DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/21/2011 Duedate: 10/04/2011
SUNSET ARENA
DM-21 TURN-674
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PANAMA RED
420 B.C. (594)
(21-7073) [10-3-0,108]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PANAMA RED TAO SIN
420 B.C. (594) SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
(21-7073) [10-3-0,108] (21-5602) [6-2-1,41]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GRASS SEED ZOLDIVAR
TOOL SHED (592) GREDAN (583)
(21-6923) [14-14-0,89] (21-6791) [15-7-0,91]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BLOOD AND SAND (600)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE BLUES (601) 51
2. COSMIC FREAK OUT (498) 49 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
3. THE RED BLADES (578) 45 Unchartered Team
4. THE BOWLS (610) 37
5. BLOOD AND SAND (600) 33 THE BOWLS (610)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*LUDUS MAGNUS (608) 4 1 0 80.0 1/ 5 BLOOD AND SAND (600) 11 4 0
2/ 2 BEN & JERRY'S (596) 42 24 5 63.6 2/ 6 THE RED BLADES (578) 10 5 2
3/ 0*THE BOWLS (610) 3 2 1 60.0 3/ 3 NOMADIC TRIBE (160) 10 5 0
4/ 3 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498) 130 90 5 59.1 4/ 8 420 B.C. (594) 10 5 0
5/ 4 NOMADIC TRIBE (160) 399 291 20 57.8 5/ 2 BEN'S BAZAAR (577) 9 6 1
6/ 5 DEVIATION (593) 94 71 6 57.0 6/ 7 GREDAN (583) 9 6 0
7/ 8 420 B.C. (594) 57 48 6 54.3 7/ 1 DEVIATION (593) 8 6 0
8/ 7 GRIM FANDANGO (454) 670 568 30 54.1 8/ 9 OMINOUS REIGN (584) 7 7 1
9/ 6 GREDAN (583) 55 47 5 53.9 9/21 LITERATE LOONS (538) 5 6 0
10/ 9 BLOOD AND SAND (600) 45 39 0 53.6 10/13 TOOL SHED (592) 5 8 0
11/11 TOOL SHED (592) 67 63 1 51.5 11/17 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498) 5 9 2
12/10 OMINOUS REIGN (584) 142 134 8 51.4 12/16*SAUCY MONASTERY (487) 5 10 0
13/12 DARK AT HEART (586) 144 147 12 49.5 13-15*LUDUS MAGNUS (608) 4 1 0
14/13 THE BLUES (601) 28 29 1 49.1 14-10 KANO CLAN (106) 4 5 0
15/14 THE RED BLADES (578) 138 145 4 48.8 15/11 BEN & JERRY'S (596) 4 6 0
16/15 LITERATE LOONS (538) 334 385 16 46.5 16/ 4 DARK AT HEART (586) 4 10 1
17/17 BEN'S BAZAAR (577) 152 180 11 45.8 17/18 THE BLUES (601) 4 11 0
18-18 KANO CLAN (106) 337 418 22 44.6 18/ 0*THE BOWLS (610) 3 2 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-19 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602) 25 32 2 43.9 19-12 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602) 3 4 0
20/16*SAUCY MONASTERY (487) 17 23 2 42.5 20/14 GRIM FANDANGO (454) 3 11 0
21-20 SWORD OPERA (323) 686 %1039 23 39.8 21-19 SWORD OPERA (323) 2 3 0
22/ 0*SONS OF SET (609) 1 4 0 20.0 22/ 0*SONS OF SET (609) 1 4 0
23-21*ARKHAM CYCLE (607) 1 4 0 20.0 23-20*ARKHAM CYCLE (607) 1 4 0
24-22*TOMBSTONE (438) 1 5 0 16.7 24-22*TOMBSTONE (438) 0 5 0
25-23*DAGGERS DEEP (590) 1 9 0 10.0 25-23*DAGGERS DEEP (590) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 684): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 566): BIG BIRD of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 689): THE SUN of BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 661): DA VINCI CODE of TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 685): JUDAS PRIUS of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 680): FAINTLY FRANNIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 288): LUAU LILA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 673): SCARFACE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 674): HARBOR MASTER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 673): HOPE SPRINGS of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 640): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 628): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 290): QUITA ROSALA of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 621): URCHIN of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 572): TACK TACK of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 272): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 265): I'M POWERLESS of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 518): INFERNO of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 241): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 566): KALIDOR of HYBORIAN (Buri, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 684): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 566): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 688): BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 661): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 685): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 680): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 288): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 673): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 674): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 673): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 640): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 628): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 290): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 621): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 572): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 272): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 265): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 518): DIASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 241): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 566) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 689): THE SUN of BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 684): MECHANON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 673): HOPE SPRINGS of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
SPEEDO SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 628): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
(turn 677): MY DEER WATSON of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 265): I'M POWERLESS of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
(turn 264): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 517): THE PLAGUE of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Hope Springs ETERNAL!!!
