DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/12/2025    Duedate: 08/25/2025

SEAM ARENA

DM 20    TURN 265

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HODJA
THIRSTY THUGS (31)
(20-1517) [20-16-0,138]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HODJA                          POSITION IS EMPTY
THIRSTY THUGS (31)             
(20-1517) [20-16-0,138]        

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

KYE SMALLFOOT                  ROGER, RODGER
DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)            THIRSTY THUGS (31)
(20-1523) [17-16-1,90]         (20-1538) [15-11-1,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THIRSTY THUGS (31)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)         36 
2. THIRSTY THUGS (31)            27    RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
3. RUBBER VS GLUE (90)           2     Unchartered Team

                                       NIGHT CRUE (46)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*FAR TRAVELERS (95)         8   1  0 88.9   1/ 4 THIRSTY THUGS (31)        9  3 1
 2/ 2 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)      156  79  4 66.4   2/ 2 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       8  7 0
 3/ 3 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)      658 634 34 50.9   3/ 1 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)       7  7 0
 4/ 4 THIRSTY THUGS (31)       609 618 19 49.6   4/ 5 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)     7  8 0
 5/ 5 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)       551 593 28 48.2   5- 3*FAR TRAVELERS (95)        4  0 0
 6/ 6 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)    177 202  6 46.7   6/ 6 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

Oh, my dearies, gather close and lend me those lovely ears, for your favorite witch 
has been brewing a fresh pot of arena gossip, and it is piping hot!  Seam may be 
getting smaller, my sweets, but my word, the action is still fierce enough to singe 
your eyebrows off.  And this turn's title fight? Oh, it was a gem worth polishing!

Our hearty champion, Hodja of Thirsty Thugs, strode onto the sands and gave his 
opponent, Boogerhead of Rubber vs Glue, a bout to remember. It wasn't a one-sided 
affair like a few other fights this cycle. Boogerhead has a sting when he strikes, but 
Hodja showed he had what it takes to keep his throne. He'll be strutting to the 
advanced games after next turn, so if you have a challenge for him, you better hurry!

Now, behind the scenes of our little arena, Thirsty Thugs found themselves the most 
avoided team. Rubber vs Glue had better things to do than face the Thugs. I'm not 
saying the RvG crew was scared, but I could swear I saw one of them duck behind a 
fruit stand on fight day when Thirsty Thugs entered the arena. The belle of the ball, 
for challenges, is none other than But What Am I, who drew more dance card invites 
than any other gladiator. I suppose that is what happens when you have such a shiny 
record as But What Am I.

Now onto farewells, my big beautiful Hilda Hippo has left us for the Isle. Oh, 
sweetie, we will miss your stomps, your snorts, and your utter refusal to move at 
anything less than your own snail's pace. Good luck! Show the big leagues what a true 
warrior from Seam can do!

The truth is, my darlings, our dear Seam is getting a little . . . cozy. Too cozy! If 
you've got friends, enemies, or that one cousin who swears they're "too busy" to 
manage a team--drag them in! The sands are always warmer with more feet kicking them 
up, and I, for one, want to keep the fights fiery for turns to come.

I hope to see all of you in two weeks. Keep the armor oiled, the blades sharp, and the 
potions potent! Hugs and curses!

                                          -- Sidara Brightbell

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HODJA 1517                   20  16  0 138         THIRSTY THUGS (31)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUT WHAT AM I 1383           39   9  0 126         RUBBER VS GLUE (90)       
 RAT FINK 1549                12   4  0 125         RUBBER VS GLUE (90)       
 BOOGERHEAD 1468              22  13  3  96         RUBBER VS GLUE (90)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KYE SMALLFOOT 1523           17  16  1  90         DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       
 SWIPE LEFT 1520              18  12  0  85         PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)     
 SAU SAGE 1529                13  16  0  82         THIRSTY THUGS (31)        
 ROGER, RODGER 1538           15  11  1  73         THIRSTY THUGS (31)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PSYDE 1553                   10   7  1  64         THIRSTY THUGS (31)        
 TOZ FIRESHIELD 1559           7   2  0  58         DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUO LINGO 1541               10  12  0  56         PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)     
 FREYA BEARMAW 1562            5   3  0  44         DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EMILE 1571                    2   0  0  30         FAR TRAVELERS (95)        
-GAMERA 1569                   2   0  0  28         FAR TRAVELERS (95)        
 KIXA OAKHEART 1560            6   3  0  25         DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       
-QUANG 1573                    2   0  0  24         FAR TRAVELERS (95)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SYD FROSTFIRE 1574            3   2  0  20         DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       
-MANKAR 1570                   2   0  0  20         FAR TRAVELERS (95)        
 SWEET TARIFFS 1558            2   6  0  12         PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEDICAID CUTS 1577            2   1  0  10         PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)     
 BUG 1580                      0   1  0   1         RUBBER VS GLUE (90)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CHAT GPT JR 1581        0  1 0 PANDEMIC BOREDOM 78  ARENAMASTER VYAN       265 NONE
OH MORRISSEY 1504      11 22 0 PANDEMIC BOREDOM 78  ROGER, RODGER 1538     264 JUST REVENGED
ICKY 1568               1  5 0 RUBBER VS GLUE 90    WURM KIN               265 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

