DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/26/2008    Duedate: 04/08/2008

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-583

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NEVERMOOR
GRIM FANDANGO (454)
(21-6527) [15-6-0,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BULLWINKLE                     VORG
NOMADIC TRIBE (160)            DEATH MOB 4 (567)
(21-6572) [13-2-1,112]         (21-6576) [5-2-0,46]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FOORMAN                        MAST MONKEY
LIGHT BRIGADE (549)            SEA DOGS (533)
(21-6346) [15-20-0,65]         (21-6158) [12-3-1,96]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEATH MOB 4 (567)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NOMADIC TRIBE (160)         34
2. PENTAGONAL PINK (564)       30      SEA DOGS (533)
3. KANO CLAN (106)             29      Unchartered Team
4. LIGHT BRIGADE (549)         27
5. GRIM FANDANGO (454)         20      DEATH MOB 4 (567)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*BENT BLADES (570)          4   1  1 80.0   1/ 2*DEATH MOB 4 (567)        13  2 1
 2/ 2 SEA DOGS (533)            74  34  5 68.5   2/ 1 SEA DOGS (533)           10  4 1
 3/ 3*DEATH MOB 4 (567)         22  11  1 66.7   3/ 3 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      10  5 1
 4/ 4 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      158  91  3 63.5   4/ 5 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       8  7 0
 5/ 5 BAD BEAT (565)            40  34  3 54.1   5/ 8 KANO CLAN (106)           7  6 1
 6/ 6 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      428 374 14 53.4   6/ 4 BAD BEAT (565)            7  8 1
 7/ 7 LIGHT BRIGADE (549)       87  88  0 49.7   7/ 7 LIGHT BRIGADE (549)       7  8 0
 8/ 8 LITERATE LOONS (538)     134 156  9 46.2   8/ 6 LITERATE LOONS (538)      6  9 1
 9- 9 PHILTHBALLS (554)         46  54  3 46.0   9/11 PENTAGONAL PINK (564)     6  9 1
10/10 KANO CLAN (106)          218 306 13 41.6  10-10*BENT BLADES (570)         4  1 1
11/11 SWORD OPERA (323)        518 777 20 40.0  11/ 9 SWORD OPERA (323)         3 11 0
12/12 PENTAGONAL PINK (564)     32  57  1 36.0  12-12 PHILTHBALLS (554)         1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 593): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 475): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 601): SPAGHETTI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 597): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 596): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 600): GRIMSTAR of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 597): BARTEZ of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 592): ICARUS of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 583): LONGSHOT of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 582): MAST MONKEY of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 556): PATHC of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 546): SHOGUN of BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 244): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 533): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 482): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 231): DARISTAM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 219): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 431): DEATH MAGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 475): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 593): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 475): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 601): PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 597): F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 596): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 600): SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 597): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 592): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 583): WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 582): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 556): MINDSOVERMATTER (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 546): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 244): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 533): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 482): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 231): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 219): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 431): FLAGG'S DEVASTATORS (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): TITANS III (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 475) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 592): FEYEVER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 596): ELINDE GOSS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 599): FORLORN of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 597): OBROJOBO of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 583): LONGSHOT of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 582): VULGE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
                           CANNON FODDER of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.)
               (turn 581): ZIGGY WOLFSBANE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 555): PEG LEG of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 545): SUI GENERIS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): OPARA PERSI of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 533): HOLLYMOOP of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 532): VIRTUOS VIXEN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 481): ENDLESS WATCH of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 430): DARTH SCION of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

It is a shame that Ziggy Wolfsbane was immortal when I sent him to the deeps.  Lord
Ahringol will be expecting a replacement and he won't easily be fooled.

