DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/19/2008 Duedate: 09/15/2008
THE STOMPING GROUNDS ARENA
DM-20 TURN-434
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MAULARIA
MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3702) [4-1-0,56]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY MAULARIA
MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3702) [4-1-0,56]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CHILLY ARSONIST CHILLY ARSONIST
DUNGEON CELL BA (368) DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
(20-3743) [5-0-1,36] (20-3743) [5-0-1,36]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BEAT IT! (386)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378) 24
2. MAUL RATS (360) 23 METAL MECH (216)
3. BEAT IT! (386) 21 Unchartered Team
4. CHIC BARBARIANS (371) 20
5. I CRUSH UR HEAD (361) 19 BEAT IT! (386)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BEAT IT! (386) 8 2 1 80.0 1/13*BEAT IT! (386) 8 2 1
2- 4*THE HEAVY HANDS (379) 7 3 0 70.0 2/ 2*DUNGEON CELL BA (368) 8 6 2
3/ 2*MAUL RATS (360) 16 7 0 69.6 3/ 4*BASH MASTERS (384) 7 4 0
4/ 3*BASH MASTERS (384) 7 4 0 63.6 4/ 1*MAUL RATS (360) 7 6 0
5/ 8*BABA BABA (356) 10 6 0 62.5 5/ 8*CLUB CLUB (365) 7 8 2
6- 6*MAUL MASHING ORCS (376) 9 6 1 60.0 6/ 3*THE BEATNIKS (364) 7 8 1
7/ 9*DUNGEON CELL BA (368) 12 12 2 50.0 7/ 6*GO TO FLAIL (372) 7 8 1
8/ 5*CLUB CLUB (365) 10 10 2 50.0 8/14*ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378) 6 7 0
9-12*BASH 4 CASH (355) 5 5 1 50.0 9/ 7*NUMBSKULLS (375) 6 9 0
10/10*GO TO FLAIL (372) 12 13 2 48.0 10/ 9*BABA BABA (356) 5 1 0
11/11*THE BEATNIKS (364) 12 13 1 48.0 11/12*CHIC BARBARIANS (371) 5 10 1
12/ 0 METAL MECH (216) 213 241 43 46.9 12/15*I CRUSH UR HEAD (361) 3 2 0
13-13*BASHTARDS (367) 7 8 1 46.7 13-11*MAUL MASHING ORCS (376) 3 2 0
14/15*I CRUSH UR HEAD (361) 7 8 0 46.7 14-10*BASHTARDS (367) 2 3 1
15/16*ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378) 6 7 0 46.2 15- 5*THE HEAVY HANDS (379) 2 3 0
16/14*NUMBSKULLS (375) 10 15 0 40.0 16-17*BASH 4 CASH (355) 1 4 1
17/17*CHIC BARBARIANS (371) 7 13 1 35.0 17-20*BLUNT FORCE (383) 1 4 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
18-19*BLUNT FORCE (383) 1 4 0 20.0 18/ 0 METAL MECH (216) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Bashmaster's Column
My hand grows tired from this endless string of DM columns and documenting my team's
arena milestones. To even the playing field, I told Trolldozer to sit out a couple
turns and Brawntosaurus is now gonetasaurus. I would say the rest is in your
pathetic and worthless hands, but I'm not in the mood to be handing out compliments.
A wise man once said there are two types of people--those who are quick and those
idiots on the Bash Masters team. Okay, he wasn't a wise man, or maybe it was his
brother who said it, but either way, he had a point given their two failed challenges
against us last turn. Although we already cut their flesh, we will also cut their
manager some slack since apparently the wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
Just remember kids, those hot shots at the top of the tourney charts got there by
running the easy styles. If they wanted a challenge, they would be here instead of
at Managerr's tea party.
