DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/17/2023 Duedate: 01/30/2023
SEAM ARENA
DM-20 TURN-198
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THE REDNECK
ROBO VILLAGE (68)
(20-1129) [13-9-1,136]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
THE REDNECK THE ACES
ROBO VILLAGE (68) NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
(20-1129) [13-9-1,136] (20-1277) [4-3-1,52]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
THE REDNECK THE SCRAPPER
ROBO VILLAGE (68) ROBO VILLAGE (68)
(20-1129) [13-9-1,136] (20-1293) [0-5-0,5]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CONSTANT SORROW (81)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PHARMANOMICON (76) 42
2. LOCAL GIRLS (88) 35 200 PROOF (87)
3. UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 33 Unchartered Team
4. STRANGER DANGERS (82) 30
5. ROBO VILLAGE (68) 29 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 200 PROOF (87) 45 29 0 60.8 1/ 2 CONSTANT SORROW (81) 10 5 0
2/ 3 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 100 72 3 58.1 2/10 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 9 5 0
3/ 2 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77) 71 54 1 56.8 3/ 6 200 PROOF (87) 9 5 0
4/ 4 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17) 205 166 10 55.3 4/ 1 CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 9 6 1
5/ 5 CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 40 34 1 54.1 5/13 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 9 6 1
6/ 6 PIXELBENDERS (36) 464 411 14 53.0 6/11 ROBO VILLAGE (68) 9 6 0
7/11 CONSTANT SORROW (81) 42 38 5 52.5 7/ 9 PHARMANOMICON (76) 9 6 0
8/ 8 PHARMANOMICON (76) 81 75 5 51.9 8/ 4 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 8 7 0
9/ 7 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 504 470 29 51.7 9/ 5 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 8 7 0
10/ 9 METAL BLADE (69) 127 121 2 51.2 10/ 8 METAL BLADE (69) 8 7 0
11/10 HERO'S INC (67) 147 143 6 50.7 11/ 3*NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 7 8 3
12/12 ROBO VILLAGE (68) 130 127 3 50.6 12/17 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17) 7 8 0
13/13 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 463 472 14 49.5 13/20 AKAKIA (86) 7 8 0
14/16 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 32 34 1 48.5 14/ 7 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 7 8 0
15/15 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 423 482 19 46.7 15/15 PIXELBENDERS (36) 6 8 0
16/14 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 35 40 4 46.7 16/12 HERO'S INC (67) 6 9 0
17/19*NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 15 20 3 42.9 17/14 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49) 5 10 1
18/18 HOLD MY BEER (79) 29 42 1 40.8 18/19 STRANGER DANGERS (82) 5 10 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/17 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49) 51 74 4 40.8 19/18 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77) 4 6 0
20/20 LOST SENTINELS (19) 375 576 40 39.4 20/21 HOLD MY BEER (79) 4 9 0
21/21 STRANGER DANGERS (82) 27 43 2 38.6 21/22 LOST SENTINELS (19) 4 10 1
22/22 AKAKIA (86) 19 49 0 27.9 22/16 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 4 11 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
*** REMINDER: THE ARENA PERFORMANCE PHASE IS STARTING ***
*** NEXT TURN. AVOIDS ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED!!! ***
99 BEERS III!!! (+100) CONTEST STANDINGS -- TURN 14/197
POS BOTTLES TEAM MANAGER
1 14 * 200 PROOF Biff
2 14 UNLIKELY HEROES DD
3 14 * WAY OF ALL FLESH Manray
4 14 * CALL YOUR SHOT Riff Raff
5 14 PIXELBENDERS Lorenzo
6 14 DARQUE KNIGHTS Darque
7 14 PHARMANOMICON Neuroticus
8 14 METAL BLADE Producer
9 14 HERO'S INC Eli
10 14 * CONSTANT SORROW Mannequin
11 14 * ROBO VILLAGE Landlord
13 14 * PANDEMIC BOREDOM Pappy
14 14 * AH TONGUES OF FIRE Hammer
14 14 * HOLD MY BEER Mr G
15 14 * STRANGER DANGERS Eb
16 13 * ALFREDOVISION(TM) alfredo
17 13 LOCAL GIRLS Professor
18 13 * AKAKIA Coach
19 6 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES Blue
* = entered in the Contest Within a Contest
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99 BEERS III!!! (+100) ARENA PERFORMANCE SCORING
The Arena Performance Phase of the contest starts on turn 199, due on 1/30/23!
