DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/24/2010    Duedate: 04/06/2010

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-635

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GRANDADDY SMURF
BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
(21-6783) [13-7-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GRANDADDY SMURF                SIDEWINDER
BEN'S BAZAAR (577)             SERPENTS HOLD (589)
(21-6783) [13-7-0,116]         (21-6883) [4-1-1,55]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DISEASE                        RAMON LALO
DARK AT HEART (586)            SWORD OPERA (323)
(21-6827) [9-11-1,58]          (21-6894) [1-4-0,7]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GRIM FANDANGO (454)         43
2. LITERATE LOONS (538)        31      SPORTS (497)
3. BLOODTHIRST (591)           28      Unchartered Team
4. NOMADIC TRIBE (160)         26
5. SERPENTS HOLD (589)         26      FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)     18   6  0 75.0   1/ 1*FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)    10  3 0
 2/ 2 SPORTS (497)              32  17  0 65.3   2/ 6 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      10  5 0
 3/ 4 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      302 195 13 60.8   3/ 5 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        9  6 1
 4/ 3 SEA DOGS (533)           192 127 18 60.2   4/ 3 OMINOUS REIGN (584)       9  6 0
 5/ 5*SERPENTS HOLD (589)       14  10  2 58.3   5/ 4*SERPENTS HOLD (589)       8  6 0
 6/ 7 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      573 473 25 54.8   6/ 2 THE RED BLADES (578)      8  7 0
 7/ 6 GREDAN (583)              30  26  4 53.6   7/ 7 SWORD OPERA (323)         7  5 0
 8/ 8 DARK AT HEART (586)       53  51  2 51.0   8/ 9 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       6  9 1
 9/10 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        68  72  5 48.6   9/ 8 DARK AT HEART (586)       6  9 1
10/ 9 OMINOUS REIGN (584)       42  46  3 47.7  10/11 LITERATE LOONS (538)      5 10 0
11/11 LITERATE LOONS (538)     245 298 12 45.1  11/10 SEA DOGS (533)            4  5 1
12/12 THE RED BLADES (578)      49  63  1 43.8  12/13*BLOODTHIRST (591)         4 11 1
13/14 SWORD OPERA (323)        623 920 22 40.4  13/15 SPORTS (497)              3  0 0
14/13*TEAM SLIME (585)          15  23  1 39.5  14/12*TEAM SLIME (585)          3  5 1
15/15*BLOODTHIRST (591)          4  11  1 26.7  15/14 GREDAN (583)              3  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 645): IOSIO of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 527): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 651): FURIOUS GORGE of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, 
mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 622): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 646): PEDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 641): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 649): LITTLE VENUS of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 634): PHLEGM of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 635): ZELANA of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 634): VOLLEYBALL of SPORTS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 605): EDDIE INCHER of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 270): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 583): BIG DISAPPOINTMENT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 533): SHOGGOTH of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 254): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 245): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, 
mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 479): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 221): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 527): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, 
mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 645): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 527): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 651): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 622): TL;DR (?, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 646): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 641): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 649): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 364): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 635): OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 634): FIZBANS FOLLIES (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 605): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 597): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 270): IDLE ITEMS (Tonezy, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 582): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 533): QUESTIONS (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 254): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 245): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 479): DETHKLOT (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 221): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 527) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 526): GULBY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 651): KOVARAMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 649): LITTLE VENUS of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 634): PHLEGM of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
                           CHAGAN of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 635): ZELANA of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 634): VOLLEYBALL of SPORTS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
               (turn 633): FLY FISHER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): ZIG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
                              BERTHA of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 583): BIG DISAPPOINTMENT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
               (turn 581): STONECRUSHER II of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Assur is going to take up most of this column so I'll just say how happy I am to gain
immortality and land!  I look forward to my retirement, no longer risking my neck for
the amusement of the crowd.  As is our tradition, I leave you with a quote from the
sports world:

"...we didn't come here to medal, we came here to win a gold medal..." -- Jamie
Langenbrunner, USA Hockey Team

Volleyball

---
Volleyball's vitals:
12(1)-9-6-21-12-14-11 B Norm/Norm HI/VL MS, learns riposte
skills at: 25/29/30(+4)/16?/18(+3)/32

highlight: started career 8-1
lowlight: ended career 7-7

Interestingly: 5-5 vs Lungers, 4-4 vs. Strikers, 4-4 vs. TPs, and 1-1 vs. Wastes

At 150 skills, easily my highest skilled grad (except 2 sandbaggers).  He'll be the
4th basher I retire that is +7 or +8 in att & def.

