DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/06/2009 Duedate: 02/02/2009
THE STOMPING GROUNDS ARENA
DM-20 TURN-439
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MAULARIA
MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3702) [9-1-0,106]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MAULARIA BACKWARDS
MAUL RATS (360) BABA BABA (356)
(20-3702) [9-1-0,106] (20-3684) [6-2-0,27]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CHILLY ARSONIST CHILLY ARSONIST
DUNGEON CELL BA (368) DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
(20-3743) [7-3-1,48] (20-3743) [7-3-1,48]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MAUL RATS (360)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BABA BABA (356) 26
2. DUNGEON CELL BA (368) 23 MAUL RATS (360)
3. MAUL RATS (360) 16 Unchartered Team
4. CLUB CLUB (365) 0
5. GO TO FLAIL (372) 0 BABA BABA (356)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MAUL RATS (360) 29 11 0 72.5 1/ 2 MAUL RATS (360) 9 0 0
2/ 4*BABA BABA (356) 13 10 1 56.5 2/ 3 DUNGEON CELL BA (368) 8 7 1
3- 3*GO TO FLAIL (372) 20 17 2 54.1 3/ 1 NUMBSKULLS (375) 6 9 0
4/ 5 DUNGEON CELL BA (368) 25 24 3 51.0 4- 4*GO TO FLAIL (372) 3 1 0
5- 6*CLUB CLUB (365) 16 16 3 50.0 5/ 7*BABA BABA (356) 2 2 0
6/ 7 NUMBSKULLS (375) 22 28 0 44.0 6- 6*CLUB CLUB (365) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Last turn Narcoleptic Guard said he fell asleep during the match, but for those who
were there, it was more like he was put to sleep. And quickly, I might add. In his
defense, his bite is worse than his bark--I scratched the sole of my boot on one of
his molars while stomping on his face during my victory dance. By the end of the
beat down I would have compared his visage to a three week old rotted and caved in
jack-a-lantern, but I'm not in the mood to be handing out compliments. Since it is
obvious Narc is useless with a weapon and I wanted to add some punching bag jokes to
my repertoire, I've agreed to a bare-knuckle boxing match this turn.
Bashmaster Maularia
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out THE STOMPING
GROUNDS to see what's new. Too bad, NUMBSKULLS, but MAUL RATS was just too good to
be stopped. MVP award for BANTER? BABA BABA's proud of him after beating
INCOMPETENT PUNK and getting 16 points. This Duelmaster is like something else!
MAULARIA stopped NARCOLEPTIC GUARD dead in his tracks! Is the Duelmaster really
being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. DUNGEON CELL
BA was THE STOMPING GROUNDS' most avoided team. Is there some award for that? I
don't know what BABA BABA's been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many
fights from DUNGEON CELL BA, that's fer sher. Can MAUL RATS' TROLLDOZER be more
popular than me? It was challenged the most, but is that really the same?
MAULMENTUM must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights. It challenged
WESLEY CRUSHER. 12 is a big difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought
MAULMENTUM showed great skill and promise when it defeated WESLEY CRUSHER. All
right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All THE STOMPING GROUNDS ever talks about is
fighting! Me, I'm more laid back. What a bunch of heartless! I couldn't believe
how many people were snickering when HAM BURGLAR killed CHEST PAIN. So he had a
3-7-0, that's no excuse! Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to
hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAULARIA 3702 9 1 0 106 MAUL RATS (360)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NARCOLEPTIC GUARD 3746 8 2 1 70 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAULMENTUM 3848 6 0 0 63 MAUL RATS (360)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TROLLDOZER 3703 7 0 0 54 MAUL RATS (360)
CHILLY ARSONIST 3743 7 3 1 48 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-MAUL OF AMERICA 3727 6 1 0 45 CLUB CLUB (365)
WESLEY CRUSHER 3781 5 5 0 38 NUMBSKULLS (375)
