DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/19/2008    Duedate: 09/15/2008

THE STOMPING GROUNDS ARENA

DM-20    TURN-434

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAULARIA
MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3702) [4-1-0,56]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              MAULARIA
                               MAUL RATS (360)
                               (20-3702) [4-1-0,56]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CHILLY ARSONIST                CHILLY ARSONIST
DUNGEON CELL BA (368)          DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
(20-3743) [5-0-1,36]           (20-3743) [5-0-1,36]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BEAT IT! (386)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378)     24
2. MAUL RATS (360)             23      METAL MECH (216)
3. BEAT IT! (386)              21      Unchartered Team
4. CHIC BARBARIANS (371)       20
5. I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)       19      BEAT IT! (386)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BEAT IT! (386)             8   2  1 80.0   1/13*BEAT IT! (386)            8  2 1
 2- 4*THE HEAVY HANDS (379)      7   3  0 70.0   2/ 2*DUNGEON CELL BA (368)     8  6 2
 3/ 2*MAUL RATS (360)           16   7  0 69.6   3/ 4*BASH MASTERS (384)        7  4 0
 4/ 3*BASH MASTERS (384)         7   4  0 63.6   4/ 1*MAUL RATS (360)           7  6 0
 5/ 8*BABA BABA (356)           10   6  0 62.5   5/ 8*CLUB CLUB (365)           7  8 2
 6- 6*MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)    9   6  1 60.0   6/ 3*THE BEATNIKS (364)        7  8 1
 7/ 9*DUNGEON CELL BA (368)     12  12  2 50.0   7/ 6*GO TO FLAIL (372)         7  8 1
 8/ 5*CLUB CLUB (365)           10  10  2 50.0   8/14*ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378)   6  7 0
 9-12*BASH 4 CASH (355)          5   5  1 50.0   9/ 7*NUMBSKULLS (375)          6  9 0
10/10*GO TO FLAIL (372)         12  13  2 48.0  10/ 9*BABA BABA (356)           5  1 0
11/11*THE BEATNIKS (364)        12  13  1 48.0  11/12*CHIC BARBARIANS (371)     5 10 1
12/ 0 METAL MECH (216)         213 241 43 46.9  12/15*I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)     3  2 0
13-13*BASHTARDS (367)            7   8  1 46.7  13-11*MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)   3  2 0
14/15*I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)      7   8  0 46.7  14-10*BASHTARDS (367)           2  3 1
15/16*ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378)    6   7  0 46.2  15- 5*THE HEAVY HANDS (379)     2  3 0
16/14*NUMBSKULLS (375)          10  15  0 40.0  16-17*BASH 4 CASH (355)         1  4 1
17/17*CHIC BARBARIANS (371)      7  13  1 35.0  17-20*BLUNT FORCE (383)         1  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
18-19*BLUNT FORCE (383)          1   4  0 20.0  18/ 0 METAL MECH (216)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Bashmaster's Column

My hand grows tired from this endless string of DM columns and documenting my team's
arena milestones.  To even the playing field, I told Trolldozer to sit out a couple
turns and Brawntosaurus is now gonetasaurus.  I would say the rest is in your
pathetic and worthless hands, but I'm not in the mood to be handing out compliments.
A wise man once said there are two types of people--those who are quick and those
idiots on the Bash Masters team.  Okay, he wasn't a wise man, or maybe it was his
brother who said it, but either way, he had a point given their two failed challenges
against us last turn.  Although we already cut their flesh, we will also cut their
manager some slack since apparently the wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
Just remember kids, those hot shots at the top of the tourney charts got there by
running the easy styles.  If they wanted a challenge, they would be here instead of
at Managerr's tea party.

