DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/09/2003    Duedate: 07/22/2003

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-460

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SARA DIVINE
SWORD OPERA (323)
(21-5364) [18-10-1,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MONSOON                        RAZOR MELODY
STORM WARNING (472)            IRONIC TAILS (484)
(21-5407) [12-7-1,119]         (21-5577) [2-2-2,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GRIM                           SUIGENERIS
TORMENTORS (239)               TROOPERS (271)
(21-3580) [11-15-1,71]         (21-5545) [2-1-0,18]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

IRONIC TAILS (484)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. I MAGI (133)                56
2. IRONIC TAILS (484)          50      REAL BEER (424)
3. REAL BEER (424)             39      Unchartered Team
4. MADE MEN (442)              36
5. KILL AT WILL (491)          33      LORD OF DARKNESS (493)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*MEAT AND POTATOES (479)    1   0  0  100   1/ 4*IRONIC TAILS (484)       10  5 3
 2/ 0*LORD OF DARKNESS (493)     4   1  0 80.0   2/ 1 YAKUZA (475)              9  4 1
 3/ 3 REAL BEER (424)           86  41  6 67.7   3/ 2 BOOK OF STINK (364)       9  6 1
 4/ 1*THE JERKY BOYZ (357)       2   1  0 66.7   4/ 3 STORM WARNING (472)       9  6 0
 5/ 4 MEOW MIX (466)            50  32  1 61.0   5/ 6 REAL BEER (424)           8  4 2
 6/ 8*IRONIC TAILS (484)        12   8  3 60.0   6/ 9 I MAGI (133)              8  7 2
 7/ 0*KILL AT WILL (491)         3   2  0 60.0   7/ 7 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)       7  6 0
 8/ 5 YAKUZA (475)              36  27  2 57.1   8/ 5 SWORD OPERA (323)         7  8 0
 9/ 0 TORMENTORS (239)         228 189 12 54.7   9/10 TROOPERS (271)            6  4 1
10/10 STORM WARNING (472)       51  43  3 54.3  10/13 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       6  9 0
11/ 6 I MAGI (133)             307 262 20 54.0  11/11 THE BLOODBANES (474)      5  6 0
12/ 9 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)    47  41  5 53.4  12/ 8 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)    5 10 0
13- 7 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       24  21  0 53.3  13/12*MADE MEN (442)            5 10 0
14/ 0 NASTY MOB (456)           44  40  3 52.4  14/ 0*LORD OF DARKNESS (493)    4  1 0
15/11 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)      301 286 31 51.3  15/17 MEOW MIX (466)            4  5 0
16/13 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      104 105  3 49.8  16/18*THE HARLOTS OF HEL (485)  4 11 0
17-12 FEVER PITCH (253)        131 133  4 49.6  17/ 0*KILL AT WILL (491)        3  2 0
18/ 0 TORMENTORS II (467)       57  63  4 47.5  18/19 THAT 70'S TEAM (476)      3  7 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/14 TROOPERS (271)            90 103 15 46.6  19/23*SAUCY MONASTERY (487)     3  7 0
20/16 BOOK OF STINK (364)       83 107  6 43.7  20/ 0 NASTY MOB (456)           2  0 0
21/18*MATRIX OF ETERNITY (437)  10  13  1 43.5  21/22*MATRIX OF ETERNITY (437)  2  1 0
22/20*MADE MEN (442)            13  17  2 43.3  22-14 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       2  2 0
23/15 OUTSIDERS (468)           12  17  2 41.4  23/ 0 TORMENTORS II (467)       2  2 0
24/22 THE BLOODBANES (474)      25  36  1 41.0  24/ 0*WAR MACHINE (489)         2  3 1
25/19 SWORD OPERA (323)        353 513 12 40.8  25/15 OUTSIDERS (468)           2  4 0
26/17 THAT 70'S TEAM (476)      17  25  1 40.5  26-21*MEAT AND POTATOES (479)   1  0 0
27/ 0*WAR MACHINE (489)          2   3  1 40.0  27/20*THE JERKY BOYZ (357)      1  1 0
28/21 KANO CLAN (106)          116 179  7 39.3  28-16 FEVER PITCH (253)         1  3 0
29/24*SAUCY MONASTERY (487)      3   7  0 30.0  29/ 0*DREIH'S TRIBE (490)       1  4 0
30/23*THE HARLOTS OF HEL (485)   4  11  0 26.7  30/24 KANO CLAN (106)           0  7 0
31/ 0*DREIH'S TRIBE (490)        1   4  0 20.0  31/ 0 TORMENTORS (239)          0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                              MANAGERS ON THE SANDS III

     Sunset, it is now turn 460 and I expect the arena fans had a good time watching
all the wanna-duel managers flailing about on the sands!  I am Quicksilver, I will do
all the reporting for this little shindig and as well as the moderating.
     It occurred to us in management that we didn't specify any tie breakers.  Well
since this is "The Arena of Death", kills will be the tie breaker if one is needed.
And if two or more happen to graduate at the same time with the same amount of kills,
then we'll move to recognition totals.  And if there is still a tie, well, let's not
let that happen.
     A lot of folks seem to be heading into town for this contest.  I thought I saw
Mordraith, the Natural Born Killer, registering a team with the Commission.  I also
saw Dreihdenflahg and a few other Vendetta Cartel members coming out of the broken
Bone tavern drinking milk and koolaid.  I also saw a couple of the Frothingslosh
brothers over at the Silver Saloon.  I expect there will be more sloshers in Sunset
than you can shake a foamy draft at.  So many more managers running around who
normally wouldn't be here.  Should be an interesting get together.
     I asked Sylvester if the defending champion, Rillion, was going to be hard in
this contest?  He just said Rillion was a sissy.  So who knows.

