DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/27/2004    Duedate: 11/09/2004

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-494

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BAD ACID
COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
(21-5700) [16-6-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BAD ACID                       POSITION IS EMPTY
COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)         
(21-5700) [16-6-0,118]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LUGO BELOSKI                   BLEVINS
SWORD OPERA (323)              GRIM FANDANGO (454)
(21-5566) [16-23-2,73]         (21-5900) [8-6-0,60]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MINISTRY OF SKA (496)       28
2. MEOW MIX (466)              19      COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
3. GRIM FANDANGO (454)         17      Unchartered Team
4. BLACKEST PRIDE (71)         15
5. SCRAGITARIOUS (377)         15      PSYCHO DROW (255)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)    67  35  1 65.7   1/ 4 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)   10  3 0
 2/ 2 MEOW MIX (466)            81  45  1 64.3   2/ 1 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       8  5 0
 3/ 0 PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)      7   5  0 58.3   3/ 5 MINISTRY OF SKA (496)     7  6 0
 4/ 3 MINISTRY OF SKA (496)     72  59  4 55.0   4/ 3 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)    7  8 1
 5- 6 SONS OF SATAN (20)       276 242 34 53.3   5/ 2 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)       6  3 0
 6/ 5 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)   134 118 12 53.2   6/ 8 SWORD OPERA (323)         6  9 0
 7/ 4 NASTY MOB (456)           76  67  6 53.1   7/ 7 MEOW MIX (466)            4  1 0
 8/ 7 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)      366 325 35 53.0   8/ 9 NASTY MOB (456)           3  2 1
 9/ 8 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      190 182  4 51.1   9- 6 SONS OF SATAN (20)        3  6 1
10/ 9 FEVER PITCH (253)        141 139  4 50.4  10/13 THAT 70'S TEAM (476)      3  9 0
11/10 SCRAGITARIOUS (377)      100 105  8 48.8  11/12 OUTSIDERS (468)           2  1 1
12/11 OUTSIDERS (468)           21  26  5 44.7  12/11 SCRAGITARIOUS (377)       2  1 0
13/12 SWORD OPERA (323)        421 613 15 40.7  13/ 0 PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)     1  0 0
14/13 KANO CLAN (106)          138 218  8 38.8  14/10 FEVER PITCH (253)         1  2 0
15/14 THAT 70'S TEAM (476)      39  69  1 36.1  15/14 KANO CLAN (106)           0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 507): THINREDONE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 392): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 512): LEFTISTS BLOW of THE CONFUSED (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 508): SYNDICATE of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 507): MANUTE BOL of LARGE LOSERS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 511): SERENGETI of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 508): TALLAHASSE TINA of BEACH BABES (Surfer Sam, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 503): SIR INGOMYELIC of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 494): ASSUR of ARROGANCE (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 493): SKULL STROKER of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 467): HANGING of THE CHADS (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 458): KORRIBIE of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 200): ANGELOST of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 445): GEORGE STARK of KING'S KREW (King Ralph, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 393): SPIDER-MAN of WENSINWASIN M.H. (Youngblood, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 187): IN-LAWS of PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 175): FEDIFENSOR of DAMAGE INC. (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 343): BET OR NOT DIE of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 152): ORPHAN of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 386): RAZOX of BLADES OF ICE from BONSUR (Lord Andarus, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 507): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 392): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 512): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 508): THE FORCE II (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 507): JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 511): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 508): BEACH BABES (Surfer Sam, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 503): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 494): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 493): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 467): LEGENDARY BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 458): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 200): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 445): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 393): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 187): PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 175): HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 343): DEVIL'S MAYHEM (Dincuru Feadagnor?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 152): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 386): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 511): TWITCH of THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 511): SERENGETI of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
                (turn 510): BLUE FALCON of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 508): TALLAHASSE TINA of BEACH BABES (Surfer Sam, mgr.)
               (turn 507): TASTY HANGNAIL of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 503): SIR INGOMYELIC of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
                           MRS. O'TOOLE of BIG TROUBLE (Edge, mgr.)
               (turn 502): OJO TANGO of TOWNSVILLAINS (The Narrator, mgr.)
                           RANVENAR of DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 493): WIGGLER of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 493): SKULL STROKER of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
               (turn 492): INERTIA of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
                           MAINE COON CAT of MEOW MIX (Ultraist, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 466): CREEPSHOW KILLER of LEGENDARY BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)
                          MORACH RAZH of CLAN BATTLEAXE II (Mithril, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 458): SYSTEM OF A DOWN of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 199): DUCK TAPE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 445): GEORGE STARK of KING'S KREW (King Ralph, mgr.)
               (turn 444): FUZZY BUZZCUT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 175): FEDIFENSOR of DAMAGE INC. (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 343): BET OR NOT DIE of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Say good-bye to GRIM FANDANGO, as they are 