And now it's literally true. Thanks for the great fight, Speedo. That was
worthy of the title. Who knows how it would have gone down had you brought a more
dangerous weapon.
I've had a blast here in Sunset. Too bad I didn't get to stab/slash/hack more
of you. Good luck to my replacement on the throne.
LP Hope Springs, your Duelmistress
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, SUNSET? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, DEVIATION, since BLOOD AND
SAND took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. If Cagliostro's Castle
is buying drinks for LITERATE LOONS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry
before long. A 4-1-0 makes for a big thirst. Why not, I'm having a good day, so I
feel sorry for DARK AT HEART, who went 0-5-0 and dropped 12 into 16th. Here's my
pity, for what it's worth. Now let's all watch TOOL SHED's heads swell from their
3-1-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big deal. Tsk, tsk, NANNERPUSS
beat TISTHESEASON2BLETHAL and TISTHESEASON2BLETHAL lost 13 points. You're breakin'
my heart. Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster QUICKSILVER Dark Arena
Challenged this turn. And if variety is the spice of life, SUNSET may be getting
bland, as HOPE SPRINGS stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks
and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. What's
the big D? KANO CLAN was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble...
mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see,
well, whatcha know? It was NOMADIC TRIBE. Ha ha ha ha! GENERAL TSO was challenged
more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh,
heh. I guess I can give a little credit to STIXANNE STONE of THE RED BLADES for
challenging up by 21 to WHEELBARROW. STIXANNE STONE won to get 32 points of
recognition.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for SUNSET's
morgue. More variety. THE RED BLADES has cause to pause today, as HOPE SPRINGS was
sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll wager.
Gee, BEN'S BAZAAR, ain't it past due for sending SPEEDO SMURF Dark Arena? What took
ol' '14-6-0' so long? Hope? Ha ha aha ha! Now hey, I like to see a death as much
as the next guy, but hey BEN'S BAZAAR, whyja send SPEEDO SMURF to the Dark Arena,
look at his record, huh? Whoa! I'll even buy BLAH4 a drink tonight! Anyone who can
come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on its good side! And now a passing
thought on a warrior dying young (SONG LI of SAUCY MONASTERY): You had your chance
and now you're dead. Oh well... And one more turn will show if THE BLUES can
successfully bloodfeud that elusive PAIN GWEN over THE HUNTER. Honor is like a
chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless
rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before
I leave the fine city of SUNSET. I feel much better now. Glad to see the back of
this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PANAMA RED 7073 10 3 0 108 420 B.C. (594)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLAKSKUL 6899 23 20 2 103 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
WHIRLED PEACE 6984 12 4 0 103 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
WALLI WEEBLE 6935 22 15 0 102 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
DESPAIR 7001 15 15 3 93 DARK AT HEART (586)
DRED 6970 14 16 3 92 DARK AT HEART (586)
ZOLDIVAR 6791 15 7 0 91 GREDAN (583)
PAIN GWEN 7213 8 0 2 91 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRASS SEED 6923 14 14 0 89 TOOL SHED (592)
BATWAMBA 7118 10 7 0 88 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-LEVEL OF MALEVOLENCE 7109 9 8 1 88 DEVIATION (593)
-MINAMI TORI 7077 15 6 0 81 KANO CLAN (106)
