DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/01/2006    Duedate: 02/14/2006

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-527

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ADDUCTOR MAGNUS
MUSCLE MEN (511)
(21-5922) [9-4-0,92]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DUCKBERT                       COUCH SLOUCH
SWORD OPERA (323)              D.R.I. (536)
(21-5970) [21-14-3,121]        (21-6181) [7-1-2,94]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LILLIAN LUST                   LILLIAN LUST
SONS OF SATAN (20)             SONS OF SATAN (20)
(21-5954) [11-18-3,60]         (21-5954) [11-18-3,60]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

D.R.I. (536)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NASTY MOB (456)             36
2. EQUITES VIRTUS (535)        32      MUSCLE MEN (511)
3. GRIM FANDANGO (454)         31      Unchartered Team
4. MUSCLE MEN (511)            24
5. D.R.I. (536)                23      D.R.I. (536)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*D.R.I. (536)              27  13  4 67.5   1/ 2*D.R.I. (536)             11  4 2
 2/ 1*LITERATE LOONS (538)       9   6  0 60.0   2/ 3*LITERATE LOONS (538)      9  6 0
 3/ 3 MUSCLE MEN (511)          18  13  0 58.1   3/ 1 SWORD OPERA (323)         8  6 0
 4/ 0 LAKOTA (362)             211 169 11 55.5   4/ 4 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       7  8 0
 5/ 4 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      283 246  5 53.5   5/ 6*EQUITES VIRTUS (535)      6  9 1
 6/ 5 SONS OF SATAN (20)       327 311 40 51.3   6/ 0 LAKOTA (362)              3  0 0
 7/ 0 NASTY MOB (456)           96 104  7 48.0   7/ 9 MUSCLE MEN (511)          3  0 0
 8/ 6*EQUITES VIRTUS (535)      19  24  1 44.2   8/ 8 SONS OF SATAN (20)        3  7 0
 9- 7*SEA DOGS (533)             6   8  1 42.9   9/ 0 NASTY MOB (456)           2  2 1
10- 8 KANO CLAN (106)          159 231 10 40.8  10- 5 KANO CLAN (106)           2  3 1
11/ 9 SWORD OPERA (323)        483 714 18 40.4  11- 7*SEA DOGS (533)            1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 537): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 422): THE SHOCKER of INQUISITION SL5 (LHI, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 545): BLACK WIDOW of MISTRESS 4 XMAS (Angus, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 541): HAPPY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 540): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 544): MIKEL of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 541): CLARITIN JUNKIE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 536): SYD TUBULAR of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 527): JOLEE BINDO of STAR WARS: KOTOR (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 526): ACE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 500): NIKITA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 490): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 217): MATT RISIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 478): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 426): WILLIE MCGEE of ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 203): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 191): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 375): EB GOLLU of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 168): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 419): DR DAZZLE of PEPPER PRACTICE II from ANDOR (The Muffin
                             Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 537): WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 422): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 545): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 541): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 540): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 544): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 541): BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 536): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 527): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 526): SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 500): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 490): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 217): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 478): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 426): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 203): OF WOLF AND MAN (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 191): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 375): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 168): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 419): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1MORDANT (turn 536): BRICK WALL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 541): HAPPY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
               (turn 540): VANGUARD of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
                           FIREBALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 527): JOLEE BINDO of STAR WARS: KOTOR (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
                            LA TOUR of PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
                (turn 526): DAVE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 526): ACE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 500): NIKITA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 477): FRANKENBUTT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Lillian Lust!  Ah, YES, just the wench I wanted within arm's reach when I have
something to CELEBRATE!  Hold still, wench!  You're learning from the best here.

                                         Ace

P.S.  14-15-13-9-11-13-9  TP.  Scimitar!  Very low/low.  Expert ratings in riposte
and parry.

