DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/07/2010    Duedate: 04/20/2010

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-636

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GRANDADDY SMURF
BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
(21-6783) [14-7-0,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GRANDADDY SMURF                SIDEWINDER
BEN'S BAZAAR (577)             SERPENTS HOLD (589)
(21-6783) [14-7-0,125]         (21-6883) [5-1-1,60]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DISEASE                        MILLHAUSER
DARK AT HEART (586)            LITERATE LOONS (538)
(21-6827) [10-11-1,78]         (21-6705) [14-19-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SERPENTS HOLD (589)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARK AT HEART (586)         46
2. LITERATE LOONS (538)        37      NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
3. OMINOUS REIGN (584)         26      Unchartered Team
4. FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)       24
5. BEN'S BAZAAR (577)          20      FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)     20   8  0 71.4   1/ 5*SERPENTS HOLD (589)       9  2 0
 2- 2 SPORTS (497)              32  17  0 65.3   2/ 1*FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)     9  4 0
 3/ 5*SERPENTS HOLD (589)       16  10  2 61.5   3/ 3 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        9  5 1
 4- 4 SEA DOGS (533)           192 127 18 60.2   4/ 4 OMINOUS REIGN (584)       8  6 0
 5/ 3 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      302 200 13 60.2   5/10 LITERATE LOONS (538)      8  7 2
 6/ 6 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      576 475 25 54.8   6/ 8 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       8  7 1
 7- 7 GREDAN (583)              30  26  4 53.6   7/ 7 SWORD OPERA (323)         7  6 0
 8/ 8 DARK AT HEART (586)       56  53  2 51.4   8/ 2 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       7  8 0
 9/10 OMINOUS REIGN (584)       45  47  3 48.9   9/ 6 THE RED BLADES (578)      6  8 0
10/ 9 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        70  74  5 48.6  10/14*TEAM SLIME (585)          5  5 1
11/11 LITERATE LOONS (538)     248 300 14 45.3  11/12*BLOODTHIRST (591)         4 10 0
12/12 THE RED BLADES (578)      51  65  1 44.0  12/ 9 DARK AT HEART (586)       4 11 0
13/14*TEAM SLIME (585)          17  23  1 42.5  13-13 SPORTS (497)              2  0 0
14/13 SWORD OPERA (323)        625 923 22 40.4  14-15 GREDAN (583)              2  3 0
15/15*BLOODTHIRST (591)          6  13  1 31.6  15-11 SEA DOGS (533)            2  4 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 646): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 528): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 652): FURIOUS GORGE of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 623): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 647): PENDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 642): EVE AND EMMA of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 650): SALTILLA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 635): HAGAR BLUETOOTH of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 636): SHADERUNNER of GHOST RIDERS II (Bladerunner, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 635): GRANDADDY SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 605): EDDIE INCHER of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 598): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 271): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 583): STICKY FINGERS of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 534): SHOGGOTH of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 255): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 480): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 222): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 528): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 646): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 528): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 652): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 623): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 647): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 642): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 650): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 565): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 636): OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 635): FIZBANS FOLLIES (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 605): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 598): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 271): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 583): I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (?, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 534): QUESTIONS (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 255): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 480): DETHKLOT (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 222): LHC (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 528) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 528): BRANDY PINKERTON of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 651): KOVARAMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 650): SALTILLA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 649): LITTLE VENUS of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 634): PHLEGM of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
                           CHAGAN of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 636): ADAM of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                (turn 635): ZELANA of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 634): VOLLEYBALL of SPORTS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 583): BIG DISAPPOINTMENT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 534): SHOGGOTH of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Hail, my fellow gladiators, Grandaddy Smurf, your Duelmaster, would like to
share his thoughts with you as he looks down the line of challengers:

Cather -- We fought our first fights against each other, I am sure we have both grown
considerably since then but I am undefeated against ABs and we shall see how we fare
now.  My first challenge goes to you.

Battlecry -- We fougth once and you lost, I hope your riposte is better than it was
the last time but that was 14 fights ago.  My second challenge goes your way.

