DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/10/2006    Duedate: 05/23/2006

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-534

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TUSK
GRIM FANDANGO (454)
(21-6095) [16-8-2,133]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TUSK                           MAST MONKEY
GRIM FANDANGO (454)            SEA DOGS (533)
(21-6095) [16-8-2,133]         (21-6158) [6-1-0,83]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LILLIAN LUST                   CROUCHING HAMSTER
SONS OF SATAN (20)             D.R.I. (536)
(21-5954) [12-21-3,76]         (21-6184) [8-6-1,49]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SEA DOGS (533)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SEA DOGS (533)              66
2. NASTY MOB (456)             55      THE GOOD BOOK (444)
3. SONS OF SATAN (20)          28      Unchartered Team
4. GRIM FANDANGO (454)         25
5. SWORD OPERA (323)           22      SEA DOGS (533)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 THE GOOD BOOK (444)       68  31  4 68.7   1/ 9*SEA DOGS (533)            8  1 1
 2/ 1 REAL BEER (424)          121  61  8 66.5   2/ 3 LAKOTA (362)              8  4 1
 3/ 5*SEA DOGS (533)            14   9  2 60.9   3/ 2 SWORD OPERA (323)         8  7 1
 4/ 2 D.R.I. (536)              42  28  5 60.0   4/ 1 EQUITES VIRTUS (535)      7  7 1
 5/ 4 LAKOTA (362)             227 178 12 56.0   5/ 8 REAL BEER (424)           6  1 0
 6/ 6 MUSCLE MEN (511)          22  18  0 55.0   6/ 4 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       6  7 1
 7/ 7 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      302 260  7 53.7   7/ 7 KANO CLAN (106)           5  3 0
 8/ 8 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)      407 358 37 53.2   8/ 5 LITERATE LOONS (538)      5 10 0
 9/ 0 SONS OF SATAN (20)       335 322 40 51.0   9/11 D.R.I. (536)              4  6 0
10/ 9 EQUITES VIRTUS (535)      36  36  6 50.0  10/ 6*W.H.E.T.T. (541)          4  7 0
11/11 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       33  35  0 48.5  11/14 NASTY MOB (456)           3  2 1
12/10 LITERATE LOONS (538)      24  26  3 48.0  12/ 0 SONS OF SATAN (20)        3  2 0
13/12 NASTY MOB (456)          100 111  8 47.4  13/12 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       2  3 0
14/13 KANO CLAN (106)          167 240 10 41.0  14/ 0 THE GOOD BOOK (444)       1  0 0
15/14 SWORD OPERA (323)        501 731 20 40.7  15/13 MUSCLE MEN (511)          1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16/15*W.H.E.T.T. (541)           8  13  1 38.1  16/10 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)       1  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in SUNSET!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, EQUITES VIRTUS had to be 
so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by SEA DOGS!  Way to go SEA DOGS!  I 
don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or anything, but BLACKEST PRIDE really goofed 
with their 1-4-0.  The guys at SEA DOGS like really pulled together to get a 4-1-1 
this turn, moving up by 8.  What was the name of that team who got 3-1-0 this turn 
for a total 227-178-12 you ask?  (Sure)  LAKOTA's their name, and fighting's their 
game!  MVP award for JACKAL?  NASTY MOB's proud of him after beating CHANDLER and 
getting 20 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  MUSHIKU BO got smashed by 
AZRAEL, and lost 13 points!  What a putz!  STELLA ARTOIS fights so hard to be 
Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said she was a genius... 
And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome 
TUSK.  Aren't GRIM FANDANGO proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said SUNSET's 
Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Wildlife Unlimited?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of KANO CLAN must be getting lonely.  
They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  
What kind of warriors are D.R.I.?  KANO CLAN, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, 
can't get them to accept an invitation!  Can D.R.I.'s REAGANOMICS be more popular 
than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  Ooh!  Did FABLE 
really know what he was doing when he challenged HART CRANE?  A 1-2-0 speaks volumes. 
(Zontoni said that.  I don't know what it means.) What did FABLE expect, anyway!  Of 
course HART CRANE won.  Next time stick to people you have a chance against, dummy!  
For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out GHENGIS challenged SCYTHE.  After 