RED HOUSE 7103 7 5 0 81 THE BLUES (601)
NANNERPUSS 7042 12 5 3 80 420 B.C. (594)
-DUBLIN MUDSLIDE 6981 8 2 1 77 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
BRUNO SQUALL 7017 14 13 0 74 THE RED BLADES (578)
-METARU HEI 7058 17 5 0 72 KANO CLAN (106)
-KALLIA MAY 6941 16 19 0 71 SWORD OPERA (323)
SLEDGEHEAD 6956 13 14 1 71 TOOL SHED (592)
-MOSHI HARU 6704 13 8 2 69 KANO CLAN (106)
HELRAZOR 7120 12 4 0 69 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MITER BOX 6961 14 11 0 66 TOOL SHED (592)
SILVER HAZE 6940 11 8 0 63 420 B.C. (594)
GANGOL 6793 11 12 0 62 GREDAN (583)
DAGAN 7201 6 3 0 62 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
FEYTALONY 6909 8 4 0 60 GREDAN (583)
TISTHESEASON2BLETHAL 7197 7 2 0 59 DEVIATION (593)
-REDUVIUS 7132 6 6 0 58 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
PIETROS 7137 10 5 0 57 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-ELISE ISLA 6921 10 27 0 57 SWORD OPERA (323)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLIM 7144 7 6 0 56 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
I SMOKED WHAT?!! 6036 11 8 1 55 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
MILINA 6794 9 9 3 52 GREDAN (583)
HOOSIER DADDY 7129 9 7 0 49 DEVIATION (593)
JOLLY GREEN GIANT 6790 8 10 1 47 GREDAN (583)
MY SWORD AND SAVIOR 7150 8 5 0 47 DEVIATION (593)
CRIXUS 7100 7 10 0 45 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
LENNY SPARK 7160 5 5 0 43 THE RED BLADES (578)
-CHOCOLATE THERAPY 6994 4 3 1 42 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
TAO SIN 5602 6 2 1 41 SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
KIPLING 7083 10 10 0 40 LITERATE LOONS (538)
VLAD THE INHALER 7199 5 3 0 40 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
RHASKOS 7221 4 3 0 40 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
PLAGUE 7091 8 11 0 39 DARK AT HEART (586)
CHABON 7095 7 9 0 39 LITERATE LOONS (538)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUPUS MAJOR 7146 7 7 2 38 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-TRELAINE 7054 5 21 0 36 SWORD OPERA (323)
RAZE 7227 4 2 0 36 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
KADOKA 7222 5 2 0 35 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHEELBARROW 7130 7 4 0 33 TOOL SHED (592)
-XIAN LIN 7204 4 2 1 33 KANO CLAN (106)
SQUIGGY CROW 7230 3 3 1 33 THE RED BLADES (578)
BLAH4 7287 1 0 1 33 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
-HARDY 7131 7 5 0 32 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
ANITA PHIXX 7214 5 3 1 32 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
STIXANNE STONE 7231 2 3 0 32 THE RED BLADES (578)
CLUSTERFLUFF 7173 4 7 1 30 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
BOOM BOOM 7237 3 1 0 28 THE BLUES (601)
-MUSUBU KIN 7143 7 6 0 27 KANO CLAN (106)
-SHOG 7145 5 5 1 26 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
-BITTER DOVE 7115 4 12 0 24 SWORD OPERA (323)
AUNT TILLA-THE NUN 7256 2 1 0 24 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ACHERON 7179 5 5 1 23 DARK AT HEART (586)
CELINE 7148 4 5 0 23 LITERATE LOONS (538)
FEATHER 7178 5 5 1 21 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
SEGOVAX 7238 2 2 0 21 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-BIX 7134 4 7 0 19 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
CC RIDER 7270 1 1 0 19 THE BLUES (601)
SALINGER 7180 5 3 0 18 LITERATE LOONS (538)
COLONEL ANGUS 7255 3 0 0 18 420 B.C. (594)
-CELINA HYE 7175 4 5 0 17 SWORD OPERA (323)
KNUCKLES 7096 3 4 0 17 420 B.C. (594)
BELL 7258 2 0 0 17 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
OSOUP 7277 1 0 0 17 THE BOWLS (610)
-LYNCE 7116 1 1 0 16 DAGGERS DEEP (590)
INSPIRE 7219 4 3 0 15 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