Morbid Crusader -- When last we met, you were 6-1 and I was 6-2.  I may have picked
up a few more loses than you in the last 12 fights but if you come my direction I can
assure you you will pick up loss number 6.

Famine -- Boy, what a fight that was.  I have only lost once to a TP and that was
Wallace, you were my 3rd win agaisnt your style.  I know I shouldn't be saying this
but I would hate to face you if you had a weapon or 2 in your hands; your defense is
very good and you have a very good offense.  If Gentleben were your manager you would
try a short sword in each hand at least a few times.

     Now down to the Champions, I won\'t cover all of you:

Blaksunn -- Twice you have beaten me and that last fight might have gone the other
way had you been running more traditionally, either way I must admit you have just
about the best defense I have faced by someone going offensive.

Wallace -- I do not wish to press my luck, so I hope I graduate before you reach
challenging range, but I only have 9 PPgoing into this turn so I will be here for a
couple of turns either way.

Leni Poole -- You may have jumped Virile Man, but I am not Virile Man.  I mean I am
virile I am just not that... that guy.  What are you laughing at?  Have you tried
counting how many smurfs there are?  And they are all mine!!!

Yuedebahl Litha --- No offense, but you and Bul Goblinhewer always have an open door
to a fight, I will not be avoiding either of you.

Ironsides -- Read Wallace and copy and paste here. <> :)

Jonisson and Mersilus -- Read Yuedibahal Litha and copy and paste here. <> hahaha

     What a few turns we have had the past couple of months.  Looking down at the
warriors below and those coming up, I forsee a great many more months of intense
enjoyment at the top.  Buy your tickets now. for you never know who will be atop the
throne next.  I don't see anyone here, me included, whom can beat all the rest.
     May my stay atop the throne of Sunset be long and enjoyable.

