DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/18/2004 Duedate: 03/02/2004
SUNSET ARENA
DM-21 TURN-476
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GLIMMOR
GRIM FANDANGO (454)
(21-5503) [19-8-0,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GLIMMOR I SEE SOUNDS
GRIM FANDANGO (454) COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
(21-5503) [19-8-0,112] (21-5704) [5-0-0,46]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MAINE COON CAT POISON BEAK
MEOW MIX (466) CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
(21-5358) [10-11-0,55] (21-5827) [2-3-0,27]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BLACKEST PRIDE (71) 47
2. GRIM FANDANGO (454) 45 MEOW MIX (466)
3. CARNAGE CANARIES (147) 37 Unchartered Team
4. MEOW MIX (466) 26
5. IRONIC TAILS (484) 23 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 3*COSMIC FREAK OUT (498) 15 8 0 65.2 1/ 2*COSMIC FREAK OUT (498) 11 4 0
2/ 2 MEOW MIX (466) 63 38 1 62.4 2/ 5 MINISTRY OF SKA (496) 10 5 0
3/ 0 PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500) 6 4 0 60.0 3/ 1 SONS OF SATAN (20) 9 6 1
4/ 5 MINISTRY OF SKA (496) 40 32 4 55.6 4/ 9 CARNAGE CANARIES (147) 8 7 0
5/ 4 YAKUZA (475) 76 61 2 55.5 5/ 3 GRIM FANDANGO (454) 8 7 0
6/ 6 SONS OF SATAN (20) 254 211 33 54.6 6/14 BLACKEST PRIDE (71) 7 3 0
7/ 7 NASTY MOB (456) 62 53 3 53.9 7/ 7 NASTY MOB (456) 6 3 0
8/ 8 I MAGI (133) 315 277 20 53.2 8/10 IRONIC TAILS (484) 6 9 1
9/11 CARNAGE CANARIES (147) 87 80 9 52.1 9/ 4 YAKUZA (475) 6 9 0
10/ 9 BLACKEST PRIDE (71) 329 303 33 52.1 10/11 THE BLOODBANES (474) 5 1 0
11/10 STORM WARNING (472) 80 74 4 51.9 11/12 RAGE (501) 5 7 0
12/12 GRIM FANDANGO (454) 143 143 4 50.0 12/ 6 SWORD OPERA (323) 5 10 1
13/15 THE BLOODBANES (474) 52 52 1 50.0 13/16 MEOW MIX (466) 4 1 0
14/ 1*FIZBANS FOLLIES (471) 1 1 0 50.0 14/ 8 STORM WARNING (472) 4 7 0
15/13 TRANSGRESSORS (492) 98 100 5 49.5 15/20 I MAGI (133) 2 1 0
16-14 FEVER PITCH (253) 133 136 4 49.4 16/17 THAT 70'S TEAM (476) 2 2 0
17/16 RAGE (501) 38 40 2 48.7 17-18*AIR ATTACK (502) 2 2 0
18-17 BOOK OF STINK (364) 118 140 6 45.7 18/13 TRANSGRESSORS (492) 2 9 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/18 IRONIC TAILS (484) 44 55 5 44.4 19/19*FIZBANS FOLLIES (471) 1 1 0
20-19*AIR ATTACK (502) 8 10 1 44.4 20-21 FEVER PITCH (253) 1 1 0
21/20 SWORD OPERA (323) 387 557 15 41.0 21-15 BOOK OF STINK (364) 1 4 0
22/21 KANO CLAN (106) 131 195 7 40.2 22/22 KANO CLAN (106) 0 6 0
23/22 THAT 70'S TEAM (476) 25 41 1 37.9 23-23 DIRTY SOUTH (465) 0 5 0
24-23 DIRTY SOUTH (465) 14 27 3 34.1 24/ 0 PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
What are ya'll starin' at, ya limey FREAKS!?!??!!!!!
Oh yeah, uh....waiting for the MOTs update I suppose...<ahem>....on with the
show then!!
Quicksilver here, none other than, none are better than, that is!! Takin' a
look at the goin's on in this here little contest we've got brewin!!
