DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/21/2011    Duedate: 10/04/2011

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-674

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PANAMA RED
420 B.C. (594)
(21-7073) [10-3-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PANAMA RED                     TAO SIN
420 B.C. (594)                 SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
(21-7073) [10-3-0,108]         (21-5602) [6-2-1,41]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GRASS SEED                     ZOLDIVAR
TOOL SHED (592)                GREDAN (583)
(21-6923) [14-14-0,89]         (21-6791) [15-7-0,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BLOOD AND SAND (600)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE BLUES (601)             51
2. COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)      49      BEN & JERRY'S (596)
3. THE RED BLADES (578)        45      Unchartered Team
4. THE BOWLS (610)             37
5. BLOOD AND SAND (600)        33      THE BOWLS (610)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*LUDUS MAGNUS (608)         4   1  0 80.0   1/ 5 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     11  4 0
 2/ 2 BEN & JERRY'S (596)       42  24  5 63.6   2/ 6 THE RED BLADES (578)     10  5 2
 3/ 0*THE BOWLS (610)            3   2  1 60.0   3/ 3 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      10  5 0
 4/ 3 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)   130  90  5 59.1   4/ 8 420 B.C. (594)           10  5 0
 5/ 4 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      399 291 20 57.8   5/ 2 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        9  6 1
 6/ 5 DEVIATION (593)           94  71  6 57.0   6/ 7 GREDAN (583)              9  6 0
 7/ 8 420 B.C. (594)            57  48  6 54.3   7/ 1 DEVIATION (593)           8  6 0
 8/ 7 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      670 568 30 54.1   8/ 9 OMINOUS REIGN (584)       7  7 1
 9/ 6 GREDAN (583)              55  47  5 53.9   9/21 LITERATE LOONS (538)      5  6 0
10/ 9 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      45  39  0 53.6  10/13 TOOL SHED (592)           5  8 0
11/11 TOOL SHED (592)           67  63  1 51.5  11/17 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)    5  9 2
12/10 OMINOUS REIGN (584)      142 134  8 51.4  12/16*SAUCY MONASTERY (487)     5 10 0
13/12 DARK AT HEART (586)      144 147 12 49.5  13-15*LUDUS MAGNUS (608)        4  1 0
14/13 THE BLUES (601)           28  29  1 49.1  14-10 KANO CLAN (106)           4  5 0
15/14 THE RED BLADES (578)     138 145  4 48.8  15/11 BEN & JERRY'S (596)       4  6 0
16/15 LITERATE LOONS (538)     334 385 16 46.5  16/ 4 DARK AT HEART (586)       4 10 1
17/17 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       152 180 11 45.8  17/18 THE BLUES (601)           4 11 0
18-18 KANO CLAN (106)          337 418 22 44.6  18/ 0*THE BOWLS (610)           3  2 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)    25  32  2 43.9  19-12 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)    3  4 0
20/16*SAUCY MONASTERY (487)     17  23  2 42.5  20/14 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       3 11 0
21-20 SWORD OPERA (323)        686 %1039 23 39.8  21-19 SWORD OPERA (323)         2  3 0
22/ 0*SONS OF SET (609)          1   4  0 20.0  22/ 0*SONS OF SET (609)         1  4 0
23-21*ARKHAM CYCLE (607)         1   4  0 20.0  23-20*ARKHAM CYCLE (607)        1  4 0
24-22*TOMBSTONE (438)            1   5  0 16.7  24-22*TOMBSTONE (438)           0  5 0
25-23*DAGGERS DEEP (590)         1   9  0 10.0  25-23*DAGGERS DEEP (590)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 684): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 566): BIG BIRD of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 689): THE SUN of BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 661): DA VINCI CODE of TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 685): JUDAS PRIUS of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 680): FAINTLY FRANNIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 288): LUAU LILA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 673): SCARFACE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 674): HARBOR MASTER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 673): HOPE SPRINGS of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 640): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 628): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 290): QUITA ROSALA of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 621): URCHIN of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 572): TACK TACK of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 272): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 265): I'M POWERLESS of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 518): INFERNO of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 241): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 566): KALIDOR of HYBORIAN (Buri, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 684): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 566): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 688): BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 661): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 685): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 680): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 288): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 673): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 674): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 673): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 640): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 628): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 290): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 621): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 572): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 272): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 265): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 518): DIASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 241): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 566) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 689): THE SUN of BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 684): MECHANON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 673): HOPE SPRINGS of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
                           SPEEDO SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 628): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                  (turn 677): MY DEER WATSON of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 265): I'M POWERLESS of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
              (turn 264): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 517): THE PLAGUE of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Hope Springs ETERNAL!!!