pushed from the coveted top team spot by the COSMIC FREAK OUT stable.  It was a tough 
week for FEVER PITCH, to drop 4 places in the rankings.  Coming up with a solid 4-1-0 
outing, COSMIC FREAK OUT has advanced 3 places in the rankings.  MINISTRY OF SKA is 
no joke as it posted a 3-1-0 week advancing from 5th place to 3rd place.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for DAZEY, who flew up 16 points in the rankings after mashing 
DANGEROUS CRIMINAL like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling like a 
basher in the top ten was C. CANARY, who dropped 22 points after a disappointing (to 
say the least) bout with HI-JINX.  Our battling duelmaster SKULL STROKER has managed 
to hold the title, fending off GINA TAILIA's none too subtle advances.  Better luck 
next time, FEVER PITCH.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this 
stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid BLACKEST PRIDE, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does SUNSET really have that many 
liars?  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch CARNAGE CANARIES' act in the arena.  
Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from BLACKEST PRIDE.  Well just 
about everybody wants a piece of THE HIPPY, who was this week's most challenged 
warrior.  Can any one out there say 'weasel'?  Oh well, just saying TOAD LICKER will 
do.  He challenged 21 points down to trash LUGO BELOSKI.  Definition of petty:  TOAD 
LICKER defeated LUGO BELOSKI, a mismatch of 21 points.  THE HIPPY of COSMIC FREAK OUT 
had better have a good reason for challenging down 15 points in a TV challenge which 
it lost.  I thought THE HIPPY showed great skill and promise when it was bested by 
SKA-D-LITE.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Knowing when to use the right 
tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAD ACID 5700                16   6  0   118       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKA-D-LITE 5682              17  11  0   113       MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
 HI-JINX 5778                 13   7  0   110       MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
-HORNS 5770                    8   5  0   103       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
 TOAD LICKER 5830             16   5  0    99       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
 I SEE SOUNDS 5704            14   8  1    98       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
-RONALD REAGAN 1588           16  15  0    97       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 POISON BEAK 5827             12  10  0    97       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 BELL BOTTOMS 5493            16  29  0    93       THAT 70'S TEAM (476)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE HIPPY 5701               11   6  0    91       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 C. CANARY 5766               15  13  0    90       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 GINA TAILIA 4817             11   7  0    87       FEVER PITCH (253)
 RUDE BUDDHA 5765             16  11  0    86       MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
-PISCES INCARNATE 4919         7   0  2    86       SCRAGITARIOUS (377)
-MINOS 5805                   10   7  1    77       SONS OF SATAN (20)
-DRANE 5833                   17   3  0    73       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 LUGO BELOSKI 5566            16  23  2    73       SWORD OPERA (323)
 ANIMATE TOFU 5454             5   2  0    72       SCRAGITARIOUS (377)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLAGUE OF FEATHERS 5902       7   6  1    66       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 ASYLUM 5786                  10   6  1    64       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
 AGENT 99 5840                 8   4  0    63       MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
 BLEVINS 5900                  8   6  0    60       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAZEY 5904                    7   6  0    56       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 ACE 5732                      9  23  0    50       SWORD OPERA (323)
 MORRIS 5835                   5   4  0    50       MEOW MIX (466)
-INCISION 5911                 5   3  1    49       OUTSIDERS (468)
 WATERGATE 5836                4   5  0    49       THAT 70'S TEAM (476)
-BULLY 5822                    3   5  1    49       NASTY MOB (456)
-EXECUTIONER 5949              2   0  1    49       NASTY MOB (456)
 YOUNG BLOOD 5723              7   5  0    47       PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)
-MINAMI KAZE 5164              9  17  1    46       KANO CLAN (106)
-SKYDANCER 5834               11   9  0    42       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-METARU YONA 5350              6  18  0    42       KANO CLAN (106)
-BRAND 5322                    5   7  0    42       OUTSIDERS (468)
-SIMON COWELL 5850             4   8  1    42       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 SUPER HOST 5758               4   5  0    35       THAT 70'S TEAM (476)
 BLAK MASK 5935                5   3  0    34       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 OL' BLUE 5957                 3   1  0    34       NASTY MOB (456)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOMORO WA 5514                9   3  0    30       KANO CLAN (106)
 SUPER FRIENDS 5757            4   5  0    29       THAT 70'S TEAM (476)
 JOHN DARLING 5932             4   5  0    25       SWORD OPERA (323)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PORK RIND 5480                4   1  0    23       FEVER PITCH (253)
-FLESH GORDON 5513             4   0  0    20       FEVER PITCH (253)
-KNEADS FLESH 5912             2   0  0    20       MEOW MIX (466)
-MUSHIKU BO 5713               5   4  0    19       KANO CLAN (106)
 POWER THRUSTER 5914           1   5  1    19       OUTSIDERS (468)
 MATSUDA KAO 5712              5   2  0    17       KANO CLAN (106)
 DUCKBERT 5970                 2   0  0    17       SWORD OPERA (323)
-ALEXANDER THE GR8 5064        2   1  1    16       SCRAGITARIOUS (377)
 SUGAR MAGNOLIA 5955           2   2  0    15       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
-LILLIAN LUST 5954             1   3  0    15       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 DJININSKI 5953                3   4  0    14       SWORD OPERA (323)
 GRAVE ROBBER 5933             1   0  0    13       NASTY MOB (456)
 KITTY MORSELS 5956            2   3  0     9       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
-RIPPER OF DEATH 5366          1   2  0     9       SCRAGITARIOUS (377)
 BOUNCER 5951                  0   4  0     4       NASTY MOB (456)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF 388    0  1 0   1                   POWER THRUSTER 5914   494 NONE    
CREEPER 5973           0  1 0 BLACKEST PRIDE 71     STONE GOLEM 413       494 NONE    