Quicksilver

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 472): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 358): BIG RED of BIG COUNTRY (Wally The Wacko, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 477): OINGO BOINGO of DOUBLE TROUBLE (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 474): SULACCO of DEATH ON A STIK (Stik, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 472): AUTOMATON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X. Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 476): IVANMOE of SOUL STRIPPERS II (Saucy Jack, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 474): WILL DUEL FOR FOOD of SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (Chazz Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 468): SUNNY SIDE UP of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 460): FLUFFY of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 459): THE SICKNESS of BLACKEST PRIDE (Sylvester Frothingslosh)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 433): ANGRY WASHINGTON of 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 424): HAR DI'HAR of JINDA-BAN (Zin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 183): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 410): COOKIE SNORT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 359): REAP THE FIELD of SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes"
                             Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 169): SEX ON THE BEACH of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 157): IMMOVEABLE OBJECT of NOT QUITE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 308): ANDERS of THE DEN OF SWORDS (TMoney, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 135): EVE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 352): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 472): THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 358): HARLEQUINS (Jinx, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 477): ASTRAL KIN (Kid Arcane, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 474): ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 472): PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 476): SUPER HEROES (Unforgiven, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 474): WISH YOU WERE BEER (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 468): TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 460): THE GUARDIANS II (Guardian, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 459): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 433): 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 424): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 183): THE MIDDLE WAY (Gabria Hand, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 410): none
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 359): SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes" Frothingslosh)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 169): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 157): KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (Unforgiven, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 308): FISH MONGERS (Ghoti, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 135): FREELANCERS (Jinx, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 352): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 471): BABYFACE of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 477): OINGO BOINGO of DOUBLE TROUBLE (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 474): SULACCO of DEATH ON A STIK (Stik, mgr.)
               (turn 473): APNEA of ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 474): WILL DUEL FOR FOOD of SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (Chazz 
                           Frothingslosh, mgr.)
                           ISAWA TADAKA of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh)
               (turn 473): SCHMEIKEL of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
                           BIG FUN of FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 460): FLUFFY of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
                (turn 459): CEREBRAL JANITOR of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 459): MADAM BUTTERFLY of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
               (turn 458): JACKASS of TRIAL & ERROR (JE, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 433): ANGRY WASHINGTON of 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
              (turn 432): LAST RESORT of HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 183): HOCKEY DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 359): REAP THE FIELD of SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes"
                             Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 169): SEX ON THE BEACH of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 156): BALI of ISLANDERS (Devan ki Ru, mgr.)
                          ROGERS of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 135): EVE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for SUNSET.  Like, YAKUZA had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by IRONIC TAILS!  Way to go IRONIC 
TAILS!  The guys at SAUCY MONASTERY like really pulled together to get a 2-3-0 this 
turn, moving up by 4.  One team deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 3 after 
going 4-1-2.  Keep it up, IRONIC TAILS!  I just can't say enough good things about 
LORD OF DARKNESS.  They went 4-1-0 their first time, don't slouch, and they've got 
good oral hygiene!  Did you see KILL AT WILL out on the sands?  Their first try at 
fighting got them a 3-2-0, but I think they've got real promise.  MVP award for THE 
BUTCHER?  NASTY MOB's proud of him after beating SONJA BLOODBANE and getting 16 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  THE ANGEL's match with KITTY CHOWDER cost him 
a loss of 12 points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One!  
SARA DIVINE knows this.  She was challenged by the Duelmaster.  Was that a tear I saw 
in SARA DIVINE's eye, as she took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't THE SICKNESS fit 
to be tied!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  
They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  CARNAGE CANARIES was the most avoided team.  Is a 
47-41-5 record really that scary?  Is there some deep dark secret why REAL BEER's 
been avoiding CARNAGE CANARIES so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Can 
KANO CLAN's MAKITA EBI be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is 
that really the same?  I'm not so sure PRIME SLIME knew all the facts when he 
challenged STINKALOGICAL of BOOK OF STINK.  I saw PRIME SLIME stumbling and dribbling 
at Wildlife Unlimited last week...  PRIME SLIME lost to STINKALOGICAL, but he got 4 
points.  STINKALOGICAL won, and got 3 points.  I don't get it.  SHIKKEN is being 