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon SUNSET, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Nothing is certain in SUNSET, with changing 
loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--D.R.I..  KANO CLAN 
after a sorry 0-0-0 might want to consider abandoning the sands and taking up singing 
the 'Can't fight no more' blues!  D.R.I. posted a nice gain, to come in 1st.  
Everybody loves a winner...  GRIM FANDANGO had cause to celebrate, after SCYTHE got 
15 points by beating SUPPURATING CORPSE.  SUPPURATING CORPSE certainly had a baffled 
expression on hers face, after losing to SCYTHE and losing 12 points in the process!  
What can be a greater victory?  ADDUCTOR MAGNUS has taken his place as the top, as 
SUNSET's new Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in SUNSET is using psychics to predict 
wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so 
did the "warriors" in SUNSET avoid KANO CLAN.  The warriors of KANO CLAN found their 
efforts at combat frustrated as SONS OF SATAN apparently had more important things to 
do than fight.  If challenges were horses, TUSK could open up a fast food joint!  
Mismatched by 10 points, BREAKSPERE was beat by CALPURNIA.  Is this really worth 
noting?  I thought CALPURNIA showed great skill and promise when she overcame 
BREAKSPERE.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Those who owe MORTICIAN of NASTY MOB money and had written him off, take note:  he'S 
BACK FROM THE DARK ARENA!!!  AND he'S MAD!!!  A moment of silence for ALTURIA, who 
died an untimely death at the hands of COUCH SLOUCH.  In the spirit of revenge, we 
call upon EQUITES VIRTUS to act!  Justice was served as VERGIL fought LILLIAN LUST in 
bloodfeud.  Well done, EQUITES VIRTUS!  Charity is unknown in SUNSET, and rightly so. 
D.R.I. exacted their revenge against EQUITES VIRTUS.  Questions are being raised 
about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in SUNSET 
would I avoid!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  More important duties call me.  Can anything 
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for SUNSET?  On that giddy note I take 
my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 5922          9   4  0    92       MUSCLE MEN (511)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUCKBERT 5970                21  14  3   121       SWORD OPERA (323)
 COUCH SLOUCH 6181             7   1  2    94       D.R.I. (536)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MOMORO WA 5514               14   5  0    75       KANO CLAN (106)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DJININSKI 5953               13  27  0    66       SWORD OPERA (323)
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 6184        6   2  1    66       D.R.I. (536)
 TUSK 6095                    10   7  1    64       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCYTHE 6185                   7   2  0    64       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 LILLIAN LUST 5954            11  18  3    60       SONS OF SATAN (20)
-MAST MONKEY 6158              4   1  0    60       SEA DOGS (533)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORTICIAN 6151                4   2  1    52       NASTY MOB (456)
 AZRAEL 6076                   6   9  0    44       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 SUPPURATING CORPSE 6087       9   6  0    42       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 XAPHAN 6126                   5   4  1    42       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 CALPURNIA 6173                4   4  0    41       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VERGIL 6169                   5   4  0    33       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
-MEGA ROKU 6091                4   1  2    33       KANO CLAN (106)
-MUSHIKU BO 5713               8   8  0    32       KANO CLAN (106)
-MATSUDA KAO 5712              9   4  0    31       KANO CLAN (106)
 BONEDUST 6098                 7   9  0    30       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 REAGANOMICS 6182              5   3  1    29       D.R.I. (536)
-MISASHI SAN 6084              4   1  0    29       KANO CLAN (106)
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 6180     5   3  0    26       D.R.I. (536)
 MONTRIEUX 6213                2   1  0    25       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PARROT KEEPER 6157            1   2  1    23       SEA DOGS (533)
 RUNNING WATER 5136            2   0  0    20       LAKOTA (362)
 CHANDLER 6206                 3   0  0    19       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 WEST WIND 5125                2   1  1    18       LAKOTA (362)
-GANGPLANK RIDER 6159          1   0  0    17       SEA DOGS (533)
 BREAKSPERE 6189               3   6  0    16       SWORD OPERA (323)
 JACKAL 6193                   1   0  0    13       NASTY MOB (456)
-PECTINEUS 6097                1   0  0    13       MUSCLE MEN (511)
 SHERWOOD 6208                 2   1  0    12       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 HORACE 6171                   2   6  0    12       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
 MALOUF 6209                   2   1  0    11       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 2-LITTLE INDIANS 5106         1   0  0    10       LAKOTA (362)
 SOLSTICE 6201                 2   3  0     9       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-PSOAS MAJOR 5925              2   3  0     9       MUSCLE MEN (511)
-GRACILILS 5921                2   3  0     9       MUSCLE MEN (511)
 FLANNERY 6205                 1   2  0     5       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 HART CRANE 6207               1   2  0     5       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 SUCCORBENOTH 6215             0   2  0     2       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 BLOOD FEUDS R FUN 6216        0   1  0     1       D.R.I. (536)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
TATTOOED GURU 6183     4  3 0 D.R.I. 536            ALTURIA 6211          526 JUST REV
QUICKSILVER 406        0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          MORTICIAN 6151        527 NONE    
LOCO MUERTO 6217       0  1 0 EQUITES VIRTUS 535    QUICKSILVER 406       527 NONE    
ALTURIA 6211           1  2 1 EQUITES VIRTUS 535    COUCH SLOUCH 6181     527         
AEMILIA 6170           3  5 0 EQUITES VIRTUS 535    MEGA ROKU 6091        526         
ARTURIUS 6172          4  2 0 EQUITES VIRTUS 535    LILLIAN LUST 5954     523 JUST REV
SUNDOG 6200            0  2 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454     PARROT KEEPER 6157    524         
MAC THE KNIFE 6124     1  4 0 NASTY MOB 456         WURM KIN 414          527 NONE    
INSTIGATOR 6142        2  3 0 NASTY MOB 456         SHEWISH GIANT 408     527 NONE    
DIVA NASHONA 6149      9  3 0 SWORD OPERA 323       CROUCHING HAMSTE 6184 526         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Lord Protector Ace -- Wow, can't believe you made it out...thanks for all the learns!
Congrats and happy retirement, we're fairly certain! -- Grim Fandango

