DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/15/2006    Duedate: 02/28/2006

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-528

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ADDUCTOR MAGNUS
MUSCLE MEN (511)
(21-5922) [10-4-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ADDUCTOR MAGNUS                COUCH SLOUCH
MUSCLE MEN (511)               D.R.I. (536)
(21-5922) [10-4-0,111]         (21-6181) [8-1-3,99]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LILLIAN LUST                   MUSHIKU BO
SONS OF SATAN (20)             KANO CLAN (106)
(21-5954) [12-18-3,75]         (21-5713) [9-8-0,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

D.R.I. (536)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. D.R.I. (536)                32
2. LITERATE LOONS (538)        30      REAL BEER (424)
3. MUSCLE MEN (511)            20      Unchartered Team
4. LAKOTA (362)                15
5. REAL BEER (424)             13      D.R.I. (536)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*D.R.I. (536)              31  14  5 68.9   1/ 1*D.R.I. (536)             10  5 3
 2/ 0 REAL BEER (424)          114  59  8 65.9   2/ 3 SWORD OPERA (323)         8  6 1
 3/ 2*LITERATE LOONS (538)      12   8  1 60.0   3/ 4 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       8  7 0
 4/ 3 MUSCLE MEN (511)          19  14  0 57.6   4/ 2*LITERATE LOONS (538)      7  8 1
 5/ 4 LAKOTA (362)             213 170 11 55.6   5/ 5 EQUITES VIRTUS (535)      6  9 1
 6/ 5 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      285 249  5 53.4   6/ 6 LAKOTA (362)              5  1 0
 7/ 6 SONS OF SATAN (20)       329 314 40 51.2   7/ 8 SONS OF SATAN (20)        5 10 0
 8- 7 NASTY MOB (456)           96 104  7 48.0   8/ 7 MUSCLE MEN (511)          3  1 0
 9- 9*SEA DOGS (533)             6   8  1 42.9   9/10 KANO CLAN (106)           3  5 1
10/ 8 EQUITES VIRTUS (535)      20  28  1 41.7  10- 9 NASTY MOB (456)           2  2 1
11/10 KANO CLAN (106)          160 233 10 40.7  11/ 0 REAL BEER (424)           1  1 0
12/11 SWORD OPERA (323)        487 715 19 40.5  12-11*SEA DOGS (533)            1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 538): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 422): THE SHOCKER of INQUISITION SL5 (LHI, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 546): BLACK WIDOW of MISTRESS 4 XMAS (Angus, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 542): SCANDALF of THE SHALLOWSHIP (?, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 541): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 545): HOMOCULOUS of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 542): PESCHISOLIDO of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 537): QUIP of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 528): BACK JUICE of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 527): ADDUCTOR MAGNUS of MUSCLE MEN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 501): I.B. KLONIN of HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 491): HARANDUR of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 217): MATT RISIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 479): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 427): GRANDMASTER of RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 204): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 192): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 376): DIO of MIDGETS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 169): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 420): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 538): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 422): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 546): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 542): ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 541): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 545): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 542): BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 537): SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 528): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 527): D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 501): HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 491): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 217): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 479): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 427): RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 204): OF WOLF AND MAN (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 192): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 376): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 169): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 420): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 541): HAPPY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 528): BACK JUICE of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
                (turn 527): JOLEE BINDO of STAR WARS: KOTOR (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
                            LA TOUR of PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 526): ACE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 500): NIKITA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 204): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 376): DIO of MIDGETS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for REAGANOMICS, who 
flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing SUPPURATING CORPSE like a melon.  
Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the 
sands.  MONTRIEUX lost to SHERWOOD and drops 16 points.  Unlike most arenas, ADDUCTOR 
MAGNUS managed to get his challenge off against the 21-14-3 DUCKBERT.  Going for the 
gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was SWORD OPERA's DUCKBERT, who 
was turned away from the Duelmastership by ADDUCTOR MAGNUS.  4 out of 5 gladiators 