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
21 SPEED! 5971         0  1 0 CARNAGE CANARIES 147  WURM KIN 414          494 NONE    
SPINELESS 5972         0  1 0 MEOW MIX 466          SHEWISH GIANT 408     494 NONE    
DAMION 5831            6  9 0 SONS OF SATAN 20      PLAGUE OF FEATHE 5902 493         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

"SIMON COWELL defied all odds and slew MR. TWISTER in the Dark Arena.  The only ones
displeased were the buzzards, as MR. TWISTER's meat is notoriously tough."
The above statement just seems so wrong.... -- Ultraist

Toad Licker -- "Cosmic Freak Out"?  I should hope SO.  You're all over warts.  First
time I've ever seen warts on a tongue.  Gross. -- Lugo Beloski

Blak Mask -- Gosh, you've lost your C!  What a terrible thing!  I feel sure that you
must find it disturbing and unbalancing.  No doubt this explains your violent
actions.  I forgive you. -- John Darling

Watergate -- If you're the one that brought all this rain down on us, I'm GLAD I
knocked your block off.  Besides, you didn't need a block.  Silly damned thing to
wear on your head. -- Ace

Morris -- (aggrieved look)  Nobody told me I would have to contend with television
stars.  That needs special choreography, not to mention the makeup which I didn't
think I'd need.  I never wear screen makeup in the arena, because to the naked (how
rude!) eye, it looks, well, not exactly all that great, you know? -- Djininski
P.S.  And the scratches were unnecessary.  If they leave scars, I will send you the
plastic surgeon's bill.
P.P.S.  Actually, I'm not sure I want a PLASTIC surgeon.  They always seem so...
cheap.  No, I think I'll get a genuine porcelain surgeon.  Or at least bone china.

