DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/14/2023    Duedate: 02/27/2023

SEAM ARENA

DM-20    TURN-200

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HOP ONTHEBUS GUS
ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
(20-1154) [15-7-0,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOP ONTHEBUS GUS               THE ACES
ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)         NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
(20-1154) [15-7-0,125]         (20-1277) [5-4-1,48]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BENNAKYL                       MANOWAR
PHARMANOMICON (76)             METAL BLADE (69)
(20-1109) [19-15-1,99]         (20-1259) [7-6-0,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LOCAL GIRLS (88)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HERO'S INC (67)             61
2. UNLIKELY HEROES (4)         40      200 PROOF (87)
3. WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)       39      Unchartered Team
4. DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)         39
5. 200 PROOF (87)              37      NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 200 PROOF (87)            51  33  1 60.7   1/ 7 LOCAL GIRLS (88)         11  4 0
 2/ 2 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)    79  56  2 58.5   2/ 3 PHARMANOMICON (76)       10  5 1
 3/ 3 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)      104  78  3 57.1   3/ 1 CONSTANT SORROW (81)     10  5 1
 4/ 4 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)    212 169 13 55.6   4/ 6 200 PROOF (87)           10  5 1
 5/ 5 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)       46  38  1 54.8   5/ 8*NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)  9  6 1
 6/ 6 CONSTANT SORROW (81)      48  42  6 53.3   6/13 HERO'S INC (67)           9  6 1
 7/ 8 PHARMANOMICON (76)        88  78  6 53.0   7/ 4 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)    9  6 1
 8/ 7 PIXELBENDERS (36)        468 417 14 52.9   8/ 2 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)     8  7 3
 9/ 9 WEIRDING WAYS (53)       200 183 18 52.2   9/11 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)       8  7 1
10/10 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)      510 474 29 51.8  10/12 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       8  7 0
11/11 HERO'S INC (67)          154 146  7 51.3  11/10 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)       8  7 0
12/15 LOCAL GIRLS (88)          39  37  1 51.3  12/19 LOST SENTINELS (19)       7  8 2
13/12 ROBO VILLAGE (68)        134 133  3 50.2  13/ 5 ROBO VILLAGE (68)         7  8 0
14/13 METAL BLADE (69)         128 129  2 49.8  14/20 THIRSTY THUGS (31)        6  7 0
15/14 THIRSTY THUGS (31)       466 477 14 49.4  15/15 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)     6  9 1
16/18*NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)  21  24  4 46.7  16/ 9 PIXELBENDERS (36)         6  9 0
17/16 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)       424 491 19 46.3  17/23 WEIRDING WAYS (53)        5  5 0
18/17 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)     39  46  4 45.9  18/18 HOLD MY BEER (79)         5  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 HOLD MY BEER (79)         33  47  1 41.3  19/14 AKAKIA (86)               5 10 0
20-20 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)   53  77  4 40.8  20/17 STRANGER DANGERS (82)     5 10 0
21/21 LOST SENTINELS (19)      379 582 41 39.4  21/21 METAL BLADE (69)          3 11 0
22/22 STRANGER DANGERS (82)     30  50  2 37.5  22/16 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        3 12 0
23/23 AKAKIA (86)               22  56  0 28.2  23-22 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)   2  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

               99 BEERS III!!! (+100) CONTEST STANDINGS -- TURN 16/199

                   POS  BOTTLES   TEAM                 MANAGER
                    1    35.33  * ROBO VILLAGE         Landlord
                    2    34.00  * WAY OF ALL FLESH     Manray
                    3    31.00  * ALFREDOVISION(TM)    alfredo
                    4    30.00  * CONSTANT SORROW      Mannequin
                    5    24.00    PHARMANOMICON        Neuroticus
                    6    20.33  * 200 PROOF            Biff
                    7    20.00    HERO'S INC           Eli
                    8    19.33    LOCAL GIRLS          Professor
                    9    19.00    PIXELBENDERS         Lorenzo
                   10    18.00  * CALL YOUR SHOT       Riff Raff
                   11    18.00    DARQUE KNIGHTS       Darque
                   12    17.00  * PANDEMIC BOREDOM     Pappy
                   13    17.00  * HOLD MY BEER         Mr G
                   14    17.00  * AH TONGUES OF FIRE   Hammer
                   15    16.00    UNLIKELY HEROES      DD
                   16    16.00    METAL BLADE          Producer
                   17    16.00  * STRANGER DANGERS     Eb
                   18    16.00  * AKAKIA               Coach
                   19    13.00    NO TOURNAMENT BLUES  Blue

