DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/21/2009 Duedate: 08/17/2009
THE STOMPING GROUNDS ARENA
DM-20 TURN-446
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MAULMENTUM
MAUL RATS (360)
(20-3848) [13-0-0,109]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MAULMENTUM ROCK CRUSHER
MAUL RATS (360) MAULERS (387)
(20-3848) [13-0-0,109] (20-3864) [3-0-1,32]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MAULMENTUM BASH-O-MATIC '76
MAUL RATS (360) NUMBSKULLS (375)
(20-3848) [13-0-0,109] (20-3859) [5-1-0,48]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MAULERS (387)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MAULERS (387) 35
2. NUMBSKULLS (375) 33 MAUL RATS (360)
3. MAUL RATS (360) 9 Unchartered Team
MAULERS (387)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MAUL RATS (360) 47 13 0 78.3 1/ 2*MAULERS (387) 11 4 4
2/ 2*MAULERS (387) 11 4 4 73.3 2/ 1 MAUL RATS (360) 7 2 0
3/ 3 NUMBSKULLS (375) 36 42 1 46.2 3/ 3 NUMBSKULLS (375) 7 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well, it looks like my reign has come to a close, but as per tradition, another Maul
Rat will be sitting on the throne once I leave. In any case, I want to thank you all
for enabling me to run a profitable maraca business with your collective teeth. If
you are curious about what the DM throne room in The Stomping Grounds looks like, we
have postcards for sale.
Bashmaster Maularia
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.
MAULERS now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it. Advancing in the
rankings was NUMBSKULLS who went from last turn's 32-41-1, to this week's record of
36-42-1. Hey everybody, watch out for WALKING MAUL, who flew up 12 points in the
rankings after mashing MAD MAULER like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And
falling like a basher in the top ten was MAULLY RINGMAIL, who dropped 7 points after
a disappointing (to say the least) bout with ROCK CRUSHER. Going for the gusto and
coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was THE STOMPING GROUNDS' ROWDY DWARF, who
was turned away from the Duelmastership by MAULARIA. An apple a day keeps the doctor
away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad MAUL RATS? Big bad MAUL RATS. Big bad MAUL RATS. THE STOMPING GROUNDS'
afraid of the big bad MAUL RATS. Tra la la la la! And you guys like to boo me?
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause MAULERS beats feet every time MAUL RATS smiles
at them. Try farming, eh? Well just about everybody wants a piece of WALKING MAUL,
who was this week's most challenged warrior.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Remember: alliances are great, but try and
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, there's the manager of the THE STOMPING GROUNDS giving me the 'cut' sign
(or is that 'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). C'mon, Leadfoot, let's
make some tracks. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...--
The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAULMENTUM 3848 13 0 0 109 MAUL RATS (360)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TROLLDOZER 3703 10 1 0 74 MAUL RATS (360)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THUD 3780 10 6 0 49 NUMBSKULLS (375)
BASH-O-MATIC '76 3859 5 1 0 48 NUMBSKULLS (375)
HEAD TRAUMA 3777 6 10 1 43 NUMBSKULLS (375)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROCK CRUSHER 3864 3 0 1 32 MAULERS (387)
-I SEE DEAD PEOPLE 3705 5 2 0 28 MAUL RATS (360)
STOMP 'EM FLAT 3863 3 0 1 24 MAULERS (387)
FOCUSED BASH 3862 2 1 2 24 MAULERS (387)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MISS BALL 3860 2 1 0 16 MAULERS (387)
WALKING MAUL 3866 1 1 0 13 NUMBSKULLS (375)
MAULLY RINGMAIL 3865 1 1 0 8 NUMBSKULLS (375)
MAD MAULER 3861 1 2 0 5 MAULERS (387)
-MAULICIOUS 3852 0 3 0 4 MAUL RATS (360)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TOUGH MAMA 0 0 0 STOMP 'EM FLAT 3863 446 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
We need a "Quote of the Week" to carry the newsletter out of the void and into
reality. Ideally, something... wise or witty, clever, profound, or at least
amusing. Alas, this question was left too late! You will have to make do with
this poor declaration.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MAD MAULER was devastated by WALKING MAUL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MAULARIA vanquished ROWDY DWARF in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven battle.
MAULMENTUM viciously subdued ROWDY DWARF in a popular 1 minute master's Title brawl.
BASH-O-MATIC '76 savagely defeated ARADI THUG in a 2 minute competition.
HEAD TRAUMA defeated ARADI THUG in a 1 minute brutal struggle.
THUD devastated ARADI THUG in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
MISS BALL vanquished TOUGH MAMA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FOCUSED BASH slaughtered TOUGH MAMA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
STOMP 'EM FLAT slaughtered TOUGH MAMA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROCK CRUSHER overpowered MAULLY RINGMAIL in a 1 minute gory one-sided melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 12 BASHING ATTACK 85 - 52 - 7 62 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 446 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 10 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 %11 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK MAULMENTUM 3848 13 0 0 109 MAUL RATS (360)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MAULMENTUM 3848. The most popular warrior this turn
was BASH-O-MATIC '76 3859. The ten other most popular fighters were MAULMENTUM 3848,
WALKING MAUL 3866, THUD 3780, MISS BALL 3860, FOCUSED BASH 3862, STOMP 'EM FLAT 3863,
HEAD TRAUMA 3777, ROCK CRUSHER 3864, MAULLY RINGMAIL 3865, and MAD MAULER 3861.
The least popular fighter this week was MAD MAULER 3861. The other ten least popular
fighters were MAULLY RINGMAIL 3865, ROCK CRUSHER 3864, HEAD TRAUMA 3777, STOMP 'EM
FLAT 3863, FOCUSED BASH 3862, MISS BALL 3860, THUD 3780, WALKING MAUL 3866,
MAULMENTUM 3848, and BASH-O-MATIC '76 3859.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MAULARIA (20-3702) MAUL RATS (360)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLIII
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MAULARIA 3702 (15-1-0) 2 3 0 MAUL RATS
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MAULMENTUM 3848 (12-0-0) 1 3 0 MAUL RATS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BASH-O-MATIC '76 3859 (4-1-0) 1 3 0 NUMBSKULLS
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 15 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
WHITE THUNDER (4-6040) TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
SISONGOEN (12-5168) LUROCIANS IV (438)
JUMPINJACK FLASH (13-5143) PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)
HARD DAYS KNIGHT (38-2369) BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)
POWDERED SOAP (82-2837) MY BUTT HURTS (392)
HICHAM (82-18389) SUPERIOR FORCES 1306 (2829)
DEADLA (82-20623) SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 (2263)
CLEVELAND STEAMER (82-25002) OHIO EXPRESS (3993)
YELLOW POST-IT (82-26131) WORK WITH THIS (4213)
CHARLOTTE (82-29266) SUPERIOR FORCES 3402 (4771)
YELLOW BRICK TOAD (82-32755) 12/19/04J (5407)
SOULSNARE (82-37248) OBLIVION CLEAVERS (6167)
MARV (82-41424) 4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (6915)
KAORU MOTO (82-48418) MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 (2722)
RENTAL PERMIT (82-51256) 101607C (8628)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes