DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/22/2008 Duedate: 08/18/2008
THE STOMPING GROUNDS ARENA
DM-20 TURN-433
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MAULARIA
MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3702) [4-0-0,56]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY MAULARIA
MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3702) [4-0-0,56]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FLAILS HERE FLAILS HERE
GO TO FLAIL (372) GO TO FLAIL (372)
(20-3763) [4-0-0,19] (20-3763) [4-0-0,19]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MAUL RATS (360)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BEAT IT! (386) 57
2. MAUL RATS (360) 39 HOGAN'S REJECTS (276)
3. GO TO FLAIL (372) 34 Unchartered Team
4. BASH MASTERS (384) 30
5. DUNGEON CELL BA (368) 29 BEAT IT! (386)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*BEAT IT! (386) 4 1 1 80.0 1/ 1*MAUL RATS (360) 10 5 0
2/ 1*MAUL RATS (360) 15 5 0 75.0 2/ 5*DUNGEON CELL BA (368) 8 6 2
3/ 2*BASH MASTERS (384) 7 3 0 70.0 3/ 8*THE BEATNIKS (364) 8 7 0
4- 3*THE HEAVY HANDS (379) 7 3 0 70.0 4/13*BASH MASTERS (384) 7 3 0
5/ 5*CLUB CLUB (365) 9 6 2 60.0 5- 3*THE HEAVY HANDS (379) 7 3 0
6- 4*MAUL MASHING ORCS (376) 9 6 1 60.0 6/ 7*GO TO FLAIL (372) 7 8 1
7- 6*PLATONIC SOLIDS (370) 6 4 0 60.0 7/ 9*NUMBSKULLS (375) 7 8 0
8/ 8*BABA BABA (356) 8 6 0 57.1 8/10*CLUB CLUB (365) 6 4 2
9/11*DUNGEON CELL BA (368) 10 9 2 52.6 9/ 4*BABA BABA (356) 5 4 0
10/13*GO TO FLAIL (372) 10 10 2 50.0 10- 6*BASHTARDS (367) 5 5 1
11/14*THE BEATNIKS (364) 10 10 0 50.0 11- 2*MAUL MASHING ORCS (376) 5 5 0
12- 9*BASH 4 CASH (355) 5 5 1 50.0 12/15*CHIC BARBARIANS (371) 5 10 1
13-12*BASHTARDS (367) 7 8 1 46.7 13/ 0*BEAT IT! (386) 4 1 1
14/15*NUMBSKULLS (375) 8 12 0 40.0 14/16*ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378) 4 6 0
15-16*I CRUSH UR HEAD (361) 4 6 0 40.0 15-14*I CRUSH UR HEAD (361) 2 3 0
16/ 7*ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378) 4 6 0 40.0 16-11*PLATONIC SOLIDS (370) 2 3 0
17/17*CHIC BARBARIANS (371) 5 10 1 33.3 17-12*BASH 4 CASH (355) 1 4 1
18-20*DEMOLITION (359) 2 8 0 20.0 18-24*NUMBNUTS (380) 1 4 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-23*BLUNT FORCE (383) 1 4 0 20.0 19-20*DEMOLITION (359) 1 4 0
20-24*NUMBNUTS (380) 1 4 0 20.0 20-23*BLUNT FORCE (383) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
A wise man once said, never bring a pillow to a maul fight, but he also used to club
his opponents to death while they were sleeping, so many didn't have much choice.
I'm sharing this story since many of you appear to be fighting in pajamas,
figuratively speaking that is, except in the literal case of Widowmaker. Because of
your collective ineptness, most of you will never set foot inside the Bashmaster's
throne room (except Drunken Flailer since his foot is now on my belt buckle).
However, I will go ahead and share with you a throne room tradition, so you can
continue living vicariously through me. Each new Bashmaster adds something to the
decor so that it is more than just four walls and a plush red throne chair from IKEA.
Last turn I put up an oil painting of my basher cousin Mouse of Pain who once sat on
the throne of Shadowspire and this turn I'm putting up a similar one of Bashful, who
had a brief stint on the throne at Mordant. I have a nice spike set aside for a
Vengeance kidney shish kabob.
