DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/23/2023 Duedate: 06/05/2023
SEAM ARENA
DM-20 TURN-207
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DOCTOR LION
HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
(20-1127) [17-17-2,167]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DOCTOR LION POSITION IS EMPTY
HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
(20-1127) [17-17-2,167]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DOCTOR LION TEMPEST
HUCKLE'S CATS (23) PIXELBENDERS (36)
(20-1127) [17-17-2,167] (20-1348) [5-2-0,43]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
(-1)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 49
2. HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 48 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
3. ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77) 47 Unchartered Team
4. PHARMANOMICON (76) 47
5. WAY OF ALL FLESH (17) 40 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77) 103 67 3 60.6 1/ 6 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 10 5 1
2/ 3 200 PROOF (87) 69 49 3 58.5 2/ 2 ROBO VILLAGE (68) 10 5 1
3/ 5 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17) 234 182 15 56.3 3/11 CONSTANT SORROW (81) 10 5 0
4/ 6 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 122 95 3 56.2 4/ 9 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17) 9 6 1
5/ 4 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 62 49 3 55.9 5/ 4 200 PROOF (87) 9 6 1
6/ 2*RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 5 4 1 55.6 6/ 3 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77) 9 6 0
7/ 7 CONSTANT SORROW (81) 67 58 8 53.6 7/ 1 LOST SENTINELS (19) 8 7 2
8/ 8 PIXELBENDERS (36) 489 431 14 53.2 8/ 5 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 8 7 1
9- 9 WEIRDING WAYS (53) 210 198 20 51.5 9/10 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 8 7 0
10/14 PHARMANOMICON (76) 101 96 7 51.3 10/ 7 PIXELBENDERS (36) 8 7 0
11/11 CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 61 58 1 51.3 11/15 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 7 8 0
12/10 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 519 497 29 51.1 12/12 CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 7 8 0
13/12 ROBO VILLAGE (68) 154 148 6 51.0 13/ 8 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 6 5 0
14/13 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 40 40 4 50.0 14/13 HERO'S INC (67) 6 9 1
15/15 HERO'S INC (67) 166 168 8 49.7 15/18 HOLD MY BEER (79) 6 9 0
16/16 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 478 492 14 49.3 16/20*RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 5 4 1
17/17 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 447 503 20 47.1 17/17 PHARMANOMICON (76) 5 10 1
18/18 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 53 67 4 44.2 18/14 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 5 10 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/19 LOST SENTINELS (19) 397 599 43 39.9 19/16 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 3 9 0
20/20 HOLD MY BEER (79) 45 69 1 39.5 20/19 AKAKIA (86) 3 12 0
21/21 AKAKIA (86) 31 82 0 27.4 21-21 WEIRDING WAYS (53) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
99 BEERS III!!! (+100) CONTEST STANDINGS -- TURN 23/206
POS TEAM MANAGER 206 PREV TOTAL
--- ----------------------- ------------ ------- -------- --------
1 * WAY OF ALL FLESH Manray 7.00 116.50 123.50
2 * ALFREDOVISION(TM) alfredo 8.50 111.83 120.33
3 LOCAL GIRLS Professor 3.00 111.33 114.33
4 * ROBO VILLAGE Landlord 10.00 75.33 85.33
5 * CONSTANT SORROW Mannequin 13.00 71.50 84.50
6 * 200 PROOF Biff 12.50 65.33 77.83
7 * CALL YOUR SHOT Riff Raff 12.00 49.00 61.00
8 PIXELBENDERS Lorenzo 7.00 48.00 55.00
9 PHARMANOMICON Neuroticus 0.00 54.00 54.00
10 DARQUE KNIGHTS Darque 2.00 45.50 47.50
11 HERO'S INC Eli 2.00 44.33 46.33
12 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES Blue 3.00 42.83 45.83
13 UNLIKELY HEROES DD 4.00 35.00 39.00
14 * PANDEMIC BOREDOM Pappy 4.00 29.00 33.00
15 * RUBBER VS GLUE Eb 6.00 20.00 26.00
16 * AKAKIA Coach 1.00 24.00 25.00
17 WEIRDING WAYS Weirdo 3.00 21.00 24.00
18 * HOLD MY BEER Mr G 2.00 20.00 22.00
* teams with an * are participating in the CwaC
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Hello, again! And (as it happens), goodbye.
I was hoping to stick around a bit longer, score a few more bottles, and hoard the
throne. But alas! 'Twas not to be.
I'll be heading straight to retirement. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. So
Riff feels comfortable divulging my stats. For those I've been beating over the last
20+ turns, this may or may not be cathartic.