Suffering succotash!  I'm supposed to be a DUCK.  I AM a Duck!  What idiot put me
down as a CAT? -- Duckbert

Ronald Reagan -- Cripes, slow down, old man!!  I'm supposed to pummel YOU into the
ground with a flurry of devastating crits, not the other way around!!  $%!$%
republicans.... -- Blevins

Kung Fu Master -- Bruce Lee never ran into a large shield before, heh heh.... --
Drane (yeah, I know I'm talking smack to an NPC, so what?!??)

John Darling -- Scratch another weapon off the list.... -- Blak Mask

Asylum -- If only I'd gotten the jump, perhaps next time. -- Skydancer

Lord Protector Skull Stroker -- Congrats and buh-bye, now! -- Stik and GF

Sitting a couple out for the mailer this turn, they'll be back next cycle assuming
they're still alive anyway.  Best of luck to all Sunsetters in the Grand Tourney!! --
Stik

Grimy Fandangling's manager -- On the contrary, young toothless one!  Am far from
being inactive.  I'm simply awaiting the proper moment to strike at you in the hopes
of killing off one or more of your warriors.  You know, 25 or 30 years ago, we just
administered young little punks like you a good blanket party and they were good to
go after that.  In your case, I seriously doubt you have a level of maturity required
to be influenced by such a deed.  You're not even blessed with the honor it takes to
mount an arena fight properly.  DOWN-challenging is all you know because dumbed-DOWN
is what you are. -- Kano Clan

Blackest Prideling -- You're just as much a stinking SICK freak as the pathetic SICK
fiend running Grimy Fandango's.  Am supposing that the dumbed-down attribute runs

among all you pathetic DOWN-challengers, so shut your stinking pie hole and mind your
own filthy business.  Don't dare try to lecture me about what I can or can't say, or
when I chose to say it, you stupid little moron. -- Kano Clan

Damion -- Oops.  Hehe. -- C. Canary

Sugar Magnolia -- Ha!  Take that, you hippy. -- C. Canary

I See Sounds -- Good fight.  Hopefully I can give Skull Stroker a loss before he
goes. -- C. Canary

Bad Acid -- Bah!  Damn happy.  Gonna call the DEA on you next time. -- C. Canary

22 October 2004
                         Youngblood's Three and Out Contest

I would like to take this time to announce and invite all managers to compete in what
I think will be an awesome contest.  If you haven't ever TC'd at a tourney before,
here is your chance.  The contest will start Wednesday, December 1, 2004, but a
chance will be given November 17 to dark arena, only, any warrior that you do not see
fit to run in the contest.  So now that I have your attention, here are the rules
(like you didn't know they were coming sooner or later).

 1.  Any manager participating can enter one team, only.
 2.  No sandbagging whatsoever.  (I will keep up with it, every turn.)
 3.  No teams or warriors will be allowed to run after contest starts.
 4.  All warriors will run until they lose three times, after three losses they are
     eliminated.
 5.  If a warrior sits out a turn, they are accounted with a loss in the contest.
     This is to keep warriors with winning records from sitting out until the end of
     the contest.
 6.  If a warrior is killed during the contest, the replacement cannot enter the
     contest.
 7.  If a warrior is killed, bloodfeuding is allowed, but only by a warrior that is
     active in the contest.
 8.  If a warrior is run after being eliminated, the manager is disqualified from the
     contest, no questions asked.
 9.  Challenges are legal, up or down.
10.  Contest will keep going until 1 warrior is left without three losses, and that
     warrior, of course, is accounted the winner.
11.  All managers participating will be asked to purchase a rollup certificate, to be
     awarded to the winners of the contest.

