DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/12/2023 Duedate: 09/25/2023
SEAM ARENA
DM-20 TURN-215
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CALI GOLD RUSH
CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
(20-1264) [18-9-0,116]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BARBARA EDEN POSITION IS EMPTY
LOCAL GIRLS (88)
(20-1224) [22-9-0,120]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BARBARA EDEN VORA LIONEYE
LOCAL GIRLS (88) DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
(20-1224) [22-9-0,120] (20-1300) [12-9-0,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 30
2. RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 29 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
3. HOLD MY BEER (79) 28 Unchartered Team
4. CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 27
5. ROBO VILLAGE (68) 25 NIGHT CRUE (46)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 35 13 1 72.9 1/ 1 RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 12 3 0
2/ 3 200 PROOF (87) 90 66 3 57.7 2/ 2 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 9 5 3
3/ 6 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 84 65 4 56.4 3/ 3 CONSTANT SORROW (81) 9 6 3
4/ 5 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 142 115 4 55.3 4/ 9 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 9 6 0
5/ 7 CONSTANT SORROW (81) 89 76 12 53.9 5/15 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 8 5 0
6- 8 PIXELBENDERS (36) 506 449 14 53.0 6/ 7 LOST SENTINELS (19) 8 7 0
7/ 9 PHARMANOMICON (76) 122 113 8 51.9 7/ 5 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 8 7 0
8/10 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 539 513 29 51.2 8/ 8 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 8 7 0
9/11 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 60 60 6 50.0 9/ 4 PHARMANOMICON (76) 7 6 1
10/12 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 493 512 14 49.1 10/10 HOLD MY BEER (79) 7 7 0
11/13 ROBO VILLAGE (68) 167 175 9 48.8 11/13 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 7 8 0
12/14 CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 75 80 2 48.4 12/14 CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 6 6 0
13/15 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 469 520 24 47.4 13/ 6 200 PROOF (87) 5 8 0
14/16 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 69 91 5 43.1 14/16 ROBO VILLAGE (68) 5 10 1
15/18 HOLD MY BEER (79) 61 92 2 39.9 15/11 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 4 11 0
16/17 LOST SENTINELS (19) 412 622 43 39.8 16-12 PIXELBENDERS (36) 3 7 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
17/19 AKAKIA (86) 44 109 0 28.8 17/17 AKAKIA (86) 3 12 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
How to mix a California Gold Rush drink:
The California Gold Rush is a classic cocktail that blends the flavors of bourbon,
honey, and lemon to create a delightful and slightly sweet drink. Here's how to mix
one:
Ingredients:
2 oz Bourbon whiskey
3/4 oz Honey syrup (equal parts honey and hot water, stirred to dissolve)
3/4 oz Freshly squeezed lemon juice
Ice
Lemon twist or cherry for garnish (optional)
This cocktail offers a balanced combination of the sweetness from the honey syrup, the
tartness from the lemon juice, and the rich, warm notes of bourbon. It's a great
choice for those who enjoy whiskey-based cocktails with a touch of sweetness. Enjoy
responsibly!
How to make a California Gold Rush Duelmaster:
Just challenge me.
(Sorry, Teepeetotaller, to ruin your coming out party. But not too sorry, I'm being
honest).
-- Cali
SPY REPORT
And here we are again the wonderful arena of Seam! Great to see you on this beautiful
day in the sun, and I hope you have enjoyed your day at the arena. It has been an
eventful day on the sands. I am here to make sure you know all the news that is worth
knowing about all that has transpired. Let's take a look at the important events and
see what stands out as EXTRAORDINARY to us on this fine day!
Cali Gold Rush had to fight off a challenge from The Aces. The arena champion was not
the most challenged warrior today, but it is always nice to see the Challenger
Champions making an effort to be the best. Cali Gold Rush remains our Duelmaster and
the top-rated Lunger in the arena after a quick bout. I would wager CGR is getting
close to receiving an invite from the Commission. Congratulations to Cali on another
fine performance.
Next, we see Death stalking the gladiator pens throughout the day. Six were dead when
the final bell sounded at the closing of the fights. Most came via the Dark Arena, but
death does not cease to be a somber event, no matter where it occurs. On the main
event sands, Pepto-Abysmal fell into an early grave when he fought Peer Pressure. The
fight was a random match-up and looked to be an even affair, so I always watch with
interest to see how vindictive the offended party may act. May the gods favor the
dead (and their managers with fitting replacements)!
