DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/28/2009 Duedate: 05/25/2009
THE STOMPING GROUNDS ARENA
DM-20 TURN-443
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MAULARIA
MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3702) [13-1-0,128]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MAULARIA POSITION IS EMPTY
MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3702) [13-1-0,128]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MAULARIA TROLLDOZER
MAUL RATS (360) MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3702) [13-1-0,128] (20-3703) [10-0-0,76]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MAUL RATS (360)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. NUMBSKULLS (375) 41
2. MAUL RATS (360) 24 MAUL RATS (360)
3. MAUL MASHING ORCS (376) 0 Unchartered Team
4. DUNGEON CELL BA (368) 0
KNIGHTS OF 'NI!' (151)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MAUL RATS (360) 40 11 0 78.4 1/ 2 MAUL RATS (360) 8 0 0
2- 2*MAUL MASHING ORCS (376) 13 8 2 61.9 2- 1 DUNGEON CELL BA (368) 8 2 0
3- 3 DUNGEON CELL BA (368) 35 29 3 54.7 3- 3*MAUL MASHING ORCS (376) 4 2 1
4/ 5 NUMBSKULLS (375) 29 36 1 44.6 4/ 4 NUMBSKULLS (375) 4 6 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
If I played my two-handed cards right, the Maul Rats should be the only team left
while the rest of the brute farce has been pounded back to their day jobs at the
Alastaria Moving Company. Am I saddened that The Stomping Grounds is so dead, they
passed on holding the Halloween tourney here? A little, but it's nice to nap on the
sands while the kids use Narcoleptic Guard's ribs as toy scimitars and pretend to be
gladiators. Granted, they are not the only ones who merely act as gladiators, if you
know what I'm saying, but since you are bashers, you probably don't. While this
arena was built upon verbal and physical abuse, I will begrudgingly acknowledge that
those who lasted ten turns have a soft spot in my heart, even if they felt a hard
spot from my maul.
Bashmaster Maularia
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! DUNGEON CELL BA? Who? MAUL RATS is the top
team these days, buddies! NUMBSKULLS had cause to celebrate, after BASH-O-MATIC '76
got 18 points by beating MORDANT GOON. ROWDY DWARF found out that THE STOMPING
GROUNDS isn't a democracy. You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! So who's
the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a
PR stunt to me.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Like a
tattered, worn-out, faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, WESLEY CRUSHER of
NUMBSKULLS has been summarily sent to the Dark Arena. Questions are being raised
about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in THE
STOMPING GROUNDS would I avoid!
Leave me now, you base fools! More important duties call me. Do not despair!
I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAULARIA 3702 13 1 0 128 MAUL RATS (360)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAULMENTUM 3848 10 0 0 101 MAUL RATS (360)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TROLLDOZER 3703 10 0 0 76 MAUL RATS (360)
-NARCOLEPTIC GUARD 3746 8 5 1 71 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MYOPIC VOYEUR 3822 7 3 0 60 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-HAM BURGLAR 3744 6 7 1 59 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-CHILLY ARSONIST 3743 9 4 1 58 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-CLUMSY BARBER 3742 5 8 0 57 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THUD 3780 9 4 0 47 NUMBSKULLS (375)
BASH-O-MATIC '76 3859 3 0 0 45 NUMBSKULLS (375)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEAD TRAUMA 3777 4 9 1 26 NUMBSKULLS (375)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRUSHED CUTICLE 3785 4 0 0 22 MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-BASHFUL BEHEMOTH 3782 3 1 1 22 MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-TEACUP THUMPER 3783 2 2 0 21 MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-I SEE DEAD PEOPLE 3705 4 2 0 20 MAUL RATS (360)
-SMASHING SUCCESS 3784 3 1 0 19 MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-MAULICIOUS 3852 0 2 0 2 MAUL RATS (360)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TOUGH MAMA 0 0 0 HEAD TRAUMA 3777 443 NONE
BASH 'EM ROBOT 3855 2 4 0 NUMBSKULLS 375 SWINE GOLEM 443 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CHEST PAIN 3778 3 7 0 NUMBSKULLS 375 HAM BURGLAR 3744 439 NOT REVENGED
WESLEY CRUSHER 3781 6 7 0 NUMBSKULLS 375 THE WRECK KING 443 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Who is it that said that "the pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is a
different matter"? He was right.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WESLEY CRUSHER was barely slain by THE WRECK KING in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
BASH 'EM ROBOT was murdered by SWINE GOLEM in a monotonous 4 minute Dark Arena melee.
MAULARIA vanquished ROWDY DWARF in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Title brawl.
MAULMENTUM demolished FEISTY RUFFIAN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
TROLLDOZER defeated FEISTY RUFFIAN in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
BASH-O-MATIC '76 bested MORDANT GOON in a popular 1 minute gruesome competition.
THUD vanquished TEENAGE HOODLUM in a 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
HEAD TRAUMA assassinated TOUGH MAMA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 8 BASHING ATTACK 128 - 108 - 7 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 443 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 %11 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK MAULARIA 3702 13 1 0 128 MAUL RATS (360)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MAULARIA 3702. The most popular warrior this turn
was WESLEY CRUSHER 3781. The ten other most popular fighters were TROLLDOZER 3703,
BASH-O-MATIC '76 3859, MAULARIA 3702, MAULMENTUM 3848, THUD 3780, HEAD TRAUMA 3777,
BASH 'EM ROBOT 3855, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was BASH 'EM ROBOT 3855. The other ten least
popular fighters were HEAD TRAUMA 3777, THUD 3780, MAULMENTUM 3848, MAULARIA 3702,
BASH-O-MATIC '76 3859, TROLLDOZER 3703, WESLEY CRUSHER 3781, 0, 0, and 0.