DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/20/2011 Duedate: 05/03/2011
SUNSET ARENA
DM-21 TURN-663
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WILD
OMINOUS REIGN (584)
(21-6863) [18-20-0,121]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WILD SPARTACUS
OMINOUS REIGN (584) BLOOD AND SAND (600)
(21-6863) [18-20-0,121] (21-7101) [6-0-0,67]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WILD LEVEL OF MALEVOLENCE
OMINOUS REIGN (584) DEVIATION (593)
(21-6863) [18-20-0,121] (21-7109) [4-3-1,54]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE BLUES (601) 57
2. OMINOUS REIGN (584) 41 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
3. BEN'S BAZAAR (577) 38 Unchartered Team
4. BLOODTHIRST (591) 30
5. CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602) 30 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BEN & JERRY'S (596) 20 5 2 80.0 1/ 1 BEN'S BAZAAR (577) 12 3 0
2/ 0 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498) 108 60 3 64.3 2/ 2*BLOOD AND SAND (600) 11 4 0
3/ 2*BLOOD AND SAND (600) 19 11 0 63.3 3/12*BEN & JERRY'S (596) 8 2 1
4/ 3 DEVIATION (593) 65 46 6 58.6 4/ 7 OMINOUS REIGN (584) 8 4 0
5/ 4 NOMADIC TRIBE (160) 372 265 20 58.4 5/11*CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602) 8 7 0
6/ 6 GRIM FANDANGO (454) 651 533 30 55.0 6/10 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264) 7 4 0
7/ 5 TOOL SHED (592) 49 41 1 54.4 7/15 KANO CLAN (106) 7 6 0
8/ 7 OMINOUS REIGN (584) 113 109 6 50.9 8/ 8 GRIM FANDANGO (454) 7 7 0
9/ 8 DARK AT HEART (586) 119 118 8 50.2 9/ 4 THE RED BLADES (578) 7 7 0
10/ 9 THE RED BLADES (578) 110 124 2 47.0 10/ 6 LITERATE LOONS (538) 7 8 1
11/10 LITERATE LOONS (538) 316 367 16 46.3 11/14 BLOODTHIRST (591) 7 8 0
12/13 BEN'S BAZAAR (577) 125 152 8 45.1 12/13 RAGING LORDS (552) 6 9 2
13/14 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264) 41 50 4 45.1 13/ 9 DEVIATION (593) 6 9 2
14/17*CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602) 9 11 0 45.0 14/ 3 NOMADIC TRIBE (160) 6 9 2
15-11 TRIAL & ERROR (408) 43 53 0 44.8 15/17 TOOL SHED (592) 4 5 0
16/12 RAGING LORDS (552) 59 74 5 44.4 16/ 0*THE BLUES (601) 3 2 0
17/ 0 THE QUIET STORM (73) 22 28 2 44.0 17/ 5 DARK AT HEART (586) 3 6 0
18/15 KANO CLAN (106) 307 399 21 43.5 18/16 SWORD OPERA (323) 3 12 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/16 SWORD OPERA (323) 673 %1007 23 40.1 19/ 0 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498) 2 2 0
20/ 0*THE BLUES (601) 4 6 1 40.0 20/ 0*DAGGERS DEEP (590) 1 3 0
21/18 BLOODTHIRST (591) 51 81 4 38.6 21-18 TRIAL & ERROR (408) 0 1 0
22/ 0*DAGGERS DEEP (590) 1 8 0 11.1 22/ 0 THE QUIET STORM (73) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 673): LITTLE BEAR of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 555): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 678): HUSTLER'S AMBITION of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 650): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 674): SCOOTIE PUFF JR of 011510A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 669): SPUTTERBUZZ of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 677): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 662): ADDAI of SERPENTS HOLD! (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 663): SUSHI of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 662): WILD of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elef, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 630): TANNY of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 617): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 610): BRAID of I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 561): HABU of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 266): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 259): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 507): STANLY MILLGRAM of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 555): ROB A. REE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 673): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 555): SERPENTS HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 678): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 650): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 674): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 669): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 677): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 662): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 663): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 662): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 630): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 617): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 610): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 561): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 266): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 259): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 507): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 555) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 673): HONEST JILES of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 555): BOLD MR. WASABI of 142909A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
(turn 554): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 677): MEGA PIXEL of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 650): GERMAINE SHEPPARD of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 674): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisant, mgr.)