-- Mast Monkey

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  SUNSET needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, SEA DOGS had to 
be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by DEATH MOB 4!  Way to go DEATH 
MOB 4!  The guys at KANO CLAN like really pulled together to get a 3-0-1 this turn, 
moving up by 3.  What was the name of that team who got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 
158-91-3 you ask?  (Sure)  NOMADIC TRIBE's their name, and fighting's their game!  
MVP award for LAGERKVIST?  LITERATE LOONS' proud of him after beating BREAKSPERE and 
getting 17 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  RAKE got smashed by GRAHAM, and 
lost 12 points!  Like, NEVERMOOR must be pretty gutsy!  He challenged the Duelmaster 
from SEA DOGS.  Does this guy have a death wish or what!  Was that a tear I saw in 
NEVERMOOR's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't MAST MONKEY fit to be 
tied!  Who was the wiseguy that said SUNSET's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at 
Cagliostro's Castle?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of NOMADIC TRIBE must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you 
guys know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are GRIM FANDANGO?  
NOMADIC TRIBE, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Can SWORD OPERA's BREAKSPERE be more popular than me?  He was challenged 
the most, but is that really the same?  See if I ever talk to VULGE again!  CANNON 
FODDER was so low when He challenged he.  Hhmph!  If VULGE can't beat a warrior 17 
points below himself, that he CHALLENGED, he oughtta be selling food in the stands!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What a bummer deal for IOPIA!  She just barely was getting hers "fighter 
feet" but got kill by ROCK of PENTAGONAL PINK!  Those're the breaks, I guess.  It was 
kind of sad, seeing old REED stumbling around the arena, before HAMMETT finished him 
off.  Oh well!  It was so gross when HAMMETT of LITERATE LOONS killed REED.  They 
should start making warriors use safer weapons, or more shields, or something...  
Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (GRIFTER vs. SLYTHR, that is.) What if they 
had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  SUNSET is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEVERMOOR 6527               15   6  0   110       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BULLWINKLE 6572              13   2  1   112       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 MAST MONKEY 6158             12   3  1    96       SEA DOGS (533)
 GOLDENBEARD 6202             16   5  0    94       SEA DOGS (533)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TILT 6544                    10   6  1    93       BAD BEAT (565)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MISASHI SAN 6084             13  11  0    86       KANO CLAN (106)
-DARLA 6416                   10   8  0    81       PHILTHBALLS (554)
 GRIFTER 6546                 12   4  0    80       BAD BEAT (565)
 KEROUAC 6566                  9   6  1    79       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 STAY GOLD 6512               15  10  2    69       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-MEGA ROKU 6091               12  12  3    67       KANO CLAN (106)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROCK 6540                     6  12  1    66       PENTAGONAL PINK (564)
 FOORMAN 6346                 15  20  0    65       LIGHT BRIGADE (549)
 HAMMETT 6488                 14  14  2    65       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 ASSASSIN 6495                12  11  0    63       LIGHT BRIGADE (549)
 DICK 6571                     8   7  0    62       PENTAGONAL PINK (564)
 TENGRI KHAN 6586              8   3  0    62       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 URSA MINOR 6526              12  10  0    56       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 FRED 6537                     5  13  0    52       PENTAGONAL PINK (564)
 LAGERKVIST 6532               7  13  0    51       LITERATE LOONS (538)
-KNOTHANDLER 6555              7   2  1    48       SEA DOGS (533)
 BLEDD 6565                    9   6  0    47       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 VORG 6576                     5   2  0    46       DEATH MOB 4 (567)
 BREAKSPERE 6189               8  21  0    45       SWORD OPERA (323)
 SURLY DECKHAND 6568          11   3  0    42       SEA DOGS (533)
 ROSSMONT 6228                 7  13  2    42       SWORD OPERA (323)
 WHITMAN 6531                  9  11  0    38       LITERATE LOONS (538)
-JIMBODEENI 6524               5   3  1    38       PHILTHBALLS (554)
 BALZAC 6536                   9  10  0    37       LITERATE LOONS (538)
-PHILLYDOG 6528                4   3  1    34       PHILTHBALLS (554)
 HOGSNORT 6598                 4   2  0    34       DEATH MOB 4 (567)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARON TONE 6249               8   9  0    33       SWORD OPERA (323)
 SLYTHR 6597                   4   4  1    33       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 KORLAC 6574                   3   3  0    33       DEATH MOB 4 (567)
 GRAHAM 6588                   3   7  0    30       PENTAGONAL PINK (564)
 RESERVE GUARD 6595            6   3  0    29       LIGHT BRIGADE (549)
 DUDE 6599                     3   4  2    29       BAD BEAT (565)
-RED ROBIN 6413                6   5  0    26       DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (57)
 SALTY 6607                    3   1  0    25       SEA DOGS (533)
 GAMMA 6618                    3   0  1    24       DEATH MOB 4 (567)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANTE FURIOSO 6589            6   4  0    22       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 XIAN PING 6594                2   5  0    20       KANO CLAN (106)
 RAKE 6608                     3   2  0    19       BAD BEAT (565)
-DRIM NOX 6612                 1   0  0    17       BENT BLADES (570)
-MANTOQ LIRO 6613              1   0  0    15       BENT BLADES (570)
-SPIRO JYNK 6615               1   0  1    14       BENT BLADES (570)
 DANG CHAO 6632                1   0  0    13       KANO CLAN (106)
-CRYSTAL CONDOR 6439           2   6  0    12       DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (57)
 MERRY LEONA 6591              1   9  0    12       SWORD OPERA (323)
 LIU BONG 6630                 2   0  1    10       KANO CLAN (106)
-AXL-WADE 6567                 1   2  0    10       PHILTHBALLS (554)
-TORIM DULTEK 6614             1   0  0     9       BENT BLADES (570)
 RAIDER 6617                   0   4  0     4       LIGHT BRIGADE (549)
 THELONIUS 6631                0   1  0     1       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-ARTIM BORDA 6611              0   1  0     1       BENT BLADES (570)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GUTSHOT 6609            2  2 0 BAD BEAT 565         SLYTHR 6597           582  JUST REVENGED
MANI 6633               0  1 0 BAD BEAT 565         LIU BONG 6630         583   
IOPIA 6573              5  1 0 DEATH MOB 4 567      ROCK 6540             583   
MISAKI JIRO 6610        1  2 0 KANO CLAN 106        DUDE 6599             581   
SCOUT 6450             10 13 0 LIGHT BRIGADE 549    HAMMETT 6488          579  REVENGED
REED 6539               6 12 0 PENTAGONAL PINK 564  HAMMETT 6488          583   
SKELLIA 6616            1  2 0 SWORD OPERA 323      GAMMA 6618            582   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- Vulge gets his retirement papers at long last, and I can finally scratch
basher off my "to graduate" style list for this team, only have AB and PR to get out
before I hit 500 wins hopefully!  Vulge's final numbers: 17(+2)-7(+2)-11-15-17-10-11,
mast/attack, adv exp/init and dec., exp/parry. HI/MOD (thought it was HI/VL), learns
attack, and favors the...morningstar...%$#^%!!  Never tried it.  Thought sure it was
halberd with all the crits he threw with it, that's why I bumped ST to 17, but he
still only did good damage.  I'm convinced he'd have a winning record if he'd done
great!  In general a poor learner, but not a bad rollup really.  I think he suffered
more from my mismanagement than anything.  Only the third basher I've ever graduated.
He is the first warrior of mine to graduate with a losing record, was hoping he'd get
back to .500 before graduating and get at least a turn on the throne, but beggars
can't be choosers I suppose.  Woody, I'm hoping for one more shot at your TP as a
going-away present, hopefully it happened! -- Stik

