DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/23/2005 Duedate: 12/06/2005
SUNSET ARENA
DM-21 TURN-522
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
RAJEREK
AGE OF EMPIRE (376)
(21-6045) [9-0-0,101]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
RAJEREK ARTURIUS
AGE OF EMPIRE (376) EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
(21-6045) [9-0-0,101] (21-6172) [4-1-0,74]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LILLIAN LUST LILLIAN LUST
SONS OF SATAN (20) SONS OF SATAN (20)
(21-5954) [10-15-2,82] (21-5954) [10-15-2,82]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
D.R.I. (536)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SEA DOGS (533) 55
2. SWORD OPERA (323) 31 AGE OF EMPIRE (376)
3. D.R.I. (536) 28 Unchartered Team
4. SONS OF SATAN (20) 25
5. NASTY MOB (456) 25 D.R.I. (536)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*D.R.I. (536) 14 6 2 70.0 1/ 1*D.R.I. (536) 9 6 1
2- 4 SPORTS (497) 22 12 0 64.7 2/ 2 AGE OF EMPIRE (376) 7 1 0
3/ 5*MUSCLE MEN (511) 15 11 0 57.7 3/ 4*EQUITES VIRTUS (535) 7 6 0
4/ 6 AGE OF EMPIRE (376) 70 55 8 56.0 4/ 3 GRIM FANDANGO (454) 6 7 0
5/ 7 GRIM FANDANGO (454) 269 235 5 53.4 5/ 5 SWORD OPERA (323) 6 9 0
6/ 0 SONS OF SATAN (20) 320 298 39 51.8 6/ 0 KANO CLAN (106) 3 2 0
7/ 9 NASTY MOB (456) 94 102 6 48.0 7/ 9 NASTY MOB (456) 3 3 0
8/14*EQUITES VIRTUS (535) 10 13 0 43.5 8- 6 MAGIC CITY MAFIA (526) 3 6 0
9-12 MAGIC CITY MAFIA (526) 19 25 3 43.2 9/ 0 SONS OF SATAN (20) 2 3 0
10/ 0 KANO CLAN (106) 155 225 8 40.8 10/ 0*SEA DOGS (533) 2 3 0
11/ 0*SEA DOGS (533) 2 3 0 40.0 11/ 8*MUSCLE MEN (511) 1 2 0
12/13 SWORD OPERA (323) 469 704 18 40.0 12-14 SPORTS (497) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! In the interest of complete reporting, SEA DOGS got a 2-3-0 last week,
on their first time around. Practice pays for GANGPLANK RIDER, who pummelled MISASHI
SAN, to pocket 17 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, GANGPLANK RIDER
was winsome, after beating MISASHI SAN and seeing him lose 13 points. A certain
someone saw ASHANDAR at Cagliostro's Castle with the shakes, and now he fails to show
up to defend his throne. What a pathetic slob! What can be a greater victory?
RAJEREK has taken his place as the top, as SUNSET's new Duelmaster. Word has it one
team in SUNSET is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
And how sociable are SUNSET's warriors? Come, let us see. Like the noble eagle
soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of MAGIC CITY MAFIA, alone
and unchallenged. Like a pup with its tail between its legs, EQUITES VIRTUS scurried
away from MAGIC CITY MAFIA. Oh, the shame! If challenges were horses, SLITHER could
open up a fast food joint! Take heed SUNSET, of the unprincipled action of KHORAG.
By challenging DUCKBERT, 29 points below him, KHORAG besmirches the noble art of
dueling. KHORAG will have to start challenging legless old maids next, as he was
overcame by DUCKBERT. Good show, DUCKBERT! TUSK challenged ADDUCTOR MAGNUS! Who
says GRIM FANDANGO are just a bunch of wimps! TUSK of GRIM FANDANGO kept his wits as
he subdued ADDUCTOR MAGNUS. Mismatched by 8 points, ACE was overcame by RAJEREK. Is
this really worth noting? I thought RAJEREK showed great skill and promise when he
bested ACE. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Questions are
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain
tavern in SUNSET would I avoid!
