.
Well, maybe their opponents decided living was too much for them to bear. Either way,
they won't be graduating from Seam.
I think that sums up all the relevant news. I must be going, my darlings. The
weather is a sweltering, oppressive heat, so I believe I am going to retire and have a
little drink. Debby Tonte keeps telling me how refreshing these umbrella drinks are,
so maybe I will try one this afternoon. I hope to see you next time, and maybe our
missing teams will return to us as well. We can't wait to see if The Handyman can
hold onto the throne and if more new teams will join us. See you then, my sweets!
-- Sidara Brightbell
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE HANDYMAN 942 19 23 1 124 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LORELEI 1044 23 8 0 108 LOST SENTINELS (19)
SUPER CHICKEN 39 17 8 1 105 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
COMMAND X 1060 18 10 0 103 PIXELBENDERS (36)
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 679 25 23 1 99 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
PASCAL LYNXEAR 1019 26 11 0 98 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
MECHADEPLORABLE 1080 17 6 0 97 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
MR. ROOT 994 18 21 2 95 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
CUT & PASTE 1036 16 17 0 95 PIXELBENDERS (36)
BENNAKYL 1109 14 8 1 95 PHARMANOMICON (76)
SISTER GARLIC 41 16 9 0 93 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE SILENT OWL 42 15 10 1 90 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
HELSTAR 976 19 21 0 89 METAL BLADE (69)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OMEN 1102 11 8 0 89 METAL BLADE (69)
OKSTUPID 950 24 13 0 85 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
THE REDNECK 1129 8 4 0 83 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
TALA ONE-HAND 1097 14 6 0 81 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
ANVIL 1113 9 8 0 79 METAL BLADE (69)
DOCTOR LION 1127 7 8 1 78 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
I DON'T MOW 941 16 26 0 74 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
TRAPS 983 15 26 1 72 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
GENERAL LIABILITY 38 13 12 0 72 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
FURIOUS INHALER 1108 12 9 1 67 PHARMANOMICON (76)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOAT WITH NO NAME 1148 9 3 0 66 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
CROAKER 1086 10 11 0 64 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
EARTHQUAKE SEASON 887 15 14 0 59 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
GUMBO 1075 9 15 1 57 LOST SENTINELS (19)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PANDA 1132 7 7 0 56 HERO'S INC (67)
FRAHNDAHDAHDIAH 552 6 1 0 52 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
FREXX 1122 8 8 2 50 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
BOZO THE CLOWN 1131 11 3 0 49 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
DY-QUIL 1107 12 10 1 48 PHARMANOMICON (76)
SUICIDE MISSION 1051 9 7 0 42 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
AHSHONDALAI 498 9 8 1 41 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
AMBERLITH 1229 4 0 0 41 PIXELBENDERS (36)
BULLY BOBCAT 1078 8 15 0 40 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
