DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/06/2010    Duedate: 10/19/2010

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-649

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MILLHAUSER
LITERATE LOONS (538)
(21-6705) [24-22-0,129]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MILLHAUSER                     APACHE
LITERATE LOONS (538)           TRIBES (598)
(21-6705) [24-22-0,129]        (21-7050) [1-0-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DISEASE                        OPHELIA DELPHI
DARK AT HEART (586)            THE RED BLADES (578)
(21-6827) [16-18-2,100]        (21-6910) [9-7-0,70]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TEAM SLIME (585)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TRIBES (598)                56
2. DEVIATION (593)             40      DEVIATION (593)
3. THE RED BLADES (578)        31      Unchartered Team
4. BLOODTHIRST (591)           31
5. TEAM SLIME (585)            26      TRIBES (598)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*TRIBES (598)               4   1  0 80.0   1/ 2 TEAM SLIME (585)         11  4 2
 2/ 1 DEVIATION (593)           29  15  2 65.9   2/ 3 BLOODTHIRST (591)         9  6 1
 3/ 2 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      341 226 16 60.1   3/ 7 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       9  6 0
 4/ 3 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      620 495 26 55.6   4/ 1 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       9  6 0
 5- 4 GREDAN (583)              38  32  4 54.3   5/ 4 SWORD OPERA (323)         8  7 0
 6- 6*420 B.C. (594)            20  18  5 52.6   6/ 5 LITERATE LOONS (538)      8  7 0
 7/ 5 TOOL SHED (592)           25  25  0 50.0   7/11 THE RED BLADES (578)      8  7 0
 8/ 7 DARK AT HEART (586)       85  88  6 49.1   8/ 8 REPTILE RAMPAGE (135)     7  4 0
 9/ 8 OMINOUS REIGN (584)       76  79  6 49.0   9/ 6 DEVIATION (593)           7  6 0
10/13 TEAM SLIME (585)          40  45  4 47.1  10/10 DARK AT HEART (586)       7  8 2
11/11 LITERATE LOONS (538)     280 333 14 45.7  11/16 KANO CLAN (106)           5  5 0
12/12 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       38  46  0 45.2  12/ 0*TRIBES (598)              4  1 0
13/10 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        93 114  6 44.9  13/13 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        4 11 0
14/14 THE RED BLADES (578)      79  97  1 44.9  14-12*420 B.C. (594)            3  5 1
15/15 REPTILE RAMPAGE (135)     15  19  0 44.1  15/ 9 TOOL SHED (592)           3  8 0
16/16 KANO CLAN (106)          280 380 21 42.4  16/14 OMINOUS REIGN (584)       3 12 0
17/17 SWORD OPERA (323)        651 960 22 40.4  17/17 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       2  1 0
18/18 BLOODTHIRST (591)         32  50  4 39.0  18-15 GREDAN (583)              2  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19*REAL HEAVY METAL (581)     6  10  0 37.5  19-18*REAL HEAVY METAL (581)    1  0 0
20-20 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)   13  34  1 27.7  20-20 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)   0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 659): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 541): TWO-PIECE TOENAIL of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 664): ALFJAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 636): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 660): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 655): UPPER DECK of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 663): DOOM DWARF of BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 648): THE GRINCH of ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 649): THE CODDLER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 648): MILLHAUSER of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 616): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 603): JITNEY JOHNNY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 596): ROCKHOG JRj of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 547): OF SEA AND WIND of RAISING R'YLEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 261): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 252): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 493): JIMEMMA LOCA of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 228): ARAMIS RAMIREZ of PURPLE PLATYPI (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 541): WORK IN PROGRESS of JUST BECAUSE (A-sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 659): KIDS GONE BAD (Misfit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 542): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 664): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 636): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 660): JAMES BONDAGE (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 655): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 663): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 648): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 649): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 648): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 616): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 603): THE OAFS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 377): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 496): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 547): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 261): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 252): VIRUS (?, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 493): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 228): MONGREL HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 541) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 541): TWO-PIECE TOENAIL of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 663/4): BOB THE INHALER of IRATE FORMATIONS (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 648): PLANKTON of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 595): EACHAM of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 547): BAROCHDAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 492): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
