DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/06/2009    Duedate: 02/02/2009

THE STOMPING GROUNDS ARENA

DM-20    TURN-439

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAULARIA
MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3702) [9-1-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAULARIA                       BACKWARDS
MAUL RATS (360)                BABA BABA (356)
(20-3702) [9-1-0,106]          (20-3684) [6-2-0,27]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CHILLY ARSONIST                CHILLY ARSONIST
DUNGEON CELL BA (368)          DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
(20-3743) [7-3-1,48]           (20-3743) [7-3-1,48]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MAUL RATS (360)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BABA BABA (356)             26
2. DUNGEON CELL BA (368)       23      MAUL RATS (360)
3. MAUL RATS (360)             16      Unchartered Team
4. CLUB CLUB (365)              0
5. GO TO FLAIL (372)            0      BABA BABA (356)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MAUL RATS (360)           29  11  0 72.5   1/ 2 MAUL RATS (360)           9  0 0
 2/ 4*BABA BABA (356)           13  10  1 56.5   2/ 3 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)     8  7 1
 3- 3*GO TO FLAIL (372)         20  17  2 54.1   3/ 1 NUMBSKULLS (375)          6  9 0
 4/ 5 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)     25  24  3 51.0   4- 4*GO TO FLAIL (372)         3  1 0
 5- 6*CLUB CLUB (365)           16  16  3 50.0   5/ 7*BABA BABA (356)           2  2 0
 6/ 7 NUMBSKULLS (375)          22  28  0 44.0   6- 6*CLUB CLUB (365)           0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Last turn Narcoleptic Guard said he fell asleep during the match, but for those who
were there, it was more like he was put to sleep.  And quickly, I might add.  In his
defense, his bite is worse than his bark--I scratched the sole of my boot on one of
his molars while stomping on his face during my victory dance.  By the end of the
beat down I would have compared his visage to a three week old rotted and caved in
jack-a-lantern, but I'm not in the mood to be handing out compliments.  Since it is
obvious Narc is useless with a weapon and I wanted to add some punching bag jokes to
my repertoire, I've agreed to a bare-knuckle boxing match this turn.

Bashmaster Maularia

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out THE STOMPING 
GROUNDS to see what's new.  Too bad, NUMBSKULLS, but MAUL RATS was just too good to 
be stopped.  MVP award for BANTER?  BABA BABA's proud of him after beating 
INCOMPETENT PUNK and getting 16 points.  This Duelmaster is like something else!  
MAULARIA stopped NARCOLEPTIC GUARD dead in his tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really 
being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  DUNGEON CELL 
BA was THE STOMPING GROUNDS' most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I 
don't know what BABA BABA's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many 
fights from DUNGEON CELL BA, that's fer sher.  Can MAUL RATS' TROLLDOZER be more 
popular than me?  It was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  
MAULMENTUM must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  It challenged 
WESLEY CRUSHER.  12 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought 
MAULMENTUM showed great skill and promise when it defeated WESLEY CRUSHER.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All THE STOMPING GROUNDS ever talks about is 
fighting!  Me, I'm more laid back.  What a bunch of heartless!  I couldn't believe 
how many people were snickering when HAM BURGLAR killed CHEST PAIN.  So he had a 
3-7-0, that's no excuse!  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to 
hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAULARIA 3702                 9   1  0   106       MAUL RATS (360)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NARCOLEPTIC GUARD 3746        8   2  1    70       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAULMENTUM 3848               6   0  0    63       MAUL RATS (360)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TROLLDOZER 3703               7   0  0    54       MAUL RATS (360)
 CHILLY ARSONIST 3743          7   3  1    48       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-MAUL OF AMERICA 3727          6   1  0    45       CLUB CLUB (365)
 WESLEY CRUSHER 3781           5   5  0    38       NUMBSKULLS (375)
 CLUMSY BARBER 3742            3   7  0    38       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-HOLY FLAIL 3765               5   3  2    37       GO TO FLAIL (372)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THUD 3780                     7   3  0    33       NUMBSKULLS (375)
 MYOPIC VOYEUR 3822            4   3  0    33       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-FLAILS HERE 3763              6   2  0    31       GO TO FLAIL (372)
 BACKWARDS 3684                6   2  0    27       BABA BABA (356)
-WHAT THE FLAIL 3764           4   4  0    27       GO TO FLAIL (372)
 HAM BURGLAR 3744              3   7  1    27       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-FLAILING AROUND 3762          4   4  0    26       GO TO FLAIL (372)
-HUGO SQUISH 3729              4   3  2    25       CLUB CLUB (365)
-BAMBOOZLE 3683                3   0  0    24       BABA BABA (356)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BANTER 3788                   2   1  0    24       BABA BABA (356)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-I SEE DEAD PEOPLE 3705        4   2  0    20       MAUL RATS (360)
-HAM FIST 3731                 5   2  0    18       CLUB CLUB (365)
 HEAD TRAUMA 3777              3   7  0    16       NUMBSKULLS (375)
-BANKROLL 3685                 2   4  1    13       BABA BABA (356)
 BASH 'EM ROBOT 3855           2   1  0     7       NUMBSKULLS (375)
-ADAM SMASHA 3850              1   3  1     7       CLUB CLUB (365)
-BANISH 3682                   0   2  0     2       BABA BABA (356)
-MAULICIOUS 3852               0   2  0     2       MAUL RATS (360)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
2 MIN FLAIL 3845        2  1 1 BEAT IT! 386         TOMMY HILFIGER 3758   435  NONE
CALVIN KLEIN 3759       2  3 0 CHIC BARBARIANS 371  ADAM SMASHA 3850      435  NOT REVENGED
CHEST PAIN 3778         3  7 0 NUMBSKULLS 375       HAM BURGLAR 3744      439   
OBASH YOMAMA 3849       0  3 0 NUMBSKULLS 375       BANKROLL 3685         436  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Maularia -- You still on top?  Well, then, a salute to you, Buster! -- Bailiff, BAba
BAba