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Duelmaster Column DM 20

Giddy-up!  Look upon this dude, yep, it's me The Redneck coming at you once
again.  This is getting too easy, my biceps are massive and people keep
learnin what they can do.  I got the goods!  People gotta know this.  Last
turn The Landlord put me in front of Croaker, and damn if he didn't
pert-near croak.  I had a couple of skanks oil up my biceps so I looked good
doing it, and geez I looked good.  Old Croaker was watching the big left and
totally forgot about the even bigger right.  I hit him so hard when he wakes
up his hair will be outta style.  Course, he doesn't sport a mullet so it is
already outta style.  Next turn I get to fight a monster, a real monster,
I'm so gonna kill that thing and save kids everywhere.

The Landlord wanted me to share my "measurements" whatever that means.  Said
my strength is a 9, looking at my biceps I'm pretty sure I'm a perfect '10'
but he says a nine, close enuf I guess.  My con is an 11, with all my
practice of conning people out of their stuff I thought it would be higher.
My size is 10, and if you check with the trailer trash skanks they will
confirm I am certainly that big.  My wit is 21, turns out I am the smartest
guy at Robo Village, duh!  Will is back to a 9, which seems low as I have a
great will to live and someday I will get a job even.  My speed is 19 and
again if you check with my skanks, they will tell you how fast I am, if you
are picking up what I am putting down.  My deftness is a 5, which is fine
because I don't even know what I do with that.  I really like the maul, but
the Landlord would never buy me one, so I never got to use it.  I also like
a low offensive effort as I don't like to burn too much energy, but then
again I like a high activity level, but only for some things.  I'm checking
out of Seam with an adv expert initiative, expert riposte, adv expert attack
and adv master in decisiveness.

After this last fight I don't hafta fight anymore, I get to hang at the
trailer forever as the Landlord says I'm going nowhere with my favorites,
but jokes on him, my favorite is Mattress Mary across the yard and I'm going
there right now!

Seam's Duelmaster and all-around great guy, The Redneck

                                      SPY REPORT

Welcome back to Seam, my dears!  It is wonderful to see you on this TWO HUNDREDTH turn 
for our fine arena.  It is also the 2nd turn of the 99 Bottles Contest, which has the 
arena full of life.  So, welcome to the festivities and we hope you enjoy yourselves!  
Now, let's take a look at all that happened on the sands, and maybe we will take a 
glimpse at some off the sands events as well.

In some corners of Alastari, today is a festival day.  I'm not sure what the festival 
is exactly, I'm a bit hazy on the details. Apparently, some religious guy secretly 
married people, got imprisoned, then clubbed to death.  Now, people celebrate with 
flowers and candy.  I feel like something is missed in translation, but who am I to 
judge?  Anyway, our festival is the fight for the Duelmaster's throne, which is much 
more practical and easier to understand.  The

Redneck's final turn was today, and he chose to celebrate by challenging the Dark 
Arena.  It did not end well for him, but it also did not end him.  Being immortal, The 
Redneck was able to shake-off the bad dueling outcome!

We still need a Duelmaster, and the only way to get one now is through recognition 
points.  Hop OntheBus Gus challenged Doctor Lion and this became our crowning fight.  
Gus won in a minute and was named our newest Duelmaster.  Gus did not get an invite to 
the Isle, so he has the opportunity to defend the throne next turn.  Congrats to Gus, 
who is managed by our very own contest coordinator, Alfredo.

