DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/14/2025 Duedate: 01/27/2025
SEAM ARENA
DM 20 TURN 250
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DOOMSROLLING
PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
(20-1473) [13-14-0,109]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DOOMSROLLING POSITION IS EMPTY
PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
(20-1473) [13-14-0,109]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS LIKE SUNDAY
NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
(20-1378) [18-27-0,81] (20-1503) [14-7-1,80]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THIRSTY THUGS (31)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THIRSTY THUGS (31) 38
2. DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 17 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
3. PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 14 Unchartered Team
4. NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 6
5. HUCKLE'S CATS (23) -23 NIGHT CRUE (46)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 109 57 4 65.7 1/ 3 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 9 5 0
2- 2 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 156 124 5 55.7 2- 1 LOCAL GIRLS (88) 8 2 0
3/ 3 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 617 601 33 50.7 3/ 5 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 8 7 0
4/ 4 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 144 147 9 49.5 4/ 4 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 7 7 1
5/ 5 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 577 590 17 49.4 5/ 2 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89) 6 9 0
6/ 6 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 547 582 28 48.4 6- 6 RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 4 6 0
7/ 7 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 145 169 6 46.2 7/ 7 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Ah, Seam--where bubbling hot springs and the golden sunlit streets provide the perfect
backdrop to the ferocious battles in the arena! There is also the threat of a massive
earthquake from the visible faultline that gives our city its name! In short, this
place is nothing but amazing! The waters here, so pure and sparkling, could almost
wash away the bloodstains from the sands--almost. No one is rushing to do it because
who would want that? After all, the tales forged in Seam are epic tales of bravery,
tragedy, and a touch of stupidity. Now, let's take a look at the latest clashes that
visited our arena today.
Doomsrolling from Pandemic Boredom has rolled its way to the throne. I think the name
is misspelled, but I will wait for management to confirm. Doomsrolling beat Lexee
Lioneye in a decisive one-minute duel to take over the champion duties. Heller, our
former Duelmaster, won his final fight but gives us his post to journey to the Isle of
the Eye. All eyes are now on Doomsrolling who rules the arena with a 13-14-0 record.
It is a tenuous hold, though. Can our newest Duelmaster hold on, or is this reign just
another pandemic distraction.
A hearty applause for Thirsty Thugs! They have climbed to the top of the ranks and
dethroned Local Girls, who were sadly absent today. The Thugs' grit and grind have
left the fans buzzing with excitement. Can they keep a firm grasp on their streak? I
appear to have a lot of questions this week! Why is that? Oh, sorry, I did it again!
Local Girls were absent, but they were the most avoided team. I am unsure if this is
an honor or an "honor" to be the most avoided team. Who led the exit line trying to
get away from the Local Girls? None other than Pandemic Boredom. One can only
speculate whether it is strategy or sheer terror causing them to flee. Doomsrolling,
our new champion, faced more challenges than any other contender this week. Again, I
have to ask if this is an insult or admiration. I guess this is for the audience to
decide. The only thing I can be sure of is Doomsrolling had a target on his back, and
it just got bigger by being on Seam's throne.
The fights might be over, my dears, but the echoes of steel are still ringing in many
ears. The roar of the crowd has settled down for now, but it is time to move the
excitement of today's victories to the taverns. Join me, Sidara Brightbell, in two
weeks as we once again plunge into the sandy drama, triumphs, and tragedies of Seam.
Until then, visit a hot spring, do some shopping, and savor the tales of bravery from
this day. See you soon, managers, warriors, and fans!
