DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/25/2009    Duedate: 04/07/2009

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-609

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JAGARE
NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
(21-6660) [17-5-3,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SLYTHR                         PUPPET MASTER
GRIM FANDANGO (454)            BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
(21-6597) [20-11-2,129]        (21-6730) [1-1-0,15]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SURLY DECKHAND                 SURLY DECKHAND
SEA DOGS (533)                 SEA DOGS (533)
(21-6568) [22-18-0,95]         (21-6568) [22-18-0,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NOMADIC TRIBE (160)         23
2. LITERATE LOONS (538)        23      NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
3. SWORD OPERA (323)           23      Unchartered Team
4. EQUITES VIRTUS (535)        19
5. GRIM FANDANGO (454)         18      BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)   106  58  3 64.6   1/ 2 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      10  5 0
 2/ 2 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      239 135 10 63.9   2/ 1 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      10  5 0
 3/ 4 SEA DOGS (533)           130  95 11 57.8   3/ 7 SWORD OPERA (323)         8  7 0
 4/ 3 DEATH MOB 4 (567)         93  68  3 57.8   4/ 4 DEATH MOB 4 (567)         7  8 1
 5/ 5 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      501 420 18 54.4   5/ 5 LITERATE LOONS (538)      6  9 2
 6/ 6 MINISTRY OF SKA (496)    103  89  6 53.6   6/ 8 LIGHT BRIGADE (549)       6  9 0
 7/ 0 EQUITES VIRTUS (535)      46  44  7 51.1   7/ 0 EQUITES VIRTUS (535)      4  1 0
 8/ 7 LIGHT BRIGADE (549)      151 153  4 49.7   8/ 6 KANO CLAN (106)           4  4 3
 9/ 8 LITERATE LOONS (538)     188 232 11 44.8   9- 3 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)    4  5 0
10/ 9 KANO CLAN (106)          261 348 20 42.9  10/ 9 MINISTRY OF SKA (496)     3  3 0
11/10 SWORD OPERA (323)        571 853 21 40.1  11/10 SEA DOGS (533)            3  7 0
12/11*BEN'S BAZAAR (577)         2   8  0 20.0  12/11*BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        2  8 0
13-12*GIRLS X3 (518)             0   1  0  0.0  13-12*GIRLS X3 (518)            0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 619): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 501): HORMONAL GROWTH OF WIDE WORLD OF... (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 627): KOVARARMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 621): JAMMY LARKE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 622): HATTIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 623): WHOLLY MOLLY of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 613): JOLEEN KRUZ of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 609): CHOCO BOBA BABY of WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 608): MIGHTY BOSSTONE of MINISTRY OF SKA (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 580): MORNGRIM THOTH of ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 572): AVERAGE JOE of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 556): CHATTY CABALIST of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 507): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 244): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): KIRRALA of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 457): EVANDER GILL of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 501): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 619): LAB EXPERIMENTS (?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 501): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 627): SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 621): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 622): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 523): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 613): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 609): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 608): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 580): ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 572): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 556): DUNGEON CELL (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 507): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 244): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 232): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 457): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 501) FLOPS et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 619): TONY SIRAGUSA of BETTER OFF DEAD (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 609): CHARNEL of RUN AND HYDE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 572): AVERAGE JOE of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 505): VARGOI of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 455): CHATTI of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
                               INVUR KREB of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  A stormcloud is brewing over the COSMIC FREAK OUT guildhouse.  Rumor 
says any more weeks like this ones 0-0-0 may send the team to the Dark Arena.  Coming 
up with a solid 3-2-0 outing, SWORD OPERA has advanced 4 places in the rankings.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for DANG CHAO, who flew up 23 points in the rankings after 
mashing RAIDER like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it 
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  MIME CONTROL was overcame by KORRELNOS and 
drops 7 points.  Drawing on all of his experience as a 16-5-3 warrior, JAGARE went 
for the Duelmastership against MIGHTY BOSSTONE this week.  In front of all the 
crowds, JAGARE took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  4 
out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that 
location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid COSMIC FREAK OUT, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does SUNSET really have that 
many liars?  For those of you who like math, try this one:  COSMIC FREAK OUT + 
Weapons That go Boom = GRIM FANDANGO + Avoid City.  Well just about everybody wants a 
piece of LAGERKVIST, who was this week's most challenged warrior.  Challenging down 
18 points was SLYTHR.  Pretty soon he'll be using two shields and selling 'T.P.:  The 
only way to clean up' pins.  Definition of petty:  SLYTHR overcame RESERVE GUARD, a 
mismatch of 18 points.  Can any one out there say 'weasel'?  Oh well, just saying 
MOLOTOV will do.  He challenged 19 points down to trash MAKITA KANE.  Definition of 
petty:  MOLOTOV bested MAKITA KANE, a mismatch of 19 points.  In a touching display 
by a 'touched' warrior, KING TOOTNPOOTN went after WALLACE, who was higher by 25 
points.  Well, when the dust settled, KING TOOTNPOOTN was overcame by WALLACE.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  RIPSAW says to his dog--'Who 