It looks like 200 Proof is our most avoided gladiator stable today. They were mostly 
avoided by Huckle's Cats.  I Don't Mow seems to be super popular in the arena 
currently because more gladiators wanted to fight him than anyone else.  Dark 
Inebriator made a massive up-challenge of 40 points to fight I Don't Mow.  It was all 
for naught as I Don't Mow won the fight.  I'm sure a blade got jammed in the 
undergrowth.  It happens to the best of us!

There were a total of 10 deaths today.  The majority of them, eight to be exact, came 
via the Dark Arena.  Of the few that came on the regular sands, one was a doozy!  The 
14-12-2 Amoxikillin randomly matched up with Cocaine Smile.  It had all the trapping 
of being a great match up, but it ended in tragedy when Cocaine Smile executed 
Amoxikillin!  Sometimes this sport is a hard one, especially when you have to invest 
so much time and money into a warrior, only to watch him or her die on the sands!  
Condolences to Neuroticus and his crew on their loss.

Time for me to go, my darlings.  It has been a thrilling time, but I must be off to my 
next engagement.  A witch's time is rarely her own, you know.  A party here, a spy 
reporter assignment there, it is never ending!  I do enjoy it though, so I believe I 
will keep at it for a bit longer.  I will see each of you next time when the arena 
drums signal the start of the games!

                                          -- Sidara Brightbell

     

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOP ONTHEBUS GUS 1154        15   7  0   125       ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHUGS 1219                   14   3  0   122       200 PROOF (87)
 PATRON SILVER 1197           11   6  0   117       CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
 COCAINE SMILE 1180           14   5  1   115       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 I DON'T MOW 941              25  29  0   114       ROBO VILLAGE (68)
 PASCAL LYNXEAR 1019          32  17  0   113       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 GI JANE 1171                 12   7  0   111       HERO'S INC (67)
 ETERNAL BLOSSOM 1158         13   9  0   106       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 FURIOUS INHALER 1108         19  14  1   104       PHARMANOMICON (76)
 CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 679          26  24  1   103       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 CROAKER 1086                 18  15  0   102       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 POOR JUDGEMENT 1213          13   4  1   102       CONSTANT SORROW (81)
 GOAT WITH NO NAME 1148       17   6  0   101       ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
 BENNAKYL 1109                19  15  1    99       PHARMANOMICON (76)
 THE LAST BEER 1244            9   4  0    99       ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOCTOR LION 1127             11  16  1    87       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 TRAPS 983                    16  37  1    86       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 LIZ DANFORTH 1222            10   6  0    86       LOCAL GIRLS (88)
 MECHADEPLORABLE 1080         22  13  0    85       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 MAYOR FOX 1179               10   9  0    85       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 DEORN 1152                   14   9  2    83       HERO'S INC (67)
 ANVIL 1113                   12  17  0    83       METAL BLADE (69)
 BULLY BOBCAT 1078            16  19  0    82       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 MR. READ-A-LOT 1077          13  22  0    79       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 DY-QUIL 1107                 17  17  1    77       PHARMANOMICON (76)
 GENERAL LIABILITY 38         16  21  0    77       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 DARK INEBRIATOR 1216         13   4  0    76       200 PROOF (87)
 MANOWAR 1259                  7   6  0    73       METAL BLADE (69)
 DAKIA WILDROSE 1159          11  11  0    70       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 EPICUREAN 1246                8   6  0    68       METAL BLADE (69)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DO IT TOMORROW 1133          13   4  2    66       PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
 FRIENDZONE 1174              11   7  4    66       CONSTANT SORROW (81)
 HARMACIST 1126               11  10  0    64       PHARMANOMICON (76)
 TEENAGE DAUGHTER 1238        10   5  0    64       CONSTANT SORROW (81)
 HOEB 1184                    11   7  1    63       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 REPLACEMENT THEORY 1164      10  10  1    63       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 SUZIE CANA 1262               7   2  0    62       LOCAL GIRLS (88)
 EARTHQUAKE SEASON 887        15  16  0    61       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 SCROLLING REDDIT 1136         9   8  0    60       PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
-AHSHONDALAI 498              15  13  1    59       AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
 GUMBO 1075                   11  25  1    59       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 BRITTNEY GRINER 1225          8   8  1    59       LOCAL GIRLS (88)
 BARBARA EDEN 1224            10   6  0    58       LOCAL GIRLS (88)
 CHARTREUSE 1199              10   7  0    58       CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
 HOODED LEMMING 1249           9   5  0    58       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 SPACE TOAST 1285              6   3  0    58       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOTHER-IN-LAW 1239            8   7  0    55       CONSTANT SORROW (81)
 TEEPEETOTALER 1218           10   7  0    52       200 PROOF (87)
 NAKED AND AFRAID 1160        12   8  0    49       ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
 SKUNK APE 1190                9   8  0    48       STRANGER DANGERS (82)
 PLANK 1145                    8   9  0    48       HOLD MY BEER (79)
 THE ACES 1277                 5   4  1    48       NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
 PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC 1170       8  11  0    45       ROBO VILLAGE (68)
 WASTED 1217                   9   8  0    43       200 PROOF (87)
 FLAMING DR PEPPER 1200       10   7  0    42       CALL YOUR SHOT (84)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOOJUM 1284                   6   2  0    39       STRANGER DANGERS (82)
 PINK FOAM 1295                4   3  0    39       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 CODEX 1268                    3   9  1    39       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 VERUS CAIN 1255               8   5  0    38       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 TUMBLE BELLY 1183             9   9  0    36       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 TIDE POD 1143                 9   8  0    36       HOLD MY BEER (79)
-FRAHNDAHDAHDIAH 552           9   9  0    36       AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
 ATARI 2600 1269               8   4  0    36       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 SHAKIN' FOR BACON 1050        8  10  1    35       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 WHAT'S STREAMING 1137         8   9  1    34       PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
