DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/20/2003    Duedate: 09/02/2003

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-463

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CARNAL
GRIM FANDANGO (454)
(21-5388) [16-11-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CARNAL                         RAZOR MELODY
GRIM FANDANGO (454)            IRONIC TAILS (484)
(21-5388) [16-11-0,114]        (21-5577) [4-3-2,51]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MONSOON                        SUIGENERIS
STORM WARNING (472)            TROOPERS (271)
(21-5407) [12-9-1,74]          (21-5545) [4-1-1,38]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAUCY MONASTERY (487)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CARNAGE CANARIES (147)      47
2. THE GUARDIANS (243)         36      REAL BEER (424)
3. SAUCY MONASTERY (487)       34      Unchartered Team
4. SPORTS (497)                33
5. DREIH'S TRIBE (490)         32      GERM WARFARE (494)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*GERM WARFARE (494)         2   0  0  100   1/11*SAUCY MONASTERY (487)     9  6 2
 2- 4*CLIENTS (462)              4   1  0 80.0   2/ 3 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)    9  6 1
 3/ 5 REAL BEER (424)           91  42  6 68.4   3/ 4*WAR MACHINE (489)         9  6 0
 4/ 0*SPORTS (497)               2   1  0 66.7   4/15*DREIH'S TRIBE (490)       9  6 0
 5- 7 MEOW MIX (466)            53  33  1 61.6   5/ 9 SWORD OPERA (323)         8  5 1
 6- 8*KILL AT WILL (491)         6   4  1 60.0   6/ 1*MINISTRY OF SKA (496)     8  7 1
 7/ 9 YAKUZA (475)              42  32  2 56.8   7/ 6 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       8  7 0
 8/ 0 TRANSGRESSORS (492)       85  69  5 55.2   8/ 5 BOOK OF STINK (364)       8  7 0
 9/13*WAR MACHINE (489)         11   9  1 55.0   9- 2 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)       7  3 2
10/14 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)    56  47  6 54.4  10/ 7 YAKUZA (475)              6  5 0
11-10 NASTY MOB (456)           48  41  3 53.9  11/ 8 THE BLOODBANES (474)      6  8 0
12-11 TORMENTORS (239)         230 197 12 53.9  12/16 REAL BEER (424)           5  1 0
13/12 I MAGI (133)             310 271 20 53.4  13/17 TROOPERS (271)            5  5 1
14/ 3*MINISTRY OF SKA (496)      8   7  1 53.3  14/14*IRONIC TAILS (484)        5  9 1
15/18 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       27  25  0 51.9  15-12 NASTY MOB (456)           4  1 0
16-16 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)      308 289 33 51.6  16/25 KANO CLAN (106)           4  2 0
17/15 STORM WARNING (472)       53  51  3 51.0  17-19 MEOW MIX (466)            3  1 0
18/17 THE GUARDIANS (243)       96  93  1 50.8  18-13*KILL AT WILL (491)        3  2 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      112 112  3 50.0  19/33 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       3  4 0
20/21*IRONIC TAILS (484)        17  17  4 50.0  20/34 THE GUARDIANS (243)       3  7 0
21/31*DREIH'S TRIBE (490)       10  10  0 50.0  21/10 I MAGI (133)              3  9 0
22/ 1*PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)      1   1  0 50.0  22/23*THE HARLOTS OF HEL (485)  3 12 0
23-20 FEVER PITCH (253)        132 135  4 49.4  23-24*CLIENTS (462)             2  0 0
24/30*SAUCY MONASTERY (487)     12  13  2 48.0  24/29*GERM WARFARE (494)        2  0 0
25/22 TROOPERS (271)            95 108 16 46.8  25/ 0*SPORTS (497)              2  1 0
26-23 TORMENTORS II (467)       59  71  4 45.4  26-21 TORMENTORS II (467)       2  8 0
27/24 BOOK OF STINK (364)       91 114  6 44.4  27/18 STORM WARNING (472)       2  8 0
28-26 OUTSIDERS (468)           13  17  2 43.3  28-27 TORMENTORS (239)          2  8 0
29/28 THE BLOODBANES (474)      31  44  1 41.3  29-31 OUTSIDERS (468)           1  0 0
30/29 SWORD OPERA (323)        361 518 13 41.1  30/30*PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)     1  1 0
31/33 KANO CLAN (106)          120 180  7 40.0  31/ 0 NAUGHTY NEIGHBORS (473)   1  1 0
32-32*LORD OF DARKNESS (493)     4   6  0 40.0  32-32 FEVER PITCH (253)         1  2 0
33/ 0 NAUGHTY NEIGHBORS (473)   25  41  8 37.9  33/26 THAT 70'S TEAM (476)      1  7 0
34/34 THAT 70'S TEAM (476)      18  32  1 36.0  34-20*LORD OF DARKNESS (493)    0  5 0
35/35*THE HARLOTS OF HEL (485)   7  23  0 23.3  35-35*SUNGOD (499)              0  3 0
36-36*SUNGOD (499)               0   3  0  0.0  36/ 0 TRANSGRESSORS (492)       0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     Hail Sunset!  Quicksilver here, reporting on turn 3 of the Manager on the Sands 
Competition.  Things began to heat up a little this turn as another manager, 
Sylvester F., notched a kill with his first victory, and yet another manager, C. 
Canary, bit the bullet on his challenge, biting off a little more than he could chew.  
Hopefully he'll be back this cycle, freshly resurrected!  Stik maintains his early 
lead with some aggressive challenging, and in our first manager vs. manager action, 
newcomer Youngblood dropped Sly in three!  Perhaps payback this cycle?  Will 
Mordraith show up for his bloodfeuders?  Who knows...watch and see!  Better yet, 
participate!  We've got lots of managers already in the arena but still on the 
sidelines.  Don't forget, there really are no rules except that you must announce 
your entry in the personals, and the first one to immortality wins the prize, five 
team sheets and a DA monster named after you for six months!  It's never too late to 
enter, as anybody can (and will) die at any time, and I expect to see the lead change 
fairly often over the next 10-15 turns, so let's get out there and compete in the 
Arena of Death!
     Here are the rundowns, with alliance info included.  If any is incorrect, let me 
know via personals!