All good things must come to an end. As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond
my control, I must take my leave of this place. Can anything compare to the pleasure
of writing Spyreports for SUNSET? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny
Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAJEREK 6045 9 0 0 101 AGE OF EMPIRE (376)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ASHANDAR 5694 13 2 0 129 AGE OF EMPIRE (376)
-VOLLEYBALL 5691 11 4 0 94 SPORTS (497)
DUCKBERT 5970 16 14 3 91 SWORD OPERA (323)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ACE 5732 15 45 0 90 SWORD OPERA (323)
MOMORO WA 5514 14 3 0 87 KANO CLAN (106)
LILLIAN LUST 5954 10 15 2 82 SONS OF SATAN (20)
KHORAG 6011 10 5 3 78 AGE OF EMPIRE (376)
ARTURIUS 6172 4 1 0 74 EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
-SWIMMING 5693 10 6 0 72 SPORTS (497)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DJININSKI 5953 12 23 0 59 SWORD OPERA (323)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BURM N'HAMM 6082 7 2 1 54 MAGIC CITY MAFIA (526)
TUSK 6095 7 5 1 53 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
SUPPURATING CORPSE 6087 7 4 0 49 SONS OF SATAN (20)
COUCH SLOUCH 6181 3 1 1 45 D.R.I. (536)
MATSUDA KAO 5712 9 2 0 40 KANO CLAN (106)
ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 5922 6 2 0 38 MUSCLE MEN (511)
MUSHIKU BO 5713 8 6 0 37 KANO CLAN (106)
DIVA NASHONA 6149 6 2 0 37 SWORD OPERA (323)
-PELHAM 6106 5 4 1 37 MAGIC CITY MAFIA (526)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCYTHE 6185 3 1 0 34 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MORTICIAN 6151 3 2 0 31 NASTY MOB (456)
XAPHAN 6126 3 2 1 30 SONS OF SATAN (20)
AZRAEL 6076 4 7 0 27 SONS OF SATAN (20)
BONEDUST 6098 4 7 0 25 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-ZERO 6152 4 0 0 24 AGE OF EMPIRE (376)
REAGANOMICS 6182 3 1 1 24 D.R.I. (536)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VIOLENT PACIFICATION 6180 3 1 0 23 D.R.I. (536)
-VESTAVIA HILLS 6139 4 3 1 21 MAGIC CITY MAFIA (526)
CROUCHING HAMSTER 6184 3 1 0 21 D.R.I. (536)
INSTIGATOR 6142 2 2 0 21 NASTY MOB (456)
GANGPLANK RIDER 6159 1 0 0 17 SEA DOGS (533)
-KOR DOHVA 6191 1 1 0 16 MAGIC CITY MAFIA (526)
PARROT KEEPER 6157 0 1 0 15 SEA DOGS (533)
CALPURNIA 6173 1 3 0 14 EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
AEMILIA 6170 2 3 0 13 EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
MEGA ROKU 6091 2 1 0 13 KANO CLAN (106)
-PECTINEUS 6097 1 0 0 13 MUSCLE MEN (511)
MAST MONKEY 6158 1 0 0 13 SEA DOGS (533)
VERGIL 6169 2 3 0 10 EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
-PSOAS MAJOR 5925 2 3 0 9 MUSCLE MEN (511)
-GRACILILS 5921 2 3 0 9 MUSCLE MEN (511)
HORACE 6171 1 3 0 9 EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
TATTOOED GURU 6183 2 2 0 8 D.R.I. (536)
MISASHI SAN 6084 2 1 0 7 KANO CLAN (106)
OUTLAW 6175 0 1 0 7 NASTY MOB (456)
-MAC THE KNIFE 6124 1 3 0 6 NASTY MOB (456)
BREAKSPERE 6189 1 3 0 6 SWORD OPERA (323)
-SUMMY TUNN 6192 0 2 0 2 MAGIC CITY MAFIA (526)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CONTAGION 6186 1 3 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454 STONE GOLEM 413 522 NONE
SLITHER 6150 3 3 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454 REAGANOMICS 6182 522
STEELAWAY 6125 3 2 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454 VESTAVIA HILLS 6139 518 REVENGED
SUMM E. TUNN 6187 0 1 0 MAGIC CITY MAFIA 526 COUCH SLOUCH 6181 519 REVENGED
MAN OVERBOARD 6156 0 1 0 SEA DOGS 533 QUICKSILVER 406 522 NONE
LANDLUBBER 6160 0 1 0 SEA DOGS 533 BANDIT PRINCE 412 522 NONE
SON OF CRAPTACUL 6190 0 1 0 SONS OF SATAN 20 BLACK ORC 407 522 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Doc -- Congrats on your three turn record and Ashandar's reign as DM; I'm sure he'll
represent Sunset well in future tourneys. -- Stik
Papa Bear -- Nice job bringing home the gold with Mortician in the fall tourney. --
Stik
Sea Dogs -- Maybe we'll see you showing up soon, too, with a TV and another near
miss?? -- Stik
Magic City Mafia -- (sung to the tune of Wheezer's "Beverly Hills") Ves-tavi-a
Hiiillls, THAT'S who we wan-na KILL!!!! Nice dodge last cycle, one more chance....