HOP ONTHEBUS GUS 1154 6 5 0 40 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
MR. READ-A-LOT 1077 8 15 0 39 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
COCAINE SMILE 1180 5 2 0 38 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
NAKED AND AFRAID 1160 7 2 0 35 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
FRIENDZONE 1174 5 1 2 35 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
KHONDOHLAVISHAH 506 9 6 1 34 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
ETERNAL BLOSSOM 1158 5 5 0 34 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEORN 1152 6 5 1 33 HERO'S INC (67)
PAYTRIOT GAME 1162 4 4 1 33 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
PATRON SILVER 1197 4 1 0 33 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
-DREDLOCK 1172 3 2 0 33 ENDLESS HUNGER (80)
SKUNK APE 1190 4 1 0 32 STRANGER DANGERS (82)
PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC 1170 3 4 0 32 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
AMOXIKILLIN 1105 8 7 0 31 PHARMANOMICON (76)
SHAKIN' FOR BACON 1050 7 9 1 31 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
CHUGS 1219 4 1 0 30 200 PROOF (87)
KYLIE JENNER LIP 1146 3 2 1 30 HOLD MY BEER (79)
POOR JUDGEMENT 1213 3 2 0 30 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
-DESTINY 1231 3 0 0 30 ENDLESS HUNGER (80)
HODAG 1188 3 2 0 29 STRANGER DANGERS (82)
TEENAGE DAUGHTER 1238 3 0 0 25 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
TUMBLE BELLY 1183 3 3 0 24 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRAHNDAHDAHDIAH 557 3 3 0 23 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
MAYOR FOX 1179 2 5 0 23 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
LIZ DANFORTH 1222 2 2 0 23 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
CANNON MOLE 1139 3 1 2 22 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
DO IT TOMORROW 1133 5 0 1 21 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
CRACKLE J. ARIUS 1193 3 2 0 21 CEREAL KILLERS (83)
HOODED LEMMING 1249 2 0 0 21 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
SNAP 'FOXY' KNOX 1192 2 3 0 20 CEREAL KILLERS (83)
REPLACEMENT THEORY 1164 4 4 0 19 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
DAKIA WILDROSE 1159 4 6 0 18 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARK INEBRIATOR 1216 4 1 0 18 200 PROOF (87)
MOTHMAN 1189 3 2 1 18 STRANGER DANGERS (82)
-LONELY OTAKU 1202 1 3 0 18 TALK NERDY 2 ME (85)
WHAT MONTH IS IT 1135 1 4 0 17 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
TEEPEETOTALER 1218 4 1 0 16 200 PROOF (87)
BURN OUT 1157 3 7 0 16 LOST SENTINELS (19)
DEFIANT 1182 2 4 0 16 ENDLESS HUNGER (80)
-HANDY ROLEPLAYER 1205 2 1 0 16 TALK NERDY 2 ME (85)
HOEB 1184 4 2 1 15 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
HARMACIST 1126 3 6 0 15 PHARMANOMICON (76)
DRAGONWIND 1168 3 3 0 15 ENDLESS HUNGER (80)
WELFARE MOM 1161 3 6 0 15 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
MIDAS 1226 1 3 0 15 HERO'S INC (67)
GI JANE 1171 3 4 0 14 HERO'S INC (67)
MOTHER-IN-LAW 1239 2 1 0 14 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
THE LAST BEER 1244 1 1 0 14 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
FLAMING DR PEPPER 1200 3 2 0 13 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
POP C. ANTHONY 1194 2 3 0 13 CEREAL KILLERS (83)
HELLVETICA 1236 2 1 0 13 PIXELBENDERS (36)
MANDWAR 1259 1 0 0 13 METAL BLADE (69)
