DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/06/2023 Duedate: 06/19/2023
SEAM ARENA
DM-20 TURN-208
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GENERAL LIABILITY
UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
(20-38) [22-23-0,115]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GENERAL LIABILITY NEENER NEENER
UNLIKELY HEROES (4) RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
(20-38) [22-23-0,115] (20-1382) [2-1-1,22]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FURIOUS INHALER TONY
PHARMANOMICON (76) HERO'S INC (67)
(20-1108) [21-20-1,84] (20-1316) [4-7-1,22]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 46
2. ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77) 41 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
3. LOCAL GIRLS (88) 39 Unchartered Team
4. WAY OF ALL FLESH (17) 38
5. RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 35 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77) 108 67 3 61.7 1/ 1 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 10 5 2
2/ 6*RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 8 5 1 61.5 2/11 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 10 5 0
3/ 2 200 PROOF (87) 71 52 3 57.7 3/ 6 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77) 10 5 0
4/ 5 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 66 50 3 56.9 4/ 4 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17) 9 6 1
5/ 4 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 125 97 3 56.3 5/ 3 CONSTANT SORROW (81) 9 6 0
6/ 3 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17) 237 184 15 56.3 6/ 9 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 9 6 0
7/ 8 PIXELBENDERS (36) 492 433 14 53.2 7/10 PIXELBENDERS (36) 9 6 0
8/ 7 CONSTANT SORROW (81) 68 62 8 52.3 8/16*RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 8 5 1
9- 9 WEIRDING WAYS (53) 210 198 20 51.5 9/ 2 ROBO VILLAGE (68) 8 7 1
10/12 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 523 498 29 51.2 10/ 5 200 PROOF (87) 8 7 1
11/10 PHARMANOMICON (76) 103 99 7 51.0 11/ 8 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 8 7 0
12/13 ROBO VILLAGE (68) 156 151 7 50.8 12/ 7 LOST SENTINELS (19) 6 9 1
13/11 CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 62 62 1 50.0 13/17 PHARMANOMICON (76) 6 9 1
14/15 HERO'S INC (67) 168 171 8 49.6 14/12 CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 6 9 0
15/14 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 42 43 4 49.4 15/19 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 5 7 0
16/16 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 479 496 14 49.1 16/15 HOLD MY BEER (79) 5 10 1
17/17 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 449 506 21 47.0 17/14 HERO'S INC (67) 5 10 0
18/18 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 57 68 4 45.6 18/18 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 5 10 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/19 LOST SENTINELS (19) 398 603 43 39.8 19/13 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 4 8 0
20/20 HOLD MY BEER (79) 46 73 2 38.7 20/20 AKAKIA (86) 3 12 0
21/21 AKAKIA (86) 32 86 0 27.1 21-21 WEIRDING WAYS (53) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
99 BEERS III!!! (+100) CONTEST STANDINGS -- TURN 24/207
POS TEAM MANAGER 207 PREV TOTAL
----- ------------------------ ------------ ------- -------- --------
1 * ALFREDOVISION(TM) alfredo 13.50 120.33 133.83
2 * WAY OF ALL FLESH Manray 7.50 123.50 131.00
3 LOCAL GIRLS Professor 4.00 114.33 118.33
4 * ROBO VILLAGE Landlord 7.50 87.33 94.83
5 * CONSTANT SORROW Mannequin 9.00 84.50 93.50
6 * 200 PROOF Biff 5.50 77.83 83.33
7 * CALL YOUR SHOT Riff Raff 6.00 61.00 67.00
8 PHARMANOMICON Neuroticus 7.50 54.00 61.50
9 PIXELBENDERS Lorenzo 6.00 55.00 61.00
10 DARQUE KNIGHTS Darque 1.00 47.50 48.50
11 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES Blue 2.00 45.83 47.83
12 HERO'S INC Eli 1.00 46.33 47.33
13 * PANDEMIC BOREDOM Pappy 11.00 33.00 44.00
14 UNLIKELY HEROES DD 4.00 39.00 43.00
15 * RUBBER VS GLUE Eb 2.00 26.00 28.00
16 * AKAKIA Coach 1.00 25.00 26.00
17 WEIRDING WAYS Weirdo 0.00 24.00 24.00
18 * HOLD MY BEER Mr G 2.00 22.00 24.00
ROBO VILLAGE was missing two bottles from turn 205 and it has been corrected.