He'll be my last low size basher, ever.  I've graduated a size 3 and now three size 6
bashers.  They just aren't what I'm looking for, though they can be successful.  Of
the four, the only tourney worth remembering is a 6-3 Adepts by a mediocre sponge.

I hope to be back in Sunset at a later date, either with VB's replacement or another
team.

Later!

-- Assur

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt SUNSET will ever be the same.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for 
there are sorrows to drown for THE RED BLADES, whose 2-3-0 this turn dropped them by 
4 into 6th.  NOMADIC TRIBE stable has parlayed this turn's 4-1-0 into a 4 space move 
up the rankings.  This brings them up to 2nd place.  Good work, guys!  The GRIM 
FANDANGO guild has had a 4-1-1 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You 
never know where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, REZUREKT fought PILLOW 
and gained 27 points and contributed to GRIM FANDANGO's 4-1-1.  DISEASE has lost to 
LENI POOLE, falling 17 points, while helping make DARK AT HEART a 1-4-0 turn.  This 
week's Duelmaster bout was between BATTLECRY and our Duelmaster VOLLEYBALL, making a 
challenge.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and VOLLEYBALL 
remains SUNSET's top warrior for another turn.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have 
heard from unimpeachable sources that Baba Yaga's Bar and Grill uses trolls in their 
stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  GRIM FANDANGO has cause to stand tall, 
as they were SUNSET's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to 
beat.  And avoiding GRIM FANDANGO more than any other team we find NOMADIC TRIBE.  
SUNSET, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, 
take notice that BATTLECRY from NOMADIC TRIBE was SUNSET's most challenged warrior 
this turn.  Building dreams on hope, TERRA SIGILLATA challenged up 28 points this 
turn to take on BLAKSUNN from GRIM FANDANGO stable.  Well, TERRA SIGILLATA was 
overcame by BLAKSUNN, but TERRA SIGILLATA gained 6 in recognition for hers efforts.  
Thank goodness for small favors.  In a fit of brilliance or of stupidity (hard to say 
sometimes), PYNCHON challenged SIDEWINDER today, facing a 26 difference in 
recognition.  And though PYNCHON lost to SIDEWINDER, the valiant attempt earned him 3 
worth of recognition.  Foolhardiness can sometimes pay.  WALLACE of GRIM FANDANGO had 
better have a good reason for challenging down 12 points in a challenge which he won. 
I thought WALLACE showed great skill and promise when he defeated ICE.  All right, so 
I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  You gotta do what you gotta do.  BEN'S BAZAAR has sent KING 
TOOTNPOOTN to the Dark Arena.  The deed is done.  Lift the ale, and toast the memory. 
I guess it was coming sooner or later, OMINOUS REIGN has lost PILLOW, and SUNSET is 
bound to miss her.  For a little while, at least.  I wish to point out for GREDAN 
that there is but a single turn before SERPENTS HOLD and their warrior, SIDEWINDER, 
will get away with killing FELTHOS.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the 
graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in SUNSET and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in SUNSET again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRANDADDY SMURF 6783         13   7  0   116       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILVER SMURFER 6811          12   6  0   103       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 CATHER 6786                  13   6  0    98       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 BATTLECRY 6724               14  13  0    97       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 MORBID CRUSADER 6825         14   5  0    97       DARK AT HEART (586)
 FAMINE 6826                  13   7  0    92       DARK AT HEART (586)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLAKSUNN 6774                16   4  0    90       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 WALLACE 6707                 20  10  0    88       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 LENI POOLE 6854               7   4  0    79       THE RED BLADES (578)
 ICE 6820                      8   7  0    77       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 YUEDEBAHL LITHA 6788          8  12  1    75       THE RED BLADES (578)
 JONISSON 6780                 8  13  0    74       SWORD OPERA (323)
-BLACK GOLD 3886              14   5  3    73       THE COLOUR OF NEON (354)
 IRONSIDES 6720               14   9  1    72       SEA DOGS (533)
 BUL GOBLINHEWER 6738          9  15  0    72       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 MERSILUS 6781                10  10  1    69       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REZUREKT 6805                10   9  1    66       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 TERRA SIGILLATA 6787          8   9  0    66       THE RED BLADES (578)