7-13-7-17-15-4-21 N/N Aimer
Favs: SH (blech!) VL / VL Parry learn.
I never ran close to those favs. Not once, not for a single minute! Imagine if I
had. I might have 10 wins, instead of 15.
You'll see me in the arena one last time. No challenges, no avoids, no Dark Arena.
Finally, kudos to Alf and the Frothingslosh clan for a contest-well-run. I've enjoyed
it!
-- Patron Silver
SPY REPORT
Welcome back to Seam and turn 207 in our fair city. Darlings, it has been a beautiful
day that has only been made better with the gladiatorial games. I hope you had time
to sit and enjoy all of the fights because we had a wonderful time on the sands and in
the stands. Let's see what happened and talk about who will be rejoicing and who will
be mourning later tonight in the taverns.
Our Duelmaster going into today's fights is Doctor Lion. He seized control of the
championship just last turn over departing Lord Protector Patron Silver. Whether it
was the better challenge or he just wanted to prove his win was not a fluke, Doctor
Lion challenged Patron Silver again. You what happened? It was the same result, so
Doctor Lion remains our Duelmaster. He will be leaving after next turn though, so I
hope to see all of the Challenger Champions stepping up to try and take his place.
Our Duelmaster and newly minted Lord Protector is managed by Huckle Cat.
In the avoids department we have Thirsty Thugs as the most avoided team. It looks
like 200 Proof avoided them the most. As I look at the stats, it looks like 200 Proof
and Huckle's Cats are the only teams that issued avoids this turn. The most
challenged warrior was Traps, also from the Thirsty Thugs team. So, everyone wants to
avoid the team, but everyone wants to challenge that particular warrior. It makes
perfect sense when you get a glimpse of Traps's 17-43-1 record. Bully Bobcat got
through to him this cycle, and he was able to beat Traps in a 2-minute match.
There were only 4 deaths this turn with half of those coming via the Dark Arena. The
other two deaths made ONE team really unhappy. While it is not unusual for death to
visit gladiatorial guilds, it still stings a bit when he knocks twice! No Tournament
Blues lost two of their fine warriors. Harmicist put Georgia Tom Dorsey to death. In
fairness, the name speaks volumes about Harmicist's approach to life. Second, Johnny
Copeland lost his life to Codex. Better luck next cycle, No Tournament Blues!
Farewell to Patron Silver and Chugs, who fought their last battles in Seam today.
They head off to the Isle of the Eye for more advanced training opportunities.
Following them next turn, our newest class of graduates, Doctor Lion and Bully Bobcat.
I do appreciate the dark parallelism of No Tournament Blues losing 2 warriors and
Huckle's Cats getting two immortals on the same turn. Congrats to Huckle on his
newest Lord Protectors!
Time for me to be off, my sweets! I hope your time here was grand, and you will
return to see us in two weeks. We will have a new Duelmaster. We may also have a top
team if the tie can be broken between Huckle's Cats and Robo Village. Constant Sorrow
is in that mix as well, so maybe they will slip in from the 3rd spot. Weirding Ways
made a big stink about being in the contest and then failed to make the show today.
Maybe they will be back next time? Come and see all the excitement that surely awaits
us two weeks from today!