     And now it's literally true.  Thanks for the great fight, Speedo.  That was
worthy of the title.  Who knows how it would have gone down had you brought a more
dangerous weapon.
     I've had a blast here in Sunset.  Too bad I didn't get to stab/slash/hack more
of you.  Good luck to my replacement on the throne.

LP Hope Springs, your Duelmistress

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, SUNSET?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, DEVIATION, since BLOOD AND 
SAND took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  If Cagliostro's Castle 
is buying drinks for LITERATE LOONS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry 
before long.  A 4-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I 
feel sorry for DARK AT HEART, who went 0-5-0 and dropped 12 into 16th.  Here's my 
pity, for what it's worth.  Now let's all watch TOOL SHED's heads swell from their 
3-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Tsk, tsk, NANNERPUSS 
beat TISTHESEASON2BLETHAL and TISTHESEASON2BLETHAL lost 13 points.  You're breakin' 
my heart.  Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster QUICKSILVER Dark Arena 
Challenged this turn.  And if variety is the spice of life, SUNSET may be getting 
bland, as HOPE SPRINGS stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks 
and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  KANO CLAN was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... 
mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, 
well, whatcha know?  It was NOMADIC TRIBE.  Ha ha ha ha!  GENERAL TSO was challenged 
more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, 
heh.  I guess I can give a little credit to STIXANNE STONE of THE RED BLADES for 
challenging up by 21 to WHEELBARROW.  STIXANNE STONE won to get 32 points of 
recognition.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for SUNSET's 
morgue.  More variety.  THE RED BLADES has cause to pause today, as HOPE SPRINGS was 
sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll wager.  
Gee, BEN'S BAZAAR, ain't it past due for sending SPEEDO SMURF Dark Arena?  What took 
ol' '14-6-0' so long?  Hope?  Ha ha aha ha!  Now hey, I like to see a death as much 
as the next guy, but hey BEN'S BAZAAR, whyja send SPEEDO SMURF to the Dark Arena, 
look at his record, huh?  Whoa!  I'll even buy BLAH4 a drink tonight!  Anyone who can 
come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on its good side!  And now a passing 
thought on a warrior dying young (SONG LI of SAUCY MONASTERY):  You had your chance 
and now you're dead.  Oh well...  And one more turn will show if THE BLUES can 
successfully bloodfeud that elusive PAIN GWEN over THE HUNTER.  Honor is like a 
chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless 
rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of SUNSET.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the back of 
this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PANAMA RED 7073              10   3  0   108       420 B.C. (594)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLAKSKUL 6899                23  20  2   103       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 WHIRLED PEACE 6984           12   4  0   103       BEN & JERRY'S (596)
 WALLI WEEBLE 6935            22  15  0   102       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 DESPAIR 7001                 15  15  3    93       DARK AT HEART (586)
 DRED 6970                    14  16  3    92       DARK AT HEART (586)
 ZOLDIVAR 6791                15   7  0    91       GREDAN (583)
 PAIN GWEN 7213                8   0  2    91       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRASS SEED 6923              14  14  0    89       TOOL SHED (592)
 BATWAMBA 7118                10   7  0    88       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-LEVEL OF MALEVOLENCE 7109     9   8  1    88       DEVIATION (593)
-MINAMI TORI 7077             15   6  0    81       KANO CLAN (106)
 RED HOUSE 7103                7   5  0    81       THE BLUES (601)
 NANNERPUSS 7042              12   5  3    80       420 B.C. (594)
-DUBLIN MUDSLIDE 6981          8   2  1    77       BEN & JERRY'S (596)
 BRUNO SQUALL 7017            14  13  0    74       THE RED BLADES (578)
-METARU HEI 7058              17   5  0    72       KANO CLAN (106)
-KALLIA MAY 6941              16  19  0    71       SWORD OPERA (323)
 SLEDGEHEAD 6956              13  14  1    71       TOOL SHED (592)
-MOSHI HARU 6704              13   8  2    69       KANO CLAN (106)