GENERAL TSO 5680 3 3 1 13 SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
BANE FOR HER 7275 1 0 0 13 SONS OF SET (609)
-DRUFF THE HAMMER 6887 0 2 0 12 DAGGERS DEEP (590)
FISH 7279 1 0 1 11 THE BOWLS (610)
-TRIUMPHUS 7262 1 0 0 11 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
SIMENON 7285 1 0 0 11 LITERATE LOONS (538)
-RUTUBA 7265 1 0 0 10 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
DIRTYWORK SCAPEGOAT 7281 1 0 0 10 DEVIATION (593)
GITCHIGOOMIE 7251 1 2 0 7 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
MURGATROYD 7236 1 3 0 6 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
SMURF LIGHTNING 7284 1 0 0 6 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
HIPPY LOVE 7253 1 2 0 5 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
-CRESCENS 7261 1 0 0 5 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
-EIHORT 7246 1 0 0 5 ARKHAM CYCLE (607)
FROOT 7278 1 0 0 5 THE BOWLS (610)
-TITUS 7264 1 0 0 5 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
SORROW 7257 1 1 0 4 DARK AT HEART (586)
-WYATT EARP 4957 0 1 0 3 TOMBSTONE (438)
BANANA BUZZ 7260 0 2 0 2 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
FADE TO BLAK 7266 0 2 0 2 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-ABYLL 6889 0 2 0 2 DAGGERS DEEP (590)
SIMA QIAN 7259 0 2 0 2 SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
-GRYYK 6888 0 2 0 2 DAGGERS DEEP (590)
-PRISCUS 7263 0 1 0 1 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
COLD SHOT 7282 0 1 0 1 THE BLUES (601)
-NODENS 7249 0 1 0 1 ARKHAM CYCLE (607)
-DARK YOUNG 7248 0 1 0 1 ARKHAM CYCLE (607)
-POPZA 7245 0 1 0 1 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THOTH 7247 0 1 0 1 ARKHAM CYCLE (607)
RA POWER 7271 0 1 0 1 SONS OF SET (609)
MUMMY'S BOY 7273 0 1 0 1 SONS OF SET (609)
MAHESSACRE 7274 0 1 0 1 SONS OF SET (609)
-SERVITOR 7250 0 1 0 1 ARKHAM CYCLE (607)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CHUNKY MONKEY 6977 9 6 2 BEN & JERRY'S 596 DRED 6970 672 JUST REVENGED
SPEEDO SMURF 7093 14 7 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577 ARENAMASTER HART 674 NONE
THE FOILER 7088 7 14 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577 I SMOKED WHAT?!! 6036 673
BOORAY 7133 3 7 1 CAJUN APOCALYPSE 602 FEATHER 7178 671 REVENGED
BLAH3 7286 0 1 0 COSMIC FREAK OUT 498 MR. TWISTER 674 NONE
SHEWISH GIANT 0 0 0 DARK ARENA BLAH4 7287 674 NONE
PADOKA 7223 2 2 0 NOMADIC TRIBE 160 XIAN LIN 7204 671 REVENGED
MUNDANE 7218 3 4 1 OMINOUS REIGN 584 WURM KIN 674 NONE
MOOK IN TRAINING 5601 3 5 0 SAUCY MONASTERY 487 ANITA PHIXX 7214 674
QIN SHI 5598 2 4 0 SAUCY MONASTERY 487 MUNDANE 7218 672 REVENGED
SONG LI 5718 3 2 0 SAUCY MONASTERY 487 SQUIGGY CROW 7230 674
MAJI MAN 7272 0 1 0 SONS OF SET 609 FISH 7279 674
MANNISH BOY 7124 4 2 0 THE BLUES 601 PAIN GWEN 7213 670 NOT REVENGED
PCH 7283 0 1 0 THE BLUES 601 SHEWISH GIANT 674 NONE
THE HUNTER 7106 6 2 1 THE BLUES 601 PAIN GWEN 7213 671
CEREAL 7280 0 1 0 THE BOWLS 610 STONE GOLEM 674 NONE
MANUTE 7276 0 1 0 THE BOWLS 610 WURM KIN 674 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Aunt Tilla -- I'm glad you admit I'm yummy enough to tempt a nun. -- General Tso
O Editor -- May it never occur that we suspected you to blame for even the blink of
an eye. -- y'r ob'dient 'umble Saucy Jack
Eh? I blink my eyes every day, usually more than once!
Kano San -- If I may, I would answer your questions with questions of my own. For
the first, why are they sent to tournaments ranked by fight experience rather than
points? For the second, why would the armor appropriate for one warrior dictate what
armor one should assign to another? -- markedly confused Saucy Jack
Gentleben and Stik -- A warm and sincere thanks to you both for the welcome.