SCROLLING REDDIT 1136 3 2 0 11 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
PLANK 1145 3 2 0 11 HOLD MY BEER (79)
WHAT'S STREAMING 1137 3 2 0 11 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
CHARTREUSE 1199 2 3 0 11 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
SHONDAILADONDAI 856 1 4 0 11 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
BOTTLE FLIP 1142 1 4 0 11 HOLD MY BEER (79)
SLICK 1208 1 3 0 11 AKAKIA (86)
VERUS CAIN 1255 1 0 0 11 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
PUB CRAWLER 1220 2 3 0 9 200 PROOF (87)
-BUSTY COSPLAYER 1203 2 2 0 9 TALK NERDY 2 ME (85)
CAP'N C. MANSON 1195 2 3 0 9 CEREAL KILLERS (83)
TIDE POD 1143 2 3 0 9 HOLD MY BEER (79)
BARBARA EDEN 1224 2 2 0 8 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
BIFF 1212 2 2 0 8 AKAKIA (86)
POSTMAN 1201 1 4 0 7 HERO'S INC (67)
WASTED 1217 1 4 0 7 200 PROOF (87)
-UPTIGHT BOOKWORM 1204 1 3 0 6 TALK NERDY 2 ME (85)
BRITTNEY GRINER 1225 1 3 0 6 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
ROSE MOFFORD 1223 1 3 0 6 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
STEVEN 1209 1 3 0 6 AKAKIA (86)
EPICUREAN 1246 1 1 0 5 METAL BLADE (69)
ALBERT 1210 0 4 0 4 AKAKIA (86)
WILLIAM BUCKWELL 1211 0 4 0 4 AKAKIA (86)
-LOADED LARPER 1248 0 1 0 1 TALK NERDY 2 ME (85)
PARNO 1258 0 1 0 1 LOST SENTINELS (19)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GIRL SCOUT 1198 1 4 0 CALL YOUR SHOT 84 DO IT TOMORROW 1133 188
PB&J 1235 1 2 0 CALL YOUR SHOT 84 SWINE GOLEM 188 NONE
TONY THE RIPPER 1191 0 5 0 CEREAL KILLERS 83 BLACK ORC 188 NONE
HUMBLEBRAGGER 1214 0 1 0 CONSTANT SORROW 81 PAYTRIOT GAME 1162 184 REVENGED
MOPER 8 1260 0 1 0 CONSTANT SORROW 81 DARK CHAMPION 188 NONE
COR SEVENBLADES 1032 12 17 1 DARQUE KNIGHTS 22 THE SILENT OWL 42 184 NOT REVENGED
DARKHEART 1165 1 1 1 ENDLESS HUNGER 80 FRIENDZONE 1174 184 REVENGED
DOOMBLADE 1169 4 1 0 ENDLESS HUNGER 80 FRIENDZONE 1174 187
LEECH 82 1254 0 1 0 ENDLESS HUNGER 80 WURM KIN 188 NONE
WERESLOTH 125 0 5 0 LIGHT OF THE MOON 21 DEORN 1152 184 NOT REVENGED
WNBA WASHOUT 1252 0 1 0 LOCAL GIRLS 88 SWINE GOLEM 188 NONE
YUTO 1016 13 23 4 LOST SENTINELS 19 MR. ROOT 994 187
DARK FUNERAL 1150 5 5 0 METAL BLADE 69 FREXX 1122 187
DYNAMITE 1151 5 4 0 METAL BLADE 69 DOCTOR LION 1127 186
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GAMESTOP 1241 0 1 0 PANDEMIC BOREDOM 78 MOTHMAN 1189 186 REVENGED
GREAT RESIGNATIO 1245 0 2 0 PANDEMIC BOREDOM 78 CANNON MOLE 1139 188
GROCERY DELIVERY 1134 0 2 0 PANDEMIC BOREDOM 78 HOEB 1184 185
SNARK 1256 0 1 0 STRANGER DANGERS 82 HIGH ELF 188 NONE
SNIPE 1257 0 1 0 STRANGER DANGERS 82 DARK CHAMPION 188 NONE
WENDIGO 1187 1 2 0 STRANGER DANGERS 82 KYLIE JENNER LIP 1146 186
PERSONAL ADS
[submitted late from last turn]
Welp, we'll see if this ad is very late for this turn or very early for, uh, I guess
now that would be this turn. -- Ebenezer "Overslept Again" Frothingslosh
Hello yet again #20, Local Girls improve to .500. Still seeking 5th member! -- The
Professor
[this turn]
Boss, now that's the way to do it! You wrote one really simple, short ad and sent it
off to HAL RIGHT AWAY just to make sure you would not forget and would not miss
getting your bottle. Now that's what I call efficiency! Well done. -- alf
Here is the list of teams pledged to participate in the voluntary CwaC thus far.
Please let me know if you want in!!
