DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/14/2023 Duedate: 03/27/2023
SEAM ARENA
DM-20 TURN-202
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
COCAINE SMILE
WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
(20-1180) [16-5-1,136]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
COCAINE SMILE POSITION IS EMPTY
WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
(20-1180) [16-5-1,136]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DOCTOR LION MR. READ-A-LOT
HUCKLE'S CATS (23) HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
(20-1127) [13-16-1,119] (20-1077) [14-23-0,85]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LOCAL GIRLS (88)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PIXELBENDERS (36) 55
2. ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77) 53 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
3. WAY OF ALL FLESH (17) 33 Unchartered Team
4. ROBO VILLAGE (68) 32
5. 200 PROOF (87) 31 NIGHT CRUE (46)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77) 85 60 3 58.6 1/ 1 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 12 3 0
2/ 1 200 PROOF (87) 54 39 2 58.1 2/ 2 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17) 11 4 2
3/ 3 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 109 83 3 56.8 3/ 4 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 11 4 0
4/ 4 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17) 220 171 13 56.3 4/ 5 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77) 9 6 1
5/ 5 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 47 39 1 54.7 5/12 PIXELBENDERS (36) 9 6 0
6/ 6 CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 50 44 1 53.2 6/ 3 PHARMANOMICON (76) 8 4 0
7/ 9 PIXELBENDERS (36) 476 419 14 53.2 7/14 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 8 7 0
8/ 8 PHARMANOMICON (76) 92 81 6 53.2 8/ 8 WEIRDING WAYS (53) 8 7 0
9/ 7 CONSTANT SORROW (81) 53 47 7 53.0 9/17 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 7 5 0
10/13 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 29 26 4 52.7 10/ 7 HERO'S INC (67) 7 7 1
11/10 WEIRDING WAYS (53) 205 188 18 52.2 11/ 6 CONSTANT SORROW (81) 7 8 1
12/11 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 512 482 29 51.5 12/ 9 CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 7 8 0
13/12 HERO'S INC (67) 157 152 7 50.8 13/21 STRANGER DANGERS (82) 6 7 0
14/15 ROBO VILLAGE (68) 139 138 4 50.2 14/10 200 PROOF (87) 6 8 2
15-14 METAL BLADE (69) 128 129 2 49.8 15/20 ROBO VILLAGE (68) 6 9 1
16/16 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 470 481 14 49.4 16/19 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 6 9 0
17/17 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 430 495 19 46.5 17/16 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 6 9 0
18/18 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 43 52 4 45.3 18/13 LOST SENTINELS (19) 5 10 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/21 LOST SENTINELS (19) 382 589 41 39.3 19/11 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 5 10 0
20/20 HOLD MY BEER (79) 35 54 1 39.3 20/18 HOLD MY BEER (79) 4 9 0
21/22 STRANGER DANGERS (82) 34 54 2 38.6 21/15 AKAKIA (86) 4 11 0
22/23 AKAKIA (86) 25 63 0 28.4 22-23 METAL BLADE (69) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
99 BEERS III!!! (+100) CONTEST STANDINGS -- TURN 18/201
POS BOTTLES TEAM MGR
1 57.50 * WAY OF ALL FLESH Manray
2 53.83 * ALFREDOVISION(TM) alfredo
3 47.33 LOCAL GIRLS Professor
4 46.33 * ROBO VILLAGE Landlord
5 46.00 PHARMANOMICON Neuroticus
6 43.50 * CONSTANT SORROW Mannequin
7 37.33 * 200 PROOF Biff
8 33.50 DARQUE KNIGHTS Darque
9 31.33 HERO'S INC Eli
10 31.00 * CALL YOUR SHOT Riff Raff
11 26.00 PIXELBENDERS Lorenzo
12 25.00 UNLIKELY HEROES DD
13 23.33 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES Blue
14 23.00 * STRANGER DANGERS Eb
15 22.00 * PANDEMIC BOREDOM Pappy
16 20.00 * HOLD MY BEER Mr G
17 20.00 * AKAKIA Coach
18 18.00 METAL BLADE Producer
19 17.00 * AH TONGUES OF FIRE Hammer
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Hello Seam, I have time to right a nice column, because I don't mow my lawn. If you
are looking for my place, it is pretty easy to find actually, my lawn is the worst in
the entire Robo Village trailer court. They can't tell me what to do, I do what I
want, and that includes not doing what I want as well. The constable stopped by one
day, but I hid under my bed and he just banged away on my screen door until his hand
hurt, I never came out.