Hopefully this tour will be longer than the last. -- Saucy Jack
Welcome from Saucy Monastery to new and returning teams, and well met to all the
rest.
All -- I can certainly oblige Nomad with the down-challenge contest he has started.
Here it comes! -- Kano
Gentleben? -- No doubt the dung you're smokin' falls from the back end of the animals
that Nomad Tribe leads around. Not only do you smell "ridiculous," look
"ridiculous," and have a "ridiculous" name, but you sound "ridiculous" when spewing
mindless babble without any specifics. -- Kano
All of you radically ignorant cry-babies finally got what you wanted by whining to
the editor, a limit of "two hundred words per manager" that actually has something
substantive to say. Congratulations. -- Kano
Nomad -- Continuing to run Xian Lin and allowing you the privilege of any free wins
is only the "honorable path" to a disgusting, self-consumed, moron, like you. -- Kano
Kano -- You killed a Tribesman and then celebrated. Nobody but you is going to
question the Bloodfeud. We are glad Walli could do the job. Xian Lin deserved the
loss and the only loss of honor comes from hiding from a bloodfeud, not in carrying
one out. -- Nomad and the Tribe
Minami Tori -- No doubt you will whine about the down-challenge, but your team has
down-challenged. We don't down-challenge others, we do so for you. An AB on a TP?
Of course, what, should I challenge strikers? If your teammates are cowards, you
must expect to see the BF come where ever we can get it. Shall we try it again? --
Batwamba
Silver Haze -- I like it! Not just a scum anymore! -- Walli
Hippy Love -- Nice challenge. This was not how I hoped to start my career. --
Gitchigoomie
Welcome to the new teams! Drinks on Stik at the Broken Bone! -- Nomad
Inspire -- That was quite the brutal bout. You could almost call it inspirational.
-- Kadoka
DM/LP Hope Springs -- Congrats on the throne and your invite. -- Gentleben, Ben's
Bazaar
Hope Springs -- You sure know how to throw a party, that was one back and forth
battle but I finally gave into your femine wilds. -- Speedo Smurf
Red House -- You are getting closer to winning, will we see you again this turn? --
Pain Gwen
Segovax -- Nice try, dwarf, your manager has a problem beating this style it seems.
-- Anita Phixx
Heavens to Murgatroyd -- You seem to have forgotten how to fight, perhaps a few laps
around the good book would do some good. -- Aunt Tilla -- The Nun
Deviation -- Nice run, sadly it must come to an end one way or another, prepare thy
self for battle. -- Ben's Bazaar
Ludus Magnus -- Nice entry, welcome to the red sands of Sunset. Hope your stay is
long and fruitful. We have all sorts of fruits available at the fruit stand in the
Bazaar, heck we have all sorts of everything at the bazaar. -- Gentleben and Ben's
Bazaar
Tombstone -- Now that you have fed and entertained the night shift, welcome and I
hope you stay to fight by Sunset light. -- Gentleben, Ben's Bazaar
Arkham Cycle -- Welcome to Sunset, I guess you got caught in the hot seat at the
Ludus Magnus last week, better luck this week. -- Gentleben and Ben's Bazaar
P.S. Is that really ham from Noah's Ark? That would fetch a good price at the
bazaar.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HOPE SPRINGS butchered QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SPEEDO SMURF was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MUNDANE was murdered by WURM KIN in a action packed 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BLAH4 viciously butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
CEREAL was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
MANUTE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PCH was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
BLAH3 was killed by MR. TWISTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
WHIRLED PEACE overcame DRED in a 2 minute expert's Bloodfeud melee.
CC RIDER was vanquished by PAIN GWEN in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
BLAKSKUL slimly won victory over DESPAIR in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
PANAMA RED overpowered BATWAMBA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title match.
WALLI WEEBLE luckily beat ZOLDIVAR in a exciting 7 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
BRUNO SQUALL unbelievably bested SILVER HAZE in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
NANNERPUSS devastated TISTHESEASON2BLETHAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MITER BOX handily defeated HOOSIER DADDY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
I SMOKED WHAT?!! savagely defeated JOLLY GREEN GIANT in a 4 minute Challenge struggle.