Manager on the Sands, they call it, MOTS I say!! Any manager that wants to
participate names a new warrior on his/her/its stable after themselves and throws
them into the fray!! First warrior to make it to graduation wins the prize, five
spankin' new team rollups and a DA monster named after them for six months! Now that
that's outa the way, what's shakin' in "Ye Old Arena" here!
Mr. Twister holds on to his tenuous lead despite failing to bounce back after
his title bout loss, getting trounced on his challenge, ouch!! Our illustrious host,
Sylvester F., took the turn off after reappearing last cycle, what's up with that,
Sly?? Don't rest on those laurels too long! Looking up from below are Rude Buddha
and Sensei Jan still hanging out in adepts. Old Rudy continues his climb with
another one-minute putdown while Sensei licks her wounds from a Son of Satan, risky
business messing with the devil (or any relation thereof!). Klep takes the turn off
while Damion starts his climb up the ladder with an aggressive challenge, keep'em
coming! Slaughter Priest and C. Canary still bringin' up the rear, holding the inits
down with a coupla losses, heh heh! Without further smartass comment, here are the
rankings:
1) Mr. Twister/Indy 10-4-0 86 pts
2) Sylvester F./Frothingsloshers 5-3-1 74 pts
3) Rude Buddha/Indy 6-3-0 49 pts
4) Klep/Indy 4-3-0 46 pts
5) Sensei Jan/VC 10-6-0 42 pts
6) Damion/Indy 3-0-0 30 pts
7) C. Canary/Indy 4-6-0 20 pts
8) Slaughter Priest/Indy 4-3-0 17 pts
That is all she wrote for this turn, good duelin' to ya!!
Quicksilver
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 489): FACELESS of THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 374): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 494): DREUBRA of THE BALROGS (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 490): MARCH MADNESS of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 489): DERBIE FOYLE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 493): MEDUSA of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 490): RED NO. 40 of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 485): AERYN SUN of FARSCAPE (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 476): CADEX CFM of THE BIKE SHOP (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 475): TAISHO of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 449): TARGEN of IRON TIGERS (Jinx, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 440): NUTCRACKER of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 191): ZOOLANDER of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 427): PROBLEMATIC of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 375): TSOMEGH of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 178): RUBBER BULLET of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 166): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 325): HOLLY MACKEREL of FISH MONGERS (Ghoti, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 143): 2 PHAT TOO of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 368): LARGE SPINNY GUY of DIABLO TOO from TI (The Muffin Man)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 489): THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 374): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 494): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 490): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 489): THE TAKEN (Silver Stroke, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 493): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 490): SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 485): SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 476): none
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 475): SONS OF SATAN (Damion, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 449): BLITZKRIEG (Polarius, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 440): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 191): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 427): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 375): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 178): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 166): THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 325): THE DEN OF SWORDS (TMoney, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 143): EPOCHOLYPSE (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 368): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 488): MURGEN of THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.)
MUMPHY CHICK of LEGENDS OF STEELE (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 493): THOR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 489): G.A. CUSTER of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 493): DELAPP of NIGHT TRAIN (BPR, mgr.)
(turn 492): DARK THUNDER of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 490): RED NO. 40 of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 485): AERYN SUN of FARSCAPE (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
(turn 484): SHYLAYLA MINOR of PRAETORIAN GUARD (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 476): HE HATE ME of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
PEON NECROMANCER of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
(turn 475): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 475): JADE of I MAGI (Street Legal, mgr.)
(turn 474): VEG-O-MATIC of TRANSGRESSORS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 191): ZOOLANDER of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 427): PROBLEMATIC of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 375): TSOMEGH of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 142): MISSY MAYHAM of ANGELS OF CHAOS (Lord Chaos, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly SUNSET games. Former top team SONS OF SATAN was
unseated this week as COSMIC FREAK OUT moved up from 2nd ranking to take the top spot
with a 4-1-0 record for the round. There were bitter words at SWORD OPERA's
guildhouse after a 0-5-0 showing this week which dropped the stable into 12th. Dark
Arena anyone? Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner! Witness
how this week BLACKEST PRIDE went 3-2-0 to move up 8 in the rankings. My praise to
CARNAGE CANARIES for their 4-1-0 week this time out. Indeed, it was a skillfully
fought round deserving of notice! I ATE A PUTY TAT caught the eye of many in the
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested ROGAN and was awarded 12 points in
recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, TIEN put down AGENT 99,
causing her to lose 8 points of recognition in the process. Who here was not present
for the title fight this week as GLIMMOR boldly challenged TAISHO in order to strive
for the Duelmasters honors? This time victory fell to the grasp of the usurper. All
hail GLIMMOR, Duelmaster of SUNSET! Informants "close" to the city champion have
told me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor. Watch out!