Teams with an * are participating in the CwaC.
SPY REPORT
Welcome back to Seam and the 99 Bottles Contest! Of course, our arena contest is
being hosted by The Frothingslosh Syndicate, and we are thankful that they chose our
fair city to host their game. My name is Sidara Brightbell, and I am here to give you
the arena news. We take a short walk through all the arena happenings such as the
title fight, avoids, and a bit of commentary on the high cost of low living in Seam.
Okay, maybe I'll hold the social commentary for another spy report. Let's get to
looking at all the action that took place today!
Doctor Lion now holds another title. He is now Lord Protector Doctor Lion . . . or is
it just Lord Protector Lion . . . or Doctor Lord Protector Lion? You know what? I'll
leave that for the Commission flunkies on the Isle to sort out. For now, our Doctor
Lion had one final fight before leaving. Friendzone challenged for the title, hoping
to give Doctor Lion a final loss. If you are one to jump to the death list, you
already know that it did not go as planned for Friendzone. In a not-so-friendly
fight, Doctor Lion executed Friendzone. Well, the team's name is Constant Sorrow, so
I feel like they have a way to deal with this loss.
Our title match then shifted to a matchup between Bully Bobcat and General Liability.
Bully made the challenge, but it was the General who ended the fight with a win and
the new title of Duelmaster. Congrats to General Liability and the Unlikely Heroes
stable. They are managed by Dameon Darkheart. GL is off to the Isle after the next
turn, so he will get a single title defense. Win or lose, he'll pass the title onto a
new gladiator.
Huckle's Cats stay at the top of the heap, but Pandemic Boredom and Alfredovision(TM)
made significant pushes into the top 5. All three teams are tied with a 10-5 record
over the last three turns, but the two kills kept Huckle's crew at the forefront. Way
of All Flesh stays in the fourth spot with Constant Sorrow falling to fifth. The dead
list took extra pages this week! It was a busy night in the Dark Arena as managers
sent ELEVEN warriors to their demise. To no one's surprise, the Dark Arena was 10-1-
10-1 in those fights. The lone victor was Tide Pod of Hold My Beer. Does he go back
or did he get a reprieve? And what about Black Orc? Was he insured? All of these
important questions need answers!
Time for me to go, my sweets. It has been a trifling day with all the death
certificates I had to sign. I'm not even a coroner, but the arena doctor's
handwriting is atrocious! Come back to Seam next cycle and see who will hold the
title of Duelmaster since General Liability is off to the Isle. I enjoy having all
these opportunities for a new Duelmaster. I'm sure the good General no longer cares -
he's immortal! Okay, ta-ta!