Var -- Well, thanks for the heads-up, anyway!  I did BF again last cycle, were you
avoiding??  I would, too!  <G>  I've been lusting for a good killer ripper like that
for a long time, good luck with it! -- Stik

Adductor -- Damnit... -- Tusk, looking to adjust his strategies once again

Azrael -- I can only offer my humble thanks for the win and the sweet learns, though
I don't know why one of your style would be teaching me all those!  Still, I'll take
'em! -- Scythe

Violent Pacification -- You were indeed violently pacified, at last.  Gods, I needed
that! -- Bonedust

Stik -- You do have that right, although Alturia is only passable, if that! -- Toker

D.R.I. -- See what happens when you challenge teams that don't fight!  You go 1-4
like I did this last turn.  Good challenges; I plan to return the favor. -- Toker,
mgr. Equites Virtus (535)

Literate Loons -- 5-0, decent!  I'm envious.  My first turn here was 1-4 with a loss
to Mordant Deserter.  Good luck! -- Toker

Momoro Wa -- You thought you could get the easy win my matching the scum against the
slasher didn't ya?  This slasher is already too good for that. -- Couch Slouch

Equites Virtus -- 2-0 against me that turn with a kill.  Good job!  Now let's see if
Alturia can survive the subsequent bloodfeud. -- Var

Sword Opera -- Speaking of a bloodfeud, are you going to send Ace down before he
leaves, so the hamster can get a shot at the throne? -- Var

Equites Virtus -- I commend Aemilia for the exceptional effort against Mega Roku.
But sending a fighter onto the sands without armor, and without the strength or
enough wit to even wield a longsword was a horribly fatal mistake.  She wasn't going
very far in that condition, so we might have done you a favor.  We extend our
condolences. -- Kano Clan

Satanic Sons -- You perpetrators of evil are so very lucky!  RSI handed Suppur Corpse
a win against Matsuda Kao with a 21-point (51 to 30 points) advantage.  So wallow in
it for now, freaks of evil intent.  Our guys will surely get some payback someday. --
Kano Clan

RSI Moderators -- Who did you people think was going to win a match-up between
Suppurating Corpse and Matsuda Kao??  Geez!  You gave the Corpse a 21-point
advantage, virtually handing it a win!  No impartiality in Sunset arena, is there??
Pretty obvious who's your favorite little team here. -- Kano Clan

Grim Fandango -- Many thanks for the hospitality.  Nothing exudes warmth like free
alcohol, and I can assure you my stable will keep swilling at the Broken Bone til
closing time.  Doesn't help their fighting much, but at least I'll know where they
are for a few hours. -- Sherman, mgr. of Literate Loons

Montrieux -- Hospitality my [bleep].  I could've had a warmer [bleepin] welcome at
the debtor's prison.  Next time, do me a [bleepin] favor and save your [bleepin] nice
to meet yas for someone who gives a [bleep]. -- Flannery
P.S.  I do appreciate the free booze though.

Mast Monkey -- Well, I suppose I'd be nasty-tempered, too, if I had to live on mast.
They tell me it's nutritious, but it takes so much WORK to get the tannin out of the
acorns.  And I never did see the value in a tanned intestinal tract, not to mention a
tanned tongue.  Even Debby Tonte wouldn't see the point. -- Djininski

Horace -- Whatte in ye goddes's names was thatte about?  This y-which thou callst
"poetry" is unworthy, itt does notte even scan!  You impugne ye faire namme of ye
bard's arte withf itte! -- Breakspere

Oh, yes INDEED, Ace has a Charisma of seven!  And his Attractiveness is only nine.
What a charmer, eh? -- Nick
P.S.  What I don't understand is how he comes to have a Cool of seventeen.  The Ego
of seventeen, yes, but he's never seemed very cool around the guildhouse.  One of
life's little mysteries, I guess.  We will be very glad to see the last of him, as he
is going into retirement as fast as we can ship him off.

M. Chardinee -- And the Curled Lip of Scorn (72b) to you, wretched mammal. --
Duckbert

     Ducks have lips?  I never knew. -- Ed.

Crouching Hamster -- That would be enough to drive me to drink right there.  Drat. --
Ghost of Diva Nashona

Var and D.R.I. -- Sorry 'bout that! -- Alturia
P.S.  I will be awaiting your B.F.  No running for me!