Bottles will be earned/awarded as follows:
-- 5 Bottles for each invite to ADM, AWARDED UPON THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF INVITE IN THE
NEWSLETTER with the opportunity to earn 1 extra bottle ON THE FOLLOWING TURN for
achieving a kill in the Dark Arena on their last arena fight. Note that this Bottle
is a "bonus;" you will also earn a Bottle for the win as well
** Clarification: you will not earn bottles for a warrior that is invited to ADM on
turn 198. However, you can earn the extra bottle for a Dark Arena kill on turn 199
(your last regular arena fight) upon leaving if you do so.
-- 3 Bottles for each turn as Duelmaster, with the opportunity to earn 1 extra bottle
for writing a Duelmaster's column COLLECTED ON THE FOLLOWING TURN when the column
is actually published. A 99 word minimum will be strictly enforced. Note that the
warrior who holds the DM throne on turn 198 can earn a bottle on turn 199 if they
write a qualifying DM column
-- 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1 Bottles for Team on the Move and Current Top Team. In the case of
ties, partial bottles will be awarded and will count towards your total.
-- 2 Bottles for Chartered Recognition Leader
-- 2 Bottles for This Week's Favorite
-- 2 Bottles for TOP CAREER HONORS Chartered Team
-- 0 Bottles for each turn as Overall Popularity Leader. Additionally, you will pay a
1 BOTTLE PENALTY on the following turn if you fail to post a personal ad
apologizing for your ostentatious behavior! OR...you can choose to brag further
about how astonishingly wonderful you actually are, and are more than worthy of all
the accolades you get from your adoring fans.
-- 1 Bottle for a successful Bloodfeud: limit two bottles per incident.
-- 2 Bottles for each Stylemaster as listed in the newsletter. In other words, the
rules for being awarded bottles for Stylemaster are the same as they are in the
arena: winning record, adept or above.
-- 1 bottle for each win, or two bottles for each kill in the regular arena. Warriors
that manage to return from the Dark Arena earn one bottle for the win only.
-- If more than one team achieves or surpasses 199 Bottles on the same turn, the team
with the higher total will be the victor. Partial Bottles having been awarded make
the event of a tie at the end much less likely; any fraction of a bottle lead that
you may have *will* count. In the unlikely event that there is an exact tie for any
place that receives a prize, those teams involved will continue playing until a
winner can be decided.
-- NO AVOIDS: This will be STRICTLY ENFORCED starting on Turn 199. Any team caught
avoiding will be REMOVED from the contest and their entry fee (if any) WILL NOT be
refunded! And trust me, with the number of nosy spy reporters out there, YOU WILL
get caught.
-- Seam is a "non-tourney" arena, and as such you are required to field a full team of
5 warriors every turn! Any warrior that has 1 FE or more missing the turn will
incur a 3-Bottle penalty for their team. If you have a warrior "accidentally' sit
out the turn, you will "accidentally" incur a 3-bottle penalty ;.
-- Rookie warriors may miss their first turn without penalty; any subsequent turns
missed thereafter will incur a 1-Bottle penalty.
-- There will be no penalty if your entire team misses a turn.
-- No tournament experience or "enhanced" warriors are allowed.
SPY REPORT
Welcome back to Seam! We have reached the special "Contest Eve" turn of 198. That's
right! The 99 Bottles (+100) contest kicks off in all of its glory next cycle. Are
you prepared for all of the excitement the contest is going to bring? Well, I guess I
should say, are you ready for the excitement the contest has already brought to our
dear arena! We had 58 fights this turn, and every part of the arena feels alive.
Let's take a look at what happened today on the sands.
