DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/28/2023 Duedate: 03/13/2023
SEAM ARENA
DM-20 TURN-201
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
I DON'T MOW
ROBO VILLAGE (68)
(20-941) [26-29-0,123]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PATRON SILVER POSITION IS EMPTY
CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
(20-1197) [12-6-0,133]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DOCTOR LION PATRON SILVER
HUCKLE'S CATS (23) CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
(20-1127) [12-16-1,106] (20-1197) [12-6-0,133]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LOCAL GIRLS (88)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LOCAL GIRLS (88) 43
2. HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 42 200 PROOF (87)
3. PHARMANOMICON (76) 38 Unchartered Team
4. WAY OF ALL FLESH (17) 36
5. STRANGER DANGERS (82) 33 BASH BROS MANAGERS8 (57)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 200 PROOF (87) 52 36 2 59.1 1/ 1 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 12 3 0
2/ 2 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77) 80 60 3 57.1 2/ 8 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17) 11 4 3
3/ 3 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 106 81 3 56.7 3/ 2 PHARMANOMICON (76) 10 4 1
4/ 4 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17) 216 170 13 56.0 4/ 5 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 10 5 1
5/12 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 44 37 1 54.3 5/ 7 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77) 9 6 2
6/ 5 CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 48 41 1 53.9 6/ 3 CONSTANT SORROW (81) 9 6 2
7/ 6 CONSTANT SORROW (81) 51 44 7 53.7 7/ 6 HERO'S INC (67) 8 6 1
8/ 7 PHARMANOMICON (76) 91 79 6 53.5 8/17 WEIRDING WAYS (53) 8 7 0
9/ 8 PIXELBENDERS (36) 471 419 14 52.9 9/ 9 CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 8 7 0
10/ 9 WEIRDING WAYS (53) 203 185 18 52.3 10/ 4 200 PROOF (87) 7 7 2
11/10 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 511 478 29 51.7 11/10 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 7 8 0
12/11 HERO'S INC (67) 155 149 7 51.0 12/16 PIXELBENDERS (36) 7 8 0
13/16 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 25 25 4 50.0 13/12 LOST SENTINELS (19) 6 9 1
14-14 METAL BLADE (69) 128 129 2 49.8 14/11 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 6 9 0
15/13 ROBO VILLAGE (68) 135 137 3 49.6 15/19 AKAKIA (86) 6 9 0
16/15 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 468 479 14 49.4 16/15 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 6 9 0
17/17 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 428 492 19 46.5 17/14 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 5 7 0
18/18 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 41 49 4 45.6 18/18 HOLD MY BEER (79) 5 9 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-20 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49) 53 77 4 40.8 19/22 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 5 10 0
20/19 HOLD MY BEER (79) 34 51 1 40.0 20/13 ROBO VILLAGE (68) 5 10 0
21/21 LOST SENTINELS (19) 381 585 41 39.4 21/20 STRANGER DANGERS (82) 5 10 0
22/22 STRANGER DANGERS (82) 32 53 2 37.6 22-23 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49) 2 3 0
23/23 AKAKIA (86) 25 58 0 30.1 23-21 METAL BLADE (69) 1 8 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
99 BEERS III!!! (+100) CONTEST STANDINGS -- TURN 17/200
POS BOTTLES TEAM MANAGER
1 48.33 * ALFREDOVISION(TM) alfredo
2 43.50 * WAY OF ALL FLESH Manray
3 37.33 * ROBO VILLAGE Landlord
4 37.00 * CONSTANT SORROW Mannequin
5 36.00 PHARMANOMICON Neuroticus
6 32.33 * 200 PROOF Biff
7 30.33 HERO'S INC Eli
8 30.33 LOCAL GIRLS Professor
9 25.50 DARQUE KNIGHTS Darque
10 23.00 * CALL YOUR SHOT Riff Raff
11 23.00 UNLIKELY HEROES DD
12 21.00 PIXELBENDERS Lorenzo
13 20.00 * STRANGER DANGERS Eb
14 19.00 * PANDEMIC BOREDOM Pappy
15 19.00 * HOLD MY BEER Mr G
16 18.00 METAL BLADE Producer
17 17.33 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES Blue
18 17.00 * AH TONGUES OF FIRE Hammer
19 17.00 * AKAKIA Coach
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN - DM 20
Hello my friends! Is everybody happy?
