DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/29/2023    Duedate: 09/11/2023

SEAM ARENA

DM-20    TURN-214

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CALI GOLD RUSH
CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
(20-1264) [17-9-0,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HARMACIST                      NEENER NEENER
PHARMANOMICON (76)             RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
(20-1126) [19-16-2,122]        (20-1382) [7-2-1,78]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DY-QUIL                        MOZELLE ALDERSON
PHARMANOMICON (76)             NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
(20-1107) [23-25-1,98]         (20-1406) [3-4-0,16]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

RUBBER VS GLUE (90)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HUCKLE'S CATS (23)          71
2. DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)         70      200 PROOF (87)
3. LOCAL GIRLS (88)            58      Unchartered Team
4. ROBO VILLAGE (68)           42
5. CALL YOUR SHOT (84)         14      RUBBER VS GLUE (90)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*RUBBER VS GLUE (90)       31  12  1 72.1   1/ 1*RUBBER VS GLUE (90)      13  2 0
 2- 2 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)   118  75  4 61.1   2/ 6 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)       10  4 3
 3/ 3 200 PROOF (87)            88  64  3 57.9   3/ 5 CONSTANT SORROW (81)     10  5 2
 4- 5 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)    248 193 16 56.2   4/ 4 PHARMANOMICON (76)        8  6 1
 5/ 4 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)      141 111  4 56.0   5/13 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       8  6 0
 6/ 6 LOCAL GIRLS (88)          81  64  4 55.9   6/ 2 200 PROOF (87)            8  6 0
 7/ 7 CONSTANT SORROW (81)      87  73 11 54.4   7/10 LOST SENTINELS (19)       8  7 0
 8/ 8 PIXELBENDERS (36)        506 449 14 53.0   8/16 THIRSTY THUGS (31)        7  8 0
 9/ 9 PHARMANOMICON (76)       120 111  8 51.9   9/ 8 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)  7  8 0
10/10 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)      537 510 29 51.3  10/14 HOLD MY BEER (79)         6  8 0
11/11 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)  57  58  6 49.6  11/ 3 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)       6  9 0
12/13 THIRSTY THUGS (31)       491 509 14 49.1  12/ 7 PIXELBENDERS (36)         6  9 0
13/12 ROBO VILLAGE (68)        165 172  9 49.0  13/18 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)     6  9 0
14/14 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)       73  78  2 48.3  14/12 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)       5  7 0
15/15 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)       466 518 24 47.4  15/19 LOCAL GIRLS (88)          5  9 0
16/16 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)     66  89  5 42.6  16/17 ROBO VILLAGE (68)         5 10 1
17/17 LOST SENTINELS (19)      410 619 43 39.8  17/15 AKAKIA (86)               5 10 0
18/18 HOLD MY BEER (79)         58  90  2 39.2  18- 9 ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)    4  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 AKAKIA (86)               44 104  0 29.7  19-11 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)     2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Wow, who'd a thunk that the first turn, post big ol contest, I'd be sitting on the 
throne. Well tbh, I knew this would happen. Cleverly biding my time for awhile and 
then when the time was right, I struck...or, let's be honest, didn't strike. I just 
sat and waited... and waited... and waited, til my opponent and former drinking buddy 
passed out. Hopefully I will see Furious again soon in ADM.

I'm gonna be a goofball, of course, and blood feud this turn, for no other reason than 
it is funny. While it was sad to lose a comrade, said comrade only had a 3CN and we 
were all shocked that they lived as long as they had. Still blown away it took HALF OZ 
POUR 7 hits. Like, how little damage do you do? Is it negative? Because honestly a 
small breeze almost killed SOOZ'R on numerous occasions.

Well hopefully I will have more to say next turn.

And oh yeah, congrats to Alf for winning the contest. He really put in the hard work 
and time, each and every turn. I swear I actually saw him hold off from drinking for 
almost 3 minutes one time to get his strategies in. We were all surprised a Slosher 
made it that long without drinking. I personally almost called an ambulance, I was so 
worried!