unfair.  He's challenged down 29 against THAT!.  I don't know why they let this stuff 
go on.  (I'd better shut up) If SHIKKEN can't beat a warrior 29 points below himself, 
that he CHALLENGED, he oughtta be selling food in the stands!  Some fights are really 
unfair.  How do you think FRANK RIZZO!!! feels about being challenged by TAISHO, 25 
points above him?  Is this how YAKUZA advances, by having their members (TAISHO) 
fight people that are really below them (FRANK RIZZO!!!)?  See if I ever talk to GALE 
FORCE again!  BRAND was so low when She challenged she.  Hhmph!  GALE FORCE beat 
BRAND.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm not surprised GALE FORCE would do such a 
scummy thing, either.  Ooh!  Did YANGTZE really know what she was doing when she 
challenged DISCO?  A 0-2-0 speaks volumes.  (Zontoni said that.  I don't know what it 
means.) YANGTZE lost to DISCO, but she got 2 points.  DISCO won, and got 3 points.  I 
don't get it.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  MARINI returns from the Dark Arena, 
maybe a "little upset" at his I MAGI teammates...  What a bunch of heartless!  I 
couldn't believe how many people were snickering when RAZOR MELODY killed EQUALIZER.  
So he had a 4-5-1, that's no excuse!  THAT! of REAL BEER wasn't planning on killing 
SHIKKEN, I bet.  Now he has to worry about being Bloodfeuded, and getting put on 
lists...  What a bummer deal for FRANK RIZZO!!!!  He just barely was getting his 
"fighter feet" but got kill by TAISHO of YAKUZA!  Those're the breaks, I guess.  It 
was kind of sad, seeing old SERIAL CAT KILLER stumbling around the arena, before 
BAUMGARTEN finished him off.  Oh well!  It was totally gross when THAT! killed 
SHIKKEN.  Blood and itty bitty body bits all over the place!  Things weren't too 
happy at YAKUZA, either.  I see FRANK RIZZO!!! got killed by TAISHO of YAKUZA.  Now I 
want to see some serious Bloodfeud action out there!  CLAW really fought hard against 
STINKACOST.  That'll teach BOOK OF STINK not to go and kill any of MEOW MIX's guys 
again, huh!  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (RAZOR MELODY vs. EQUALIZER, 
that is.) What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's 
what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SARA DIVINE 5364             18  10  1   111       SWORD OPERA (323)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONSOON 5407                 12   7  1   119       STORM WARNING (472)
 SANTO STINKO 5400            16   6  0   113       BOOK OF STINK (364)
-BODDINGTON'S 5035            16   9  0   108       REAL BEER (424)
 STONE KILLER 5245            15   7  1   106       NASTY MOB (456)
 CARNIVOROUS CANARY 1509      14   4  1   104       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POTOMACC 5489                10   3  0    99       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 ADAM AND STINK 3999          22  15  1    94       BOOK OF STINK (364)
 THE VILLAIN 5394             12   6  0    93       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
 JADE 4624                    12   9  0    91       I MAGI (133)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STINKALOGICAL 5409           14   7  1    90       BOOK OF STINK (364)
 THE SICKNESS 5327            14   6  1    88       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
-FANCY FEAST 5306             12   3  0    86       MEOW MIX (466)
 HURRICANE 5404                9  10  1    81       STORM WARNING (472)
 DESTROY 5383                  9   9  1    79       TORMENTORS II (467)
 WAR 5369                     11   9  0    77       TORMENTORS (239)
 CLAW 5337                    13   5  1    76       MEOW MIX (466)
 NIGHTMARE 5370               13   7  0    76       TORMENTORS (239)
 GRIM 3580                    11  15  1    71       TORMENTORS (239)
 BASS 5262                     6   0  1    71       REAL BEER (424)
 SICKLE 5331                  11   8  0    70       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
 GALE FORCE 5418               9   8  0    68       STORM WARNING (472)
-GINA TAILIA 4817              6   2  0    68       FEVER PITCH (253)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TSUNAMI 5470                  9   2  0    66       STORM WARNING (472)
 THAT! 5272                    5   1  1    66       REAL BEER (424)
 KITTY CHOWDER 5466            9   5  1    65       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 MAKITA EBI 5201              14  22  0    64       KANO CLAN (106)
 CARNAL 5388                  13  11  0    64       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 PRIME SLIME 5522              4   1  0    63       TROOPERS (271)
 TAISHO 5485                  11   2  1    62       YAKUZA (475)
 THE BUTCHER 5374              7   2  0    62       NASTY MOB (456)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GLIMMOR 5503                  8   4  0    56       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 THE ANGEL 5325                5   3  2    54       OUTSIDERS (468)
 BAUMGARTEN 4670               8   9  1    53       I MAGI (133)
 STINKACOST 5408              10  11  3    49       BOOK OF STINK (364)
 UGLY FOG 5414                10   8  0    49       STORM WARNING (472)
 I ATE A PUTY TAT 1512         9   8  0    47       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 BELL BOTTOMS 5493             6   5  0    46       THAT 70'S TEAM (476)
 ORIGINAL STINK 4244           6  22  0    44       BOOK OF STINK (364)
 BRAND 5322                    5   7  0    42       OUTSIDERS (468)
 SONJA BLOODBANE 5474          9   4  0    40       THE BLOODBANES (474)
 RUDI JAMOS 5428               8   9  0    39       SWORD OPERA (323)
 DRUNK MOOSE 5451              5   4  1    38       TROOPERS (271)
 MAINE COON CAT 5358           5   7  0    37       MEOW MIX (466)
 KAMI 5521                     8   2  0    35       YAKUZA (475)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAZOR MELODY 5577             2   2  2    33       IRONIC TAILS (484)
 MARINI 4973                   2   4  1    33       I MAGI (133)
 CHEMICAL WEDDING 4904         5   2  0    32       MATRIX OF ETERNITY (437)
 DISCO 5491                    5   6  1    30       THAT 70'S TEAM (476)
 TVEDEN 4961                   5   2  0    29       I MAGI (133)
 SKULL SPLITTER 5047           4   2  0    27       MADE MEN (442)
 SPACE INVADERS 5494           3   8  0    27       THAT 70'S TEAM (476)
 NO-FEAR 5507                  3   3  0    27       TORMENTORS II (467)
-SOLOMON BLOODBANE 5475        4   6  0    26       THE BLOODBANES (474)
 TYRELA 5589                   3   0  0    26       THE HARLOTS OF HEL (485)
 BEORN 5044                    2   3  0    25       I MAGI (133)
 SHARKY 5021                   3   3  0    24       MADE MEN (442)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUCY 4523                     2   0  0    23       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