Bashmaster Maularia
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for THE STOMPING GROUNDS. Uncool, MAUL
MASHING ORCS. I mean 0-0-0 is bad. Will they will be allowed to fight? I say use
'em for training practice! The guys at BASH MASTERS like really pulled together to
get a 3-2-0 this turn, moving up by 9. One team deserves special mention 'cause they
moved up 3 after going 3-1-0. Keep it up, DUNGEON CELL BA! I just can't say enough
good things about BEAT IT!. They went 4-1-1 their first time, don't slouch, and
they've got good oral hygiene! MVP award for NARCOLEPTIC GUARD? DUNGEON CELL BA's
proud of him after beating ARADI THUG and getting 19 points. Talk about yer big time
losers! THUD got smashed by BASH WIPE, and lost 10 points! Don't you think the
Duelmaster is being unfair? I think MAULARIA should let ROWDY DWARF be Duelmaster
for a while, without fighting about it. Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob
to his teammates? Don't ask me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. CLUB CLUB was
THE STOMPING GROUNDS' most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Is there
some deep dark secret why THE BEATNIKS' been avoiding CLUB CLUB so much? Or is it
just that they're too scared? Can MAUL RATS' I SEE DEAD PEOPLE be more popular than
me? It was challenged the most, but is that really the same? I'm not so sure BASH
ACKWARDS knew all the facts when it challenged I SEE DEAD PEOPLE of MAUL RATS. I saw
BASH ACKWARDS stumbling and dribbling at The Victory Tavern last week... BASH
ACKWARDS lost to I SEE DEAD PEOPLE, but it got 3 points. I SEE DEAD PEOPLE won, and
got 2 points. I don't get it. BACKWARDS must not be a good enough fighter to get in
fair fights. It challenged TOMMY HILFIGER. 12 is a big difference. (Well, that's
what they tell me.) I thought BACKWARDS showed great skill and promise when it won
victory over TOMMY HILFIGER. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All THE STOMPING GROUNDS ever talks about is
fighting! Me, I'm more laid back. What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?
I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAULARIA 3702 4 0 0 56 MAUL RATS (360)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NARCOLEPTIC GUARD 3746 4 0 1 43 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE 3705 4 0 0 33 MAUL RATS (360)
JACK KEROWHACK JR 3725 3 1 0 31 THE BEATNIKS (364)
CHILLY ARSONIST 3743 4 0 1 29 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
HUGO SQUISH 3729 3 0 2 29 CLUB CLUB (365)
-BASHFUL BEHEMOTH 3782 3 0 1 26 MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
BASH WIPE 3831 2 0 0 26 BASH MASTERS (384)
TROLLDOZER 3703 4 0 0 25 MAUL RATS (360)
FLAILING AROUND 3762 2 2 0 25 GO TO FLAIL (372)
-VENGEANCE 3802 2 0 0 25 THE HEAVY HANDS (379)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PIERRE CARDIN 3761 2 1 1 22 CHIC BARBARIANS (371)
MAUL OF AMERICA 3727 3 0 0 21 CLUB CLUB (365)
-CHEESY POOF 3740 2 1 1 21 BASHTARDS (367)
FLAILS HERE 3763 4 0 0 19 GO TO FLAIL (372)
-STARBRINGER 3800 2 0 0 18 THE HEAVY HANDS (379)
WYSTERIA LA VINE 3798 2 0 0 18 ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378)
POLISHED STAFF 3842 1 0 0 18 BEAT IT! (386)
BASH HOLE 3829 2 0 0 17 BASH MASTERS (384)
-ORANGE CRUSH 3823 1 0 0 17 BLUNT FORCE (383)
BACKWARDS 3684 4 0 0 16 BABA BABA (356)
BONGO JOE 3722 3 1 0 16 THE BEATNIKS (364)
HOLY FLAIL 3765 2 2 2 16 GO TO FLAIL (372)
-BAMBOOZLE 3683 2 0 0 16 BABA BABA (356)
-SMASH 3698 1 1 0 16 DEMOLITION (359)
-SON OF A BASHER 3711 1 1 0 15 I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)
-CRUSHED CUTICLE 3785 3 0 0 14 MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