The most avoided team of the day is Constant Sorrow. Their efforts at the games were
thwarted by avoids from 200 Proof. I noted that our Duelmaster WAS NOT the most
challenged warrior today, so who took that distinction? Albert's 7-23 record caught
the attention of many, so it is no surprise he received the most challenges. However,
it was Albert's challenge to But What Am I that the Commissioned approved! How did it
end? Well, Albert is now the proud owner of a 7-24 record. I suspect he will be
"popular" again in two weeks.
Time to call it a day, my sweets! Bloodfeuds and title fights aside, there were so
many down challenges this turn! There were far too many to note, but I did notice
them. Come back next time to see if CGR gets an invite to the Isle AND if he can hold
onto the throne once again. Farewell to Dy-Quil, who left us after fighting this
turn. Enjoy the Isle of the Eye, warrior! Okay, be sure to come back next time and
invite a friend!
-- Sidara Brightbell
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CALI GOLD RUSH 1264 18 9 0 116 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARBARA EDEN 1224 22 9 0 120 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
ROSE MOFFORD 1223 15 16 0 111 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
FLAMING DR PEPPER 1200 19 13 0 108 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
THE ACES 1277 15 9 1 98 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
TEEPEETOTALER 1218 17 15 0 97 200 PROOF (87)
DO IT TOMORROW 1133 20 12 2 93 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DAKIA WILDROSE 1159 16 21 0 89 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
MICROMANAGEMENT 1325 12 6 2 89 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
BRITTNEY GRINER 1225 17 14 3 88 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
HOEB 1184 17 16 1 88 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
PLANK 1145 15 17 0 86 HOLD MY BEER (79)
HARMACIST 1126 19 17 2 83 PHARMANOMICON (76)
VORA LIONEYE 1300 12 9 0 83 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
NEENER NEENER 1382 8 2 1 80 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
TUMBLE BELLY 1183 17 16 0 74 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
SAM LAY 1279 13 11 2 74 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
BIFF 1212 12 19 0 74 AKAKIA (86)
WASTED 1217 19 13 1 71 200 PROOF (87)
TEENAGE DAUGHTER 1238 17 13 0 68 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CODEX 1268 10 17 2 66 LOST SENTINELS (19)
CHARLIE CHARLIE 1313 9 9 0 66 HOLD MY BEER (79)
WHAT'S STREAMING 1137 14 18 1 64 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
SPACE TOAST 1285 13 11 0 63 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
BURP 1322 11 7 1 61 200 PROOF (87)
TWITTER TROLL 1405 5 3 0 61 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
-HELLVETICA 1236 14 15 0 59 PIXELBENDERS (36)
PARNO 1258 10 18 0 59 LOST SENTINELS (19)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ATARI 2600 1269 15 11 0 56 PIXELBENDERS (36)
CHARTREUSE 1199 12 20 0 56 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
BUT WHAT AM I 1383 10 0 0 56 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
ZALA FIREHAIR 1399 6 2 0 56 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
EMMA STONE 1370 6 6 0 54 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
24 HOUR FORT 1361 9 4 0 47 HOLD MY BEER (79)
-PITFALL 1312 13 6 0 45 PIXELBENDERS (36)
ALBERT 1210 7 24 0 45 AKAKIA (86)
SQUARE 1413 5 2 0 44 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
EVOLETT 1326 12 6 0 42 LOST SENTINELS (19)
ORA ALEXANDER 1410 4 3 1 38 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
-COMBAT 1332 7 9 0 37 PIXELBENDERS (36)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEATHY POT 1353 8 4 0 35 PHARMANOMICON (76)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
I KNOW YOU ARE 1381 9 1 0 33 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
THE CAT LADY 1358 6 8 3 33 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
SALLY CAT 1415 3 4 2 33 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
FARMER FOX 1341 7 9 0 30 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
DEMOLITION DOG 1390 7 3 0 30 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
HALF OZ POUR 1418 4 3 2 30 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
MAULY HATCHET 1448 2 0 0 30 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