Bashmaster Maularia

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in THE STOMPING GROUNDS!  I still haven't told Mom 
I'm writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, MAUL RATS had 
to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by BEAT IT!!  Way to go BEAT 
IT!!  I couldn't believe it.  Did BEAT IT! really go up by 12?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  MVP award for MAULMENTUM?  MAUL RATS' 
proud of it after beating MASTER BASHER and getting 18 points.  Talk about yer big 
time losers!  MASTER BASHER got smashed by MAULMENTUM, and lost 7 points!  Our 
Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to ROWDY DWARF, BUT MAULARIA is still the Duelmaster 
because it has the most recognition points!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real 
snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  THE BEATNIKS 
was THE STOMPING GROUNDS' most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Hhmph!  
What kind of warriors are CLUB CLUB?  THE BEATNIKS, an easy team to beat if I ever 
saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Like, is PIERRE CARDIN popular, or 
what?  He was challenged the most in all of THE STOMPING GROUNDS!  He's got a 2-2-1, 
is that good?  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you think BEARDED CAT feels 
about being challenged by POLISHED STAFF, 17 points above him?  A lotta people lost a 
lotta money in a lotta bets, when POLISHED STAFF challenged BEARDED CAT, 17 points 
below and lost!  Send 'im to the Dark Arena!  Speaking of challenging 29 points above 
did you hear about UPSIDE UR HEAD of I CRUSH UR HEAD vs. THE BEATNIKS' JACK KEROWHACK 
JR?  (And how was that intro!) UPSIDE UR HEAD lost to JACK KEROWHACK JR, but he got 1 
points.  JACK KEROWHACK JR won, and got 3 points.  I don't get it.  2 MIN FLAIL must 
not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged CHRISTIAN DIOR.  9 
is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought 2 MIN FLAIL showed 
great skill and promise when he subdued CHRISTIAN DIOR.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All THE STOMPING GROUNDS ever talks about is 
fighting!  Me, I'm more laid back.  WYSTERIA LA VINE bloodfeuded (is that a word?) 
PIERRE CARDIN for revenge over some guy's bad fortune.  Was it really worth it?  
Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAULARIA 3702                 4   1  0    56       MAUL RATS (360)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-XXXEXCITEME 3441              5   1  1    58       METAL MECH (216)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NARCOLEPTIC GUARD 3746        5   0  1    51       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-METOOCANDO 3369               4   2  1    37       METAL MECH (216)
 CHILLY ARSONIST 3743          5   0  1    36       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
 JACK KEROWHACK JR 3725        4   1  0    34       THE BEATNIKS (364)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-I SEE DEAD PEOPLE 3705        4   0  0    33       MAUL RATS (360)
 MAUL OF AMERICA 3727          4   0  0    29       CLUB CLUB (365)
 WYSTERIA LA VINE 3798         3   0  0    27       ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378)
-BASHFUL BEHEMOTH 3782         3   0  1    26       MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
 HEAD TRAUMA 3777              2   3  0    26       NUMBSKULLS (375)