 WEASEL 6795                  11   7  1    62       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 ANGEL 6846                    8   5  2    61       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 MILLHAUSER 6705              14  18  0    60       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 DISEASE 6827                  9  11  1    58       DARK AT HEART (586)
 SASQUATCH 6816                8   8  0    58       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIDEWINDER 6883               4   1  1    55       SERPENTS HOLD (589)
-JESICKA 6800                  6   1  0    54       TEAM SLIME (585)
 GRAVEN WARD 6743             11  12  0    51       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITO SKY 6861                 6   4  0    51       THE RED BLADES (578)
 SELIA DOVE 6832               9   7  0    46       SWORD OPERA (323)
 DARKNESS 6841                 8   6  1    43       DARK AT HEART (586)
 ZOLDIVAR 6791                 8   3  0    42       GREDAN (583)
 VIRILE MAN 6865               6   3  0    39       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 COSMO 6866                    5   3  0    38       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 GANGOL 6793                   7   5  0    36       GREDAN (583)
 FOUGHT TOO MANY 5391          4   1  0    34       FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONE TOO MANY 5393             5   1  0    33       FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)
 BIG KEVIN 6849                9   3  0    30       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 MILINA 6794                   6   5  2    30       GREDAN (583)
 PYNCHON 6810                  6  10  0    30       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 AGAMAMNON 6803                3   5  1    30       TEAM SLIME (585)
 BORGES 6844                   5   7  0    28       LITERATE LOONS (538)
-RED ROBIN 6413                6   5  0    26       DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (57)
 CHESTERTON 6853               2   8  0    26       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 NOT DA'IN ME 5392             4   1  0    25       FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)
 PYTHON 6898                   3   1  0    25       SERPENTS HOLD (589)
 JOLLY GREEN GIANT 6790        4   7  1    24       GREDAN (583)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-REAVER 6885                   3   1  0    22       SERPENTS HOLD (589)
 KERBESTAM 6857                5   6  0    21       SWORD OPERA (323)
 WILD 6863                     3   7  0    20       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 RUIN 6862                     3   7  0    20       DARK AT HEART (586)
 VENOM 6908                    2   1  0    20       SERPENTS HOLD (589)
 ZONZALIN 6836                 3   3  0    19       TEAM SLIME (585)
 SHATAAS 6904                  2   1  1    19       BLOODTHIRST (591)
 WAELSLEAHT 6804               2   6  0    16       TEAM SLIME (585)
-CRYSTAL CONDOR 6439           2   6  0    12       DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (57)
 BIZNAF 5389                   3   2  0    11       FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)
 WORM FOOD 6905                2   0  0    10       FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)
 OPHELIA DELPHI 6910           2   1  0     8       THE RED BLADES (578)
 RAMON LALO 6894               1   4  0     7       SWORD OPERA (323)
 BLAKSKUL 6899                 1   3  0     6       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 WRYLETH 6901                  1   2  0     5       BLOODTHIRST (591)
 FEYTALONY 6909                1   1  0     4       GREDAN (583)
 TELETHIAN 6902                0   3  0     3       BLOODTHIRST (591)
 MORIDEN 6900                  0   3  0     3       BLOODTHIRST (591)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KING TOOTNPOOTN 6731   15 13 3 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     ARENAMASTER HART      635  NONE
AIRAROGH 6903           1  2 0 BLOODTHIRST 591      ARENAMASTER HART      635  NONE
FELTHOS 6845            3  1 0 GREDAN 583           SIDEWINDER 6883       632   
PILLOW 6819             9  7 0 OMINOUS REIGN 584    REZUREKT 6805         635   
MAN OVERBOARD 6914      0  1 0 SEA DOGS 533         DARK CHAMPION         635  NONE
MAST 6913               0  1 0 SEA DOGS 533         DARK CHAMPION         635  NONE
SEE YA 6915             0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 589    SPYMASTER             635  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ironsides -- I pegged you as a solid bet to not kill me.  That was almost everything
I hoped for. -- Lito Sky