HAM FIST 3731 3 0 0 14 CLUB CLUB (365)
BRAWNTOSAURUS 3704 2 2 0 14 MAUL RATS (360)
-DODECAHEDRON 3755 2 0 0 14 PLATONIC SOLIDS (370)
-MASTER BASHER 3709 2 0 0 14 I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)
-BASHMORE FACE 3679 2 0 1 13 BASH 4 CASH (355)
HAM BURGLAR 3744 2 2 0 13 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
SWINGING HAMMER 3844 1 0 0 13 BEAT IT! (386)
TWO HANDED MACE 3843 1 0 0 13 BEAT IT! (386)
HEAD TRAUMA 3777 1 3 0 13 NUMBSKULLS (375)
2 MIN FLAIL 3845 1 0 1 12 BEAT IT! (386)
-OCTAHEDRON 3754 2 0 0 11 PLATONIC SOLIDS (370)
-SUPER BEEFCAKE 3738 2 1 0 11 BASHTARDS (367)
NAKED LUNCH 3723 3 1 0 10 THE BEATNIKS (364)
RING MY FLAIL 3766 1 3 0 10 GO TO FLAIL (372)
KISS MY BASH 3832 1 1 0 10 BASH MASTERS (384)
CHEST PAIN 3778 1 3 0 9 NUMBSKULLS (375)
WESLEY CRUSHER 3781 2 2 0 8 NUMBSKULLS (375)
THUD 3780 2 2 0 8 NUMBSKULLS (375)
-SMASHING SUCCESS 3784 2 1 0 8 MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-BANTER 3788 1 1 0 8 BABA BABA (356)
PULL MY DAISY 3726 1 3 0 8 THE BEATNIKS (364)
BASH ACKWARDS 3830 1 1 0 8 BASH MASTERS (384)
CALVIN KLEIN 3759 2 1 0 7 CHIC BARBARIANS (371)
PAIN IN THE BASH 3833 1 1 0 7 BASH MASTERS (384)
-WHISPER 3801 1 1 0 7 THE HEAVY HANDS (379)
WHAT THE FLAIL 3764 1 3 0 6 GO TO FLAIL (372)
IZ' BIN REEL 3797 1 1 0 6 ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378)
-TETRAHEDRON 3752 1 1 0 6 PLATONIC SOLIDS (370)
-SHADY AT BEST 3810 1 0 0 6 NUMBNUTS (380)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TEACUP THUMPER 3783 1 2 0 5 MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-NOBBY 3737 1 2 0 5 BASHTARDS (367)
-TWINKIE CREAM 3739 1 2 0 5 BASHTARDS (367)
BANKROLL 3685 1 2 0 5 BABA BABA (356)
GIORGIO ARMANI 3760 1 2 0 5 CHIC BARBARIANS (371)
-BEND 3701 1 1 0 4 DEMOLITION (359)
-DRUNKEN FLAILER 3710 1 1 0 4 I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)
-Q.T. PIE 3681 1 1 0 4 BASH 4 CASH (355)
-ICOSAHEDRON 3756 1 1 0 4 PLATONIC SOLIDS (370)
-WIDOWMAKER 3803 1 1 0 4 THE HEAVY HANDS (379)
CLUMSY BARBER 3742 0 4 0 4 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
TOMMY HILFIGER 3758 0 3 0 3 CHIC BARBARIANS (371)
CHRISTIAN DIOR 3757 0 3 0 3 CHIC BARBARIANS (371)
-AXE 3697 0 2 0 2 DEMOLITION (359)
-STOP! HAMMER TIME 3708 0 2 0 2 I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)
-BANISH 3682 0 2 0 2 BABA BABA (356)
UNCLE MEAT 3796 0 2 0 2 ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378)
-BIG WHOMPER 3677 0 2 0 2 BASH 4 CASH (355)
-HEXAHEDRON 3753 0 2 0 2 PLATONIC SOLIDS (370)
-UPSIDE UR HEAD 3707 0 2 0 2 I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)
-SHINDIG 3808 0 1 0 1 NUMBNUTS (380)
BEARDED CAT 3840 0 1 0 1 THE BEATNIKS (364)
-SOCKO 3811 0 1 0 1 NUMBNUTS (380)
-ASSAILANT 3827 0 1 0 1 BLUNT FORCE (383)
-MYOPIC VOYEUR 3822 0 1 0 1 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-CONTUSION 3824 0 1 0 1 BLUNT FORCE (383)
-CRUNCH 3806 0 1 0 1 DEMOLITION (359)
-SLEDGE 3805 0 1 0 1 DEMOLITION (359)
ONE HANDED STAFF 3841 0 1 0 1 BEAT IT! (386)
-MAUL RAT 3828 0 1 0 1 MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-BOZO NIGHTMARE 3809 0 1 0 1 NUMBNUTS (380)
-CULL 3825 0 1 0 1 BLUNT FORCE (383)
-DOUBLE-O-ZERO 3807 0 1 0 1 NUMBNUTS (380)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BABY 3686 0 1 0 BABA BABA 356 BASHFUL BEHEMOTH 3782 430
DEATH FROM ABOVE 3680 1 1 0 BASH 4 CASH 355 NARCOLEPTIC GUAR 3746 432
MR. MACE 3678 1 1 0 BASH 4 CASH 355 CHILLY ARSONIST 3743 432
BASH TARDIGAN 3741 1 2 0 BASHTARDS 367 HUGO SQUISH 3729 432
GUNNLOD 3826 0 1 0 BLUNT FORCE 383 BASHMORE FACE 3679 432
FRUIT BRUTE 3728 0 3 0 CLUB CLUB 365 SHEWISH BOUNCER 433 NONE
