DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/24/2024 Duedate: 10/07/2024
SEAM ARENA
DM 20 TURN 242
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BUT WHAT AM I
RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
(20-1383) [24-6-0,121]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GRANDMA CAT CORRUPTED
HUCKLE'S CATS (23) FAITH NO MORE (93)
(20-1451) [18-11-1,142] (20-1537) [2-1-0,26]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS FAZ EBONSTEEL
NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
(20-1378) [15-22-0,103] (20-1487) [10-12-1,100]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 28
2. UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 24 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
3. PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 16 Unchartered Team
4. RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 15
5. FAITH NO MORE (93) 13 FAITH NO MORE (93)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 100 46 3 68.5 1/ 3 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 10 5 0
2/ 2*FAITH NO MORE (93) 12 8 0 60.0 2/ 1*FAITH NO MORE (93) 9 6 0
3/ 3 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 219 173 6 55.9 3/ 5 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 8 6 0
4/ 4 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 139 116 5 54.5 4/ 6 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 8 7 0
5/ 5 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 597 582 32 50.6 5/ 2 UNLIKELY HEROES (4) 7 8 0
6/ 6 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 125 126 9 49.8 6/ 8 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 6 3 1
7/ 7 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 557 576 17 49.2 7/ 4 RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 6 4 0
8/ 8 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 539 569 28 48.6 8/ 7 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 4 7 0
9- 9 CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 78 83 2 48.4 9/ 9 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 4 11 0
10/10 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 128 152 6 45.7 10-10 CALL YOUR SHOT (84) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is arena day once again, my darlings! Good to see you back on the sands and in the
stands at our glorious arena. We had an exciting day with plenty of fights, little
death, and a few position changes. There were winners and losers, celebrations and
tears, and a bit of laughing and whining. I will let you figure out who is who as we
go through the report this fine day. Let's jump right into the report so you can go
about your day and experience all Seam offers.
But What Am I entered the turn as our Duelmaster. I enjoy watching our champions and
trying to discern if they will be active or passive while on the throne. Will they
challenge? Will they accept all challengers? Well, we have ourselves an active
Duelmaster! But What Am I signed up to fight Mississippi Sheiks. It was an enjoyable
battle to witness if you like to see warriors pass out from exhaustion. It is the
typical modus operandi for a total parry, and it works! Why fix it? Congrats to But
What Am I, who continues to reign as our Duelmaster.
Local Girls are the most avoided team. Darque Knights ran away from the girls, and I
will let you draw your own conclusions with that information. We have already
mentioned our most challenged warrior, Mississippi Sheiks. He lost a 6 minute bout
against our Duelmaster. Instead of devoting another paragraph to it, I will mention
the singular death here. It was a Dark Arena fight as Faith No More sent Unchaste to
face The Wreck King. It ended as expected.
There were several down challenges today. It is not uncharacteristic for this crew but
certainly for an Andorian arena. The managers do not seem to be complaining, though,
so there isn't much use in me bringing it to your attention. Live by the sword, die by
the sword! Live by the down challenge; you're probably going to die from a down
challenge!
No graduation notices today, so we will likely have the same crews battling it out
next cycle. Come back and see if But What Am I can hold onto the throne for another
turn. The Challenger Champions look formidable, but our Duelmaster has already shown
us he is unafraid to seize the initiative. See you in two weeks!
-- Sidara Brightbell
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUT WHAT AM I 1383 24 6 0 121 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRANDMA CAT 1451 18 11 1 142 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
NEENER NEENER 1382 21 9 1 132 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
SQUARE 1413 20 7 0 120 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
BULLY BOBCAT 1467 17 8 2 115 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
STEVIE NICKS 1483 14 5 0 105 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS 1378 15 22 0 103 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
FAZ EBONSTEEL 1487 10 12 1 100 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
LOLA DOOMFIST 1494 12 8 0 92 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRUMPY CAT 1457 13 10 0 87 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
HELLER 1485 10 13 0 86 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
DEMOLITION DOG 1390 24 13 0 85 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
HILDA HIPPO 1446 19 12 0 80 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
I KNOW YOU ARE 1381 24 6 0 78 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
IRONCLAD KNIGHT 1423 19 14 2 78 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
HODJA 1517 10 3 0 70 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
CHAIN GANGSTER 1392 16 20 0 68 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXYL ROTT 1515 7 7 0 66 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
DOOMSROLLING 1473 8 13 0 64 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
-CHARTREUSE 1199 13 21 0 60 CALL YOUR SHOT (84)
SHAKEY JAKE HARRIS 1501 8 10 1 60 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIKE SUNDAY 1503 9 5 1 59 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PROTOTYPO 1490 12 10 1 52 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
OH MORRISSEY 1504 6 8 0 44 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
LEXXEE LIONEYE 1516 6 8 1 43 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
KYE SMALLFOOT 1523 6 4 0 43 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
DOCTOR FOOL 1526 6 2 0 38 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
BOOGERHEAD 1468 8 9 2 35 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MARY JO WEST 1492 8 9 0 33 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
SWIPE LEFT 1520 8 2 0 31 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
VALERIE WELLINGTON 1536 3 1 0 28 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
CORRUPTED 1537 2 1 0 26 FAITH NO MORE (93)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PURGATORY 1532 2 2 0 21 FAITH NO MORE (93)
-LIZ MONTGOMERY 1505 3 10 0 19 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
UNHALLOWED 1535 3 1 0 16 FAITH NO MORE (93)
UNFORGIVEN 1531 3 1 0 15 FAITH NO MORE (93)
SAFFIRE 1530 1 4 0 10 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
SAU SAGE 1529 1 5 0 8 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
ROGER, RODGER 1538 2 1 0 7 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
DUO LINGO 1541 1 1 0 7 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
SONNY BOY 1 1543 0 1 0 1 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FLAMING DR PEPPE 1200 20 14 0 CALL YOUR SHOT 84 BULLY BOBCAT 1467 240
UNCHASTE 1533 2 2 0 FAITH NO MORE 93 THE WRECK KING 242 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
So today I went to the local university as a representative of my company at a job
fair. There were a ton of really bright kids there and most of them were smarter than
me and all of them were more eager to climb the corporate ladder than me. On a side
note, I had been reading up on "buhurt" which is idiots dressing up like gladiators
and hitting each other which sounds like the perfect sport for me. Anyway, the college
kids wanted to talk about R and python Rust and SQL and how they will be great data
scientists and I kept asking if they were familiar with buhurt and you could see the
panic in their eyes and I'd wrap up the conversation with "Well, we'll take your
resume but we're really looking for candidates that are familiar with buhurt" and
that's how you keep your job, gang.
-- Pappy
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
UNCHASTE was butchered by THE WRECK KING in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BUT WHAT AM I unbelievably bested MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
STEVIE NICKS overpowered CHAIN GANGSTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SHAKEY JAKE HARRIS was devastated by HELLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DOOMSROLLING was luckily beaten by HILDA HIPPO in a 5 minute Challenge competition.
LIKE SUNDAY bested KYE SMALLFOOT in a 4 minute Challenge match.
PURGATORY bested SAU SAGE in a popular 1 minute Challenge competition.
UNFORGIVEN overcame SAFFIRE in a action packed 6 minute beginner's Challenge melee.
UNHALLOWED was outlasted by SWIPE LEFT in a dull 21 minute gory Challenge duel.
GRANDMA CAT overpowered GRUMPY CAT in a popular 2 minute uneven match.
LOLA DOOMFIST was overpowered by BULLY BOBCAT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NEENER NEENER viciously subdued IRONCLAD KNIGHT in a 2 minute master's conflict.
SQUARE devastated DEMOLITION DOG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FAZ EBONSTEEL viciously subdued I KNOW YOU ARE in a popular 5 minute expert's fight.
HODJA vanquished OH MORRISSEY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
EXYL ROTT devastated BOOGERHEAD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PROTOTYPO luckily beat LEXXEE LIONEYE in a 2 minute brutal bout.
DOCTOR FOOL beat HAPPY PEASANT in a 5 minute bout.
VALERIE WELLINGTON overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CORRUPTED devastated ROGER, RODGER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DUO LINGO savagely defeated SONNY BOY 1 in a 2 minute gory novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 8 - 1 72 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 SLASHING ATTACK 41 - 24 - 3 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 20 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 24 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 12 - 13 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 12 - 1 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 23 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 38 - 1 28 |
Turn 242 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BUT WHAT AM I 1383 24 6 0 121 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
SLASHING ATTACK GRANDMA CAT 1451 18 11 1 142 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
LUNGING ATTACK NEENER NEENER 1382 21 9 1 132 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
AIMED BLOW SQUARE 1413 20 7 0 120 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
PARRY-LUNGE GRUMPY CAT 1457 13 10 0 87 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
WALL OF STEEL IRONCLAD KNIGHT 1423 19 14 2 78 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
PARRY-RIPOSTE KYE SMALLFOOT 1523 6 4 0 43 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
PARRY-STRIKE DOCTOR FOOL 1526 6 2 0 38 UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS 1378. The most popular warrior
this turn was FAZ EBONSTEEL 1487. The ten other most popular fighters were
MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS 1378, DOOMSROLLING 1473, NEENER NEENER 1382, SAFFIRE 1530, GRANDMA
CAT 1451, LIKE SUNDAY 1503, DOCTOR FOOL 1526, SONNY BOY 1 1543, LEXXEE LIONEYE 1516,
and HELLER 1485.
The least popular fighter this week was UNHALLOWED 1535. The other ten least popular
fighters were SWIPE LEFT 1520, UNFORGIVEN 1531, ROGER, RODGER 1538, BOOGERHEAD 1468,
OH MORRISSEY 1504, DEMOLITION DOG 1390, LOLA DOOMFIST 1494, SHAKEY JAKE HARRIS 1501,
CHAIN GANGSTER 1392, and EXYL ROTT 1515.