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid D.R.I., please raise you hand.  Wow.  
Does SUNSET really have that many liars?  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch 
LAKOTA's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from 
D.R.I..  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, DJININSKI would be president. 
Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Ask not the elves for counsel, 
for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in SUNSET have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  And 
remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've 
heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 5922         10   4  0   111       MUSCLE MEN (511)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BODDINGTON'S 5035            17   9  0   142       REAL BEER (424)
-THAT! 5272                   13   5  2   120       REAL BEER (424)
-BASS 5262                     9   2  2   117       REAL BEER (424)
 COUCH SLOUCH 6181             8   1  3    99       D.R.I. (536)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUCKBERT 5970                21  15  3    89       SWORD OPERA (323)
 STELLA ARTOIS 5560           11   5  0    88       REAL BEER (424)
 DJININSKI 5953               14  27  0    78       SWORD OPERA (323)
 LILLIAN LUST 5954            12  18  3    75       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 SCYTHE 6185                   8   2  0    72       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOMORO WA 5514               14   6  0    64       KANO CLAN (106)
 HOEGARDEN 5554                7  11  0    62       REAL BEER (424)
-MAST MONKEY 6158              4   1  0    60       SEA DOGS (533)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TUSK 6095                    10   8  1    55       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 AZRAEL 6076                   7   9  0    54       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 6184        6   3  1    53       D.R.I. (536)
-MORTICIAN 6151                4   2  1    52       NASTY MOB (456)
 REAGANOMICS 6182              6   3  1    49       D.R.I. (536)
 MUSHIKU BO 5713               9   8  0    47       KANO CLAN (106)
 BONEDUST 6098                 8   9  0    47       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 SUPPURATING CORPSE 6087       9   7  0    36       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 6180     6   3  0    34       D.R.I. (536)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MEGA ROKU 6091                4   1  2    33       KANO CLAN (106)
 MATSUDA KAO 5712              9   5  0    32       KANO CLAN (106)
 CALPURNIA 6173                4   5  0    32       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
 SHERWOOD 6208                 3   1  0    30       LITERATE LOONS (538)
-MISASHI SAN 6084              4   1  0    29       KANO CLAN (106)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WEST WIND 5125                3   1  1    27       LAKOTA (362)
 XAPHAN 6126                   5   5  1    26       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 RUNNING WATER 5136            3   0  0    25       LAKOTA (362)
 BREAKSPERE 6189               4   6  0    24       SWORD OPERA (323)
 CHANDLER 6206                 4   0  0    24       LITERATE LOONS (538)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PARROT KEEPER 6157            1   2  1    23       SEA DOGS (533)
 VERGIL 6169                   5   5  0    22       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
-GANGPLANK RIDER 6159          1   0  0    17       SEA DOGS (533)
 HORACE 6171                   3   6  0    15       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
 HART CRANE 6207               2   2  1    14       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 BLOOD FEUDS R FUN 6216        1   1  0    13       D.R.I. (536)
-JACKAL 6193                   1   0  0    13       NASTY MOB (456)
-PECTINEUS 6097                1   0  0    13       MUSCLE MEN (511)
 2-LITTLE INDIANS 5106         1   1  0    11       LAKOTA (362)
-PSOAS MAJOR 5925              2   3  0     9       MUSCLE MEN (511)
 MONTRIEUX 6213                2   2  0     9       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-GRACILILS 5921                2   3  0     9       MUSCLE MEN (511)
 MALOUF 6209                   2   2  0     8       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 ROSSMONT 6228                 1   0  1     6       SWORD OPERA (323)
 FLANNERY 6205                 1   3  0     6       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 KORUSH 6229                   1   0  0     5       SWORD OPERA (323)
 SUCCORBENOTH 6215             0   3  0     3       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 GERMANIUS 6226                0   1  0     1       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
 MUSCLE MAN 6107               0   1  0     1       MUSCLE MEN (511)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
KHALHUMS DWARF 403     0  1 0   1                   COUCH SLOUCH 6181     528 NONE    
TATTOOED GURU 6183     4  3 0 D.R.I. 536            ALTURIA 6211          526 REVENGED
IBERIUS 6227           0  1 0 EQUITES VIRTUS 535    ROSSMONT 6228         528         
AEMILIA 6170           3  5 0 EQUITES VIRTUS 535    MEGA ROKU 6091        526         
ALTURIA 6211           1  2 1 EQUITES VIRTUS 535    COUCH SLOUCH 6181     527         
SOLSTICE 6201          2  4 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454     HART CRANE 6207       528         
SUNDOG 6200            0  2 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454     PARROT KEEPER 6157    524 NONE    
DIVA NASHONA 6149      9  3 0 SWORD OPERA 323       CROUCHING HAMSTE 6184 526         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Var and D.R.I. -- Sorry 'bout that! -- Alturia
P.S.  I will be awaiting your B.F.  No running for me!