Your Duelmaster,
Grandaddy Smurf

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of SUNSET!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Biff!  Pow!  SUNSET watched with 
glee as FIZBANS FOLLIES got knocked off top spot by SERPENTS HOLD!  Hmmmph!  I always 
thought NOMADIC TRIBE was an over-rated team and they proved it with a 0-5-0!  Up 'n 
down.  Up 'n down.  Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  
Well, LITERATE LOONS' 5th moved them up to 3-2-2 place.  Some people say I ramble too 
much, I don't say anything relevant.  I repeat myself.  I ramble.  Well OMINOUS REIGN 
moved up 0, to 4th.  What's with CATHER?  She actually beat NOMADIC TRIBE's 
BATTLECRY, and walked away with 25 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at 
NOMADIC TRIBE.  BUL GOBLINHEWER lost 17 points to DISEASE.  Some new strategies, 
perhaps?  Maybe BUL GOBLINHEWER will provide more easy wins...  Another fighter 
(FAMINE 13-8-0) challenged another Duelmaster (GRANDADDY SMURF 14-7-0).  Life goes 
on.  FAMINE was reminded on the sands why GRANDADDY SMURF is Duelmaster.  Advice to 
fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  
SUNSET thinks OMINOUS REIGN and their 45-47-3 is too much!  If at first you don't 
succeed, give up...  Management must be dealin', as the boys at GRIM FANDANGO ain't 
reelin'!  OMINOUS REIGN's mad!  What do people see in WALLACE?  His 21-10-0?  GRIM 
FANDANGO ain't talkin', but he's got 91 points.  Keep challenging up 28 points, 
MILLHAUSER, and I won't have to write about you much longer.  WALLACE always accepts 
those kind of challenges...  MILLHAUSER found one way to advance:  challenging 
WALLACE and losing, but getting 6 points.  No brain, no pain.  LENI POOLE of THE RED 
BLADES knows how to pick 'em.  She challenged SILVER SMURFER of BEN'S BAZAAR who is 
up by 24.  Now was this a wise move?  LENI POOLE perhaps got hers just desserts, 
seeing as she was subdued by SILVER SMURFER and ended up with 76 recognition points.  
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  BATTLECRY of NOMADIC TRIBE didn't know when to quit.  When 
you've got a 14-14-0, that's a good sign.  Now he's dead.  KERBESTAM, with his 
forgettable 5-7-0,  was dealt death by BORGES in a forgettable match.  SWORD OPERA 
didn't seem to mind very much.  REZUREKT was plum wore out after ANGEL pounded 'im 
silly in a Bloodfeud.  GRIM FANDANGO'll have to get a little better before going 
after ANGEL again!  Is GREDAN getting weak?  What sort of warriors let a comrade fall 
without getting revenge?  Times have changed...  Here's some advice:  study your 
opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  
SUNSET is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRANDADDY SMURF 6783         14   7  0   125       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CATHER 6786                  14   6  1   123       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 MORBID CRUSADER 6825         15   5  0   112       DARK AT HEART (586)
 SILVER SMURFER 6811          13   6  0   110       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 FAMINE 6826                  13   8  0    93       DARK AT HEART (586)
 WALLACE 6707                 21  10  0    91       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ICE 6820                      9   7  0    86       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 BLAKSUNN 6774                16   5  0    85       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 YUEDEBAHL LITHA 6788          9  12  1    81       THE RED BLADES (578)
 MERSILUS 6781                11  10  1    78       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 DISEASE 6827                 10  11  1    78       DARK AT HEART (586)
 LENI POOLE 6854               7   5  0    76       THE RED BLADES (578)
 ANGEL 6846                    9   5  2    75       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
-BLACK GOLD 3886              14   5  3    73       THE COLOUR OF NEON (354)
-IRONSIDES 6720               14   9  1    72       SEA DOGS (533)
 TERRA SIGILLATA 6787          9   9  0    71       THE RED BLADES (578)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MILLHAUSER 6705              14  19  0    66       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 JONISSON 6780                 8  14  0    66       SWORD OPERA (323)
 WEASEL 6795                  12   7  1    64       OMINOUS REIGN (584)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIDEWINDER 6883               5   1  1    60       SERPENTS HOLD (589)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUL GOBLINHEWER 6738          9  16  0    55       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 REZUREKT 6805                10  10  1    54       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-JESICKA 6800                  6   1  0    54       TEAM SLIME (585)
 DARKNESS 6841                 9   6  1    52       DARK AT HEART (586)
 SASQUATCH 6816                8   9  0    52       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-LITO SKY 6861                 6   4  0    51       THE RED BLADES (578)
 GRAVEN WARD 6743             11  13  0    48       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 SELIA DOVE 6832               9   8  0    43       SWORD OPERA (323)
-ZOLDIVAR 6791                 8   3  0    42       GREDAN (583)
 VIRILE MAN 6865               6   4  0    42       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 BORGES 6844                   6   7  1    41       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 NOT DA'IN ME 5392             5   1  0    39       FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)
 AGAMAMNON 6803                4   5  1    39       TEAM SLIME (585)
-GANGOL 6793                   7   5  0    36       GREDAN (583)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONE TOO MANY 5393             5   1  0    33       FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)
 PYNCHON 6810                  7  10  0    32       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 FOUGHT TOO MANY 5391          4   2  0    32       FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)
 BIG KEVIN 6849                9   4  0    31       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-MILINA 6794                   6   5  2    30       GREDAN (583)
 ZONZALIN 6836                 4   3  0    29       TEAM SLIME (585)
 COSMO 6866                    5   4  0    27       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-RED ROBIN 6413                6   5  0    26       DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (57)
 BIZNAF 5389                   4   2  0    26       FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)
 VENOM 6908                    3   1  0    26       SERPENTS HOLD (589)
 SHATAAS 6904                  3   1  1    25       BLOODTHIRST (591)
-PYTHON 6898                   3   1  0    25       SERPENTS HOLD (589)
-JOLLY GREEN GIANT 6790        4   7  1    24       GREDAN (583)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-REAVER 6885                   3   1  0    22       SERPENTS HOLD (589)
 WILD 6863                     3   8  0    21       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 RUIN 6862                     3   8  0    21       DARK AT HEART (586)
 RAMON LALO 6894               2   4  0    21       SWORD OPERA (323)
 CHESTERTON 6853               2   9  0    17       LITERATE LOONS (538)
-WAELSLEAHT 6804               2   6  0    16       TEAM SLIME (585)
 MORIDEN 6900                  1   3  0    14       BLOODTHIRST (591)
-CRYSTAL CONDOR 6439           2   6  0    12       DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (57)
 BLAKSKUL 6899                 2   3  0    11       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 ELISE ISLA 6921               1   0  0     9       SWORD OPERA (323)
 OPHELIA DELPHI 6910           2   2  0     8       THE RED BLADES (578)
 WORM FOOD 6905                2   1  0     7       FIZBANS FOLLIES (471)
 WRYLETH 6901                  1   3  0     6       BLOODTHIRST (591)
-FEYTALONY 6909                1   1  0     4       GREDAN (583)
 TELETHIAN 6902                0   4  0     4       BLOODTHIRST (591)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FELTHOS 6845            3  1 0 GREDAN 583           SIDEWINDER 6883       632  NOT REVENGED
BATTLECRY 6724         14 14 0 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    CATHER 6786           636   
PILLOW 6819             9  7 0 OMINOUS REIGN 584    REZUREKT 6805         635  JUST REVENGED
KERBESTAM 6857          5  7 0 SWORD OPERA 323      BORGES 6844           636   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sunset -- Wow, I'm impressed.  I did not expect the response and many congratulations
for VB's invite.  It speaks well of you and does, indeed, give me reason to return.
Priorities and goals take me elsewhere for now.  Thanks to all. -- Assur