Wouldn't allow us to fight last turn?  But I used my Get-Out-Of- Jail-Free card! --
Bailiff

So I killed Obash Yomama?  No big loss.  Why does that mean I have to entertain
bloodfeuds?  Just send money. -- Bankroll, BAba BAba

All, or should I say both -- I'm going to send a few numbskulls to the FTF; anyone
else?  Now that they are timed and didn't go to the last mailer.  Let's represent and
bring a TV or TC home to Seam. -- Deep Thought

We better write some more personals or Ed. is gonna be peeved.  I don't want to read
a paragraph on the life cycle of the sea anymore. -- Deep Thought

      How about seahorses?  I like seahorses! -- NAIEI

     You must admit that as an incentive to write personals, it seems to have worked.
     -- Ed.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAULMENTUM devastated WESLEY CRUSHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HEAD TRAUMA was demolished by CLUMSY BARBER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BACKWARDS overpowered BASH 'EM ROBOT in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge duel.
MAULARIA overpowered NARCOLEPTIC GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
THUD was viciously subdued by CHILLY ARSONIST in a action packed 1 minute gory brawl.
TROLLDOZER unbelievably bested MYOPIC VOYEUR in a 2 minute bloody match.
CHEST PAIN was easily killed by HAM BURGLAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BANTER vanquished INCOMPETENT PUNK in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         BASHING ATTACK   236 - 238 - 17      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 439 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     8 -  7     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         %11  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   MAULARIA 3702               9   1  0  106 MAUL RATS (360)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CHILLY ARSONIST 3743.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CHILLY ARSONIST 3743.  The ten other most popular fighters were MYOPIC 
VOYEUR 3822, MAULMENTUM 3848, CLUMSY BARBER 3742, MAULARIA 3702, BANTER 3788, HEAD 
TRAUMA 3777, BACKWARDS 3684, NARCOLEPTIC GUARD 3746, TROLLDOZER 3703, and HAM BURGLAR 
3744.

The least popular fighter this week was BASH 'EM ROBOT 3855.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CHEST PAIN 3778, THUD 3780, WESLEY CRUSHER 3781, HAM BURGLAR 
3744, TROLLDOZER 3703, NARCOLEPTIC GUARD 3746, BACKWARDS 3684, HEAD TRAUMA 3777, 
BANTER 3788, and MAULARIA 3702.