-- Sidara Brightbell
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOCTOR LION 1127 17 17 2 167 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MR. READ-A-LOT 1077 18 24 0 116 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
GENERAL LIABILITY 38 21 23 0 108 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
FRIENDZONE 1174 15 10 4 99 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
FLAMING DR PEPPER 1200 15 9 0 97 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
BULLY BOBCAT 1078 20 22 0 96 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
-EARTHQUAKE SEASON 887 19 17 0 95 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
TRAPS 983 17 43 1 95 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
NAKED AND AFRAID 1160 17 10 0 95 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
REPLACEMENT THEORY 1164 15 12 1 95 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC 1170 14 12 0 95 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
THE LAST BEER 1244 13 7 0 95 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DY-QUIL 1107 19 22 1 91 PHARMANOMICON (76)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DO IT TOMORROW 1133 17 7 2 89 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
TEENAGE DAUGHTER 1238 14 8 0 89 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
MAYOR FOX 1179 14 12 0 89 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
BRITTNEY GRINER 1225 13 10 3 86 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
BARBARA EDEN 1224 15 8 0 84 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
FURIOUS INHALER 1108 21 19 1 83 PHARMANOMICON (76)
DARK INEBRIATOR 1216 17 6 0 82 200 PROOF (87)
DEORN 1152 16 14 2 76 HERO'S INC (67)
HARMACIST 1126 15 13 1 75 PHARMANOMICON (76)
LIZ DANFORTH 1222 14 9 0 74 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
GUMBO 1075 14 29 1 72 LOST SENTINELS (19)
THE ACES 1277 9 7 1 71 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
ROSE MOFFORD 1223 9 14 0 69 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
SPACE TOAST 1285 11 5 0 68 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PLANK 1145 11 13 0 66 HOLD MY BEER (79)
WHAT MONTH IS IT 1135 11 13 0 65 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
WHAT'S STREAMING 1137 11 13 1 64 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
HOEB 1184 14 11 1 63 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
DAKIA WILDROSE 1159 13 16 0 62 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
SAM LAY 1279 9 7 1 62 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
CALI GOLD RUSH 1264 11 8 0 61 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
CODEX 1268 7 12 2 61 LOST SENTINELS (19)
WASTED 1217 15 9 1 58 200 PROOF (87)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ATARI 2600 1269 12 7 0 55 PIXELBENDERS (36)
CHARTREUSE 1199 11 13 0 53 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
TUMBLE BELLY 1183 13 12 0 51 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
CRAPTASTIC 1345 6 1 0 51 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
TEEPEETOTALER 1218 11 13 0 50 200 PROOF (87)
HELLVETICA 1236 10 12 0 46 PIXELBENDERS (36)
SCROLLING REDDIT 1136 10 14 0 44 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
TIDE POD 1143 10 14 0 44 HOLD MY BEER (79)
PITFALL 1312 10 2 0 44 PIXELBENDERS (36)
PINK FOAM 1295 7 7 0 43 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
COMBAT 1332 5 4 0 43 PIXELBENDERS (36)
TEMPEST 1348 5 2 0 43 PIXELBENDERS (36)
ALBERT 1210 6 17 0 42 AKAKIA (86)
EMMA STONE 1370 3 1 0 40 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
EVOLETT 1326 9 1 0 38 LOST SENTINELS (19)
BIFF 1212 7 16 0 38 AKAKIA (86)
VORA LIONEYE 1300 6 7 0 38 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
PARNO 1258 6 14 0 36 LOST SENTINELS (19)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STEVEN 1209 5 18 0 33 AKAKIA (86)
-CANNON MOLE 1139 8 3 3 31 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
GUT SHOT 1282 7 9 1 31 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
RIGHT ON TIME 1355 5 1 0 31 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
MICROMANAGEMENT 1325 6 4 1 28 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
24 HOUR FORT 1361 4 1 0 27 HOLD MY BEER (79)
HOLD THIS 1352 5 2 0 26 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
THE SCREAMER 1356 2 4 0 26 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
TRASHY MISTRESS 1357 4 2 0 25 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
CHARLIE CHARLIE 1313 6 4 0 24 HOLD MY BEER (79)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE CAT LADY 1358 3 3 2 23 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TONY 1316 4 6 1 22 HERO'S INC (67)
BURP 1322 5 5 1 21 200 PROOF (87)
WILLIAM BUCKWELL III 1304 3 9 0 18 AKAKIA (86)
IGOR 1375 2 1 0 18 HERO'S INC (67)
FARMER FOX 1341 4 4 0 16 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
PEPTO-ABYSMAL 1394 1 0 0 15 PHARMANOMICON (76)
DEATHY POT 1353 2 2 0 14 PHARMANOMICON (76)
I KNOW YOU ARE 1381 2 0 0 13 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
NEENER NEENER 1382 1 1 1 13 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
RACETOTHEBOTTOM 1396 1 0 0 13 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
REMOTE WORK 1395 1 0 0 11 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
GREG 1328 1 8 0 11 AKAKIA (86)