(turn 673): LEORA NOEVAL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 668): CAMDEN of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 662): LUNELLE MERRIN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 662): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 661): YUEDEBAHL LITHA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 561): PHAEDRA of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
MINE MINE ALL MINE!! Muhahaha!!! My manager told me not to bother getting
excited because I wouldn't be around long.. I'll prove him wrong!! Thanks for the
fight and grats on being a Lord Protector, Yuedebahl. Well, now that I'm up here I
don't plan on leaving.
Wild your popular DM
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly SUNSET games. My tutors were fond of telling me that
the higher you rise the harder you fall. This week NOMADIC TRIBE went 2-3-1 and fell
11 notches into 14th! DARK AT HEART bore the brunt of major assault on their
standings this week as they dropped to 17th position as the result of going 0-2-0!
Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner! Witness how this week
BEN & JERRY'S went 3-1-0 to move up 9 in the rankings. Did only my eyes note the
3-1-0 record which GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS managed to post this round? I don't doubt that
such a record will draw challengers! TIME caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial
commission as she skillfully bested OPHELIA DELPHI and was awarded 23 points in
recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, TIME put down OPHELIA DELPHI,
causing her to lose 17 points of recognition in the process. Unwilling to wait upon
the will of others, Duelmaster WILD challenged YODLE LAYHE WHO last week in a match
to decide the fate of the throne. Not for nothing has WILD in the past laid claim to
the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his combat skill yet again. No
confirmation, but my sources claim that the top team has gained their position using
magical aids. Charmed weapons perhaps?
But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades
that is city SUNSET. I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when this week's
challenge seeking began. GRIM FANDANGO is feared. This much I can say. Apparently
the stalwarts of BEN'S BAZAAR are catching the bulk of jests down at the challenging
board for their large share of the avoids. Mighty fighters cannot but expect
competition from those below. BARBARIC SMURF take warning! You have more than a few
enemies in SUNSET. A match that raised a few eyebrows at the games this week, it
seems that BOORAY posted a challenge against the more highly recognized PIETROS. The
results, you ask? Well, the firebrand BOORAY was defeated by PIETROS. Remember
warriors, this is the discipline of steel.
Vendettas. Bloodied blades and broken spears. Indeed the city has seen more
than its fair share of red in recent times. The warrior's path is harsh. For
mediocrity there is but one reward--death. This past week JONISSON, at 17-32-1,
departed SUNSET forever. Walk proud, warriors of KANO CLAN! By striking down CHUNKY
MONKEY you have avenged the honor of your dead. Your virtue is known to all in
SUNSET. Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms. One thing is sure,
better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!
The girls are as pretty in SUNSET as ever I remembered them....and the fighters
as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed
a stout pair of legs must I keep as well! The endless paths of Alastari await me!
Till we meet again, remember: a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms
no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILD 6863 18 20 0 121 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARKNESS 6841 22 20 1 117 DARK AT HEART (586)
HOPE SPRINGS 6971 12 7 0 114 THE RED BLADES (578)
TIME 6920 14 11 0 104 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
GREY FATAL 2920 8 8 1 98 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
GRASS SEED 6923 10 9 0 94 TOOL SHED (592)
CHESTERTON 6853 14 24 1 92 LITERATE LOONS (538)
SUGAR MAGNOLIA 5955 14 5 0 92 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUIN 6862 16 22 0 90 DARK AT HEART (586)
YODLE LAYHE WHO 6927 12 15 1 87 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
MOSHI HARU 6704 9 2 2 86 KANO CLAN (106)
-TERRE HAUTE 4522 20 14 0 84 TRIAL & ERROR (408)