Frexx leaves us for the Isle of the Eye, so we need a new Duelmaster. It is a tale as
old as time, or at least as old as ADM. The Redneck, previously a reigning Duelmaster
in Seam, challenged Mayor Fox of Huckle's Cats. They had the highest recognition
coming into the turn, so it seems a fitting title fight. In the end, The Redneck is
victorious and becomes Duelmaster once again. The Landlord is the manager of Robo
Village, and I'm sure he is waiting for The Redneck to get an invitation to the Isle
as well. If he can win the next turn, it may just happen!
It was a relatively deadly turn when you consider the Dark Arena and overzealous
warriors on the sands. We witnessed 8 deaths today with 3 of them coming during the
course of our regular fights. Akakia lost to Slick, a 13 fight veteran, to Do It
Tomorrow. Pixelbenders also bid farewell to SNAFU after a deadly match with Gut Shot.
No Tournament Blues lost Pops Staples to Gloom, but with a 2-5-1 record, I am not sure
they are mourning too much over at their guildhouse. Alfredo sent Bozo the Clown to
the Dark Arena with a 15-7-0 record. I know that raised a few eyebrows, but who can
know the mind of a manager, always planning and scheming!
The most avoided team today is Call Your Shot. The folks over at Pandemic Boredom
avoided them the most. It will be interesting to note how the golems record this
information next turn considering the contest forbids avoidance. I'm sure it will
cause a mechanical or even magical failure of some sort with my golems. So, it should
be exciting! The most challenged warrior today is Biff from Akakia. I would bet the
3-10-0 record acts as a calling card to many gladiators looking for an easy win. I
guess that means Trailer Trash was surprised when Biff beat him in a 8-minute fight
earlier today.
Time for me to finish, my darlings. Good bye to Frexx and The Silent Owl who left
after fighting today. They will soon be joined by our newest Lord Protector, Helstar.
He spent an illustrious 50 turns with us here in Seam, and he will get one more shot
before the hometown crowds before shipping off to the Isle. Congrats to Helstar, who
is managed by the Producer. Come back next turn and enjoy the full effects of the
contest. I'm a little miffed that I'm being referred to as a "nosy spy reporter." I
prefer "investigative journalist" to being called nosy! Anyway, see you all next
turn.
-- Sidara Brightbell
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE REDNECK 1129 13 9 1 136 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OKSTUPID 950 30 17 0 126 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
CHUGS 1219 12 3 0 116 200 PROOF (87)
PASCAL LYNXEAR 1019 32 15 0 111 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
I DON'T MOW 941 23 29 0 109 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
HOP ONTHEBUS GUS 1154 13 7 0 107 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
HELSTAR 976 25 25 0 100 METAL BLADE (69)
GI JANE 1171 10 7 0 99 HERO'S INC (67)
BENNAKYL 1109 18 14 1 97 PHARMANOMICON (76)
CROAKER 1086 17 14 0 97 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
COCAINE SMILE 1180 13 4 0 97 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
DOCTOR LION 1127 11 14 1 97 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
GOAT WITH NO NAME 1148 15 6 0 93 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
MR. READ-A-LOT 1077 13 20 0 93 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
MAYOR FOX 1179 10 7 0 91 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FURIOUS INHALER 1108 17 14 1 85 PHARMANOMICON (76)
BULLY BOBCAT 1078 15 18 0 85 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
TRAPS 983 15 36 1 83 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
POOR JUDGEMENT 1213 11 4 1 83 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
ETERNAL BLOSSOM 1158 11 9 0 82 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
ANVIL 1113 12 15 0 80 METAL BLADE (69)
GENERAL LIABILITY 38 16 19 0 76 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
MECHADEPLORABLE 1080 21 12 0 75 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
LIZ DANFORTH 1222 8 6 0 75 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