all, haven't W.H.E.T.T. and GRIM FANDANGO had a long standing duel in SUNSET?  It 
wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but SCYTHE wants me to write about it since 
he subdued GHENGIS.  Satisfied?  ADDUCTOR MAGNUS must not be a good enough fighter to 
get in fair fights.  He challenged MOMORO WA.  12 is a big difference.  (Well, that's 
what they tell me.) I thought ADDUCTOR MAGNUS showed great skill and promise when he 
subdued MOMORO WA.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All SUNSET ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  MAN OVERBOARD returns from the 
Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his SEA DOGS teammates...  JACKAL of NASTY MOB 
wasn't planning on killing CHANDLER, I bet.  Now he has to worry about being 
Bloodfeuded, and getting put on lists...  D.R.I. figured it was better to let 
CALPURNIA kill COUCH SLOUCH unpunished, and not worry about getting nailed again!  
CICERO really fought hard against ROSSMONT.  That'll teach SWORD OPERA not to go and 
kill any of EQUITES VIRTUS' guys again, huh!  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  
(ROAD RUNNER vs. VELARIA, that is.) Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can 
do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  SUNSET is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TUSK 6095                    16   8  2   133       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BODDINGTON'S 5035            18   9  0   165       REAL BEER (424)
-THAT! 5272                   14   5  2   125       REAL BEER (424)
-STELLA ARTOIS 5560           14   5  0   124       REAL BEER (424)
 DJININSKI 5953               20  27  0   117       SWORD OPERA (323)
-BASS 5262                     9   2  2   117       REAL BEER (424)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 1984 5236                    10   1  0    91       THE GOOD BOOK (444)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 5922         12   8  0    90       MUSCLE MEN (511)
 CALPURNIA 6173                8   6  1    90       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
 MAST MONKEY 6158              6   1  0    83       SEA DOGS (533)
 LILLIAN LUST 5954            12  21  3    76       SONS OF SATAN (20)
-THE GOAL 5096                11   5  1    71       THE GOOD BOOK (444)
 MOMORO WA 5514               17   8  0    67       KANO CLAN (106)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BONEDUST 6098                12  11  0    66       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 HOEGARDEN 5554                9  13  0    66       REAL BEER (424)
 AZRAEL 6076                   9  10  0    63       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 SCYTHE 6185                  11   5  0    62       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 REAGANOMICS 6182              9   5  1    60       D.R.I. (536)
 TERRE HAUTE 4522             11   6  0    58       TRIAL & ERROR (408)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 6180    10   4  0    54       D.R.I. (536)
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 6184        8   6  1    49       D.R.I. (536)
 WEST WIND 5125                7   3  1    45       LAKOTA (362)
-MATSUDA KAO 5712             12   6  0    44       KANO CLAN (106)
 MUSHIKU BO 5713              10  12  0    43       KANO CLAN (106)
 PARROT KEEPER 6157            3   2  1    42       SEA DOGS (533)
 SUPPURATING CORPSE 6087      10   9  0    41       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 DARK SKY 6236                 4   2  1    41       LAKOTA (362)
 XAPHAN 6126                   6   7  1    34       SONS OF SATAN (20)
-RUNNING WATER 5136            5   2  0    34       LAKOTA (362)
 HART CRANE 6207               4   6  1    34       LITERATE LOONS (538)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VERGIL 6169                   9   6  0    33       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
-MEGA ROKU 6091                4   1  2    33       KANO CLAN (106)
 JACKAL 6193                   2   0  1    33       NASTY MOB (456)
 MAN OVERBOARD 6277            1   0  1    33       SEA DOGS (533)
 BULGAKOV 6244                 5   0  1    31       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 GHENGIS 6242                  3   2  1    31       W.H.E.T.T. (541)
 GANGPLANK RIDER 6159          2   1  0    31       SEA DOGS (533)
-MISASHI SAN 6084              4   1  0    29       KANO CLAN (106)
-QUINTUS REX 6243              3   1  2    29       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