IMUS BREAKU 3730 0 3 0 CLUB CLUB 365 2 MIN FLAIL 3845 433
CRUSH 3699 0 1 0 DEMOLITION 359 MAULBEARER 3693 430
POUND 3700 0 1 0 DEMOLITION 359 HOLY FLAIL 3765 430 REVENGED
MAUL POX 3706 1 3 0 MAUL RATS 360 SHEWISH BOUNCER 433 NONE
BRUISER 3779 2 2 0 NUMBSKULLS 375 HUGO SQUISH 3729 433
BUCKY RUNESCROD 3794 1 1 0 ONE LUMP, OR TWO 378 PIERRE CARDIN 3761 433
POINDEXTER PRIMM 3795 0 2 0 ONE LUMP, OR TWO 378 HOLY FLAIL 3765 433
WINDWALKER 3804 1 1 0 THE HEAVY HANDS 379 CHEESY POOF 3740 432
PERSONAL ADS
Hey Tommy Hilfiger, did I win me one of them there horse shirts? Did I? --
Backwards, BAba, BAba
Pull My Daisy -- I was afraid to try. Won't it come off? I enjoyed winning my way.
-- Banter, BAba, BAba
Hey, Maularia, do Mordant Goons count? I guess they are piqatas? You farce. --
Bamboozle, BAba BAba (calling him out)
Congratulations to Maul Rats, current top team. The bruises! -- Bailiff, Manager
BAba BAba
Jack Kerowhack -- Having Manager pick you is like kissing your sister. But perhaps
you enjoy that kind of stuff? -- Bailiff, Manager BAba BAba
Welcome the newest Beatnik: Bearded Cat; he is a real hip, well, cat.
Nothing like whacking the cream out of twinkie. DElicious. -- Jack Jr.
Banter -- There is nothing light or funny about you but thanks for pulling my
daisy....
17 July 2008
All -- Many of you know me and many more don't, but I will be scarce for a few
months. I am relocating, so look for my presence online! As my will, so mote it
be! -- Abraxis
8 July 2008
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ALLIANCES
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*TURF WAR VI RULES*
Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)
Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War! To participate, each alliance must:
1. Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
(DM 47) newsletter.
2. Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
Captains are responsible for:
1. Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
alliance;
2. Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
3. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
Participating managers who are not Captains must:
1. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
2. Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
a. No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
No EXCEPTIONS.
b. Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
by the alliance Captain they will represent.
c. Only one (1) team per player may compete. No multiple teams or
aliases will be allowed. Violations will result in immediate
disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
d. Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1. In other
words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
will not begin until Turn 3. All conditions must be met before
scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
Certificate received.
e. No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
the Turf War.
f. For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
and settle any and all disputes as they arise. Their decisions
will be final.
Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
Win Loss Kill Die
Challenge +2 -2 +5 -5
Match Up +1 -1 +1 -5
Bloodfeud +2 -5 +5 -10
Champion x2 x2 x2 x2
Dark Arena* +10 -5 xx xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins
Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only) +2
Style Master +2
Duelmaster +2
Champions:
1. A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
2. Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
3. Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
4. Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.