-- Sidara Brightbell
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GENERAL LIABILITY 38 22 23 0 115 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REPLACEMENT THEORY 1164 16 12 1 107 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
NAKED AND AFRAID 1160 18 10 0 106 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
DY-QUIL 1107 20 22 1 105 PHARMANOMICON (76)
THE LAST BEER 1244 14 7 0 99 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
DO IT TOMORROW 1133 18 7 2 98 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
DEORN 1152 17 14 2 96 HERO'S INC (67)
TRAPS 983 17 44 1 96 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
MAYOR FOX 1179 15 12 0 96 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
-EARTHQUAKE SEASON 887 19 17 0 95 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
MR. READ-A-LOT 1077 18 25 0 95 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
LIZ DANFORTH 1222 15 9 0 95 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
BRITTNEY GRINER 1225 14 10 3 92 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARBARA EDEN 1224 16 8 0 89 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
TEENAGE DAUGHTER 1238 14 9 0 88 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
ROSE MOFFORD 1223 10 14 0 87 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC 1170 14 13 0 86 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
FURIOUS INHALER 1108 21 20 1 84 PHARMANOMICON (76)
THE ACES 1277 10 7 1 84 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
FLAMING DR PEPPER 1200 15 10 0 83 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
DAKIA WILDROSE 1159 14 16 0 75 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
DARK INEBRIATOR 1216 17 7 0 74 200 PROOF (87)
GUMBO 1075 14 30 1 73 LOST SENTINELS (19)
CALI GOLD RUSH 1264 12 8 0 73 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
CODEX 1268 8 12 2 73 LOST SENTINELS (19)
WHAT'S STREAMING 1137 12 13 1 70 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
SPACE TOAST 1285 11 6 0 69 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
WHAT MONTH IS IT 1135 12 13 0 68 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARMACIST 1126 15 14 1 64 PHARMANOMICON (76)
PINK FOAM 1295 8 7 0 62 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
HOEB 1184 14 12 1 60 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
CRAPTASTIC 1345 7 1 0 59 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIDE POD 1143 11 14 1 58 HOLD MY BEER (79)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WASTED 1217 15 10 1 56 200 PROOF (87)
TUMBLE BELLY 1183 14 12 0 55 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
PLANK 1145 11 14 0 54 HOLD MY BEER (79)
TEEPEETOTALER 1218 12 13 0 52 200 PROOF (87)
HELLVETICA 1236 11 12 0 52 PIXELBENDERS (36)
SAM LAY 1279 9 8 1 51 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
VORA LIONEYE 1300 7 7 0 50 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
ATARI 2600 1269 12 8 0 48 PIXELBENDERS (36)
CHARTREUSE 1199 11 14 0 47 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
TEMPEST 1348 6 2 0 47 PIXELBENDERS (36)
PITFALL 1312 11 2 0 46 PIXELBENDERS (36)
SCROLLING REDDIT 1136 10 15 0 45 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
MICROMANAGEMENT 1325 7 4 1 44 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
EVOLETT 1326 9 2 0 40 LOST SENTINELS (19)
RIGHT ON TIME 1355 6 1 0 39 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
BIFF 1212 7 17 0 38 AKAKIA (86)
COMBAT 1332 5 5 0 38 PIXELBENDERS (36)
ALBERT 1210 6 18 0 36 AKAKIA (86)
STEVEN 1209 5 19 0 34 AKAKIA (86)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BURP 1322 6 5 1 33 200 PROOF (87)
HOLD THIS 1352 6 2 0 33 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
PARNO 1258 6 15 0 33 LOST SENTINELS (19)
-CANNON MOLE 1139 8 3 3 31 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
TRASHY MISTRESS 1357 5 2 0 29 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
THE CAT LADY 1358 4 3 3 29 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