Philthballs -- Welcome back, Phillip. -- Stik and G.F.

Duelmaster Mast Monkey -- Banana for a column?? -- Grim Fandango

Bad Beat -- Hey I was only running a 4 KD, what can I say...I just naturally kill! --
Slythr

Dick -- Well, you're one reason your stable's got to feel better, anyway. -- Bledd

Kerouac -- I thought I might be seeing you, or one of the other horde of junior
lungers hanging around champs, so I had something special whipped up.  Still, heck of
a duel! -- Nevermoor

Tilt -- We'll let you up into the clubhouse after the big boys are gone, OK? -- Vulge

Lord Protector Cannon Fodder -- One last Fandango for old time's sake??  You so owe
me!! -- Lord Protector Vulge

Monkey -- You killed Ziggy?  Ouch.  Oh wait, he was already immortal!  Hah!  The
laugh is on you...ok, well, so you still won the fight.  That's true.  But at least
Zig has lived to fight another day.  Now, to bloodfeud or not, that is the question.
-- Nomad

Darla -- Welcome back!  Let me give you a giant moose-hug of welcome!  Dangerous
things, moose-hugs. -- Bullwinkle

Djininski -- I'm afraid I will have to turn down your gracious offer of a role in
your next opera.  I am, you see, not a camel.  Nor do I dance like one or sing like
one.  As for educating the public on moose-dancing, I'm afraid I shall have to say no
for now.  My public will thank me for it. -- Bullwinkle J. Moose

Vulge!  You graduated!  I just found out!  Somebody slipped this little slip of paper
under our guildhouse door and we overlooked it for a couple of days.  But when the
new guy was sweeping up he spotted it.  And there it was...Vulge the Popular will be
leaving our fair island!  Congrats!  I believe Black Tiger will have a round waiting
for you on Greywand's isle. -- Bullwinkle

Cannon Fodder -- 'Grats to you as well!  Several members of the Tribe were hoping to
meet up with you before you left.  Oh well. -- Nomad and his Tribe

Mega Roku -- Nice fight.  I look forward to a rematch. -- Tengri Khan

Hogsnort -- Perhaps we need a rubber match?  I'm sure we could have the audience
asleep if we really tried. -- Dante

Rossmont -- Nice duel.  I look forward to trying that again some time very soon. --
Ursa Minor