     Hey, we're nice people here.  It's well known! -- Arenamaster Harth

Cosmo (I assume) -- 'Twas a thief I slaughtered, not a scribe, and I assure you, the
performance you witnessed shall not be repeated. -- Shataas

Thank you all for the welcome to Sunset!  I hope my warriors wear out their welcome
and leave their marks soon. -- Daemonspawn, MGR of Bloodthirst

Ramon Lalo -- Perhaps the only blood I've tasted at the moment is my own, but iced
tea no longer holds interest for me either.  See you on the sands. -- Moriden

Beznaf -- Every dog has his day woot! -- Wild

Terra -- Great fight! -- Ice

Leni -- You like beating on weasels?  *wimper* -- Weasel

Cosmo -- Always wild damn your style. -- Wild

Ben -- Congrats on the throne.  Is that your first? -- Assur

Famine -- I know now why they call you famine, I was so hungry after that fight. --
Hungry-hungry Smurf

Yuedebahl -- NO!!! You...da ball. -- Silver Smurfer

Ruin -- Sorry to ruin your plans but I have plans of my own and they don't include
staying down here long. -- Big Kevin, big guy with big plans

Zonzalin -- I must remember that sequence of moves "weapons lock, move in circles and
twist into tremendous cutting attack," yeah, that is how it went.  You want me to
demonstrate again? -- Virile Man

All -- Ben's Bazaar started at 20% and it has been a slow, slow journey to get over
50, and as my first warrior strides atop the throne I look and find myself only 4
fights away from 50% or 1 5-0 or 1 4-1 and 1 3-2.  With this team I can finally see
the crest of the hill.  When I reach the peak drinks will be on us for everyone. --
Gentleben and Ben's Bazaar

Ominous Reign -- Kind of seemed like we were pickin' on you, didn't it?  The aimer
herd needed to be culled a bit anyway.  Rez will be on call for the bloodfeud. --
Grim Fandango

Ice -- Nice. -- Wallace

Terra Sigillata -- Now, young lady, was that any way to treat a nice guy like me??
Or maybe that was no way for me to treat a lady... you turned it into a learning
experience, anyway.  Hopefully, I'll get better with that as well now. -- Blaksunn

Assur -- Thanks for the reveal on Volleyball.  Sure hope we see you active again soon
in the Jewel of the Delarquan Federation... -- Stik

Hmm, looks very "Dark" and "Bazaar" at the top... can the DM defend the throne??

Python -- Wow.  Time to start avoiding the serpents. -- Blakskul

Ben -- KTP goes bye-bye.  Almost gonna miss the big lug.  Gonna let us see the goods
on him? -- Stik

Lito Sky -- Nothing like a fast fight (that I win), so we can get out of our armor
and relax. -- Jonisson

Not Da'in Me -- Why not?  Seems like a good sort of plan to me. -- Selia Dove

Borges -- Really?  Say something loony and literate! -- Kerbestam
P.S.  Hey, I'm a low brow, but I can learn.