ALFREDOVISION(TM) -- alfredo
CALL YOUR SHOT -- Riff Raff
STRANGER DANGERS -- Ebenezer
HOLD MY BEER -- Mr G
WAY OF ALL FLESH -- Manray
PANDEMIC BOREDOM -- Pappy
ROBO VILLAGE -- Landlord
Biff -- Drinks are ALWAYS on you, buddy! NO FREE NUTS? Darn I really like to keep my
nuts free!. -- alf
Landlord -- Ya know...I could include manager names in the contest standings; a lot of
people might like that...and I can totally do that! I don't even need a reason. -- alf
Busty -- Uuhh...yes I was! It's such a big target that it's hard to miss. -- GUS
Palinc -- I think the newsletter has been pretty lively, but quite a good number are
missing out on getting that free bottle. -- alf
For those of you with 4 bottles: way to go, people! For those with less...it ain't
brain surgery, folks! Write to "HAL" at ads@reality.com RIGHT NOW! I'll even write the
ad for you and you can just "cut and paste." Here:
alf -- Gimme a bottle. -- [insert your name here]
BTW...you DO actually need to replace [insert your name here] with your name,
otherwise I won't know who the heck wrote it lol. -- alf
alf -- Gimme my damn bottle! -- Khagn
GC -- I blame you for my missing ad to alf last turn. Get a clue! -- Khagn
Does anyone understand these ads that are written, anymore? o_0 -- Khagn
Did anyone catch that last turn we accidentally signed our ads as "Boring Pandemic"
but our team name is actually "Pandemic Boredom"? No? Neither did we. It's all the
same. It doesn't really matter. -- Pandemic Boredom
Mothman -- Thankfully I just got my PhD in cryptozoology from the Institute of
Metaphysical Humanistic Science so I was able to handle you. I'm working on
completing the Beer Judge Certification Program (BJCP) next! -- Dr. Do It Tomorrow
Alf -- Dada, baba. -- Weirdo, mgr Weirding Ways
All -- We are the Weirding Ways Freak Show and Circus. -- Weirdo, mgr Weirding Ways
Nothing new to say. 1-4 turn again. Nothing special about any of these guys. I will
see where they are in the next couple of turns and if I don't see some improvement
then I'll dark arena a few to test the roll up gods' waters. In the meantime, I'm
just going to run on maintenance since even when I challenge I lose. -- Eli
Alf -- Thank you for so kindly not giving me a bottle of beer last week. I had to
fast for a doctor's appointment, and the temptation might have proven too much. Very
thoughtful of you. This week, please give me two! -- Riff-Raff, Mgr Call Your Shot
Plank -- You look like you need a drink. -- Patron Silver
Dy-Quil -- I'm quite cross that you were within matchup range. Get up into Challenger
Adepts where you belong! -- Flaming Dr Pepper
What's Streaming -- Nothing good! I've reached the end of Netflix. Care to suggest
something? -- Dirty Girl Scout
Skunk Ape -- Ewww!!! - Chartreuse
The Last Beer -- We'll split it! - PB&J
GUS -- Bitter, party of one. Your table is ready. -- Patron Silver
Ok I'm in for the voluntary CwaC. I know I'm just donating money but it will be fun,
right? -- Joseph the Akaka Team Coach.
Mother in law -- Fighting you triggered my PTSD. You are scary. -- Slick
Midas -- Arcs from overhead with maximum momentum and force. No need to be upset bro,
I will lay off your sister. -- Steven
Busty Cosplayer-- You're very light on your feet... Considering your name. -- Albert
Loaded Larger -- Did you have a bet on with your teammates? Only using a weapon in
your off hand. -- Biff
Pandemic day 988. I have lost all sense of time, and float adrift in a haze of
nihilism and apathy. Have I already sent in a personal ad? Who can say. -- Ebenezer
Shondailadondai -- The spy master misspelled your name while talking about how hard
your name is to spell? That's what happens in an overly-tight labor market, I guess.
Anyway, it's the highlight of my week so far! -- Pandemic Boredom
Seam Psychos --- Another Bottle Please! Contest within a contest I see! Hee Hee! Count
Me In! --- Hammer, mgr of Ah Tongues Of Fire
Seam -- It's getting closer and closer to when Alf lets us really cut loose for the
contest. I apologize now for all the murderers and the overall level of blood shed
that will be incoming -- Biff "The Boss" Frothingslosh, mgr 200 Proof
Slick -- You should know you can't pull a fast one on your Mother-In-Law.