                                    <<<PRIZES>>>

     As I have already said, and according to participation, rollups will be awarded
to the first and second place managers.  So the majority and minority of the rollups
will be determined when all are accumulated.
     Contest Champion--2 Faves prizes, and majority of rollup certificates
     Contest Runner-up--1 Faves prize, and minority of rollup certificates
     So once again I invite all managers old and new to participate in what should be
a fierce and challenging contest.  <<<REMEMBER, FIRST OFFICIAL TURN OF THE CONTEST IS
DECEMBER THE FIRST, AND AS I SAID BEFORE, THE TURN BEFORE (NOVEMBER 17TH) YOU MAY
DARK ARENA CHALLENGE ONLY!!!  ANY WARRIOR WITH ANY FE (FIGHT EXPERIENCE) WHEN THE
CONTEST STARTS WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE CONTEST.

                          YOUNGBLOOD of WENSINWASIN

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

21 SPEED! was butchered by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SPINELESS was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
CREEPER was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
THE HIPPY was vanquished by SKA-D-LITE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HI-JINX overpowered C. CANARY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TOAD LICKER devastated LUGO BELOSKI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
BLEVINS was defeated by ANIMATE TOFU in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
PLAGUE OF FEATHERS handily defeated ACE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BLAK MASK won victory over SUPER FRIENDS in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
BOUNCER was vanquished by SUGAR MAGNOLIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KITTY MORSELS lost to DUCKBERT in a 2 minute novice's Challenge duel.
SKULL STROKER overpowered GINA TAILIA in a 1 minute uneven match.
BELL BOTTOMS was beaten by POISON BEAK in a exciting 2 minute veteran's fight.
BAD ACID devastated RUDE BUDDHA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
I SEE SOUNDS devastated ASYLUM in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
AGENT 99 overcame WATERGATE in a 2 minute fight.
DAZEY vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
OL' BLUE was viciously subdued by YOUNG BLOOD in a 2 minute amateur vs. master bout.
MORRIS savagely defeated MOMORO WA in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
SUPER HOST beat DJININSKI in a 1 minute match.
POWER THRUSTER assassinated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JOHN DARLING viciously subdued MATSUDA KAO in a popular 4 minute gruesome bout.
GRAVE ROBBER demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         SLASHING ATTACK   46 -  24 -  2      66  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        18 -  14 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       42 -  33 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  19 -  2      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  20 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         LUNGING ATTACK    67 -  70 -  4      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  21 -  1      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  15 -  0      21  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  10 -  0       0  |

Turn 494 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  7     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BAD ACID 5700              16   6  0  118 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
AIMED BLOW       SKA-D-LITE 5682            17  11  0  113 MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
STRIKING ATTACK  HI-JINX 5778               13   7  0  110 MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE HIPPY 5701             11   6  0   91 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
PARRY-STRIKE     GINA TAILIA 4817           11   7  0   87 FEVER PITCH (253)
WALL OF STEEL    ANIMATE TOFU 5454           5   2  0   72 SCRAGITARIOUS (377)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LUGO BELOSKI 5566.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BLEVINS 5900.  The ten other most popular fighters were POISON BEAK 5827, 
MORRIS 5835, ANIMATE TOFU 5454, JOHN DARLING 5932, BAD ACID 5700, YOUNG BLOOD 5723, 
SPINELESS 5972, BLAK MASK 5935, AGENT 99 5840, and CREEPER 5973.

The least popular fighter this week was MATSUDA KAO 5712.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DJININSKI 5953, MOMORO WA 5514, ASYLUM 5786, RUDE BUDDHA 5765, 
GINA TAILIA 4817, BOUNCER 5951, ACE 5732, LUGO BELOSKI 5566, C. CANARY 5766, and THE 
HIPPY 5701.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SKA-D-LITE (21-5682) MINISTRY OF SKA (496)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SKULL STROKER (21-5590) BLACKEST PRIDE (71)