So, first of all, I'm stunned that Sidara didn't write a huge eulogy for our dearly 
departed Oh Morrissey.  Yeah, he sucked but he was fun - 13 strength but did awesome 
damage!  Anyway, that brings us to his replacement which brings us to ChatGPT.  I've 
been dipping my toes into what the kids call "The ChatGPT" and find it rather 
entertaining. I had it pick stocks for me recently as I've been gambling all my IRA 
and 401k savings in the mad attempt to have enough money to move someplace exotic like 
Cambodia or Somalia.  I've noticed that some of the stock advice is wrong, but wrong 
in the way that is actually verifiable, like giving me wrong prices for stocks even 
though the market is closed.  Why would it do that?  When I ask ChatGPT to update the 
stock prices, it's like, "Oh, sure, no problem" but why would it give the wrong prices 
to begin with?  Anyway, I asked ChatGPT to create a replacement character ("My Duel 2 
replacement roll up is 10 strength, 12 constitution, 11 size, 7 wit, 9 will, 15 speed, 
and 6 deftness.  What should I do?") and it said it added 14 points to the replacement 
but actually only added 10 -- this is just sloppiness!  I then argued with ChatGPT for 
the next 3 hours, cried a little, laughed a little, and came to an understanding of 
how we (ChatGPT and I) should run this guy.  After he gets a few kills under his belt, 
he's coming for Hilda Hippo! -- Pappy

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ICKY was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CHAT GPT JR was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER VYANDYL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SWIPE LEFT overcame ROGER, RODGER in a 5 minute veteran's Bloodfeud match.
RAT FINK devastated HILDA HIPPO in a 5 minute gory one-sided Challenge contest.
KYE SMALLFOOT was luckily beaten by BUT WHAT AM I in a 11 minute competition.
HODJA bested BOOGERHEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's Title match.
TOZ FIRESHIELD was overpowered by SAU SAGE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
PSYDE won victory over FREYA BEARMAW in a 1 minute duel.
DUO LINGO vanquished TEENAGE HOODLUM in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
KIXA OAKHEART narrowly defeated SWEET TARIFFS in a 3 minute match.
SYD FROSTFIRE overcame BUG in a 4 minute brutal novice's bout.
MEDICAID CUTS subdued TOUGH MAMA in a 1 minute amateur's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   8 -  1      62  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  18 -  1      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  17 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  11 -  0      35  |

Turn 265 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HODJA 1517                 20  16  0  138 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
TOTAL PARRY      BUT WHAT AM I 1383         39   9  0  126 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
AIMED BLOW       RAT FINK 1549              12   4  0  125 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KYE SMALLFOOT 1523         17  16  1   90 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
STRIKING ATTACK  ROGER, RODGER 1538         15  11  1   73 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
PARRY-STRIKE     TOZ FIRESHIELD 1559         7   2  0   58 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KYE SMALLFOOT 1523.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ROGER, RODGER 1538.  The ten other most popular fighters were KYE SMALLFOOT 
1523, SWIPE LEFT 1520, RAT FINK 1549, SWEET TARIFFS 1558, BUG 1580, HODJA 1517, DUO 
LINGO 1541, SYD FROSTFIRE 1574, BOOGERHEAD 1468, and KIXA OAKHEART 1560.

The least popular fighter this week was BUT WHAT AM I 1383.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FREYA BEARMAW 1562, TOZ FIRESHIELD 1559, CHAT GPT JR 1581, ICKY 
1568, PSYDE 1553, SAU SAGE 1529, MEDICAID CUTS 1577, KIXA OAKHEART 1560, BOOGERHEAD 
1468, and SYD FROSTFIRE 1574.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HODJA (20-1517) THIRSTY THUGS (31)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HILDA HIPPO (20-1446) HUCKLE'S CATS (23)