-SIMON BLOODBANE 5490          5   6  1    22       THE BLOODBANES (474)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GLASS JOE 5579                4   0  0    22       IRONIC TAILS (484)
-TERRE HAUTE 4522              5   3  0    20       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 HOODLUM 5533                  3   2  0    19       TROOPERS (271)
 SUIGENERIS 5545               2   1  0    18       TROOPERS (271)
-MOMORO WA 5514                5   1  0    17       KANO CLAN (106)
 MIRANDA GRACE 5552            2   4  0    17       SWORD OPERA (323)
-KURUWA 5531                   4   4  0    16       YAKUZA (475)
 ONE MAN SWARM 5575            3   1  1    16       IRONIC TAILS (484)
 TAO SIN 5602                  2   0  0    16       SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
 METARU YONA 5350              4   3  0    15       KANO CLAN (106)
 ONE EYE 5020                  3   3  1    15       MADE MEN (442)
 ICEPICK 5564                  3   2  1    15       MADE MEN (442)
 SI-SHREE 5587                 1   2  0    15       THE HARLOTS OF HEL (485)
-MINAMI KAZE 5164              3   3  0    14       KANO CLAN (106)
-FREEZING INSIDE 4921          2   1  0    14       MATRIX OF ETERNITY (437)
 STIK 5641                     1   0  0    13       THE BLOODBANES (474)
-BORACON 5215                  1   0  0    13       CATS (425)
 TANK 5541                     2   0  0    12       TORMENTORS II (467)
 MOOK IN TRAINING 5601         1   1  0    12       SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
 ALONE IN THE DARK 5655        1   0  0    12       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
 HELL CAT 5613                 1   0  1    11       WAR MACHINE (489)
 LITTLE FUJIKO 5630            1   0  0    11       KILL AT WILL (491)
-PORK RIND 5480                3   1  0    10       FEVER PITCH (253)
 PINEAPPLE HEAD 5644           1   0  0    10       IRONIC TAILS (484)
 SHERMAN 5612                  1   0  0    10       WAR MACHINE (489)
-CHICKEN 5530                  1   0  0    10       MEAT AND POTATOES (479)
-SWEET ROSICRUCIAN 4908        2   2  1     9       MATRIX OF ETERNITY (437)
 LUGO BELOSKI 5566             2   3  0     9       SWORD OPERA (323)
-COUGAR 5188                   1   2  0     9       CATS (425)
-FREAK 5483                    1   3  0     8       TORMENTORS II (467)
 SINN BLOODBANE 5642           1   0  0     8       THE BLOODBANES (474)
 STELLA ARTOIS 5560            2   1  0     7       REAL BEER (424)
-PUMA 5207                     0   1  0     7       CATS (425)
-BURIED STANDING 4906          1   3  0     6       MATRIX OF ETERNITY (437)
 ROTHGAR 5653                  1   0  0     6       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
 VICTORY 5540                  0   2  0     6       TORMENTORS (239)
 SKULL STROKER 5590            1   2  0     5       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
 GRAVITY THIEF 5627            1   0  0     5       KILL AT WILL (491)
 SENSEI JAN 5619               1   0  0     5       YAKUZA (475)
 SPIDER 5625                   1   0  0     5       DREIH'S TRIBE (490)
 MR. MOJO 5654                 1   0  0     5       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
 SMILE LIKE DOG 5628           1   0  0     5       KILL AT WILL (491)
 QUAM MASTER 5652              1   0  0     5       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
-LYNX 5187                     0   1  0     5       CATS (425)
-TWINE 4524                    1   1  0     4       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
-THE OBLONG BOX 4907           0   4  0     4       MATRIX OF ETERNITY (437)
 YANGTZE 5600                  0   2  0     3       SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
 HOEGARDEN 5554                0   3  0     3       REAL BEER (424)
 TRISTA 5610                   0   2  0     2       THE HARLOTS OF HEL (485)
 QIN SHI 5598                  0   2  0     2       SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
 BRICK 5622                    0   1  0     1       DREIH'S TRIBE (490)
 C. CANARY 5635                0   1  0     1       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 PANTHER 5611                  0   1  0     1       WAR MACHINE (489)
 WITCH 5580                    0   1  0     1       TORMENTORS (239)
 HARDSHIP 5656                 0   1  0     1       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
 MORDRAITH 5631                0   1  0     1       KILL AT WILL (491)
 OX 5624                       0   1  0     1       DREIH'S TRIBE (490)
 PAPAIZ 5615                   0   1  0     1       WAR MACHINE (489)
 LEOPARD 5614                  0   1  0     1       WAR MACHINE (489)
 DREIHDENFLAHG 5626            0   1  0     1       DREIH'S TRIBE (490)
 UN-NEEDED 5637                0   1  0     1       THE HARLOTS OF HEL (485)
 TICKER 5639                   0   1  0     1       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IHURTU 5581                   0   1  0     1       TORMENTORS II (467)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SERIAL CAT KILLE 5465  4 10 0 CARNAGE CANARIES 147  BAUMGARTEN 4670       460         
SHEWISH GIANT 408      0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          MARINI 4973           460 NONE    
LIQUID STEEL 5623      0  1 0 DREIH'S TRIBE 490     ONE MAN SWARM 5575    460         
CRAPASS #3 5640        0  1 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454     QUICKSILVER 406       460 NONE    
UN-WANTED 5636         0  1 0 THE HARLOTS OF HE 485 QUICKSILVER 406       460 NONE    
MR. TWISTER 5643       0  1 0 IRONIC TAILS 484      HELL CAT 5613         460         
TERROR DELIGHT 5576    1  2 0 IRONIC TAILS 484      EQUALIZER 5450        459 JUST REV
FRANK RIZZO!!! 3917    2  1 0 THE JERKY BOYZ 357    TAISHO 5485           460         
CHUANG TUNG 5632       0  1 0 KANO CLAN 106         SPYMASTER 409         460 NONE    
MUSUBU SANO 5165       1  1 0 KANO CLAN 106         RAZOR MELODY 5577     458         
NAPPY DUGOUT 5629      0  1 0 KILL AT WILL 491      BANDIT PRINCE 412     460 NONE    
FIXER 5565             0  5 0 MADE MEN 442          QUICKSILVER 406       460 NONE    
PERSIAN FUR 5332       4  1 0 MEOW MIX 466          STINKACOST 5408       458 JUST REV
LI KWEI 5599           0  2 0 SAUCY MONASTERY 487   SHEWISH GIANT 408     460 NONE    
SNL 5492               3  6 0 THAT 70'S TEAM 476    BASS 5262             458         
BATTLEMASTER 5518      0  1 0 TORMENTORS 239        ONE EYE 5020          456 NOT REVE
STEALTH 5532           0  1 0 TORMENTORS II 467     ICEPICK 5564          456 NOT REVE
EQUALIZER 5450         4  5 1 TROOPERS 271          RAZOR MELODY 5577     460         
SHIKKEN 5520           7  3 0 YAKUZA 475            THAT! 5272            460         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Klep -- Don't worry about killing Persian Fur, he was gambling by challenging like
that for skills.  However, don't apologize to me for killing. -- Sylvester

