DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/19/2005    Duedate: 02/01/2005

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-500

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANIMATE TOFU
SCRAGITARIOUS (377)
(21-5454) [11-2-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ANIMATE TOFU                   POSITION IS EMPTY
SCRAGITARIOUS (377)            
(21-5454) [11-2-0,113]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LUGO BELOSKI                   SUIGENERIS
SWORD OPERA (323)              TROOPERS (271)
(21-5566) [17-28-2,86]         (21-5545) [9-3-1,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

 (-1)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)      50
2. AGE OF EMPIRE (376)         29      COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
3. TROOPERS (271)              13      Unchartered Team
4. GRIM FANDANGO (454)         11
5. SCRAGITARIOUS (377)          8       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)    82  46  3 64.1   1/ 1 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)       9  6 0
 2/ 2 MEOW MIX (466)            85  49  1 63.4   2/ 2 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       9  6 0
 3/ 3 SONS OF SATAN (20)       288 253 34 53.2   3/ 4 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)    8  5 2
 4/ 4 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)      382 339 35 53.0   4/ 3 SONS OF SATAN (20)        8  6 0
 5/ 6 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      210 190  4 52.5   5/ 6 SWORD OPERA (323)         7  8 0
 6/ 5 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)   144 132 12 52.2   6/ 5 TROOPERS (271)            6  8 1
 7- 8 NASTY MOB (456)           79  74  6 51.6   7/ 7 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)    4  6 0
 8/ 7 AGE OF EMPIRE (376)       35  33  5 51.5   8/ 8 SCRAGITARIOUS (377)       3  0 0
 9- 9 FEVER PITCH (253)        144 141  4 50.5   9-10 KANO CLAN (106)           2  1 0
10/10 SCRAGITARIOUS (377)      106 105  8 50.2  10/ 9 OUTSIDERS (468)           2  2 0
11-11*DELARQUAN TERRORIS (514)   1   1  0 50.0  11/12 AGE OF EMPIRE (376)       2  3 0
12-12 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       29  30  0 49.2  12-14 FEVER PITCH (253)         1  1 0
13/13 TROOPERS (271)           111 125 17 47.0  13/11 MEOW MIX (466)            1  1 0
14/14 OUTSIDERS (468)           25  30  5 45.5  14-13*DELARQUAN TERRORIS (514)  1  1 0
15/15 SWORD OPERA (323)        431 633 16 40.5  15-15 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       1  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16-16 KANO CLAN (106)          140 219  8 39.0  16-16 NASTY MOB (456)           0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 513): GOOEYDUCK of LAB EXPERIMENTS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 398): PROWESS of KNOT WHOLE (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 518): WOLF SPIDER of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 514): DREAMER of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 513): FREDERICK DOUGLASS of I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 517): STEAL SHANK of DARK PENNACLE (Dincuru Feadagnor, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 514): BENDER of BLADES OF ICE (Lord Andarus, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 509): LADY DIVAN of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 500): MEET DEATH of INANIMATE TOFU (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 499): MINOS of SONS OF SATAN (Damion, mgr.)
 DM  36 COSMOWORLD (turn 473): TIMBER LION of WOLFCATS (Ultraist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 464): BOB, ETERNAL, of SANDS OF TIME (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 203): HOMEY CIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 450): BOZO of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 399): HANNAH of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 190): DAROSHTAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 178): LONDON QUIREBOY of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 349): BUS of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 155): ORPHAN of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 392): DARK GUMBY of WASTELAND II from BONSUR (The Muffin Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 513): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 398): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 518): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 514): PURPLE AND GOLD (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 513): I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 517): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 514): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 509): TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 500): PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 499): none
 DM  36 COSMOWORLD (turn 473): KAMIKAZI (Turtle, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 464): BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 203): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 450): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 399): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 190): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 178): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 349): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 155): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 392): ODD SQUAD, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 513): GOOEYDUCK of LAB EXPERIMENTS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 398): FORMIDABLE of KNOT WHOLE (Sultan, mgr.)
                           YELLOW PIKE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 517): DEWEY of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
                          FROSTY of THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 516): THIRD OMEN of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 499): MARY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 499): MINOS of SONS OF SATAN (Damion, mgr.)
                           I SEE SOUNDS of COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
               (turn 498): GINA TAILIA of FEVER PITCH (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  36 COSMOWORLD (turn 473): DONNA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 462): KORRIBIE of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 177): SVAD BONEGRIN of DAMAGE INC. (Tripwire, mgr.)
                          SLIPPERY NIPPLE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
                          FLAMING DRAMBUIE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 349): BUS of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 155): CANNONBALL of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Greetings for the last time!  As suspected, my speedy vanquishing of I See
Sounds provoked the powers that be to not only send me off to AD but my vaunted
challenger as well.  Be careful of my wake!  It seems such a short time--only 21
fights, 3 as Duelmaster.  It seems somehow unfair.  Damion remembers the early days
of Sunset where the Duelmaster could rule interminably with a flock of challengers
looking for the perfect strategy to unseat him.  Ahh, fond memories.
     But I must go, and in so doing I will try to take out C. Canary.  He's the #1
challenger and also stands in the way of Ronnie taking the throne (something Drane
would find hard to swallow).  I think he got the jump on me last time we fought so it
will be very interesting to see if my learns will make a difference.
     I have much difficulty when others get the jump since I don't believe in
dodging.  And I'll have to try out this %$#%&$#% Epee thing as well.  Figures I'd get
the French weapon!  Might as well give me an ahn-woon.  Oh well, or should I now say
"Ce la vive".  How embarrassing.