But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades
that is city SUNSET. My inside sources tell me that the team to beat in SUNSET these
days is NASTY MOB. At least, most blades in town are looking to avoid them. If you
didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find any of SONS OF
SATAN last week. Busy avoiding NASTY MOB? Loose talk at the arena has reached my
ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after BELL BOTTOMS.
Watch your back! JADE must really be harboring a grudge against the IRONIC TAILS
guild! Merciless, 21 challenged down MR. TWISTER points this week to duel with she.
All the city knows the duel went in favor of JADE. I shall not fail to spread the
word in other cities of this "mighty" victory. A match that raised a few eyebrows at
the games this week, it seems that SYLVESTER F. posted a challenge against the more
highly recognized PERSIANA JONES. The results, you ask? Well, the firebrand
SYLVESTER F. defeated PERSIANA JONES. Remember warriors, this is the discipline of
steel.
Vendettas. Bloodied blades and broken spears. Indeed the city has seen more
than its fair share of red in recent times. My hearty congratulations EMNITY, for
thy revenge upon LUGO BELOSKI, slayer of thy fallen comrade. Next time he will know
better, eh? Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms. One thing is
sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!
A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise
manager learn the secrets of them all? Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far off
city calling to me. I must away! Till next we meet remember: a fool flies into a
rage quickly and often. The wise are angered by the same thing only once. Zontani
Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GLIMMOR 5503 19 8 0 112 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KITTY CHOWDER 5466 19 11 1 109 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
THE BUTCHER 5374 15 5 0 103 NASTY MOB (456)
SYLVESTER F. 5620 6 3 1 101 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
SONJA BLOODBANE 5474 19 8 0 96 THE BLOODBANES (474)
TAISHO 5485 22 7 1 94 YAKUZA (475)
SYRANO BLOODBANE 5720 11 4 0 93 THE BLOODBANES (474)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GALE FORCE 5418 15 14 0 90 STORM WARNING (472)
-HURRICANE 5404 13 18 1 88 STORM WARNING (472)
GERYON 1710 10 8 1 88 SONS OF SATAN (20)
-FANCY FEAST 5306 12 3 0 86 MEOW MIX (466)
I ATE A PUTY TAT 1512 17 16 0 85 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
RAZOR MELODY 5577 10 10 2 82 IRONIC TAILS (484)
MR. TWISTER 5716 10 5 0 81 IRONIC TAILS (484)
EMNITY 5748 11 2 0 79 RAGE (501)
BAUMGARTEN 4670 11 12 1 77 I MAGI (133)
PERSIANA JONES 5682 9 4 0 77 MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
WILD THING 5649 17 23 1 75 TRANSGRESSORS (492)
ROGAN 5755 11 8 1 74 RAGE (501)
KAMI 5521 19 7 0 73 YAKUZA (475)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SKA-BOOM 5743 6 6 2 73 MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
RUDI JAMOS 5428 17 16 0 72 SWORD OPERA (323)
BELL BOTTOMS 5493 13 14 0 68 THAT 70'S TEAM (476)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UGLY FOG 5414 15 16 0 66 STORM WARNING (472)
-ORIGINAL STINK 4244 10 32 0 66 BOOK OF STINK (364)
-GINA TAILIA 4817 7 4 0 66 FEVER PITCH (253)
LUGO BELOSKI 5566 12 9 2 63 SWORD OPERA (323)
RONALD REAGAN 1588 10 10 0 62 SONS OF SATAN (20)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAINE COON CAT 5358 10 11 0 55 MEOW MIX (466)