So, with my graduation the Landlord has cause to celebrate, I was the last of his
original five warriors to all graduate to the Isle. Can you believe that, he was able
to manage an entire team without dying and graduated us all. Truly a feat to be
recognized by all. Sadly, I am not that awesome at parrying so he promised me a life
of retirement and enjoyment to reflect on my fond memories of this arena. I'm going
to try and pick up a kill in the Dark Arena to get a few more points in this contest,
but my chances are slim, but the risk is worth it.
The Landlord asked me to share a few details about myself, my measurements are 11(1)-
17(1)-11-11(3)-19(2)-7(2)-19(2) and it turns out I really like shortswords and prefer
a very low offensive effort (or any effort really) and a low activity level (which is
obvious). I learn a lot of riposte during my fights, which is strange as I actually
learned more attack, but who can question the Arenamaster? Surely not a poor mower
like me.
Off I go to join my original four brothers on the Isle, our entire team made it!
Duelmaster at large,
I Don't Mow
SPY REPORT
Hello, my darlings! It is always great to see each of you when Seam is active and
flourishing! We are thankful for the contest that has drawn so many to our fair city.
No disrespect, but I hope it continues for my cycles so that we might enjoy the
extensive collection of teams. You have come to hear all the news about this turn, so
let's get started!
As always, we go to the Duelmaster's title. I Don't Mow graduates, so we need a new
champion! You gentlemen know how this works, don't you? We have to go to recognition
points and select the highest for our newest Duelmaster. After all the calculations,
it was determined that Cocaine Smile would be our newest top gladiator! That is not
to say that Cocaine Smile was not active in his ascension. CS posted a challenge to
Bully Bobcat and secured his spot. Congrats to Cocaine Smile, which is managed by
Manray.
Weirding Ways is the most avoided team today. Who do we find avoiding them? Darque
Knights sought to avoid Weirdo's crew the most. In the most challenged category, we
find Rose Mofford with a 5-12 record. It isn't difficult to see why she was the most
challenged warrior. How did she do? She was down-challenged by 7 points by Wasted of
200 Proof. Wasted did not waste any time defeating Rose and moving her to a 5-13
record.
While Huard DePriest over in Shadowspire would call it getting "weak," I must commend
you gents on only the minimum amount of deaths this turn. There were two Dark Arena
deaths and ZERO deaths in the regular arena. Congrats on a near-bloodless turn! In
other news, we bid farewell to I Don't Mow and Pascal Lynxear, who fought their final
fights in Seam today. Next, we will say our goodbyes to Cocaine Smile and Captain
Obvious, who received invitations from the Commission today. They will join the other
Lord Protectors on the Isle, but not before giving us one final showing on the great
sands of Seam.
That is all for me today, my darlings. I must bid you farewell too. I am headed off
to the Yellow Press main offices in Shadowspire. A spy reporter's work is never done!
I should be back before the next cycle, but if not, rest assured, you will have
someone give you all the news worth knowing. If I do not return, please do not let
them use my chair in the press box. I have the cushion positioned perfectly!
Hopefully, I will see you next time!