THE LAST BEER 1244 7 4 0 74 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARBARA EDEN 1224 10 4 0 73 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
MANOWAR 1259 7 4 0 72 METAL BLADE (69)
TEENAGE DAUGHTER 1238 9 4 0 68 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
PATRON SILVER 1197 9 6 0 68 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEORN 1152 12 9 2 66 HERO'S INC (67)
DAKIA WILDROSE 1159 10 10 0 66 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
HARMACIST 1126 10 9 0 66 PHARMANOMICON (76)
DY-QUIL 1107 15 17 1 63 PHARMANOMICON (76)
AHSHONDALAI 498 15 12 1 63 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
HOEB 1184 10 6 1 63 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
DARK INEBRIATOR 1216 12 3 0 62 200 PROOF (87)
HOODED LEMMING 1249 8 4 0 61 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
EPICUREAN 1246 7 5 0 61 METAL BLADE (69)
POSTMAN 1201 6 9 1 58 HERO'S INC (67)
GUMBO 1075 11 23 1 57 LOST SENTINELS (19)
FRIENDZONE 1174 10 6 3 57 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WASTED 1217 9 6 0 56 200 PROOF (87)
SKUNK APE 1190 8 7 0 54 STRANGER DANGERS (82)
AMOXIKILLIN 1105 13 12 1 52 PHARMANOMICON (76)
THE ACES 1277 4 3 1 52 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
DO IT TOMORROW 1133 11 4 2 49 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
MOTHER-IN-LAW 1239 7 6 0 49 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
CHARTREUSE 1199 8 7 0 45 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
BRITTNEY GRINER 1225 6 8 1 45 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
NAKED AND AFRAID 1160 11 7 0 44 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
ATARI 2600 1269 7 3 0 42 PIXELBENDERS (36)
GUT SHOT 1282 6 1 1 42 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
SUZIE CANA 1262 5 2 0 40 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
BOOJUM 1284 5 1 0 40 STRANGER DANGERS (82)
PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC 1170 7 10 0 39 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
CALI GOLD RUSH 1264 7 3 0 39 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
WHAT'S STREAMING 1137 8 7 1 38 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
SAM LAY 1279 4 3 1 38 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
TUMBLE BELLY 1183 9 7 0 37 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
MOTHMAN 1189 6 9 1 37 STRANGER DANGERS (82)
ALBERT 1210 3 11 0 36 AKAKIA (86)
FRAHNDAHDAHDIAH 552 9 8 0 35 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
REPLACEMENT THEORY 1164 8 10 0 34 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHAT MONTH IS IT 1135 6 9 0 33 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
BRAHNDAHDAHDIAH 557 5 11 1 33 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
PLANK 1145 7 8 0 32 HOLD MY BEER (79)
SPACE TOAST 1285 4 3 0 32 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
FLAMING DR PEPPER 1200 8 7 0 31 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
TEEPEETOTALER 1218 8 7 0 31 200 PROOF (87)
TIDE POD 1143 8 7 0 31 HOLD MY BEER (79)
PINK FOAM 1295 3 2 0 30 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
SCROLLING REDDIT 1136 7 8 0 29 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
STEVEN 1209 3 11 0 29 AKAKIA (86)
HELLVETICA 1236 7 6 0 27 PIXELBENDERS (36)
VERUS CAIN 1255 7 4 0 25 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
BIFF 1212 4 10 0 25 AKAKIA (86)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GLOOM 1309 1 2 1 23 LOST SENTINELS (19)
STIMULUS CHECK 1272 3 5 1 22 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
SHONDAILADONDAI 856 3 12 0 21 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
ROSE MOFFORD 1223 3 11 0 20 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRAILER TRASH 1310 2 1 0 18 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
PARNO 1258 3 8 0 17 LOST SENTINELS (19)
PITFALL 1312 3 0 0 17 PIXELBENDERS (36)
JOHNNY COPELAND 1281 3 4 0 15 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
GEORGIA TOM DORSEY 1278 2 5 0 13 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
BURP 1322 1 0 0 13 200 PROOF (87)
CANDYMAN 1283 1 5 0 12 STRANGER DANGERS (82)