 HELRAZOR 7120                12   4  0    69       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MITER BOX 6961               14  11  0    66       TOOL SHED (592)
 SILVER HAZE 6940             11   8  0    63       420 B.C. (594)
 GANGOL 6793                  11  12  0    62       GREDAN (583)
 DAGAN 7201                    6   3  0    62       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 FEYTALONY 6909                8   4  0    60       GREDAN (583)
 TISTHESEASON2BLETHAL 7197     7   2  0    59       DEVIATION (593)
-REDUVIUS 7132                 6   6  0    58       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 PIETROS 7137                 10   5  0    57       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-ELISE ISLA 6921              10  27  0    57       SWORD OPERA (323)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLIM 7144                     7   6  0    56       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 I SMOKED WHAT?!! 6036        11   8  1    55       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
 MILINA 6794                   9   9  3    52       GREDAN (583)
 HOOSIER DADDY 7129            9   7  0    49       DEVIATION (593)
 JOLLY GREEN GIANT 6790        8  10  1    47       GREDAN (583)
 MY SWORD AND SAVIOR 7150      8   5  0    47       DEVIATION (593)
 CRIXUS 7100                   7  10  0    45       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 LENNY SPARK 7160              5   5  0    43       THE RED BLADES (578)
-CHOCOLATE THERAPY 6994        4   3  1    42       BEN & JERRY'S (596)
 TAO SIN 5602                  6   2  1    41       SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
 KIPLING 7083                 10  10  0    40       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 VLAD THE INHALER 7199         5   3  0    40       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
 RHASKOS 7221                  4   3  0    40       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 PLAGUE 7091                   8  11  0    39       DARK AT HEART (586)
 CHABON 7095                   7   9  0    39       LITERATE LOONS (538)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUPUS MAJOR 7146              7   7  2    38       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-TRELAINE 7054                 5  21  0    36       SWORD OPERA (323)
 RAZE 7227                     4   2  0    36       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 KADOKA 7222                   5   2  0    35       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHEELBARROW 7130              7   4  0    33       TOOL SHED (592)
-XIAN LIN 7204                 4   2  1    33       KANO CLAN (106)
 SQUIGGY CROW 7230             3   3  1    33       THE RED BLADES (578)
 BLAH4 7287                    1   0  1    33       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
-HARDY 7131                    7   5  0    32       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 ANITA PHIXX 7214              5   3  1    32       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 STIXANNE STONE 7231           2   3  0    32       THE RED BLADES (578)
 CLUSTERFLUFF 7173             4   7  1    30       BEN & JERRY'S (596)
 BOOM BOOM 7237                3   1  0    28       THE BLUES (601)
-MUSUBU KIN 7143               7   6  0    27       KANO CLAN (106)
-SHOG 7145                     5   5  1    26       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
-BITTER DOVE 7115              4  12  0    24       SWORD OPERA (323)
 AUNT TILLA-THE NUN 7256       2   1  0    24       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACHERON 7179                  5   5  1    23       DARK AT HEART (586)
 CELINE 7148                   4   5  0    23       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 FEATHER 7178                  5   5  1    21       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 SEGOVAX 7238                  2   2  0    21       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-BIX 7134                      4   7  0    19       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 CC RIDER 7270                 1   1  0    19       THE BLUES (601)
 SALINGER 7180                 5   3  0    18       LITERATE LOONS (538)
 COLONEL ANGUS 7255            3   0  0    18       420 B.C. (594)
-CELINA HYE 7175               4   5  0    17       SWORD OPERA (323)
 KNUCKLES 7096                 3   4  0    17       420 B.C. (594)
 BELL 7258                     2   0  0    17       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 OSOUP 7277                    1   0  0    17       THE BOWLS (610)
