DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/28/2023    Duedate: 03/13/2023

SEAM ARENA

DM-20    TURN-201

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

I DON'T MOW
ROBO VILLAGE (68)
(20-941) [26-29-0,123]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PATRON SILVER                  POSITION IS EMPTY
CALL YOUR SHOT (84)            
(20-1197) [12-6-0,133]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DOCTOR LION                    PATRON SILVER
HUCKLE'S CATS (23)             CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
(20-1127) [12-16-1,106]        (20-1197) [12-6-0,133]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LOCAL GIRLS (88)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LOCAL GIRLS (88)            43
2. HUCKLE'S CATS (23)          42      200 PROOF (87)
3. PHARMANOMICON (76)          38      Unchartered Team
4. WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)       36
5. STRANGER DANGERS (82)       33      BASH BROS MANAGERS8 (57)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 200 PROOF (87)            52  36  2 59.1   1/ 1 LOCAL GIRLS (88)         12  3 0
 2/ 2 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)    80  60  3 57.1   2/ 8 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)    11  4 3
 3/ 3 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)      106  81  3 56.7   3/ 2 PHARMANOMICON (76)       10  4 1
 4/ 4 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)    216 170 13 56.0   4/ 5 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 10  5 1
 5/12 LOCAL GIRLS (88)          44  37  1 54.3   5/ 7 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)    9  6 2
 6/ 5 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)       48  41  1 53.9   6/ 3 CONSTANT SORROW (81)      9  6 2
 7/ 6 CONSTANT SORROW (81)      51  44  7 53.7   7/ 6 HERO'S INC (67)           8  6 1
 8/ 7 PHARMANOMICON (76)        91  79  6 53.5   8/17 WEIRDING WAYS (53)        8  7 0
 9/ 8 PIXELBENDERS (36)        471 419 14 52.9   9/ 9 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)       8  7 0
10/ 9 WEIRDING WAYS (53)       203 185 18 52.3  10/ 4 200 PROOF (87)            7  7 2
11/10 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)      511 478 29 51.7  11/10 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       7  8 0
12/11 HERO'S INC (67)          155 149  7 51.0  12/16 PIXELBENDERS (36)         7  8 0
13/16 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)  25  25  4 50.0  13/12 LOST SENTINELS (19)       6  9 1
14-14 METAL BLADE (69)         128 129  2 49.8  14/11 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)       6  9 0
15/13 ROBO VILLAGE (68)        135 137  3 49.6  15/19 AKAKIA (86)               6  9 0
16/15 THIRSTY THUGS (31)       468 479 14 49.4  16/15 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)     6  9 0
17/17 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)       428 492 19 46.5  17/14 THIRSTY THUGS (31)        5  7 0
18/18 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)     41  49  4 45.6  18/18 HOLD MY BEER (79)         5  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-20 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)   53  77  4 40.8  19/22 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        5 10 0
20/19 HOLD MY BEER (79)         34  51  1 40.0  20/13 ROBO VILLAGE (68)         5 10 0
21/21 LOST SENTINELS (19)      381 585 41 39.4  21/20 STRANGER DANGERS (82)     5 10 0
22/22 STRANGER DANGERS (82)     32  53  2 37.6  22-23 AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)   2  3 0
23/23 AKAKIA (86)               25  58  0 30.1  23-21 METAL BLADE (69)          1  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

               99 BEERS III!!! (+100) CONTEST STANDINGS -- TURN 17/200

                  POS  BOTTLES    TEAM                  MANAGER
                   1    48.33   * ALFREDOVISION(TM)     alfredo
                   2    43.50   * WAY OF ALL FLESH      Manray
                   3    37.33   * ROBO VILLAGE          Landlord
                   4    37.00   * CONSTANT SORROW       Mannequin
                   5    36.00     PHARMANOMICON         Neuroticus
                   6    32.33   * 200 PROOF             Biff
                   7    30.33     HERO'S INC            Eli
                   8    30.33     LOCAL GIRLS           Professor
                   9    25.50     DARQUE KNIGHTS        Darque
                  10    23.00   * CALL YOUR SHOT        Riff Raff
                  11    23.00     UNLIKELY HEROES       DD
                  12    21.00     PIXELBENDERS          Lorenzo
                  13    20.00   * STRANGER DANGERS      Eb
                  14    19.00   * PANDEMIC BOREDOM      Pappy
                  15    19.00   * HOLD MY BEER          Mr G
                  16    18.00     METAL BLADE           Producer
                  17    17.33     NO TOURNAMENT BLUES   Blue
                  18    17.00   * AH TONGUES OF FIRE    Hammer
                  19    17.00   * AKAKIA                Coach

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

DUELMASTER'S COLUMN - DM 20

Hello my friends! Is everybody happy?