See you on the other side,

Minos

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of SUNSET!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes, 
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  ASHANDAR caught the eye of many in the 
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested DJININSKI and was awarded 19 points 
in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, ASHANDAR put down 
DJININSKI, causing him to lose 18 points of recognition in the process.  Unwilling to 
wait upon the will of others, Duelmaster MINOS TV challenged C. CANARY last week in a 
match to decide the fate of the throne.  Although C. CANARY made a valiant effort, it 
did not suffice to topple the reign of victorious MINOS.  No confirmation, but my 
sources claim that the top team has gained their position using magical aids.  
Charmed weapons perhaps?   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  I saw one fighter that warriors 
avoided when this week's challenge seeking began.  GRIM FANDANGO is feared.  This 
much I can say.  Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent 
the better part of last week avoiding GRIM FANDANGO.  Indeed it was SONS OF SATAN.  
Mighty fighters cannot but expect competition from those below.  RONALD REAGAN take 
warning!  You have more than a few enemies in SUNSET.  RONALD REAGAN must really be 
harboring a grudge against the GRIM FANDANGO guild!  Merciless, 18 challenged down 
DRANE points this week to duel with he.  The Fates are not kind to the cowardly, as 
evidenced by the fact that RONALD REAGAN was defeated by DRANE.  And who can now 
doubt that DRANE is a hardy opponent?  A match that raised a few eyebrows at the 
games this week, it seems that INCISION posted a challenge against the more highly 
recognized LUGO BELOSKI.  The results, you ask?  Well, the firebrand INCISION was 
subdued by LUGO BELOSKI.  Remember warriors, this is the discipline of steel.  I can 
not but mention with disdain the name of THE HIPPY who this week posted a challenge 
to a warrior a full 11 points below in the rankings.  I thought THE HIPPY showed 
great skill and promise when it won victory over SKYDANCER.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins.  In the arena 
there is only the brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy 
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till next we 
meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different 
story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANIMATE TOFU 5454            11   2  0   113       SCRAGITARIOUS (377)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POISON BEAK 5827             15  12  0   103       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 THE HIPPY 5701               13   7  0   103       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
 DRANE 5833                   21   4  0   100       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 ASYLUM 5786                  12  10  1    98       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
 PRIME SLIME 5522              9   5  0    98       TROOPERS (271)
 RONALD REAGAN 1588           18  18  0    96       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 BLEVINS 5900                 12   8  0    93       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 C. CANARY 5766               18  15  0    92       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUIGENERIS 5545               9   3  1    88       TROOPERS (271)
 LUGO BELOSKI 5566            17  28  2    86       SWORD OPERA (323)
-PISCES INCARNATE 4919         7   0  2    86       SCRAGITARIOUS (377)
 HORNS 5770                   10   9  0    83       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
 BLAK MASK 5935                9   5  0    83       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 TOAD LICKER 5830             18   9  0    82       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
