DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/13/2024 Duedate: 08/26/2024
SEAM ARENA
DM 20 TURN 239
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
STEVIE NICKS
LOCAL GIRLS (88)
(20-1483) [12-4-0,108]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NEENER NEENER UNCHASTE
RUBBER VS GLUE (90) FAITH NO MORE (93)
(20-1382) [19-9-1,123] (20-1533) [1-0-0,18]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS FAZ EBONSTEEL
NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
(20-1378) [14-20-0,88] (20-1487) [9-10-1,85]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FAITH NO MORE (93) 50
2. LOCAL GIRLS (88) 33 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
3. RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 28 Unchartered Team
4. PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 15
5. NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 13 FAITH NO MORE (93)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 94 42 3 69.1 1/ 1 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 9 1 1
2/ 0*FAITH NO MORE (93) 3 2 0 60.0 2/ 4 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 8 6 0
3/ 2 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 212 165 6 56.2 3/ 3 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 8 7 0
4/ 3 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 135 109 5 55.3 4/ 7 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 6 8 0
5/ 4 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 121 115 9 51.3 5/ 5 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 6 9 0
6/ 5 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 589 575 32 50.6 6/ 6 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 5 8 0
7/ 6 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 549 570 17 49.1 7/ 2 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 5 10 0
8/ 7 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 533 566 27 48.5 8/ 8 RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 4 1 0
9/ 8 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 118 147 6 44.5 9/ 0*FAITH NO MORE (93) 3 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for SEAM. I don't wanna hurt anybody's
feelings or anything, but DARQUE KNIGHTS really goofed with their 1-4-0. THIRSTY
THUGS like really fought hard to move up to 4th from 7th. Way to go! What was the
name of that team who got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 212-165-6 you ask? (Sure)
UNLIKELY HEROES' their name, and fighting's their game! MVP award for UNCHASTE?
FAITH NO MORE's proud of her after beating INCOMPETENT PUNK and getting 18 points.
Talk about yer big time losers! BOOGERHEAD got smashed by SHAKEY JAKE HARRIS, and
lost 15 points! Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular guy in all
SEAM. He got the most challenges. (But what about proposals?) STEVIE NICKS thinks
hers 12-4-0 and studly character is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster. Any
bets? Was that a tear I saw in STEVIE NICKS' eye, as she took over Duelmastership?
And wasn't ENFEEBLEMENT RAY fit to be tied! Who was the wiseguy that said SEAM's
Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Final Rest? Don't look at me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? NO TOURNAMENT BLUES was SEAM's most avoided team. Is
there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are DARQUE KNIGHTS? NO
TOURNAMENT BLUES, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an
invitation! I'm not so sure DOOMSROLLING knew all the facts when he challenged CHAIN
GANGSTER of UNLIKELY HEROES. I saw DOOMSROLLING stumbling and dribbling at The Final
Rest last week... DOOMSROLLING lost to CHAIN GANGSTER, but he got 2 points. CHAIN
GANGSTER won, and got 2 points. I don't get it.
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. SEAM is like such a dump, and you guys smell
too much! Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STEVIE NICKS 1483 12 4 0 108 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEENER NEENER 1382 19 9 1 123 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
SQUARE 1413 18 7 0 106 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
BUT WHAT AM I 1383 22 6 0 105 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
GRANDMA CAT 1451 15 11 1 98 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
ENFEEBLEMENT RAY 1428 18 11 0 94 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
I KNOW YOU ARE 1381 24 4 0 91 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LOLA DOOMFIST 1494 10 7 0 89 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS 1378 14 20 0 88 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
FAZ EBONSTEEL 1487 9 10 1 85 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
DEMOLITION DOG 1390 23 11 0 84 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
IRONCLAD KNIGHT 1423 18 12 2 82 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
HILDA HIPPO 1446 18 10 0 80 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
BULLY BOBCAT 1467 15 7 1 79 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
GRUMPY CAT 1457 11 9 0 72 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
CHAIN GANGSTER 1392 15 18 0 68 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HELLER 1485 8 12 0 66 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
SHAKEY JAKE HARRIS 1501 7 8 1 60 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
EXYL ROTT 1515 6 5 0 60 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARY JO WEST 1492 8 7 0 52 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
HODJA 1517 7 3 0 50 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
PROTOTYPO 1490 11 8 1 43 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
DOOMSROLLING 1473 6 12 0 42 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
OH MORRISSEY 1504 5 6 0 39 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
BOOGERHEAD 1468 8 7 2 37 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIKE SUNDAY 1503 6 5 1 31 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIZ MONTGOMERY 1505 3 8 0 29 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
EDITH NORTH JOHNSON 1500 6 9 1 28 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
LEXXEE LIONEYE 1516 4 7 1 28 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
KYE SMALLFOOT 1523 4 3 0 24 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWIPE LEFT 1520 5 2 0 20 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
UNCHASTE 1533 1 0 0 18 FAITH NO MORE (93)
DOCTOR FOOL 1526 3 2 0 13 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
SAFFIRE 1530 1 1 0 12 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
UNHALLOWED 1535 1 0 0 9 FAITH NO MORE (93)
UNFORGIVEN 1531 1 0 0 7 FAITH NO MORE (93)
SAU SAGE 1529 1 2 0 5 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
VALERIE WELLINGTON 1536 1 0 0 5 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
PURGATORY 1532 0 1 0 1 FAITH NO MORE (93)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FLAGELLANT 1534 0 1 0 FAITH NO MORE 93 ARENAMASTER VYAN 239 NONE
BUBBLE BURSTER 1528 0 3 0 PANDEMIC BOREDOM 78 SHEWISH BOUNCER 239 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
So my yards are being cleaned right now by some guys my wife hired. My little dude's
birthday is coming up and there will be a party here and my wife wants the place
looking great. Now, we've had the yard done like this a few times since we moved in
just before Covid hit and it's strange each time -- I love the end result but at the
same time the process is somewhat emasculating, almost as bad as Bubble Buster losing
to Doctor Fool. Will my wife be sending ME to the Dark Arena soon?! -- Pappy
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BUBBLE BURSTER was dealt death by SHEWISH BOUNCER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
FLAGELLANT was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER VYANDYL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
STEVIE NICKS subdued ENFEEBLEMENT RAY in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
SQUARE vanquished MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS in a 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
I KNOW YOU ARE luckily beat FAZ EBONSTEEL in a 6 minute Challenge match.
EXYL ROTT was vanquished by DEMOLITION DOG in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
OH MORRISSEY was bested by MARY JO WEST in a popular 1 minute Challenge competition.
DOOMSROLLING slimly lost to CHAIN GANGSTER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
LIKE SUNDAY lost to PROTOTYPO in a action packed 5 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
LIZ MONTGOMERY savagely defeated EDITH NORTH JOHNSON in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
SWIPE LEFT beat SAFFIRE in a exciting 5 minute Challenge fight.
KYE SMALLFOOT subdued DOCTOR FOOL in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
NEENER NEENER handily defeated LOLA DOOMFIST in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GRANDMA CAT was luckily beaten by BUT WHAT AM I in a 4 minute veteran's brawl.
BULLY BOBCAT overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GRUMPY CAT was bested by IRONCLAD KNIGHT in a action packed 5 minute duel.
HILDA HIPPO beat HELLER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
LEXXEE LIONEYE was devastated by HODJA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BOOGERHEAD was demolished by SHAKEY JAKE HARRIS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SAU SAGE was beaten by UNFORGIVEN in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
PURGATORY was bested by VALERIE WELLINGTON in a 1 minute novice's contest.
UNCHASTE defeated INCOMPETENT PUNK in a popular 3 minute gruesome novice's duel.
UNHALLOWED won victory over POLITE BEGGAR in a 4 minute amateur's fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 7 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 12 - 0 68 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 9 - 2 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 20 - 0 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 37 - 31 - 2 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 12 - 1 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 20 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 17 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 15 - 0 42 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 39 - 2 34 |
Turn 239 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK STEVIE NICKS 1483 12 4 0 108 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
LUNGING ATTACK NEENER NEENER 1382 19 9 1 123 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
AIMED BLOW SQUARE 1413 18 7 0 106 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
TOTAL PARRY BUT WHAT AM I 1383 22 6 0 105 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ENFEEBLEMENT RAY 1428 18 11 0 94 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
WALL OF STEEL IRONCLAD KNIGHT 1423 18 12 2 82 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
PARRY-LUNGE GRUMPY CAT 1457 11 9 0 72 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
BASHING ATTACK EXYL ROTT 1515 6 5 0 60 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
PARRY-STRIKE MARY JO WEST 1492 8 7 0 52 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS 1378. The most popular warrior
this turn was FAZ EBONSTEEL 1487. The ten other most popular fighters were GRANDMA
CAT 1451, GRUMPY CAT 1457, HELLER 1485, LIKE SUNDAY 1503, LIZ MONTGOMERY 1505, EXYL
ROTT 1515, SAFFIRE 1530, UNCHASTE 1533, BUBBLE BURSTER 1528, and IRONCLAD KNIGHT
1423.
The least popular fighter this week was UNHALLOWED 1535. The other ten least popular
fighters were PURGATORY 1532, UNFORGIVEN 1531, BOOGERHEAD 1468, LOLA DOOMFIST 1494,
OH MORRISSEY 1504, ENFEEBLEMENT RAY 1428, FLAGELLANT 1534, LEXXEE LIONEYE 1516, SWIPE
LEFT 1520, and DEMOLITION DOG 1390.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ENFEEBLEMENT RAY (20-1428) THIRSTY THUGS (31)