EMMA STONE 1370 3 2 0 29 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
WILLIAM BUCKWELL III 1304 4 9 0 28 AKAKIA (86)
CHARLIE CHARLIE 1313 6 5 0 27 HOLD MY BEER (79)
24 HOUR FORT 1361 4 2 0 27 HOLD MY BEER (79)
REMOTE WORK 1395 2 0 0 24 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TONY 1316 4 7 1 22 HERO'S INC (67)
NEENER NEENER 1382 2 1 1 22 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
IGOR 1375 3 1 0 20 HERO'S INC (67)
I KNOW YOU ARE 1381 3 0 0 20 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
FARMER FOX 1341 4 5 0 17 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
FRICKIN' GENIUS 1372 2 2 0 17 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
THE SCREAMER 1356 2 5 0 17 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
DEMOLITION DOG 1390 3 0 0 16 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
DEATHY POT 1353 3 2 0 16 PHARMANOMICON (76)
CHAIN GANGSTER 1392 1 1 0 14 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
BUT WHAT AM I 1383 3 0 0 13 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
MOZELLE ALDERSON 1406 1 0 0 13 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
GREG 1328 1 9 0 12 AKAKIA (86)
SCHOOL DROPOUT 1367 3 2 0 11 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
-THICK AS THEBES 1336 1 5 0 8 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
ARTHUR 1374 1 3 1 7 HERO'S INC (67)
BAZEBONSOUL 1398 1 0 0 7 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
RACETOTHEBOTTOM 1396 1 1 0 6 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
ZALA FIREHAIR 1399 1 0 0 6 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
-VIRGINAL MAN 1366 1 1 1 5 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
JADE 1379 1 2 0 5 HERO'S INC (67)
PEPTO-ABYSMAL 1394 1 1 0 4 PHARMANOMICON (76)
MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS 1378 0 3 0 3 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
FERAL DIVA 1393 0 2 0 2 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
-GOTHIC DONUT 1380 0 1 0 1 WEIRDING WAYS (53)
SOOZ'R DA BOOZ'R 1409 0 1 0 1 200 PROOF (87)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEADCASE 1404 0 1 0 1 LOST SENTINELS (19)
TWITTER TROLL 1405 0 1 0 1 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GORILLA PUKE 1403 0 1 0 CALL YOUR SHOT 84 THE WRECK KING 208 NONE
GUT SHOT 1282 7 10 1 CALL YOUR SHOT 84 BLACK ORC 208 NONE
CHRONIC PAIN 1376 1 3 0 CONSTANT SORROW 81 THE CAT LADY 1358 208
MOTHER-IN-LAW 1239 11 8 1 CONSTANT SORROW 81 BRITTNEY GRINER 1225 204 REVENGED
BLACK ORC 0 0 0 DARK ARENA TIDE POD 1143 208 NONE
DEAD 1400 0 1 0 DARQUE KNIGHTS 22 SPYMASTER 208 NONE
ABRAHAM 1354 0 3 0 HERO'S INC 67 THE CAT LADY 1358 204 NOT REVENGED
ACHILLES 1342 3 2 0 HERO'S INC 67 CANNON MOLE 1139 204 NOT REVENGED
GI JANE 1171 14 10 0 HERO'S INC 67 BRITTNEY GRINER 1225 205
RUNNING MAN 1408 0 1 0 HOLD MY BEER 79 SHEWISH BOUNCER 208 NONE
GEORGIA TOM DORS 1278 7 9 0 NO TOURNAMENT BLU 89 HARMACIST 1126 207 JUST REVENGED
JOHNNY COPELAND 1281 8 8 0 NO TOURNAMENT BLU 89 CODEX 1268 207
LITERAL TRASH 1407 0 1 0 NO TOURNAMENT BLU 89 SPYMASTER 208 NONE
TEXAS ALEXANDER 1330 5 2 1 NO TOURNAMENT BLU 89 GLOOM 1309 205 NONE
BOOGERHEAD 1384 0 3 0 RUBBER VS GLUE 90 ARENAMASTER VYAN 208 NONE
NARAYA 1402 0 1 0 THIRSTY THUGS 31 WURM KIN 208 NONE
YANARA 1401 0 1 0 THIRSTY THUGS 31 BLACK ORC 208 NONE
GRAVITINA 1351 2 3 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 4 THE CAT LADY 1358 205 REVENGED
A CLOWN TO YOU 1371 0 1 0 WAY OF ALL FLESH 17 VIRGINAL MAN 1366 204 NOT REVENGED
I'MURFRANKNBERRY 1377 0 4 0 WAY OF ALL FLESH 17 SPYMASTER 208 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Landlord -- I refuse to give you any points. HOWEVER...I will give you the missing
bottles lol. Sorry about that good sir; the error has been corrected. -- alf
Manray -- Hey thanks, brother! 100 wins...that reminds me of another contest from long
ago... -- alf
Let's all take a moment to remember Poor Judgement who, due to some error, didn't show
up in the dead list after he was killed by Chugs and was overlooked by Sidara.