SUNSET brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, GRIM FANDANGO, since TEAM 
SLIME took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Now keep the taverns 
open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for TOOL SHED, whose 0-3-0 this 
turn dropped them by 6 into 15th.  Ha!  KANO CLAN turned their 2-1-0 turn into a 11th 
place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on hit 
lists.  Now let's all watch NOMADIC TRIBE's heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn.  
Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  I can just hear all the boasts coming 
in TRIBES' next personal ads.  Their first turn they went 4-1-0.  Of course, we're 
all terribly impressed to see APACHE win a fight and gain 20 points, terribly.  Tsk, 
tsk, BLACKFOOT beat TRELAINE and TRELAINE lost 15 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
Looks like SUNSET has some guts at least, MILLHAUSER the Duelmaster was this turn's 
most-challenged warrior.  TERRE HAUTE challenged SUNSET's Duelmaster for a shot at 
the throne.  And if variety is the spice of life, SUNSET may be getting bland, as 
MILLHAUSER stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, 
how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  
DEVIATION, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like GRIM FANDANGO avoided 
them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  I 
guess I can give a little credit to VIRILE MAN of BEN'S BAZAAR for challenging up by 
19 to BUL GOBLINHEWER.  VIRILE MAN lost to get 55 points of recognition.  And we have 
LIKE WATER in a challenge, going down 10 points for the fight.  Guess what?  I 
thought LIKE WATER showed great skill and promise when he beat BRUNO SQUALL.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  And now a passing thought on a warrior 
dying young (SACRIFICIUS of BLOODTHIRST):  You had your chance and now you're dead.  
Oh well...  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up 
with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MILLHAUSER 6705              24  22  0   129       LITERATE LOONS (538)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SASQUATCH 6816               17  13  1   103       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 REZUREKT 6805                19  14  1   101       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 DISEASE 6827                 16  18  2   100       DARK AT HEART (586)
 TERRA SIGILLATA 6787         15  15  0    99       THE RED BLADES (578)
 TERRE HAUTE 4522             16   8  0    96       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 FRITERSATAFATFARM 6929        8   1  0    91       DEVIATION (593)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YUEDEBAHL LITHA 6788         13  20  1    87       THE RED BLADES (578)
 JESICKA 6800                 12   5  0    86       TEAM SLIME (585)
 BUL GOBLINHEWER 6738         16  22  0    85       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 SELIA DOVE 6832              17  13  0    77       SWORD OPERA (323)
 ICE 6820                     15  14  0    77       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 GRAVEN WARD 6743             18  19  1    74       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 ANGEL 6846                   15  12  3    74       OMINOUS REIGN (584)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MOSHI HARU 6704               7   1  2    74       KANO CLAN (106)
-BLACK GOLD 3886              14   5  3    73       THE COLOUR OF NEON (354)
 DARKNESS 6841                14  14  1    73       DARK AT HEART (586)
 GECKO 1375                    6   4  0    73       REPTILE RAMPAGE (135)
 OPHELIA DELPHI 6910           9   7  0    70       THE RED BLADES (578)
 BORGES 6844                  12  14  1    67       LITERATE LOONS (538)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AGAMAMNON 6803               10   9  3    66       TEAM SLIME (585)
 JONISSON 6780                13  22  0    61       SWORD OPERA (323)
 ALAZIR 6948                   8   3  1    61       BLOODTHIRST (591)
 DREYNAR 7023                  5   0  0    59       BLOODTHIRST (591)
 ZONZALIN 6836                10   7  1    57       TEAM SLIME (585)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIRILE MAN 6865              11  12  0    55       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 TOO BIG TO FAIL 6932          7   2  0    55       DEVIATION (593)
 PYNCHON 6810                 12  18  0    54       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 WILD 6863                     9  15  0    52       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 CHESTERTON 6853               8  16  0    51       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 RUIN 6862                     9  15  0    50       DARK AT HEART (586)
-ZOLDIVAR 6791                11   4  0    49       GREDAN (583)
 WALLI WEEBLE 6935            10   2  0    48       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 ROW DAYO DRIVE 6933           5   4  0    45       DEVIATION (593)
 BLAKSKUL 6899                12   6  1    44       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-MUTABA IRO 6690              10  13  1    44       KANO CLAN (106)