GUS here: the current best of the best! If my information is correct,
I don't have "quite" enough of those political point thingees to get
invited on the turn 201, so you all will be graced with my presence
one more time before "I'm outta here."
Unlike any of my compatriots on this sad excuse for a team, I have
some chance at continuing my fighting career at the Isle. From what I
understand of alfredo's ADM squad, it is *real* hard to get a chance
to fight at the Isle even occasionally...so I will be honored if I
happen to make the grade. My chances are slim but it is possible; it
all comes down to what the trainers at the Isle have to say. I am +4
in attack so I have that going for me, but DAMN that longsword I use
is just so painfully heavy!
Speaking of the Isle, you might have noticed that my teammate GOAT
WITH NO NAME got her invite this turn. A lot of managers make a point
of disclosing the vitals of thier departing warriors, and I see no
reason not to go ahead with that "tradition" of sorts.
8-9-12-14-8-9-10. Does that sound like the base stats of a 17-6
parry-strike? Well...believe it or not...it's true:
GOAT WITH NO NAME, PS: 9-9-12-21(1)-15(1)-9-11. Epee, moderate/low, +4
decise. Travels to the Isle sporting expert attack, advanced expert
parry, master decise. She was a real winner and will be missed. She
retires with honor at the Isle and will be provided with a lifetime
supply of hay. LOL
You may have noticed I referred to ALFREDOVISION(TM) as a "sad excuse
for a team" despite vying for the Top Chartered Team honors (DAMN you
Biff!). ALFREDOVISION(TM) has had a grand total of 15 replacements
since the start, and none of the original warriors are still alive so
all five of us are represented here. Just for fun I will show you all
15 rollups; try to guess which 5 were used...and don't cheat by
looking up sizes! It'll be more fun for you without doing that. Ha!
Here they/we are:
13-11-10-8-7-12-9
10-12-13-4-12-5-14
12-10-11-14-5-13-5
5-9-17-8-11-10-10
8-9-12-14-8-9-10
5-10-16-9-12-8-10
6-5-13-14-3-12-17
10-13-12-9-8-8-10
10-9-17-10-9-10-5
5-11-19-11-12-5-7*
10-10-19-4-7-13-7
9-10-8-9-5-10-19
12-13-14-6-4-13-8
6-5-16-10-8-13-12
* this one was a LU that rolled up -4 attack then was immediately DA'd
Looks like a bunch of losers that should probably all be DA'd right?
Well among them you can find all 5 of the merry band of misfits that
you know as ALFREDOVISION(TM). Sometimes you've just gotta go with
what you're dealt, even when you don't get any aces (or kings...or
queens...).
GUS
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
SEAM brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. If this keeps up, ROBO VILLAGE, you'll
have to shine swords instead of use them. A drop of 7 in the rankings? WEIRDING
WAYS turned their 3-2-0 turn into a 8th place rank in the listings this turn. Any
better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Gee, I'm impressed, a 4-1-0 is nice,
but don't get cocky, WAY OF ALL FLESH, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are
proud. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see DY-QUIL win a fight and gain
25 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, DY-QUIL beat GI JANE and GI JANE lost 33 points.