Whitman -- Bad enough to be buried in the sand, but to be covered with leaves of
grass is, hmm, softer?  But disorienting.  I hardly know what to think, which is
probably why I didn't learn anything.  At least, that's my excuse! -- Baron Tone

Rake -- Any time you want to give up this life, I've got a yard full of leaves for
you.  There are worse things to do with your time, you know.  You'd be outside,
engaged in simple physical labor, not over-hard labor, either.  And you could bring
your own hotdogs to roast when the leaves are burned. -- Breakspere

Ursa Minor -- What a sweet little thing you are today.  A cuddly little theodora-
bear.  Let me make it up to you.  Dinner, a snuggle at the park on Arches Point
watching the sun go down, then take it from there as seems proper at the time.  Eh?
-- Rossmont

Phillydog -- Sliced too thinly for me. -- Merry Leona

Gamma -- Well!  That was excessive. -- Ghost of Skellia

Rock -- (slapping his hand with her folded fan)  What a thing to say!  But you're a
nice boy for all that.  Do come dance with me.  I can teach you so much. -- Madam
Butterfly

Pentagonal Pink Boys -- Do I get to morph into a Flower Bride after a while? -- Merry
Leona

Stay Gold -- I did?  Gods, could I have suffered an input error? -- Breakspere

Wow, Ziggy Wolfsbane just made it out in time!  Good planning. -- the Sword Opera
crew

Our congratulations to Vulge and Cannon Fodder. -- Jorja and the Sword Opera

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GRIFTER devastated SLYTHR in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
KORLAC was vanquished by ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
VULGE was luckily beaten by CANNON FODDER in a 5 minute master's Challenge duel.
NEVERMOOR defeated MAST MONKEY in a 6 minute master's Challenge Title match.
STAY GOLD savagely defeated DICK in a exciting 6 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
URSA MINOR handily defeated WHITMAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TENGRI KHAN vanquished ROSSMONT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
LAGERKVIST vanquished BREAKSPERE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
IOPIA was executed by ROCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DUDE was defeated by BLEDD in a 2 minute Challenge match.
HOGSNORT subdued SALTY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge competition.
BULLWINKLE devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TILT bested KEROUAC in a 1 minute bout.
GOLDENBEARD handily defeated FOORMAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HAMMETT savagely slew REED in a 2 minute gruesome expert's struggle.
BALZAC was savagely defeated by VORG in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody brawl.
FRED overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SURLY DECKHAND savagely defeated BARON TONE in a 3 minute brutal bout.
RAKE was defeated by GRAHAM in a 1 minute amateur vs. master conflict.
DANTE FURIOSO beat RAIDER in a 3 minute fight.
MERRY LEONA was vanquished by RESERVE GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
XIAN PING handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LIU BONG delivered the death blow upon MANI in a 3 minute gory novice's bout.
GAMMA overpowered THELONIUS in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
DANG CHAO vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         BASHING ATTACK    31 -  17 -  3      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  12 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    47 -  34 -  5      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  26 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        29 -  25 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  17 -  2      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  16 -  0      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  31 -  1      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  28 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  18 -  2      33  |

Turn 583 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         7  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  7         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NEVERMOOR 6527             15   6  0  110 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
STRIKING ATTACK  BULLWINKLE 6572            13   2  1  112 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
LUNGING ATTACK   MAST MONKEY 6158           12   3  1   96 SEA DOGS (533)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    STAY GOLD 6512             15  10  2   69 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
SLASHING ATTACK  ASSASSIN 6495              12  11  0   63 LIGHT BRIGADE (549)
BASHING ATTACK   TENGRI KHAN 6586            8   3  0   62 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
WALL OF STEEL    VORG 6576                   5   2  0   46 DEATH MOB 4 (567)
TOTAL PARRY      HOGSNORT 6598               4   2  0   34 DEATH MOB 4 (567)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FOORMAN 6346.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MAST MONKEY 6158.  The ten other most popular fighters were NEVERMOOR 6527, DICK 
6571, VORG 6576, SALTY 6607, URSA MINOR 6526, TENGRI KHAN 6586, SURLY DECKHAND 6568, 
ASSASSIN 6495, BARON TONE 6249, and MANI 6633.

The least popular fighter this week was LIU BONG 6630.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MERRY LEONA 6591, KEROUAC 6566, IOPIA 6573, BREAKSPERE 6189, SLYTHR 
6597, DANG CHAO 6632, THELONIUS 6631, RESERVE GUARD 6595, DANTE FURIOSO 6589, and 
RAKE 6608.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

VULGE (21-6260) GRIM FANDANGO (454)
CANNON FODDER (21-6342) LIGHT BRIGADE (549)