-- Grim Fandango
Adductor -- Disgusting.... -- Bonedust
Mortician -- More disgustedness...well, I know what weapon I can cross off the fave
search list at least. -- Slither
Toker -- Looks like you're making up for your slow start, nice challenge with
Aemilia. Contagion needs to take a night fight before that particular disease
spreads. Keep swingin'! -- Stik
Ultraist -- Where's the Sunset Hall of Fame? I hope you're going to have it printed
here as well as the Iron Council website. -- Stik
Sons of Satan, Blackest Pride, Carnage Canaries, Yakuza, Book of Stink, where are
you? The holidays are no time to stop spilling blood in Sunset! -- Stik and GF
Madam Butterfly -- It seems to me that Ace neither has the money, connections, or
imagination to plan and execute my death. However, I will be on the look out for
would be assassins whenever I am near a dark alley. Thanks for the heads up. --
Ashandar
Djininski -- And you do your job with class and a good sense of humor. I am merely
doing my job to try and help you liven things up around here. -- Rajerek
Rajerek -- (really, really crossly) You did laugh! You looked at my rating that I
got after more than two YEARS at this, and you laughed like a damned hyena. -- Ace
P.S. So did Nick. That makes it worse.
Violent Pacification -- How like an orc! -- Diva Nashona
Pelham -- I may not be one of those stupid, skinny storks, but I can wait on silly
mammal if I have to. -- Duckbert
P.S. But I stand on both feet while doing it.
Arturius -- I'll say I was shocked! You smiled and revealed your boar's tusks! A
sight to make anyone shiver. -- Djininski
Crouching Hamster -- (leaping back hysterically) Don't DO that! -- Breakspere
Rajerek -- I don't need to try understanding to strain myself. I can strain myself
just thinking about...well, almost anything. Especially anything to do with the
arena. -- Djininski
5 November 2005
It is with a proud heart that I announce the newest member of the Desolate Empire
alliance. Dok Sik will be known from here forth as Dark Knight Dok Sik, of the
Desolate Empire. May he be blessed with victory and courage. May his enemies' blood
flow freely! -- The Dark Knights Wasby and Toker
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CONTAGION was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MAN OVERBOARD was slaughtered by QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
SON OF CRAPTACULAR was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
LANDLUBBER was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
RAJEREK savagely defeated ACE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge Title fight.
MORTICIAN bested CROUCHING HAMSTER in a action packed 3 minute Challenge brawl.
KHORAG was luckily beaten by DUCKBERT in a 2 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
ARTURIUS devastated DJININSKI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
COUCH SLOUCH handily defeated BONEDUST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
TUSK slimly won victory over ADDUCTOR MAGNUS in a popular 5 minute Challenge duel.
REAGANOMICS dispatched SLITHER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
TATTOOED GURU was outlasted by VERGIL in a dull 8 minute novice's Challenge fight.
MOMORO WA luckily beat LILLIAN LUST in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
MUSHIKU BO was bested by SUPPURATING CORPSE in a 2 minute conflict.
SCYTHE was outwaited by MATSUDA KAO in a tiring 11 minute novice vs. master battle.
AZRAEL was overcome by DIVA NASHONA in a 2 minute gory conflict.
XAPHAN vanquished AEMILIA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
VIOLENT PACIFICATION won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a exciting 6 minute fray.
HORACE was bested by INSTIGATOR in a 2 minute gory amateur's brawl.
BREAKSPERE was overpowered by CALPURNIA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MEGA ROKU overpowered PARROT KEEPER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MISASHI SAN was viciously subdued by GANGPLANK RIDER in a 1 minute competition.
OUTLAW was overpowered by MAST MONKEY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 SLASHING ATTACK 37 - 19 - 3 66 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 AIMED BLOW 22 - 16 - 0 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 BASHING ATTACK 33 - 26 - 3 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 11 - 1 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 42 - 7 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 29 - 1 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 20 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 19 - 1 37 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 7 - 0 0 |
Turn 522 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 3 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 6 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK RAJEREK 6045 9 0 0 101 AGE OF EMPIRE (376)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DUCKBERT 5970 16 14 3 91 SWORD OPERA (323)
TOTAL PARRY MOMORO WA 5514 14 3 0 87 KANO CLAN (106)
LUNGING ATTACK KHORAG 6011 10 5 3 78 AGE OF EMPIRE (376)
STRIKING ATTACK ARTURIUS 6172 4 1 0 74 EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
WALL OF STEEL TUSK 6095 7 5 1 53 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
AIMED BLOW SUPPURATING CORPSE 6087 7 4 0 49 SONS OF SATAN (20)
SLASHING ATTACK COUCH SLOUCH 6181 3 1 1 45 D.R.I. (536)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LILLIAN LUST 5954. The most popular warrior this
turn was LILLIAN LUST 5954. The ten other most popular fighters were CROUCHING
HAMSTER 6184, TUSK 6095, RAJEREK 6045, KHORAG 6011, ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 5922, DUCKBERT
5970, ARTURIUS 6172, COUCH SLOUCH 6181, MOMORO WA 5514, and MUSHIKU BO 5713.
The least popular fighter this week was MATSUDA KAO 5712. The other ten least
popular fighters were VERGIL 6169, OUTLAW 6175, MISASHI SAN 6084, PARROT KEEPER 6157,
BREAKSPERE 6189, HORACE 6171, VIOLENT PACIFICATION 6180, AEMILIA 6170, TATTOOED GURU
6183, and BONEDUST 6098.