-LYNCE 7116                    1   1  0    16       DAGGERS DEEP (590)
 INSPIRE 7219                  4   3  0    15       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 GENERAL TSO 5680              3   3  1    13       SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
 BANE FOR HER 7275             1   0  0    13       SONS OF SET (609)
-DRUFF THE HAMMER 6887         0   2  0    12       DAGGERS DEEP (590)
 FISH 7279                     1   0  1    11       THE BOWLS (610)
-TRIUMPHUS 7262                1   0  0    11       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 SIMENON 7285                  1   0  0    11       LITERATE LOONS (538)
-RUTUBA 7265                   1   0  0    10       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 DIRTYWORK SCAPEGOAT 7281      1   0  0    10       DEVIATION (593)
 GITCHIGOOMIE 7251             1   2  0     7       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 MURGATROYD 7236               1   3  0     6       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 SMURF LIGHTNING 7284          1   0  0     6       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 HIPPY LOVE 7253               1   2  0     5       COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
-CRESCENS 7261                 1   0  0     5       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
-EIHORT 7246                   1   0  0     5       ARKHAM CYCLE (607)
 FROOT 7278                    1   0  0     5       THE BOWLS (610)
-TITUS 7264                    1   0  0     5       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 SORROW 7257                   1   1  0     4       DARK AT HEART (586)
-WYATT EARP 4957               0   1  0     3       TOMBSTONE (438)
 BANANA BUZZ 7260              0   2  0     2       BEN & JERRY'S (596)
 FADE TO BLAK 7266             0   2  0     2       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-ABYLL 6889                    0   2  0     2       DAGGERS DEEP (590)
 SIMA QIAN 7259                0   2  0     2       SAUCY MONASTERY (487)
-GRYYK 6888                    0   2  0     2       DAGGERS DEEP (590)
-PRISCUS 7263                  0   1  0     1       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 COLD SHOT 7282                0   1  0     1       THE BLUES (601)
-NODENS 7249                   0   1  0     1       ARKHAM CYCLE (607)
-DARK YOUNG 7248               0   1  0     1       ARKHAM CYCLE (607)
-POPZA 7245                    0   1  0     1       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THOTH 7247                    0   1  0     1       ARKHAM CYCLE (607)
 RA POWER 7271                 0   1  0     1       SONS OF SET (609)
 MUMMY'S BOY 7273              0   1  0     1       SONS OF SET (609)
 MAHESSACRE 7274               0   1  0     1       SONS OF SET (609)
-SERVITOR 7250                 0   1  0     1       ARKHAM CYCLE (607)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CHUNKY MONKEY 6977      9  6 2 BEN & JERRY'S 596    DRED 6970             672  JUST REVENGED
SPEEDO SMURF 7093      14  7 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     ARENAMASTER HART      674  NONE
THE FOILER 7088         7 14 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     I SMOKED WHAT?!! 6036 673   
BOORAY 7133             3  7 1 CAJUN APOCALYPSE 602 FEATHER 7178          671  REVENGED
BLAH3 7286              0  1 0 COSMIC FREAK OUT 498 MR. TWISTER           674  NONE
SHEWISH GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           BLAH4 7287            674  NONE
PADOKA 7223             2  2 0 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    XIAN LIN 7204         671  REVENGED
MUNDANE 7218            3  4 1 OMINOUS REIGN 584    WURM KIN              674  NONE
MOOK IN TRAINING 5601   3  5 0 SAUCY MONASTERY 487  ANITA PHIXX 7214      674   
QIN SHI 5598            2  4 0 SAUCY MONASTERY 487  MUNDANE 7218          672  REVENGED
SONG LI 5718            3  2 0 SAUCY MONASTERY 487  SQUIGGY CROW 7230     674   
MAJI MAN 7272           0  1 0 SONS OF SET 609      FISH 7279             674   
MANNISH BOY 7124        4  2 0 THE BLUES 601        PAIN GWEN 7213        670  NOT REVENGED
PCH 7283                0  1 0 THE BLUES 601        SHEWISH GIANT         674  NONE
THE HUNTER 7106         6  2 1 THE BLUES 601        PAIN GWEN 7213        671   
CEREAL 7280             0  1 0 THE BOWLS 610        STONE GOLEM           674  NONE
MANUTE 7276             0  1 0 THE BOWLS 610        WURM KIN              674  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Aunt Tilla -- I'm glad you admit I'm yummy enough to tempt a nun. -- General Tso