RAZE was overpowered by GANGOL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
VLAD THE INHALER slimly lost to PIETROS in a 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
LENNY SPARK was subdued by SLIM in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
CLUSTERFLUFF was beaten by CRIXUS in a popular 4 minute bloody Challenge match.
KADOKA bested AUNT TILLA-THE NUN in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
SQUIGGY CROW killed SONG LI in a action packed 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
STIXANNE STONE savagely defeated WHEELBARROW in a 6 minute Challenge fray.
ANITA PHIXX viciously butchered MOOK IN TRAINING in a 4 minute brutal Challenge bout.
SEGOVAX overpowered GENERAL TSO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BOOM BOOM overpowered INSPIRE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HELRAZOR was savagely defeated by GRASS SEED in a action packed 4 minute brutal match.
RED HOUSE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute gruesome fray.
SLEDGEHEAD overpowered RHASKOS in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MILINA was beaten by DAGAN in a 2 minute gory fight.
PLAGUE was viciously subdued by CHABON in a 2 minute gory fray.
KIPLING was savagely defeated by MY SWORD AND SAVIOR in a 2 minute gory match.
FEYTALONY overpowered ACHERON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FEATHER was overpowered by TAO SIN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LUPUS MAJOR devastated KNUCKLES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CELINE devastated HIPPY LOVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided battle.
SALINGER overcame BANANA BUZZ in a 2 minute fight.
SORROW was demolished by OSOUP in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BELL demolished RA POWER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SIMA QIAN was overpowered by SIMENON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FADE TO BLAK was unbelievably bested by SMURF LIGHTNING in a 2 minute amateur's match.
GITCHIGOOMIE narrowly defeated COLD SHOT in a 2 minute novice's fight.
COLONEL ANGUS slimly won victory over MAHESSACRE in a 4 minute brutal amateur's duel.
MURGATROYD was overcome by DIRTYWORK SCAPEGOAT in a popular 3 minute amateur's duel.
BANE FOR HER devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FROOT overcame MUMMY'S BOY in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
FISH executed MAJI MAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 WALL OF STEEL 34 - 27 - 4 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 13 STRIKING ATTACK 73 - 60 - 3 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 TOTAL PARRY 51 - 43 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-LUNGE 23 - 21 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 AIMED BLOW 50 - 48 - 2 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 SLASHING ATTACK 38 - 39 - 3 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 45 - 53 - 3 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 LUNGING ATTACK 67 - 100 - 5 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 45 - 2 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 27 - 0 36 |
Turn 674 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 1 AIMED BLOW 5 - 6 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 9 3 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 9 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 5 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW PANAMA RED 7073 10 3 0 108 420 B.C. (594)
BASHING ATTACK BLAKSKUL 6899 23 20 2 103 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
WALL OF STEEL WHIRLED PEACE 6984 12 4 0 103 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
TOTAL PARRY WALLI WEEBLE 6935 22 15 0 102 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
STRIKING ATTACK ZOLDIVAR 6791 15 7 0 91 GREDAN (583)
SLASHING ATTACK NANNERPUSS 7042 12 5 3 80 420 B.C. (594)
PARRY-LUNGE HELRAZOR 7120 12 4 0 69 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MITER BOX 6961 14 11 0 66 TOOL SHED (592)
LUNGING ATTACK DAGAN 7201 6 3 0 62 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GRASS SEED 6923. The most popular warrior this turn
was ZOLDIVAR 6791. The ten other most popular fighters were STIXANNE STONE 7231, RED
HOUSE 7103, CRIXUS 7100, JOLLY GREEN GIANT 6790, SONG LI 5718, MURGATROYD 7236, GRASS
SEED 6923, MOOK IN TRAINING 5601, CHABON 7095, and BANANA BUZZ 7260.
The least popular fighter this week was WHEELBARROW 7130. The other ten least
popular fighters were MAJI MAN 7272, MUMMY'S BOY 7273, MAHESSACRE 7274, RA POWER
7271, SORROW 7257, KNUCKLES 7096, ACHERON 7179, RHASKOS 7221, GENERAL TSO 5680, and
RAZE 7227.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
HOPE SPRINGS (21-6971) THE RED BLADES (578)
SPEEDO SMURF (21-7093) BEN'S BAZAAR (577)