1) Stik\Indy                                3-0-0  33 pts
2) Sylvester F.\Frothingslosh syndicate     1-1-1  33 pts
3) Papaiz\Indy                              2-1-0  27 pts
4) Dreihdenflahg\Vendetta Cartel            2-0-0  24 pts
5) Mordraith\Indy                           1-1-1  17 pts
6) Sensei Jan\Vendetta Cartel               2-1-0   7 pts
7) Youngblood\The Firm                      1-0-0   6 pts
8) Mr. Mojo\Indy                            1-1-0   5 pts
9) JE\Indy                                  0-2-0   2 pts
10) Mr. Twister\Indy                        0-1-0   1 pts
11) Sly\Indy                                0-1-0   1 pts

Also, Sly and JE NEED to announce their entry officially in the personals within the 
next two turns or they will be disqualified.  Gotta do it, people.  That is all, 
happy dueling, managers!

                                        Quicksilver

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 475): CIARAN of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 361): BIG RED of BIG COUNTRY (Wally the Wacko, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 480): PETE HARNISCH of BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 477): BAQA of ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 475): FOLIE HANNA of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 479): VIZZERDRIX of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 477): BAYUSHI KACHIKO of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 471): HOTTA WATTA of TOWNSVILLAINS (The Narrator, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 463): QUEUE of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 462): CARNIVOROUS CANARY of CARNAGE CANARIES (C. Canary, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 436): BLONDIE of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 427): ZAZU of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 184): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 413): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 362): LURCH of SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes"
                             Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 171): MICROSOFT of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 159): HAMP of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 311): EURO STEAMER of AS SEEN ON TV (Indimar Fallon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 136): ANDRO MEDA of FEARSOME LEGENDS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 354): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 475): HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 361): BIG COUNTRY (Wally the Wacko, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 480): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 477): ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 475): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 479): SOUL STRIPPERS II (Saucy Jack, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 477): none
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 471): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 463): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 462): MINISTRY OF SKA (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 436): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 427): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 184): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 413): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 362): SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes" Frothingslosh)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 171): INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 159): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 311): STRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 136): ROCKERS OF RAGE (Unforgiven, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 354): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 475): CIARAN of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
                            HELLRAISER of UNKNOWNS II (
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 479): DUNE of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
                          MX of THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 478): ZOT ZIPZIG of NIGHT TRAIN (Teet, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 477): BAYUSHI KACHIKO of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh)
                           TOTURI of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
                           NUTMEG of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 470): SIR VILE of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 462): BO PEEP of SHEPHERDS (Assurwhatever, mgr.)
                            MIMIC BLENNY of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 462): CARNIVOROUS CANARY of CARNAGE CANARIES (C. Canary, mgr.)
               (turn 461): STONE KILLER of NASTY MOB (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 426): HAR DI'HAR of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
                              GAR & BRILL of JUST BECAUSE (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 183): HOCKEY DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 159): HAMP of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 136): ANDRO MEDA of FEARSOME LEGENDS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
                               JARRAC of FREELANCERS (Jinx, mgr.)
                   (turn 135): EVE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Hail Sunset!  I'm back on top again for one turn before taking off for ADM.  I would 
like to thank my team mates and my manager for all their support and help.  would 
also like to thank the great managers here in Sunset who fielded great warriors turn 
after turn.  I would drop names, but there are too many to mention and you already 
know who you are.  I would like to give condolences to the team and manager of the 
Tormentors for slaying War.  I was looking for a easy win and wasn't looking for a 
kill.  I was running a standard Striker strategy of 10-10-7.  Well, I should cut this 
short and get ready for a little BF action, if my challenge goes thru, and throw some 
insults at the murderous vagabond who slew C. Canary for no reason.  The scum should 
be ready for a BF of the likes of which operas are written about.  Maybe I can get 
Madam Butterfly to compose it.  Take care to all and good luck to the next 
Duelmaster.

