DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/24/2010    Duedate: 03/09/2010

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-633

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLY FISHER
SEA DOGS (533)
(21-6727) [17-1-0,157]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLY FISHER                     SIDEWINDER
SEA DOGS (533)                 SERPENTS HOLD (589)
(21-6727) [17-1-0,157]         (21-6883) [2-1-1,47]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

VOLLEYBALL                     VENOM
SPORTS (497)                   SERPENTS HOLD (589)
(21-5691) [15-8-0,103]         (21-6908) [0-1-0,1]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OMINOUS REIGN (584)         56
2. DARK AT HEART (586)         46      SPORTS (497)
3. THE RED BLADES (578)        39      Unchartered Team
4. SWORD OPERA (323)           35
5. SEA DOGS (533)              30      FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)     11   4  0 73.3   1/ 2*FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)    10  3 0
 2/ 0 SPORTS (497)              30  17  0 63.8   2/ 1 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       10  5 0
 3/ 2 SEA DOGS (533)           190 123 17 60.7   3/ 5 DARK AT HEART (586)       9  6 1
 4/ 3 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      295 192 13 60.6   4/ 9 THE RED BLADES (578)      8  7 0
 5/ 8 DARK AT HEART (586)       52  42  2 55.3   5/ 3 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       7  7 0
 6/ 5 GREDAN (583)              28  23  4 54.9   6/ 6*SERPENTS HOLD (589)       7  8 2
 7/ 7 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      568 468 24 54.8   7/ 7 GREDAN (583)              7  8 1
 8/11 OMINOUS REIGN (584)       37  41  3 47.4   8/10 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       7  8 0
 9/ 9 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        61  69  4 46.9   9/ 4 OMINOUS REIGN (584)       7  8 0
10/ 4*SERPENTS HOLD (589)        7   8  2 46.7  10/ 8 SWORD OPERA (323)         5  9 0
11/10 LITERATE LOONS (538)     240 293 12 45.0  11/11 SEA DOGS (533)            4  8 0
12/12 THE RED BLADES (578)      45  57  1 44.1  12-12*TEAM SLIME (585)          3  2 0
13/13 SWORD OPERA (323)        618 917 22 40.3  13/13 LITERATE LOONS (538)      3 12 0
14-14*TEAM SLIME (585)          12  18  0 40.0  14/ 0*BLOODTHIRST (591)         2  3 1
15/ 0*BLOODTHIRST (591)          2   3  1 40.0  15/ 0 SPORTS (497)              1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 643): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 525): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 649): VIRTUAL REALITY of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 620): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 644): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 639): ACOLYTE 1 of GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 647): LITTLE VENUS of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 632): CHAGAN of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 633): GRUMPY GHOUL of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 632): FLY FISHER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 604): DANETTE ROGERS of GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): ZIG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 269): MATT RICIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 580): BIG DISAPPOINTMENT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 531): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 253): MATEEN of SAI'FULLAH (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 244): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 478): SAND STORM of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 220): ROOT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 525): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 643): LAB EXPERIMENTS (?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 525): 042909A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 649): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 620): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 644): BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 639): GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 647): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 632): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 633): THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 632): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 604): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 269): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 580): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 531): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 253): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 244): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 478): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 220): KIWI CONNECTION 7 (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 525) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 642): BALL PEIN of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 525): BUBBA BENDER of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
               (turn 524): GOLDINA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 646): PALMETTA PATTY of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
                           BARRIO of WORDS THAT END IN 0 (Otis?, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 633): GRUMPY GHOUL of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
                (turn 632): TAREK of LUROCIAN PRIDE (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 631): SARALEE JO of SWORD OPERA (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): ZIG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
                              BERTHA of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 579): ALMOST PRETTY of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well, Silver Smurfer, I gotta give credit where credit is due.  You've got some
big cajones.  Whether they are blue or silver is somewhat of a mystery, though.
Perhaps they are silvery blue.
     It looks like it's just going to be me and Ironsides until the Spring mail-in.
We've already got two new recruits who are ready for the Rookies.  Hopefully a third
one will be forthcoming.  I doubt I'm going to bother with an immortal Challengers
run following my 20th fight, on account of me having no chance against those freaks.
I guess that leaves me graduation and brief stint in Home Guard as my only option
before retiring to a nice fishing hole somewhere.

