DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/31/2009    Duedate: 04/27/2009

THE STOMPING GROUNDS ARENA

DM-20    TURN-442

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAULARIA
MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3702) [12-1-0,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAULARIA                       BASHFUL BEHEMOTH
MAUL RATS (360)                MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
(20-3702) [12-1-0,121]         (20-3782) [3-1-1,22]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CHILLY ARSONIST                MAULMENTUM
DUNGEON CELL BA (368)          MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3743) [9-4-1,58]           (20-3848) [9-0-0,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DUNGEON CELL BA (368)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DUNGEON CELL BA (368)       39
2. MAUL RATS (360)             13      MAUL RATS (360)
3. BABA BABA (356)              0      Unchartered Team
4. NUMBSKULLS (375)             0
5. MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)     -8      MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MAUL RATS (360)           37  11  0 77.1   1/ 2 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)    10  5 0
 2/ 2*MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)   13   8  2 61.9   2/ 1 MAUL RATS (360)           8  0 0
 3/ 3 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)     35  29  3 54.7   3/ 3*MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)   4  2 1
 4- 4 BABA BABA (356)           13  12  1 52.0   4- 4 NUMBSKULLS (375)          4  6 0
 5- 5 NUMBSKULLS (375)          26  34  0 43.3   5- 5 BABA BABA (356)           0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  THE STOMPING GROUNDS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, 
MAUL RATS, but DUNGEON CELL BA was just too good to be stopped.  MVP award for HAM 
BURGLAR?  DUNGEON CELL BA's proud of him after beating MORDANT GOON and getting 12 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  BASHFUL BEHEMOTH's match with CLUMSY BARBER 
cost him a loss of 4 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I 
think MAULARIA should let NARCOLEPTIC GUARD be Duelmaster for a while, without 
fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said THE STOMPING GROUNDS' Duelmaster 
was paying for drinks at The Victory Tavern?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  MAUL RATS was the most avoided team.  Is a 37-11-0 record really 
that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are MAUL MASHING ORCS?  MAUL RATS, an easy 
team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  THE STOMPING GROUNDS is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAULARIA 3702                12   1  0   121       MAUL RATS (360)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAULMENTUM 3848               9   0  0    95       MAUL RATS (360)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NARCOLEPTIC GUARD 3746        8   5  1    71       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TROLLDOZER 3703               9   0  0    65       MAUL RATS (360)
 MYOPIC VOYEUR 3822            7   3  0    60       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
 HAM BURGLAR 3744              6   7  1    59       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
 CHILLY ARSONIST 3743          9   4  1    58       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
 CLUMSY BARBER 3742            5   8  0    57       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WESLEY CRUSHER 3781           6   6  0    35       NUMBSKULLS (375)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THUD 3780                     8   4  0    32       NUMBSKULLS (375)
-BASH-O-MATIC '76 3859         2   0  0    27       NUMBSKULLS (375)
-BAMBOOZLE 3683                3   0  0    24       BABA BABA (356)
-BANTER 3788                   2   1  0    24       BABA BABA (356)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRUSHED CUTICLE 3785          4   0  0    22       MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
 BASHFUL BEHEMOTH 3782         3   1  1    22       MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-BACKWARDS 3684                6   3  0    21       BABA BABA (356)
-TEACUP THUMPER 3783           2   2  0    21       MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-I SEE DEAD PEOPLE 3705        4   2  0    20       MAUL RATS (360)
-SMASHING SUCCESS 3784         3   1  0    19       MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-HEAD TRAUMA 3777              3   9  0    18       NUMBSKULLS (375)
-BANKROLL 3685                 2   5  1    15       BABA BABA (356)
-BASH 'EM ROBOT 3855           2   3  0     9       NUMBSKULLS (375)
-BANISH 3682                   0   2  0     2       BABA BABA (356)
-MAULICIOUS 3852               0   2  0     2       MAUL RATS (360)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MAUL RAT 3828           1  2 1 MAUL MASHING ORC 376 SHEWISH BOUNCER       442  NONE
CHEST PAIN 3778         3  7 0 NUMBSKULLS 375       HAM BURGLAR 3744      439   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     Advice from the Infirmarian for those bashers who happen to get hit in the head:
     Take two aspirins and remember what line of work you're in.  Getting hit in the
     head is going to happen to you.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAUL RAT was butchered by SHEWISH BOUNCER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MAULARIA vanquished NARCOLEPTIC GUARD in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
MAULMENTUM demolished FEISTY RUFFIAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MYOPIC VOYEUR devastated MORDANT GOON in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CLUMSY BARBER overpowered BASHFUL BEHEMOTH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHILLY ARSONIST devastated ARADI THUG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HAM BURGLAR devastated MORDANT GOON in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         BASHING ATTACK   148 - 131 - 10      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 442 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     6 -  3     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         %11  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   MAULARIA 3702              12   1  0  121 MAUL RATS (360)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CHILLY ARSONIST 3743.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MAULMENTUM 3848.  The ten other most popular fighters were CLUMSY BARBER 
3742, CHILLY ARSONIST 3743, MAULARIA 3702, MYOPIC VOYEUR 3822, HAM BURGLAR 3744, 
NARCOLEPTIC GUARD 3746, MAUL RAT 3828, BASHFUL BEHEMOTH 3782,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BASHFUL BEHEMOTH 3782.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAUL RAT 3828, NARCOLEPTIC GUARD 3746, HAM BURGLAR 3744, MYOPIC 
VOYEUR 3822, MAULARIA 3702, CHILLY ARSONIST 3743, CLUMSY BARBER 3742, MAULMENTUM 
3848,  0, and  0.