GUS here: the current best of the best! If my information is correct,
I don't have "quite" enough of those political point thingees to get
invited on the turn 201, so you all will be graced with my presence
one more time before "I'm outta here."

Unlike any of my compatriots on this sad excuse for a team, I have
some chance at continuing my fighting career at the Isle. From what I
understand of alfredo's ADM squad, it is *real* hard to get a chance
to fight at the Isle even occasionally...so I will be honored if I
happen to make the grade. My chances are slim but it is possible; it
all comes down to what the trainers at the Isle have to say. I am +4
in attack so I have that going for me, but DAMN that longsword I use
is just so painfully heavy!

Speaking of the Isle, you might have noticed that my teammate GOAT
WITH NO NAME got her invite this turn. A lot of managers make a point
of disclosing the vitals of thier departing warriors, and I see no
reason not to go ahead with that "tradition" of sorts.

8-9-12-14-8-9-10. Does that sound like the base stats of a 17-6
parry-strike? Well...believe it or not...it's true:

GOAT WITH NO NAME, PS: 9-9-12-21(1)-15(1)-9-11. Epee, moderate/low, +4
decise. Travels to the Isle sporting expert attack, advanced expert
parry, master decise. She was a real winner and will be missed. She
retires with honor at the Isle and will be provided with a lifetime
supply of hay. LOL

You may have noticed I referred to ALFREDOVISION(TM) as a "sad excuse
for a team" despite vying for the Top Chartered Team honors (DAMN you
Biff!). ALFREDOVISION(TM) has had a grand total of 15 replacements
since the start, and none of the original warriors are still alive so
all five of us are represented here. Just for fun I will show you all
15 rollups; try to guess which 5 were used...and don't cheat by
looking up sizes! It'll be more fun for you without doing that. Ha!

Here they/we are:

13-11-10-8-7-12-9
10-12-13-4-12-5-14
12-10-11-14-5-13-5
5-9-17-8-11-10-10
8-9-12-14-8-9-10
5-10-16-9-12-8-10
6-5-13-14-3-12-17
10-13-12-9-8-8-10
10-9-17-10-9-10-5
5-11-19-11-12-5-7*
10-10-19-4-7-13-7
9-10-8-9-5-10-19
12-13-14-6-4-13-8
6-5-16-10-8-13-12

* this one was a LU that rolled up -4 attack then was immediately DA'd

Looks like a bunch of losers that should probably all be DA'd right?
Well among them you can find all 5 of the merry band of misfits that
you know as ALFREDOVISION(TM). Sometimes you've just gotta go with
what you're dealt, even when you don't get any aces (or kings...or
queens...).