Alfredo -- Great seeing you write some personals!  I was beginning to think you were
kidnapped by a group of DM savvy mimes.  I'll give you a call soon. -- Sylvester

Stik -- Don't make excuses. -- Sylvester

Potatoemacc -- You were severely outclassed. -- The Sickness

Santo Stinko -- I was severely outclassed. -- Sickle

C. Canary -- Bring what?  Oh, I see.  Never mind, you don't have any thing I want
anymore. ;) -- Sylvester

Sylvester -- Well here I am at last....  My affairs have been brought to a close (for
the most part) in Jhans and I should be able to grace this arena with my presence.
I'm in for MotS as well (to be official). -- Mordraith, Kill at Will

Lugo Beloski -- Bye, I have to go now.  (Unlucky in damage) -- Li Kwei (total waste
of a great name, twin axes, YEAH RIGHT, not with those numbers)

Marini -- That bodes ill for you, does it not? -- Tao Sin

Glass Joe -- Guess what though. I suck!  Just was hoping I didn't suck quite that
badly.  Still, it's not a big surprise. -- Mook In Training

Chicken -- Well, that fight tells me nothing. -- Saucy Jack, yr. ob'd'nt 'umble mgr.,
Saucy Monastery, less-than-proud manager of Qin Shi

Stella Artois -- I'm not surprised by that one either.  See the size action there?
Ah well...a lucky matchup could still happen. -- Saucy Jack, Yangtze's manager, for a
few turns more at least

Ironic Tails -- Don't worry about Musubu Sano.  You actually did us a favor in that
we didn't have to send him to the DA.  Thanks! -- Kano Clan

The Angel -- You little stinking demonic rat!  You stick a guy in the ankle so he
can't have any chance to move around on you.  Low, pal...real low.  We'll see if I
can return the favor to you some time. -- Makita Ebi

Tveden -- You'll be needing to look elsewhere for your payback, I'm afraid.  I've got
other business to attend to. -- Glimmor

Chemical Wedding -- A painful lesson learned, but I guess I couldn't teach much else,
sorry! -- Sonja B.