 HELLVETICA 1236               8   7  0    34       PIXELBENDERS (36)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRAHNDAHDAHDIAH 557           5  12  1    33       AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
 ROSE MOFFORD 1223             4  12  0    33       LOCAL GIRLS (88)
-BRONDOSHONDIEHI 1289          3   4  1    33       AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
 TONY 1316                     2   1  1    33       HERO'S INC (67)
 BIFF 1212                     6  10  0    32       AKAKIA (86)
 CANDYMAN 1283                 2   6  0    31       STRANGER DANGERS (82)
 CALI GOLD RUSH 1264           7   5  0    30       CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
 CANNON MOLE 1139              5   1  2    30       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 SAM LAY 1279                  4   5  1    30       NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
 WHAT MONTH IS IT 1135         6  11  0    29       PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
 ALBERT 1210                   3  13  0    28       AKAKIA (86)
 GEORGIA TOM DORSEY 1278       4   5  0    26       NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
 GUT SHOT 1282                 6   3  1    24       CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
-SHONDAILADONDAI 856           4  12  0    24       AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
 VORA LIONEYE 1300             3   3  0    24       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 EVOLETT 1326                  3   0  0    24       LOST SENTINELS (19)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PITFALL 1312                  4   1  0    23       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 STEVEN 1209                   3  13  0    22       AKAKIA (86)
 JOHNNY COPELAND 1281          4   5  0    21       NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
 PARNO 1258                    3  10  0    19       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 TRAILER TRASH 1310            2   3  0    19       ROBO VILLAGE (68)
 THICK AS THEBES 1336          1   0  0    18       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 TEXAS ALEXANDER 1330          2   0  1    17       NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
 ACHILLES 1342                 1   0  0    17       HERO'S INC (67)
 CHARLIE CHARLIE 1313          3   0  0    16       HOLD MY BEER (79)
 BURP 1322                     2   1  1    14       200 PROOF (87)
 WILLIAM BUCKWELL III 1304     1   4  0     9       AKAKIA (86)
 GLOOM 1309                    1   4  1     8       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 MICROMANAGEMENT 1325          2   1  0     7       CONSTANT SORROW (81)
 MILK CRATE 1298               0   5  0     6       HOLD MY BEER (79)
 MARGINAL MAN 1343             1   0  0     5       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 COMBAT 1332                   1   1  0     4       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 DARKNESS 1320                 0   3  0     3       METAL BLADE (69)
 GREG 1328                     0   2  0     2       AKAKIA (86)
 VELMA 1338                    0   1  0     1       PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
 FARMER FOX 1341               0   1  0     1       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SLICK 1208              7  7 0 AKAKIA 86            DO IT TOMORROW 1133   198   
BLERG! 1327             1  1 1 ALFREDOVISION(TM) 77 HIGH ELF              200  NONE
SHEWISH BOUNCER         0  0 0 DARK ARENA           TONY 1316             200  NONE
OBNOXIOUS 1317          0  3 0 HERO'S INC 67        SHEWISH BOUNCER       200  NONE
POSTMAN 1201            6 10 1 HERO'S INC 67        FRIENDZONE 1174       199  JUST REVENGED
BANANA SPRITE 1323      0  1 0 HOLD MY BEER 79      TEXAS ALEXANDER 1330  199   
KYLIE JENNER LIP 1146   6  8 1 HOLD MY BEER 79      THE ACES 1277         197   
PENNY OUTLET 1253       4  4 0 HOLD MY BEER 79      BRITTNEY GRINER 1225  196  REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EVOLETT 1305            0  1 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    POPS STAPLES 1280     196  REVENGED
AETERNAM 1299           2  1 0 METAL BLADE 69       SAM LAY 1279          197  REVENGED
POPS STAPLES 1280       2  5 1 NO TOURNAMENT BLU 89 GLOOM 1309            198  JUST REVENGED
STIMULUS CHECK 1272     3  6 1 PANDEMIC BOREDOM 78  CODEX 1268            199   
AMOXIKILLIN 1105       14 13 2 PHARMANOMICON 76     COCAINE SMILE 1180    200   
ADVENTURE 1331          0  2 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      BURP 1322             200   
SNAFU 1286              5  2 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      GUT SHOT 1282         198  JUST REVENGED
THE REDNECK 1129       14 10 1 ROBO VILLAGE 68      HIGH ELF              200  NONE
THE SCRAPPER 1293       0  7 0 ROBO VILLAGE 68      BANDIT PRINCE         200  NONE
AGUE 1340               0  1 0 STRANGER DANGERS 82  SHEWISH BOUNCER       200  NONE
GRIPPE 1339             0  1 0 STRANGER DANGERS 82  SWINE GOLEM           200  NONE
MOTHMAN 1189            6 10 1 STRANGER DANGERS 82  REPLACEMENT THEO 1164 199   
ATOMIC CRAYON 1294      2  1 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 4    BRAHNDAHDAHDIAH 557   196  REVENGED
PTBNL 1344              0  1 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 4    THE WRECK KING        200  NONE
SUICIDE MISSION 1051    9  8 0 WEIRDING WAYS 53     AMOXIKILLIN 1105      199   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Coach -- When you bloodfeud me, circle my name/ID on your strategy sheet -- it alerts 
our beloved RSI staff that it's a bloodfued and you'll get higher priority than just a 
normal challenge.  Or maybe you could draw a picture of me with X'd out eyes with 
"Slick will have his revenge!" written in blood and they'll pick up on it. -- Do It 
Tomorrow