Brittney Griner -- You looked rusty. You need to ask the guards to give you more time
in the yard to practice. -- Teenage Daughter
Destiny -- Well that was a disappointment. Well done. -- Poor Judgement
Doomblade -- Mess with the bull and you get the horns. -- Friendzone
Alf -- How much time do I get to drop and give you those 20? Can I put it on a payment
plan and do one per turn? -- Mannequin, mgr Constant Sorrow
Alf -- Not only do I want my point, I also want my $2.00! -- Mannequin, mgr Constant
Sorrow
1-4. What is it good for? A win for Kylie Jenner Lip and one bottle I guess.
All -- We are temporarily OOS of pain reducing prescriptions, we will recommend the
alternative of pain-FUL prescriptions! -- Neuroticus, Manager of Pharmanomicon
Alf -- Son of a . . . gun! I can't remember to keep writing these personal ads! --
Master Darque
William B. Well -- I could do this all day. I'd offer 2 out of 3, but... -- Amberlith
OK Stupid -- Thanks. -- Command X
Drinks all around! -- Manray
Dante -- Let's go to the pub and drink and let our warriors fight on the sands. They
don't need us for a couple months. Just sit back and collect the 1 bottle with a
comment each turn... make sure you make a comment, though. This one is mine. *holds
his hand out for his next participation bottle* This one will make 5 turns/bottles.
The competition in this arena is challenging so the 15 bottle start should help. --
Palinc Kalverus, manager of Cereal Killers
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TONY THE RIPPER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PB&J was barely slain by SWINE GOLEM in a exciting 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
MOPER 8 was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LEECH 82 was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
WNBA WASHOUT was narrowly killed by SWINE GOLEM in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
SNARK was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
SNIPE was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
DRAGONWIND was savagely defeated by FRIENDZONE in a 5 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS unbelievably bested DOCTOR LION in a 4 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SUPER CHICKEN luckily beat BENNAKYL in a popular 4 minute expert's Challenge duel.
COMMAND X beat MR. ROOT in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
MECHADEPLORABLE outlasted HELSTAR in a unpopular 22 minute veteran's Challenge match.
CUT & PASTE was unbelievably bested by PASCAL LYNXEAR in a 8 minute Challenge contest.
OMEN overpowered I DON'T MOW in a 3 minute gory mismatched Challenge conflict.
OKSTUPID slimly lost to THE HANDYMAN in a 5 minute master's Challenge Title bout.
GENERAL LIABILITY overpowered FREXX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ANVIL devastated TRAPS in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
EARTHQUAKE SEASON was savagely defeated by FRAHNDAHDAHDIAH in a 10 minute match.
BOZO THE CLOWN unbelievably bested BULLY BOBCAT in a popular 5 minute Challenge bout.
MR. READ-A-LOT was demolished by GOAT WITH NO NAME in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
NAKED AND AFRAID vanquished ALBERT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
SHAKIN' FOR BACON defeated WASTED in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice Challenge match.
HOP ONTHEBUS GUS vanquished DAKIA WILDROSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PAYTRIOT GAME vanquished GI JANE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MAYOR FOX viciously subdued SHONDAILADONDAI in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
MOTHER-IN-LAW outwaited TIDE POD in a 7 minute brutal beginner's Challenge bout.
CANNON MOLE easily killed GREAT RESIGNATION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
STEVEN was overpowered by MIDAS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER handily defeated BURN OUT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ROSE MOFFORD was defeated by CHARTREUSE in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
PUB CRAWLER was beaten by SLICK in a 1 minute brutal beginner's Challenge bout.
WHAT MONTH IS IT devastated CAP'N C. MANSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DO IT TOMORROW delivered the death blow upon GIRL SCOUT in a 6 minute battle.
HOODED LEMMING savagely defeated WELFARE MOM in a popular 5 minute Challenge fray.
VERTEX savagely defeated SISTER GARLIC in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's conflict.
LORELEI beat THE SILENT OWL in a popular 6 minute bloody expert's bout.
THE REDNECK demolished CROAKER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
FURIOUS INHALER was beaten by TALA ONE-HAND in a 2 minute fight.