BLAKSKUL 6899 19 13 2 80 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
OPHELIA DELPHI 6910 15 13 0 80 THE RED BLADES (578)
TROWSUL THUNDER 6418 10 11 1 77 RAGING LORDS (552)
SPEEDO SMURF 7093 8 2 0 75 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
BONEFACE 6372 12 14 0 69 RAGING LORDS (552)
SPARTACUS 7101 6 0 0 67 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARBARIC SMURF 7072 7 7 1 66 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
NINJA BARBIE 7110 5 3 0 62 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
KALLIA MAY 6941 11 15 0 60 SWORD OPERA (323)
WALLI WEEBLE 6935 16 10 0 58 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-DESPAIR 7001 10 9 2 58 DARK AT HEART (586)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RHENNTHYL 7068 5 6 0 55 BLOODTHIRST (591)
LEVEL OF MALEVOLENCE 7109 4 3 1 54 DEVIATION (593)
LIKE WATER 7034 9 9 1 53 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
ROW DAYO DRIVE 6933 10 13 0 51 DEVIATION (593)
BLOODSONG 2924 9 9 1 51 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
SLEDGEHEAD 6956 8 10 1 50 TOOL SHED (592)
WHIRLED PEACE 6984 5 2 0 50 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
METARU HEI 7058 10 2 0 47 KANO CLAN (106)
-DRED 6970 9 10 2 47 DARK AT HEART (586)
ELISE ISLA 6921 9 19 0 46 SWORD OPERA (323)
DUBLIN MUDSLIDE 6981 3 0 0 45 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
MITER BOX 6961 10 7 0 43 TOOL SHED (592)
RAGING BULL 6386 9 14 0 41 RAGING LORDS (552)
ONE ARMED BOXER 7108 5 2 0 41 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
SAM BYCK 7066 6 2 1 40 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
CHUNKY MONKEY 6977 4 2 1 40 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
-CLOUD'S REST 828 4 1 0 39 THE QUIET STORM (73)
THE MAGIC SHROOM 5984 5 6 2 38 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
VARRO 7099 3 3 0 38 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
EDULFO PAPA 7119 5 1 0 36 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (264)
HOLY MOLY 7141 2 1 1 35 RAGING LORDS (552)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE FOILER 7088 5 6 0 33 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
HELRAZOR 7120 5 1 0 33 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRUNO SQUALL 7017 7 10 0 31 THE RED BLADES (578)
KIPLING 7083 7 6 0 29 LITERATE LOONS (538)
PIETROS 7137 4 0 0 29 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
SELIORA 7076 4 5 0 29 BLOODTHIRST (591)
MINAMI TORI 7077 7 4 0 28 KANO CLAN (106)
REDUVIUS 7132 2 2 0 28 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
CERRYL 7069 5 5 0 26 BLOODTHIRST (591)
TRELAINE 7054 4 13 0 25 SWORD OPERA (323)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOOSIER DADDY 7129 3 2 0 23 DEVIATION (593)
PRAECHYON 7123 3 2 0 23 BLOODTHIRST (591)
ROCKSIE RHODES 7136 3 1 0 23 THE RED BLADES (578)
CHABON 7095 5 4 0 22 LITERATE LOONS (538)
-PLAGUE 7091 5 3 0 22 DARK AT HEART (586)
CHOCOLATE THERAPY 6994 3 1 1 22 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
WHEELBARROW 7130 2 0 0 22 TOOL SHED (592)
CRIXUS 7100 3 3 0 21 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
LUPUS MAJOR 7146 2 1 2 21 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
I SMOKED WHAT?!! 6036 6 2 0 20 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
THE HUNTER 7106 2 1 1 19 THE BLUES (601)
BIX 7134 2 2 0 18 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
SLOWHAND 7107 1 0 0 17 THE BLUES (601)
MELLOW FELLOW 6038 4 4 0 16 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
-TEMPEST II 829 3 2 0 16 THE QUIET STORM (73)
BARCA 7102 2 4 0 15 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
BATWAMBA 7118 2 4 0 14 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
RED HOUSE 7103 0 2 0 14 THE BLUES (601)
HROLOC THE HUN 7114 3 4 0 13 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
MANNISH BOY 7124 1 0 0 13 THE BLUES (601)
LYNCE 7116 1 0 0 13 DAGGERS DEEP (590)
DRUFF THE HAMMER 6887 0 2 0 12 DAGGERS DEEP (590)
MUSUBU KIN 7143 2 1 0 11 KANO CLAN (106)
BITTER DOVE 7115 2 5 0 11 SWORD OPERA (323)
BOORAY 7133 1 3 0 10 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
PUNKSURE 7140 1 3 0 10 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
SHOG 7145 2 1 0 8 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
HARDY 7131 2 2 0 8 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
-L9W DOG 7022 1 1 0 8 TRIAL & ERROR (408)
MY SWORD AND SAVIOR 7150 1 1 0 6 DEVIATION (593)