-BASH WIPE 3831                2   0  0    26       BASH MASTERS (384)
 FLAILS HERE 3763              5   0  0    25       GO TO FLAIL (372)
-TROLLDOZER 3703               4   0  0    25       MAUL RATS (360)
 FLAILING AROUND 3762          2   3  0    25       GO TO FLAIL (372)
-VENGEANCE 3802                2   0  0    25       THE HEAVY HANDS (379)
 HUGO SQUISH 3729              3   1  2    24       CLUB CLUB (365)
 BAMBOOZLE 3683                3   0  0    24       BABA BABA (356)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SON OF A BASHER 3711          2   1  0    23       I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)
 TWO HANDED MACE 3843          2   0  0    22       BEAT IT! (386)
 BACKWARDS 3684                5   0  0    21       BABA BABA (356)
-CHEESY POOF 3740              2   1  1    21       BASHTARDS (367)
 2 MIN FLAIL 3845              2   0  1    20       BEAT IT! (386)
 SWINGING HAMMER 3844          2   0  0    20       BEAT IT! (386)
 HOLY FLAIL 3765               3   2  2    19       GO TO FLAIL (372)
-STARBRINGER 3800              2   0  0    18       THE HEAVY HANDS (379)
 BEARDED CAT 3840              1   1  1    18       THE BEATNIKS (364)
 UNCLE MEAT 3796               1   2  0    18       ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378)
 MAULMENTUM 3848               1   0  0    18       MAUL RATS (360)
 PIERRE CARDIN 3761            2   2  1    17       CHIC BARBARIANS (371)
 GIORGIO ARMANI 3760           2   2  0    17       CHIC BARBARIANS (371)
-BASH HOLE 3829                2   0  0    17       BASH MASTERS (384)
-ORANGE CRUSH 3823             1   0  0    17       BLUNT FORCE (383)
-CRUSHED CUTICLE 3785          3   0  0    14       MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
 TOMMY HILFIGER 3758           1   3  0    14       CHIC BARBARIANS (371)
 THUD 3780                     3   2  0    13       NUMBSKULLS (375)
-BASHMORE FACE 3679            2   0  1    13       BASH 4 CASH (355)
 HAM BURGLAR 3744              2   3  0    13       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
 DRUNKEN FLAILER 3710          2   1  0    13       I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)
 NAKED LUNCH 3723              3   2  0    11       THE BEATNIKS (364)
 BONGO JOE 3722                3   2  0    11       THE BEATNIKS (364)
-SUPER BEEFCAKE 3738           2   1  0    11       BASHTARDS (367)
 ONE HANDED STAFF 3841         1   1  0    11       BEAT IT! (386)
 HAM FIST 3731                 3   1  0    10       CLUB CLUB (365)
 STOP! HAMMER TIME 3708        1   2  0    10       I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)
-KISS MY BASH 3832             1   1  0    10       BASH MASTERS (384)
 WESLEY CRUSHER 3781           2   3  0     9       NUMBSKULLS (375)
 CALVIN KLEIN 3759             2   2  0     8       CHIC BARBARIANS (371)
-SMASHING SUCCESS 3784         2   1  0     8       MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-BANTER 3788                   1   1  0     8       BABA BABA (356)
 MASTER BASHER 3709            2   1  0     7       I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)
 WHAT THE FLAIL 3764           1   4  0     7       GO TO FLAIL (372)
 CHEST PAIN 3778               1   4  0     7       NUMBSKULLS (375)
 PULL MY DAISY 3726            1   4  0     7       THE BEATNIKS (364)