Carnivorous Canary

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of SUNSET!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Woof!  MINISTRY OF SKA were a bunch 
of dogs after SAUCY MONASTERY got through with 'em!  6th ain't so sweet as 1st!  Who 
can explain it?  Not you, not me, not DREIH'S TRIBE's opponents, after watching them 
shoot up the ranks from 15th to 4th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions 
who studied a judge...  TRIAL & ERROR moved up 14 places, to 19th.  Who can explain 
it?  Not you, not me, not THE GUARDIANS' opponents, after watching them shoot up the 
ranks from 34th to 20th.  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough 
opponents.  Well don't look at I MAGI, cause they dropped by 11.  It seems so 
recently people were saying CARNAGE CANARIES was washed up, finished.  But 4-1-0 
moved them up 1.  I guess they're washed no more...  A team with purpose!  A team 
with the skill to back up their boasts!  Getting a 2-1-0 their first time out is 
SPORTS.  What's with VOLLEYBALL?  It actually beat MINISTRY OF SKA's SKAZZ, and 
walked away with 20 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at SAUCY MONASTERY 
while they watched MOOK IN TRAINING clobber RIANNA.  She lost 16 points and got 
bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  SUNSET has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit 
back and get lazy.  He Bloodfeuded I MAGI's BAUMGARTEN (10-10-1), which should prove 
(ahem!) interesting.  BAUMGARTEN was reminded on the sands why CARNIVOROUS CANARY is 
Duelmaster.  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  The most avoided team 
was BLACKEST PRIDE.  In my day, no team with a 308-289-33 would scare me off!  What's 
the problem, TROOPERS?  What do people see in RAZOR MELODY?  His 4-3-2?  IRONIC TAILS 
ain't talkin', but he's got 51 points.  Maybe TRIAL & ERROR's JE is one of those guys 
who likes pain, or something.  That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up 
31 to STIK.  STIK must not been fighting well, cause he lost to JE of TRIAL & ERROR.  
Sometimes you just have a bad day where things get, um, mixed up.  Keep challenging 
up 27 points, NEVER, and I won't have to write about you much longer.  CHILDHOOD'S 
END always accepts those kind of challenges...  NEVER found one way to advance:  
challenging CHILDHOOD'S END and losing, but getting 4 points.  No brain, no pain.  I 
hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that BONSAI gets in.  He 
fights people like YOUNG BLOOD, 15 points below.  I thought BONSAI showed great skill 
and promise when he beat YOUNG BLOOD.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Warriors of SUNSET unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Sending a warrior 
to the Dark Arena reminds the others they'd better shape up.  Tough beans, LA 
MACHINE.  That's what a 12-16-0 gets you.  We all knew it had to happen sooner or 
later.  A warrior can't stick around with a 3-11-0, and TAO SIN easily took care of 
SPACE INVADERS.  Yeah, yeah, SUIGENERIS killed GLASS JOE, who was "too young to die." 
Well, he was a fighter, and that's what you have to face.  Someone told BAUMGARTEN 
that CARNAGE CANARIES never Bloodfeuded, that she'd have an easy kill.  Well, I'm 
sure whoever misled you is right sorry.  LUGO BELOSKI was plum wore out after KITTY 
CHOWDER pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud.  SWORD OPERA'll have to get a little better 
before going after KITTY CHOWDER again!  HELL CAT larned his lesson (RAZOR MELODY 
taught it well), and we right likely won't be seein' 'im fight any IRONIC TAILS 
members with the same gusto.  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, places 
to go...   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  The 
end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARNAL 5388                  16  11  0   114       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SICKLE 5331                  13   8  1   115       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
 POTOMACC 5489                12   4  0   110       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-BODDINGTON'S 5035            16   9  0   108       REAL BEER (424)
-CLAW 5337                    15   5  1   106       MEOW MIX (466)
-DESTROY 5383                 10  10  1   101       TORMENTORS II (467)
 STINKALOGICAL 5409           16   8  1    99       BOOK OF STINK (364)
-VEG-O-MATIC 5650             19  12  1    98       TRANSGRESSORS (492)
-THE VILLAIN 5394             13   7  0    98       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
 THAT! 5272                    7   1  1    96       REAL BEER (424)
 SANTO STINKO 5400            18   7  0    92       BOOK OF STINK (364)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JADE 4624                    12  11  0    90       I MAGI (133)
 TSUNAMI 5470                 11   2  0    88       STORM WARNING (472)
 ADAM AND STINK 3999          23  17  1    87       BOOK OF STINK (364)
-THE BUTCHER 5374              9   2  0    87       NASTY MOB (456)
 SARA DIVINE 5364             19  12  1    86       SWORD OPERA (323)
-FANCY FEAST 5306             12   3  0    86       MEOW MIX (466)
 BUNNY THUMPER 4007           17  18  0    81       THE GUARDIANS (243)
-WILD THING 5649              16  15  1    80       TRANSGRESSORS (492)
-GRIM 3580                    12  16  1    74       TORMENTORS (239)
 MONSOON 5407                 12   9  1    74       STORM WARNING (472)
 BAUMGARTEN 4670              10  10  1    74       I MAGI (133)
 GALE FORCE 5418               9  10  0    74       STORM WARNING (472)
-GINA TAILIA 4817              7   3  0    71       FEVER PITCH (253)
-BASS 5262                     6   0  1    71       REAL BEER (424)
 HURRICANE 5404                9  12  1    70       STORM WARNING (472)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STINKACOST 5408              12  12  3    65       BOOK OF STINK (364)
 I ATE A PUTY TAT 1512        11   9  0    64       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
-COMPACTOR 5647                7   7  2    61       TRANSGRESSORS (492)
 GLIMMOR 5503                 10   5  0    60       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-THE ANGEL 5325                6   3  2    59       OUTSIDERS (468)
 PRIME SLIME 5522              5   2  0    59       TROOPERS (271)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KITTY CHOWDER 5466           10   7  1    56       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 RUDI JAMOS 5428              11   9  0    54       SWORD OPERA (323)
 SONJA BLOODBANE 5474         11   5  0    54       THE BLOODBANES (474)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAINE COON CAT 5358           6   8  0    51       MEOW MIX (466)
 RAZOR MELODY 5577             4   3  2    51       IRONIC TAILS (484)
 TAISHO 5485                  12   4  1    49       YAKUZA (475)
 ORIGINAL STINK 4244           7  24  0    49       BOOK OF STINK (364)
 UGLY FOG 5414                10  10  0    44       STORM WARNING (472)
 BELL BOTTOMS 5493             7   7  0    43       THAT 70'S TEAM (476)
-BRAND 5322                    5   7  0    42       OUTSIDERS (468)
 KAMI 5521                     9   4  0    40       YAKUZA (475)
 DRUNK MOOSE 5451              6   5  1    39       TROOPERS (271)
-NO-FEAR 5507                  4   4  0    39       TORMENTORS II (467)
 SUIGENERIS 5545               4   1  1    38       TROOPERS (271)
 PAPAIZ 5615                   3   1  0    35       WAR MACHINE (489)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHILDHOOD'S END 4911          6   0  0    33       THE GUARDIANS (243)
 TAO SIN 5602                  4   1  1    33       SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
 STELLA ARTOIS 5560            4   1  0    33       REAL BEER (424)
-SYLVESTER F. 5620             1   1  1    33       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
-SKULL STROKER 5590            3   2  0    32       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
 DREIHDENFLAHG 5679            3   0  0    32       DREIH'S TRIBE (490)