The Sickness -- Now that was an ass whuppin'.  Take care of that throne and then
please vacate as soon as possible post-tourney! -- Potomacc

Prime Slime -- Aptly named.  I'd like another go, definitely.... -- Carnal

All -- Well, I'm out on the sands, hopefully some others are as well for this little
shindig.  Race you to immortality!! -- Stik

Lord Protector Madam Butterfly -- Off you go, fly, be free!!  Congrats!! -- Stik, GF
and TB

Another turn, more DAing, more crapass recruits....grumblegrumblegripe.... -- Stik

Ironic Tails -- Scooby Doo?  What the #$%# are you talkin' about?  The name is RIZZO,
sizzle-chest!  RIZZO!!  Get the wax outta yer ears.  Scooby Snack?  What is that,
some kinda fruity thing?  You like that!?!?  I'm not buyin' any drinks for YOU pal,
you're buyin' MINE!  I oughta come down there and bust you in the noodle!  I oughta
twist yer nipples for ya! -- Frank Rizzo!!! (He's on a roll, people!)

Razor Melody -- Sorry 'bout that...ahhh, who am I kiddin'?  I ain't sorry, you milky
nipple!  That's why I challenged ya in the first place, fruit-cake!  Say a prayer!
I'm done with ya.  Don't ever come back talkin' TO me or lookin' FOR me cuz I'll do
ya the same way, hairy #$&*!!! -- Frank Rizzo!!! (where IS his medication?)

All -- As promised, I am here for the contest. -- War Machine, mgr. Papaiz

Sylvester -- I hereby declare the fighter "Sensei Jan" as my MoTS entry.  Lol. --
Sensei Jan and Yakuza

Gale Force -- I'm sorry about your winning record, if it matters to you, but not
sorry enough to lose on purpose.  By style, it looks like a good match for you, but
by experience, well...I've been at this a while.  (It seems like forever.)  Good try,
though. -- Sara Divine

Jade -- No, no, no!  Your timing is off, your movements lack the essential grace, and
your...frontal development is so extreme that you really can't expect to improve.
Face it, my dear, you will never make a prima ballerina. -- Madam Butterfly

I Ate a Puty Tat -- What an extremely mean thing for you to do! -- Rudi Jamos

Li Kwei -- Bwahaha, and you may take it that you've been loomed over in a sinister
fashion. -- Lugo Beloski, specialist in villain roles

One Man Swarm -- It takes more than determination to make a swarm, sir, though I do
salute your determined effort.  But you must find henchmen. -- Miranda Grace

Santo Stinko -- Does that mean I get to drag you by the ear down to the shore and
throw you into the lake?  Anything to get you clean! -- Sara Divive

Carnivorous Canary -- I've got to put off Madam Butterfly's opera until next time, or

even the time after that, because the convention season is severely cutting into my
work periods. -- the author in question
P.S.  Perhaps we could conspire to surprise the Madam with a heroic Canary?

All -- This is to announce my participation in the MOTS competition.  Good luck to
all! -- Dreihdenflahg

Welcome to the sands, to compete in the MOTS competition, Mr. Twister from Ironic
Tails.  He is proven to be a master of the Just Plain Ordinary.  Just be sure his
halberd doesn't meet you first. -- Mr. Twister, Ironic Tails

Rizzo -- You wouldn't hit a guy who's down on their luck would you?  You wouldn't hit
me again when I was wearing my new glasses, would you?  Why don't you pick on someone
just as smart as you are? -- Razor Melody

Miranda Grace -- Win by the short fight.  Lose by the short fight. -- One Man Swarm

Mook -- Rule!  No hit Joe! -- Glass Joe

Glass Joe -- I am only learning.  I'll get better...someday. -- Sluggo, mgr. Harlots

Skull Stroker -- Thought you could get two easy wins...not so fast, you sly dog.  Is
your "pride" still the blackest or it is now a bit red from blushing from the sting
of embarrassment?

All -- I am Sluggo, manager of The Harlots of Hel.  I have played a bit before you
but years ago.  I am happy to be in an arena with such great personal ads.  Bring on
the smack talk!!

0-5 turn!  Damn that sucks.  Like they say, what goes up must come down.  Kudos to
Slaughter Priest, Stik, Sylvester and the manager of Trial and Error.  I guess you're
named Joe.  You all fought well. -- C. Canary

C. Canary declares his intention to compete in the Managers on the Sands contest.
Good luck to all. -- C. Canary

Sylvester -- Yeah she has been quiet.  Maybe Sensei will come out of the closet for
the contest. -- C. Canary

Madam Butterfly -- Thank you for the gift.  Congrats on the graduation. --
Carnivorous Canary

Saucy Jack -- Good to see you!  See you around. -- C. Canary

To the new meat in Sunset, welcome and lose often. -- C. Canary

All -- The 'Lord of Darkness' team is mine.  I will be fighting on the sands this
turn.  This contest should be fun.  See you around. -- Mr. Mojo

26 June 2003
All -- Would you be willing to proxy my lunger Ganglare at the Face-to-Face?  He's
fighting in the champions tourney.  Thanks.  Write:  Michael Rogers #25335-013, PO
Box 6000, Florence, Co 81226 -- Skullagrim