                                          -- Teepeetotaler -- DM, Arena 20

                                      SPY REPORT

Hello, my darlings, here we are yet again in wonderful Seam to enjoy a most pleasant 
day of gladiatorial action! The weather was nice, and the mood was somber at times but 
never dampened the overall excitement of the arena.  I particularly love how you can 
experience a see-saw of emotion in just a few hours watching the gladiators battle.  
Okay, enough reflection, let's see what happened today!

As always, let's start with the title fight.  Teepeetotaler decided to flex his 
muscles as our Duelmaster and issue a challenge to Cali Gold Rush.  Looking at the 
style match-up, it looked like a great strategy. Well, folks, this is why we have the 
matches.  Cali Gold Rush "viciously subdued" Teepeetotaler in a 3-minute fight.  A 
warrior's fighting style can help in many situations, but it is safe to never assume 
an outcome until the dust has settled in the arena.  Congrats to Cali Gold Rush, our 
newest Duelmaster!

Constant Sorrow stands out as the team to avoid this week.  They were mainly avoided 
by 200 Proof, but they weren't the only ones who tucked tails and ran away from 
Constant Sorrow's challenges.  In a beautiful display of ambition and activity, former 
Duelmaster, Teepeetotaler, is our most challenged warrior this week, receiving 5 
challenges.  We have already recapped how that one ended with Cali being crowned our 
newest champ, so we won't revisit it.

We witnessed six fights end in death.  Half of those deaths occurred in the Dark 
Arena.  The others were unplanned and may have been a bit painful for the managers.  
Entering the day with a 15-15 record, What Month Is It's career ends just below the 
.500% win mark.  What Month Is It made the challenge, or at least his manager did.  I 
bet that is one he wished he could get back!  In a small, one-point down challenge, 
Micromanagement killed Tempest of Pixelbenders.  Both warriors entered with very 
respectable records, but it looks as if micromanagement trumps chaos for the time 
being!  The other non-DA death came when Sally Cat challenged Rat Fink and killed him. 
Interestingly enough, all kills this turn came from challenge fights.

Time for me to go, my sweets!  Enjoy the rest of your day in this beautiful weather.  
If you are new to Seam, I highly recommend you visit one of our local baths.  We have 
hot and cold springs that can alleviate about any ailment.  They have been known to 
fix a hangover or three too!  I hope to see all of you next time.  Oh, I almost forgot 
to congratulate Dy-Quil for getting an invitation to the Isle.  Congrats, warrior, and 
we look forward to seeing your farewell bout in two weeks!