-- Sidara Brightbell
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOOMSROLLING 1473 13 14 0 109 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXYL ROTT 1515 11 11 0 92 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
FAZ EBONSTEEL 1487 14 16 1 91 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HODJA 1517 14 7 0 90 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
LEXXEE LIONEYE 1516 10 12 1 89 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
-BUT WHAT AM I 1383 26 8 0 86 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
-I KNOW YOU ARE 1381 25 9 0 84 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS 1378 18 27 0 81 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
LIKE SUNDAY 1503 14 7 1 80 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
HILDA HIPPO 1446 20 19 0 79 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
SAFFIRE 1530 7 6 0 71 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VALERIE WELLINGTON 1536 7 5 0 65 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
SHAKEY JAKE HARRIS 1501 11 15 1 61 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
-MARY JO WEST 1492 11 10 0 60 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KYE SMALLFOOT 1523 11 7 1 50 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
-LIZ MONTGOMERY 1505 6 11 0 47 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
SWIPE LEFT 1520 11 6 0 44 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
-BOOGERHEAD 1468 10 11 3 44 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OH MORRISSEY 1504 8 13 0 40 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SONNY BOY 1 1543 3 6 0 30 NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (89)
-WILMA WILDCAT 1548 2 2 0 26 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
ROGER, RODGER 1538 6 5 0 24 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ICKY 1550 1 1 0 23 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
SAU SAGE 1529 4 10 0 22 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
PSYDE 1553 2 0 0 22 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
-FLAMBERGE 1547 4 1 0 21 LOCAL GIRLS (88)
DUO LINGO 1541 3 6 0 15 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
-RAT FINK 1549 1 1 0 4 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEAD 1554 0 1 0 DARQUE KNIGHTS 22 SHEWISH BOUNCER 250 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Pappy -- You are better than the rest of us at keeping the personal ads open. I SWEAR
that I mean to send ads every turn, but then the due dates slips past me. There isn't
much to report on my end. Real life was kicking my tail for a few months with
deadlines and the candle getting blowtorched on both ends. Hopefully, I can pay better
attention in 2025. I really do enjoy this arena. I just need to make wiser choices
when I get replacements. Not everyone deserves a chance! -- Darque
Hey gang, I'm probably going to take advantage of the name change. We've had fun with
my current name but I don't think the guys in Talahya would get it. Besides, I like
goat yoga and I like the fact that my money will be going towards that. --
Doomsrolling, soon to be Doomscrolling
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DEAD was butchered by SHEWISH BOUNCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LEXXEE LIONEYE was devastated by DOOMSROLLING in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.
KYE SMALLFOOT viciously subdued OH MORRISSEY in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
DUO LINGO lost to ROGER, RODGER in a 2 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
HELLER overpowered BULLY BOBCAT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS was viciously subdued by HODJA in a 2 minute gory expert's brawl.
EXYL ROTT bested SAFFIRE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
FAZ EBONSTEEL handily defeated VALERIE WELLINGTON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HILDA HIPPO was viciously subdued by LIKE SUNDAY in a 6 minute expert's duel.
SHAKEY JAKE HARRIS viciously subdued SWIPE LEFT in a 2 minute gory duel.
SAU SAGE was overpowered by SONNY BOY 1 in a 1 minute uneven match.
PSYDE overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 29 - 18 - 0 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 8 - 1 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 10 - 0 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 24 - 1 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 15 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 24 - 0 43 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 12 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 26 - 0 42 |
Turn 250 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK HODJA 1517 14 7 0 90 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
WALL OF STEEL LIKE SUNDAY 1503 14 7 1 80 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
TOTAL PARRY HILDA HIPPO 1446 20 19 0 79 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
PARRY-RIPOSTE KYE SMALLFOOT 1523 11 7 1 50 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS 1378. The most popular warrior
this turn was LIKE SUNDAY 1503. The ten other most popular fighters were ROGER,
RODGER 1538, HODJA 1517, SHAKEY JAKE HARRIS 1501, KYE SMALLFOOT 1523, EXYL ROTT 1515,
DOOMSROLLING 1473, DUO LINGO 1541, FAZ EBONSTEEL 1487, OH MORRISSEY 1504, and SAFFIRE
1530.
The least popular fighter this week was SAU SAGE 1529. The other ten least popular
fighters were HILDA HIPPO 1446, VALERIE WELLINGTON 1536, MISSISSIPPI SHEIKS 1378,
LEXXEE LIONEYE 1516, DEAD 1554, PSYDE 1553, SONNY BOY 1 1543, SWIPE LEFT 1520,
SAFFIRE 1530, and OH MORRISSEY 1504.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
FAZ EBONSTEEL (20-1487) DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
GRUMPY CAT (20-1457) LOCAL GIRLS (88)
BULLY BOBCAT (20-1467) HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
HELLER (20-1485) THIRSTY THUGS (31)