O Editor -- May it never occur that we suspected you to blame for even the blink of
an eye. -- y'r ob'dient 'umble Saucy Jack

     Eh?  I blink my eyes every day, usually more than once!

Kano San -- If I may, I would answer your questions with questions of my own.  For
the first, why are they sent to tournaments ranked by fight experience rather than
points?  For the second, why would the armor appropriate for one warrior dictate what
armor one should assign to another? -- markedly confused Saucy Jack

Gentleben and Stik -- A warm and sincere thanks to you both for the welcome.
Hopefully this tour will be longer than the last. -- Saucy Jack

Welcome from Saucy Monastery to new and returning teams, and well met to all the
rest.

All -- I can certainly oblige Nomad with the down-challenge contest he has started.
Here it comes! -- Kano

Gentleben? -- No doubt the dung you're smokin' falls from the back end of the animals
that Nomad Tribe leads around.  Not only do you smell "ridiculous," look
"ridiculous," and have a "ridiculous" name, but you sound "ridiculous" when spewing
mindless babble without any specifics. -- Kano

All of you radically ignorant cry-babies finally got what you wanted by whining to
the editor, a limit of "two hundred words per manager" that actually has something
substantive to say.  Congratulations. -- Kano

Nomad -- Continuing to run Xian Lin and allowing you the privilege of any free wins
is only the "honorable path" to a disgusting, self-consumed, moron, like you. -- Kano

Kano -- You killed a Tribesman and then celebrated.  Nobody but you is going to
question the Bloodfeud.  We are glad Walli could do the job.  Xian Lin deserved the
loss and the only loss of honor comes from hiding from a bloodfeud, not in carrying
one out. -- Nomad and the Tribe

Minami Tori -- No doubt you will whine about the down-challenge, but your team has
down-challenged.  We don't down-challenge others, we do so for you.  An AB on a TP?
Of course, what, should I challenge strikers?  If your teammates are cowards, you
must expect to see the BF come where ever we can get it.  Shall we try it again? --
Batwamba

Silver Haze -- I like it!  Not just a scum anymore! -- Walli

Hippy Love -- Nice challenge.  This was not how I hoped to start my career. --
Gitchigoomie

Welcome to the new teams!  Drinks on Stik at the Broken Bone! -- Nomad

Inspire -- That was quite the brutal bout.  You could almost call it inspirational.
-- Kadoka

DM/LP Hope Springs -- Congrats on the throne and your invite. -- Gentleben, Ben's
Bazaar

Hope Springs -- You sure know how to throw a party, that was one back and forth
battle but I finally gave into your femine wilds. -- Speedo Smurf

Red House -- You are getting closer to winning, will we see you again this turn? --
Pain Gwen

Segovax -- Nice try, dwarf, your manager has a problem beating this style it seems.
-- Anita Phixx

Heavens to Murgatroyd -- You seem to have forgotten how to fight, perhaps a few laps
around the good book would do some good. -- Aunt Tilla -- The Nun

Deviation -- Nice run, sadly it must come to an end one way or another, prepare thy
self for battle. -- Ben's Bazaar

Ludus Magnus -- Nice entry, welcome to the red sands of Sunset.  Hope your stay is
long and fruitful.  We have all sorts of fruits available at the fruit stand in the
Bazaar, heck we have all sorts of everything at the bazaar. -- Gentleben and Ben's
Bazaar

Tombstone -- Now that you have fed and entertained the night shift, welcome and I
hope you stay to fight by Sunset light. -- Gentleben, Ben's Bazaar