You're breakin' my heart. I DON'T MOW challenged SEAM's Duelmaster for a shot at the
throne. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as I DON'T MOW takes the Title
and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good
mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you,
SEAM?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. DO IT TOMORROW was challenged more times this turn
than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Looks like time
for laurels or hemlock, CHUGS was challenged by BULLY BOBCAT, who was ranked 40
points below her. My sides still hurt from laughing about CHUGS losing and giving
BULLY BOBCAT 21 points of recognition. Ha ha ha ha!! GREG was challenged by one of
WEIRDING WAYS' warriors this turn, with CANNON MOLE having a lead of 28 points going
into the fight. And golly gee, CANNON MOLE bested GREG. Aren't we all surprised and
impressed? Now look at this. THICK AS THEBES challenged down 17 against HUCKLE'S
CATS' FARMER FOX. What a weasel! This is the sort of thing that makes the price of
admission to SEAM's games worth it! THICK AS THEBES was defeated by FARMER FOX!! I
guess I can give a little credit to MECHADEPLORABLE of WAY OF ALL FLESH for
challenging up by 18 to CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. MECHADEPLORABLE won to get 96 points of
recognition.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for SEAM's
morgue. More variety. ALFREDOVISION(TM) has cause to pause today, as GOAT WITH NO
NAME was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll
wager. Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see WHAT MONTH IS IT
and PANDEMIC BOREDOM at The Frozen Arms Inn tonight celebrating their bloodfeud
victory over CODEX. A big yahoo goes out to PITFALL this turn, for revenging
PIXELBENDERS' bloodfeud against 200 PROOF's warrior BURP. Heh, heh, heh. Titanium
shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of
weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before
I leave the fine city of SEAM. I feel much better now. I see the crowds are getting
restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
I DON'T MOW 941 26 29 0 123 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PATRON SILVER 1197 12 6 0 133 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
COCAINE SMILE 1180 15 5 1 125 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
FURIOUS INHALER 1108 20 14 1 117 PHARMANOMICON (76)
PASCAL LYNXEAR 1019 32 18 0 114 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
CROAKER 1086 19 15 0 106 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
DOCTOR LION 1127 12 16 1 106 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 679 26 25 1 104 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
BULLY BOBCAT 1078 17 19 0 103 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
DY-QUIL 1107 18 17 1 102 PHARMANOMICON (76)
LIZ DANFORTH 1222 11 6 0 99 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
HOP ONTHEBUS GUS 1154 15 8 0 98 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
POOR JUDGEMENT 1213 13 5 1 98 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
MECHADEPLORABLE 1080 23 13 0 96 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
ETERNAL BLOSSOM 1158 13 10 0 92 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MR. READ-A-LOT 1077 14 22 0 88 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
TRAPS 983 16 38 1 87 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
CHUGS 1219 14 4 0 87 200 PROOF (87)
HOEB 1184 12 7 1 86 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
EARTHQUAKE SEASON 887 16 16 0 84 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
-ANVIL 1113 12 17 0 83 METAL BLADE (69)
THE LAST BEER 1244 9 5 0 83 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
GI JANE 1171 12 8 0 78 HERO'S INC (67)
REPLACEMENT THEORY 1164 11 10 1 75 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
GENERAL LIABILITY 38 16 22 0 74 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
SUZIE CANA 1262 8 2 0 74 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
DARK INEBRIATOR 1216 13 4 0 73 200 PROOF (87)
-MANOWAR 1259 7 6 0 73 METAL BLADE (69)
FRIENDZONE 1174 12 7 4 70 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
HOODED LEMMING 1249 10 5 0 69 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
DO IT TOMORROW 1133 14 4 2 68 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EPICUREAN 1246 8 6 0 68 METAL BLADE (69)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SKUNK APE 1190 10 8 0 66 STRANGER DANGERS (82)
BRITTNEY GRINER 1225 9 8 1 66 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
MOTHER-IN-LAW 1239 9 7 0 66 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
DEORN 1152 14 10 2 64 HERO'S INC (67)
DAKIA WILDROSE 1159 11 12 0 63 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