IDARIA 7138 1 3 0 6 BLOODTHIRST (591)
HALO 7157 1 0 0 5 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
SLIM 7144 1 1 0 4 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
CELINE 7148 1 1 0 4 LITERATE LOONS (538)
DAGGERMOUTH 7142 0 3 0 3 RAGING LORDS (552)
ABYLL 6889 0 2 0 2 DAGGERS DEEP (590)
THEBIG SHALAILYSTICK 7149 0 2 0 2 DEVIATION (593)
GRYYK 6888 0 2 0 2 DAGGERS DEEP (590)
GRUNGE 7158 0 1 0 1 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
MORIKAWA TAKE 7155 0 1 0 1 KANO CLAN (106)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WARSAW 7139 1 1 1 GRIM FANDANGO 454 LUPUS MAJOR 7146 661
MACHIDE SHOU 7038 6 6 0 KANO CLAN 106 CHUNKY MONKEY 6977 662 JUST REVENGED
MEIRITSU NA 7128 1 1 0 KANO CLAN 106 LEVEL OF MALEVOL 7109 660 REVENGED
ORWELL 7086 6 4 0 LITERATE LOONS 538 TROWSUL THUNDER 6418 661
TURGENEV 7147 1 1 0 LITERATE LOONS 538 LUPUS MAJOR 7146 663
BARTT 7117 1 4 0 OMINOUS REIGN 584 QUICKSILVER 663 NONE
JONISSON 6780 17 32 1 SWORD OPERA 323 CHESTERTON 6853 663
BUMMER 7154 0 1 0 THE BLUES 601 SHEWISH GIANT 663 NONE
MEATPIE 7159 0 1 0 THE QUIET STORM 73 ARENAMASTER HART 663 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SPIGOT REPLACEME 7156 0 1 0 TOOL SHED 592 MR. TWISTER 663 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Am really just tickled to see how easy it is to influence all of you. Fifteen (15!
of 'em) lungers ran last turn in response to all the Aimers from previous turns, no
doubt. This is exciting! Now it's the Aimers that are looking to duck and hide.
Poor babies. Oh, how events can turn so quickly. -- Kano
Nomad -- Are you that stupid? Seriously, man? Does your level of intel even
approach room temp? If you profess to have been involved with this game for as long
as I suspect, then you know full well an Aimer beats a TP about 99 times out of a
hundred. Even a stupid Aimer like yours. Stupid is as stupid does in your case
apparently.
Look, I've held conversations in the past with even the greenest novice that knows a
stupid Aimer is just totally asinine. How close to the bottom on any scale of
competence does that place you, pal? It's a good thing that no one in the history of
Duel is using your mysterious numbers for determining fight style.
Now with respect to "Kano-ish!" -- ROTFLMBO!! That's a good one. Really, I'm so
happy to see I'm irritating you. Believe me, exposing your display of self-righteous
arrogance to others is my pleasure indeed. -- Kano
Nomad -- Am prepared to say with some reasonable sense of certainty that I'm probably
twice your age or there abouts. So shut your filthy pie hole about anyone's age,
youngster, because you're demonstrating beyond any questionable notion your own
teenage tendencies. Your marked inability to argue with any reason or substance is
both childish and moronic. I continue to point out facts relating to your
incompetence and you continue to respond with drivel and nonsense. -- Kano
ALL -- I suspect that this Nomad character is fully aware of the concepts dealing
with wearing armor versus taking damage or warrior performance versus the wearing of
armor, yet he continues to act ignorant and ridicule others as though he knows
better. Perhaps he's incapable of comprehending these basics? Perhaps he's bought
into some sort of propoganda how armor doesn't protect against damage? I dunno.
Maybe he just needs to be educated concerning the advantages and disadvantages of
warriors wearing armor in the arena? I leave him to your capable hands in order to
provide his instruction and guidance. He is much too far beneath me at this point.
Perhaps there can be hope for his kind some day. -- Kano
Jonnisson -- Ech! You're really old. Sorry that I pushed you down on your hip like
that but, you swung first. -- Grey Fatal
Level of -- Hats off. -- Sam Byck
Varro -- I know I'm not all that recognizable to them, but the commission makes some
silly matches do they not? Good luck in your fighting career, young one. --
Bloodsong
Sword Opera -- Okay! Okay! Listen, Divas! I am a SONG not a singer! Get off my
back already. -- BloodSONG
Barbaric Smurf -- You are not my father. I will never go to the blue side. -- Edulfo
Papa
Cerryl -- Another one for our side. I hope the devil carried you well the evening
after. -- Edulfo Papa
All -- I hope to see you after this world mingles with the other. -- Poca, the
rotting
Bix -- Try avoiding me if you do not want to taste my blade for a third time. --
Pietros
Needs salt, if you're going to try tasting it.