     STOP THINKING TOGS!!!!!  It's here.  Well, almost here anyway.  We're looking at
a start date of the first turn in Aradi (DM 60) following the Fall Mail-In.  This
should give everyone sufficient time to study the new ultra-improved T#%S IV rules 
and prep accordingly.  So without further ado, here is your handy-dandy guide to
winning your very own Golden Scrod (and some other very cool prizes to be announced
officially before the start of the tourney that must not be named):
1.  Each T#%S team consists of two managers.  After the tourney starts, there will be
    no switching partners whatsoever, so choose your partners wisely.  T#%S IV will
    last for 13 turns, so pick a partner you can stand for 6 months or so.  The only
    team I know of so far is last TOGS winners:  Ganolus Oakleaf/Hombre of Blood
    Related/Thieves Guild.  Hey, this is fun!
2.  The T#%S entry fee is 2 team setups per manager.  This means 4 setups per T#%S
    team.  This entry fee is required before the start of the tourney with no
    exceptions being made.  This is to ensure that nobody gets screwed if a team or
    manager decides to back out early.  To pay the entry fee either:
    a) send $10 cash/check/money order/ or whatever to me personally at:
       Andy Salveson
       6812 Romanzo Way
       Elk Grove, CA 95758
    b) get RSI to send me 2 team setup gift certificates.  Sorry, no credit cards and
       no old teams you have lying around will be accepted.
3.  T#%S point system:
    10 points for winning on your up-challenge against another T#%S warrior.
    7 points for winning on your even challenge of another T#%S warrior.
    7 points for winning on another T#%S warriors challenge.
    7 points for winning a random matchup against another T#%S warrior.
    4 points for winning on your down-challenge of another T#%S warrior.
    4 points for winning a random matchup against a non-T#%S warrior.  Do not fight
      your team mate, you will not get any points.  Also, you will not get any points
      if you challenge or get challenged by a non-T#%S team, so use your avoids
      wisely if you think someone is out to get you.
   10 points for being the Duelmaster.  This is in addition to all points listed
      above and will begin turn 1, so prep accordingly.
    5 points for every spotlight written by any team member, 1 per manager per turn.
      The minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the
      newsletter (that's 31 lines-each line 85 characters across) and I will be
      completely firm on this.  In addition to the length criteria, spotlights will
      not be given points if they are in any way plagiarized or if they are not
      Duelmasters or fantasy related.  I will be the sole judge of this.  If you're
      unsure if I will judge something to be Duelmasters or fantasy related, then
      e-mail me before you write the spotlight and ask me.  I reserve the right to
      take points away from a spotlight after they are given if I judge at a later
      time that the spotlight has been plagiarized.
   -5 points per manager per turn every time a manager does not at least write one
      personal ad.
   -5 points for being the team that avoided the most.
     If you participated in TOGS III, you'll notice some slight changes in the points
structure.  The main things are points for random match ups against non T#%S
warriors, bonus points for being the Duelmaster, new spotlight criteria, and no
points given for being the most avoided team.
4.  I already mentioned this, but T#%S IV will start the first turn in arena 60 after
    the Fall Mail-In runs and it will last for 13 turns.  There will not be a
    Survivor format this time around, meaning no eliminations.  I will still be doing
    the multipliers at the end, however.  This means that all points accumulated by a
    team on turns 10 and 11 will be multiplied by 1.5 and all points accumulated by
    each team on turns 12 and 13 will be multiplied by 2.
5.  Prizes are yet to be determined, but I'll tell you what I know.  There will be
    prizes given out each turn to whichever team scores the most combined points on a
    given turn.  Tie breakers will go to the team with the most wins on that turn and
    then to the team with most overall points.  I have asked RSI for the same prizes
    as last TOGS which were transferring any warrior to arena 60 and renaming Aradi
    for approximately 6 months, but we'll see what they come back with.  I haven't
    decided how to split the prizes up, partly because I don't know how many teams
    will be entering yet, but I do know the prizes will be split among the top 3
    teams at the end.  I will announce the exact breakdown of everything when I know
    more.
6.  And just like TOGS III, Death Stud and I will be the sole arbiters of any dispute
    that may arise.  Whine all you like, but as Nuln told you last time, that's how
    it is.
7.  M & RR Clause (go ahead, read between the capitals):  I reserve the right to
    disallow entry to this tourney if you have a previous history of being a big fat
    mouth about everything.
     I think that pretty much covers it.  I will be accepting team entries as of now
and then posting them in the newsletters as I receive entry fees.  Please feel free
to e-mail me regarding any questions or comments at Ganolus@aol.com.  So everyone don
your best pair of leg warmers, hop on your favorite farm animal, and ride to Aradi
for the 4th kinda-annual Tournament that must not be named for no apparent reason
whatsoever, or T#%S IV, for short.  See ya'll there!