SCHOOL DROPOUT 1367 7 5 0 26 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
PEER PRESSURE 1419 4 3 1 26 CONSTANT SORROW (81)
GREG 1328 4 13 0 25 AKAKIA (86)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOZELLE ALDERSON 1406 4 4 0 23 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
GRANDMA CAT 1451 2 0 0 23 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
LADY WITH GARDEN 1454 1 0 0 23 ROBO VILLAGE (68)
FERAL DIVA 1393 3 6 0 21 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
IRONCLAD KNIGHT 1423 4 2 1 20 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
CHAIN GANGSTER 1392 5 4 0 19 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
THREADS 1442 3 1 0 18 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
GHOST PEPPER 1434 1 4 0 18 HOLD MY BEER (79)
PIG WON'T 1455 1 0 0 15 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
HEADCASE 1404 3 5 0 14 LOST SENTINELS (19)
BAZ EBONSOUL 1398 3 5 0 14 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS 1378 2 8 0 14 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
COHERENCE 1445 2 2 0 11 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
RUN AMOK 1429 3 1 0 10 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
PLANTER'S PUNCH 1436 2 3 1 10 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
ENFEEBLEMENT RAY 1428 2 3 0 9 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
DEEP FUNK 1452 1 0 0 9 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
TARL 1441 2 2 0 8 LOST SENTINELS (19)
HILDA HIPPO 1446 2 2 0 8 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
WILLIAM BUCKWELL IV 1438 1 4 0 7 AKAKIA (86)
KEVIN'S BROTHER 1444 1 3 0 6 AKAKIA (86)
THE SHOT 1449 0 1 0 1 200 PROOF (87)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SOOZ'R DA BOOZ'R 1409 1 5 0 200 PROOF 87 HALF OZ POUR 1418 213 JUST REVENGED
KEVIN 1439 0 1 0 AKAKIA 86 PLANTER'S PUNCH 1436 211 NOT REVENGED
KAMIKAZE 1437 0 1 0 CALL YOUR SHOT 84 IRONCLAD KNIGHT 1423 211 NOT REVENGED
BOAT JUMP 1433 2 1 0 HOLD MY BEER 79 SALLY CAT 1415 213
RUNNING MAN 2 1450 0 1 0 HOLD MY BEER 79 THE WRECK KING 215 NONE
NGORONGARO CENTE 1414 1 2 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 23 RACETOTHEBOTTOM 1396 211 REVENGED
REMOTE WORK 1395 2 7 0 PANDEMIC BOREDOM 78 WURM KIN 215 NONE
WHAT MONTH IS IT 1135 15 16 0 PANDEMIC BOREDOM 78 HARMACIST 1126 214 JUST REVENGED
PEPTO-ABYSMAL 1394 3 6 0 PHARMANOMICON 76 PEER PRESSURE 1419 215
TEMPEST 1348 10 4 0 PIXELBENDERS 36 MICROMANAGEMENT 1325 214
NOT TRASHY 1453 0 1 0 ROBO VILLAGE 68 DARK CHAMPION 215 NONE
TRASHY MISTRESS 1357 7 7 1 ROBO VILLAGE 68 SPYMASTER 215 NONE
RAT FINK 1420 3 2 0 RUBBER VS GLUE 90 SALLY CAT 1415 214 JUST REVENGED
SNITCH 1456 0 1 0 RUBBER VS GLUE 90 SWINE GOLEM 215 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Pappy -- Parosmia is the condition of occasionally smelling cigarette smoke. There
are a myriad of causes for it but the one that probably happened to you is covid-19.
It's one of those long haul things. This can also be caused by allergies but I doubt
that's your issue. -- Coach
Threads -- And where is that bikini cut leather armor padded? -- Kevin's Brother
Chilli Charlie -- I know you improved that constitution just so you could drink more.
-- Biff
Run Amok -- My sister hits harder than you do. -- William Buckwell IV (And she beats
me up too)
But what am I -- You're a pain, that's what you are. I break your shield and you
still beat me. -- Albert
1/2 Ounce Pour -- They say those who can't teach... And WOW, I taught you plenty: 5
skills and 2 experts. You're buying next time we hit the bar. -- Greg
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TRASHY MISTRESS was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
REMOTE WORK was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SNITCH was put to death by SWINE GOLEM in a popular 3 minute Dark Arena match.
RUNNING MAN 2 was barely slain by THE WRECK KING in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
NOT TRASHY was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
NEENER NEENER devastated SALLY CAT in a 1 minute gory uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
DO IT TOMORROW viciously subdued HARMACIST in a 2 minute master's Bloodfeud match.
BURP overpowered HALF OZ POUR in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
THE ACES lost to CALI GOLD RUSH in a popular 1 minute expert's Challenge Title duel.