Elise Isla -- That wasn't personal, baby; it's just business. -- Spartacus
Hroloc the Hun -- The Champion of Capua is rising again. -- Crixus
Where in Hades did all these Smurfs come from, I think I just stepped on one...got
blue goo all over my sandle. -- Spartacus
Jupiter's c%@#, the heat in this city is oppressing...slave, bring me more wine and
send in the fan ladies. Life is hard for a lanistae. -- Quintus Batiatus
Ikillu -- Welcome back. Go on witchyabadself. -- Stik
Barca -- I needed that, I tell you! -- Punksure
Ninja Barbie -- A good challenge on your part, I suppose. I hate getting beat by a
posable doll in tabby boots... -- L.W.
Foiler -- Oooh, skills! Hurray for me! -- Helrazor
Grass Seed -- Well that was a fun 4 minutes, anyways...better luck next time, kid. --
Blakskul
Well, of my four sent to the tourney, the new guy didn't make it back, and my plan to
add to the AB conspiracy was foiled. Please welcome a fun-lovin' little gal to the
sands, Halo! -- Stik and G.F.
Ben -- Nice 3-turn. I want that. -- Stik
Nomad -- LOL! Nice impression! I don't think he could've put on much more armor,
sometimes when your time is up, it's up. You forgot one important point, though.
You've got to rudely/blindly break arena etiquette and broadcast my warrior's
fighting style, armor and weapons choices to the whole arena in the PA you send in.
Oh, maybe it's 'cause he's dead that you didn't. That figures. Just FYI, anyway! ;)
-- Stik
Hmm, it appears ABs are aaaall the way down to 7th on the style list, and what's that
at #1 now?!? It's...it's....LUNGERS!!! Alert the Gladiatorial Commission!! Foul
play! Run for the hills!!!!!! Or, just go on about your business.
Hey! Who let Yuedebahl Litha graduate?! Congrats! -- The Tribe
Barbaric Smurf -- You were not one of those I was avoiding. It appears I may need to
rethink that plan. Nice win. -- Walli
Crixus -- I think it was luck. That is my stance. Or perhaps it was more of a
sitting position, or even prone on the sands. But still my stance. It was luck,
right? -- Hroloc
Rocksie Rhodes -- I think you just ruined a wonderful desert. It isn't as if getting
smacked upside the head wasn't bad enough! -- Batwamba
Wheelbarrow -- Okay, you win that one. But we will do that again sometime and with a
much different result. -- Lupus Major
Moshi Haru -- Thanks, I have been wanting that fight! -- Yodle Layhe Who
Walli Weeble -- That is how it is done in Smurfville. -- Barbaric Smurf
Helrazor -- Awesome fight...shitty skills...well...shitty on my part. -- The Foiler
Sledgehead -- Hey! Dude! There is a sledge in your head! Can you hear the words
that are coming out of my mouth? Dude! Nevermind... -- Speedo Smurf
Like Water -- Like sands through the hour glass...these are the swords that I hit you
with...pretty aren't they? -- Ninja Barbie
Very... pink.
Blood and Sand -- I am guessing you are gunning for me this turn trying to take top
team...good luck. -- Ben's Bazaar
Wild -- You wild and crazy girl, congrats on the throne. -- Ben's Bazaar
Bloodsong -- We agree. Learning to project our lines to the uppermost tier of the
stands doesn't do a bit of good in the win-loss area, when the lines in question are
all "ouch!" with variations. -- the Sword Opera cast
It looks to us like we went oh-five this turn, and we're too embarrassed to write
individual personals to those who defeated us (one was even a standby!). So, to
those who defeated us, good fight. Wish we could have done better. -- We at the
Sword Opera who lost to you
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BARTT was viciously butchered by QUICKSILVER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SPIGOT REPLACEMENT was slaughtered by MR. TWISTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
BUMMER was luckily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
MEATPIE was butchered by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
METARU HEI defeated CHUNKY MONKEY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Bloodfeud match.
WILD devastated YODLE LAYHE WHO in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
MOSHI HARU slimly won victory over TROWSUL THUNDER in a 2 minute competition.