should I fight this week?'.  Dog says 'MR. TWISTER'.  So the guy dies.  Moral?  Put 
lying dogs to sleep.  Proving again that SUNSET is not rated G, DANG CHAO of the KANO 
CLAN slew the warrior RAIDER in a rather bloody bout.  Let's look for a bloodfeud.  
Congrats to LAGERKVIST for revenging the death of his teammate (but more importantly, 
feeding BLACK LOTUS a bit of dirt).  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, 
CHANDLER was mashed by BATTLECRY, who let CHANDLER know that killing members of 
NOMADIC TRIBE is a no-no.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in SUNSET have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAGARE 6660                  17   5  3   109       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLYTHR 6597                  20  11  2   129       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 CALPURNIA 6173               11   7  1   102       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
 MIGHTY BOSSTONE 5969         10   9  1    99       MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
 PILSON 6643                  12  13  1    98       DEATH MOB 4 (567)
 LAGERKVIST 6532              22  24  0    97       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 ULLRICH BLADESONG 6645       15   9  2    97       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 SURLY DECKHAND 6568          22  18  0    95       SEA DOGS (533)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RESERVE GUARD 6595           21  14  0    90       LIGHT BRIGADE (549)
-SUGAR MAGNOLIA 5955          13   5  0    87       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
 WHITMAN 6531                 19  27  0    84       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 BARON TONE 6249              19  24  0    81       SWORD OPERA (323)
 LEAD INSTRUCTOR 6642         13  12  0    78       LIGHT BRIGADE (549)
 SALTY 6607                   14  15  0    68       SEA DOGS (533)
 ROSE LAMONT 6675             11  10  1    68       SWORD OPERA (323)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SARALEE JO 6686              10   6  0    65       SWORD OPERA (323)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANG CHAO 6632                7   6  2    65       KANO CLAN (106)
 MOLOTOV 6682                  8   9  2    64       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 ROLISTON 6697                 6   3  0    59       DEATH MOB 4 (567)
-LIU BONG 6630                 9   4  2    58       KANO CLAN (106)
 MERRY LEONA 6591              9  27  0    57       SWORD OPERA (323)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MUTABA IRO 6690               6   4  1    54       KANO CLAN (106)
 SUCKER PUNCH 6648             9  10  0    47       MINISTRY OF SKA (496)
-THE MAGIC SHROOM 5984         5   5  2    42       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
 VERGIL 6169                  10   9  0    41       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
-MOSHI HARU 6704               4   0  1    40       KANO CLAN (106)
 BEULLA BALLBREAKER 6708       4   2  0    35       DEATH MOB 4 (567)
 QUINTUS REX 6243              5   2  2    34       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
 KORRELNOS 6699                4   5  0    34       SWORD OPERA (323)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK LOTUS 6709              2   4  1    33       DEATH MOB 4 (567)
 MAKITA KANE 6681              8   6  0    32       KANO CLAN (106)
 WALLACE 6707                  5   0  0    28       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-RED ROBIN 6413                6   5  0    26       DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (57)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BATTLECRY 6724                2   0  0    20       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 NIHILISTIC MONK 6706          3   4  1    19       LIGHT BRIGADE (549)
 CICERO 6262                   2   3  0    19       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
 CHEKHOV 6735                  1   0  1    18       LITERATE LOONS (538)
-I SMOKED WHAT?!! 6036         5   2  0    17       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
 VELARIA 6256                  4   3  2    17       EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
 SCIPIO SUNSETUS 6725          2   0  0    17       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 MILLHAUSER 6705               4   3  0    15       LITERATE LOONS (538)
-MELLOW FELLOW 6038            4   3  0    15       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
 PUPPET MASTER 6730            1   1  0    15       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-CRYSTAL CONDOR 6439           2   6  0    12       DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (57)
 MIME CONTROL 6729             1   1  0     8       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 BERSERKER 6702                0   8  0     8       LIGHT BRIGADE (549)
-DANETTE ROGERS 6019           0   1  0     7       GIRLS X3 (518)
 CHANDLER 6721                 1   2  1     6       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 KING TOOTNPOOTN 6731          0   2  0     6       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 MASTADONNA 6723               1   1  0     4       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 GIDDY GEISHA 6732             0   2  0     2       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 ZYBOR ROCKCRUSHER 6736        0   1  0     1       DEATH MOB 4 (567)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SERPENT'S TALE 6733     0  2 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     MR. TWISTER           609  NONE
RIPSAW 6711             3  2 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454    MR. TWISTER           609  NONE
RAIDER 6617            12 18 2 LIGHT BRIGADE 549    DANG CHAO 6632        609   
CARVER 6710             1  4 0 LITERATE LOONS 538   BLACK LOTUS 6709      608  JUST REVENGED
POE 6701                2  3 0 LITERATE LOONS 538   MOLOTOV 6682          606  REVENGED
DAKOTA COSSACK 6726     1  1 0 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    CHEKHOV 6735          609   
DESIDERIUS WYLD 6703    3  2 0 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    MOSHI HARU 6704       607   
SUNSET MAULER 6695      3  4 1 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    LIFEBOAT CAPTAIN 6691 605  REVENGED
SVALBARD 6714           0  2 0 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    CHANDLER 6721         607  JUST REVENGED
GROG SWILLER 6677       6  7 1 SEA DOGS 533         MUTABA IRO 6690       605  NONE
LIFEBOAT CAPTAIN 6691   7  6 1 SEA DOGS 533         LIU BONG 6630         608   
MAN OVERBOARD 6734      0  1 0 SEA DOGS 533         STONE GOLEM           609  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- Lifeboat Captain was 8-17-7-15-7-9-21 AB.  Not the best, not the worst.  That
could be our motto. -- Sea Dogs