 BREAKSPERE 6189               5  11  0    26       SWORD OPERA (323)
-INFERNO 5278                  2   0  0    25       THE GOOD BOOK (444)
 GOLDENBEARD 6202              2   0  0    24       SEA DOGS (533)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE SCARLET LETTER 5288       2   0  1    21       THE GOOD BOOK (444)
 SUCCORBENOTH 6215             2   3  0    20       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 SHERWOOD 6208                 4   6  0    18       LITERATE LOONS (538)
-WOODY HAYES 6238              1   3  0    17       W.H.E.T.T. (541)
 CICERO 6262                   1   1  0    17       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
 SALLY PERT 6268               1   1  0    16       SWORD OPERA (323)
 BARON TONE 6249               3   1  0    15       SWORD OPERA (323)
 ROMULAN 6166                  3   2  0    15       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
-MUSCLE MAN 6107               1   1  0    15       MUSCLE MEN (511)
 GRAVEYARD TAN 6278            1   0  0    15       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 ROSSMONT 6228                 2   5  2    13       SWORD OPERA (323)
-PECTINEUS 6097                1   0  0    13       MUSCLE MEN (511)
-HSORLJ 6008                   1   0  0    13       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 ROAD RUNNER 6237              2   0  0    12       LAKOTA (362)
 NEVER 5633                    1   5  0    12       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
-CRIME & PUNISHMENT 5149       2   4  0    10       THE GOOD BOOK (444)
-PSOAS MAJOR 5925              2   3  0     9       MUSCLE MEN (511)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRACILILS 5921                2   3  0     9       MUSCLE MEN (511)
-LUCY 4523                     2   2  0     8       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 HELL BOUND 6251               1   0  0     8       NASTY MOB (456)
 BAD HANDWRITING 6276          1   0  0     8       LAKOTA (362)
 BUKOWSKI 6246                 1   3  1     7       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 IMA D. RUNK 6245              1   2  0     7       D.R.I. (536)
 VELARIA 6256                  1   2  1     6       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
-COBB 6240                     1   3  0     6       W.H.E.T.T. (541)
 BUBONIC BEN 6252              1   0  0     6       NASTY MOB (456)
-LIZZIE 6255                   1   1  0     6       W.H.E.T.T. (541)
 FABLE 6247                    1   2  0     5       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
 LION'S SHARE 6258             0   1  0     5       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
 VULGE 6260                    0   2  0     2       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-BILL LAIMBEER 6261            0   1  0     1       W.H.E.T.T. (541)
 BUBBA LOVE 6270               0   1  0     1       D.R.I. (536)
 TANTRUM 6257                  0   1  0     1       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
CRITTER 6269           0  1 0 BLACKEST PRIDE 71     MR. TWISTER 405       534 NONE    
COUCH SLOUCH 6181      9  2 3 D.R.I. 536            CALPURNIA 6173        530 NOT REVE
DARK CHAMPION 411      0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          MAN OVERBOARD 6277    534 NONE    
HORACE 6171            4  7 1 EQUITES VIRTUS 535    GHENGIS 6242          531 REVENGED
GERMANIUS 6226         2  2 0 EQUITES VIRTUS 535    ROSSMONT 6228         532 JUST REV
TOMMY HAWK 6248        0  1 0 LAKOTA 362            VELARIA 6256          533 JUST REV
CHANDLER 6206          6  4 0 LITERATE LOONS 538    JACKAL 6193           534         
TYPHOID MARY 6254      0  1 0 NASTY MOB 456         STONE GOLEM 413       534 NONE    
HATCHET MAN 6253       0  1 0 NASTY MOB 456         ARENAMASTER HARTH 410 534 NONE    
TYPHOID MARY 6223      0  1 0 NASTY MOB 456         QUINTUS REX 6243      531         
HELL BOUND 6224        1  1 0 NASTY MOB 456         BULGAKOV 6244         531         
DUCKBERT 5970         22 18 3 SWORD OPERA 323       TUSK 6095             532         
KORUSH 6229            2  1 0 SWORD OPERA 323       QUINTUS REX 6243      530 NOT REVE
FREDDY K. 6239         1  1 0 W.H.E.T.T. 541        BUKOWSKI 6246         531 REVENGED
ADOLF 6241             1  2 0 W.H.E.T.T. 541        DARK SKY 6236         532         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Shaman -- I think you may have done me a favor.  Adolf was 11-7-12-17-7-9-21 with +4
Att, but you saw how little he learned. -- Valamond
P.S.  The bloodfeud is on its way!