Bashmaster Maularia
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in THE STOMPING GROUNDS! I still haven't told Mom
I'm writing Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Like, MAUL RATS had
to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by BEAT IT!! Way to go BEAT
IT!! I couldn't believe it. Did BEAT IT! really go up by 12? If only those guys
didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross! MVP award for MAULMENTUM? MAUL RATS'
proud of it after beating MASTER BASHER and getting 18 points. Talk about yer big
time losers! MASTER BASHER got smashed by MAULMENTUM, and lost 7 points! Our
Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to ROWDY DWARF, BUT MAULARIA is still the Duelmaster
because it has the most recognition points! Is the Duelmaster really being a real
snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. THE BEATNIKS
was THE STOMPING GROUNDS' most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Hhmph!
What kind of warriors are CLUB CLUB? THE BEATNIKS, an easy team to beat if I ever
saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Like, is PIERRE CARDIN popular, or
what? He was challenged the most in all of THE STOMPING GROUNDS! He's got a 2-2-1,
is that good? Some fights are really unfair. How do you think BEARDED CAT feels
about being challenged by POLISHED STAFF, 17 points above him? A lotta people lost a
lotta money in a lotta bets, when POLISHED STAFF challenged BEARDED CAT, 17 points
below and lost! Send 'im to the Dark Arena! Speaking of challenging 29 points above
did you hear about UPSIDE UR HEAD of I CRUSH UR HEAD vs. THE BEATNIKS' JACK KEROWHACK
JR? (And how was that intro!) UPSIDE UR HEAD lost to JACK KEROWHACK JR, but he got 1
points. JACK KEROWHACK JR won, and got 3 points. I don't get it. 2 MIN FLAIL must
not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights. He challenged CHRISTIAN DIOR. 9
is a big difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought 2 MIN FLAIL showed
great skill and promise when he subdued CHRISTIAN DIOR. All right, so I slept
through it! Big deal!
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All THE STOMPING GROUNDS ever talks about is
fighting! Me, I'm more laid back. WYSTERIA LA VINE bloodfeuded (is that a word?)
PIERRE CARDIN for revenge over some guy's bad fortune. Was it really worth it?
Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. I had
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAULARIA 3702 4 1 0 56 MAUL RATS (360)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-XXXEXCITEME 3441 5 1 1 58 METAL MECH (216)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NARCOLEPTIC GUARD 3746 5 0 1 51 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-METOOCANDO 3369 4 2 1 37 METAL MECH (216)
CHILLY ARSONIST 3743 5 0 1 36 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
JACK KEROWHACK JR 3725 4 1 0 34 THE BEATNIKS (364)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-I SEE DEAD PEOPLE 3705 4 0 0 33 MAUL RATS (360)
MAUL OF AMERICA 3727 4 0 0 29 CLUB CLUB (365)
WYSTERIA LA VINE 3798 3 0 0 27 ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378)
-BASHFUL BEHEMOTH 3782 3 0 1 26 MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
HEAD TRAUMA 3777 2 3 0 26 NUMBSKULLS (375)
-BASH WIPE 3831 2 0 0 26 BASH MASTERS (384)
FLAILS HERE 3763 5 0 0 25 GO TO FLAIL (372)
-TROLLDOZER 3703 4 0 0 25 MAUL RATS (360)
FLAILING AROUND 3762 2 3 0 25 GO TO FLAIL (372)
-VENGEANCE 3802 2 0 0 25 THE HEAVY HANDS (379)
HUGO SQUISH 3729 3 1 2 24 CLUB CLUB (365)