                                          -- Sidara Brightbell

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALI GOLD RUSH 1264          17   9  0   107       CALL YOUR SHOT (84)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARMACIST 1126               19  16  2   122       PHARMANOMICON (76)
 BARBARA EDEN 1224            21   9  0   118       LOCAL GIRLS (88)
 THE ACES 1277                15   8  1   113       NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
 BRITTNEY GRINER 1225         17  13  3   101       LOCAL GIRLS (88)
 ROSE MOFFORD 1223            14  16  0   101       LOCAL GIRLS (88)
 MICROMANAGEMENT 1325         12   5  2   100       CONSTANT SORROW (81)
 DY-QUIL 1107                 23  25  1    98       PHARMANOMICON (76)
 DAKIA WILDROSE 1159          16  20  0    98       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 TEEPEETOTALER 1218           16  15  0    94       200 PROOF (87)
 FLAMING DR PEPPER 1200       18  13  0    92       CALL YOUR SHOT (84)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NAKED AND AFRAID 1160        19  13  0    79       ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
-PINK FOAM 1295               10   9  0    79       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 NEENER NEENER 1382            7   2  1    78       RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
 TEENAGE DAUGHTER 1238        17  12  0    77       CONSTANT SORROW (81)
 WASTED 1217                  19  12  1    76       200 PROOF (87)
 SPACE TOAST 1285             13  10  0    75       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 TUMBLE BELLY 1183            17  15  0    72       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 PLANK 1145                   14  17  0    72       HOLD MY BEER (79)
 DO IT TOMORROW 1133          19  12  2    71       PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
 HOEB 1184                    16  16  1    71       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 WHAT'S STREAMING 1137        14  17  1    70       PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
-REPLACEMENT THEORY 1164      18  14  1    69       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 BIFF 1212                    12  18  0    68       AKAKIA (86)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAM LAY 1279                 12  11  2    66       NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
 VORA LIONEYE 1300            11   9  0    66       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
-HOLD THIS 1352                9   3  0    65       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 24 HOUR FORT 1361             9   3  0    65       HOLD MY BEER (79)
-CRAPTASTIC 1345               9   3  0    64       ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
 ZALA FIREHAIR 1399            6   1  0    63       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 HELLVETICA 1236              14  15  0    59       PIXELBENDERS (36)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATARI 2600 1269              15  11  0    56       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 CHARTREUSE 1199              12  19  0    55       CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
 BURP 1322                    10   7  1    55       200 PROOF (87)
 BUT WHAT AM I 1383            9   0  0    54       RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
 CHARLIE CHARLIE 1313          8   9  0    53       HOLD MY BEER (79)
 EVOLETT 1326                 12   5  0    49       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 CODEX 1268                    9  17  2    49       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 PARNO 1258                    9  18  0    47       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 TRASHY MISTRESS 1357          7   6  1    47       ROBO VILLAGE (68)
 PITFALL 1312                 13   6  0    45       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 ALBERT 1210                   7  23  0    45       AKAKIA (86)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWITTER TROLL 1405            4   3  0    42       CONSTANT SORROW (81)
 DEMOLITION DOG 1390           7   2  0    38       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 COMBAT 1332                   7   9  0    37       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 EMMA STONE 1370               5   6  0    37       LOCAL GIRLS (88)
 HALF OZ POUR 1418             4   2  2    34       CONSTANT SORROW (81)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FARMER FOX 1341               7   8  0    33       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 SALLY CAT 1415                3   3  2    33       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 SCHOOL DROPOUT 1367           7   4  0    32       ROBO VILLAGE (68)
 DEATHY POT 1353               7   4  0    32       PHARMANOMICON (76)
 ORA ALEXANDER 1410            3   3  1    32       NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
 I KNOW YOU ARE 1381           8   1  0    31       RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