CLUMSY BARBER 3742 3 7 0 38 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-HOLY FLAIL 3765 5 3 2 37 GO TO FLAIL (372)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THUD 3780 7 3 0 33 NUMBSKULLS (375)
MYOPIC VOYEUR 3822 4 3 0 33 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-FLAILS HERE 3763 6 2 0 31 GO TO FLAIL (372)
BACKWARDS 3684 6 2 0 27 BABA BABA (356)
-WHAT THE FLAIL 3764 4 4 0 27 GO TO FLAIL (372)
HAM BURGLAR 3744 3 7 1 27 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-FLAILING AROUND 3762 4 4 0 26 GO TO FLAIL (372)
-HUGO SQUISH 3729 4 3 2 25 CLUB CLUB (365)
-BAMBOOZLE 3683 3 0 0 24 BABA BABA (356)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BANTER 3788 2 1 0 24 BABA BABA (356)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-I SEE DEAD PEOPLE 3705 4 2 0 20 MAUL RATS (360)
-HAM FIST 3731 5 2 0 18 CLUB CLUB (365)
HEAD TRAUMA 3777 3 7 0 16 NUMBSKULLS (375)
-BANKROLL 3685 2 4 1 13 BABA BABA (356)
BASH 'EM ROBOT 3855 2 1 0 7 NUMBSKULLS (375)
-ADAM SMASHA 3850 1 3 1 7 CLUB CLUB (365)
-BANISH 3682 0 2 0 2 BABA BABA (356)
-MAULICIOUS 3852 0 2 0 2 MAUL RATS (360)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
2 MIN FLAIL 3845 2 1 1 BEAT IT! 386 TOMMY HILFIGER 3758 435 NONE
CALVIN KLEIN 3759 2 3 0 CHIC BARBARIANS 371 ADAM SMASHA 3850 435 NOT REVENGED
CHEST PAIN 3778 3 7 0 NUMBSKULLS 375 HAM BURGLAR 3744 439
OBASH YOMAMA 3849 0 3 0 NUMBSKULLS 375 BANKROLL 3685 436 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Maularia -- You still on top? Well, then, a salute to you, Buster! -- Bailiff, BAba
BAba
Wouldn't allow us to fight last turn? But I used my Get-Out-Of- Jail-Free card! --
Bailiff
So I killed Obash Yomama? No big loss. Why does that mean I have to entertain
bloodfeuds? Just send money. -- Bankroll, BAba BAba
All, or should I say both -- I'm going to send a few numbskulls to the FTF; anyone
else? Now that they are timed and didn't go to the last mailer. Let's represent and
bring a TV or TC home to Seam. -- Deep Thought
We better write some more personals or Ed. is gonna be peeved. I don't want to read
a paragraph on the life cycle of the sea anymore. -- Deep Thought
How about seahorses? I like seahorses! -- NAIEI
You must admit that as an incentive to write personals, it seems to have worked.
-- Ed.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MAULMENTUM devastated WESLEY CRUSHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HEAD TRAUMA was demolished by CLUMSY BARBER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BACKWARDS overpowered BASH 'EM ROBOT in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge duel.
MAULARIA overpowered NARCOLEPTIC GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
THUD was viciously subdued by CHILLY ARSONIST in a action packed 1 minute gory brawl.
TROLLDOZER unbelievably bested MYOPIC VOYEUR in a 2 minute bloody match.
CHEST PAIN was easily killed by HAM BURGLAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BANTER vanquished INCOMPETENT PUNK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 15 BASHING ATTACK 236 - 238 - 17 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 439 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 %11 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK MAULARIA 3702 9 1 0 106 MAUL RATS (360)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CHILLY ARSONIST 3743. The most popular warrior this
turn was CHILLY ARSONIST 3743. The ten other most popular fighters were MYOPIC
VOYEUR 3822, MAULMENTUM 3848, CLUMSY BARBER 3742, MAULARIA 3702, BANTER 3788, HEAD
TRAUMA 3777, BACKWARDS 3684, NARCOLEPTIC GUARD 3746, TROLLDOZER 3703, and HAM BURGLAR
3744.
The least popular fighter this week was BASH 'EM ROBOT 3855. The other ten least
popular fighters were CHEST PAIN 3778, THUD 3780, WESLEY CRUSHER 3781, HAM BURGLAR
3744, TROLLDOZER 3703, NARCOLEPTIC GUARD 3746, BACKWARDS 3684, HEAD TRAUMA 3777,
BANTER 3788, and MAULARIA 3702.