GUS

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
SEAM brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  If this keeps up, ROBO VILLAGE, you'll 
have to shine swords instead of use them.  A drop of 7 in the rankings?  WEIRDING 
WAYS turned their 3-2-0 turn into a 8th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any 
better than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 4-1-0 is nice, 
but don't get cocky, WAY OF ALL FLESH, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are 
proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see DY-QUIL win a fight and gain 
25 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, DY-QUIL beat GI JANE and GI JANE lost 33 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  I DON'T MOW challenged SEAM's Duelmaster for a shot at the 
throne.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as I DON'T MOW takes the Title 
and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good 
mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, 
SEAM?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  DO IT TOMORROW was challenged more times this turn 
than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  Looks like time 
for laurels or hemlock, CHUGS was challenged by BULLY BOBCAT, who was ranked 40 
points below her.  My sides still hurt from laughing about CHUGS losing and giving 
BULLY BOBCAT 21 points of recognition.  Ha ha ha ha!!  GREG was challenged by one of 
WEIRDING WAYS' warriors this turn, with CANNON MOLE having a lead of 28 points going 
into the fight.  And golly gee, CANNON MOLE bested GREG.  Aren't we all surprised and 
impressed?  Now look at this.  THICK AS THEBES challenged down 17 against HUCKLE'S 
CATS' FARMER FOX.  What a weasel!  This is the sort of thing that makes the price of 
admission to SEAM's games worth it!  THICK AS THEBES was defeated by FARMER FOX!!  I 
guess I can give a little credit to MECHADEPLORABLE of WAY OF ALL FLESH for 
challenging up by 18 to CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.  MECHADEPLORABLE won to get 96 points of 
recognition.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for SEAM's 
morgue.  More variety.  ALFREDOVISION(TM) has cause to pause today, as GOAT WITH NO 
NAME was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll 
wager.  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see WHAT MONTH IS IT 
and PANDEMIC BOREDOM at The Frozen Arms Inn tonight celebrating their bloodfeud 
victory over CODEX.  A big yahoo goes out to PITFALL this turn, for revenging 
PIXELBENDERS' bloodfeud against 200 PROOF's warrior BURP.  Heh, heh, heh.  Titanium 
shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of 
weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of SEAM.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds are getting 
restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 I DON'T MOW 941              26  29  0   123       ROBO VILLAGE (68)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PATRON SILVER 1197           12   6  0   133       CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
 COCAINE SMILE 1180           15   5  1   125       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 FURIOUS INHALER 1108         20  14  1   117       PHARMANOMICON (76)
 PASCAL LYNXEAR 1019          32  18  0   114       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 CROAKER 1086                 19  15  0   106       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 DOCTOR LION 1127             12  16  1   106       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 679          26  25  1   104       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 BULLY BOBCAT 1078            17  19  0   103       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 DY-QUIL 1107                 18  17  1   102       PHARMANOMICON (76)
 LIZ DANFORTH 1222            11   6  0    99       LOCAL GIRLS (88)
 HOP ONTHEBUS GUS 1154        15   8  0    98       ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
 POOR JUDGEMENT 1213          13   5  1    98       CONSTANT SORROW (81)
 MECHADEPLORABLE 1080         23  13  0    96       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 ETERNAL BLOSSOM 1158         13  10  0    92       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MR. READ-A-LOT 1077          14  22  0    88       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 TRAPS 983                    16  38  1    87       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 CHUGS 1219                   14   4  0    87       200 PROOF (87)
 HOEB 1184                    12   7  1    86       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 EARTHQUAKE SEASON 887        16  16  0    84       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
-ANVIL 1113                   12  17  0    83       METAL BLADE (69)
 THE LAST BEER 1244            9   5  0    83       ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
 GI JANE 1171                 12   8  0    78       HERO'S INC (67)
 REPLACEMENT THEORY 1164      11  10  1    75       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 GENERAL LIABILITY 38         16  22  0    74       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 SUZIE CANA 1262               8   2  0    74       LOCAL GIRLS (88)
 DARK INEBRIATOR 1216         13   4  0    73       200 PROOF (87)
-MANOWAR 1259                  7   6  0    73       METAL BLADE (69)
 FRIENDZONE 1174              12   7  4    70       CONSTANT SORROW (81)
 HOODED LEMMING 1249          10   5  0    69       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 DO IT TOMORROW 1133          14   4  2    68       PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EPICUREAN 1246                8   6  0    68       METAL BLADE (69)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKUNK APE 1190               10   8  0    66       STRANGER DANGERS (82)
 BRITTNEY GRINER 1225          9   8  1    66       LOCAL GIRLS (88)
 MOTHER-IN-LAW 1239            9   7  0    66       CONSTANT SORROW (81)
 DEORN 1152                   14  10  2    64       HERO'S INC (67)
 DAKIA WILDROSE 1159          11  12  0    63       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 MAYOR FOX 1179               10  10  0    63       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 GUMBO 1075                   11  26  1    60       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 BARBARA EDEN 1224            11   6  0    60       LOCAL GIRLS (88)
 THE ACES 1277                 6   4  1    60       NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
-AHSHONDALAI 498              15  13  1    59       AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARMACIST 1126               11  11  0    55       PHARMANOMICON (76)
 TEENAGE DAUGHTER 1238        10   6  0    53       CONSTANT SORROW (81)
 BOOJUM 1284                   7   2  0    52       STRANGER DANGERS (82)
 SCROLLING REDDIT 1136         9   9  0    50       PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
 WASTED 1217                  10   8  1    49       200 PROOF (87)