 DAZEY 5904                   11   7  0    82       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 SKYDANCER 5834               15  11  0    76       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLAGUE OF FEATHERS 5902       8  10  1    63       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 SUGAR MAGNOLIA 5955           7   3  0    62       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
 ACE 5732                     10  28  0    61       SWORD OPERA (323)
-OL' BLUE 5957                 4   2  0    59       NASTY MOB (456)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INCISION 5911                 7   5  1    55       OUTSIDERS (468)
 HOODLUM 5533                  9   5  0    53       TROOPERS (271)
-METARU YONA 5350              7  18  0    53       KANO CLAN (106)
 ASHANDAR 5694                 3   0  0    53       AGE OF EMPIRE (376)
-MOMORO WA 5514               10   3  0    50       KANO CLAN (106)
-MINAMI KAZE 5164              9  17  1    46       KANO CLAN (106)
 DRUNK MOOSE 5451              8  10  2    42       TROOPERS (271)
-BRAND 5322                    5   7  0    42       OUTSIDERS (468)
 ICON 5982                     4   1  0    37       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DJININSKI 5953                6   7  0    33       SWORD OPERA (323)
 EVOLUTION THEORY 5958         5   1  0    33       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
-KNEADS FLESH 5912             3   0  0    33       MEOW MIX (466)
-TERRE HAUTE 4522              8   4  0    32       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 JOHN DARLING 5932             6   9  0    27       SWORD OPERA (323)
 DUCKBERT 5970                 5   3  1    25       SWORD OPERA (323)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE MAGIC SHROOM 5984         2   1  2    25       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
 MALACODA 5981                 4   0  0    24       SONS OF SATAN (20)
-POWER THRUSTER 5914           3   7  1    24       OUTSIDERS (468)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PORK RIND 5480                4   1  0    23       FEVER PITCH (253)
-MUSHIKU BO 5713               5   5  0    20       KANO CLAN (106)
-FLESH GORDON 5513             4   0  0    20       FEVER PITCH (253)
-THE KITTEN 5948               1   1  0    20       MEOW MIX (466)
-MATSUDA KAO 5712              5   2  0    17       KANO CLAN (106)
-ALEXANDER THE GR8 5064        2   1  1    16       SCRAGITARIOUS (377)
 LILLIAN LUST 5954             2   7  0    15       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 EVULSION 6007                 2   1  0    15       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
-LUCY 4523                     2   1  0    13       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 RAZOR BEAK 5983               3   1  0    11       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 KHORAG 6011                   1   0  0    11       AGE OF EMPIRE (376)
-RIPPER OF DEATH 5366          1   2  0     9       SCRAGITARIOUS (377)
-NEVER 5633                    1   3  0     6       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 DEVIL PRINCE 6014             1   0  0     6       MEOW MIX (466)
 CRAZY CANARY 5976             0   5  0     5       CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
-PSYCHOPATH 5980               0   3  0     3       NASTY MOB (456)
 DOG 6010                      0   1  0     1       TROOPERS (271)
 BELIAL 6009                   0   1  0     1       SONS OF SATAN (20)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
KHORAG 5995            0  2 0 AGE OF EMPIRE 376     BLACK ORC 407         500 NONE    
DA3 6012               0  1 0 AGE OF EMPIRE 376     STONE GOLEM 413       500 NONE    
GYE LO KAT 5695        1  2 0 AGE OF EMPIRE 376     THE MAGIC SHROOM 5984 500         
TAN SOLIAN 5696        0  1 0 AGE OF EMPIRE 376     DUCKBERT 5970         496 REVENGED
MORRIS 5835            6  7 0 MEOW MIX 466          DRUNK MOOSE 5451      499         
TWINE 4524             1  2 0 TRIAL & ERROR 408     THE MAGIC SHROOM 5984 498         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Skydancer -- Such grace.  I was abashed in your presence. -- Lugo Beloski