-RIGHT ON TIME 1355            8   1  0    29       ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
 SQUARE 1413                   4   2  0    29       RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
 THE CAT LADY 1358             5   8  3    26       ROBO VILLAGE (68)
-DROWN IN ASHES 1426           2   1  0    26       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 PEPTO-ABYSMAL 1394            3   5  0    25       PHARMANOMICON (76)
 GREG 1328                     4  12  0    24       AKAKIA (86)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUN AMOK 1429                 3   0  0    22       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 MAULY HATCHET 1448            1   0  0    22       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 IRONCLAD KNIGHT 1423          4   1  1    20       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 HEADCASE 1404                 3   4  0    20       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 CHAIN GANGSTER 1392           5   3  0    18       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
-RACETOTHEBOTTOM 1396          3   3  1    18       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
-ALICE THE GOON 1431           2   0  0    18       ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
 MOZELLE ALDERSON 1406         3   4  0    16       NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
 BAZ EBONSOUL 1398             3   4  0    15       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 PEER PRESSURE 1419            3   3  0    15       CONSTANT SORROW (81)
 MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS 1378       2   7  0    14       NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
 THREADS 1442                  2   1  0    14       PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
 GRANDMA CAT 1451              1   0  0    14       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 FERAL DIVA 1393               2   6  0    12       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 REMOTE WORK 1395              2   6  0    12       PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
 TARL 1441                     2   1  0    10       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 PLANTER'S PUNCH 1436          2   2  1     9       CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
 ENFEEBLEMENT RAY 1428         2   2  0     8       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
-CONVICT OF INTEREST 1430      1   1  0     8       ALFREDOVISION(TM) (77)
 COHERENCE 1445                1   2  0     8       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 WILLIAM BUCKWELL IV 1438      1   3  0     6       AKAKIA (86)
 KEVIN'S BROTHER 1444          1   2  0     5       AKAKIA (86)
 HILDA HIPPO 1446              1   2  0     5       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 GHOST PEPPER 1434             0   4  0     4       HOLD MY BEER (79)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SOOZ'R DA BOOZ'R 1409   1  5 0 200 PROOF 87         HALF OZ POUR 1418     213   
KEVIN 1439              0  1 0 AKAKIA 86            PLANTER'S PUNCH 1436  211   
STEVEN 1209             6 20 0 AKAKIA 86            SAM LAY 1279          210  NOT REVENGED
KAMIKAZE 1437           0  1 0 CALL YOUR SHOT 84    IRONCLAD KNIGHT 1423  211   
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           TRASHY MISTRESS 1357  214  NONE
BOAT JUMP 1433          2  1 0 HOLD MY BEER 79      SALLY CAT 1415        213   
NGORONGARO CENTE 1414   1  2 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 23     RACETOTHEBOTTOM 1396  211  REVENGED
WHAT MONTH IS IT 1135  15 16 0 PANDEMIC BOREDOM 78  HARMACIST 1126        214   
TEMPEST 1348           10  4 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      MICROMANAGEMENT 1325  214   
GUY WITH SHED 1440      1  3 0 ROBO VILLAGE 68      SHEWISH BOUNCER       214  NONE
SMELLY OLD LADY 1443    0  3 0 ROBO VILLAGE 68      BLACK ORC             214  NONE
RAT FINK 1420           3  2 0 RUBBER VS GLUE 90    SALLY CAT 1415        214   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Now that the excitement of the contest is over, I decided to go to the doctor.  I have 
this weird situation where I smell cigarette smoke when there is clearly no cigarette 
smoke.  Like, at home or at work. I don't smoke and I don't know anyone who does.  I 
work at a hospital where cigarette smoking isn't allowed.  It's been going on for 
several months.  I can smell it as I'm writing this.  Anyway, the doctor says 
something to the effect of he has no idea but he read an article recently where some 
people think they smell cigarettes when they are near people who have Alzheimer's.  I 
started laughing.  Apparently I have been reduced to being a dog that can smell 
diseases.  Maybe I can also smell seizures before they happen.  So I'm going to an 
ear/nose/throat place next week, we'll see what they say.  Maybe I'll end up joining a 
traveling carnival, sniffin' out Alzheimer's and other diseases for 25 cents a sniff. 
-- Pappy