-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MARINI viciously butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
LI KWEI was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
FIXER was dispatched by QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
NAPPY DUGOUT was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
CRAPASS #3 was savagely slain by QUICKSILVER in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
CHUANG TUNG was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
UN-WANTED was butchered by QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
CLAW overcame STINKACOST in a action packed 1 minute expert's Bloodfeud fight.
RAZOR MELODY slaughtered EQUALIZER in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
POTOMACC defeated MADAM BUTTERFLY in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
THE SICKNESS was vanquished by SARA DIVINE in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
JADE overpowered SICKLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HURRICANE was luckily beaten by ADAM AND STINK in a exciting 8 minute Challenge match.
PRIME SLIME was viciously subdued by STINKALOGICAL in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
SHIKKEN was butchered by THAT! in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BASS handily defeated MAKITA EBI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TAISHO narrowly killed FRANK RIZZO!!! in a action packed 3 minute Challenge struggle.
GALE FORCE viciously subdued BRAND in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Challenge bout.
BAUMGARTEN butchered SERIAL CAT KILLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
I ATE A PUTY TAT subdued ORIGINAL STINK in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
CHEMICAL WEDDING savagely defeated SPACE INVADERS in a 4 minute Challenge match.
ICEPICK bested LUGO BELOSKI in a 3 minute novice's Challenge contest.
YANGTZE was defeated by DISCO in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge duel.
STELLA ARTOIS was handily defeated by SHARKY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TRISTA was bested by TAO SIN in a 1 minute novice's Challenge bout.
SI-SHREE was defeated by KAMI in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TYRELA won victory over MIRANDA GRACE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY overpowered DESTROY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SANTO STINKO overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
STONE KILLER won victory over WAR in a action packed 1 minute veteran's fray.
MONSOON overpowered NIGHTMARE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
GRIM was overpowered by THE VILLAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE ANGEL lost to KITTY CHOWDER in a 1 minute fray.
CARNAL defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gory one-sided match.
TSUNAMI overpowered RUDI JAMOS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAINE COON CAT was beaten by UGLY FOG in a exciting 3 minute fray.
THE BUTCHER devastated SONJA BLOODBANE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
BELL BOTTOMS was narrowly defeated by GLIMMOR in a 3 minute match.
DRUNK MOOSE slimly won victory over BEORN in a action packed 3 minute bout.
SUIGENERIS was luckily beaten by NO-FEAR in a exciting 4 minute bloody match.
HOODLUM subdued SKULL STROKER in a 2 minute gory duel.
TVEDEN overpowered HOEGARDEN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ONE EYE was unbelievably bested by GLASS JOE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
SKULL SPLITTER overpowered METARU YONA in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
ONE MAN SWARM slaughtered LIQUID STEEL in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TANK subdued BRICK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory beginner's conflict.
QIN SHI was devastated by ALONE IN THE DARK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
VICTORY was handily defeated by STIK in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MOOK IN TRAINING overpowered IHURTU in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HELL CAT assassinated MR. TWISTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LEOPARD was overpowered by PINEAPPLE HEAD in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PAPAIZ was overcome by SMILE LIKE DOG in a 1 minute novice's duel.
SENSEI JAN subdued HARDSHIP in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
OX was demolished by SHERMAN in a 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
SPIDER overcame WITCH in a 1 minute amateur's contest.
DREIHDENFLAHG was beaten by SINN BLOODBANE in a exciting 4 minute novice's struggle.
GRAVITY THIEF bested UN-NEEDED in a 1 minute amateur's fight.
LITTLE FUJIKO demolished TICKER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
MORDRAITH was bested by MR. MOJO in a 1 minute novice's bout.
PANTHER lost to ROTHGAR in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
C. CANARY was luckily beaten by QUAM MASTER in a 2 minute bloody amateur's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  32         WALL OF STEEL     57 -  39 -  2      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  26 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         LUNGING ATTACK    93 -  88 -  9      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  22 -  1      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         SLASHING ATTACK   36 -  38 -  2      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         STRIKING ATTACK   44 -  51 -  2      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  16 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  33 -  2      31  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        12 -  30 -  1      29  |

Turn 460 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      8 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    8 - 10         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    17 - 15     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     AIMED BLOW         2 -  7         1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  7     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARA DIVINE 5364           18  10  1  111 SWORD OPERA (323)
STRIKING ATTACK  MONSOON 5407               12   7  1  119 STORM WARNING (472)
SLASHING ATTACK  SANTO STINKO 5400          16   6  0  113 BOOK OF STINK (364)
LUNGING ATTACK   STONE KILLER 5245          15   7  1  106 NASTY MOB (456)
WALL OF STEEL    POTOMACC 5489              10   3  0   99 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
TOTAL PARRY      ADAM AND STINK 3999        22  15  1   94 BOOK OF STINK (364)
BASHING ATTACK   THAT! 5272                  5   1  1   66 REAL BEER (424)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GRIM 3580.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SUIGENERIS 5545.  The ten other most popular fighters were STINKALOGICAL 5409, 
CHEMICAL WEDDING 4904, ONE EYE 5020, HURRICANE 5404, MAINE COON CAT 5358, SINN 
BLOODBANE 5642, MARINI 4973, FRANK RIZZO!!! 3917, BRAND 5322, and DRUNK MOOSE 5451.

The least popular fighter this week was ADAM AND STINK 3999.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TICKER 5639, UN-NEEDED 5637, DREIHDENFLAHG 5626, LEOPARD 5614, 
MR. TWISTER 5643, IHURTU 5581, VICTORY 5540, QIN SHI 5598, LIQUID STEEL 5623, and 
SKULL SPLITTER 5047.

The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:

THE SICKNESS (21-5327) BLACKEST PRIDE (71)

The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:

MADAM BUTTERFLY (21-5158) SWORD OPERA (323)