RUDE BUDDHA 5765 7 3 0 54 MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
-SIMON BLOODBANE 5490 9 9 1 53 THE BLOODBANES (474)
SKULL STROKER 5590 7 5 0 49 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
-COMPACTOR 5647 9 13 2 47 TRANSGRESSORS (492)
I SEE SOUNDS 5704 5 0 0 46 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
-KLEP 5791 4 3 0 46 BOOK OF STINK (364)
-TVEDEN 4961 6 4 0 45 I MAGI (133)
ASYLUM 5786 4 0 0 44 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
MINOS 5805 4 2 1 43 SONS OF SATAN (20)
INERTIA 5761 4 2 0 43 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
HI-JINX 5778 5 3 0 42 MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
SENSEI JAN 5619 10 7 0 39 YAKUZA (475)
-PERFERATOR 5741 4 5 0 39 TRANSGRESSORS (492)
MIRANDA GRACE 5552 7 15 1 37 SWORD OPERA (323)
DRANE 5833 4 0 0 37 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
WRATHCHILD 5747 5 7 1 36 RAGE (501)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIQUID GOLIATH 5800 6 2 0 33 IRONIC TAILS (484)
CAT KABOB 5802 4 3 1 32 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
DAMION 5831 3 1 0 31 SONS OF SATAN (20)
YOUNG BLOOD 5723 6 4 0 30 PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)
EXECUTIONER 5734 4 4 0 30 NASTY MOB (456)
-BEORN 5044 3 5 0 30 I MAGI (133)
C. CANARY 5766 5 6 0 29 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
TOAD LICKER 5830 4 0 0 29 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
-ROADKILL 5373 6 4 0 28 DIRTY SOUTH (465)
POISON BEAK 5827 2 3 0 27 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
-LIBERATOR 5775 1 3 1 26 AIR ATTACK (502)
-MOMORO WA 5514 8 1 0 25 KANO CLAN (106)
B. BREAKER 5811 3 1 0 25 NASTY MOB (456)
ACE 5732 5 9 0 24 SWORD OPERA (323)
-STINK 5820 4 0 0 24 BOOK OF STINK (364)
-STINKY LEE 5792 3 3 0 24 BOOK OF STINK (364)
MORRIS 5835 1 1 0 24 MEOW MIX (466)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MUSHIKU BO 5713 5 3 0 23 KANO CLAN (106)
TIEN 5808 4 3 0 23 YAKUZA (475)
-PORK RIND 5480 4 1 0 23 FEVER PITCH (253)
-CORSAIR 5773 2 2 0 23 AIR ATTACK (502)
METARU YONA 5350 5 7 0 22 KANO CLAN (106)
MINAMI KAZE 5164 4 10 0 22 KANO CLAN (106)
-MATSUDA KAO 5712 5 0 0 21 KANO CLAN (106)
-SOLOMON BLOODBANE 5475 4 8 0 20 THE BLOODBANES (474)
BAD ACID 5700 3 2 0 19 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
RED EYE LOVE 5832 2 2 1 19 IRONIC TAILS (484)
SKYDANCER 5834 2 2 0 19 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
SLAUGHTER PRST 5781 4 4 0 18 STORM WARNING (472)
HORNS 5770 2 3 0 17 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-STANK NATS 5819 3 1 0 16 BOOK OF STINK (364)
THE HIPPY 5701 1 2 0 15 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
TALPER 5784 2 8 0 14 SWORD OPERA (323)
-MOON BEAM 5745 2 5 0 13 RAGE (501)
TRIPPY HIPPY 5829 2 2 0 11 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
-WRECKER 5759 1 8 0 11 TRANSGRESSORS (492)
-SUPER FRIENDS 5757 1 0 0 11 THAT 70'S TEAM (476)
-TIGER'S TAIL 5638 1 0 0 11 MEOW MIX (466)
ONE TOO MANY 5393 1 1 0 8 FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)
-MOSQUITO 5843 1 0 0 6 AIR ATTACK (502)
-BULLY 5822 1 1 0 4 NASTY MOB (456)
AGENT 99 5840 1 1 0 4 MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
-AVENGER 5774 0 4 0 4 AIR ATTACK (502)
-WATERGATE 5836 0 1 0 1 THAT 70'S TEAM (476)
-SUPER HOST 5758 0 1 0 1 THAT 70'S TEAM (476)
SIMON COWELL 5850 0 1 0 1 SONS OF SATAN (20)