SCHOOL DROPOUT 1367 3 1 0 10 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
BUT WHAT AM I 1383 2 0 0 9 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
DEMOLITION DOG 1390 2 0 0 8 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
-THICK AS THEBES 1336 1 5 0 8 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
FRICKIN' GENIUS 1372 1 2 0 7 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
ARTHUR 1374 1 2 1 6 HERO'S INC (67)
JADE 1379 1 1 0 6 HERO'S INC (67)
-VIRGINAL MAN 1366 1 1 1 5 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
CHRONIC PAIN 1376 1 2 0 5 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
I'MURFRANKNBERRY 1377 0 3 0 3 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
BOOGERHEAD 1384 0 2 0 2 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS 1378 0 2 0 2 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
-GOTHIC DONUT 1380 0 1 0 1 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
FERAL DIVA 1393 0 1 0 1 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
CHAIN GANGSTER 1392 0 1 0 1 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MOTHER-IN-LAW 1239 11 8 1 CONSTANT SORROW 81 BRITTNEY GRINER 1225 204 JUST REVENGED
ABRAHAM 1354 0 3 0 HERO'S INC 67 THE CAT LADY 1358 204
ACHILLES 1342 3 2 0 HERO'S INC 67 CANNON MOLE 1139 204
GI JANE 1171 14 10 0 HERO'S INC 67 BRITTNEY GRINER 1225 205
GALLON SMASHER 1337 1 6 0 HOLD MY BEER 79 THE WRECK KING 207 NONE
SUZIE CANA 1262 8 4 0 LOCAL GIRLS 88 MOTHER-IN-LAW 1239 203 REVENGED
GLOOM 1309 3 9 2 LOST SENTINELS 19 DARK CHAMPION 207 NONE
GEORGIA TOM DORS 1278 7 9 0 NO TOURNAMENT BLU 89 HARMACIST 1126 207
JOHNNY COPELAND 1281 8 8 0 NO TOURNAMENT BLU 89 CODEX 1268 207
TEXAS ALEXANDER 1330 5 2 1 NO TOURNAMENT BLU 89 GLOOM 1309 205
GRAVITINA 1351 2 3 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 4 THE CAT LADY 1358 205 JUST REVENGED
HOODED LEMMING 1249 12 8 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 4 DOCTOR LION 1127 206
A CLOWN TO YOU 1371 0 1 0 WAY OF ALL FLESH 17 VIRGINAL MAN 1366 204
PERSONAL ADS
It's been a while since I've introduced a new fighter so I thought I'd do it again
with Remote Work. He mostly sits around in his pajamas but will put on a collared
shirt when on a Zoom call. Observant co-workers will notice it is the SAME collared
shirt as the last 5 meetings. Anyway, I chose Remote Work since we now have some
arenas pushing for RTO (return to office) and he was getting aggressive and talking
about "fighters rights" and other communist propaganda. We'll see if he can carry
that aggression into the arena -- maybe I can lie and tell him the guy he's fighting
is the CEO. Now, if Remote Work doesn't show high productivity, I do reserve the
right to bring Trump NFT Buyer onto the team -- although it is difficult to manage a 3
wit fighter, it is entertaining to watch. -- Pappy
Alf -- Hello good Sir, I believe there is a mistake on my score for turn 205. You have
me with 8 points and I fought hard to gain 10. 3 points for Teams on the Move, 2
points for Current Top Team, 4 points for wins, and an additional point for a kill. I
will likely need those 2 points as this contest is taking off faster than anyone
anticipated I believe. My thanks! -- The Landlord of Robo Village Trailer Park
Pappy -- The satisfaction you found in my warrior's name is all a manager could hope
for. I was aiming for a multi-faceted reference which would provoke a media melding
and it seems I succeeded! The name would have been more suited to the previous warrior
who died, he was sz 21, and part of the name is clearly about size. I'm glad you found
such enjoyment in it. -- Manray
alfredo -- Congrats on 100 wins! -- Manny
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GLOOM was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GALLON SMASHER was butchered by THE WRECK KING in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
GENERAL LIABILITY handily defeated THE CAT LADY in a 1 minute Bloodfeud match.
DOCTOR LION devastated PATRON SILVER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title contest.
NAKED AND AFRAID was outlasted by MR. READ-A-LOT in a 8 minute Challenge match.
BULLY BOBCAT viciously subdued TRAPS in a exciting 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
FRIENDZONE viciously subdued BRITTNEY GRINER in a 1 minute expert's Challenge fight.
MAYOR FOX vanquished GUMBO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE LAST BEER overpowered LIZ DANFORTH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ROSE MOFFORD was handily defeated by DY-QUIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PLANK was subdued by DO IT TOMORROW in a 3 minute master's Challenge competition.
ATARI 2600 was demolished by BARBARA EDEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SPACE TOAST overpowered PARNO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
HELLVETICA luckily beat VORA LIONEYE in a popular 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
TEMPEST lost to CHARTREUSE in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fray.
SCROLLING REDDIT was devastated by CRAPTASTIC in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
TIDE POD was overpowered by CALI GOLD RUSH in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
WHAT'S STREAMING overpowered COMBAT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PITFALL slimly won victory over BIFF in a 10 minute Challenge competition.