CODEX 1268 1 9 0 12 LOST SENTINELS (19)
BRONDOSHONDIEHI 1289 2 4 1 11 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
MICROMANAGEMENT 1325 1 0 0 8 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
VORA LIONEYE 1300 1 3 0 6 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
CHARLIE CHARLIE 1313 1 0 0 6 HOLD MY BEER (79)
EVOLETT 1326 1 0 0 6 LOST SENTINELS (19)
THE SCRAPPER 1293 0 5 0 5 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
TONY 1316 0 1 0 3 HERO'S INC (67)
WILLIAM BUCKWELL III 1304 0 3 0 3 AKAKIA (86)
MILK CRATE 1298 0 3 0 3 HOLD MY BEER (79)
DARKNESS 1320 0 1 0 1 METAL BLADE (69)
OBNOXIOUS 1317 0 1 0 1 HERO'S INC (67)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SLICK 1208 7 7 0 AKAKIA 86 DO IT TOMORROW 1133 198
BOZO THE CLOWN 1131 15 8 0 ALFREDOVISION(TM) 77 THE WRECK KING 198 NONE
TRAFFIC JAMS 1274 3 2 1 CONSTANT SORROW 81 WHAT'S STREAMING 1137 195 JUST REVENGED
TALA ONE-HAND 1097 16 10 0 DARQUE KNIGHTS 22 THE REDNECK 1129 194 REVENGED
KYLIE JENNER LIP 1146 6 8 1 HOLD MY BEER 79 THE ACES 1277 197
PENNY OUTLET 1253 4 4 0 HOLD MY BEER 79 BRITTNEY GRINER 1225 196 REVENGED
DARTH ARENA 1319 0 1 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 23 ARENAMASTER VYAN 198 NONE
EVOLETT 1305 0 1 0 LOST SENTINELS 19 POPS STAPLES 1280 196 JUST REVENGED
FALLOUT 1290 1 1 0 LOST SENTINELS 19 BRONDOSHONDIEHI 1289 194 NOT REVENGED
AETERNAM 1299 2 1 0 METAL BLADE 69 SAM LAY 1279 197 JUST REVENGED
POPS STAPLES 1280 2 5 1 NO TOURNAMENT BLU 89 GLOOM 1309 198
PIXELBENT123 1318 0 1 0 PIXELBENDERS 36 DARK CHAMPION 198 NONE
SNAFU 1286 5 2 0 PIXELBENDERS 36 GUT SHOT 1282 198
MORT 1321 0 1 0 STRANGER DANGERS 82 ARENAMASTER VYAN 198 NONE
ATOMIC CRAYON 1294 2 1 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 4 BRAHNDAHDAHDIAH 557 196 JUST REVENGED
LOST HIS POWERS 1324 0 1 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 4 BLACK ORC 198 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Nice to see that everyone loves a stimmy! -- Stimulus Check
Albert -- Congrats on getting the bloodfeud! We didn't know you could get credit for
it without making an actual bloodfued challenge. Not sure why you'd try that route
but it is a nice bit of trivia for game night. -- Pandemic Boredom
What's Streaming? -- My deepest apologies, my darling! Sometimes these golems correct
my writing and I miss it in my final read through! -- Sidara Brightbell
Helstar -- Not a chance in helstar. I'm not built for such things. I leave the long,
exasperating fights to Pascal. He really seems to enjoy them. -- Eternal Blossom
Steven -- What? I wasn't paying attention. I dozed off a little. -- Verus Cain
All -- Someone input my style wrong on TB's site. I won't be sharing that information
here, but consider this my public service to you for fair dueling. -- Vora Lioneye
Trailer Trash -- Well at least you didn't hit me with a Pink Flamingos. -- Biff
Milk Crate -- Buddy if you can't beat me you really need to consider a new line of
work. -- Steven
Milk Crate -- I built a bookcase for my niece out of 30 powder coated metal milk
crates. So if you do need a job let me know. -- Coach
Candy man -- Distracting me with that peppermint drop was a great idea. -- William
Buckwell III AKA The Duck.
Stimulus Check -- I almost cashed you. -- Albert
Pops Staples -- That was Awesome!!! Felt like I was in Sherwood Forest with that
quarter staff battle. -- Slick
Aradi Thug -- Nice to meet one of the locals. We're new here so we haven't had much
time to make new acquaintances. -- Mother-In-Law
Bozo The Clown -- I used to watch you on TV. You look a lot older & slower in person.
-- Teenage Daughter
What's Streaming -- Live to fight another day. -- Poor Judgement
Mechadeplorable -- I didn't see that challenge coming. Thanks for the skills. --
Friendzone
Seam -- One more turn before we start knocking down some bottles. -- Mannequin, mgr
Constant Sorrow
Dark Inebriator -- Magic 8 Ball says your manager lacks confidence in you. Either
that, or Chartreuse pee'd in your Wheaties but he's never up before 1 pm, so that's
unlikely. -- Riff-Raff, Mgr Call Your Shot
Skunk Ape -- I'm thinking I'll just go with my Desperation strategy all the time.