 YODLE LAYHE WHO 6927          7   6  1    41       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-SPIGOT 6925                   6   1  0    41       TOOL SHED (592)
 JET BLAK 7012                 4   1  0    41       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-MILINA 6794                   7   5  2    39       GREDAN (583)
 MACHIDE SHOU 7038             3   0  0    38       KANO CLAN (106)
-GANGOL 6793                   8   8  0    36       GREDAN (583)
 HOPE SPRINGS 6971             4   3  0    35       THE RED BLADES (578)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLOODSONG 2924                5   3  0    33       GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
-MASTER KUSH 6938              5   3  1    32       420 B.C. (594)
 SLEDGEHEAD 6956               4   5  0    32       TOOL SHED (592)
-SALAMANDER 1392               3   2  0    32       REPTILE RAMPAGE (135)
 TIME 6920                     5   6  0    31       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
-CANNIBAL ANIMAL 7007          3   1  0    31       DEVIATION (593)
 GRASS SEED 6923               5   6  0    30       TOOL SHED (592)
 MITER BOX 6961                5   3  0    29       TOOL SHED (592)
-RED ROBIN 6413                6   5  0    26       DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (57)
 ELISE ISLA 6921               6   8  0    26       SWORD OPERA (323)
-GOD BUD 6939                  4   4  1    25       420 B.C. (594)
-JOLLY GREEN GIANT 6790        4   8  1    25       GREDAN (583)
-GREY FATAL 2920               2   6  0    25       GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
 LIKE WATER 7034               3   1  0    24       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 SCARLET KINGSNAKE 7053        3   0  0    24       REPTILE RAMPAGE (135)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SILVER HAZE 6940              4   2  0    22       420 B.C. (594)
 KALLIA MAY 6941               2  10  0    22       SWORD OPERA (323)
-POCA 6945                     4   4  1    21       GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
 APACHE 7050                   1   0  0    20       TRIBES (598)
 JARYUL 6949                   4   7  0    19       BLOODTHIRST (591)
 DESPAIR 7001                  3   4  1    19       DARK AT HEART (586)
 THE BUTCHER 6953              3   5  0    19       TEAM SLIME (585)
-PANTERROR 6766                1   2  0    19       REAL HEAVY METAL (581)
 BLACKFOOT 7049                1   0  0    18       TRIBES (598)
 LITTLE FANG 7035              3   1  0    17       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 DRED 6970                     4   3  1    16       DARK AT HEART (586)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FEYTALONY 6909                4   2  0    14       GREDAN (583)
-SLAYER 6770                   2   2  0    14       REAL HEAVY METAL (581)
 RHENNTHYL 7068                1   0  0    14       BLOODTHIRST (591)
-CRYSTAL CONDOR 6439           2   6  0    12       DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (57)
-NANNERPUSS 7042               2   1  2    11       420 B.C. (594)
 METARU HEI 7058               2   0  0    11       KANO CLAN (106)
-PURPLE MAGIC 7041             1   2  0    10       420 B.C. (594)
 CHEROKEE 7048                 1   0  0    10       TRIBES (598)
 UPDIKE 7018                   2   3  0     9       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 ABBONDANZA 7057               1   1  0     9       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 WALL-E 6965                   2   2  0     8       TEAM SLIME (585)
 TRELAINE 7054                 2   1  0     7       SWORD OPERA (323)
 SCARBROUGH MAN 7039           1   3  0     7       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 MIRAMOTO JUN 7015             1   4  0     7       KANO CLAN (106)
 COMANCHE 7051                 1   0  0     7       TRIBES (598)
 BRUNO SQUALL 7017             1   4  0     7       THE RED BLADES (578)
-BULLFROG 1413                 1   4  0     7       REPTILE RAMPAGE (135)
-RANCID 6769                   1   2  0     5       REAL HEAVY METAL (581)
 SWITCH 7044                   0   3  0     3       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
-SEPULTERROR 6768              0   3  0     3       REAL HEAVY METAL (581)
 NAVAJO 7047                   0   1  0     1       TRIBES (598)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DISPOSABLE HERO 7045    0  3 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     MR. TWISTER           649  NONE
DODGE PAUL 7046         0  3 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     QUICKSILVER           649  NONE
SACRIFICIUS 7040        3  1 1 BLOODTHIRST 591      ZONZALIN 6836         649   
CHOCOLATE THUNDE 6930   4  2 1 DEVIATION 593        BLAKSKUL 6899         645  NOT REVENGED
HAMBONE 7037            0  4 0 DEVIATION 593        STONE GOLEM           649  NONE
PERICOLOSO 7010         0  2 0 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOM 264 GOD BUD 6939          646   
THE ANTI-PERSON 7043    0  1 0 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOM 264 NANNERPUSS 7042       647   
MONTRIEUX 7005          0  2 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454    MASTER KUSH 6938      645  REVENGED
MURASAKI HITO 7008      1  2 0 KANO CLAN 106        SACRIFICIUS 7040      647   
FALKIRK 7016            0  3 0 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    DESPAIR 7001          647   
HORNED FROG 7052        0  1 0 REPTILE RAMPAGE 135  DRED 6970             647  JUST REVENGED
SAUVARN MAUR 7003       1  2 0 SWORD OPERA 323      NANNERPUSS 7042       646   
THE DRILL 6951          5  3 0 TOOL SHED 592        AGAMAMNON 6803        647   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Grats on keeping the throne. -- Arch Elf