Good luck to my next opponent.  You'll need it.

Fly Fisher

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  FIZBANS FOLLIES now holds the crown 
and they are betting they can keep it.  For every winner there is a loser.  Speaking 
of losers, lets take a look at OMINOUS REIGN, who went down to 4th from 9th.  Life is 
tough.  Coming up with a solid 4-1-0 outing, THE RED BLADES has advanced 5 places in 
the rankings.  It looks like the guys(?) at DARK AT HEART had a good week as they 
went 5-0-1 to put them in 3rd place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch 
out for JONISSON, who flew up 26 points in the rankings after mashing BIG KEVIN like 
a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out 
on the sands.  BIG KEVIN was beat by JONISSON and drops 21 points.  Our battling 
duelmaster FLY FISHER has managed to hold the title, fending off CATHER's none too 
subtle advances.  Better luck next time, LITERATE LOONS.  4 out of 5 gladiators 
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the SUNSET arena.  Did you 
hear that NOMADIC TRIBE was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of NOMADIC TRIBE's warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, 
but catch GRIM FANDANGO's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at 
running from NOMADIC TRIBE.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of FAMINE, who 
was this week's most challenged warrior.  In a touching display by a 'touched' 
warrior, YUEDEBAHL LITHA went after BLAKSUNN, who was higher by 24 points.  Well, 
when the dust settled, YUEDEBAHL LITHA was beat by BLAKSUNN.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  DIAMONDBACK says to his 
dog--'Who should I fight this week?'.  Dog says 'MR. TWISTER'.  So the guy dies.  
Moral?  Put lying dogs to sleep.  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper 
time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, there's the manager of the SUNSET giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  And remember, you 
can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one 
already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLY FISHER 6727              17   1  0   157       SEA DOGS (533)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORBID CRUSADER 6825         13   4  0   107       DARK AT HEART (586)
 VOLLEYBALL 5691              15   8  0   103       SPORTS (497)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLAKSUNN 6774                15   3  0    94       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 SILVER SMURFER 6811          10   6  0    94       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 FAMINE 6826                  13   5  0    92       DARK AT HEART (586)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRANDADDY SMURF 6783         11   7  0    90       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 CATHER 6786                  11   6  0    88       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 BATTLECRY 6724               13  12  0    83       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 WALLACE 6707                 18  10  0    82       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 KING TOOTNPOOTN 6731         14  12  2    82       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 BUL GOBLINHEWER 6738          8  14  0    74       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-BLACK GOLD 3886              14   5  3    73       THE COLOUR OF NEON (354)
 DISEASE 6827                  9   9  1    72       DARK AT HEART (586)
 TERRA SIGILLATA 6787          8   7  0    69       THE RED BLADES (578)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YUEDEBAHL LITHA 6788          7  11  1    65       THE RED BLADES (578)
 IRONSIDES 6720               13   8  1    62       SEA DOGS (533)
 LITO SKY 6861                 6   2  0    61       THE RED BLADES (578)
 MERSILUS 6781                 9   9  1    60       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 MILLHAUSER 6705              14  16  0    58       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 ICE 6820                      7   6  0    58       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 WEASEL 6795                  10   6  1    57       OMINOUS REIGN (584)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRAVEN WARD 6743             10  11  0    54       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 DARKNESS 6841                 8   4  1    54       DARK AT HEART (586)
 ANGEL 6846                    7   4  2    54       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 JONISSON 6780                 6  13  0    54       SWORD OPERA (323)
 PILLOW 6819                   8   6  0    47       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 SIDEWINDER 6883               2   1  1    47       SERPENTS HOLD (589)
 REZUREKT 6805                 9   8  0    42       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 VIRILE MAN 6865               5   2  0    39       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 SASQUATCH 6816                6   8  0    37       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 LENI POOLE 6854               5   4  0    37       THE RED BLADES (578)
 ZOLDIVAR 6791                 7   3  0    35       GREDAN (583)
 MILINA 6794                   6   4  2    34       GREDAN (583)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JESICKA 6800                  5   1  0    31       TEAM SLIME (585)
 BIG KEVIN 6849                8   2  0    29       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 GANGOL 6793                   6   5  0    29       GREDAN (583)
 SELIA DOVE 6832               7   7  0    28       SWORD OPERA (323)
-RED ROBIN 6413                6   5  0    26       DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (57)
 PYNCHON 6810                  6   8  0    26       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 KERBESTAM 6857                5   4  0    26       SWORD OPERA (323)
 NOT DA'IN ME 5392             3   0  0    25       FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOLLY GREEN GIANT 6790        4   6  1    23       GREDAN (583)
 ONE TOO MANY 5393             4   1  0    23       FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)
 RUIN 6862                     3   5  0    22       DARK AT HEART (586)
-WAELSLEAHT 6804               2   4  0    22       TEAM SLIME (585)
-ZONZALIN 6836                 2   2  0    20       TEAM SLIME (585)
 COSMO 6866                    3   3  0    19       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 BIZNAF 5389                   2   1  0    19       FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)
 BORGES 6844                   3   7  0    16       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 WILD 6863                     2   6  0    16       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 REAVER 6885                   2   1  0    16       SERPENTS HOLD (589)
 FOUGHT TOO MANY 5391          2   1  0    15       FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)
-AGAMAMNON 6803                2   4  0    14       TEAM SLIME (585)
 SHATAAS 6904                  1   0  1    14       BLOODTHIRST (591)
-CRYSTAL CONDOR 6439           2   6  0    12       DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (57)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHESTERTON 6853               1   7  0    10       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 FEYTALONY 6909                1   0  0    10       GREDAN (583)
 PYTHON 6898                   1   1  0     8       SERPENTS HOLD (589)
 OPHELIA DELPHI 6910           1   0  0     6       THE RED BLADES (578)
-ADIRAN 6837                   1   3  0     6       TEAM SLIME (585)
 BLAKSKUL 6899                 1   1  0     4       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 WRYLETH 6901                  1   0  0     4       BLOODTHIRST (591)
 RAMON LALO 6894               0   3  0     3       SWORD OPERA (323)
 VENOM 6908                    0   1  0     1       SERPENTS HOLD (589)
 AIRAROGH 6903                 0   1  0     1       BLOODTHIRST (591)
 TELETHIAN 6902                0   1  0     1       BLOODTHIRST (591)
 MORIDEN 6900                  0   1  0     1       BLOODTHIRST (591)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      SHATAAS 6904          633  NONE
THE USEROUS MERC        0  0 0                      DARKNESS 6841         633  NONE
FELTHOS 6845            3  1 0 GREDAN 583           SIDEWINDER 6883       632   
MAN OVERBOARD 6906      0  1 0 SEA DOGS 533         ARENAMASTER HART      633  NONE
DIAMONDBACK 6886        2  1 1 SERPENTS HOLD 589    MR. TWISTER           633  NONE
LAMON ROSARD 6831       6  5 0 SWORD OPERA 323      ANGEL 6846            630   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