Arkham Cycle -- Welcome to Sunset, I guess you got caught in the hot seat at the
Ludus Magnus last week, better luck this week. -- Gentleben and Ben's Bazaar
P.S.  Is that really ham from Noah's Ark?  That would fetch a good price at the
bazaar.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOPE SPRINGS butchered QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SPEEDO SMURF was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MUNDANE was murdered by WURM KIN in a action packed 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BLAH4 viciously butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
CEREAL was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
MANUTE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PCH was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
BLAH3 was killed by MR. TWISTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
WHIRLED PEACE overcame DRED in a 2 minute expert's Bloodfeud melee.
CC RIDER was vanquished by PAIN GWEN in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
BLAKSKUL slimly won victory over DESPAIR in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
PANAMA RED overpowered BATWAMBA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title match.
WALLI WEEBLE luckily beat ZOLDIVAR in a exciting 7 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
BRUNO SQUALL unbelievably bested SILVER HAZE in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
NANNERPUSS devastated TISTHESEASON2BLETHAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MITER BOX handily defeated HOOSIER DADDY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
I SMOKED WHAT?!! savagely defeated JOLLY GREEN GIANT in a 4 minute Challenge struggle.
RAZE was overpowered by GANGOL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
VLAD THE INHALER slimly lost to PIETROS in a 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
LENNY SPARK was subdued by SLIM in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
CLUSTERFLUFF was beaten by CRIXUS in a popular 4 minute bloody Challenge match.
KADOKA bested AUNT TILLA-THE NUN in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
SQUIGGY CROW killed SONG LI in a action packed 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
STIXANNE STONE savagely defeated WHEELBARROW in a 6 minute Challenge fray.
ANITA PHIXX viciously butchered MOOK IN TRAINING in a 4 minute brutal Challenge bout.
SEGOVAX overpowered GENERAL TSO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BOOM BOOM overpowered INSPIRE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HELRAZOR was savagely defeated by GRASS SEED in a action packed 4 minute brutal match.
RED HOUSE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute gruesome fray.
SLEDGEHEAD overpowered RHASKOS in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MILINA was beaten by DAGAN in a 2 minute gory fight.
PLAGUE was viciously subdued by CHABON in a 2 minute gory fray.
KIPLING was savagely defeated by MY SWORD AND SAVIOR in a 2 minute gory match.
FEYTALONY overpowered ACHERON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FEATHER was overpowered by TAO SIN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LUPUS MAJOR devastated KNUCKLES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CELINE devastated HIPPY LOVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided battle.
SALINGER overcame BANANA BUZZ in a 2 minute fight.
SORROW was demolished by OSOUP in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BELL demolished RA POWER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SIMA QIAN was overpowered by SIMENON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FADE TO BLAK was unbelievably bested by SMURF LIGHTNING in a 2 minute amateur's match.
GITCHIGOOMIE narrowly defeated COLD SHOT in a 2 minute novice's fight.
COLONEL ANGUS slimly won victory over MAHESSACRE in a 4 minute brutal amateur's duel.
MURGATROYD was overcome by DIRTYWORK SCAPEGOAT in a popular 3 minute amateur's duel.
BANE FOR HER devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FROOT overcame MUMMY'S BOY in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
FISH executed MAJI MAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         WALL OF STEEL     34 -  27 -  4      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         STRIKING ATTACK   73 -  60 -  3      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         TOTAL PARRY       51 -  43 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  21 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         AIMED BLOW        50 -  48 -  2      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  39 -  3      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     45 -  53 -  3      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         LUNGING ATTACK    67 - 100 -  5      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  45 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  27 -  0      36  |

Turn 674 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        5 -  1     AIMED BLOW         5 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  9         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  9         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PANAMA RED 7073            10   3  0  108 420 B.C. (594)
BASHING ATTACK   BLAKSKUL 6899              23  20  2  103 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
WALL OF STEEL    WHIRLED PEACE 6984         12   4  0  103 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
TOTAL PARRY      WALLI WEEBLE 6935          22  15  0  102 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
STRIKING ATTACK  ZOLDIVAR 6791              15   7  0   91 GREDAN (583)
SLASHING ATTACK  NANNERPUSS 7042            12   5  3   80 420 B.C. (594)
PARRY-LUNGE      HELRAZOR 7120              12   4  0   69 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MITER BOX 6961             14  11  0   66 TOOL SHED (592)
LUNGING ATTACK   DAGAN 7201                  6   3  0   62 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GRASS SEED 6923.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ZOLDIVAR 6791.  The ten other most popular fighters were STIXANNE STONE 7231, RED 
HOUSE 7103, CRIXUS 7100, JOLLY GREEN GIANT 6790, SONG LI 5718, MURGATROYD 7236, GRASS 
SEED 6923, MOOK IN TRAINING 5601, CHABON 7095, and BANANA BUZZ 7260.

The least popular fighter this week was WHEELBARROW 7130.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAJI MAN 7272, MUMMY'S BOY 7273, MAHESSACRE 7274, RA POWER 
7271, SORROW 7257, KNUCKLES 7096, ACHERON 7179, RHASKOS 7221, GENERAL TSO 5680, and 
RAZE 7227.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HOPE SPRINGS (21-6971) THE RED BLADES (578)
SPEEDO SMURF (21-7093) BEN'S BAZAAR (577)