CHESTERTON assassinated JONISSON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BLAKSKUL was vanquished by HOPE SPRINGS in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
RHENNTHYL vanquished RAGING BULL in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
NINJA BARBIE overpowered MITER BOX in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
LEVEL OF MALEVOLENCE was luckily beaten by BARBARIC SMURF in a 4 minute match.
ROW DAYO DRIVE was handily defeated by SPARTACUS in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
SLEDGEHEAD was luckily beaten by WALLI WEEBLE in a popular 4 minute Challenge brawl.
DUBLIN MUDSLIDE handily defeated ROCKSIE RHODES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BRUNO SQUALL was savagely defeated by WHIRLED PEACE in a 4 minute Challenge struggle.
PUNKSURE was overpowered by REDUVIUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HELRAZOR slimly won victory over CHABON in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
THE FOILER overpowered MUSUBU KIN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MINAMI TORI luckily beat CRIXUS in a popular 5 minute Challenge match.
PRAECHYON overcame BATWAMBA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition.
BOORAY was beaten by PIETROS in a exciting 4 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
IDARIA was savagely defeated by BARCA in a action packed 6 minute Challenge fray.
BIX devastated CELINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HARDY was savagely defeated by CERRYL in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
OPHELIA DELPHI was overpowered by TIME in a popular 2 minute uneven fight.
DARKNESS was narrowly defeated by GRASS SEED in a exciting 4 minute expert's match.
SUGAR MAGNOLIA vanquished KALLIA MAY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
GREY FATAL overpowered RUIN in a 2 minute uneven competition.
SPEEDO SMURF overpowered BLOODSONG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BONEFACE vanquished THE MAGIC SHROOM in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ELISE ISLA was overpowered by LIKE WATER in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
KIPLING was savagely defeated by SAM BYCK in a 2 minute gory bout.
SELIORA was handily defeated by VARRO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TRELAINE was vanquished by ONE ARMED BOXER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
EDULFO PAPA demolished DRUFF THE HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HOLY MOLY beat HROLOC THE HUN in a 2 minute fray.
I SMOKED WHAT?!! narrowly defeated RED HOUSE in a 3 minute brutal match.
BITTER DOVE was viciously subdued by CHOCOLATE THERAPY in a 4 minute match.
THE HUNTER beat MELLOW FELLOW in a 2 minute gory duel.
WHEELBARROW handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a dull 4 minute mismatched match.
HOOSIER DADDY overpowered SLIM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ABYLL lost to MY SWORD AND SAVIOR in a 2 minute amateur's duel.
GRYYK was subdued by SHOG in a 1 minute beginner's conflict.
DAGGERMOUTH was overcome by MANNISH BOY in a 2 minute bloody fight.
LUPUS MAJOR executed TURGENEV in a 1 minute uneven competition.
THEBIG SHALAILYSTICK was handily defeated by LYNCE in a 1 minute gory one-sided match.
SLOWHAND subdued GRUNGE in a action packed 3 minute fight.
HALO beat MORIKAWA TAKE in a 1 minute beginner's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 16 WALL OF STEEL 30 - 21 - 2 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 14 AIMED BLOW 60 - 42 - 2 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 PARRY-STRIKE 25 - 20 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 PARRY-LUNGE 31 - 28 - 3 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 10 LUNGING ATTACK 54 - 59 - 4 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 BASHING ATTACK 46 - 51 - 3 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 27 - 31 - 4 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 STRIKING ATTACK 46 - 53 - 3 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 26 - 31 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 TOTAL PARRY 28 - 38 - 0 42 |
Turn 663 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 8 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 7 1 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 5 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 5 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE DARKNESS 6841 22 20 1 117 DARK AT HEART (586)
STRIKING ATTACK HOPE SPRINGS 6971 12 7 0 114 THE RED BLADES (578)
BASHING ATTACK TIME 6920 14 11 0 104 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
PARRY-STRIKE GRASS SEED 6923 10 9 0 94 TOOL SHED (592)
SLASHING ATTACK SUGAR MAGNOLIA 5955 14 5 0 92 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
LUNGING ATTACK MOSHI HARU 6704 9 2 2 86 KANO CLAN (106)
AIMED BLOW SPARTACUS 7101 6 0 0 67 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
TOTAL PARRY WALLI WEEBLE 6935 16 10 0 58 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
WALL OF STEEL WHIRLED PEACE 6984 5 2 0 50 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DUBLIN MUDSLIDE 6981 3 0 0 45 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WILD 6863. The most popular warrior this turn was
LEVEL OF MALEVOLENCE 7109. The ten other most popular fighters were IDARIA 7138,
SLEDGEHEAD 6956, WILD 6863, BOORAY 7133, BARCA 7102, DARKNESS 6841, CHOCOLATE THERAPY
6994, CRIXUS 7100, GRUNGE 7158, and CHUNKY MONKEY 6977.