Quintus Rex -- Parlez vous Francais?  Non?  Better luck next time. -- Ghengis

Quintus Rex -- Shut Ghengis up for good please!  He's too stupid to learn French and
fighting skills at the same time.  Besides, I am not interested in having a French-
speaking barbarian on my team. -- Valamond

All -- This "arena of death" thing is giving me plenty of practice preparing new
fighters for the arena. -- Valamond

Crouching Hamster -- Here Hamster, Hamster!!  Hey where'd ya go?  What you don't want
to play?  Either you're "crouching" in a corner, or you're running on your wheel,
huh! -- Calpurnia the ever cocky! (LOL)

Scythe -- I thought I was done for when I saw you enter the arena opposite me.  Alas,
I was wrong as usual! -- Calpurnia

Ghengis -- That was a close one!  You did finish it with that beautiful smashing blow
to my derriere.  I don't want to go through that again. -- Quintus Rex

Bulgakov -- You must not have seen the vomit I slipped in huh! -- Valeria

Stik and G.F. -- I won't give it back either, no I won't!  I have top team now!  ME,
that's who!  (grin) -- Toker, D.E. Alliance
P.S.  I've decided to stay on a pretty permanent basis.  I've come to like the people
around here!

Breakspace -- You mean I was named after a poet and don't even know it?  I'm gonna
have to talk to old Barkie Toker 'bout this!  I ain't no sissy poet! -- Vergil (who
thought he was named after a pirate or something!)

Vergil -- No wonder you can't remember you were named after one of the, if not the,
greatest classical poet of his time!  Using "I ain't no" in a sentence.  Stop playing
the part of an over-masculine idiot.  It doesn't fit you!  And watch the Barkie
comment or you might be seeing something dark very soon! -- Dark Knight Toker (your
boss, fool!)

All -- It looks as if my stable has jumped head over heels into this "Arena of Death"
stuff.  They either want to kill or be kill!
P.S.  Welcome the newest addition to Equites Virtus thanks to Rossmont!  Cicero is a
highly trained school teacher who loves poems and philosophy, but just needed an
alternative way to pay bills!

Ultraist -- Umm, what's a "Managers on the Sands" competition? -- One Armed Bandit

Toker -- You seem to be everywhere!  Talcama, Mordant, Sunset...all the finest
Delarquan cities. -- One Armed Bandit

Olaf Modeen -- My Sea Dogs return to Sunset, go 4-0, capture three awards, and you
can't mention them in your spy report?  Time for your medication, indeed. -- One
Armed Bandit

Stik -- Alas, I have to shut down here (and everywhere that's not Royal Flush or
active with an arena contest right now (52?)) as for the second summer in a row, work
has decided that I need to transfer to a new geographic location.  I'd like to be
back around Sept/Oct. -- Crip, mgr. of Real Beer

Ultraist -- If those were nominations for a hall of fame, I'd strongly object to the
inclusion of King Crab in Sunset's history.  The warrior in question was actually
originally a Doc Legrand warrior in DM26, and was transferred to Victor Origin around
1989, and is the only occasion where I've seen RSI change the ID# of a character to
facilitate the transfer of a character from one account to another.  I gather after
this change, they found other methods to solve the problem. -- Crip