It's time to learn a lousy someone's lousy Basher faves.  I'm back to graduate or
kill off Volleyball, another of my under performing Bashers.  Though given what I
know about his faves, maybe it isn't under performing.  But then I look at his skill
totals and cry at every loss. -- Assurnasirbanipal

All -- Please forgive my lack of personals lately, don't know what happened, other
than life in general, no excuse! -- Stik

     Blizzards?

To the just-graduated DM Saralee Jo -- Stik and Grim Fandango send a hearty
congratulations to you and your steadfast manager, Jorja, on your invite and a career
well-played and survived on the sands of Sunset! -- Stik/GF

DM Fly Fisher -- Congrats on the title.  I hear somebody who's most definitely NOT an
aimer might be showing up this cycle to spice things up in the CCs a bit...we'll see
how you do, or did, at this point! -- Stik/GF

Fizban and Khisanth -- Welcome to the Arena of Death, the Jewel of the Delarquan
Federation, Sunset.  May your stays be long, successful (except against us), blood
soaked and ale drenched!!  Drinks on us tonight down at the Broken Bone Tavern!
Blades up!! -- Grim Fandango

Welcome back again to Team Slime and Gredan!  Jakari and Death Mob, you're not
dissapearing again, are you?? -- GF

Grandaddy Smurf -- See, you never know who's gonna show up to go and break your
favorite toy...better get some iodine on all those fist and forearm cuts! -- Blaksunn
P.S.  Tell your buddy KTP to bring it if he dares...