-- Sidara Brightbell
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COCAINE SMILE 1180 16 5 1 136 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOCTOR LION 1127 13 16 1 119 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
LIZ DANFORTH 1222 12 6 0 112 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
HOP ONTHEBUS GUS 1154 16 8 0 106 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
ETERNAL BLOSSOM 1158 14 10 0 106 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 679 26 26 1 105 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
DARK INEBRIATOR 1216 14 4 0 105 200 PROOF (87)
MECHADEPLORABLE 1080 24 13 0 101 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
EARTHQUAKE SEASON 887 17 16 0 100 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
THE LAST BEER 1244 10 5 0 99 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
DY-QUIL 1107 18 18 1 96 PHARMANOMICON (76)
GENERAL LIABILITY 38 17 22 0 96 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
BULLY BOBCAT 1078 17 20 0 93 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
TRAPS 983 17 38 1 92 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CROAKER 1086 19 16 0 91 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FURIOUS INHALER 1108 20 15 1 90 PHARMANOMICON (76)
PATRON SILVER 1197 12 7 0 90 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
MR. READ-A-LOT 1077 14 23 0 85 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
-ANVIL 1113 12 17 0 83 METAL BLADE (69)
REPLACEMENT THEORY 1164 12 10 1 82 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
FRIENDZONE 1174 13 7 4 81 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
POOR JUDGEMENT 1213 13 6 1 81 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
CHUGS 1219 14 5 0 79 200 PROOF (87)
BRITTNEY GRINER 1225 10 8 1 76 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
HOEB 1184 12 8 1 75 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
HOODED LEMMING 1249 11 5 0 73 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
MOTHER-IN-LAW 1239 10 7 0 73 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
-MANOWAR 1259 7 6 0 73 METAL BLADE (69)
SUZIE CANA 1262 8 3 0 72 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
DO IT TOMORROW 1133 15 4 2 70 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
GI JANE 1171 12 9 0 69 HERO'S INC (67)
THE ACES 1277 7 4 1 69 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
DEORN 1152 15 10 2 68 HERO'S INC (67)
-EPICUREAN 1246 8 6 0 68 METAL BLADE (69)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARMACIST 1126 12 11 0 66 PHARMANOMICON (76)
BARBARA EDEN 1224 12 6 0 63 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
DAKIA WILDROSE 1159 11 13 0 62 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
SKUNK APE 1190 10 9 0 62 STRANGER DANGERS (82)
GUMBO 1075 11 27 1 61 LOST SENTINELS (19)
FLAMING DR PEPPER 1200 12 7 0 60 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
BOOJUM 1284 8 2 0 60 STRANGER DANGERS (82)
NAKED AND AFRAID 1160 13 9 0 58 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
WASTED 1217 11 8 1 58 200 PROOF (87)
MAYOR FOX 1179 10 11 0 57 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ATARI 2600 1269 10 4 0 53 PIXELBENDERS (36)
WHAT MONTH IS IT 1135 8 11 0 50 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
TUMBLE BELLY 1183 10 10 0 49 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
TEENAGE DAUGHTER 1238 10 7 0 47 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
TIDE POD 1143 10 9 0 47 HOLD MY BEER (79)
PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC 1170 9 12 0 45 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
EVOLETT 1326 5 0 0 44 LOST SENTINELS (19)
SHAKIN' FOR BACON 1050 10 10 1 43 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
CHARTREUSE 1199 10 9 0 43 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
SPACE TOAST 1285 6 5 0 43 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
SAM LAY 1279 6 5 1 42 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
TEEPEETOTALER 1218 10 9 0 41 200 PROOF (87)
SCROLLING REDDIT 1136 9 10 0 39 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
HELLVETICA 1236 9 8 0 39 PIXELBENDERS (36)
WHAT'S STREAMING 1137 8 11 1 36 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
PLANK 1145 8 11 0 36 HOLD MY BEER (79)
PITFALL 1312 6 1 0 36 PIXELBENDERS (36)
ROSE MOFFORD 1223 5 13 0 35 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
ALBERT 1210 4 14 0 34 AKAKIA (86)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CANDYMAN 1283 3 7 0 33 STRANGER DANGERS (82)
CALI GOLD RUSH 1264 8 6 0 32 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
ACHILLES 1342 3 0 0 31 HERO'S INC (67)
TEMPEST 1348 2 0 0 31 PIXELBENDERS (36)
BIFF 1212 6 12 0 30 AKAKIA (86)