Bul -- If we start talking up a bare-knuckles rematch we might figure out a way to
score some appearance fees from some of the drinking establishments we already
"appear" at frequently. -- Yuedebahl

Python -- I heard you guys got pretty big. -- Ophelia

Ice -- Nice fight. -- Terra

Weasel -- Terra may be having trouble finding a good strat, but I like mine. -- Leni

Volleyball -- Congrats on the throne and the quick invite. -- The Red Blades

Dark Arena -- Last week started off pretty bad for you guys.  Thank the managers that
sent kittens for you to drown instead of tigers. -- The Red Blades

All -- Nice to see everyone piping up around here!  Now if only I could follow suit a
little more consistently again... -- Stik

Sidewinder -- Vicious little thing, ain't ya?  I think you're hidin' some stuff under
the hood. -- Rezurekt

Grandaddy Smurf -- It could've gone better. -- Blaksunn

Venom -- That's what I get for stickin' my nose in a snake's nest, I suppose. --
Blakskul

OAB -- Congrats on the graduation and thanks for giving us a look behind the curtain
on the Fisher! -- Stik and GF

KTP -- Nice job surviving the the DA.  Gonna try for two or did you earn a second
chance? -- Blaksunn

DM Volleyball -- Congrats on the throne and the invite.  Tell your manager to stick
around and stick it out with some new guys, it's not so bad around here! -- Grim
Fandango

Fizban -- Nice returns on your investment so far!  Drinks on us tonight down at the
Broken Bone!  Oh, and there'll be dancing girls, too.... -- Grim Fandango

Bloodthirst -- Welcome to Sunset, official-like, from the Fandangos! -- Stik and GF

Famine -- At least I seem to have managed to get over my problems with scum.  That
was disconcerting while it lasted.  It is much easier to let loose with a good howl
at the start of a battle if you are well fed. -- Battlecry

Virile Man -- Ah, I love it when a plan comes together. -- Sasquatch

Yuedebahl -- That may well have been my most frustrating fight yet.  I certainly had
my chances.  Let's just say that weapon is probably not my favorite, which is a good
thing. -- Bul

Jesicka -- Ouch.  That was impressive.  Either that or I was just really terrible.
That fight should never have been that lopsided.  But ouch.  Nice learns also.  For
you. -- Graven Ward

Shataas -- It is great to have your team here, but that type of display on the sands
will result in a very short career.  Who'd yah kill, a scribe?

Not Da'in Me -- Well, I wish he HAD.  I don't need the humiliation. -- Kerbestam

Pynchon -- You don't go pynchin me! -- Selia Dove

Darkness -- You could be quite the lightsome wench if you tried.  I bet I could carry
you around the stage for a whole song. -- Jonisson
P.S.  Ah, you do sing, don't you?