MAYOR FOX 1179 10 10 0 63 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
GUMBO 1075 11 26 1 60 LOST SENTINELS (19)
BARBARA EDEN 1224 11 6 0 60 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
THE ACES 1277 6 4 1 60 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
-AHSHONDALAI 498 15 13 1 59 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARMACIST 1126 11 11 0 55 PHARMANOMICON (76)
TEENAGE DAUGHTER 1238 10 6 0 53 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
BOOJUM 1284 7 2 0 52 STRANGER DANGERS (82)
SCROLLING REDDIT 1136 9 9 0 50 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
WASTED 1217 10 8 1 49 200 PROOF (87)
CHARTREUSE 1199 10 8 0 49 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
FLAMING DR PEPPER 1200 11 7 0 47 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
SPACE TOAST 1285 6 4 0 47 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
TIDE POD 1143 10 8 0 46 HOLD MY BEER (79)
NAKED AND AFRAID 1160 12 9 0 45 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
ATARI 2600 1269 9 4 0 45 PIXELBENDERS (36)
WHAT MONTH IS IT 1135 7 11 0 44 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
ROSE MOFFORD 1223 5 12 0 42 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
EVOLETT 1326 4 0 0 42 LOST SENTINELS (19)
SHAKIN' FOR BACON 1050 9 10 1 41 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
PLANK 1145 8 10 0 41 HOLD MY BEER (79)
PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC 1170 8 12 0 39 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
TEEPEETOTALER 1218 10 8 0 38 200 PROOF (87)
TUMBLE BELLY 1183 9 10 0 38 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
VORA LIONEYE 1300 4 3 0 38 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
GEORGIA TOM DORSEY 1278 5 5 0 37 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
-FRAHNDAHDAHDIAH 552 9 9 0 36 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
ALBERT 1210 4 13 0 36 AKAKIA (86)
WHAT'S STREAMING 1137 8 10 1 35 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CANNON MOLE 1139 6 1 2 33 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
BIFF 1212 6 11 0 33 AKAKIA (86)
-BRAHNDAHDAHDIAH 557 5 12 1 33 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
-BRONDOSHONDIEHI 1289 3 4 1 33 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
HELLVETICA 1236 8 8 0 32 PIXELBENDERS (36)
SAM LAY 1279 5 5 1 32 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
PARNO 1258 4 10 0 31 LOST SENTINELS (19)
VERUS CAIN 1255 8 6 0 30 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
ACHILLES 1342 2 0 0 29 HERO'S INC (67)
CALI GOLD RUSH 1264 7 6 0 27 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
PITFALL 1312 5 1 0 27 PIXELBENDERS (36)
STEVEN 1209 4 13 0 27 AKAKIA (86)
TONY 1316 2 2 1 27 HERO'S INC (67)
PINK FOAM 1295 4 4 0 26 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
-SHONDAILADONDAI 856 4 12 0 24 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
CODEX 1268 3 10 1 24 LOST SENTINELS (19)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GUT SHOT 1282 6 4 1 23 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
CANDYMAN 1283 2 7 0 22 STRANGER DANGERS (82)
MICROMANAGEMENT 1325 3 1 1 19 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
TEXAS ALEXANDER 1330 3 0 1 19 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOHNNY COPELAND 1281 4 6 0 18 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
FARMER FOX 1341 1 1 0 16 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
HOLD THIS 1352 1 0 0 16 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
BURP 1322 2 2 1 15 200 PROOF (87)
TEMPEST 1348 1 0 0 15 PIXELBENDERS (36)
WILLIAM BUCKWELL III 1304 2 4 0 12 AKAKIA (86)
CHARLIE CHARLIE 1313 3 1 0 10 HOLD MY BEER (79)
GLOOM 1309 1 5 1 9 LOST SENTINELS (19)
THICK AS THEBES 1336 1 1 0 5 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
COMBAT 1332 1 2 0 5 PIXELBENDERS (36)
GRAVITINA 1351 1 0 0 5 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
MARGINAL MAN 1343 1 1 0 4 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
-DARKNESS 1320 0 3 0 3 METAL BLADE (69)
GREG 1328 0 3 0 3 AKAKIA (86)
VELMA 1338 0 2 0 2 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
CRAPTASTIC 1345 0 1 0 1 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
GALLON SMASHER 1337 0 1 0 1 HOLD MY BEER (79)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TEENAGE HOODLUM 0 0 0 WASTED 1217 201 NONE
SLICK 1208 7 7 0 AKAKIA 86 DO IT TOMORROW 1133 198
POSTMAN 1201 6 10 1 HERO'S INC 67 FRIENDZONE 1174 199 REVENGED
BANANA SPRITE 1323 0 1 0 HOLD MY BEER 79 TEXAS ALEXANDER 1330 199
KYLIE JENNER LIP 1146 6 8 1 HOLD MY BEER 79 THE ACES 1277 197 NOT REVENGED
MILK CRATE 1298 0 6 0 HOLD MY BEER 79 SWINE GOLEM 201 NONE
AETERNAM 1299 2 1 0 METAL BLADE 69 SAM LAY 1279 197 REVENGED
POPS STAPLES 1280 2 5 1 NO TOURNAMENT BLU 89 GLOOM 1309 198 JUST REVENGED