Ultraist -- So far I'm enjoying my stay, you still drink a couple at the FTF. --
Shaman

Stik -- Thanks for the welcome, and right know I plan on staying awhile. -- Shaman

Ultraist -- Well, that was quite a party...I think we broke the new place in well
enough!  I've never seen so many grown men standing slack-jawed as when Eve hit the
big finale of her show!  The whiskey was excellent, sorry 'bout Tusk spitting tobacco
juice on the new floors.  Quicksilver's still pissed, says he won't let him back in
for a year, hah!  I take it your boys were too hung over to make it to the fights
next day?? -- Stik

Real Beer -- Wow, it's looking a little hostile up here.... -- Tusk

Mast Monkey -- Weren't you a Tourney Victor a while back?  Still, I am shamed...and
no skills?  WTF?!?? -- Scythe

Djininski -- (grinding teeth) Sooner or later, before you graduate or die, one of us
WILL defeat you.... -- Bonedust and GF

Ultraist -- I'm up for another MOTS go 'round.  What should we do for prizes?
Perhaps everyone entering should contribute a new teamsheet or two.  Maybe we can get
a couple potions out of the commission? -- Stik

Tusk -- "Honor"?, you dim-witted orthodontistically-challenged twit.  Clearly,
anyone willing to step onto the sands and battle a slobbering degenerate like
yourself has no honor.  Not to mention self-respect. -- Hart Crane (Gleefully without
honor, class, or self-respect, but with a nice set of teeth.)

Breakspere -- That olde english, like a eunuch's yodel!  It must stop! -- Hart Crane

Ultraist -- My streak has been enjoyable, hope it keeps going!  My main (home) arena
is 18.  I've been there for a while now.  However, I am active every turn in DM-1,
18, 21, 31, (sometimes), 47, 52 and 59.  I am running a contest in DM-52 "Fratsfa's
Quest for the Best," which has been fun.  I've played in others, but those are
favorites! -- D.K. Toker Desolate Empire Alliance

Stik -- Scythe put up a little fight before Calpurnia finished him off (evil grin).
She said she can't wait for a rematch.  By the way all my ads have either been
showing up a turn late, or aren't printed at all.  Or you would have seen where I
said nah, nah, nah, nah, nahhhhh, I took top team!  (grin) -- D.K. Toker

Rossmont -- Don't feel bad at all.  You are becoming my new warrior's test.  If they
can't beat you, then hopefully you'll kill them! -- Toker

Ghengis -- You fought valiantly and no further B.F.s will be coming.  (I talked Toker
into letting it go!)  Don't tell him, but it's because I liked your savage sexiness!
-- Calpurnia

Sherwood -- Good fight, but as I am Quintus Rex (6th King) you were no match! --
Quintus Rex

Tommy Hawk (Ghost of) -- It wasn't even intentional!  I guess it's just Toker's
training.  Sorry! -- Velaria

Baron Tone -- As that was my first fight I learned a few things.  Believe me when I
say I will have my revenge! -- A totally mad Cicero

11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins:  I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust.  I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action.  Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.

3 May 2006
All -- I've seen what's on the forum.  So I'm prey, am I, Max.  You and all your
devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay.  I don't have to
explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on.  Feel free to come over
to 31 for a thrashing.  Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance.  They tend to
share my sentiments about the VC.  If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at
liberty to talk for them.  The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm

6 May 2006
The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics are off to a grand start!  With seventeen teams
declared, running under eight different flags (not to mention six additional non-
Olympic teams present), it is looking to be as tough as any previous Olympiad, if not
more!  Olympians petitioned the Commission to make an allowance for late entries, and
the Commission agreed, and will allow new entrants to partake, as long as they are
active by Round 3 (T546, due May 29th).  So if you wish to enter, please email your
intentions to amicitia@gwi.net with team name, manager name, and affiliation
(alliance name or independent), or show up in Mordant (DM-1) on, or before, May 29th
and place your declarations in the newsletter!