alFREDo -- Looking forward to seeing you later at Hand Stuff Point after you finish 
The Feminine Mystique, pretty boy! -- Velma

Neroticus -- Next time just accept my HSA, please. -- What's Streaming

Postman and Mothman...both 6-10-1...both killed in the same turn...neither one in the 
Dark Arena... Jinkies!

Pappy -- Is removing a cancer from your lip code for I got a divorce?  Seriously buddy 
glad your ok.  Not so seriously the story is better if you ad the Dozen Bikers. -- 
Coach

Cannon Mole -- You hit me in the kidneys that's A low blow. -- Greg

Naked and Afraid -- You being naked makes me afraid. -- Albert

Do it Tomorrow -- I thought with a laid back attitude like that you'd be a lot easier 
to beat -- Steven

Burp -- I really thought that would be a draw. --  William Buckwell III

Shakin for Bacon -- Wow thanks for the skills. --  Biff

Folks -- Once agun you voted me the Popularity Leader, and once again I deserved it.  
I knew I wuz destined for good things at the age of 12 and my third grade teacher said 
I was a show-off, and I never stopped showing off for the next six years of learning. 
I offer no apologies, I'm most popular and I should be, cuz I got the best biceps in 
Seam and probably beyond, certainly the best at Robo Village. Cry if you want, I'm the 
most popular! -- The Redneck, Chartered Recognition Leader, Popularity Leader and THE 
Duelmaster of Seam

Mr Read-a-lot -- During that fight, I certainly took the time to read a lot, you 
didn't really do anything, so I just stood there. -- I Don't Mow

Ahshondalai -- I might have taken a drug that sounded like your name, but I drink a 
lot, and I mean A LOT, so I don't remember.  Anyway, I beat you good. -- Pregnant 
Alcoholic

Space Toast -- That may be it for me, the Landlord was pissed when I lost. - The 
Scrapper

Teepeetotaler -- Haha, you have "pee" in your name, that is funny. -- Trailer Trash

Seam -- Game on! -- The Landlord

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE REDNECK was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OKSTUPID viciously butchered THE WRECK KING in a 3 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
BLERG! was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
THE SCRAPPER was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
TONY butchered SHEWISH BOUNCER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
OBNOXIOUS was assassinated by SHEWISH BOUNCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
GRIPPE was viciously butchered by SWINE GOLEM in a 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
AGUE was slain by SHEWISH BOUNCER in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
PTBNL was butchered by THE WRECK KING in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
DEORN overcame FRIENDZONE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome Bloodfeud melee.
BOOJUM was vanquished by REPLACEMENT THEORY in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
WHAT'S STREAMING was savagely defeated by CODEX in a 2 minute brutal Bloodfeud fight.
ATARI 2600 viciously subdued GUT SHOT in a popular 1 minute brutal Bloodfeud bout.
TEXAS ALEXANDER subdued GLOOM in a 1 minute amateur's Bloodfeud competition.
CHUGS devastated GENERAL LIABILITY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS was viciously subdued by FURIOUS INHALER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
PATRON SILVER viciously subdued PASCAL LYNXEAR in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
HOP ONTHEBUS GUS overcame DOCTOR LION in a 1 minute master's Challenge Title bout.
EPICUREAN was bested by LIZ DANFORTH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
POOR JUDGEMENT savagely defeated MECHADEPLORABLE in a 7 minute Challenge match.
DARK INEBRIATOR was beaten by I DON'T MOW in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
THE LAST BEER devastated MR. READ-A-LOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MANOWAR was savagely defeated by TRAPS in a action packed 4 minute Challenge bout.
EARTHQUAKE SEASON was handily defeated by SPACE TOAST in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
PLANK was subdued by TEENAGE DAUGHTER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SUZIE CANA defeated NAKED AND AFRAID in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
HOODED LEMMING overpowered HELLVETICA in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
SCROLLING REDDIT defeated THE ACES in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CHARTREUSE won victory over GUMBO in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SAM LAY was vanquished by BRITTNEY GRINER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
TEEPEETOTALER beat PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
DO IT TOMORROW luckily beat BARBARA EDEN in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
CANNON MOLE handily defeated GREG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TIDE POD luckily beat ALBERT in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
SHAKIN' FOR BACON beat MILK CRATE in a 5 minute expert vs. novice Challenge bout.
ROSE MOFFORD vanquished WHAT MONTH IS IT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TRAILER TRASH was subdued by BIFF in a 4 minute novice vs. expert Challenge struggle.
DARKNESS was defeated by GEORGIA TOM DORSEY in a 2 minute Challenge match.
MAYOR FOX was demolished by ETERNAL BLOSSOM in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BULLY BOBCAT was overpowered by CROAKER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GI JANE handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BENNAKYL defeated ANVIL in a action packed 1 minute expert's battle.
GOAT WITH NO NAME devastated DAKIA WILDROSE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
COCAINE SMILE assassinated AMOXIKILLIN in a 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
HOEB viciously subdued WASTED in a exciting 1 minute brutal conflict.
MOTHER-IN-LAW was overpowered by DY-QUIL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HARMACIST won victory over PINK FOAM in a popular 1 minute bout.
SKUNK APE overcame TUMBLE BELLY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
CALI GOLD RUSH was unbelievably bested by VERUS CAIN in a exciting 4 minute match.
FLAMING DR PEPPER savagely defeated PITFALL in a 3 minute veteran vs. novice battle.
STEVEN was devastated by CANDYMAN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
VORA LIONEYE devastated PARNO in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JOHNNY COPELAND bested WILLIAM BUCKWELL III in a 2 minute fight.
CHARLIE CHARLIE bested FARMER FOX in a 3 minute bloody novice's match.
BURP butchered ADVENTURE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MICROMANAGEMENT slimly lost to ACHILLES in a 2 minute gory novice's struggle.
EVOLETT devastated POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
COMBAT was overpowered by THICK AS THEBES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
VELMA lost to MARGINAL MAN in a 3 minute brutal amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         AIMED BLOW        79 -  55 -  2      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         LUNGING ATTACK   129 - 108 -  6      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         TOTAL PARRY       87 -  82 -  2      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  18 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  22 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         WALL OF STEEL     53 -  65 -  5      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         SLASHING ATTACK   42 -  55 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         BASHING ATTACK    40 -  55 -  5      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-STRIKE      22 -  32 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   35 -  56 -  5      38  |