Mannequin, I'd like to say I'll miss Poor Judgement but that's just not true as I was
0-4 against him. -- Pappy
Here's some Chugs/Poor Judgement trivia! They BOTH had a 9 turn win streak that
started on turn 192 and ended on turn 200! Cosmically linked, it appears! No wonder
it ended in tragedy! On the other hand, Traps and What's Streaming both have had
really impressive losing streaks...Traps has a 12 turn losing streak (from 188 to 199)
and What's Streaming has an 8 turn losing streak (from 196 to 203). Are those two
cosmically linked? No, they're both just fighting for managers who are too lazy to
send them to the Dark Arena. --Pappy
So, we get a lot of flies in the summer months. I personally blame our rabbit but
she's crazy old so I can't get rid of her. I keep thinking she's going to die since
she's 16 years old which is, I think, twice as old as a rabbit could expect but until
then she's just a part of my life. Basically she's a poop machine and doesn't move
much. Her poop is strangely non-odorous which is nice but I do think it attracts
flies. Anyway, my wife bought a thing that looks like a small tennis racquet but it's
electric, there's a little button that you press that turns it on, you hit a fly and
ZAP! that fly is dead. The POP! of the fly getting zapped is surprisingly loud. Yeah,
it's incredibly hillbilly but tons of fun -- I highly recommend it. Ask for the
"Indoor and Outdoor Insect Racket Zapper" at Ace Hardware and tell 'em that Pappy sent
you.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TIDE POD unbelievably slew BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Dark Arena fight.
GUT SHOT was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a exciting 3 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
BOOGERHEAD was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER VYANDYL in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
I'MURFRANKNBERRY was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NARAYA was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
RUNNING MAN was butchered by SHEWISH BOUNCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
YANARA was barely slain by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GORILLA PUKE was executed by THE WRECK KING in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
LITERAL TRASH was viciously butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DEAD was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
THE ACES vanquished HARMACIST in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
SAM LAY was overpowered by CODEX in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud match.
NAKED AND AFRAID savagely defeated MR. READ-A-LOT in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
BULLY BOBCAT was viciously subdued by GENERAL LIABILITY in a 2 minute contest.
FRIENDZONE was executed by DOCTOR LION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
MAYOR FOX vanquished GUMBO in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
LIZ DANFORTH overpowered TRAPS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER slimly lost to DO IT TOMORROW in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
WHAT'S STREAMING overpowered COMBAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
WHAT MONTH IS IT savagely defeated EVOLETT in a 2 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
PITFALL slimly won victory over BIFF in a 11 minute gory Challenge bout.
HELLVETICA outwaited CHARTREUSE in a dull 17 minute veteran's Challenge match.
SCROLLING REDDIT lost to TUMBLE BELLY in a 2 minute master's Challenge fray.
CRAPTASTIC overpowered ALBERT in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge match.
RIGHT ON TIME won victory over PARNO in a 2 minute Challenge match.
THE SCREAMER was savagely defeated by WILLIAM BUCKWELL III in a 2 minute duel.
TRASHY MISTRESS defeated TONY in a action packed 6 minute Challenge match.
BURP beat STEVEN in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
THE CAT LADY executed CHRONIC PAIN in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fray.
RACETOTHEBOTTOM lost to FRICKIN' GENIUS in a popular 1 minute novice's Challenge bout.
BUT WHAT AM I won victory over ARTHUR in a exciting 6 minute novice's Challenge fray.
I KNOW YOU ARE demolished SCHOOL DROPOUT in a 8 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NEENER NEENER overpowered GREG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DY-QUIL demolished DARK INEBRIATOR in a 1 minute uneven contest.
PREGNANT ALCOHOLIC was overpowered by REPLACEMENT THEORY in a 1 minute struggle.
FLAMING DR PEPPER slimly lost to DEORN in a popular 2 minute expert's bout.
THE LAST BEER demolished NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SPACE TOAST was savagely defeated by BARBARA EDEN in a 2 minute gory duel.