Kano Clan -- I would say something about a bloodfeud, but judging by the inactive
Mutaba Iro and Moshi Haru, we won't be getting a shot at one. -- Sea Dogs

Gentleben -- I would welcome you, but the gladiators of Sunset got there ahead of me,
dishing out 4 losses to you in your first turn.  No easy wins to be had here! -- One
Armed Bandit and the Sea Dogs

Chandler -- I see you have your own box it is a good thing I brought a box cutter. --
Gentleben translating for Mime Control

Ripsaw -- I think my strings got tangled, next time... -- Puppet Master

Dakota Cossack -- You got lucky that time, next time you're mine. -- King Tootnpootn

Mastadonna -- You're a big girl, aren't ya, next time I have to remember to jump when
I swing at ya. -- Giddy Geisha

Battlecry -- Love the name, that was almost the name of this team. -- Gentleben

All -- I hope you all try and use the forumns a little more, but still use the PA as
well, I hope I haven't stepped on any toes by starting a thread for Sunset.  I just
really like reading them.  Hope to see your posts. -- Gentleben

Welcome Girls!  Wait, Girls X3!  No, there is only one Girl.  Welcome Girl!  That
Doesn't sound right.  Welcome Danette!  Bring the rest of the ladies along, I'm sure
we can find something fun to do with them. -- Scipio Sunsetus

Welcome Ben's Bizarre Gladiators!  It wasn't a great start, but I'm confident good
things are ahead.  Just challenge the Kano Crew and I'm sure you'll find wins easier
to come by.

King Tootn -- Hitting hard only helps if you get a chance to swing and hit what you
swing at.  Welcome to Sunset. -- Dakota Cossack

Serpent's Tale -- Arena fighting is as easy as the stories make it seem.  Perhaps the
second chapter of your tale will have a happier ending for you. -- Battlecry

Pilson -- An interesting weapon choice in that situation.  Not very effective, but
interesting. - Jagare

Baron Tone -- It is an unusual arena with so many of our style at the top.  I'll
claim king of that hill--for now anayway. -- Ullrich

11 bashers and only 2 lungers?  Yah gotta love Sunset!  (And where is Assur when you
need him?!)

DM Bosstone -- Congrats on taking the throne.  I must say, I'm perplexed at all these
lower FE slashers jumping me to get to sit up there, though,.. I need a turn! --
Slythr

Reserve Guard -- I was expecting a bit more of a fight, actually.  And where in God's
name were the SKILLS, man?!? -- Slythr

Whitman -- Well avenged on your part.  Almost had you... -- Molotov, polishing his
shiny new rating

Mellow -- Yes, Stand-Around-Classic, I win! -- Wallace

Giddy Geisha -- Try your stuff out back at the Geisha House with THAT wound... --
Mastadonna, not nearly as pretty and petite and well-mannered as a Geisha...

Puppet Master -- You held on pretty good for one of your style against one of mine
early on.  So good, in fact, that the boss has lost all faith in me.  Or he's just
bored with bashers.  So long.... -- Ripsaw

Congrats to Cosmic Freakout and Ministry of Ska on cracking 100 wins, with Jakari's
Death Mob soon to follow.  Having 10 teams in triple digit wins is no small thing
these days in Alastari! -- Stik and G.F.