Morbid Crusader -- What, do I bare a stirking resemblance to Saladin or something?
Sheesh... I'm tired of this aimer-fest around here! -- Wallace

Pillow -- A better result for me than last time, I'd say.  Many thanks. -- Rezurekt

Ben -- Congrats on that three-turn team title, you've held onto it a while now.  I've
got to back onto the awards podium and snag me some free fights, been in a draught
too long here... -- Stik

Khisanth and the Serpents -- Welcome to the Jewel of the Delarquan Federation! --
Nomad and his Tribe

Saralee Jo -- Seriously?  I got randomly matched up with the graduating duelmaster?
Huh.  I didn't win, but I had a chance.  Good luck in retirement, I shall look
forward to my next title fight. -- Bul

Famine -- I needed that after my recent struggles. -- Battlecry

Lito Sky -- Why do I even bother filling out the avoid section?  Lotta good it did.
-- Sasquatch

Gangol -- You look dangerous, but for now experience has its advantages. -- Graven
Ward

Not DA'n -- Uhm, I would never get the option to fill out that part of your strat
sheet.  But after that fight, I would not object if someone else did so.  Feel free
to go fight at night. -- Cosmo

Leni Poole -- It annoys me to encounter a woman too big for me to lift.  After all,
lifting women is one of my jobs at the Opera.  It isn't every guy who can sing AND
lift women in the air at the same time, you know.  Not that any man is going to be
lifting a woman who's a foot taller than he is. -- Jonisson

Bul Goblinhewer -- Well, you must know I'm no goblin.  Of course, I'm not a golem,
either, so you can't totally trust what the Commission says.  Silly fools. -- Saralee
Jo

Wild -- I could see you weren't going to offer me a hand, so... I took one.  But I'm
done with it now, and I'm sure the Infirmarians can sew it back. -- Selia Dove

Diamondback -- The glitter from all those diamonds on your back blinded me. --
Kerbestam
P.S.  That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

Python -- Gods, what a horrible sight!  I don't much care for snakes at all, and a
serpent of your magnitude is horrible indeed! -- Ramon Lalo

Sea Dogs -- Thank you.  I'm thinking of running a fishing and boating lodge on the
south side of the island, having been offered a great deal on it by a, um, gentleman
friend who will remain nameless.  Drop by when you have some time off. -- Saralee Jo

Ben's Bazaar -- Yes, mostly.  Jorja says that the Isle is "not much fun," and why
should she waste fighters she likes on Darkholm, where they wouldn't have a chance
and no one would respond to personals?  Y'all come by the fishing lodge, too. --
Saralee Jo

The Red Blades -- And to you also, thanks and an invitation.  I figure if I fill half
the rooms and cabins with gladiators who just pay for their own food, I can fill the
others with guys who'd like to hang out near gladiators and charge them the limit. --
Saralee Jo

Nomad -- Was it you or Reaper who wanted "someone easy to beat" in Stormcrowe?  And
then left just as I showed up.  If it was you, come back.  If not, come anyway. --
Jorja

Weasel -- Go figure.  That wasn't much of a change in my strategy.  Pretty thin line
we walk. -- Terra S.