Lillian Lust -- No we haven't forgotten about you!  Don't know how it will turn out,
but got to try even if the odds are in your favor. -- Toker
P.S.  I bloodfeuded last turn and still couldn't get through.  Make me wonder?

Reaganomics -- My brother Tharkon from Talcama beat you in the last mailer.  He's the
one who told me you were easy!  (grin)  So don't be mad at me. -- Calpurnia (who's
really better than her record!)

Breakspere -- Why'd you have to go and win.  Now Toker says only one more chance for
me!  Dang it! - Horace

Malouf -- Mordant Deserter's a tricky one!  Least I have company now, he beat me too!
-- Horace

Lord Protector Ace -- It has not, of late days, been our practice to offer lands to
departing sports figures.  However, your manager has subsidized an all-expenses-paid
trip to Snowbound for you, where you are apparently to share in the management of
certain properties acquired there by some gladiatorial associates at a place called
Glacier View Estates, as a live-in caretaker.  I'm sure you'll enjoy it.  I hear
there are many exciting activities there, such as hunting ice trolls and snow wyrms
and the like.  Enjoy it. -- Alamar, Gladiatorial Lands Commissioner of Sunset

30 January 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to announce with glad hearts that Heathen
Hatebred is no longer just a friend, but also an alliance-mate.  Heathen brings a lot
with him to our alliance.  His experience, talent, and loyalty will be a great
benefit to us all.  Welcome Heathen; may all our enemies' blood continue to flow
freely! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MORTICIAN delivered the death blow upon QUICKSILVER in a 6 minute Dark Arena fight.
MAC THE KNIFE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
INSTIGATOR was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LOCO MUERTO was slaughtered by QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
COUCH SLOUCH assassinated ALTURIA in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
VERGIL unbelievably bested LILLIAN LUST in a 5 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
CROUCHING HAMSTER devastated DJININSKI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
XAPHAN was handily defeated by TUSK in a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.
CALPURNIA vanquished BREAKSPERE in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge duel.
SUCCORBENOTH lost to CHANDLER in a 3 minute brutal novice's Challenge fight.
SOLSTICE was overcome by MALOUF in a 4 minute novice's Challenge bout.
ACE was subdued by ADDUCTOR MAGNUS in a 5 minute mismatched Title match.
DUCKBERT demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SCYTHE overpowered SUPPURATING CORPSE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BONEDUST was overpowered by AZRAEL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
REAGANOMICS devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HORACE was outlasted by VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a unpopular 15 minute brawl.
WEST WIND devastated HART CRANE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RUNNING WATER savagely defeated FLANNERY in a 5 minute brutal novice's bout.
SHERWOOD was defeated by MONTRIEUX in a 4 minute amateur's conflict.
JACKAL devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLOOD FEUDS R FUN was vanquished by 2-LITTLE INDIANS in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -   7 -  1      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  15 -  2      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         AIMED BLOW        19 -  14 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  29 -  6      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  16 -  1      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  15 -  0      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  31 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  22 -  1      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   6 -  0      25  |

Turn 527 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 5922        9   4  0   92 MUSCLE MEN (511)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DUCKBERT 5970              21  14  3  121 SWORD OPERA (323)
SLASHING ATTACK  COUCH SLOUCH 6181           7   1  2   94 D.R.I. (536)
LUNGING ATTACK   CROUCHING HAMSTER 6184      6   2  1   66 D.R.I. (536)
STRIKING ATTACK  SCYTHE 6185                 7   2  0   64 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
TOTAL PARRY      MORTICIAN 6151              4   2  1   52 NASTY MOB (456)
AIMED BLOW       SUPPURATING CORPSE 6087     9   6  0   42 SONS OF SATAN (20)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LILLIAN LUST 5954.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LILLIAN LUST 5954.  The ten other most popular fighters were ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 
5922, SUCCORBENOTH 6215, CROUCHING HAMSTER 6184, CALPURNIA 6173, CHANDLER 6206, 
AZRAEL 6076, RUNNING WATER 5136, FLANNERY 6205, COUCH SLOUCH 6181, and VERGIL 6169.

The least popular fighter this week was VIOLENT PACIFICATION 6180.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were HORACE 6171, SHERWOOD 6208, BLOOD FEUDS R FUN 6216, HART 
CRANE 6207, BONEDUST 6098, SUPPURATING CORPSE 6087, BREAKSPERE 6189, DJININSKI 5953, 
ALTURIA 6211, and INSTIGATOR 6142.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ACE (21-5732) SWORD OPERA (323)

               NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed 
in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83.  If you requested that your team be 
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Any teams not 
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by May 1st will be deleted.  If you have questions 
about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI