DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/21/2006    Duedate: 07/04/2006

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-537

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAST MONKEY
SEA DOGS (533)
(21-6158) [9-1-0,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAST MONKEY                    WINDOW
SEA DOGS (533)                 IN MY ROOM (545)
(21-6158) [9-1-0,125]          (21-6288) [1-1-0,4]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DJININSKI                      SHERWOOD
SWORD OPERA (323)              LITERATE LOONS (538)
(21-5953) [20-30-0,90]         (21-6208) [7-6-0,49]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GRIM FANDANGO (454)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. AGE OF EMPIRE (376)         47
2. LITERATE LOONS (538)        38      SEA DOGS (533)
3. SONS OF SATAN (20)          22      Unchartered Team
4. SEA DOGS (533)              22
5. SWORD OPERA (323)           20      IN MY ROOM (545)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*FORCED VENGEANCE (542)     1   0  0  100   1/ 2 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      10  5 0
 2/ 4 SEA DOGS (533)            23  12  2 65.7   2/ 1 SEA DOGS (533)            9  3 0
 3/ 7 AGE OF EMPIRE (376)       77  56  8 57.9   3/ 4 LITERATE LOONS (538)      9  6 0
 4/ 5 D.R.I. (536)              46  34  5 57.5   4/ 7 AGE OF EMPIRE (376)       7  1 0
 5- 8 LAKOTA (362)             231 179 12 56.3   5/ 5 SWORD OPERA (323)         5  9 0
 6/10 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      312 265  7 54.1   6- 3 LAKOTA (362)              4  1 0
 7/ 9 MUSCLE MEN (511)          23  20  0 53.5   7/ 8 D.R.I. (536)              4  6 0
 8/11 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)      410 368 37 52.7   8/11*IN MY ROOM (545)          3  3 1
 9/13 LITERATE LOONS (538)      33  32  3 50.8   9/ 6 NASTY MOB (456)           3  4 1
10/12 SONS OF SATAN (20)       337 334 40 50.2  10/ 9 BLACKEST PRIDE (71)       3 10 0
11/ 6*IN MY ROOM (545)           3   3  1 50.0  11/10 SONS OF SATAN (20)        2 12 0
12-14 EQUITES VIRTUS (535)      37  40  6 48.1  12-15 OUTSIDERS (468)           1  0 0
13/15 NASTY MOB (456)          103 115  9 47.2  13-16*FORCED VENGEANCE (542)    1  0 0
14-16 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       33  38  0 46.5  14/12 MUSCLE MEN (511)          1  2 0
15-17 OUTSIDERS (468)           29  34  5 46.0  15-13 EQUITES VIRTUS (535)      1  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16/19 SWORD OPERA (323)        506 740 20 40.6  16-17 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 546): TERCERO ENCANTO of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 430): THE SHOCKER of INQUISITION SL5 (LHI, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 554): FLAGPOLE PANTIES of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 550): SCANDALF of THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 549): IAN of I HEART BALLS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 553): HOBBLED of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 551): UMBRELLA MAN of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 545): QUO VADIS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 537): JOSH of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 536): TUSK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 510): PALADIN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 500): ZIPPO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 221): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Management, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 487): FOUR OF SPADES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 436): GRAPE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 208): DANI of JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 196): BRANA GOREFANG of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 384): HOLLY MACKEREL of FISH MONGERS (Ghoti, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 173): MADKAWRAW'S LAW of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 429): HITZ of 4-LETTER DOCTORS from DWES EG (TUM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 546): LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 430): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 554): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 550): THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 549): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 553): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 551): BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 545): CHILDREN OF INTI (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 537): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 536): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 510): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 500): INQUISITION CLONES (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 221): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 487): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 436): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 208): JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 196): VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 384): CHAOS ENFORCERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 173): OUTLAWS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 429): BLACK PRIMERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 547): MOUSE DAVIS of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 551): UMBRELLA MAN of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 537): BARITUS of VINCERE AUT MORI (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
                (turn 536): LOAF of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
                            ARMPIT CANDY of STREET PIZZA (TUM, mgr.)
                            PLANKWALKER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 536): TUSK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 509): CLOVER of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 487): FOUR OF SPADES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 435): GRANDMASTER of RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

One more time, Sunset!!  I survived another duel in the Arena of Death and it's off
to Paradise City for me!  Adductor, we've had a few nice battles this year, as a lot
of waste vs. waste duels go, but in the end I think my experience advantage was just
a little too much for you.  Keep plugging and you'll get out of here soon.

Anyway, the Old Man says to spill the goods, so here it is.  Or here I am, is what I
mean.  13(+1)-12(+2)-11-17-21-6-7 WS, mode across the board.  Faves were LOW/LOW,
morningstar, tends to learn parry.  I've got a master rating in init, adv experts in
attack and parry.  I graduate as Stik's fourth waste from GF, fifth from Sunset (some
dude named Stonks graduated from the Borribles like a million years ago), and number
11 overall from this team.  I never even got to try the fave weapon once in basic,
Stik says something about me being more the "gorilla" type and not wanting me to hurt
myself with it....  Whatever, I'm comin' out swingin' the old ball and chain this
last cycle, just to try it once!  And once it will be, since I'll be hitting
retirement and living the good life as an honored Lord Protector on the Isle after my
fight this week.

For my last duel, I'm challenging Mast Monkey.  None of that Dark Arena crap for me,
keep me away from that place!  Stik likes wins, and he'd also like the top team spot
back, so...sorry, M&M!  I'm avoiding Age of Empire, already been there, beat that.
By the way, how does Rajerek pull a TV challenge when he doesn't show up on the list
as even having fought last tourney??  Interesting....  Maybe if I don't get my
challenge through I'll get one last crack at Djininski, I'm hoping so.  In any event,
I'm gone, baby!  Best of luck to my successor and all in our glorious arena of
Sunset!  Blades UP!!!

Lord Protector Tusk of Grim Fandango
Duelmaster of Sunset

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, SUNSET?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, SEA DOGS, since GRIM 
FANDANGO took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  AGE OF EMPIRE 
turned their 3-0-0 turn into a 4th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better 
than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 4-1-0 is nice, but 
don't get cocky, LITERATE LOONS, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud.  
Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see ZERO win a fight and gain 21 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, ZERO beat CROUCHING HAMSTER and CROUCHING HAMSTER lost 16 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster MAST 
MONKEY challenged this turn.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as MAST 
MONKEY takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  
I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know 
what's new, don't you, SUNSET?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  EQUITES VIRTUS was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  
Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was BLACKEST PRIDE.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, DJININSKI was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that 
ego swell, sports fans.  I notice RAJEREK challenging down 19 points to fight 
DJININSKI, AGE OF EMPIRE doubtless has some rotten excuse for such an insult to 
honor.  Question now is, will SUNSET accept this sort of tacky behavior?  RAJEREK 
beating DJININSKI.  The insult, the....yech!  And we have GRAVEYARD TAN in a 
challenge, going down 9 points for the fight.  Guess what?  I thought GRAVEYARD TAN 
showed great skill and promise when he defeated STAB.  All right, so I slept through 
it!  Big deal!   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for SUNSET's 
morgue.  More variety.  A big yahoo goes out to SHERWOOD this turn, for revenging 
LITERATE LOONS' bloodfeud against NASTY MOB's warrior JACKAL.  Heh, heh, heh.  It's 
about time HELL BOUND got beat for picking on warriors like HART CRANE.  Bravo, 
LITERATE LOONS.  See you at Wildlife Unlimited.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, 
guess what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in SUNSET to get a drink than Wildlife 
Unlimited!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine 
city of SUNSET.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds are getting restless, I 
must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAST MONKEY 6158              9   1  0   125       SEA DOGS (533)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAJEREK 6045                 11   1  0   115       AGE OF EMPIRE (376)
 SCYTHE 6185                  13   6  0    91       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DJININSKI 5953               20  30  0    90       SWORD OPERA (323)
 REAGANOMICS 6182             11   5  1    88       D.R.I. (536)
-KHORAG 6011                  11   5  3    87       AGE OF EMPIRE (376)
-CALPURNIA 6173                8   7  1    85       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
 ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 5922         13  10  0    77       MUSCLE MEN (511)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BONEDUST 6098                13  13  0    66       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-WEST WIND 5125                8   3  1    66       LAKOTA (362)
 GANGPLANK RIDER 6159          5   1  0    61       SEA DOGS (533)
-INCISION 5911                 9   6  1    60       OUTSIDERS (468)
 ZERO 6152                     7   0  0    58       AGE OF EMPIRE (376)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARROT KEEPER 6157            5   3  1    54       SEA DOGS (533)
-DARK SKY 6236                 5   2  1    54       LAKOTA (362)
 AZRAEL 6076                   9  13  0    52       SONS OF SATAN (20)
-TERRE HAUTE 4522             11   7  0    50       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 SHERWOOD 6208                 7   6  0    49       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 BULGAKOV 6244                 7   1  1    47       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 6180    11   5  0    46       D.R.I. (536)
 HART CRANE 6207               6   7  1    46       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 BREAKSPERE 6189               6  13  0    42       SWORD OPERA (323)
-POWER THRUSTER 5914           4   7  1    42       OUTSIDERS (468)
-RUNNING WATER 5136            6   2  0    40       LAKOTA (362)
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 6184        9   7  1    39       D.R.I. (536)
 ROSSMONT 6228                 4   6  2    38       SWORD OPERA (323)
-GOLDENBEARD 6202              3   0  0    35       SEA DOGS (533)
-VERGIL 6169                   9   7  0    34       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
-QUINTUS REX 6243              4   1  2    34       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 XAPHAN 6126                   6  10  1    32       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 JACKAL 6193                   2   1  1    31       NASTY MOB (456)
 GRAVEYARD TAN 6278            4   0  0    28       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARON TONE 6249               5   2  0    26       SWORD OPERA (323)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMSUN 6289                   2   1  0    22       LITERATE LOONS (538)
-FABLE 6247                    2   2  0    21       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
-TOUCHED 6074                  1   0  0    21       OUTSIDERS (468)
 ROMULAN 6166                  4   4  0    20       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
 KARNAX 6174                   1   0  0    19       AGE OF EMPIRE (376)
 BUBONIC BEN 6252              3   1  0    15       NASTY MOB (456)
-ROAD RUNNER 6237              3   0  0    15       LAKOTA (362)
 JAYNA 6305                    2   0  0    15       SONS OF SATAN (20)
-MUSCLE MAN 6107               1   1  0    15       MUSCLE MEN (511)
-LIGHT FIXTURE 6286            1   0  1    14       IN MY ROOM (545)
-NEVER 5633                    1   7  0    14       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 STAB 6297                     1   1  0    13       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
-PECTINEUS 6097                1   0  0    13       MUSCLE MEN (511)
-HSORLJ 6008                   1   0  0    13       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
-CICERO 6262                   1   2  0    12       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
 HELL BOUND 6251               2   2  1    10       NASTY MOB (456)
-PSOAS MAJOR 5925              2   3  0     9       MUSCLE MEN (511)
 VULGE 6260                    2   3  0     9       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-GRACILILS 5921                2   3  0     9       MUSCLE MEN (511)
-FLOOR 6287                    1   0  0     9       IN MY ROOM (545)
-LUCY 4523                     2   2  0     8       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
-VELARIA 6256                  1   3  1     7       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
-LURKER 6264                   1   0  0     7       FORCED VENGEANCE (542)
-BAD HANDWRITING 6276          1   1  0     5       LAKOTA (362)
 WINDOW 6288                   1   1  0     4       IN MY ROOM (545)
 BUBBA LOVE 6270               0   3  0     3       D.R.I. (536)
 IF 6307                       0   1  0     1       BLACKEST PRIDE (71)
-MOLECULES 6285                0   1  0     1       IN MY ROOM (545)
-ZAN 6304                      0   1  0     1       SONS OF SATAN (20)
 CONRAD 6308                   0   1  0     1       LITERATE LOONS (538)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
DARK OF NIGHT 6290     0  3 0 BLACKEST PRIDE 71     SHEWISH GIANT 408     537 NONE    
IMA D. RUNK 6245       1  4 0 D.R.I. 536            BANDIT PRINCE 412     537 NONE    
TOMMY HAWK 6248        0  1 0 LAKOTA 362            VELARIA 6256          533 REVENGED
CHANDLER 6206          6  4 0 LITERATE LOONS 538    JACKAL 6193           534 JUST REV
BUKOWSKI 6246          1  5 1 LITERATE LOONS 538    HELL BOUND 6251       536 JUST REV
WILL NOT 6306          0  1 0 SONS OF SATAN 20      BLACK ORC 407         537 NONE    
SALLY PERT 6268        1  3 0 SWORD OPERA 323       LIGHT FIXTURE 6286    536         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Welcome to Sunset, In My Room and Forced Vengeance!!  May your stay be long, gore
spattered and glory filled!  Stop by the Broken Bone post fights for a brew on us!!
-- Stik and Grim Fandango

Nick -- You've got an archive??  Like, all the Sunset newsletters?  I'm missing about
ten years worth or so.  I'd love to do it, sort of turn into the arena historian like
Assur does for Talcama, but I just don't have the time right now. -- Stik