-THUNDER BOLT 5826 0 1 0 1 AIR ATTACK (502)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MOONSHINE 5386 3 4 2 DIRTY SOUTH 465 MINOS 5805 475
STEELAWAY 5818 1 6 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454 SPYMASTER 409 476 NONE
PHATE 5825 2 3 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454 SPYMASTER 409 476 NONE
PARABOLA WIZ 5851 0 1 0 IRONIC TAILS 484 DARK CHAMPION 411 476 NONE
STORMCHILD 5746 5 5 0 RAGE 501 LUGO BELOSKI 5566 474 JUST REV
SHURIKEN 5842 0 2 0 YAKUZA 475 RED EYE LOVE 5832 476
PERSONAL ADS
Compactor -- Very close. I think things would have been very different if I had not
broken your weapon. -- Ronald
Papa Bear -- You and your cursed, silent horde of lungers, I tell you.... -- Stik,
looking forward to the Butcher's graduation or death
Taisho -- Care to go again? There's a little more on the line this time! -- Syrano
Bloodbane
Ack!! I've run out of puds to bloodfeud and now I'm in the challenger champs? Have
to fight somebody for real, I guess.... -- Glimmor
Air Attack -- Pretty good anti-aircraft, eh? -- Drane
Trippy Hippy -- Take that, you long haired hippy FREAK! -- Skydancer
P.S. We're counting the challenges....
Welcome and welcome back to I Magi, Fever Pitch, Fizban's Follies, and Under the Sea,
hang around a while and spill some blood! Drop by the Broken Bone tavern post-duels
if you can still walk and have one on us! -- Stik, Grim Fandango and The Bloodbanes
Damion -- 10-5-1 last three cycles, looks like you're shaking the rust off! Welcome
to the MOTS as well, better late than never! -- Stik
Well, more housecleaning.... Phate was an AB experiment, 21-6-13-7-9-7-21 trem.
damage, but managed to lose to the one TP he fought. Steelaway was a 13-4(+1)-15-15-
15-8-15 SL, I should know not to make trip-15 slashers anymore, they never turn out,
but I hate to give up on a semi-decent rollup without giving it a chance. Chance
given, he sucked. -- Stik
Jade -- Congrats on your invite, represent us well! Hope your manager didn't come
back just to get you out of here! -- Stik, GF and TB
20 stinkin' lungers guys?? Come on, show some imagination with those new recruits!
-- Stik
Glimmor -- Pick on somebody else, you turd! At least somebody with equal fight
experience. -- C. Kabob
Hurricane -- Well, that rematch sucked. -- C. Canary
Rogan -- Ha ha! Tell me what "Argle Barf" means? Does it have to do with a skillet
or me beating you. -- K. Chowder
Moon Beam -- Good fight. See you around. -- C. Canary
Corsair -- What do you have against canaries? What have I done to deserve such
treatment? Brute! -- C. Canary
P.S. I hope you don't mind a little payback.
Wrathchild -- Well, heck. That "nearly dies" bit. I'm catching merry heck at the
guildhouse over that, and it wasn't ME dropped you on the way to the Infirmary. I've
got an undeserved record for villainy, you know, just because I have a "villainous"
face. I don't REALLY want to kill people. At least, not MOST people. Have you
considered wearing more armor? I mean, I'm a basher. Hitting people hard is what I
do! -- Lugo Beloski the type-cast and mad about it
Slaughter Prst -- Maybe we could reconsider this gladiator stuff together some time?
It has it's moments of, hmm, moments when it really needs reconsidering, let's say.
-- Miranda Grace
Liquid Goliath -- You're some kind of glue, yes? Because otherwise, why can't I get
my armor unstuck where you hit me? -- Talper
P.S. Unless maybe somebody--Ace, for example--is playing an impractical joke on me.