BAMBOOZLE 3683 3 0 0 24 BABA BABA (356)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SON OF A BASHER 3711 2 1 0 23 I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)
TWO HANDED MACE 3843 2 0 0 22 BEAT IT! (386)
BACKWARDS 3684 5 0 0 21 BABA BABA (356)
-CHEESY POOF 3740 2 1 1 21 BASHTARDS (367)
2 MIN FLAIL 3845 2 0 1 20 BEAT IT! (386)
SWINGING HAMMER 3844 2 0 0 20 BEAT IT! (386)
HOLY FLAIL 3765 3 2 2 19 GO TO FLAIL (372)
-STARBRINGER 3800 2 0 0 18 THE HEAVY HANDS (379)
BEARDED CAT 3840 1 1 1 18 THE BEATNIKS (364)
UNCLE MEAT 3796 1 2 0 18 ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378)
MAULMENTUM 3848 1 0 0 18 MAUL RATS (360)
PIERRE CARDIN 3761 2 2 1 17 CHIC BARBARIANS (371)
GIORGIO ARMANI 3760 2 2 0 17 CHIC BARBARIANS (371)
-BASH HOLE 3829 2 0 0 17 BASH MASTERS (384)
-ORANGE CRUSH 3823 1 0 0 17 BLUNT FORCE (383)
-CRUSHED CUTICLE 3785 3 0 0 14 MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
TOMMY HILFIGER 3758 1 3 0 14 CHIC BARBARIANS (371)
THUD 3780 3 2 0 13 NUMBSKULLS (375)
-BASHMORE FACE 3679 2 0 1 13 BASH 4 CASH (355)
HAM BURGLAR 3744 2 3 0 13 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
DRUNKEN FLAILER 3710 2 1 0 13 I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)
NAKED LUNCH 3723 3 2 0 11 THE BEATNIKS (364)
BONGO JOE 3722 3 2 0 11 THE BEATNIKS (364)
-SUPER BEEFCAKE 3738 2 1 0 11 BASHTARDS (367)
ONE HANDED STAFF 3841 1 1 0 11 BEAT IT! (386)
HAM FIST 3731 3 1 0 10 CLUB CLUB (365)
STOP! HAMMER TIME 3708 1 2 0 10 I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)
-KISS MY BASH 3832 1 1 0 10 BASH MASTERS (384)
WESLEY CRUSHER 3781 2 3 0 9 NUMBSKULLS (375)
CALVIN KLEIN 3759 2 2 0 8 CHIC BARBARIANS (371)
-SMASHING SUCCESS 3784 2 1 0 8 MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-BANTER 3788 1 1 0 8 BABA BABA (356)
MASTER BASHER 3709 2 1 0 7 I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)
WHAT THE FLAIL 3764 1 4 0 7 GO TO FLAIL (372)
CHEST PAIN 3778 1 4 0 7 NUMBSKULLS (375)
PULL MY DAISY 3726 1 4 0 7 THE BEATNIKS (364)
-WHISPER 3801 1 1 0 7 THE HEAVY HANDS (379)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PAIN IN THE BASH 3833 1 1 0 7 BASH MASTERS (384)
-TEACUP THUMPER 3783 1 2 0 5 MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
IZ' BIN REEL 3797 1 2 0 5 ONE LUMP, OR TWO? (378)
BASH ACKWARDS 3830 1 2 0 5 BASH MASTERS (384)
-NOBBY 3737 1 2 0 5 BASHTARDS (367)
-BANKROLL 3685 1 2 0 5 BABA BABA (356)
-TWINKIE CREAM 3739 1 2 0 5 BASHTARDS (367)
CLUMSY BARBER 3742 0 5 0 5 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-Q.T. PIE 3681 1 1 0 4 BASH 4 CASH (355)
-WIDOWMAKER 3803 1 1 0 4 THE HEAVY HANDS (379)
CHRISTIAN DIOR 3757 0 4 0 4 CHIC BARBARIANS (371)
UPSIDE UR HEAD 3707 0 3 0 3 I CRUSH UR HEAD (361)
-BANISH 3682 0 2 0 2 BABA BABA (356)
-BIG WHOMPER 3677 0 2 0 2 BASH 4 CASH (355)
MYOPIC VOYEUR 3822 0 2 0 2 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-ASSAILANT 3827 0 1 0 1 BLUNT FORCE (383)
-MAUL RAT 3828 0 1 0 1 MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-CONTUSION 3824 0 1 0 1 BLUNT FORCE (383)
-CULL 3825 0 1 0 1 BLUNT FORCE (383)
OBASH YOMAMA 3849 0 1 0 1 NUMBSKULLS (375)
ADAM SMASHA 3850 0 1 0 1 CLUB CLUB (365)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BABY 3686 0 1 0 BABA BABA 356 BASHFUL BEHEMOTH 3782 430 NOT REVENGED
DEATH FROM ABOVE 3680 1 1 0 BASH 4 CASH 355 NARCOLEPTIC GUAR 3746 432
MR. MACE 3678 1 1 0 BASH 4 CASH 355 CHILLY ARSONIST 3743 432
BASH TARDIGAN 3741 1 2 0 BASHTARDS 367 HUGO SQUISH 3729 432
POLISHED STAFF 3842 1 1 0 BEAT IT! 386 BEARDED CAT 3840 434
GUNNLOD 3826 0 1 0 BLUNT FORCE 383 BASHMORE FACE 3679 432
IMUS BREAKU 3730 0 3 0 CLUB CLUB 365 2 MIN FLAIL 3845 433
WHACK-A-MULE 3851 0 1 0 CLUB CLUB 365 SWINE GOLEM 434 NONE