Fat -- Nice. -- Angel

Virile Man -- About time, hehe. -- Wild

Miter Box -- Time for a new weapon. -- Time

Master Kush -- Are you what God Bud suggested I look out for?  Maybe not.  Let's all
sing together now, "You gotta love plate!  You gotta love plate!  Armor is your
friend!"  Your turn!  Honestly, the ladies love a good song, especially when sung by
a winning warrior! -- Walli

Yuedebahl -- Sometimes you just shouldn't mess with Sasquatch!  Not this time anyway,
the others weren't such a big issue for you.  Ready to use a weapon next time out? --
Sasquatch

Terra -- Back to the grind.  Perhaps you would be interested in a bare knuckles
fight? -- Bul

Jesicka -- And back to .500.  I should probably just pick a strategy and stick to it.
-- Graven Ward

Metaru Hei -- Bummer matchup for me, although I almost won, which is interesting.
Bummer to lose to the Klan.   At least you showed up to fight, unlike some.  Congrats
on the win. -- Abbondanza

Angel -- You must be of the Angel food cake variety. -- Fritersatafatfarm

Ruin -- Maybe we need to downsize a bit? -- Too Big To Fail

Scarbrough Man -- I think you made Marma Duke see the light.... my future isn't so
bright! -- Hambone

Nannerpuss -- Gratze for the win! -- Row Dayo Drive

Virile Man -- At least you tried.  The same can't be said for some others around
here.  I toast you and your team, for a valiant effort to avenge your fallen. --
Alazir

Captured Orc -- Apparently you don't seem to value freedom very much... -- Dreynar

Kallia May -- Congratulations on your first wins.  And, there is nothing personal
about the second challenge; I was just trying something different, to no avail.  I
fear my time in Sunset is coming to a close. -- Jaryul

Agamamnon -- "Once more into the breech my friends."  Remember my name is Sledgehead.
-- Sledge

Yodle -- Ugh, how did I lose? -- Grass Seed

Time -- You have to hit harder than that. -- Miter

Borges -- Gods, you don't expect me to READ that, do you?  I'm not that kind of guy.
-- Jonisson

Jaryul -- That comment there at the end?  It wasn't me, wasn't what I said at all.
Some darned arena flunky put those words in my mouth.  What I actually *said* was,
"You should learn to dance, it'll give you better moves."  We have a basic dancing
class on Thursdays, if you'd like to give it a try. -- Kallia May

Salamander -- Good gods, a giant flaming reptile golem?  I want no part of that! --
Elise Isla

Disease -- Huh.  Probably need more clorox. -- Selia Dove

Updike -- No thanks, I only read genre fiction.  That mainstream stuff... too
indigestible. -- Trelaine

Nannerpuss -- Are they good pancakes?  That would make a difference. -- Ghost of
Sauvarn Maur

Graven Ward -- Doves are only peaceful until you cross them.  Be glad I didn't take
the classic dove revenge, eh. -- Selia Dove

Stik -- Yep.  I was stunned. -- Jorja

Millhauser -- Congrats on the throne, you Loon! -- Ben's Bazaar

Wild -- You are a wild ride, till we meet again. -- Virile Man

Grass Seed -- I never knew lawn care could be so much fun. -- Yodle Layhe Who

Hambone -- Is connected to the...buttbone!  Sorry couldn't resist, better luck next
time. -- Scarbrough Man

Scarlet Kingsnake -- Frankly, Scarlet, my dear... I don't give a damn what you want,
I am dodging all challenges and going somewhere where they will appreciate me. --
Dodge Paul

Wall-e- -- You were much nicer in the movies, probably a director's change to make
you more "Family Friendly", that's the guy I was hoping to fight. -- Disposable Hero

All -- I had 3 wins in 1 turn on 1 team last turn so you might want to watch out I
think I am on a roll. -- Gentleben who is as surprised as the rest of you

RUGs -- I need a nice bear-skin for the stable common area as well as two warriors to
occupy the common room.  The room is not too big and is kind of hard to find so it
would be better if the replacements were of small size and blessed with some smarts.
-- Gentleben