 CHARTREUSE 1199              10   8  0    49       CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
 FLAMING DR PEPPER 1200       11   7  0    47       CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
 SPACE TOAST 1285              6   4  0    47       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 TIDE POD 1143                10   8  0    46       HOLD MY BEER (79)
 NAKED AND AFRAID 1160        12   9  0    45       ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
 ATARI 2600 1269               9   4  0    45       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 WHAT MONTH IS IT 1135         7  11  0    44       PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
 ROSE MOFFORD 1223             5  12  0    42       LOCAL GIRLS (88)
 EVOLETT 1326                  4   0  0    42       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 SHAKIN' FOR BACON 1050        9  10  1    41       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 PLANK 1145                    8  10  0    41       HOLD MY BEER (79)
 PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC 1170       8  12  0    39       ROBO VILLAGE (68)
 TEEPEETOTALER 1218           10   8  0    38       200 PROOF (87)
 TUMBLE BELLY 1183             9  10  0    38       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 VORA LIONEYE 1300             4   3  0    38       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 GEORGIA TOM DORSEY 1278       5   5  0    37       NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
-FRAHNDAHDAHDIAH 552           9   9  0    36       AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
 ALBERT 1210                   4  13  0    36       AKAKIA (86)
 WHAT'S STREAMING 1137         8  10  1    35       PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANNON MOLE 1139              6   1  2    33       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 BIFF 1212                     6  11  0    33       AKAKIA (86)
-BRAHNDAHDAHDIAH 557           5  12  1    33       AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
-BRONDOSHONDIEHI 1289          3   4  1    33       AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
 HELLVETICA 1236               8   8  0    32       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 SAM LAY 1279                  5   5  1    32       NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
 PARNO 1258                    4  10  0    31       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 VERUS CAIN 1255               8   6  0    30       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 ACHILLES 1342                 2   0  0    29       HERO'S INC (67)
 CALI GOLD RUSH 1264           7   6  0    27       CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
 PITFALL 1312                  5   1  0    27       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 STEVEN 1209                   4  13  0    27       AKAKIA (86)
 TONY 1316                     2   2  1    27       HERO'S INC (67)
 PINK FOAM 1295                4   4  0    26       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
-SHONDAILADONDAI 856           4  12  0    24       AH TONGUES OF FIRE (49)
 CODEX 1268                    3  10  1    24       LOST SENTINELS (19)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GUT SHOT 1282                 6   4  1    23       CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
 CANDYMAN 1283                 2   7  0    22       STRANGER DANGERS (82)
 MICROMANAGEMENT 1325          3   1  1    19       CONSTANT SORROW (81)
 TEXAS ALEXANDER 1330          3   0  1    19       NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOHNNY COPELAND 1281          4   6  0    18       NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
 FARMER FOX 1341               1   1  0    16       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 HOLD THIS 1352                1   0  0    16       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 BURP 1322                     2   2  1    15       200 PROOF (87)
 TEMPEST 1348                  1   0  0    15       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 WILLIAM BUCKWELL III 1304     2   4  0    12       AKAKIA (86)
 CHARLIE CHARLIE 1313          3   1  0    10       HOLD MY BEER (79)
 GLOOM 1309                    1   5  1     9       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 THICK AS THEBES 1336          1   1  0     5       WEIRDING WAYS (53)
 COMBAT 1332                   1   2  0     5       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 GRAVITINA 1351                1   0  0     5       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 MARGINAL MAN 1343             1   1  0     4       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
-DARKNESS 1320                 0   3  0     3       METAL BLADE (69)
 GREG 1328                     0   3  0     3       AKAKIA (86)
 VELMA 1338                    0   2  0     2       PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
 CRAPTASTIC 1345               0   1  0     1       ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
 GALLON SMASHER 1337           0   1  0     1       HOLD MY BEER (79)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TEENAGE HOODLUM         0  0 0                      WASTED 1217           201  NONE
SLICK 1208              7  7 0 AKAKIA 86            DO IT TOMORROW 1133   198   
POSTMAN 1201            6 10 1 HERO'S INC 67        FRIENDZONE 1174       199  REVENGED
BANANA SPRITE 1323      0  1 0 HOLD MY BEER 79      TEXAS ALEXANDER 1330  199   
KYLIE JENNER LIP 1146   6  8 1 HOLD MY BEER 79      THE ACES 1277         197  NOT REVENGED
MILK CRATE 1298         0  6 0 HOLD MY BEER 79      SWINE GOLEM           201  NONE
AETERNAM 1299           2  1 0 METAL BLADE 69       SAM LAY 1279          197  REVENGED
POPS STAPLES 1280       2  5 1 NO TOURNAMENT BLU 89 GLOOM 1309            198  JUST REVENGED
STIMULUS CHECK 1272     3  6 1 PANDEMIC BOREDOM 78  CODEX 1268            199  JUST REVENGED
AMOXIKILLIN 1105       14 13 2 PHARMANOMICON 76     COCAINE SMILE 1180    200   
ADVENTURE 1331          0  2 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      BURP 1322             200  JUST REVENGED
SNAFU 1286              5  2 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      GUT SHOT 1282         198  JUST REVENGED
BIG GUY 1346            0  1 0 ROBO VILLAGE 68      SPYMASTER             201  NONE
LESS BIG GUY 1347       0  1 0 ROBO VILLAGE 68      BANDIT PRINCE         201  NONE
TRAILER TRASH 1310      2  4 0 ROBO VILLAGE 68      MICROMANAGEMENT 1325  201   
BRAIN WORMS 1349        0  1 0 STRANGER DANGERS 82  THE WRECK KING        201  NONE
CONSUMPTION 1350        0  1 0 STRANGER DANGERS 82  THE WRECK KING        201  NONE
MOTHMAN 1189            6 10 1 STRANGER DANGERS 82  REPLACEMENT THEO 1164 199   
SUICIDE MISSION 1051    9  8 0 WEIRDING WAYS 53     AMOXIKILLIN 1105      199  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Coach -- I was rescuing some orphans from a burning building, thanks for asking!  And 
I've already gone through a divorce, that's why I'm back to playing this damn game! -- 
Pappy