Lillian Lust -- No we haven't forgotten about you!  Don't know how it will turn out, 
but got to try even if the odds are in your favor. -- Toker
P.S.  I bloodfeuded last turn and still couldn't get through.  Make me wonder?

Reaganomics -- My brother Tharkon from Talcama beat you in the last mailer.  He's the 
one who told me you were easy!  (grin)  So don't be mad at me. -- Calpurnia (who's 
really better than her record!)

Breakspere -- Why'd you have to go and win.  Now Toker says only one more chance for 
me!  Dang it! -- Horace

Malouf -- Mordant Deserter's a tricky one!  Least I have company now, he beat me too! 
-- Horace

Ed. -- Could we please have a list of Who's Who in town? -- Lord Xiang

     Sorry, next time. -- Temp Ed.

Alturia & Toker -- Well, that worked out a little too good.  I was hoping to stretch 
the bloodfeud out for a couple turns.  I guess that means the ball is back in your 
court.  I'm guessing you'll send that scum Vergil after me.  Unless you want to risk 
another one of your warriors's necks and send Calpurnia. -- Couch Slouch

Djininski -- You didn't know a hamster was that quick did ya? -- the crouching one

Lakota (and Chief Illiniwek, I believe?) -- Welcome back, from one who returned while 
you were gone.  Hope you stay around for a while and spill some blood.  Drinks on us 
tonight at the Double B!! -- Stik and Grim Fandango

Nasty Mob and Papa Bear -- Nice to see you back as well.  Looks like Mortician is 
better than you thought! -- Stik

Suppurating Corpse -- Go suppurate some more. -- Scythe

Azrael -- Thought I'd take you the next time we met, guess I've got more work to do.  
Surprise. -- Bonedust

Xaphan -- Just 'cause I am what I am and you are what you are doesn't mean matchup = 
easy win for you, sucka. -- Tusk

Horace -- Shhh! you fool.  Some fights are better forgotten.  Some secrets too dark 
to recall.  Mordant Deserter?  Never heard of him.  And that's the story I'm stickin 
to. -- Malouf

Crouching Hamster -- Oh, yes, you WERE laughing at me, I could hear you.  Laughing 
like a drain, and just because you nearly killed ME as well as my teammate, the Diva.  
You are a deadly beast, and I know it! -- Djininski
P.S.  Probably your style.
P.P.S.  And being a tall dwarf.

Calpurnia -- Thou art a slighte and lightsome wench, withe a bitt of a temper itt is 
true, but a fine figure withall.  I would delighte to dine withe thee, iff thou arrt 
prepared to paye ye bil thyself.  Which is thine owne fault, for I cannott reach my 
hande into my purse fore ye bandages. -- Breakspere

Abductor Magnus -- If you think you're going to impress ME with all that muscle 
flexing, well, think again, buster brown.  I'm a Lord Protector, and I don't HAVE to 
be impressed by you guys.  I'm the impressive one here! -- Ace

If this Assassin was convicted of anything, it must have been incompetence.  He 
couldn't assassinate a wilted houseplant. -- Duckbert
P.S.  Typical mammalian incompetence.