If he IS...well!
Bad Acid -- You were ready for that kind of experience, weren't you? I mean, I was
just trying to give you what you expected. -- Ace
Jade -- Damn, the sand again. I hate that. -- Rudi Jamos
P.S. And is Nick is quick to tell me, the best way to avoid being buried in the sand
is to win fights. (sigh) NOT what I want to hear as I'm digging the sand out of my
ears.
Wrathchilde -- (alarmed look) Try not to skewer Lugo fatally until after we present
our opera! He has the villain's role, and I don't know of anyone who would do it so
well. -- Madam Butterfly
P.S. He CLAIMS that his unfeeling personal last time was because he didn't realize
your brother had died. Which may be true, as he is not the brightest bulb on the
tree.
P.P.S. Although why trees should have any kind of bulbs on them is beyond my
comprehension.
Team Rage -- Seriously, I was doing the personals in a hurry last time and didn't
realize that Lugo had killed again. KD of 5, aiming right arm, but he IS a basher.
-- Nick
Liquid Goliath -- Why not both?
Damion -- You really are the Son of Satan! Who the hell else would put a hit out on
Saint Twister? -- Ironic Tails
Taisho -- We salute you! Duelmaster, graduate, and best of all Slayer of Rizzo.
Fantastic! -- Mr. Twister
Wild Thing -- You had better luck last time. Perhaps we'll meet again? Shouldn't
you be getting out of here soon? -- Razor Melody
Persiana Jones -- I should have brought a bigger weapon. Your clone didn't compare.
-- Mr. Twister
Talper -- I kind of feel bad about that challenge, but then again you thumped my
stablemate and almost me. -- Liquid Goliath
Starfish Sam -- Next time show up with at least something that is borrowed, blue, old
or new. -- Red Eye Love
Mr. Canary -- Whatever do you mean? I simply waited for you do something and you
were ever so slow. -- A very innocent Hi-Jinx
Twister -- I guess one cheap win deserves another. Consider that payment for that
tourney fight where you scratched my elbow. I must ask, why did you use you TV
challenge against little ol' me and not the Duelmaster? -- Persiana
Mr. Twister -- To tell the truth, I am not sure how I got here. -- Ska-Boom
Damion -- Welcome to MOTS. -- Rude Buddha
28 January 2004
All -- I send out this invitation to all teams and managers. A new Alliance has been
formed. The Living Essences Alliance is being formed to join forces in an effort to
eliminate common foes and to help the joined warriors grow and learn to the best of
their abilities by offering suggestions and advice. It doesn't matter what arena
you're in, or if you're in another alliance already, as of today. This Alliance is
open to one and all! If you are interested in joining, please DIPLO me, or send a
personal ad to DM 93's newsletter. If you wish to join beyond March 2004, send a PA
to DM 82. Come join the fun! -- Dagan LifeGiver, mgr. Shadow Warriors (DM 93)
28 January 2004
This notice is to formally introduce our young alliance, CHAOS INC. We consist of
APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and now RUDE BUDDHA. If we aren't already there, we
WILL be coming to an arena near you soon! Hope to see you all at the ZALCON II.
4 February 2004
Greeting from Jhans, DM 36 -- In 2 turns the kLk will host our first annual "St.
Valentines Day Massacre" in Jhans, arena 36. (Kill Contest) The contest will begin
on turn 450. It will run for 10 turns. On turn 461 the winners will be announced.
There will be 3 separate categories, the team with the most kills, the alliance with
the most kills, and the warrior with the most kills. For the manager of the team
with the most kills a PRIZE of 10 ROLL-UPS will be rewarded (or $50 deposited into
his account). No need to declare yourself in the personals. If you are in DM 36,
you will be part of the contest whether you like it or not. We encourage as much
trash talk as you'd like. All teams, managers, and alliances invited. Please
contact Polarius (mgr. of Blitzkrieg) in DM 36 with questions. Or you can email me
at jamieptmo@hotmail.com. Good luck and see you in the sands. -- Polarius
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
STEELAWAY was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PHATE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PARABOLA WIZ was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
EMNITY subdued LUGO BELOSKI in a action packed 4 minute Bloodfeud fight.