 MIRANDA GRACE 5552            4   5  0    30       SWORD OPERA (323)
-BEORN 5044                    3   4  0    30       I MAGI (133)
 PHILLIPA 5432                 7   5  2    28       NAUGHTY NEIGHBORS (473)
-AMR 5269                      4   1  0    28       CLIENTS (462)
 BONSAI 5677                   2   0  0    28       YAKUZA (475)
-EMMA 5435                     6   8  1    27       NAUGHTY NEIGHBORS (473)
 SIMON BLOODBANE 5490          6   8  1    27       THE BLOODBANES (474)
-TVEDEN 4961                   5   4  0    26       I MAGI (133)
 MOOK IN TRAINING 5601         2   3  0    25       SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
 BRICK 5622                    2   2  0    25       DREIH'S TRIBE (490)
 AMOEBA BAKER 5663             2   0  0    25       GERM WARFARE (494)
 JE 5634                       1   2  0    25       TRIAL & ERROR (408)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUCY 4523                     2   0  0    23       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 TERRE HAUTE 4522              6   3  0    22       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 LUGO BELOSKI 5566             4   4  1    22       SWORD OPERA (323)
 QIN SHI 5598                  2   3  0    22       SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
 SHERMAN 5612                  3   1  0    21       WAR MACHINE (489)
 SOLOMON BLOODBANE 5475        4   8  0    20       THE BLOODBANES (474)
 HELL CAT 5613                 2   2  1    20       WAR MACHINE (489)
 VOLLEYBALL 5691               1   0  0    20       SPORTS (497)
 HOODLUM 5533                  4   3  0    19       TROOPERS (271)
 KITTEN FRICASEE 5673          2   1  0    19       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 OX 5624                       1   3  0    19       DREIH'S TRIBE (490)
 SPIDER 5625                   3   1  0    18       DREIH'S TRIBE (490)
-LITTLE FUJIKO 5630            2   0  0    18       KILL AT WILL (491)
-MOMORO WA 5514                5   1  0    17       KANO CLAN (106)
 PINEAPPLE HEAD 5644           3   1  1    17       IRONIC TAILS (484)
-MORDRAITH 5631                1   1  1    17       KILL AT WILL (491)
-KURUWA 5531                   4   4  0    16       YAKUZA (475)
 PANTHER 5611                  2   2  0    16       WAR MACHINE (489)
-METARU YONA 5350              4   2  0    15       KANO CLAN (106)
 GENERAL TSO 5680              3   0  1    15       SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
-SMILE LIKE DOG 5628           2   0  0    15       KILL AT WILL (491)
 ONE MAN SWARM 5575            3   4  1    14       IRONIC TAILS (484)
-MINAMI KAZE 5164              3   3  0    14       KANO CLAN (106)
-TANK 5541                     2   2  0    14       TORMENTORS II (467)
 MR. TWISTER 5716              1   1  0    14       IRONIC TAILS (484)
-VICTORY 5540                  0   4  0    14       TORMENTORS (239)
-BONE COLLECTOR 5715           1   0  0    13       TORMENTORS (239)
 TYRELA 5589                   3   3  0    12       THE HARLOTS OF HEL (485)
 SENSEI JAN 5619               3   1  0    12       YAKUZA (475)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STIK 5641                     3   1  0    12       THE BLOODBANES (474)
 MUSHIKU BO 5713               2   0  0    12       KANO CLAN (106)
 HOEGARDEN 5554                1   4  0    12       REAL BEER (424)
 SLEEPING GIANT 5728           1   0  0    12       THE GUARDIANS (243)
 SWIMMING 5693                 1   0  0    12       SPORTS (497)
-SS-FRAU 5431                  2   4  1    11       NAUGHTY NEIGHBORS (473)
-PORK RIND 5480                3   1  0    10       FEVER PITCH (253)
 MATSUDA KAO 5712              2   0  0    10       KANO CLAN (106)
 SKAZZ 5681                    2   1  1     8       MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
 SKASMONAUT 5683               2   1  0     8       MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
 SI-SHREE 5587                 1   5  0     8       THE HARLOTS OF HEL (485)
 NEVER 5633                    1   2  0     8       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 ZERO COOL 5685                2   1  0     7       MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
 LEOPARD 5614                  1   3  0     7       WAR MACHINE (489)
 ROCKET SCIENTIST 5658         1   2  0     7       DREIH'S TRIBE (490)
-WITCH 5580                    0   3  0     7       TORMENTORS (239)
 OLGA 5731                     1   0  0     6       THE HARLOTS OF HEL (485)
 TICKER 5639                   1   3  0     6       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-MR. MOJO 5654                 1   1  0     5       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
 PERSIANA JONES 5682           1   2  0     5       MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
 RIANNA 5674                   1   2  0     5       THE HARLOTS OF HEL (485)
 VEIL DANCER 5719              0   2  0     5       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 SONG LI 5718                  1   1  0     4       SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
-ROTHGAR 5653                  1   1  0     4       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
 YOUNG BLOOD 5723              1   1  0     4       PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)
-ALONE IN THE DARK 5655        1   1  0     4       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 5720         1   1  0     4       THE BLOODBANES (474)
-GRAVITY THIEF 5627            1   1  0     4       KILL AT WILL (491)
-TWINE 4524                    1   1  0     4       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
-QUAM MASTER 5652              1   1  0     4       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
 ALEXIS 5705                   1   1  0     4       THE HARLOTS OF HEL (485)
 MANON 5471                    0   3  0     3       NAUGHTY NEIGHBORS (473)
-IHURTU 5581                   0   3  0     3       TORMENTORS II (467)
-HARDSHIP 5656                 0   2  0     2       LORD OF DARKNESS (493)
-SLY 5714                      0   1  0     1       TORMENTORS II (467)
-OWNAGE 5709                   0   1  0     1       SUNGOD (499)
-ROCK SOLID 5707               0   1  0     1       SUNGOD (499)
 SOCCER 5689                   0   1  0     1       SPORTS (497)
 4:20 5730                     0   1  0     1       I MAGI (133)
-NO WAY 5678                   0   1  0     1       NASTY MOB (456)
 ACE 5732                      0   1  0     1       SWORD OPERA (323)
-JOLT 5717                     0   1  0     1       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SINN BLOODBANE 5642    1  1 0 THE BLOODBANES 474    MORDRAITH 5631        461         
THIS SUCKS 5729        0  1 0 CARNAGE CANARIES 147  QUICKSILVER 406       463 NONE    
SERIAL CAT KILLE 5465  4 10 0 CARNAGE CANARIES 147  BAUMGARTEN 4670       460 JUST REV
C. CANARY 5635         1  2 0 CARNAGE CANARIES 147  LUGO BELOSKI 5566     462 JUST REV
LIQUID STEEL 5623      0  1 0 DREIH'S TRIBE 490     ONE MAN SWARM 5575    460 JUST REV
SLOSH ME! 5727         0  1 0 THE GUARDIANS 243     STONE GOLEM 413       463 NONE    
SRAG'S SISTER 5726     0  1 0 THE GUARDIANS 243     ARENAMASTER HARTH 410 463 NONE    
TRISTA 5610            0  3 0 THE HARLOTS OF HE 485 SKAZZ 5681            461         
SHEELA 5706            0  1 0 THE HARLOTS OF HE 485 GENERAL TSO 5680      462         
GLASS JOE 5579         4  3 0 IRONIC TAILS 484      SUIGENERIS 5545       463         
TERROR DELIGHT 5576    1  2 0 IRONIC TAILS 484      EQUALIZER 5450        459 REVENGED
MR. TWISTER 5643       0  1 0 IRONIC TAILS 484      HELL CAT 5613         460 JUST REV
SPACE SKADET 5684      1  2 0 MINISTRY OF SKA 496   PINEAPPLE HEAD 5644   463         
SPACE INVADERS 5494    3 11 0 THAT 70'S TEAM 476    TAO SIN 5602          463         
DISCO 5491             5  8 1 THAT 70'S TEAM 476    SYLVESTER F. 5620     462         
WAR 5369              11 11 0 TORMENTORS 239        CARNIVOROUS CANA 1509 462 NONE    
NIGHTMARE 5370        13  8 0 TORMENTORS 239        SICKLE 5331           461         

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
LA MACHINE 5648       12 17 0 TRANSGRESSORS 492     DARK CHAMPION 411     463 NONE    
CREAM PUFF FURY 5646   2  3 0 TRANSGRESSORS 492     BLACK ORC 407         463 NONE    
WOODSMEN 5686          0  2 0 TROOPERS 271          DARK CHAMPION 411     463 NONE    
EQUALIZER 5450         4  5 1 TROOPERS 271          RAZOR MELODY 5577     460         
SHIKKEN 5520           7  3 0 YAKUZA 475            THAT! 5272            460         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sylvester -- Good. -- Slaughter Priest

Stik -- If you have time to run another team, how about starting your own and leaving 
mine to me until I ask for advice?  I'd appreciate it.  (Besides, I'm fond of my 
losers and there's another option...) -- Slaughter Priest

Jorja/Nick/Sword Opera -- No disrespect intended to you on; Potomacc's personal to 
the Sickness, it was more just to give him some crap.  You don't need to remind me 
that you're competitive, I've racked up plenty of losses to you over the years (and 
I'm still PO'd about you killing my size 21 godling in Jhelum! ;)), and you do just 
as well with a good rollup as anyone.  But you yourself admit you run everything and 
make very few strat changes or challenges/avoids, and that usually puts you at a 
decided disadvantage, especially when someone challenges you as the Sickness did.  
Believe me, few things in this game give me greater joy than to see a good PR kick 
some ass all the way to graduation, and I wish Sara Divine well, except of course 
against my guys!  Hmm, she looks ready for a challenge.... -- Stik

Adam and Stink -- Aahh, just like old times.... -- Carnal, lighting another one up

The Villain -- Payback, baby! -- Potomacc (pronounced like the river, by the way.  No 
potatoes or mac n' cheese involved, thanks...)