-WHISPER 3801                  1   1  0     7       THE HEAVY HANDS (379)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PAIN IN THE BASH 3833         1   1  0     7       BASH MASTERS (384)
-TEACUP THUMPER 3783           1   2  0     5       MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
 IZ' BIN REEL 3797             1   2  0     5       ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378)
 BASH ACKWARDS 3830            1   2  0     5       BASH MASTERS (384)
-NOBBY 3737                    1   2  0     5       BASHTARDS (367)
-BANKROLL 3685                 1   2  0     5       BABA BABA (356)
-TWINKIE CREAM 3739            1   2  0     5       BASHTARDS (367)
 CLUMSY BARBER 3742            0   5  0     5       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-Q.T. PIE 3681                 1   1  0     4       BASH 4 CASH (355)
-WIDOWMAKER 3803               1   1  0     4       THE HEAVY HANDS (379)
 CHRISTIAN DIOR 3757           0   4  0     4       CHIC BARBARIANS (371)
 UPSIDE UR HEAD 3707           0   3  0     3       I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)
-BANISH 3682                   0   2  0     2       BABA BABA (356)
-BIG WHOMPER 3677              0   2  0     2       BASH 4 CASH (355)
 MYOPIC VOYEUR 3822            0   2  0     2       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-ASSAILANT 3827                0   1  0     1       BLUNT FORCE (383)
-MAUL RAT 3828                 0   1  0     1       MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-CONTUSION 3824                0   1  0     1       BLUNT FORCE (383)
-CULL 3825                     0   1  0     1       BLUNT FORCE (383)
 OBASH YOMAMA 3849             0   1  0     1       NUMBSKULLS (375)
 ADAM SMASHA 3850              0   1  0     1       CLUB CLUB (365)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BABY 3686               0  1 0 BABA BABA 356        BASHFUL BEHEMOTH 3782 430  NOT REVENGED
DEATH FROM ABOVE 3680   1  1 0 BASH 4 CASH 355      NARCOLEPTIC GUAR 3746 432   
MR. MACE 3678           1  1 0 BASH 4 CASH 355      CHILLY ARSONIST 3743  432   
BASH TARDIGAN 3741      1  2 0 BASHTARDS 367        HUGO SQUISH 3729      432   
POLISHED STAFF 3842     1  1 0 BEAT IT! 386         BEARDED CAT 3840      434   
GUNNLOD 3826            0  1 0 BLUNT FORCE 383      BASHMORE FACE 3679    432   
IMUS BREAKU 3730        0  3 0 CLUB CLUB 365        2 MIN FLAIL 3845      433   
WHACK-A-MULE 3851       0  1 0 CLUB CLUB 365        SWINE GOLEM           434  NONE
CRUSH 3699              0  1 0 DEMOLITION 359       MAULBEARER 3693       430  NONE
POUND 3700              0  1 0 DEMOLITION 359       HOLY FLAIL 3765       430  REVENGED
RING MY FLAIL 3766      1  4 0 GO TO FLAIL 372      SWINE GOLEM           434  NONE
BRAWNTOSAURUS 3704      2  3 0 MAUL RATS 360        SWINE GOLEM           434  NONE
FLAGMAN 3464            2  3 1 METAL MECH 216       SWINE GOLEM           434  NONE
BRUISER 3779            2  2 0 NUMBSKULLS 375       HUGO SQUISH 3729      433   
BUCKY RUNESCROD 3794    1  1 0 ONE LUMP, OR TWO 378 PIERRE CARDIN 3761    433  JUST REVENGED
POINDEXTER PRIMM 3795   0  2 0 ONE LUMP, OR TWO 378 HOLY FLAIL 3765       433   
WINDWALKER 3804         1  1 0 THE HEAVY HANDS 379  CHEESY POOF 3740      432   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Beat it?  4-1-1!  Who let them bozos in here?  Why, they're just after personal
gratification!  Their manager must be a real goomba!  Probably FONZ. -- Bailiff, BAba
BAba