Bloodfeuds:
1. Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
2. There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.
Tournament Considerations:
1. Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
2. Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
(1) time bonus of 25 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a
warrior(s) wins such status.
3. Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
(1) time bonus of 50 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a
warrior(s) win such status.
4. Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).
Special Considerations:
1. Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
2. There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun. If
you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
Alliance A. If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
War with Team A.
3. There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
Turf War.
4. The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
without penalty.
Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest. All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance. It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates. Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.
The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
1. Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
2. Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
alliance);
3. Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
at least one arena fight to receive this award).
4. +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance. Bonus
potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
5. +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
AND 45 fights of the Turf War. Bonus potion must be applied to a living
warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.
Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque. They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest. Their decisions will be final. All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47. Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums. Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.
Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War. Please read them
carefully!
Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FRUIT BRUTE was butchered by SHEWISH BOUNCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MAUL POX was butchered by SHEWISH BOUNCER in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
BRAWNTOSAURUS was handily defeated by JACK KEROWHACK JR in a 1 minute Challenge match.
BASH WIPE devastated THUD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
UNCLE MEAT was savagely defeated by PULL MY DAISY in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
KISS MY BASH was bested by TROLLDOZER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
BASH ACKWARDS was overcome by I SEE DEAD PEOPLE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
WYSTERIA LA VINE won victory over CHEST PAIN in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
POINDEXTER PRIMM was slaughtered by HOLY FLAIL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BUCKY RUNESCROD was assassinated by PIERRE CARDIN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BACKWARDS unbelievably bested TOMMY HILFIGER in a 2 minute novice's Challenge bout.
MAULARIA savagely defeated ROWDY DWARF in a 2 minute bloody Title competition.
CHILLY ARSONIST viciously subdued RING MY FLAIL in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
NARCOLEPTIC GUARD overpowered ARADI THUG in a 1 minute gory mismatched conflict.
FLAILS HERE viciously subdued CLUMSY BARBER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
HAM BURGLAR viciously subdued GIORGIO ARMANI in a 2 minute bloody bout.
HAM FIST slimly won victory over WHAT THE FLAIL in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
IMUS BREAKU was executed by 2 MIN FLAIL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHRISTIAN DIOR was overpowered by HEAD TRAUMA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CALVIN KLEIN was handily defeated by POLISHED STAFF in a 1 minute competition.
FLAILING AROUND narrowly defeated NAKED LUNCH in a exciting 2 minute beginner's fight.
HUGO SQUISH easily killed BRUISER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MAUL OF AMERICA bested IZ' BIN REEL in a popular 1 minute novice's bout.
WESLEY CRUSHER was defeated by SWINGING HAMMER in a 1 minute novice's duel.
BONGO JOE overpowered BANKROLL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BASH HOLE overpowered ONE HANDED STAFF in a 1 minute uneven match.
PAIN IN THE BASH savagely defeated BEARDED CAT in a popular 1 minute beginner's duel.
TWO HANDED MACE overpowered TOUGH MAMA in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 51 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 2 - 0 78 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 1 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 150 - 147 - 12 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
Turn 433 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 26 - 25 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 %11 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK MAULARIA 3702 4 0 0 56 MAUL RATS (360)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FLAILS HERE 3763. The most popular warrior this
turn was FLAILS HERE 3763. The ten other most popular fighters were CHILLY ARSONIST
3743, FLAILING AROUND 3762, JACK KEROWHACK JR 3725, MAULARIA 3702, HAM BURGLAR 3744,
PULL MY DAISY 3726, TROLLDOZER 3703, TOMMY HILFIGER 3758, NARCOLEPTIC GUARD 3746, and
WHAT THE FLAIL 3764.
The least popular fighter this week was ONE HANDED STAFF 3841. The other ten least
popular fighters were BANKROLL 3685, WESLEY CRUSHER 3781, BRUISER 3779, CALVIN KLEIN
3759, CHRISTIAN DIOR 3757, IMUS BREAKU 3730, GIORGIO ARMANI 3760, RING MY FLAIL 3766,
BUCKY RUNESCROD 3794, and POINDEXTER PRIMM 3795.