TEEPEETOTALER won victory over TUMBLE BELLY in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
ROSE MOFFORD handily defeated DAKIA WILDROSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PLANK demolished SPACE TOAST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SAM LAY bested WHAT'S STREAMING in a 2 minute bloody veteran's Challenge battle.
ALBERT was outlasted by BUT WHAT AM I in a 19 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
CHARLIE CHARLIE defeated ZALA FIREHAIR in a action packed 1 minute Challenge struggle.
ORA ALEXANDER overcame FARMER FOX in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SQUARE devastated SCHOOL DROPOUT in a 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
I KNOW YOU ARE outlasted GREG in a 8 minute Challenge match.
THREADS beat PLANTER'S PUNCH in a 2 minute gory novice's Challenge bout.
GRANDMA CAT viciously subdued HEADCASE in a 2 minute bloody Challenge competition.
HILDA HIPPO outlasted KEVIN'S BROTHER in a 17 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
BRITTNEY GRINER was overpowered by FLAMING DR PEPPER in a 1 minute uneven fray.
MICROMANAGEMENT was handily defeated by DY-QUIL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BARBARA EDEN defeated BIFF in a exciting 1 minute gory expert's fight.
HOEB vanquished WASTED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER was savagely defeated by VORA LIONEYE in a 4 minute veteran's melee.
24 HOUR FORT was overpowered by CODEX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
TWITTER TROLL vanquished EVOLETT in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
CHARTREUSE was overcome by EMMA STONE in a exciting 4 minute one-sided fight.
PARNO overpowered DEMOLITION DOG in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
THE CAT LADY overpowered BAZ EBONSOUL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PEPTO-ABYSMAL was dealt death by PEER PRESSURE in a 2 minute duel.
DEATHY POT defeated IRONCLAD KNIGHT in a 6 minute struggle.
MOZELLE ALDERSON demolished WILLIAM BUCKWELL IV in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS was savagely defeated by FERAL DIVA in a popular 3 minute fray.
CHAIN GANGSTER was subdued by GHOST PEPPER in a exciting 5 minute gruesome conflict.
TARL was overpowered by MAULY HATCHET in a 1 minute uneven bout.
RUN AMOK was overpowered by LADY WITH GARDEN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
COHERENCE overcame THE SHOT in a 2 minute novice's duel.
ENFEEBLEMENT RAY was defeated by DEEP FUNK in a 6 minute beginner's battle.
PIG WON'T vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 TOTAL PARRY 83 - 61 - 3 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 12 PARRY-RIPOSTE 25 - 22 - 2 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 LUNGING ATTACK 80 - 75 - 9 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 AIMED BLOW 57 - 59 - 4 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 48 - 50 - 4 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 BASHING ATTACK 48 - 51 - 3 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 PARRY-LUNGE 22 - 26 - 0 46 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 37 - 46 - 2 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 27 - 36 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 38 - 1 38 |
Turn 215 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 3 - 7 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 6 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 6 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK CALI GOLD RUSH 1264 18 9 0 116 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
SLASHING ATTACK THE ACES 1277 15 9 1 98 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
TOTAL PARRY TEEPEETOTALER 1218 17 15 0 97 200 PROOF (87)
BASHING ATTACK BRITTNEY GRINER 1225 17 14 3 88 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
AIMED BLOW HARMACIST 1126 19 17 2 83 PHARMANOMICON (76)
PARRY-LUNGE TUMBLE BELLY 1183 17 16 0 74 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
WALL OF STEEL WASTED 1217 19 13 1 71 200 PROOF (87)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BARBARA EDEN 1224. The most popular warrior this
turn was VORA LIONEYE 1300. The ten other most popular fighters were FERAL DIVA
1393, CHAIN GANGSTER 1392, SNITCH 1456, TEEPEETOTALER 1218, ZALA FIREHAIR 1399, EMMA
STONE 1370, SAM LAY 1279, BARBARA EDEN 1224, TEENAGE DAUGHTER 1238, and PARNO 1258.
The least popular fighter this week was HILDA HIPPO 1446. The other ten least
popular fighters were KEVIN'S BROTHER 1444, BUT WHAT AM I 1383, ALBERT 1210, I KNOW
YOU ARE 1381, DEATHY POT 1353, DEEP FUNK 1452, TARL 1441, WILLIAM BUCKWELL IV 1438,
BAZ EBONSOUL 1398, and EVOLETT 1326.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DY-QUIL (20-1107) PHARMANOMICON (76)