STIMULUS CHECK 1272 3 6 1 PANDEMIC BOREDOM 78 CODEX 1268 199 JUST REVENGED
AMOXIKILLIN 1105 14 13 2 PHARMANOMICON 76 COCAINE SMILE 1180 200
ADVENTURE 1331 0 2 0 PIXELBENDERS 36 BURP 1322 200 JUST REVENGED
SNAFU 1286 5 2 0 PIXELBENDERS 36 GUT SHOT 1282 198 JUST REVENGED
BIG GUY 1346 0 1 0 ROBO VILLAGE 68 SPYMASTER 201 NONE
LESS BIG GUY 1347 0 1 0 ROBO VILLAGE 68 BANDIT PRINCE 201 NONE
TRAILER TRASH 1310 2 4 0 ROBO VILLAGE 68 MICROMANAGEMENT 1325 201
BRAIN WORMS 1349 0 1 0 STRANGER DANGERS 82 THE WRECK KING 201 NONE
CONSUMPTION 1350 0 1 0 STRANGER DANGERS 82 THE WRECK KING 201 NONE
MOTHMAN 1189 6 10 1 STRANGER DANGERS 82 REPLACEMENT THEO 1164 199
SUICIDE MISSION 1051 9 8 0 WEIRDING WAYS 53 AMOXIKILLIN 1105 199 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Coach -- I was rescuing some orphans from a burning building, thanks for asking! And
I've already gone through a divorce, that's why I'm back to playing this damn game! --
Pappy
So instead of rejoining society this weekend or rewatching Arrested Development, I
decided to sort all of my comics, put them in a spreadsheet, and make a Power BI
dashboard. I can now quickly see that none of my 1500 comics are worth anything and
that I pick comics like I pick warriors. -- Pappy
Brittney Griner -- A 32% pay cut? Looks like the Phoenix Mercury knows something that
the Professor doesn't. -- Pandemic Boredom
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GOAT WITH NO NAME viciously butchered THE WRECK KING in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
MILK CRATE was savagely slain by SWINE GOLEM in a 3 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
LESS BIG GUY was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BRAIN WORMS was barely slain by THE WRECK KING in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
CONSUMPTION was narrowly killed by THE WRECK KING in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BIG GUY was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
ATARI 2600 devastated GUT SHOT in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
BIFF was viciously subdued by DO IT TOMORROW in a dull 14 minute Bloodfeud fight.
WHAT MONTH IS IT vanquished CODEX in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
PITFALL outlasted BURP in a action packed 7 minute Bloodfeud duel.
I DON'T MOW defeated HOP ONTHEBUS GUS in a 6 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
PATRON SILVER savagely defeated PASCAL LYNXEAR in a exciting 7 minute Challenge fight.
COCAINE SMILE bested POOR JUDGEMENT in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
LIZ DANFORTH devastated TRAPS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
BULLY BOBCAT overcame CHUGS in a 3 minute gory Challenge conflict.
DOCTOR LION vanquished THE LAST BEER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MECHADEPLORABLE viciously subdued CAPTAIN OBVIOUS in a 23 minute Challenge fray.
BRITTNEY GRINER devastated PLANK in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
REPLACEMENT THEORY overpowered CHARTREUSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SCROLLING REDDIT was bested by THE ACES in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
HOODED LEMMING overpowered NAKED AND AFRAID in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SUZIE CANA overpowered HARMACIST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
BOOJUM handily defeated VERUS CAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SHAKIN' FOR BACON narrowly defeated WHAT'S STREAMING in a 7 minute Challenge fight.
TIDE POD beat PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
MOTHER-IN-LAW overpowered SPACE TOAST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HELLVETICA was viciously subdued by FLAMING DR PEPPER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
CANNON MOLE handily defeated GREG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
CANDYMAN was overpowered by ROSE MOFFORD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
CALI GOLD RUSH was beaten by ALBERT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
THICK AS THEBES was defeated by FARMER FOX in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
CHARLIE CHARLIE was overpowered by PARNO in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MICROMANAGEMENT slew TRAILER TRASH in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
VELMA was beaten by WILLIAM BUCKWELL III in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
CROAKER overpowered GENERAL LIABILITY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
FURIOUS INHALER devastated ETERNAL BLOSSOM in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BENNAKYL devastated DARK INEBRIATOR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GI JANE was devastated by DY-QUIL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MR. READ-A-LOT overpowered DAKIA WILDROSE in a 3 minute one-sided match.