PANDA demolished ETERNAL BLOSSOM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KHONDOHLAVISHAH was devastated by GUMBO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SUICIDE MISSION outwaited LIZ DANFORTH in a 11 minute veteran vs. amateur conflict.
DY-QUIL unbelievably bested CHUGS in a 2 minute brutal master vs. novice melee.
AMOXIKILLIN was savagely defeated by PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC in a 2 minute gory battle.
AHSHONDALAI vanquished DEFIANT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
AMBERLITH handily defeated DARK INEBRIATOR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
REPLACEMENT THEORY was subdued by KYLIE JENNER LIP in a 1 minute match.
DEORN overcame SNAP 'FOXY' KNOX in a popular 1 minute veteran vs. novice bout.
FLAMING DR PEPPER was luckily beaten by TUMBLE BELLY in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
COCAINE SMILE handily defeated HARMACIST in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
PATRON SILVER subdued CRACKLE J. ARIUS in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
BRAHNDAHDAHDIAH devastated PLANK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HOEB was devastated by SKUNK APE in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MOTHMAN vanquished PARNO in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
POSTMAN was narrowly defeated by BOTTLE FLIP in a 5 minute bloody amateur's brawl.
WILLIAM BUCKWELL was outlasted by TEEPEETOTALER in a 8 minute novice's match.
BIFF lost to POP C. ANTHONY in a 1 minute amateur's match.
POOR JUDGEMENT demolished BARBARA EDEN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BRITTNEY GRINER was devastated by THE LAST BEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HELLVETICA bested EPICUREAN in a action packed 5 minute gory beginner's match.
HODAG overpowered WHAT'S STREAMING in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
SCROLLING REDDIT was unbelievably bested by VERUS CAIN in a 4 minute novice's match.
MANDWAR vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 22 PARRY-STRIKE 39 - 26 - 3 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 21 TOTAL PARRY 88 - 61 - 1 59 |
|AIMED BLOW 14 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 16 - 0 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 LUNGING ATTACK 72 - 81 - 7 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 SLASHING ATTACK 55 - 63 - 3 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 37 - 1 46 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 20 - 24 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 AIMED BLOW 42 - 51 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 WALL OF STEEL 41 - 56 - 5 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 BASHING ATTACK 31 - 46 - 2 40 |
Turn 188 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 5 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 8 - 6 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 7 2 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 12 - 9 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 5 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 14 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY LORELEI 1044 23 8 0 108 LOST SENTINELS (19)
PARRY-STRIKE COMMAND X 1060 18 10 0 103 PIXELBENDERS (36)
SLASHING ATTACK BENNAKYL 1109 14 8 1 95 PHARMANOMICON (76)
LUNGING ATTACK SISTER GARLIC 41 16 9 0 93 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
WALL OF STEEL THE SILENT OWL 42 15 10 1 90 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
AIMED BLOW OMEN 1102 11 8 0 89 METAL BLADE (69)
STRIKING ATTACK THE REDNECK 1129 8 4 0 83 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
BASHING ATTACK EARTHQUAKE SEASON 887 15 14 0 59 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SUICIDE MISSION 1051 9 7 0 42 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CUT & PASTE 1036. The most popular warrior this
turn was CUT & PASTE 1036. The ten other most popular fighters were GIRL SCOUT 1198,
THE HANDYMAN 942, BULLY BOBCAT 1078, BENNAKYL 1109, HOODED LEMMING 1249, THE SILENT
OWL 42, DOCTOR LION 1127, EPICUREAN 1246, PB&J 1235, and SCROLLING REDDIT 1136.
The least popular fighter this week was HELSTAR 976. The other ten least popular
fighters were MECHADEPLORABLE 1080, FRAHNDAHDAHDIAH 552, EARTHQUAKE SEASON 887, LIZ
DANFORTH 1222, SUICIDE MISSION 1051, DRAGONWIND 1168, TIDE POD 1143, TEEPEETOTALER
1218, WHAT'S STREAMING 1137, and HELLVETICA 1236.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
VERTEX (20-1025) PIXELBENDERS (36)