Don't you agree? -- Patron Silver
Manowar -- Rude. I was trying out some new moves, and you just knock me down? And
don't give me a chance to stand up? Not even once? Not cool, man. Not cool. -- Cali
Gold Rush
Epicurean -- Nice learns. I'm a little less mad at Producer over this loss, but
honestly, at this point, I hate all Metal Blades. -- Riff-Raff
Brah Fa La La La -- Thank you, I guess, for not killing me when you had the chance?
Alhough in hindsight ... -- Gut Shot
Pappy -- Disney Duck fan fiction. Hope it doesn't get censored too bad! *gets popcorn*
-- Riff-Raff
Hope everyone is well. I'll be attending the face this year in Tempe. Don't expect to
win anything but it will be nice to get out of the house and away from work for few
days. As for the squad? The replacements are bad but im interested in seeing if i can
get some wins out of them. Postman and Deorn are decent and GI Jane cracked champions
with her win. I'll be challenging all around... no avoids so I expect rhe usual down
challenges and TP scum to exploit my speedy fighters..but whatever. -- Eli
We regret to announce that the Aeternam tour has been cancelled. Obvious reasons. See
you around Sam Lay. -- Producer
Redneck -- Damn you fast. Thanks for the skills. -- Anvil
Flaming Dr. Pepper -- Wow, that was allot of skills you dropped. Better luck next
time. Epicurean
Frexx -- Well. Congrats. Be sure to to let the porticulus hit ya in the ass on the way
out. -- Producer
Cali Gold Rush -- You fast, but not enuff. Fun fight though. -- Manowar
Alf -- One more turn and the official fiasco begins. I do love how it has breathed a
bit more life into this arena. Thanks for the effort! -- Master Darque
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BOZO THE CLOWN was viciously butchered by THE WRECK KING in a 5 minute fight.
PIXELBENT123 was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
MORT was murdered by ARENAMASTER VYANDYL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LOST HIS POWERS was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DARTH ARENA was assassinated by ARENAMASTER VYANDYL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
GENERAL LIABILITY bested BRAHNDAHDAHDIAH in a 1 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
MANOWAR vanquished SAM LAY in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER overcame WHAT'S STREAMING in a 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
TIDE POD was viciously subdued by BRITTNEY GRINER in a 2 minute Bloodfeud duel.
HOP ONTHEBUS GUS viciously subdued TRAPS in a popular 1 minute gory Challenge duel.
GI JANE was beaten by OKSTUPID in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
THE REDNECK overpowered MAYOR FOX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight.
CHUGS devastated ANVIL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
THE SILENT OWL subdued GOAT WITH NO NAME in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge brawl.
THE LAST BEER was handily defeated by I DON'T MOW in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
POOR JUDGEMENT defeated MECHADEPLORABLE in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
DOCTOR LION overpowered PATRON SILVER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BARBARA EDEN overpowered NAKED AND AFRAID in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SKUNK APE was overpowered by LIZ DANFORTH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PINK FOAM was devastated by FRIENDZONE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CHARTREUSE defeated ALBERT in a exciting 4 minute Challenge duel.
POSTMAN overpowered GUMBO in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
WASTED devastated FRAHNDAHDAHDIAH in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
MOTHER-IN-LAW slimly lost to HOODED LEMMING in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
VERUS CAIN was vanquished by MOTHMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SUZIE CANA demolished SHONDAILADONDAI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SPACE TOAST overcame STIMULUS CHECK in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BOOJUM handily defeated ROSE MOFFORD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC overpowered SCROLLING REDDIT in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
TEEPEETOTALER unbelievably bested CANDYMAN in a popular 3 minute Challenge fray.
TRAILER TRASH was outlasted by BIFF in a 8 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge fight.
VORA LIONEYE was viciously subdued by JOHNNY COPELAND in a 1 minute Challenge match.