Whaaaaat!  Somebody got a TV at the Face?!  Let's throw him outta this jail.  He
doesn't belong in here! -- Bailiff, BAba BAba

Maularia -- Nice column!  Keep up the fine work.  Mostly, though, we hope you die. --
Bailiff, BAba BAba

Bongo Joe -- Up your nose with a rubber hose, and a bat to your xxx! -- Bankroll,
BAba BAba

Beat it, I still like Mace Spray. -- Bailiff, BAba BAba

Tommy H, you priss! -- Backwards, BAba BAba

Congrats to Trolldozer, the Stomping Ground's Tournament Victor! -- One Armed Bandit
and the warriors of Dungeon Cell BA

All -- I can't believe out of all these teams there's only eight personal ads. 
Where's the smack talk, the jabs, the jibes?  Bring the heat, managers. -- Deep
Thought, mgr. Numbskulls

Chic Barbarians -- Your stable sucks warhammer...but you smell so fantastic. -- Deep
Thought

Christian Dior -- What, never seen a seven footer before.  (Especially with that
weapon.) -- Head Trauma.  Closet aimed blow.

9 August 2008
All -- We are currently looking for capable manager that will give the Desolate
Empire Alliance a full roster for the Turf War.  We currently have four (4) roster
slots that are open to capable managers without questionable morals.  If interested
for the Turf War, contact:  Lamar Treas-Wilson, Dok Sik, Dok Sik Killas DM 47

8 July 2008
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                      ALLIANCES
                                         OF
                                      ALASTARI
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                 *TURF WAR VI RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
            (DM 47) newsletter.
        2.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
            alliance;
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
            alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
            Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
                   No EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
                   the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
                   by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
                   aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate
                   disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
                   multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
                   declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other
                   words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
                   the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
                   will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before
                   scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
                   Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
                   the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
                   and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions
                   will be final.

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge        +2     -2     +5       -5
Match Up         +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud        +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*     +10     -5     xx       xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2
Style Master                                     +2
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
         declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
         includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 50 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
            tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
            results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
            Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
            you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
            Alliance A.  If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
            War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
            Turf War.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
            without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest.  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
            alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
            AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a living
            warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RING MY FLAIL was viciously butchered by SWINE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
BRAWNTOSAURUS was barely slain by SWINE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
FLAGMAN was slain by SWINE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
WHACK-A-MULE was butchered by SWINE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
IZ' BIN REEL was savagely defeated by HOLY FLAIL in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
WYSTERIA LA VINE won victory over PIERRE CARDIN in a 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
TWO HANDED MACE overpowered CALVIN KLEIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
POLISHED STAFF was slain by BEARDED CAT in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge melee.
STOP! HAMMER TIME slimly won victory over WHAT THE FLAIL in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
UPSIDE UR HEAD was vanquished by JACK KEROWHACK JR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
2 MIN FLAIL overpowered CHRISTIAN DIOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BAMBOOZLE overpowered CHEST PAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MAULARIA was bested by ROWDY DWARF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title conflict.
NARCOLEPTIC GUARD demolished HUGO SQUISH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHILLY ARSONIST savagely defeated FLAILING AROUND in a 3 minute conflict.
HAM BURGLAR lost to TOMMY HILFIGER in a 2 minute bout.
FLAILS HERE devastated TOUGH MAMA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HAM FIST was savagely defeated by UNCLE MEAT in a 2 minute amateur's brawl.
MAUL OF AMERICA overpowered PULL MY DAISY in a 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
GIORGIO ARMANI overpowered WESLEY CRUSHER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
NAKED LUNCH slimly lost to BACKWARDS in a popular 1 minute gruesome novice's contest.
BONGO JOE was demolished by HEAD TRAUMA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
THUD won victory over BASH ACKWARDS in a 1 minute amateur's fray.
SON OF A BASHER overpowered CLUMSY BARBER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
DRUNKEN FLAILER overpowered ADAM SMASHA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MYOPIC VOYEUR was overpowered by ONE HANDED STAFF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MASTER BASHER was vanquished by MAULMENTUM in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SWINGING HAMMER handily defeated OBASH YOMAMA in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  49         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK   171 - 173 - 13      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         AIMED BLOW         1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 434 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

                              BASHING ATTACK    23 - 26         9  BASHING ATTACK 
                              AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   MAULARIA 3702               4   1  0   56 MAUL RATS (360)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CHILLY ARSONIST 3743.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CHILLY ARSONIST 3743.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLAILING 
AROUND 3762, UNCLE MEAT 3796, BRAWNTOSAURUS 3704, HOLY FLAIL 3765, WYSTERIA LA VINE 
3798, POLISHED STAFF 3842, WHAT THE FLAIL 3764, PIERRE CARDIN 3761, BEARDED CAT 3840, 
and STOP! HAMMER TIME 3708.

The least popular fighter this week was OBASH YOMAMA 3849.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MASTER BASHER 3709, MYOPIC VOYEUR 3822, ADAM SMASHA 3850, 
WESLEY CRUSHER 3781, PULL MY DAISY 3726, HUGO SQUISH 3729, CHEST PAIN 3778, CHRISTIAN 
DIOR 3757, UPSIDE UR HEAD 3707, and CALVIN KLEIN 3759.