Moriden -- People talk about bloodthirst a lot, but have any of them or you tried
drinking it, actually?  We're not talking a cup of tea here, although after you've
drunk blood, a cup of tea might have a lot of appeal.  Clear the palate and all. --
Ramon Lalo

Big Kevin -- Darned if I know. -- Jonisson

Leni Poole -- Yeah, Jonisson could give you the wrong idea there.  But his job is to
literally pick us up and carry us around the stage while we pose and sing--it makes
us more visible to the back rows. -- Selia Dove

Bill -- The Infirmary was ALWAYS an uninspiring place to convalesce.  Have you seen
what they call "food" there? -- Saralee Jo

Our congratulations to Volleyball. -- Jorja and the Sword Opera cast

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KING TOOTNPOOTN was butchered by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
AIRAROGH was murdered by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
SEE YA was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MAST was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
MAN OVERBOARD was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
VOLLEYBALL defeated BATTLECRY in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge struggle.
WALLACE overcame ICE in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
TERRA SIGILLATA lost to BLAKSUNN in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
LITO SKY was vanquished by JONISSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
LENI POOLE vanquished DISEASE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
REZUREKT executed PILLOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
PYNCHON was savagely defeated by SIDEWINDER in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
BLAKSKUL was handily defeated by PYTHON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CATHER devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MORBID CRUSADER viciously subdued IRONSIDES in a popular 3 minute expert's fight.
SILVER SMURFER vanquished YUEDEBAHL LITHA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GRANDADDY SMURF viciously subdued FAMINE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title brawl.
MILLHAUSER was beaten by WEASEL in a exciting 1 minute veteran's match.
BUL GOBLINHEWER beat ANGEL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody fight.
MERSILUS devastated DARKNESS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GRAVEN WARD vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ZOLDIVAR overcame AGAMAMNON in a action packed 3 minute duel.
SELIA DOVE devastated NOT DA'IN ME in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MILINA was defeated by COSMO in a action packed 4 minute fight.
SASQUATCH overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
GANGOL overpowered WAELSLEAHT in a 4 minute uneven match.
ZONZALIN was overpowered by VIRILE MAN in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
FOUGHT TOO MANY viciously subdued JOLLY GREEN GIANT in a 3 minute bout.
BIG KEVIN defeated RUIN in a 4 minute duel.
WILD was overcome by CHESTERTON in a 2 minute fight.
KERBESTAM was beaten by BORGES in a 3 minute gory match.
RAMON LALO was luckily beaten by WORM FOOD in a popular 8 minute novice's bout.
BIZNAF narrowly defeated WRYLETH in a slow 14 minute beginner's contest.
MORIDEN was bested by OPHELIA DELPHI in a 2 minute novice's battle.
TELETHIAN was devastated by VENOM in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
SHATAAS demolished FEYTALONY in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         WALL OF STEEL     16 -   8 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  15 -  2      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         AIMED BLOW        35 -  30 -  1      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         LUNGING ATTACK    36 -  31 -  3      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   52 -  47 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       36 -  33 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         BASHING ATTACK    39 -  46 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  25 -  1      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  22 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  14 -  0      26  |

Turn 635 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  5         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   GRANDADDY SMURF 6783       13   7  0  116 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
STRIKING ATTACK  SILVER SMURFER 6811        12   6  0  103 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
AIMED BLOW       CATHER 6786                13   6  0   98 LITERATE LOONS (538)
TOTAL PARRY      FAMINE 6826                13   7  0   92 DARK AT HEART (586)
WALL OF STEEL    BLAKSUNN 6774              16   4  0   90 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
LUNGING ATTACK   ICE 6820                    8   7  0   77 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
SLASHING ATTACK  REZUREKT 6805              10   9  1   66 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
PARRY-LUNGE      DARKNESS 6841               8   6  1   43 DARK AT HEART (586)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DISEASE 6827.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RAMON LALO 6894.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANGEL 6846, ICE 6820, 
MORBID CRUSADER 6825, GRANDADDY SMURF 6783, ZOLDIVAR 6791, FOUGHT TOO MANY 5391, 
SIDEWINDER 6883, MILINA 6794, TERRA SIGILLATA 6787, and BUL GOBLINHEWER 6738.

The least popular fighter this week was WRYLETH 6901.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BIZNAF 5389, WORM FOOD 6905, FEYTALONY 6909, MORIDEN 6900, AGAMAMNON 
6803, DARKNESS 6841, YUEDEBAHL LITHA 6788, PILLOW 6819, LITO SKY 6861, and BATTLECRY 
6724.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

VOLLEYBALL (21-5691) SPORTS (497)