So instead of rejoining society this weekend or rewatching Arrested Development, I 
decided to sort all of my comics, put them in a spreadsheet, and make a Power BI 
dashboard.  I can now quickly see that none of my 1500 comics are worth anything and 
that I pick comics like I pick warriors. -- Pappy

Brittney Griner -- A 32% pay cut?  Looks like the Phoenix Mercury knows something that 
the Professor doesn't. -- Pandemic Boredom

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GOAT WITH NO NAME viciously butchered THE WRECK KING in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
MILK CRATE was savagely slain by SWINE GOLEM in a 3 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
LESS BIG GUY was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BRAIN WORMS was barely slain by THE WRECK KING in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
CONSUMPTION was narrowly killed by THE WRECK KING in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BIG GUY was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
ATARI 2600 devastated GUT SHOT in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
BIFF was viciously subdued by DO IT TOMORROW in a dull 14 minute Bloodfeud fight.
WHAT MONTH IS IT vanquished CODEX in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
PITFALL outlasted BURP in a action packed 7 minute Bloodfeud duel.
I DON'T MOW defeated HOP ONTHEBUS GUS in a 6 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
PATRON SILVER savagely defeated PASCAL LYNXEAR in a exciting 7 minute Challenge fight.
COCAINE SMILE bested POOR JUDGEMENT in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
LIZ DANFORTH devastated TRAPS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
BULLY BOBCAT overcame CHUGS in a 3 minute gory Challenge conflict.
DOCTOR LION vanquished THE LAST BEER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MECHADEPLORABLE viciously subdued CAPTAIN OBVIOUS in a 23 minute Challenge fray.
BRITTNEY GRINER devastated PLANK in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
REPLACEMENT THEORY overpowered CHARTREUSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SCROLLING REDDIT was bested by THE ACES in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
HOODED LEMMING overpowered NAKED AND AFRAID in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SUZIE CANA overpowered HARMACIST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
BOOJUM handily defeated VERUS CAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SHAKIN' FOR BACON narrowly defeated WHAT'S STREAMING in a 7 minute Challenge fight.
TIDE POD beat PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
MOTHER-IN-LAW overpowered SPACE TOAST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HELLVETICA was viciously subdued by FLAMING DR PEPPER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
CANNON MOLE handily defeated GREG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
CANDYMAN was overpowered by ROSE MOFFORD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
CALI GOLD RUSH was beaten by ALBERT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
THICK AS THEBES was defeated by FARMER FOX in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
CHARLIE CHARLIE was overpowered by PARNO in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MICROMANAGEMENT slew TRAILER TRASH in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
VELMA was beaten by WILLIAM BUCKWELL III in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
CROAKER overpowered GENERAL LIABILITY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
FURIOUS INHALER devastated ETERNAL BLOSSOM in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BENNAKYL devastated DARK INEBRIATOR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GI JANE was devastated by DY-QUIL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MR. READ-A-LOT overpowered DAKIA WILDROSE in a 3 minute one-sided match.
DEORN was handily defeated by HOEB in a 1 minute uneven match.
MAYOR FOX was overpowered by EARTHQUAKE SEASON in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FRIENDZONE savagely defeated GUMBO in a exciting 5 minute bloody competition.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER was viciously subdued by SKUNK APE in a popular 3 minute match.
BARBARA EDEN viciously subdued TUMBLE BELLY in a 2 minute bloody duel.
WASTED savagely slew TEENAGE HOODLUM in a 2 minute gory expert vs. amateur conflict.
TEEPEETOTALER was outwaited by EVOLETT in a 13 minute master vs. beginner upset match.
PINK FOAM was subdued by VORA LIONEYE in a 1 minute match.
SAM LAY defeated GLOOM in a 1 minute battle.
GEORGIA TOM DORSEY narrowly defeated TONY in a popular 3 minute duel.
STEVEN overpowered COMBAT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
JOHNNY COPELAND was handily defeated by ACHILLES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TEXAS ALEXANDER subdued CRAPTASTIC in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
MARGINAL MAN was demolished by TEMPEST in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GALLON SMASHER was beaten by GRAVITINA in a 1 minute amateur's conflict.
HOLD THIS handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         AIMED BLOW        78 -  58 -  2      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  17 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         LUNGING ATTACK   127 - 109 -  6      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         TOTAL PARRY       83 -  78 -  2      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  21 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         BASHING ATTACK    44 -  53 -  5      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL     53 -  66 -  6      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         SLASHING ATTACK   43 -  55 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -  34 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   35 -  57 -  5      38  |