Worm Food -- Huh.  I'd read that neutering dwarves made them bigger and meaner, and I
see now that this is correct. -- Ramon Lalo

Alarand -- Help, what's the email address of putting personals into the newsletter?
Thank you. -- Archaic Elf

     ads@reality.com -- NAIEI

     In plain text if at all possible. -- the editor

Graven Ward -- Indeed that was a one sided fight, but when I saw you had fourteen
more fights than me I was a littel scared to enter the arena for fear of
embarassment.  But I kept my head and gave the crowd what they wanted to see. --
Jesicka

Team Gredan -- Nice job beating two of my men senseless.  It's too bad I'm enjoying
my vacation to much to come and teach you what a woman can do. -- Jesicka

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANGEL devastated REZUREKT in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
FAMINE was viciously subdued by GRANDADDY SMURF in a 2 minute Challenge Title battle.
LENI POOLE was vanquished by SILVER SMURFER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MERSILUS savagely defeated JONISSON in a 2 minute bloody veteran's Challenge fight.
BLAKSUNN was devastated by MORBID CRUSADER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SASQUATCH was devastated by YUEDEBAHL LITHA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DISEASE handily defeated BUL GOBLINHEWER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MILLHAUSER was outwaited by WALLACE in a 11 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
GRAVEN WARD was savagely defeated by SIDEWINDER in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
VIRILE MAN slimly lost to WEASEL in a 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
NOT DA'IN ME subdued COSMO in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
BIZNAF handily defeated WILD in a exciting 3 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BLAKSKUL viciously subdued WRYLETH in a unpopular 8 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
CATHER slaughtered BATTLECRY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ICE vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TERRA SIGILLATA devastated FOUGHT TOO MANY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DARKNESS defeated SELIA DOVE in a exciting 3 minute bout.
PYNCHON beat RUIN in a 3 minute bout.
CHESTERTON was savagely defeated by ZONZALIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
AGAMAMNON viciously subdued BIG KEVIN in a 4 minute gory bout.
BORGES slaughtered KERBESTAM in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
RAMON LALO vanquished WORM FOOD in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
OPHELIA DELPHI was luckily beaten by ELISE ISLA in a 5 minute novice's fight.
MORIDEN overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TELETHIAN was overpowered by VENOM in a 1 minute uneven match.
SHATAAS overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  26 -  3      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  17 -  2      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW        34 -  29 -  1      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  33 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         STRIKING ATTACK   47 -  49 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK    40 -  42 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  25 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  21 -  1      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  15 -  0      21  |

Turn 636 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   GRANDADDY SMURF 6783       14   7  0  125 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
AIMED BLOW       CATHER 6786                14   6  1  123 LITERATE LOONS (538)
STRIKING ATTACK  SILVER SMURFER 6811        13   6  0  110 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
TOTAL PARRY      FAMINE 6826                13   8  0   93 DARK AT HEART (586)
LUNGING ATTACK   ICE 6820                    9   7  0   86 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
WALL OF STEEL    BLAKSUNN 6774              16   5  0   85 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
PARRY-LUNGE      DARKNESS 6841               9   6  1   52 DARK AT HEART (586)
SLASHING ATTACK  SELIA DOVE 6832             9   8  0   43 SWORD OPERA (323)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DISEASE 6827.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MILLHAUSER 6705.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRANDADDY SMURF 6783, 
WILD 6863, SELIA DOVE 6832, OPHELIA DELPHI 6910, DISEASE 6827, MERSILUS 6781, 
SIDEWINDER 6883, WEASEL 6795, NOT DA'IN ME 5392, and DARKNESS 6841.

The least popular fighter this week was WRYLETH 6901.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WALLACE 6707, ELISE ISLA 6921, TELETHIAN 6902, WORM FOOD 6905, FOUGHT 
TOO MANY 5391, BATTLECRY 6724, GRAVEN WARD 6743, SASQUATCH 6816, BLAKSUNN 6774, and 
LENI POOLE 6854.