Turn 200 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  8         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         8 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  8         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  7     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  7         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 11                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HOP ONTHEBUS GUS 1154      15   7  0  125 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHUGS 1219                 14   3  0  122 200 PROOF (87)
AIMED BLOW       PATRON SILVER 1197         11   6  0  117 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
BASHING ATTACK   COCAINE SMILE 1180         14   5  1  115 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
TOTAL PARRY      PASCAL LYNXEAR 1019        32  17  0  113 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
SLASHING ATTACK  CROAKER 1086               18  15  0  102 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
PARRY-STRIKE     GOAT WITH NO NAME 1148     17   6  0  101 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    LIZ DANFORTH 1222          10   6  0   86 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
WALL OF STEEL    FRIENDZONE 1174            11   7  4   66 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
PARRY-LUNGE      SKUNK APE 1190              9   8  0   48 STRANGER DANGERS (82)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BENNAKYL 1109.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MANOWAR 1259.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEORN 1152, POOR 
JUDGEMENT 1213, DARK INEBRIATOR 1216, BARBARA EDEN 1224, CALI GOLD RUSH 1264, FLAMING 
DR PEPPER 1200, FURIOUS INHALER 1108, PATRON SILVER 1197, PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC 1170, 
and ALBERT 1210.

The least popular fighter this week was MECHADEPLORABLE 1080.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were COMBAT 1332, EVOLETT 1326, ADVENTURE 1331, PARNO 1258, STEVEN 
1209, PITFALL 1312, TUMBLE BELLY 1183, MOTHER-IN-LAW 1239, AMOXIKILLIN 1105, and 
BULLY BOBCAT 1078.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

GOAT WITH NO NAME (20-1148) ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
BENNAKYL (20-1109) PHARMANOMICON (76)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

OKSTUPID (20-950) WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
THE REDNECK (20-1129) ROBO VILLAGE (68)