CRUSH 3699 0 1 0 DEMOLITION 359 MAULBEARER 3693 430 NONE
POUND 3700 0 1 0 DEMOLITION 359 HOLY FLAIL 3765 430 REVENGED
RING MY FLAIL 3766 1 4 0 GO TO FLAIL 372 SWINE GOLEM 434 NONE
BRAWNTOSAURUS 3704 2 3 0 MAUL RATS 360 SWINE GOLEM 434 NONE
FLAGMAN 3464 2 3 1 METAL MECH 216 SWINE GOLEM 434 NONE
BRUISER 3779 2 2 0 NUMBSKULLS 375 HUGO SQUISH 3729 433
BUCKY RUNESCROD 3794 1 1 0 ONE LUMP, OR TWO 378 PIERRE CARDIN 3761 433 JUST REVENGED
POINDEXTER PRIMM 3795 0 2 0 ONE LUMP, OR TWO 378 HOLY FLAIL 3765 433
WINDWALKER 3804 1 1 0 THE HEAVY HANDS 379 CHEESY POOF 3740 432
PERSONAL ADS
Beat it? 4-1-1! Who let them bozos in here? Why, they're just after personal
gratification! Their manager must be a real goomba! Probably FONZ. -- Bailiff, BAba
BAba
Whaaaaat! Somebody got a TV at the Face?! Let's throw him outta this jail. He
doesn't belong in here! -- Bailiff, BAba BAba
Maularia -- Nice column! Keep up the fine work. Mostly, though, we hope you die. --
Bailiff, BAba BAba
Bongo Joe -- Up your nose with a rubber hose, and a bat to your xxx! -- Bankroll,
BAba BAba
Beat it, I still like Mace Spray. -- Bailiff, BAba BAba
Tommy H, you priss! -- Backwards, BAba BAba
Congrats to Trolldozer, the Stomping Ground's Tournament Victor! -- One Armed Bandit
and the warriors of Dungeon Cell BA
All -- I can't believe out of all these teams there's only eight personal ads.
Where's the smack talk, the jabs, the jibes? Bring the heat, managers. -- Deep
Thought, mgr. Numbskulls
Chic Barbarians -- Your stable sucks warhammer...but you smell so fantastic. -- Deep
Thought
Christian Dior -- What, never seen a seven footer before. (Especially with that
weapon.) -- Head Trauma. Closet aimed blow.
9 August 2008
All -- We are currently looking for capable manager that will give the Desolate
Empire Alliance a full roster for the Turf War. We currently have four (4) roster
slots that are open to capable managers without questionable morals. If interested
for the Turf War, contact: Lamar Treas-Wilson, Dok Sik, Dok Sik Killas DM 47
8 July 2008
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*TURF WAR VI RULES*
Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)
Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War! To participate, each alliance must:
1. Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
(DM 47) newsletter.
2. Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
Captains are responsible for:
1. Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
alliance;
2. Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
3. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
Participating managers who are not Captains must:
1. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
2. Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
a. No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
No EXCEPTIONS.
b. Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
by the alliance Captain they will represent.
c. Only one (1) team per player may compete. No multiple teams or
aliases will be allowed. Violations will result in immediate
disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
d. Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1. In other
words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
will not begin until Turn 3. All conditions must be met before
scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
Certificate received.
e. No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
the Turf War.
f. For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
and settle any and all disputes as they arise. Their decisions
will be final.
Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
Win Loss Kill Die
Challenge +2 -2 +5 -5
Match Up +1 -1 +1 -5
Bloodfeud +2 -5 +5 -10
Champion x2 x2 x2 x2
Dark Arena* +10 -5 xx xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins
Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only) +2
Style Master +2
Duelmaster +2
Champions:
1. A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
2. Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
3. Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
4. Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.
Bloodfeuds:
1. Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
2. There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.
Tournament Considerations:
1. Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
2. Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
(1) time bonus of 25 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a
warrior(s) wins such status.
3. Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
(1) time bonus of 50 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a
warrior(s) win such status.
4. Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).
Special Considerations:
1. Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
2. There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun. If
you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
Alliance A. If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
War with Team A.
3. There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
Turf War.
4. The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
without penalty.
Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest. All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance. It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates. Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.
The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
1. Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
2. Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
alliance);
3. Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
at least one arena fight to receive this award).
4. +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance. Bonus
potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
5. +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
AND 45 fights of the Turf War. Bonus potion must be applied to a living
warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.
Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque. They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest. Their decisions will be final. All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47. Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums. Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.
Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War. Please read them
carefully!
Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RING MY FLAIL was viciously butchered by SWINE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
BRAWNTOSAURUS was barely slain by SWINE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
FLAGMAN was slain by SWINE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
WHACK-A-MULE was butchered by SWINE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
IZ' BIN REEL was savagely defeated by HOLY FLAIL in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
WYSTERIA LA VINE won victory over PIERRE CARDIN in a 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
TWO HANDED MACE overpowered CALVIN KLEIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
POLISHED STAFF was slain by BEARDED CAT in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge melee.
STOP! HAMMER TIME slimly won victory over WHAT THE FLAIL in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
UPSIDE UR HEAD was vanquished by JACK KEROWHACK JR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
2 MIN FLAIL overpowered CHRISTIAN DIOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BAMBOOZLE overpowered CHEST PAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MAULARIA was bested by ROWDY DWARF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title conflict.
NARCOLEPTIC GUARD demolished HUGO SQUISH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHILLY ARSONIST savagely defeated FLAILING AROUND in a 3 minute conflict.
HAM BURGLAR lost to TOMMY HILFIGER in a 2 minute bout.
FLAILS HERE devastated TOUGH MAMA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HAM FIST was savagely defeated by UNCLE MEAT in a 2 minute amateur's brawl.
MAUL OF AMERICA overpowered PULL MY DAISY in a 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
GIORGIO ARMANI overpowered WESLEY CRUSHER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
NAKED LUNCH slimly lost to BACKWARDS in a popular 1 minute gruesome novice's contest.
BONGO JOE was demolished by HEAD TRAUMA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
THUD won victory over BASH ACKWARDS in a 1 minute amateur's fray.
SON OF A BASHER overpowered CLUMSY BARBER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
DRUNKEN FLAILER overpowered ADAM SMASHA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MYOPIC VOYEUR was overpowered by ONE HANDED STAFF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MASTER BASHER was vanquished by MAULMENTUM in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SWINGING HAMMER handily defeated OBASH YOMAMA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 49 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 1 - 0 86 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 171 - 173 - 13 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 434 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 23 - 26 9 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK MAULARIA 3702 4 1 0 56 MAUL RATS (360)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CHILLY ARSONIST 3743. The most popular warrior this
turn was CHILLY ARSONIST 3743. The ten other most popular fighters were FLAILING
AROUND 3762, UNCLE MEAT 3796, BRAWNTOSAURUS 3704, HOLY FLAIL 3765, WYSTERIA LA VINE
3798, POLISHED STAFF 3842, WHAT THE FLAIL 3764, PIERRE CARDIN 3761, BEARDED CAT 3840,
and STOP! HAMMER TIME 3708.
The least popular fighter this week was OBASH YOMAMA 3849. The other ten least
popular fighters were MASTER BASHER 3709, MYOPIC VOYEUR 3822, ADAM SMASHA 3850,
WESLEY CRUSHER 3781, PULL MY DAISY 3726, HUGO SQUISH 3729, CHEST PAIN 3778, CHRISTIAN
DIOR 3757, UPSIDE UR HEAD 3707, and CALVIN KLEIN 3759.