GEORGIA TOM DORSEY 1278 5 6 0 30 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CANNON MOLE 1139 6 2 2 28 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
VORA LIONEYE 1300 4 4 0 28 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
PINK FOAM 1295 4 5 0 28 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
JOHNNY COPELAND 1281 5 6 0 26 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
STEVEN 1209 4 14 0 26 AKAKIA (86)
CHARLIE CHARLIE 1313 4 1 0 25 HOLD MY BEER (79)
GUT SHOT 1282 6 5 1 24 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
HOLD THIS 1352 2 0 0 24 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PARNO 1258 4 11 0 23 LOST SENTINELS (19)
TONY 1316 2 3 1 23 HERO'S INC (67)
TEXAS ALEXANDER 1330 4 0 1 21 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
CODEX 1268 3 11 1 21 LOST SENTINELS (19)
COMBAT 1332 2 2 0 20 PIXELBENDERS (36)
FARMER FOX 1341 2 1 0 18 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
MICROMANAGEMENT 1325 3 2 1 14 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
WILLIAM BUCKWELL III 1304 2 5 0 13 AKAKIA (86)
MARGINAL MAN 1343 2 1 0 13 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
TRASHY MISTRESS 1357 1 0 0 13 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
BURP 1322 2 3 1 10 200 PROOF (87)
GLOOM 1309 1 6 1 10 LOST SENTINELS (19)
THE CAT LADY 1358 1 0 0 10 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
RIGHT ON TIME 1355 1 0 0 9 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
CRAPTASTIC 1345 1 1 0 8 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
THICK AS THEBES 1336 1 2 0 5 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
GRAVITINA 1351 1 1 0 4 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
GREG 1328 0 4 0 4 AKAKIA (86)
VELMA 1338 0 3 0 3 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
-DARKNESS 1320 0 3 0 3 METAL BLADE (69)
GALLON SMASHER 1337 0 2 0 2 HOLD MY BEER (79)
THE SCREAMER 1356 0 1 0 1 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
ABRAHAM 1354 0 1 0 1 HERO'S INC (67)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SLICK 1208 7 7 0 AKAKIA 86 DO IT TOMORROW 1133 198 NOT REVENGED
VERUS CAIN 1255 8 7 0 DARQUE KNIGHTS 22 WURM KIN 202 NONE
POSTMAN 1201 6 10 1 HERO'S INC 67 FRIENDZONE 1174 199 REVENGED
BANANA SPRITE 1323 0 1 0 HOLD MY BEER 79 TEXAS ALEXANDER 1330 199
POPS STAPLES 1280 2 5 1 NO TOURNAMENT BLU 89 GLOOM 1309 198 JUST REVENGED
STIMULUS CHECK 1272 3 6 1 PANDEMIC BOREDOM 78 CODEX 1268 199 JUST REVENGED
AMOXIKILLIN 1105 14 13 2 PHARMANOMICON 76 COCAINE SMILE 1180 200
ADVENTURE 1331 0 2 0 PIXELBENDERS 36 BURP 1322 200 JUST REVENGED
SNAFU 1286 5 2 0 PIXELBENDERS 36 GUT SHOT 1282 198 JUST REVENGED
TRAILER TRASH 1310 2 4 0 ROBO VILLAGE 68 MICROMANAGEMENT 1325 201 JUST REVENGED
MOTHMAN 1189 6 10 1 STRANGER DANGERS 82 REPLACEMENT THEO 1164 199
PERSONAL ADS
I'd like to thank everyone for changing the Personal Ads to Pappy's Inane Ramblings
last turn. I do love to feel like I have a family that hangs on my every word, it
feels better than just talking to myself. Or arguing with myself about how I should
get out but instead I rewatch Gravity Falls. I did watch a new movie, R.I.P.D., a few
days ago. Well, by new, I mean new to Netflix. It was pretty bad but kinda funny.
Think of a goofy cop buddy movie combined with Ghostbusters. Spoiler -- Kevin Bacon
is the bad guy. Which reminds me, I watched "We Can Be Heroes" with the kids
recently, horrible. Anyway, Christian Slater is in it as one of the kid's dad and it
got me thinking of Christian Slater, how he started off kinda good in 1988's Heathers
but then kinda crashed and burned. I guess he was in Mr. Robot but he certainly
hasn't done as good as Kevin Bacon and I view them as somewhat comparable. Kinda like
Do It Tomorrow and Biff...both somewhat comparable but worlds apart. -- Pappy
All -- I claim stupidity. All of these personal ads were sent to Jade Mountain last
week -- Coach
Johnny Copeland -- I was plane unable to cope with you -- William Buckwell III
CandyMan -- That wasn't really a lollipop in your pants was it? -- Steven
Trailer Trash -- Yes!!! Another pink flamingo for my yard. -- Biff
Cannon Mole -- You didn't kill me better try again. -- Greg
Tide Pod -- In my mind I did much better. -- Albert
Combat -- That was fun, thanks. -- Steven
Canon Mole -- Well that was interesting. -- Greg
Cali Gold Rush -- Now that was a rush!!! -- Albert
Velma -- You're more fun than Daphney. -- Billy Buck III
Pappy -- The best thing about a divorce is dieting aspect. You can now tell people
you lost 150 pounds of ugly fat in just one day. -- Coach
Do it Tomorrow -- Well if at first you don't succeed... -- Biff
So Alf stops giving us beers for writing personals, and all of us stop writing
personals? *Nods head* Sounds about right. Unfortunately, we are both lazy and (now)
thirsty. -- RiffPixelbender -- That's enough! -- Gut ShotPascal Lynxear -- Good fight!