Maine Coon Cat -- Nice comeback, that strength train worked wonders for you! -- Sonja 
Bloodbane

Space Invaders -- What can I say really, except thanks a whole helluva lot! -- Stik, 
MOTS leader and raker in of skills!  Yeehaw!

Papaiz -- I can see you might present a problem... -- Stik

Mordraith -- Sitting out already?  Don't tell me the "Natural Born Killer" is ducking 
the bloodfeud?  Tourney timing already?  Come out and take your medicine like a man. 
-- The Bloodbanes

Grim -- I hurt all over, but I thank you for the learns! -- Glimmor

Lord Protector Carnivorous Canary -- Congrats and good riddance to you! -- Grim 
Fandango and The Bloodbanes

C. Canary -- First MOTS casualty, I see.  At least you've got a couple rollups to 
choose from to get back into it! -- Stik

Klep -- That's no excuse!  DA that giant AB disaster you're trying to salvage and get 
in the ring! -- Stik

Ministry of Ska -- Another excellent turn for you, I see.  I noticed all kinds of 
"Ska" related teams popping up all over Alastari suddenly.  Care to reveal yourself?  
I'm most curious... -- Stik

Sungod -- Gonna try your luck in the Arena of Death?  Welcome and good luck! -- Stik

Stik -- I did you a favor then?  Heh. My apologies for missing your first challenge I 
was busy with other affairs.  I'll be more than happy to give you a thrashing this 
week.  As far as big talk, my statements of the truth may seem like bragging to 
lesser people such as yourself, but I dare you to prove them false. -- Mordraith

Sluggo -- Don't take any wooden nickles... -- Mordraith

Quicksilver -- Consider my stellar beginning an official announcement to enter the 
MOTS contest. -- JE

Stik -- I'm glad you liked S.C.K.  Anything I can do to help a bud out, you know.  
It's only fair since I got so many wins against your Bloodbones. -- C. Canary

Tormentors -- Oops!  Sorry about that.  Was only looking for an easy win, not to 
kill.  Good luck to you. -- C. Canary

Sword Opera -- Thanx for sending Lugo in and killing my 60 skill base lunger.  That 
sucks.  Good fight though. -- C. Canary

Brick -- Good fight.  I hope for a rematch. -- C. Canary

Original Stink -- Good fight for a wiley veteran. -- C. Canary

All -- Again with the loss of life.  You guys are killing me -- literally.  Do you 
want me out of here or what? -- Sluggo

Mgr. Real Beer -- How about a Bell's Oberon?  Tasty and deadly. -- Sluggo

AMR -- What was I thinking? -- Si-Shree

Stone Killer -- Well done!  But I'm grateful I'm not a stone. -- Sara Divine

JE -- Is that pronounced "gee"?  Whatever were you thinking of? -- Miranda Grace

Ghost of C. Canary -- Drat, that's worse than having a dead duck on hand.  I wasn't 
going out of my way to kill you, bird boy, and don't forget, it was your challenge.  
But I'll be here for the bloodfeud. -- Lugo Beloski

Hell Cat -- You're a GUY?  I would never have expected that. -- Rudi Jamos
P.S.  If you'd been female, you might have been more fearsome, you know.

Tyrela -- (sigh)  Thank you.  But I did know, if not fully realize, the risks I was 
taking when I first stepped out on the sands. -- Miranda Grace

26 July 2003
     Citizens of Alastari, a bright dawn has risen.  While you slept, a pernicious
force has entered the once-fair City of Aruak.  It fought alongside their treasured
warriors, it drank with their fans, and it slept with their women.  Now the masks are
coming off.
     Warriors, be afraid...be very afraid.  After years of Andorian managers ranting
that Aruak is the safest city in Alastari, the Frothingslosh Syndicate has selected
Aruak City as the home for its next epic 'contest'--Murder by Numbers II.  Our spies
have selected the warriors for extermination, and the executioners have had several
months to prepare.  Now a new age of darkness will descend upon Aruak, as the
Syndicate and its allies bring an entirely new level of competition to the arena!
Downchallenges!  Assassinations!  Small poodles as hors d'oeuvres!
     The Murder by Numbers II 'rules' will be announced next cycle.  However, we
invite all managers, from all corners of Alastari, to come to Aruak City and take
part...in one way or another.  Help defend the honor of a long heralded haven for the
pure, or join the forces of change in their siege of the ice-cream and cake
stronghold of the Dukes of Nerf-Dueling!
     This exercise is not for either the faint of heart or the weak willed.  Blood
will flow, brains will leak, and beer will be chugged.  Either way, we welcome you
with open arms and gleaming blades.
     This public service announcement has been brought to you by Frothingslosh Epic
Contests (tm), the number 86, and the letter 'K'.