Turn 201 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     8 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        6 -  7         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  5         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         5 - 10         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  7         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    11 - 10                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  6                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PATRON SILVER 1197         12   6  0  133 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
BASHING ATTACK   COCAINE SMILE 1180         15   5  1  125 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
LUNGING ATTACK   FURIOUS INHALER 1108       20  14  1  117 PHARMANOMICON (76)
TOTAL PARRY      PASCAL LYNXEAR 1019        32  18  0  114 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
SLASHING ATTACK  CROAKER 1086               19  15  0  106 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    LIZ DANFORTH 1222          11   6  0   99 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHUGS 1219                 14   4  0   87 200 PROOF (87)
PARRY-LUNGE      REPLACEMENT THEORY 1164    11  10  1   75 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
WALL OF STEEL    FRIENDZONE 1174            12   7  4   70 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DOCTOR LION 1127.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PATRON SILVER 1197.  The ten other most popular fighters were HOP ONTHEBUS 
GUS 1154, BURP 1322, TONY 1316, SKUNK APE 1190, LIZ DANFORTH 1222, PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC 
1170, GUMBO 1075, CHUGS 1219, SHAKIN' FOR BACON 1050, and WHAT'S STREAMING 1137.

The least popular fighter this week was CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 679.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MECHADEPLORABLE 1080, TEEPEETOTALER 1218, BIFF 1212, EVOLETT 
1326, DO IT TOMORROW 1133, GALLON SMASHER 1337, MARGINAL MAN 1343, PINK FOAM 1295, 
TUMBLE BELLY 1183, and MAYOR FOX 1179.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

I DON'T MOW (20-941) ROBO VILLAGE (68)
PASCAL LYNXEAR (20-1019) DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BENNAKYL (20-1109) PHARMANOMICON (76)
GOAT WITH NO NAME (20-1148) ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)

                FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LXVIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GYPSY MOTH 704 (163-85-6)              1  4  0         MERCENARY MOTHS      
KHARMA 3112 (165-117-1)                1  4  0         WRATHMEN             
DOOMSTRIKE 652 (174-88-3)              0  5  0         FIREHAND ORCS        
GRISHNAKH 737 (151-104-2)              0  5  0         FIREHAND ORCS        

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SMOKEHEAD 175 (119-78-1)               5  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS        

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VOX SUNFIRE 773 (31-36-2)              0  3  0         DARQUE KNIGHTS