Amicitia Primoris (Lord Xiang, Dameon Darkheart, JGW, Seraphim)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CRITTER was butchered by MR. TWISTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TYPHOID MARY was unbelievably slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
MAN OVERBOARD put to death DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
HATCHET MAN was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
ROAD RUNNER bested VELARIA in a 3 minute novice's Bloodfeud fight.
CICERO subdued ROSSMONT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Bloodfeud competition.
ADDUCTOR MAGNUS viciously subdued MOMORO WA in a 4 minute master's Challenge fight.
MAST MONKEY handily defeated REAGANOMICS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TERRE HAUTE unbelievably bested CROUCHING HAMSTER in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
HOEGARDEN vanquished WEST WIND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
VERGIL was savagely defeated by PARROT KEEPER in a 3 minute Challenge match.
GHENGIS was overpowered by SCYTHE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GOLDENBEARD bested SHERWOOD in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
FABLE was devastated by HART CRANE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
TUSK slimly won victory over CALPURNIA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title bout.
DJININSKI handily defeated BONEDUST in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
LILLIAN LUST was bested by 1984 in a exciting 4 minute bloody uneven duel.
MUSHIKU BO was devastated by AZRAEL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SUPPURATING CORPSE was luckily beaten by VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 14 minute match.
BULGAKOV beat BREAKSPERE in a 4 minute bloody fight.
GANGPLANK RIDER was bested by XAPHAN in a popular 1 minute contest.
CHANDLER was assassinated by JACKAL in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
DARK SKY viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a action packed 1 minute bloody duel.
SUCCORBENOTH defeated IMA D. RUNK in a popular 6 minute match.
ROMULAN defeated VULGE in a 2 minute duel.
NEVER was overpowered by SALLY PERT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BARON TONE savagely defeated TANTRUM in a action packed 7 minute brutal novice's bout.
BUKOWSKI lost to BAD HANDWRITING in a 3 minute novice's fray.
LION'S SHARE was viciously subdued by HELL BOUND in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
BUBONIC BEN defeated BUBBA LOVE in a action packed 1 minute beginner's fight.
GRAVEYARD TAN overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 3 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         WALL OF STEEL     39 -  26 -  6      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  20 -  4      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  15 -  3      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  23 -  3      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       29 -  24 -  2      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  17 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  22 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  16 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW        12 -  24 -  2      33  |

Turn 534 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      5 -  1     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    TUSK 6095                  16   8  2  133 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
STRIKING ATTACK  1984 5236                  10   1  0   91 THE GOOD BOOK (444)
LUNGING ATTACK   CALPURNIA 6173              8   6  1   90 EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
TOTAL PARRY      MOMORO WA 5514             17   8  0   67 KANO CLAN (106)
SLASHING ATTACK  BONEDUST 6098              12  11  0   66 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    REAGANOMICS 6182            9   5  1   60 D.R.I. (536)
BASHING ATTACK   WEST WIND 5125              7   3  1   45 LAKOTA (362)
AIMED BLOW       SUPPURATING CORPSE 6087    10   9  0   41 SONS OF SATAN (20)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LILLIAN LUST 5954.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CROUCHING HAMSTER 6184.  The ten other most popular fighters were BARON TONE 
6249, PARROT KEEPER 6157, LILLIAN LUST 5954, IMA D. RUNK 6245, CICERO 6262, ADDUCTOR 
MAGNUS 5922, CALPURNIA 6173, HELL BOUND 6251, DARK SKY 6236, and VULGE 6260.

The least popular fighter this week was VIOLENT PACIFICATION 6180.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were SUPPURATING CORPSE 6087, TANTRUM 6257, ROAD RUNNER 6237, 
LION'S SHARE 6258, SUCCORBENOTH 6215, CHANDLER 6206, MUSHIKU BO 5713, FABLE 6247, 
GHENGIS 6242, and WEST WIND 5125.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ASHANDAR (21-5694) AGE OF EMPIRE (376)