The Frothingslosh Syndicate

29 July 2003
           *     *     *     *The Third Annual Turf War*     *     *     *
     Yes, it's time again for alliances to go to war!  TW3 will be held in DM 47
(North Fork) at a date to be  specified later--right after Crip's Incomprehensible
Contest is over...but I'm sure everyone wants to get their teams there soon!  Here
are the rules:

1.  Each alliance must have a leader declare the arrival of his alliance.  The leader
    will be responsible for verifying any and all teams/managers who declare to the
    alliance he/she is leading.
2.  Each manager, team declaring for the contest must have approval of the leader,
    donate one Roll-up Certificate ($5) to the prize pot (send it to me by diplo, by
    snail, or a note to customer service), and declare his/her team by diplo, p-ad or
    snail.
3.  Each team may declare one warrior as champion.  All points scored by a champ are
    double!
4.  Prizes are as follows (mostly...there WILL be some things added as the prize pot
    grows with entry donations--this list is not final!)
    *  Highest scoring alliance -- Rename Arena 47 for a period of 6 months, one half
       of the total prize pot donated; roll-up certs.
    *  The Alliance with the most returns from the DA will get to re-name the DA
       monsters for a period of 6 months.
    *  The alliance with the most warriors listed as style masters will get to pick
       the Alastari city/arena to host the next Grand Tournament.
    *  The warrior with the most front page honors/awards will have the Arenamaster
       named after him for a period of 6 months.
    *  The Alliance with the most front page Honors/Awards will have the honor of
        picking the *slow* arena to host the Fifth Annual Turf War.
    *  The team with the most listings as Style Master will find out the favorites of
       one of their warriors.
    *  The warrior with the most listings as Style Master will fight at my expense
       for five turns (I will transfer to the manager's account).
    *  The Alliance with the most kills will be able to re-name the stand-in warriors
       for a period of 6 months.
    *  The warrior that scores the most total points will fight at my expense for 5
       turns (I will transfer $7.50 to the manager's account).
    *  The team that scores the most total points will receive an extra share of
       roll-up certs from the prize pot.
     There may be more categories to come, and the prize pot still has to be
divided...I'm open to category/prize ideas--and further donations to the prize pot.
     The contest will run for *TEN* turns; prizes will be awarded at the end of the
11th turn.
     Scoring will be as follows:
* 5 points per fight, doubled for each of the following conditions met:
     -- Two Alliance     -- Champion
     -- Challenge        -- Two Champions
     -- Bloodfeud        -- Challenger losing
     -- Kill
     (Note:  DA losses are exempt, but DA wins will be *tripled*!!!  Ex:  Happy
Slasher goes to the DA and dies, no points are lost.  If he wins, his team scores 60
points!  If he was a champ, he scores 120 points!)
     Use the following chart to calculate scores:
Conditions Met:       0     1     2     3     4     5     6     7
Points Per Fight:     5    10    20    40    80   160   320   640
* Awards/Honors and Style Masters will each be awarded points also.  Find the total
number of each (do note add Awards and Style Masters together) and consult the graph
below.  Champs that score an award or style master count as two.
     1 --   5      7 --  320
     2 --  10      8 --  640
     3 --  20      9 -- 1280
     4 --  40     10 -- 2560
     5 --  80     11 -- 5280
     6 -- 100     (x2 for each extra)
Note -- These categories *count as "triple"*--they will be figured for each team,
*AND* again for each alliance *as well as* for each warrior!
*  Each and every mention in the Spy Report is worth 5 points...period.
*  TVs will be scored on the same scale as Awards/Style Masters, but the total points
will be x10.  TC's will be scored as TV's, but x10 more.
Number of TV/TC's          Points Scored (TV/TC)
     1      50/ 500
     2     100/1000
     3     200/2000
     4     400/4000
     +     x2/ x2 (for each extra)
     Each alliance will start with 5000 points, scores for *fights* will be added to
the winner's total *AND* deducted from the losers.
     Come  one and all, defend your turf and the honor of your alliance...or your
own!
                    Asmo Dius, TCB
                    Arenas, DM 47, DM 73

1 August 2003
     Assurnasirbanipal invites you to Talcama to participate in the third BATTLE
ROYAL contest.  It is a Delarquan contest so brutal that even some of Talcama's most
notable managers will refuse to participate.  The rules are simpler than any other
contest:  You may not avoid any other contest team.  There are no silly rules for who
can and can't compete.  Any team in Talcama is eligible to compete.  The scoring is
also quite simple (+1 for a win, +1 for a kill (+1 for the win), -1 for a loss) and
the first team to reach 25 points is the winner.
     Scoring will be live--the results for the turn posted in the newsletter.  The
winner will be able to fight their contest team in Talcama for free for 6 months but
more importantly will win a contest against some of the best managers who play the
game in one of the hardest contests in the game.
     First turn for BATTLE ROYAL 3 is Talcama Turn 465, which is due August 30.

19 August 2003
     Citizens of Ghea (only the ignorant fail to note Lirith Kai is not in Alastari), 
no new day is rising, but the sun is setting on just another beautiful evening.  
While you were sleeping, an irksome rabble has entered the always fair Aruak City.  
Of course they fought alongside our warriors, most not so treasured, as all 
gladiators do.  They drank with themselves, and slept with themselves.  Whether they 
had masks, who cares.
     Warriors, don't be afraid.  For years Aruak has been one of the safest cities in 
Ghea, and that custom has been continually cultivated, and will continue to be by 
those who have called it home for years and those who live, fight, and die by the 
same ethics.  There is no contest, nor has there ever needed to be one for many 
years.  A conflict of personalities has arisen, and the city has been 'invaded' by 
pests.
     Any rules that are annouced will be purely for the joy of the lemmings' own 
little world.  Those who are being targeted have no interest in participating except 
to defend the integrity of an arena that is different from others.  Whether you 
choose to come to Aruak, do it for your own reasons, not theirs.
    Competing in Aruak City has never been for the faint of heart or the weak willed.  
Combat is combat, wherever you go.  Blood will flow as always, and now many innocents 
will be caught in the middle, but those who defend Aruak's traditions never target 
those who bring respect of Aruaki customs with them to our home.
    So ignore the private ranting announcement brought by the stuporous 
Frothingsloshers.  If you choose Aruak City, do not choose it for an unsanctioned and 
bogus 'contest', choose it for the tradition.  Choose it because Aruak is different.