The least popular fighter this week was WHEELBARROW 7130. The other ten least
popular fighters were THEBIG SHALAILYSTICK 7149, TURGENEV 7147, GRYYK 6888, SLIM
7144, MELLOW FELLOW 6038, BITTER DOVE 7115, HROLOC THE HUN 7114, DRUFF THE HAMMER
6887, TRELAINE 7054, and SELIORA 7076.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
WILD (21-6863) OMINOUS REIGN (584)
DARKNESS (21-6841) DARK AT HEART (586)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LI
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THE BUTCHER 5374 (64-32-0) 3 3 0 NASTY MOB
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BASS 5262 (9-2-2) 4 3 0 REAL BEER
FAMINE 6826 (19-13-0) 1 3 0 DARK AT HEART
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THAT! 5272 (14-5-2) 5 3 0 REAL BEER
DARKNESS 6841 (21-19-1) 2 3 0 DARK AT HEART
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GREY FATAL 2920 (6-8-1) 6 3 0 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS
POCA 6945 (10-6-1) 4 2 0 DEAD GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS
SPIGOT 6925 (12-1-0) 4 2 0 DEAD TOOL SHED
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DUBLIN MUDSLIDE 6981 (1-0-0) 4 3 0 BEN & JERRY'S
WHIRLED PEACE 6984 (3-2-0) 4 3 0 BEN & JERRY'S
SELIORA 7076 (4-3-0) 3 3 0 BLOODTHIRST
KARAMEL SUTRA 6989 (5-0-0) 2 2 0 DEAD BEN & JERRY'S
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SPARTACUS 7101 (4-0-0) 4 3 0 BLOOD AND SAND
EDULFO PAPA 7119 (3-1-0) 3 3 0 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS
SLOWHAND 7107 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 THE BLUES
TOEDE 6958 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD
BATWAMBA 7118 (2-2-0) 1 3 0 NOMADIC TRIBE
CRIXUS 7100 (2-2-0) 1 3 0 BLOOD AND SAND
REDUVIUS 7132 (0-2-0) 1 3 0 CAJUN APOCALYPSE
THE HUNTER 7106 (1-1-1) 1 3 0 THE BLUES
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LYNCE 7116 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 DAGGERS DEEP
MANNISH BOY 7124 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 THE BLUES
WHEELBARROW 7130 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 TOOL SHED
DEAD CALM 7152 (0-0-0) 2 2 0 DEAD GRIM FANDANGO
LA GRANGE 7125 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 DEAD THE BLUES
WHITE DWARF 6663 (0-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD DARQUE NEBULAE
ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JACKASS 4526 (44-56-1) 1 3 0 TRIAL & ERROR
CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ADDUCTOR MAGNUS 5922 (16-11-0) 1 3 0 MUSCLE MEN
RUIN 6862 (15-21-0) 0 3 0 DARK AT HEART
WILD 6863 (16-20-0) 0 3 0 OMINOUS REIGN
CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BLOODSONG 2924 (8-8-1) 1 3 0 GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS
TIME 6920 (13-10-0) 0 3 0 OMINOUS REIGN
ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LIKE WATER 7034 (8-8-1) 1 3 0 GRIM FANDANGO
INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHUNKY MONKEY 6977 (3-1-0) 1 3 0 BEN & JERRY'S
POND SCUM 6641 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 FURIOUS
APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
RED HOUSE 7103 (0-1-0) 2 3 0 THE BLUES
CHOCOLATE THERAPY 6994 (2-0-1) 1 3 0 BEN & JERRY'S
AMYNDA 6890 (0-1-0) 0 3 0 DEAD DAGGERS DEEP
HELRAZOR 7120 (3-1-0) 0 3 0 GRIM FANDANGO
PUNKSURE 7140 (0-2-0) 0 3 0 GRIM FANDANGO