DEORN was handily defeated by HOEB in a 1 minute uneven match.
MAYOR FOX was overpowered by EARTHQUAKE SEASON in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FRIENDZONE savagely defeated GUMBO in a exciting 5 minute bloody competition.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER was viciously subdued by SKUNK APE in a popular 3 minute match.
BARBARA EDEN viciously subdued TUMBLE BELLY in a 2 minute bloody duel.
WASTED savagely slew TEENAGE HOODLUM in a 2 minute gory expert vs. amateur conflict.
TEEPEETOTALER was outwaited by EVOLETT in a 13 minute master vs. beginner upset match.
PINK FOAM was subdued by VORA LIONEYE in a 1 minute match.
SAM LAY defeated GLOOM in a 1 minute battle.
GEORGIA TOM DORSEY narrowly defeated TONY in a popular 3 minute duel.
STEVEN overpowered COMBAT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
JOHNNY COPELAND was handily defeated by ACHILLES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TEXAS ALEXANDER subdued CRAPTASTIC in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
MARGINAL MAN was demolished by TEMPEST in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GALLON SMASHER was beaten by GRAVITINA in a 1 minute amateur's conflict.
HOLD THIS handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 21 AIMED BLOW 78 - 58 - 2 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 15 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 17 - 1 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 13 LUNGING ATTACK 127 - 109 - 6 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 TOTAL PARRY 83 - 78 - 2 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 10 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 21 - 0 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 BASHING ATTACK 44 - 53 - 5 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 53 - 66 - 6 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 SLASHING ATTACK 43 - 55 - 2 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 21 - 34 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 35 - 57 - 5 38 |
Turn 201 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 8 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 7 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 5 - 10 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 7 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 10 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW PATRON SILVER 1197 12 6 0 133 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
BASHING ATTACK COCAINE SMILE 1180 15 5 1 125 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
LUNGING ATTACK FURIOUS INHALER 1108 20 14 1 117 PHARMANOMICON (76)
TOTAL PARRY PASCAL LYNXEAR 1019 32 18 0 114 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
SLASHING ATTACK CROAKER 1086 19 15 0 106 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
PARRY-RIPOSTE LIZ DANFORTH 1222 11 6 0 99 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
STRIKING ATTACK CHUGS 1219 14 4 0 87 200 PROOF (87)
PARRY-LUNGE REPLACEMENT THEORY 1164 11 10 1 75 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
WALL OF STEEL FRIENDZONE 1174 12 7 4 70 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DOCTOR LION 1127. The most popular warrior this
turn was PATRON SILVER 1197. The ten other most popular fighters were HOP ONTHEBUS
GUS 1154, BURP 1322, TONY 1316, SKUNK APE 1190, LIZ DANFORTH 1222, PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC
1170, GUMBO 1075, CHUGS 1219, SHAKIN' FOR BACON 1050, and WHAT'S STREAMING 1137.
The least popular fighter this week was CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 679. The other ten least
popular fighters were MECHADEPLORABLE 1080, TEEPEETOTALER 1218, BIFF 1212, EVOLETT
1326, DO IT TOMORROW 1133, GALLON SMASHER 1337, MARGINAL MAN 1343, PINK FOAM 1295,
TUMBLE BELLY 1183, and MAYOR FOX 1179.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
I DON'T MOW (20-941) ROBO VILLAGE (68)
PASCAL LYNXEAR (20-1019) DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BENNAKYL (20-1109) PHARMANOMICON (76)
GOAT WITH NO NAME (20-1148) ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LXVIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GYPSY MOTH 704 (163-85-6) 1 4 0 MERCENARY MOTHS
KHARMA 3112 (165-117-1) 1 4 0 WRATHMEN
DOOMSTRIKE 652 (174-88-3) 0 5 0 FIREHAND ORCS
GRISHNAKH 737 (151-104-2) 0 5 0 FIREHAND ORCS
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SMOKEHEAD 175 (119-78-1) 5 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
VOX SUNFIRE 773 (31-36-2) 0 3 0 DARQUE KNIGHTS