Defenders of Aruak

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LA MACHINE was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CREAM PUFF FURY was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
WOODSMEN was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SLOSH ME! was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
THIS SUCKS was viciously butchered by QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
SRAG'S SISTER was assassinated by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY devastated BAUMGARTEN in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
RAZOR MELODY overpowered HELL CAT in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
KITTY CHOWDER devastated LUGO BELOSKI in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud competition.
DREIHDENFLAHG vanquished ONE MAN SWARM in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
CARNAL overpowered SARA DIVINE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title duel.
TSUNAMI overpowered BUNNY THUMPER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THAT! viciously subdued ADAM AND STINK in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge bout.
GLIMMOR subdued ORIGINAL STINK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition.
I ATE A PUTY TAT viciously subdued TAISHO in a 4 minute brutal Challenge battle.
SIMON BLOODBANE was viciously subdued by PAPAIZ in a 2 minute bloody Challenge bout.
AMOEBA BAKER overcame SOLOMON BLOODBANE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
TYRELA was overpowered by STELLA ARTOIS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
MR. TWISTER handily defeated SI-SHREE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
JE bested STIK in a 2 minute novice's Challenge brawl.
NEVER was savagely defeated by CHILDHOOD'S END in a 3 minute brutal Challenge match.
SENSEI JAN outlasted ALEXIS in a unpopular 12 minute novice's Challenge match.
LEOPARD was bested by SPIDER in a popular 1 minute novice's Challenge contest.
BONSAI vanquished YOUNG BLOOD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TAO SIN easily killed SPACE INVADERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PANTHER devastated TICKER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
KITTEN FRICASEE overpowered SYRANO BLOODBANE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
POTOMACC savagely defeated GALE FORCE in a 3 minute gory expert's fight.
SANTO STINKO overpowered HURRICANE in a 1 minute uneven match.
MONSOON was overpowered by STINKALOGICAL in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SONJA BLOODBANE overcame BELL BOTTOMS in a 2 minute bout.
STINKACOST handily defeated UGLY FOG in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
KAMI was defeated by RUDI JAMOS in a 2 minute duel.
PRIME SLIME handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 6 minute one-sided fight.
DRUNK MOOSE was subdued by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 4 minute gory fight.
PHILLIPA savagely defeated HOEGARDEN in a 2 minute gory bout.
SUIGENERIS viciously butchered GLASS JOE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome match.
HOODLUM was defeated by MIRANDA GRACE in a 1 minute struggle.
TERRE HAUTE luckily beat VEIL DANCER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal match.
PINEAPPLE HEAD easily killed SPACE SKADET in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OX subdued SKASMONAUT in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
ROCKET SCIENTIST was viciously subdued by QIN SHI in a 3 minute novice's bout.
BRICK handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHERMAN vanquished ZERO COOL in a 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
RIANNA was vanquished by MOOK IN TRAINING in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
GENERAL TSO savagely defeated SOCCER in a 2 minute bloody beginner's conflict.
SKAZZ was overpowered by VOLLEYBALL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PERSIANA JONES was handily defeated by SWIMMING in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
MANON was subdued by MATSUDA KAO in a exciting 5 minute novice's match.
MUSHIKU BO defeated 4:20 in a 1 minute novice's duel.
SONG LI was luckily beaten by SLEEPING GIANT in a 1 minute novice's fray.
OLGA subdued ACE in a 2 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         WALL OF STEEL     57 -  42 -  2      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         LUNGING ATTACK   106 - 103 -  9      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         SLASHING ATTACK   45 -  46 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         STRIKING ATTACK   59 -  61 -  6      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  34 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     28 -  35 -  1      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  16 -  0      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  15 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  38 -  2      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW        24 -  43 -  2      36  |

Turn 463 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  9         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  5         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  5     AIMED BLOW         4 -  6         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  9     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  6         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  CARNAL 5388                16  11  0  114 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
WALL OF STEEL    POTOMACC 5489              12   4  0  110 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
LUNGING ATTACK   STINKALOGICAL 5409         16   8  1   99 BOOK OF STINK (364)
BASHING ATTACK   THAT! 5272                  7   1  1   96 REAL BEER (424)
TOTAL PARRY      ADAM AND STINK 3999        23  17  1   87 BOOK OF STINK (364)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARA DIVINE 5364           19  12  1   86 SWORD OPERA (323)
STRIKING ATTACK  MONSOON 5407               12   9  1   74 STORM WARNING (472)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MONSOON 5407.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SUIGENERIS 5545.  The ten other most popular fighters were THAT! 5272, VEIL 
DANCER 5719, QIN SHI 5598, MANON 5471, STINKACOST 5408, RUDI JAMOS 5428, DRUNK MOOSE 
5451, PHILLIPA 5432, PAPAIZ 5615, and CHILDHOOD'S END 4911.

The least popular fighter this week was ALEXIS 5705.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ACE 5732, MATSUDA KAO 5712, PERSIANA JONES 5682, SKAZZ 5681, RIANNA 
5674, ZERO COOL 5685, SPACE SKADET 5684, TERRE HAUTE 4522, KAMI 5521, and HURRICANE 
5404.

The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:

CARNIVOROUS CANARY (21-1509) CARNAGE CANARIES (147)