Enfeeblement Ray -- Thanks for not ripping my face off.  Mom (you met her she was the 
nice lady in the stands yelling "William Sucks") would have been upset. -- William 
Buckwell IV

Evolett -- Much like the ArenaMaster, I was disgusted with the way the duel turned. -- 
Greg

Threads -- I have your application to mime school ready for your signature. -- Kevin's 
Brother

Neener -- I understand you beat me because I'm a wimp. How have you ever beaten anyone 
else? -- Albert

Burp -- You're still a STINKER. -- Biff

Tournament Players -- Thanks for beating me. It was fun.  The smack talking personal 
ads were the best part. -- Coach

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TRASHY MISTRESS viciously butchered HIGH ELF in a 10 minute Dark Arena fight.
GUY WITH SHED was murdered by SHEWISH BOUNCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
SMELLY OLD LADY was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
TEEPEETOTALER was viciously subdued by CALI GOLD RUSH in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
MICROMANAGEMENT butchered TEMPEST in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge brawl.
BRITTNEY GRINER devastated TEENAGE DAUGHTER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
WASTED was overpowered by ROSE MOFFORD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
DAKIA WILDROSE vanquished SPACE TOAST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WHAT MONTH IS IT was dispatched by HARMACIST in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
WHAT'S STREAMING overpowered ORA ALEXANDER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
PLANK savagely defeated HELLVETICA in a 2 minute master's Challenge match.
VORA LIONEYE demolished CODEX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SAM LAY overpowered PARNO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
ZALA FIREHAIR overpowered TWITTER TROLL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BUT WHAT AM I unbelievably bested ALBERT in a exciting 4 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SQUARE was devastated by EVOLETT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
FARMER FOX was savagely defeated by BURP in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
HALF OZ POUR beat GREG in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SALLY CAT easily killed RAT FINK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS was overpowered by EMMA STONE in a 4 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SCHOOL DROPOUT overcame PEPTO-ABYSMAL in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
PEER PRESSURE bested FERAL DIVA in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
REMOTE WORK was savagely defeated by HEADCASE in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
HILDA HIPPO was viciously subdued by BAZ EBONSOUL in a 5 minute gory Challenge match.
THREADS won victory over KEVIN'S BROTHER in a 5 minute novice's Challenge fight.
BARBARA EDEN subdued DY-QUIL in a action packed 1 minute veteran's melee.
DARK INEBRIATOR was easily killed by MAYOR FOX in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
THE ACES vanquished FEISTY RUFFIAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ATARI 2600 was overpowered by NEENER NEENER in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
FLAMING DR PEPPER savagely defeated DO IT TOMORROW in a 3 minute veteran's match.
BIFF beat CHARLIE CHARLIE in a 4 minute gruesome bout.
24 HOUR FORT outlasted DEMOLITION DOG in a crowd boring 21 minute gory contest.
HOEB devastated PITFALL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TUMBLE BELLY devastated CHARTREUSE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
I KNOW YOU ARE luckily beat THE CAT LADY in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
COMBAT demolished CHAIN GANGSTER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
DEATHY POT luckily beat MOZELLE ALDERSON in a popular 9 minute bloody duel.
IRONCLAD KNIGHT outlasted TARL in a 7 minute brutal beginner's competition.
ENFEEBLEMENT RAY was overpowered by MAULY HATCHET in a 1 minute uneven battle.
RUN AMOK won victory over WILLIAM BUCKWELL IV in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
GHOST PEPPER was overcome by COHERENCE in a 4 minute amateur's duel.
PLANTER'S PUNCH was defeated by GRANDMA CAT in a 2 minute novice's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         PARRY-RIPOSTE     25 -  19 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         TOTAL PARRY       81 -  63 -  3      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         AIMED BLOW        62 -  58 -  4      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  24 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    80 -  82 - 10      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         SLASHING ATTACK   45 -  50 -  5      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         BASHING ATTACK    48 -  54 -  4      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     40 -  46 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-STRIKE      31 -  37 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  39 -  2      38  |

Turn 214 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3     AIMED BLOW         4 -  8         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CALI GOLD RUSH 1264        17   9  0  107 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
AIMED BLOW       HARMACIST 1126             19  16  2  122 PHARMANOMICON (76)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE ACES 1277              15   8  1  113 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
BASHING ATTACK   BRITTNEY GRINER 1225       17  13  3  101 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
TOTAL PARRY      TEEPEETOTALER 1218         16  15  0   94 200 PROOF (87)
WALL OF STEEL    WASTED 1217                19  12  1   76 200 PROOF (87)
PARRY-LUNGE      TUMBLE BELLY 1183          17  15  0   72 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DY-QUIL 1107.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MOZELLE ALDERSON 1406.  The ten other most popular fighters were ALBERT 1210, 
EMMA STONE 1370, FLAMING DR PEPPER 1200, CALI GOLD RUSH 1264, PLANK 1145, BURP 1322, 
PEPTO-ABYSMAL 1394, THE CAT LADY 1358, CHARLIE CHARLIE 1313, and TARL 1441.

The least popular fighter this week was DEMOLITION DOG 1390.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were 24 HOUR FORT 1361, TRASHY MISTRESS 1357, KEVIN'S BROTHER 1444, 
HILDA HIPPO 1446, DEATHY POT 1353, GHOST PEPPER 1434, ENFEEBLEMENT RAY 1428, 
CHARTREUSE 1199, PITFALL 1312, and RAT FINK 1420.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DY-QUIL (20-1107) PHARMANOMICON (76)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MAYOR FOX (20-1179) HUCKLE'S CATS (23)