A hearty welcome to Ben's Bazaar and Girls X3!!  Drinks on us tonight down at the
Broken Bone to soothe those wounds!  Good to have you aboard!  Hopefully Toker makes
it with Equitus Virtus this turn as well! -- Grim Fandango

Sweetness, a couple free fights!  It's been too long! -- Stik

OAB -- Looks like some vengeance is on tap for you.  If only the cowards will decide
to show up the next two months... good luck! -- Stik

Roliston -- Go ahead, mob me, see if I care!  You all hate me, and you're out to get
me.  I'll just cry! -- Merry Leona

Ulrich Bladesong -- You sing a dangerous tune there.  But I think it's in the wrong
key, I couldn't harmonize with it at all. -- Baron Tone

The Magic Shroom -- Like I'd be that stupid! -- Saralee Jo
P.S.  Besides, funguses are creepy.

Dang Chao -- Exactly what I felt like saying this morning.  I don't know what they
feed you at YOUR guildhouse, but at ours, there had better be some changes! -- Rose
Lamont

Millhauser -- Well done, you lose like an expert, despite the fact that I've more
experience at it than you do. -- Korrelnos

Stik -- Just wanted to say hi! -- Toker

All -- It's good to be back to the arena of death!  Let the killing begin! -- Toker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RIPSAW was barely slain by MR. TWISTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SERPENT'S TALE was slaughtered by MR. TWISTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MAN OVERBOARD was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
LAGERKVIST overpowered BLACK LOTUS in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
BATTLECRY devastated CHANDLER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
JAGARE bested MIGHTY BOSSTONE in a 2 minute gory expert's Challenge Title brawl.
SLYTHR devastated RESERVE GUARD in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
ROLISTON was defeated by LEAD INSTRUCTOR in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
MOLOTOV vanquished MAKITA KANE in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel.
DANG CHAO dispatched RAIDER in a popular 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
BEULLA BALLBREAKER was overcome by MERRY LEONA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GIDDY GEISHA was devastated by NIHILISTIC MONK in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
KING TOOTNPOOTN was luckily beaten by WALLACE in a 5 minute Challenge match.
MIME CONTROL was handily defeated by KORRELNOS in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
CALPURNIA vanquished SARALEE JO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ULLRICH BLADESONG vanquished SALTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
PILSON devastated BARON TONE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SURLY DECKHAND savagely defeated WHITMAN in a exciting 3 minute gory veteran's bout.
ROSE LAMONT handily defeated VERGIL in a 3 minute mismatched competition.
SUCKER PUNCH beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 4 minute fight.
QUINTUS REX subdued MILLHAUSER in a 2 minute bout.
BERSERKER was overcome by VELARIA in a 2 minute duel.
MASTADONNA was handily defeated by CICERO in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SCIPIO SUNSETUS demolished ZYBOR ROCKCRUSHER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DAKOTA COSSACK was slaughtered by CHEKHOV in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PUPPET MASTER vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 5 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -   6 -  1      75  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         SLASHING ATTACK   35 -  21 -  4      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     29 -  24 -  2      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  20 -  1      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         AIMED BLOW        24 -  26 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         BASHING ATTACK    33 -  41 -  4      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  22 -  3      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  26 -  0      38  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  18 -  0      38  |

Turn 609 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         3  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  8         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    JAGARE 6660                17   5  3  109 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
SLASHING ATTACK  SLYTHR 6597                20  11  2  129 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
LUNGING ATTACK   CALPURNIA 6173             11   7  1  102 EQUITES VIRTUS (535)
PARRY-STRIKE     ULLRICH BLADESONG 6645     15   9  2   97 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
BASHING ATTACK   SURLY DECKHAND 6568        22  18  0   95 SEA DOGS (533)
STRIKING ATTACK  LEAD INSTRUCTOR 6642       13  12  0   78 LIGHT BRIGADE (549)
AIMED BLOW       ROSE LAMONT 6675           11  10  1   68 SWORD OPERA (323)
TOTAL PARRY      ROLISTON 6697               6   3  0   59 DEATH MOB 4 (567)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 6568.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SURLY DECKHAND 6568.  The ten other most popular fighters were KING 
TOOTNPOOTN 6731, MERRY LEONA 6591, RIPSAW 6711, MIGHTY BOSSTONE 5969, LEAD INSTRUCTOR 
6642, WHITMAN 6531, ROSE LAMONT 6675, SLYTHR 6597, ULLRICH BLADESONG 6645, and PILSON 
6643.

The least popular fighter this week was PUPPET MASTER 6730.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAN OVERBOARD 6734, DAKOTA COSSACK 6726, ZYBOR ROCKCRUSHER 
6736, MASTADONNA 6723, VERGIL 6169, BARON TONE 6249, SARALEE JO 6686, MIME CONTROL 
6729, CHANDLER 6721, and SERPENT'S TALE 6733.