     We don't do interior decorating. -- RUG #4672

27 September 10
Note -- We are still looking for additional teams in Arvat, DM 32.  I still have a
number of good team rollups available FREE for whoever wants one.
     Contact the Devil Advocates ASAP to join the fun!  You can either reach me by
diplo or on the RSI site.
     Also, whoever sent me the diplo with no name on it requesting a rollup /
information on how to get into Arvat, I'm embarassed to admit that the diplo slipped
out of my folder and was lost.  Please just send me another one with your mailing
address and I'll get a rollup to you ASAP.  Sorry about that!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DISPOSABLE HERO was unbelievably slain by MR. TWISTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DODGE PAUL was slaughtered by QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
HAMBONE was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SLEDGEHEAD was vanquished by AGAMAMNON in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
SCARLET KINGSNAKE luckily beat DRED in a 3 minute Bloodfeud fight.
TERRE HAUTE was savagely defeated by MILLHAUSER in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
GRAVEN WARD was devastated by FRITERSATAFATFARM in a 1 minute Challenge match.
VIRILE MAN was overpowered by BUL GOBLINHEWER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
WALLI WEEBLE unbelievably bested YODLE LAYHE WHO in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
PYNCHON was viciously subdued by OPHELIA DELPHI in a popular 6 minute Challenge fight.
ALAZIR viciously subdued CHESTERTON in a popular 1 minute brutal Challenge bout.
MACHIDE SHOU demolished LITTLE FANG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
ROW DAYO DRIVE bested MITER BOX in a exciting 2 minute Challenge battle.
JARYUL was viciously subdued by TIME in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge bout.
LIKE WATER overpowered BRUNO SQUALL in a 3 minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel.
SCARBROUGH MAN lost to DESPAIR in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
ICE was unbelievably bested by YUEDEBAHL LITHA in a popular 2 minute master's brawl.
SASQUATCH demolished DARKNESS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
REZUREKT overpowered ANGEL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TERRA SIGILLATA bested GECKO in a popular 2 minute contest.
DISEASE overpowered BORGES in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
JESICKA handily defeated JONISSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven duel.
SELIA DOVE subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute fight.
RUIN was defeated by TOO BIG TO FAIL in a exciting 3 minute duel.
WILD defeated GRASS SEED in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
BLAKSKUL was savagely defeated by DREYNAR in a 1 minute melee.
ZONZALIN easily killed SACRIFICIUS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ELISE ISLA lost to HOPE SPRINGS in a 1 minute gory bout.
KALLIA MAY was overpowered by JET BLAK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THE BUTCHER overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
UPDIKE was defeated by CHEROKEE in a 2 minute novice's fight.
MIRAMOTO JUN was narrowly defeated by ABBONDANZA in a 3 minute brutal beginner's bout.
WALL-E slimly lost to RHENNTHYL in a 2 minute novice's duel.
SWITCH was bested by COMANCHE in a 2 minute novice's battle.
METARU HEI devastated NAVAJO in a 5 minute uneven bout.
TRELAINE was defeated by BLACKFOOT in a 2 minute novice's match.
APACHE handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         AIMED BLOW        36 -  29 -  5      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE       29 -  26 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  31 -  2      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         STRIKING ATTACK   56 -  57 -  5      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         LUNGING ATTACK    61 -  65 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         SLASHING ATTACK   42 -  48 -  4      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     26 -  30 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         BASHING ATTACK    46 -  60 -  3      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  24 -  1      43  |

Turn 649 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     5 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  4         3  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  5         3  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  5                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MILLHAUSER 6705            24  22  0  129 LITERATE LOONS (538)
BASHING ATTACK   SASQUATCH 6816             17  13  1  103 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
SLASHING ATTACK  REZUREKT 6805              19  14  1  101 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
TOTAL PARRY      TERRE HAUTE 4522           16   8  0   96 TRIAL & ERROR (408)
LUNGING ATTACK   JESICKA 6800               12   5  0   86 TEAM SLIME (585)
PARRY-LUNGE      OPHELIA DELPHI 6910         9   7  0   70 THE RED BLADES (578)
STRIKING ATTACK  ALAZIR 6948                 8   3  1   61 BLOODTHIRST (591)
AIMED BLOW       TOO BIG TO FAIL 6932        7   2  0   55 DEVIATION (593)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DISEASE 6827.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OPHELIA DELPHI 6910.  The ten other most popular fighters were MILLHAUSER 6705, 
ROW DAYO DRIVE 6933, ICE 6820, YODLE LAYHE WHO 6927, TIME 6920, GECKO 1375, TOO BIG 
TO FAIL 6932, WILD 6863, ALAZIR 6948, and TERRA SIGILLATA 6787.

The least popular fighter this week was METARU HEI 7058.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TRELAINE 7054, KALLIA MAY 6941, ELISE ISLA 6921, SACRIFICIUS 7040, 
GRASS SEED 6923, BORGES 6844, DARKNESS 6841, BRUNO SQUALL 7017, JARYUL 6949, and 
MITER BOX 6961.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MILLHAUSER (21-6705) LITERATE LOONS (538)