WHAT MONTH IS IT overpowered EVOLETT in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SAM LAY handily defeated TUMBLE BELLY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BURP was devastated by ALBERT in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
EMMA STONE overpowered STEVEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TRASHY MISTRESS outlasted FRICKIN' GENIUS in a 12 minute Challenge duel.
HOLD THIS defeated FARMER FOX in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
THE SCREAMER demolished WILLIAM BUCKWELL III in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DEMOLITION DOG outwaited MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS in a 7 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
24 HOUR FORT unbelievably bested IGOR in a 5 minute gory novice's Challenge duel.
SCHOOL DROPOUT was overpowered by RIGHT ON TIME in a 4 minute uneven Challenge duel.
POOR JUDGEMENT was executed by CHUGS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DARK INEBRIATOR was defeated by FLAMING DR PEPPER in a 1 minute veteran's bout.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER narrowly defeated DEORN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's fray.
REPLACEMENT THEORY overpowered FURIOUS INHALER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC demolished HOEB in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE ACES defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute match.
HARMACIST murdered GEORGIA TOM DORSEY in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
DAKIA WILDROSE overpowered GUT SHOT in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
TEEPEETOTALER handily defeated TONY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WASTED won victory over PINK FOAM in a popular 2 minute match.
CODEX savagely slew JOHNNY COPELAND in a action packed 1 minute bloody duel.
MICROMANAGEMENT savagely defeated GREG in a action packed 1 minute bloody conflict.
CHARLIE CHARLIE narrowly defeated NEENER NEENER in a exciting 4 minute bloody brawl.
DEATHY POT handily defeated FERAL DIVA in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
ARTHUR was beaten by I KNOW YOU ARE in a popular 3 minute novice's fight.
CHRONIC PAIN was vanquished by PEPTO-ABYSMAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
I'MURFRANKNBERRY was defeated by BUT WHAT AM I in a 2 minute beginner's competition.
JADE subdued CHAIN GANGSTER in a 4 minute amateur's match.
BOOGERHEAD was overpowered by REMOTE WORK in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
RACETOTHEBOTTOM overpowered TOUGH MAMA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 17 PARRY-RIPOSTE 20 - 14 - 0 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 15 PARRY-LUNGE 23 - 17 - 1 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 LUNGING ATTACK 111 - 96 - 7 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 TOTAL PARRY 75 - 72 - 4 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 PARRY-STRIKE 35 - 34 - 1 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 AIMED BLOW 66 - 71 - 4 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 8 SLASHING ATTACK 41 - 46 - 3 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 BASHING ATTACK 49 - 59 - 5 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 WALL OF STEEL 49 - 61 - 4 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 50 - 4 38 |
Turn 207 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 12 - 3 AIMED BLOW 5 - 6 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 4 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 8 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 3 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 6 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL FRIENDZONE 1174 15 10 4 99 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
LUNGING ATTACK FLAMING DR PEPPER 1200 15 9 0 97 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
PARRY-RIPOSTE NAKED AND AFRAID 1160 17 10 0 95 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
PARRY-LUNGE REPLACEMENT THEORY 1164 15 12 1 95 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
AIMED BLOW THE LAST BEER 1244 13 7 0 95 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
TOTAL PARRY DO IT TOMORROW 1133 17 7 2 89 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
SLASHING ATTACK MAYOR FOX 1179 14 12 0 89 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
BASHING ATTACK BRITTNEY GRINER 1225 13 10 3 86 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
PARRY-STRIKE CRAPTASTIC 1345 6 1 0 51 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
STRIKING ATTACK COMBAT 1332 5 4 0 43 PIXELBENDERS (36)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DOCTOR LION 1127. The most popular warrior this
turn was TEMPEST 1348. The ten other most popular fighters were PLANK 1145, VORA
LIONEYE 1300, PINK FOAM 1295, NEENER NEENER 1382, NAKED AND AFRAID 1160, BULLY BOBCAT
1078, BIFF 1212, DEORN 1152, DAKIA WILDROSE 1159, and ARTHUR 1374.
The least popular fighter this week was TRASHY MISTRESS 1357. The other ten least
popular fighters were DEMOLITION DOG 1390, PITFALL 1312, BOOGERHEAD 1384, JADE 1379,
I KNOW YOU ARE 1381, GREG 1328, TONY 1316, GEORGIA TOM DORSEY 1278, FURIOUS INHALER
1108, and POOR JUDGEMENT 1213.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
DOCTOR LION (20-1127) HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
BULLY BOBCAT (20-1078) HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
PATRON SILVER (20-1197) CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
CHUGS (20-1219) 200 PROOF (87)