FURIOUS INHALER was overpowered by ROSE MOFFORD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BRITTNEY GRINER handily defeated HOEB in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WASTED was viciously subdued by PINK FOAM in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
PLANK was vanquished by DAKIA WILDROSE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CALI GOLD RUSH demolished ATARI 2600 in a 1 minute bloody uneven conflict.
VORA LIONEYE overpowered EMMA STONE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TEEPEETOTALER slimly won victory over CHARLIE CHARLIE in a 8 minute melee.
TEMPEST savagely defeated 24 HOUR FORT in a 2 minute brutal fight.
HOLD THIS overpowered FARMER FOX in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MICROMANAGEMENT overpowered ARADI THUG in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
JADE was handily defeated by MOZELLE ALDERSON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS was outlasted by DEATHY POT in a 10 minute novice's conflict.
DEMOLITION DOG overpowered SOOZ'R DA BOOZ'R in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
CHAIN GANGSTER slimly won victory over PEPTO-ABYSMAL in a 3 minute novice's conflict.
FERAL DIVA was viciously subdued by BAZEBONSOUL in a 2 minute bloody novice's battle.
REMOTE WORK defeated INCOMPETENT PUNK in a exciting 1 minute novice's brawl.
IGOR bested HEADCASE in a popular 1 minute novice's brawl.
TWITTER TROLL lost to ZALA FIREHAIR in a popular 1 minute novice's struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 17 PARRY-LUNGE 26 - 16 - 1 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 15 PARRY-RIPOSTE 20 - 13 - 0 61 |
|BASHING ATTACK 12 LUNGING ATTACK 107 - 94 - 8 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 TOTAL PARRY 76 - 68 - 4 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 PARRY-STRIKE 36 - 37 - 1 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 AIMED BLOW 65 - 69 - 4 49 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 9 SLASHING ATTACK 40 - 48 - 4 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 BASHING ATTACK 49 - 61 - 5 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 WALL OF STEEL 47 - 62 - 3 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 47 - 3 38 |
Turn 208 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 5 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 10 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 8 AIMED BLOW 4 - 7 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 8 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE REPLACEMENT THEORY 1164 16 12 1 107 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
PARRY-RIPOSTE NAKED AND AFRAID 1160 18 10 0 106 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
AIMED BLOW THE LAST BEER 1244 14 7 0 99 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
TOTAL PARRY DO IT TOMORROW 1133 18 7 2 98 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
LUNGING ATTACK DEORN 1152 17 14 2 96 HERO'S INC (67)
SLASHING ATTACK MAYOR FOX 1179 15 12 0 96 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
BASHING ATTACK BRITTNEY GRINER 1225 14 10 3 92 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
WALL OF STEEL SPACE TOAST 1285 11 6 0 69 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
PARRY-STRIKE CRAPTASTIC 1345 7 1 0 59 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FURIOUS INHALER 1108. The most popular warrior this
turn was TONY 1316. The ten other most popular fighters were NAKED AND AFRAID 1160,
TEEPEETOTALER 1218, ARTHUR 1374, REMOTE WORK 1395, GENERAL LIABILITY 38, PINK FOAM
1295, MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS 1378, MAYOR FOX 1179, TEENAGE DAUGHTER 1238, and WHAT MONTH
IS IT 1135.
The least popular fighter this week was HELLVETICA 1236. The other ten least popular
fighters were CHARTREUSE 1199, I KNOW YOU ARE 1381, SCHOOL DROPOUT 1367, DEATHY POT
1353, PITFALL 1312, JADE 1379, FARMER FOX 1341, 24 HOUR FORT 1361, EMMA STONE 1370,
and ATARI 2600 1269.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
GENERAL LIABILITY (20-38) UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
LIZ DANFORTH (20-1222) LOCAL GIRLS (88)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BULLY BOBCAT (20-1078) HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
DOCTOR LION (20-1127) HUCKLE'S CATS (23)