Icon -- So much for the wishes of that oaf, John Darling!  *I* AM an iconoclast.  Ha!
-- Ace

Lillian Lust -- I have thought of several comments, but I don't think they'd pass
even in Aradi, so I'll just say, "Good fight." -- John Darling

Terre Haute -- Well, you're certainly a trial, but the question is, are you an error?
-- Djininski

Hoodlum -- You are, you mammal!  By the Great Duck's First Egg, I hate you all! --
Duckbert

Ultraisty Freak -- LOL!!  I was absolutely right about you!  (And I love it when I'm
right!)  You are truly one of the most self-righteous arrogant punks to have
traversed the dueling arenas.  Be careful!  You are so bloated with yourself that you
might explode any minute.  Am really laughing at the ridiculous notion that you're
some kind of grand master.  LOL!!  You're nothing but a selfish little boy with an
attitude to match. -- Kano Clan

Ultraist (or whoever you might be) -- It's not one bit of your filthy stinking
business which warriors I choose to run or how often I choose to run them, bub!!
Megalomaniac sociopaths like you are the ones that need childhood growth education
and mandatory potty mouth training.  Worse than not knowing when I'm going to run
some fighters are the pathetic down-challengers without any honor, integrity, or
sense of competition. -- The Clan

Little ultraist one -- Why do you even care if I run any warriors at all in this
arena??  Look, pal, I'm at the bottom of the teams listing here!  I appear to be no
threat to you, right??  Are you scared that you might not win one of your fights??
Oh, my!  Wouldn't that be a horrifying experience?? -- Kano Clan

Ultraisty thing -- Am hoping that we draw as much attention here as possible in order
to expose your monolithic self-infatuation.  Why would you even believe for a moment
that you're so great when the exact opposite is the truth??  Just keep guessing at
when I might run again.  You never know, one of mine might beat one of yours! -- The
Clan

Ronny Reagan -- A win would've been nice and almost was, but I got what I wanted out
of the deal anyway.   Tourney coming up you know.  Thanks! -- Blak Mask

Animate Tofu -- I'm beginning to think that first win I got off you was a fluke, or
maybe you're just as good as you are ugly after all! -- Blevins

Suigeneris -- Simma DOWN now!! -- Drane

Lugo -- I was a bit anxious about that challenge, what with your style and all those
nasty kills, but I think it worked out quite nicely in the end, thanks! -- Skydancer,
enjoying her new rating immensely!

Prime Slime -- Well fought indeed, most unslimey of you. -- Dazey

Lord Protectors Minos and I See Sounds -- Congrats and off with you both, represent
this rock well! -- Grim Fandango

Ultraist -- Spoken straight and true, but it's wasted breath on that one.  Doubtless
if he shows up this cycle he'll have some brainless babbling response.  Best let
actions do the talking there. -- Stik

Welcome Delarquan Terrorists to the jewel of the Delarquan Federation, Sunset!  It's
all here for the taking, if you can!  Drinks on us tonight down at the Broken Bone!
-- Stik and Grim Fandango

Best of luck to all Sunsetters at the Face to Face!  I've got one proxied, hoping he
comes back alive! -- Stik

24 December 2004
Due to requests, the Turf War IV will be postponed until turn 225 (approx May/June
2005).  Sorry about the inconvenience. -- Baphomet, host of TW 4

12 January 2005
On Jhans turn number 476 (due on Feb. 16, 2005) the Second Annual kLk St. Valentine's
Massacre Kill Contest will begin.  The rules are simple; the team with the most kills
on the last turn wins.  Last year's winner was Shocking Toad.  Can he repeat?  Could
DOOMcorps crush all challengers?  Will the kLk prevail?  Or will you be the
independent manager to show that alliances aren't all that?  Come on to Jhans and
let's find out!
     Prizes are:  1st.  Renaming of a Dark Arena monster and five roll-up
                        certificates or $25.00 deposited in your account.
                  2nd.  Renaming of a Stand-In monster.
     Come on and celebrate the Delarquan way!
                                                                   Azrael