THE SCRAPPER lost to GEORGIA TOM DORSEY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge fight.
MILK CRATE was savagely defeated by PARNO in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
FREXX subdued COCAINE SMILE in a 1 minute match.
HELSTAR was viciously subdued by PASCAL LYNXEAR in a tiring 29 minute expert's match.
BULLY BOBCAT lost to CROAKER in a exciting 2 minute master's bout.
ETERNAL BLOSSOM slimly lost to MR. READ-A-LOT in a exciting 5 minute duel.
FURIOUS INHALER overpowered AHSHONDALAI in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
BENNAKYL devastated DARK INEBRIATOR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HOEB was vanquished by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DEORN devastated AMOXIKILLIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DY-QUIL was handily defeated by DAKIA WILDROSE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DO IT TOMORROW savagely slew SLICK in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
HARMACIST overpowered CALI GOLD RUSH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
FLAMING DR PEPPER was overcome by ATARI 2600 in a exciting 1 minute brutal duel.
THE ACES viciously subdued PLANK in a 1 minute brutal bout.
EPICUREAN demolished REPLACEMENT THEORY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
WHAT MONTH IS IT devastated BRONDOSHONDIEHI in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TUMBLE BELLY devastated CODEX in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HELLVETICA was viciously subdued by STEVEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal fight.
GUT SHOT savagely slew SNAFU in a 2 minute bloody contest.
POPS STAPLES was executed by GLOOM in a 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
WILLIAM BUCKWELL III was defeated by EVOLETT in a 3 minute amateur's fight.
PITFALL outwaited TONY in a exciting 8 minute novice's contest.
OBNOXIOUS was savagely defeated by MICROMANAGEMENT in a 3 minute novice's duel.
DARKNESS was overcome by CHARLIE CHARLIE in a popular 1 minute amateur's bout.
BURP overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 23 AIMED BLOW 78 - 56 - 2 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 18 LUNGING ATTACK 125 - 108 - 5 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 14 TOTAL PARRY 86 - 87 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 WALL OF STEEL 57 - 60 - 4 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 21 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 10 BASHING ATTACK 42 - 50 - 3 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 SLASHING ATTACK 43 - 54 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 17 - 23 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 STRIKING ATTACK 35 - 49 - 4 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 22 - 34 - 1 39 |
Turn 198 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 7 4 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 10 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 7 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 AIMED BLOW 5 - 9 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 9 - 9 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK THE REDNECK 1129 13 9 1 136 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
TOTAL PARRY OKSTUPID 950 30 17 0 126 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
LUNGING ATTACK HOP ONTHEBUS GUS 1154 13 7 0 107 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
AIMED BLOW GI JANE 1171 10 7 0 99 HERO'S INC (67)
SLASHING ATTACK BENNAKYL 1109 18 14 1 97 PHARMANOMICON (76)
BASHING ATTACK COCAINE SMILE 1180 13 4 0 97 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
PARRY-STRIKE GOAT WITH NO NAME 1148 15 6 0 93 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
PARRY-RIPOSTE LIZ DANFORTH 1222 8 6 0 75 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
WALL OF STEEL FRIENDZONE 1174 10 6 3 57 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
PARRY-LUNGE SKUNK APE 1190 8 7 0 54 STRANGER DANGERS (82)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is THE REDNECK 1129. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE SCRAPPER 1293. The ten other most popular fighters were ETERNAL BLOSSOM
1158, TONY 1316, ALBERT 1210, CROAKER 1086, TEENAGE DAUGHTER 1238, BRITTNEY GRINER
1225, SLICK 1208, MICROMANAGEMENT 1325, CANDYMAN 1283, and TRAILER TRASH 1310.
The least popular fighter this week was PASCAL LYNXEAR 1019. The other ten least
popular fighters were HELSTAR 976, BIFF 1212, PITFALL 1312, OBNOXIOUS 1317, EVOLETT
1326, POPS STAPLES 1280, HELLVETICA 1236, CODEX 1268, BRONDOSHONDIEHI 1289, and PLANK
1145.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
HELSTAR (20-976) METAL BLADE (69)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
THE SILENT OWL (20-42) UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
FREXX (20-1122) THIRSTY THUGS (31)