JADE devastated MR. TWISTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
GLIMMOR narrowly defeated TAISHO in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title competition.
SYLVESTER F. devastated PERSIANA JONES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
I ATE A PUTY TAT overcame ROGAN in a action packed 4 minute expert's Challenge fight.
BAUMGARTEN was vanquished by KITTY CHOWDER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
RONALD REAGAN was narrowly defeated by KAMI in a 7 minute expert's Challenge duel.
GERYON overpowered BELL BOTTOMS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SKULL STROKER narrowly defeated SENSEI JAN in a 2 minute Challenge match.
MINOS was demolished by SKA-BOOM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
INERTIA was bested by UGLY FOG in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
HI-JINX devastated EXECUTIONER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
DAMION was viciously subdued by RUDE BUDDHA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SLAUGHTER PRST was viciously subdued by WRATHCHILD in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
LIQUID GOLIATH devastated MINAMI KAZE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TIEN overpowered AGENT 99 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
METARU YONA was overcome by TOAD LICKER in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
MORRIS overpowered ACE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
B. BREAKER beat THE HIPPY in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fray.
SKYDANCER viciously subdued TALPER in a popular 1 minute brutal Challenge contest.
SYRANO BLOODBANE savagely defeated RUDI JAMOS in a action packed 1 minute fight.
THE BUTCHER defeated RAZOR MELODY in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
WILD THING was overpowered by SONJA BLOODBANE in a exciting 3 minute uneven match.
MIRANDA GRACE was overcome by ASYLUM in a 1 minute expert vs. novice upset bout.
MAINE COON CAT viciously subdued YOUNG BLOOD in a 2 minute brutal duel.
I SEE SOUNDS savagely defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute expert vs. beginner fight.
DRANE luckily beat POISON BEAK in a popular 7 minute brutal novice's match.
CAT KABOB overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
HORNS was demolished by C. CANARY in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BAD ACID defeated SIMON COWELL in a 1 minute brutal novice's struggle.
ONE TOO MANY was outwaited by TRIPPY HIPPY in a tiring 14 minute beginner's bout.
RED EYE LOVE murdered SHURIKEN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 17 SLASHING ATTACK 42 - 31 - 1 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 10 WALL OF STEEL 37 - 28 - 1 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 84 - 76 - 2 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 41 - 39 - 1 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 AIMED BLOW 24 - 23 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 TOTAL PARRY 39 - 51 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 17 - 24 - 2 41 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 21 - 31 - 1 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 29 - 44 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
Turn 476 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 6 4 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 2 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 8 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL GLIMMOR 5503 19 8 0 112 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
LUNGING ATTACK KITTY CHOWDER 5466 19 11 1 109 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
STRIKING ATTACK SYLVESTER F. 5620 6 3 1 101 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SONJA BLOODBANE 5474 19 8 0 96 THE BLOODBANES (474)
SLASHING ATTACK SYRANO BLOODBANE 5720 11 4 0 93 THE BLOODBANES (474)
TOTAL PARRY EMNITY 5748 11 2 0 79 RAGE (501)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW PERSIANA JONES 5682 9 4 0 77 MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
BASHING ATTACK LUGO BELOSKI 5566 12 9 2 63 SWORD OPERA (323)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MAINE COON CAT 5358. The most popular warrior this
turn was POISON BEAK 5827. The ten other most popular fighters were LUGO BELOSKI
5566, SONJA BLOODBANE 5474, ROGAN 5755, KAMI 5521, RUDE BUDDHA 5765, WRATHCHILD 5747,
GLIMMOR 5503, SKYDANCER 5834, I ATE A PUTY TAT 1512, and INERTIA 5761.
The least popular fighter this week was TRIPPY HIPPY 5829. The other ten least
popular fighters were ONE TOO MANY 5393, SHURIKEN 5842, MIRANDA GRACE 5552, TALPER
5784, ACE 5732, AGENT 99 5840, MINAMI KAZE 5164, DAMION 5831, EXECUTIONER 5734, and
MINOS 5805.
The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:
JADE (21-4624) I MAGI (133)