15 January 2005
     BR 4 is upon us!  First turn is due on 1/29/05.  Many thanks to RSI for helping
supply a great prize for the winner and those who meet the 90% endurance criteria.
     Winning prize:  6 months free play, a +1 bonus potion, a limited damage potion,
a favorites knowledge potion, a minor stat-switch prize, and renaming a Dark Arena
creature.
     Endurance prizes:  a +1 bonus potion to all teams that fight 90% of the possible
fights during the contest.
     For details, visit Talcama's newletter or http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br4
     To join, simply bring a team to DM 18, announce your entry in the personals, and
follow the very simple rule of not avoiding!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KHORAG was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA3 was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MINOS handily defeated C. CANARY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BLAK MASK was devastated by I SEE SOUNDS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
ASHANDAR demolished DJININSKI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
THE HIPPY vanquished SKYDANCER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
RONALD REAGAN was narrowly defeated by DRANE in a 21 minute master's Challenge brawl.
DAZEY handily defeated PLAGUE OF FEATHERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
INCISION was vanquished by LUGO BELOSKI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ICON won victory over JOHN DARLING in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
RAZOR BEAK was overpowered by EVOLUTION THEORY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
CRAZY CANARY was handily defeated by EVULSION in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
PRIME SLIME subdued TOAD LICKER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody veteran's brawl.
ANIMATE TOFU defeated ASYLUM in a 2 minute veteran's Title duel.
HORNS was devastated by POISON BEAK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BLEVINS overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SUIGENERIS viciously subdued ACE in a exciting 2 minute brutal veteran's fight.
HOODLUM overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SUGAR MAGNOLIA handily defeated DRUNK MOOSE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LILLIAN LUST was overpowered by DUCKBERT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GYE LO KAT was murdered by THE MAGIC SHROOM in a 1 minute gruesome uneven bout.
MALACODA overcame PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a monotonous 5 minute novice's contest.
DOG was narrowly defeated by DEVIL PRINCE in a exciting 4 minute beginner's fight.
KHORAG vanquished BELIAL in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         SLASHING ATTACK   51 -  30 -  2      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   3 -  1      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  18 -  1      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       29 -  27 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  19 -  1      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    62 -  66 -  4      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        12 -  18 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -  12 -  0       8  |

Turn 500 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  5                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ANIMATE TOFU 5454          11   2  0  113 SCRAGITARIOUS (377)
STRIKING ATTACK  POISON BEAK 5827           15  12  0  103 CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE HIPPY 5701             13   7  0  103 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
TOTAL PARRY      DRANE 5833                 21   4  0  100 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
LUNGING ATTACK   SUIGENERIS 5545             9   3  1   88 TROOPERS (271)
AIMED BLOW       HORNS 5770                 10   9  0   83 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
PARRY-STRIKE     DAZEY 5904                 11   7  0   82 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LUGO BELOSKI 5566.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SUIGENERIS 5545.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOAD LICKER 5830, 
DOG 6010, ICON 5982, EVOLUTION THEORY 5958, THE HIPPY 5701, LUGO BELOSKI 5566, 
ANIMATE TOFU 5454, ASYLUM 5786, BLEVINS 5900, and HOODLUM 5533.

The least popular fighter this week was DRANE 5833.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RONALD REAGAN 1588, MALACODA 5981, BELIAL 6009, GYE LO KAT 5695, 
LILLIAN LUST 5954, DRUNK MOOSE 5451, HORNS 5770, CRAZY CANARY 5976, PLAGUE OF 
FEATHERS 5902, and SKYDANCER 5834.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ANIMATE TOFU (21-5454) SCRAGITARIOUS (377)
THE HIPPY (21-5701) COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

I SEE SOUNDS (21-5704) COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
MINOS (21-5805) SONS OF SATAN (20)