And thanks for the recognition. Now, everywhere I go, I hear "Hey you! I know you!"
Haven't paid for a round in weeks!. -- Patron Silver
Replacement Theory -- Welll, that didn't work! -- St. Chartreuse (because I'm hole-y.
Full of holes. Get it? Nevermind)
Hellvetica -- Helluva challenge. Really well done. *golf clap* -- FDP
Albert -- Letting me swing once would have been the polite thing to do. Just saying.
-- Cali Gold Rush
Bennakyl -- Before I leave I am grateful for being your popularity leader. As allergy
season approaches I know I'll be missed. Good luck and be kind to our new teammate,
Deathly Pot!
Voy a tomarme dos semanas, voy a tener vacaciones.
Voy a llevar mis problemas a Espana.
Probablemente me perdere el proximo turno, pero no me importa.
Me convertire en un matador!
A veces me pregunto que voy a hacer
Porque no hay cura para la tristeza del verano.
--Pappy y Aburrimiento Pandemico
I apologize to arena 20 for the lack of personal ads last turn. We held a kegger and
everyone is still recovering. In retrospect I'm glad Pappy's team stays indoors due to
him thinking there's a pandemic or there would've been zero personals! -- Biff " sweet
jeebus even I still have a hangover" Frothingslosh, mgr of..., a team whose name I
forget
Good lord, even my spleen hurts. -- Dark Inebriator
I don't even drink but got a contact hangover from all of youse. -- Teepeetotaler
BUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! -- Burp
This turn I am going by the name, Projectile....Vomit -- Wasted
For the record, I feel fine. My blood is literally 200 Proof already so whatever Biff
was serving, I chugga chugga chugged. -- Chugs
OMG guys, I'm dead and I have a hangover too -- Pub Crawled
Here's one on the house for all the winning warriors! Stop on by the 6Five and tell
'em Manray sent you. -- MF
I Don't Mow -- Look at you perched on top of the arena like a turtle on a fence post.
Don't let the door hit ya, you know... -- MECHAD
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
I DON'T MOW viciously butchered BLACK ORC in a 6 minute Dark Arena fight.
VERUS CAIN was murdered by WURM KIN in a exciting 3 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
ALBERT was vanquished by DO IT TOMORROW in a slow 5 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
WHAT MONTH IS IT demolished CODEX in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud competition.
PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC overpowered MICROMANAGEMENT in a 1 minute Bloodfeud struggle.
TEMPEST devastated GUT SHOT in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud competition.
COMBAT vanquished BURP in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
COCAINE SMILE vanquished BULLY BOBCAT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
MECHADEPLORABLE outlasted CAPTAIN OBVIOUS in a 21 minute expert's Challenge match.
DOCTOR LION overpowered PATRON SILVER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FRIENDZONE bested SUZIE CANA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal Challenge conflict.
DARK INEBRIATOR demolished PASCAL LYNXEAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
MR. READ-A-LOT was unbelievably bested by TRAPS in a 9 minute Challenge conflict.
MAYOR FOX was devastated by REPLACEMENT THEORY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SKUNK APE was beaten by MOTHER-IN-LAW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
TEEPEETOTALER was savagely defeated by BARBARA EDEN in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
VORA LIONEYE was overpowered by TUMBLE BELLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER was handily defeated by BRITTNEY GRINER in a 1 minute competition.
ATARI 2600 viciously subdued SPACE TOAST in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
WASTED vanquished ROSE MOFFORD in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
FLAMING DR PEPPER demolished SCROLLING REDDIT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CHARTREUSE was vanquished by THE ACES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PITFALL won victory over WHAT'S STREAMING in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
CANDYMAN overpowered PARNO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
HOLD THIS overpowered THICK AS THEBES in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
VELMA was overcome by FARMER FOX in a 3 minute gruesome amateur's Challenge bout.