Sasquatch -- You can't be too thrilled with how that went.  Yes, I avoided you. --
Lito

Jonisson -- That was, in fact, a lot more exciting than I prefer. -- Leni Poole

King Tootie -- I assume that pounding the dents out of your armor is how you stay in
shape. -- Yuedebahl

Fly Fisher -- Congrats DM! -- The Red Blades

Khisanth -- Welcome to Sunset!  I hope you enjoy it here. -- Bill the Bard

9 February 10
All -- I know you all thought the old Wiz that is Fiz went off to die somewhere.
Well, I didn't.  Now I'm back to befuddle and frustrate you with my senseless
ramblings.  I look forward to reconnecting with all my old friends and enemies alike.
-- Fizban the Famous

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DIAMONDBACK was viciously butchered by MR. TWISTER in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
MAN OVERBOARD was murdered by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
SILVER SMURFER demolished BUL GOBLINHEWER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
WALLACE was outlasted by FAMINE in a unpopular 38 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
TERRA SIGILLATA bested MILLHAUSER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
YUEDEBAHL LITHA was overpowered by BLAKSUNN in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
LITO SKY devastated VIRILE MAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
LENI POOLE overcame SELIA DOVE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
SASQUATCH vanquished JOLLY GREEN GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
REAVER savagely defeated BLAKSKUL in a 3 minute novice's Challenge fight.
PYTHON was defeated by BIZNAF in a 4 minute novice's Challenge match.
FOUGHT TOO MANY was bested by KERBESTAM in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
NOT DA'IN ME subdued BORGES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
FLY FISHER overpowered CATHER in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
BATTLECRY was overpowered by VOLLEYBALL in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
MORBID CRUSADER handily defeated KING TOOTNPOOTN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GRANDADDY SMURF savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute brutal bout.
MERSILUS was savagely defeated by DISEASE in a 2 minute gory veteran's bout.
REZUREKT was viciously subdued by ANGEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory competition.
IRONSIDES defeated SIDEWINDER in a exciting 4 minute duel.
GRAVEN WARD beat ZOLDIVAR in a 2 minute fray.
BIG KEVIN was vanquished by JONISSON in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
GANGOL was overpowered by WEASEL in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
MILINA was vanquished by ICE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
DARKNESS slaughtered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
PILLOW overpowered PYNCHON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
CHESTERTON was savagely defeated by ONE TOO MANY in a 7 minute gory fight.
RUIN vanquished RAMON LALO in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WILD was beaten by COSMO in a popular 4 minute match.
WRYLETH outlasted VENOM in a popular 8 minute gruesome novice's bout.
TELETHIAN was demolished by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
AIRAROGH was bested by OPHELIA DELPHI in a 3 minute novice's battle.
SHATAAS butchered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MORIDEN was overpowered by FEYTALONY in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         WALL OF STEEL     18 -   5 -  0      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         AIMED BLOW        36 -  27 -  2      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  17 -  1      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  31 -  3      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         STRIKING ATTACK   46 -  47 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         TOTAL PARRY       29 -  31 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK    38 -  42 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  22 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  19 -  1      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  12 -  0      29  |

Turn 633 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        6 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         3  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  6                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  FLY FISHER 6727            17   1  0  157 SEA DOGS (533)
AIMED BLOW       MORBID CRUSADER 6825       13   4  0  107 DARK AT HEART (586)
BASHING ATTACK   VOLLEYBALL 5691            15   8  0  103 SPORTS (497)
WALL OF STEEL    BLAKSUNN 6774              15   3  0   94 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
TOTAL PARRY      FAMINE 6826                13   5  0   92 DARK AT HEART (586)
LUNGING ATTACK   TERRA SIGILLATA 6787        8   7  0   69 THE RED BLADES (578)
PARRY-LUNGE      DARKNESS 6841               8   4  1   54 DARK AT HEART (586)
SLASHING ATTACK  REZUREKT 6805               9   8  0   42 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is VOLLEYBALL 5691.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was VENOM 6908.  The ten other most popular fighters were SIDEWINDER 6883, REAVER 
6885, WILD 6863, DIAMONDBACK 6886, FOUGHT TOO MANY 5391, KERBESTAM 6857, PYTHON 6898, 
FLY FISHER 6727, GRANDADDY SMURF 6783, and DISEASE 6827.

The least popular fighter this week was FAMINE 6826.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WALLACE 6707, WRYLETH 6901, MORIDEN 6900, TELETHIAN 6902, GANGOL 6793, 
REZUREKT 6805, BATTLECRY 6724, BLAKSKUL 6899, VIRILE MAN 6865, and YUEDEBAHL LITHA 
6788.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FLY FISHER (21-6727) SEA DOGS (533)