DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/23/2009    Duedate: 07/20/2009

THE STOMPING GROUNDS ARENA

DM-20    TURN-445

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAULARIA
MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3702) [15-1-0,135]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAULARIA                       ROCK CRUSHER
MAUL RATS (360)                MAULERS (387)
(20-3702) [15-1-0,135]         (20-3864) [2-0-1,23]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MAULARIA                       MAULMENTUM
MAUL RATS (360)                MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3702) [15-1-0,135]         (20-3848) [12-0-0,107]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MAUL RATS (360)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MAUL RATS (360)             16
2. MAULERS (387)                7      MAUL RATS (360)
3. NUMBSKULLS (375)            -3      Unchartered Team

                                       MAULERS (387)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 MAUL RATS (360)           45  13  0 77.6   1/ 1 MAUL RATS (360)           8  2 0
 2/ 1*MAULERS (387)              7   3  2 70.0   2/ 3*MAULERS (387)             7  3 2
 3/ 5 NUMBSKULLS (375)          32  41  1 43.8   3/ 2 NUMBSKULLS (375)          6  7 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of THE 
STOMPING GROUNDS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see MAULLY RINGMAIL win a fight and gain 15 points, terribly.  
Tsk, tsk, MORDANT GOON beat BASH-O-MATIC '76 and BASH-O-MATIC '76 lost 10 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, THE STOMPING GROUNDS 
may be getting bland, as MAULARIA stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good 
mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, 
THE STOMPING GROUNDS?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  NUMBSKULLS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were 
this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who 
led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was 
MAULERS.  Ha ha ha ha!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of THE STOMPING GROUNDS.  I feel much better now.  I see the 
crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAULARIA 3702                15   1  0   135       MAUL RATS (360)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAULMENTUM 3848              12   0  0   107       MAUL RATS (360)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TROLLDOZER 3703              10   1  0    74       MAUL RATS (360)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BASH-O-MATIC '76 3859         4   1  0    40       NUMBSKULLS (375)
 THUD 3780                     9   6  0    37       NUMBSKULLS (375)
 HEAD TRAUMA 3777              5  10  1    35       NUMBSKULLS (375)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 I SEE DEAD PEOPLE 3705        5   2  0    28       MAUL RATS (360)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROCK CRUSHER 3864             2   0  1    23       MAULERS (387)
 STOMP 'EM FLAT 3863           2   0  0    16       MAULERS (387)
 FOCUSED BASH 3862             1   1  1    16       MAULERS (387)
 MAULLY RINGMAIL 3865          1   0  0    15       NUMBSKULLS (375)
 MISS BALL 3860                1   1  0     7       MAULERS (387)
 MAD MAULER 3861               1   1  0     4       MAULERS (387)
 MAULICIOUS 3852               0   3  0     4       MAUL RATS (360)
 WALKING MAUL 3866             0   1  0     1       NUMBSKULLS (375)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

If "May showers" brings "June's hot-and-humid" weather, I'd just as soon pass.
Although they do say that you can see the corn growing.  Good thing, too, it's
behind.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAULARIA viciously subdued ROWDY DWARF in a 1 minute master's Title fight.
MAULMENTUM viciously subdued ROWDY DWARF in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
HEAD TRAUMA was devastated by MORDANT GOON in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BASH-O-MATIC '76 was overpowered by MORDANT GOON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THUD was viciously subdued by MORDANT GOON in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE beat FOCUSED BASH in a 1 minute bloody brawl.
MAULICIOUS was defeated by STOMP 'EM FLAT in a 2 minute beginner's melee.
ROCK CRUSHER vanquished TOUGH MAMA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MISS BALL viciously subdued WALKING MAUL in a 2 minute brutal novice's fight.
MAD MAULER was handily defeated by MAULLY RINGMAIL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         BASHING ATTACK    92 -  66 -  6      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 445 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     7 -  7     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         %11  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   MAULARIA 3702              15   1  0  135 MAUL RATS (360)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MAULARIA 3702.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MAULMENTUM 3848.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAULICIOUS 3852, 
MAULARIA 3702, MISS BALL 3860, STOMP 'EM FLAT 3863, THUD 3780, I SEE DEAD PEOPLE 
3705, ROCK CRUSHER 3864, MAULLY RINGMAIL 3865, HEAD TRAUMA 3777, and BASH-O-MATIC '76 
3859.

The least popular fighter this week was MAD MAULER 3861.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WALKING MAUL 3866, FOCUSED BASH 3862, BASH-O-MATIC '76 3859, HEAD 
TRAUMA 3777, MAULLY RINGMAIL 3865, ROCK CRUSHER 3864, I SEE DEAD PEOPLE 3705, THUD 
3780, STOMP 'EM FLAT 3863, and MISS BALL 3860.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MAULARIA (20-3702) MAUL RATS (360)

                          SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN CLEVELAND!

Our summer FTF will be an eastern one this time, located in Cleveland, Ohio  on July 
17-19, 2009.  It will be held at the Holiday Inn in Strongsville, OH, at 15471 
Royalton Rd (440-238-8800).  Rooms are only $95.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy.  

There is a free shuttle from the airport, free parking, and free high-speed wireless 
internet in all guestrooms ($3/day in public space).  The hotel has an indoor pool, 
pool table, and hockey, and a fitness center.   The hotel is located 1/2 mile from the 
largest mall in Northeast Ohio, with indoor minigolf and pottery painting, and right 
next door to Iceland Arena, which offers open skate and skate rental.  They also have 
four bikes on property available for checkout, as the Metro parks are next door as 
well.  The rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block.  There are 
many restaurants and nightspots nearby and at the Mall, as well as a cafe in the 
hotel.  

The tournament information sheet will be out imminently.  We hope you're all looking 
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!