GALLON SMASHER was overpowered by MARGINAL MAN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
GREG was viciously subdued by CRAPTASTIC in a 1 minute novice's Challenge fray.
CHARLIE CHARLIE defeated STEVEN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
LIZ DANFORTH overpowered CROAKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
ETERNAL BLOSSOM vanquished CHUGS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HOP ONTHEBUS GUS savagely defeated DY-QUIL in a exciting 1 minute master's match.
POOR JUDGEMENT was defeated by GENERAL LIABILITY in a 1 minute match.
FURIOUS INHALER was subdued by EARTHQUAKE SEASON in a 2 minute veteran's conflict.
HOEB was overpowered by THE LAST BEER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOODED LEMMING subdued DAKIA WILDROSE in a action packed 1 minute competition.
GI JANE was overpowered by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEORN viciously subdued TIDE POD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal duel.
GUMBO was handily defeated by HARMACIST in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
PLANK was overpowered by BOOJUM in a 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
NAKED AND AFRAID handily defeated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 5 minute conflict.
SHAKIN' FOR BACON luckily beat PINK FOAM in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
EVOLETT outlasted BIFF in a crowd boring 16 minute novice vs. master upset fray.
GEORGIA TOM DORSEY was outlasted by HELLVETICA in a 8 minute match.
SAM LAY overcame CANNON MOLE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
ACHILLES narrowly defeated WILLIAM BUCKWELL III in a 3 minute gory fight.
CALI GOLD RUSH overcame TONY in a 1 minute master vs. novice contest.
GLOOM was devastated by JOHNNY COPELAND in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TEXAS ALEXANDER bested THE SCREAMER in a 1 minute amateur's fight.
GRAVITINA was subdued by RIGHT ON TIME in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's battle.
ABRAHAM was overpowered by THE CAT LADY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TRASHY MISTRESS devastated TOUGH MAMA in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 21 AIMED BLOW 76 - 60 - 2 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 14 LUNGING ATTACK 130 - 104 - 5 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 14 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 18 - 1 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 TOTAL PARRY 77 - 81 - 3 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 20 - 0 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 BASHING ATTACK 47 - 52 - 5 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 WALL OF STEEL 53 - 66 - 6 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 43 - 54 - 2 44 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 22 - 33 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 33 - 57 - 5 37 |
Turn 202 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 3 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 8 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 8 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 5 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 7
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK COCAINE SMILE 1180 16 5 1 136 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
PARRY-RIPOSTE LIZ DANFORTH 1222 12 6 0 112 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
LUNGING ATTACK HOP ONTHEBUS GUS 1154 16 8 0 106 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
AIMED BLOW DARK INEBRIATOR 1216 14 4 0 105 200 PROOF (87)
TOTAL PARRY MECHADEPLORABLE 1080 24 13 0 101 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
SLASHING ATTACK CROAKER 1086 19 16 0 91 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
PARRY-LUNGE REPLACEMENT THEORY 1164 12 10 1 82 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
WALL OF STEEL FRIENDZONE 1174 13 7 4 81 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
STRIKING ATTACK CHUGS 1219 14 5 0 79 200 PROOF (87)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DOCTOR LION 1127. The most popular warrior this
turn was MR. READ-A-LOT 1077. The ten other most popular fighters were BARBARA EDEN
1224, DEORN 1152, SUZIE CANA 1262, FURIOUS INHALER 1108, NAKED AND AFRAID 1160, PINK
FOAM 1295, MOTHER-IN-LAW 1239, ATARI 2600 1269, WHAT'S STREAMING 1137, and VELMA
1338.
The least popular fighter this week was CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 679. The other ten least
popular fighters were MECHADEPLORABLE 1080, BIFF 1212, EVOLETT 1326, ALBERT 1210,
HELLVETICA 1236, TRAPS 983, DO IT TOMORROW 1133, TRASHY MISTRESS 1357, ABRAHAM 1354,
and THE SCREAMER 1356.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
COCAINE SMILE (20-1180) WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS (20-679) WEIRDING WAYS (53)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
I DON'T MOW (20-941) ROBO VILLAGE (68)
PASCAL LYNXEAR (20-1019) DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)