Congrats to our lone TV from the spring tourney, Kirinyaga of Out of Africa.  Hey,
maybe he'll even show up to fight sooner or later!  Looks like a couple of other near
misses, hopefully we'll have a better showing this summer. -- Stik

Gangplank Rider -- That was short and ugly, and does not bode well for me.... --
Bonedust

Bukowski -- Uhh, what's a gynecologist??? -- Vulge, not sure if he resembles that
remark

Never -- I'm pretty sure the name is fitting you right now, thanks for the win! --
Vulge

Bubonic Ben -- That went about like I was expecting, my thanks! -- Graveyard Tan

Rajerek -- Ah, the young ballerino, no doubt.  I am in awe of your prowess, and you
such a little fellow.  You will find it hard to lift a soprano. -- Djininski

Quintus Rex -- I tried out for the lead in an opera of that name once, but I was
considered (simper) too handsome. -- Baron Tone

Vergil -- I can forgive you teaching me a single skill, but if you sidle up to me in
the hallway outside the locker room and tell me you've written an opera, you're
toast, buster. -- Rossmont

Zero -- Butte...aye lookit!  Yere wast no thinge yere att alle! -- Breakspere

Light Fixture -- Well, that was shocking. -- Sally Pert
P.S.  Hey, what else could I say?

26 May 2006
     The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
     From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance.  With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger.  Let all his foes become ours, and ours his.  May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
     This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc....  If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!

Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories.  But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them.  No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason:  quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe

20 May 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?!  ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?!  If at all possible,
let's get over to 31.  I'm on the way.  Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

IMA D. RUNK was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DARK OF NIGHT was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
WILL NOT was dispatched by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SHERWOOD viciously subdued JACKAL in a popular 2 minute brutal Bloodfeud fight.
HART CRANE devastated HELL BOUND in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
RAJEREK overpowered DJININSKI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
TUSK was viciously subdued by MAST MONKEY in a 2 minute Challenge Title competition.
BONEDUST vanquished VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HAMSUN vanquished VULGE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
GRAVEYARD TAN defeated STAB in a 2 minute gory beginner's Challenge match.
BUBBA LOVE was overpowered by JAYNA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
REAGANOMICS bested ADDUCTOR MAGNUS in a 2 minute conflict.
SCYTHE devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
AZRAEL was viciously subdued by GANGPLANK RIDER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
BULGAKOV defeated ROSSMONT in a 4 minute duel.
ZERO overpowered CROUCHING HAMSTER in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
PARROT KEEPER overcame XAPHAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
BREAKSPERE devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ROMULAN was beaten by BARON TONE in a 4 minute match.
BUBONIC BEN savagely defeated CONRAD in a 1 minute gory novice's bout.
WINDOW was handily defeated by KARNAX in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
IF was beaten by PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         WALL OF STEEL     40 -  27 -  5      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  10 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  24 -  3      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         TOTAL PARRY       24 -  21 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  21 -  4      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  14 -  1      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  27 -  2      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  26 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  21 -  1      34  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW        14 -  27 -  2      34  |

Turn 537 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      1 -  4         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MAST MONKEY 6158            9   1  0  125 SEA DOGS (533)
BASHING ATTACK   RAJEREK 6045               11   1  0  115 AGE OF EMPIRE (376)
STRIKING ATTACK  SCYTHE 6185                13   6  0   91 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    REAGANOMICS 6182           11   5  1   88 D.R.I. (536)
WALL OF STEEL    ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 5922       13  10  0   77 MUSCLE MEN (511)
AIMED BLOW       ZERO 6152                   7   0  0   58 AGE OF EMPIRE (376)
PARRY-STRIKE     SHERWOOD 6208               7   6  0   49 LITERATE LOONS (538)
TOTAL PARRY      VIOLENT PACIFICATION 6180  11   5  0   46 D.R.I. (536)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DJININSKI 5953.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SHERWOOD 6208.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAST MONKEY 6158, DARK 
OF NIGHT 6290, GANGPLANK RIDER 6159, BARON TONE 6249, REAGANOMICS 6182, ROSSMONT 
6228, IF 6307, BONEDUST 6098, GRAVEYARD TAN 6278, and STAB 6297.

The least popular fighter this week was WINDOW 6288.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CONRAD 6308, CROUCHING HAMSTER 6184, BUBBA LOVE 6270, VULGE 6260, 
DJININSKI 5953, HELL BOUND 6251, JACKAL 6193, BREAKSPERE 6189, AZRAEL 6076, and 
ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 5922.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TUSK (21-6095) GRIM FANDANGO (454)