DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/28/2009    Duedate: 05/25/2009

THE STOMPING GROUNDS ARENA

DM-20    TURN-443

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAULARIA
MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3702) [13-1-0,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAULARIA                       POSITION IS EMPTY
MAUL RATS (360)                
(20-3702) [13-1-0,128]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MAULARIA                       TROLLDOZER
MAUL RATS (360)                MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3702) [13-1-0,128]         (20-3703) [10-0-0,76]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MAUL RATS (360)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NUMBSKULLS (375)            41
2. MAUL RATS (360)             24      MAUL RATS (360)
3. MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)      0      Unchartered Team
4. DUNGEON CELL BA (368)        0
                                       KNIGHTS OF 'NI!' (151)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MAUL RATS (360)           40  11  0 78.4   1/ 2 MAUL RATS (360)           8  0 0
 2- 2*MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)   13   8  2 61.9   2- 1 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)     8  2 0
 3- 3 DUNGEON CELL BA (368)     35  29  3 54.7   3- 3*MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)   4  2 1
 4/ 5 NUMBSKULLS (375)          29  36  1 44.6   4/ 4 NUMBSKULLS (375)          4  6 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

If I played my two-handed cards right, the Maul Rats should be the only team left
while the rest of the brute farce has been pounded back to their day jobs at the
Alastaria Moving Company.  Am I saddened that The Stomping Grounds is so dead, they
passed on holding the Halloween tourney here?  A little, but it's nice to nap on the
sands while the kids use Narcoleptic Guard's ribs as toy scimitars and pretend to be
gladiators.  Granted, they are not the only ones who merely act as gladiators, if you
know what I'm saying, but since you are bashers, you probably don't.  While this
arena was built upon verbal and physical abuse, I will begrudgingly acknowledge that
those who lasted ten turns have a soft spot in my heart, even if they felt a hard
spot from my maul.

Bashmaster Maularia

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  DUNGEON CELL BA?  Who?  MAUL RATS is the top 
team these days, buddies!  NUMBSKULLS had cause to celebrate, after BASH-O-MATIC '76 
got 18 points by beating MORDANT GOON.  ROWDY DWARF found out that THE STOMPING 
GROUNDS isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  So who's 
the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a 
PR stunt to me.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Like a 
tattered, worn-out, faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, WESLEY CRUSHER of 
NUMBSKULLS has been summarily sent to the Dark Arena.  Questions are being raised 
about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in THE 
STOMPING GROUNDS would I avoid!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  More important duties call me.  Do not despair!  
I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAULARIA 3702                13   1  0   128       MAUL RATS (360)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAULMENTUM 3848              10   0  0   101       MAUL RATS (360)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TROLLDOZER 3703              10   0  0    76       MAUL RATS (360)
-NARCOLEPTIC GUARD 3746        8   5  1    71       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MYOPIC VOYEUR 3822            7   3  0    60       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-HAM BURGLAR 3744              6   7  1    59       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-CHILLY ARSONIST 3743          9   4  1    58       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)
-CLUMSY BARBER 3742            5   8  0    57       DUNGEON CELL BA (368)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THUD 3780                     9   4  0    47       NUMBSKULLS (375)
 BASH-O-MATIC '76 3859         3   0  0    45       NUMBSKULLS (375)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEAD TRAUMA 3777              4   9  1    26       NUMBSKULLS (375)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRUSHED CUTICLE 3785          4   0  0    22       MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-BASHFUL BEHEMOTH 3782         3   1  1    22       MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-TEACUP THUMPER 3783           2   2  0    21       MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-I SEE DEAD PEOPLE 3705        4   2  0    20       MAUL RATS (360)
-SMASHING SUCCESS 3784         3   1  0    19       MAUL MASHING ORCS (376)
-MAULICIOUS 3852               0   2  0     2       MAUL RATS (360)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TOUGH MAMA              0  0 0                      HEAD TRAUMA 3777      443  NONE
BASH 'EM ROBOT 3855     2  4 0 NUMBSKULLS 375       SWINE GOLEM           443  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CHEST PAIN 3778         3  7 0 NUMBSKULLS 375       HAM BURGLAR 3744      439  NOT REVENGED
WESLEY CRUSHER 3781     6  7 0 NUMBSKULLS 375       THE WRECK KING        443  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Who is it that said that "the pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is a 
different matter"?  He was right.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WESLEY CRUSHER was barely slain by THE WRECK KING in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
BASH 'EM ROBOT was murdered by SWINE GOLEM in a monotonous 4 minute Dark Arena melee.
MAULARIA vanquished ROWDY DWARF in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Title brawl.
MAULMENTUM demolished FEISTY RUFFIAN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
TROLLDOZER defeated FEISTY RUFFIAN in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
BASH-O-MATIC '76 bested MORDANT GOON in a popular 1 minute gruesome competition.
THUD vanquished TEENAGE HOODLUM in a 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
HEAD TRAUMA assassinated TOUGH MAMA in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         BASHING ATTACK   128 - 108 -  7      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 443 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     6 -  2     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         %11  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   MAULARIA 3702              13   1  0  128 MAUL RATS (360)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MAULARIA 3702.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WESLEY CRUSHER 3781.  The ten other most popular fighters were TROLLDOZER 3703, 
BASH-O-MATIC '76 3859, MAULARIA 3702, MAULMENTUM 3848, THUD 3780, HEAD TRAUMA 3777, 
BASH 'EM ROBOT 3855,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BASH 'EM ROBOT 3855.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HEAD TRAUMA 3777, THUD 3780, MAULMENTUM 3848, MAULARIA 3702, 
BASH-O-MATIC '76 3859, TROLLDOZER 3703, WESLEY CRUSHER 3781,  0,  0, and  0.