Var -- Sorry, but sending anybody a challenge is too much effort.  I did issue an 
avoid last year.  I think.  But challenges... no. -- Nick, Sword Opera

Ed. -- It's a metaphorical curled lip.  Mammals, especially gladiators, wouldn't 
understand if I offered them the type of insulting gesture we Ducks use among 
ourselves. -- Duckbert

Kano Clan -- As for Aemilia, yeah, you may have done me a favor.  But she did beat 
Mega Roku on their first date.  Only reason she wasn't DA'd on her first fight was I 
thought there were more TPs over here than there are.  Oh well! -- Toker

Breakspere -- I 're sum 'ti! -- Horace

Vor -- Good BF.  Alturioa wasn't anything special:  WS, 12-10-8-17-13-13.  I just 
wish I had a good warrior to VF with.  Damn! -- Toker
P.S.  My replacements for your kill and my DA were barely above par.  I should DA 
them both, but I guess I can give them a chance.

30 January 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to announce with glad hearts that Heathen
Hatebred is no longer just a friend, but also an alliance-mate.  Heathen brings a lot
with him to our alliance.  His experience, talent, and loyalty will be a great
benefit to us all.  Welcome Heathen; may all our enemies' blood continue to flow
freely! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ADDUCTOR MAGNUS devastated DUCKBERT in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
LILLIAN LUST demolished CROUCHING HAMSTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TUSK was overpowered by DJININSKI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MUSHIKU BO overpowered VERGIL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MATSUDA KAO was outlasted by VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 26 minute Challenge struggle.
HORACE bested FLANNERY in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
HART CRANE savagely slew SOLSTICE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
SHERWOOD vanquished MONTRIEUX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MALOUF was vanquished by WEST WIND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLOOD FEUDS R FUN overpowered SUCCORBENOTH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
COUCH SLOUCH savagely slew KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
STELLA ARTOIS devastated MOMORO WA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HOEGARDEN was subdued by SCYTHE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory match.
XAPHAN was handily defeated by BONEDUST in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
AZRAEL vanquished CALPURNIA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
SUPPURATING CORPSE was handily defeated by REAGANOMICS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BREAKSPERE devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RUNNING WATER demolished GERMANIUS in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
2-LITTLE INDIANS was beaten by CHANDLER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute amateur's fight.
MUSCLE MAN was beaten by KORUSH in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
IBERIUS was killed by ROSSMONT in a action packed 1 minute beginner's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -   8 -  1      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  14 -  3      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         AIMED BLOW        18 -  16 -  1      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  28 -  5      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  31 -  2      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  22 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  12 -  1      40  |

Turn 528 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2                                       2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 5922       10   4  0  111 MUSCLE MEN (511)
SLASHING ATTACK  COUCH SLOUCH 6181           8   1  3   99 D.R.I. (536)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DUCKBERT 5970              21  15  3   89 SWORD OPERA (323)
STRIKING ATTACK  SCYTHE 6185                 8   2  0   72 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
TOTAL PARRY      MOMORO WA 5514             14   6  0   64 KANO CLAN (106)
LUNGING ATTACK   CROUCHING HAMSTER 6184      6   3  1   53 D.R.I. (536)
AIMED BLOW       SUPPURATING CORPSE 6087     9   7  0   36 SONS OF SATAN (20)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LILLIAN LUST 5954.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MUSHIKU BO 5713.  The ten other most popular fighters were 2-LITTLE INDIANS 
5106, COUCH SLOUCH 6181, ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 5922, FLANNERY 6205, SCYTHE 6185, AZRAEL 
6076, REAGANOMICS 6182, DUCKBERT 5970, DJININSKI 5953, and HART CRANE 6207.

The least popular fighter this week was MATSUDA KAO 5712.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were VIOLENT PACIFICATION 6180, CALPURNIA 6173, XAPHAN 6126, MOMORO 
WA 5514, SUCCORBENOTH 6215, MALOUF 6209, MONTRIEUX 6213, HORACE 6171, MUSCLE MAN 
6107, and BREAKSPERE 6189.