DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/14/2011 Duedate: 12/27/2011
SUNSET ARENA
DM-21 TURN-680
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FATHOM JUMPER
SEA DOGS (533)
(21-6737) [15-2-4,190]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FATHOM JUMPER MANUTE JR.
SEA DOGS (533) THE BOWLS (610)
(21-6737) [15-2-4,190] (21-7299) [3-0-0,32]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GRASS SEED RED HOUSE
TOOL SHED (592) THE BLUES (601)
(21-6923) [16-16-0,95] (21-7103) [10-8-0,95]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DEVIATION (593)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DEVIATION (593) 34
2. THE BLUES (601) 26 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
3. THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606) 20 Unchartered Team
4. DARK OVERLORDS (612) 19
5. OMINOUS REIGN (584) 19 THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 BEN & JERRY'S (596) 43 27 5 61.4 1/ 8 DEVIATION (593) 11 4 0
2/ 0 SEA DOGS (533) 193 127 18 60.3 2/ 2 GRIM FANDANGO (454) 9 6 0
3- 1*LUDUS MAGNUS (608) 18 12 3 60.0 3/ 3 DARK AT HEART (586) 9 6 0
4/ 4*THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606) 6 4 1 60.0 4/14 TOOL SHED (592) 8 7 0
5- 2 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498) 146 98 8 59.8 5/13 THE BLUES (601) 7 8 0
6/ 5 DEVIATION (593) 111 81 6 57.8 6- 5 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498) 6 3 1
7/ 3 NOMADIC TRIBE (160) 414 305 20 57.6 7- 1*LUDUS MAGNUS (608) 6 4 2
8- 6 420 B.C. (594) 69 55 6 55.6 8/16*THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606) 6 4 1
9- 7 GREDAN (583) 64 53 5 54.7 9/10 BLOOD AND SAND (600) 6 9 1
10/ 8 GRIM FANDANGO (454) 688 580 30 54.3 10/ 4 OMINOUS REIGN (584) 6 9 1
11/ 9 TOOL SHED (592) 79 70 1 53.0 11/ 6 NOMADIC TRIBE (160) 6 9 0
12/10 OMINOUS REIGN (584) 156 147 10 51.5 12/11 BEN'S BAZAAR (577) 6 9 0
13/11 BLOOD AND SAND (600) 57 57 1 50.0 13/ 9 LITERATE LOONS (538) 5 10 1
14/12 DARK AT HEART (586) 156 159 12 49.5 14-17 HOLY LEGION (547) 4 3 0
15/13 THE BLUES (601) 41 43 2 48.8 15/15 DARK OVERLORDS (612) 4 5 1
16-14 THE RED BLADES (578) 144 159 4 47.5 16/18 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602) 4 6 0
17/15 LITERATE LOONS (538) 344 400 18 46.2 17-20 THE RED BLADES (578) 3 2 0
18/16 BEN'S BAZAAR (577) 166 196 11 45.9 18/19*THE BOWLS (610) 3 6 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/17 KANO CLAN (106) 342 427 22 44.5 19- 7 GREDAN (583) 2 3 0
20/19*THE BOWLS (610) 11 14 2 44.0 20-12 420 B.C. (594) 2 3 0
21-18 HOLY LEGION (547) 34 45 3 43.0 21/ 0 SEA DOGS (533) 1 0 0
22/20 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602) 34 48 2 41.5 22/21 KANO CLAN (106) 1 5 0
23/21 DARK OVERLORDS (612) 55 99 9 35.7 23/22*MORE COWBELL (611) 0 7 0
24/22*MORE COWBELL (611) 0 7 0 0.0 24/ 0 BEN & JERRY'S (596) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 690): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 572): BIG BIRD of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 695): VIPER of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 667): CUSSTER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 691): 8 BALL of POOL PARTY (Buri, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 686): KAIARI of SOUL STRIPPERS II (Savory Jack, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 294): NIKKI NAILS of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 679): CENSORSHIP of ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 680): BEDDER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 679): DRED of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 645): IRINA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 634): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khistanth, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 293): THE FALLEN ONE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 627): SRV of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 578): MARGANAD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 275): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 268): HARVEY of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 524): INFERNO of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 244): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 572): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 690): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 572): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 695): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 667): TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 691): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 686): SOUL STRIPPERS II (Savory Jack, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 294): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 679): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 680): RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 679): LUDUS MAGNUS (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 645): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 634): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 293): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 627): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 578): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 275): FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 268): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 524): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 244): BASH BROS SOCCER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 572) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 2 NIANIA (turn 572): BIG BIRD of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 667): CUSSTER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 690): TERTIUS of LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 293): LUAU LILA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 679): JAMESON of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 679): DRED of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 291): QUITA ROSALA of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 625): DORSAL FINN of NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (Crip, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 577): TACK TACK of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
WHY of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 267): UNCLE FESTER of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 243): ROMOR SAITH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly SUNSET games. Former top team LUDUS MAGNUS was
unseated this week as DEVIATION moved up from 8th ranking to take the top spot with a
5-0-0 record for the round. My praise to DEVIATION for their 5-0-0 week this time
out. Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round deserving of notice! HARDY caught the
eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested WHIRLED PEACE and
was awarded 21 points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, CC
RIDER put down SORROW, causing her to lose 15 points of recognition in the process.
Unwilling to wait upon the will of others, Duelmaster DRED Dark Arena Challenged
BANDIT PRINCE last week in a match to decide the fate of the throne. The crowds were
amazed this turn, as BANDIT PRINCE killed the Duelmaster, DRED, leaving DARK AT HEART
in mourning. With bloody hand FATHOM JUMPER has ascended to the throne of champions.
Is he that one which is spoken of in the ancient texts? Would you believe that over
half of the old women in SUNSET seem to feel that they could fight better than you
gladiators?
I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently
transpired. Indeed there is much I would report. SUNSET, city of gladiators!
Mighty among the names of thy guilds is DEVIATION, a guild shunned and avoided by
many in the weekly duels. If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard
pressed to find any of OMINOUS REIGN last week. Busy avoiding DEVIATION? Mighty
fighters cannot but expect competition from those below. KADOKA take warning! You
have more than a few enemies in SUNSET. For some warriors honor is not
important--only empty victory. See, gladiators, how BLAKSKUL of GRIM FANDANGO
challenged down 16 points to SLEDGEHEAD. Few would not have guessed the outcome of
the bout as SLEDGEHEAD was bested by BLAKSKUL. Is this what passes for courage in
SUNSET?
Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser? Warriors, may this counselor stand
ready at your right hand forever! This week marked the last days of PLAGUE who at
9-14-0 was dispatched to the Dark Arena by the command of DARK AT HEART's demanding
management. The warrior's path is harsh. For mediocrity there is but one
reward--death. This past week KIPLING, at 13-12-0, departed SUNSET forever. My
hearty congratulations MUMRA SUSPENDERS, for thy revenge upon HELLER, slayer of thy
fallen comrade. Next time he will know better, eh? Fate is a fickle mistress. She
showers the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember
this!
If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times
already in SUNSET. Nice atmosphere you have here! Ahh, but I can hear the spires of
a far off city calling to me. I must away! Till we meet again, remember: a turtle
walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.--
Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FATHOM JUMPER 6737 15 2 4 190 SEA DOGS (533)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-I SMOKED WHAT?!! 6036 16 8 3 125 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
BLAKSKUL 6899 28 21 2 117 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
TISTHESEASON2BLETHAL 7197 12 3 0 117 DEVIATION (593)
LEVEL OF MALEVOLENCE 7109 11 9 1 109 DEVIATION (593)
-PANAMA RED 7073 12 5 0 104 420 B.C. (594)
WALLI WEEBLE 6935 25 18 0 103 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-DOILY 6298 12 7 1 98 HOLY LEGION (547)
SLEDGEHEAD 6956 16 15 1 95 TOOL SHED (592)
GRASS SEED 6923 16 16 0 95 TOOL SHED (592)
RED HOUSE 7103 10 8 0 95 THE BLUES (601)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MOSHI HARU 6704 15 10 2 89 KANO CLAN (106)
HARDY 7131 12 5 0 88 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
BATWAMBA 7118 12 11 0 86 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
MITER BOX 6961 17 12 0 85 TOOL SHED (592)
-NANNERPUSS 7042 15 6 3 85 420 B.C. (594)
DESPAIR 7001 16 19 3 82 DARK AT HEART (586)
WHIRLED PEACE 6984 12 6 0 79 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
-GANGOL 6793 13 13 0 77 GREDAN (583)
-DUBLIN MUDSLIDE 6981 8 2 1 77 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
HELRAZOR 7120 15 7 0 74 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
ACHERON 7179 9 5 1 73 DARK AT HEART (586)
-METARU HEI 7058 17 5 0 72 KANO CLAN (106)
-MINAMI TORI 7077 15 7 0 72 KANO CLAN (106)
-IRONSIDES 6720 14 9 1 72 SEA DOGS (533)
LUPUS MAJOR 7146 10 10 2 70 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
KADOKA 7222 9 4 0 69 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PIETROS 7137 13 8 0 66 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
TIMOTH 7328 12 12 5 66 DARK OVERLORDS (612)
HOOSIER DADDY 7129 11 11 0 62 DEVIATION (593)
-BRUNO SQUALL 7017 14 17 0 59 THE RED BLADES (578)
-SILVER HAZE 6940 12 11 0 59 420 B.C. (594)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JOLLY GREEN GIANT 6790 10 11 1 56 GREDAN (583)
-FEYTALONY 6909 9 6 0 56 GREDAN (583)
AUNT TILLA-THE NUN 7256 5 4 0 56 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
MY SWORD AND SAVIOR 7150 11 8 0 54 DEVIATION (593)
-MILINA 6794 10 11 3 54 GREDAN (583)
-KNUCKLES 7096 7 4 0 54 420 B.C. (594)
REDUVIUS 7132 8 9 0 53 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
CC RIDER 7270 5 3 1 53 THE BLUES (601)
CRIXUS 7100 10 13 0 52 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-VLAD THE INHALER 7199 7 6 0 52 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
DAGAN 7201 9 6 0 49 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-HIPPY LOVE 7253 5 3 1 46 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
-GWENHYVAR 7305 4 1 1 44 DARK OVERLORDS (612)
WHEELBARROW 7130 9 6 0 43 TOOL SHED (592)
-CLUSTERFLUFF 7173 5 7 1 43 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
-BLAH4 7287 4 2 1 43 COSMIC FREAK OUT (498)
DIRTYWORK SCAPEGOAT 7281 6 1 0 42 DEVIATION (593)
MAPLE 7301 5 1 2 42 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
-CHOCOLATE THERAPY 6994 4 3 1 42 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
THAR 7347 4 0 1 42 DARK OVERLORDS (612)
CELINE 7148 8 6 0 40 LITERATE LOONS (538)
-LENNY SPARK 7160 7 7 0 40 THE RED BLADES (578)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COLD SHOT 7282 3 4 0 40 THE BLUES (601)
RAZE 7227 7 5 0 38 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
MUSUBU KIN 7143 9 9 0 36 KANO CLAN (106)
INSPIRE 7219 8 5 0 35 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
GITCHIGOOMIE 7251 4 4 0 35 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FEATHER 7178 6 8 1 33 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
-MAN-O-WAR 7313 5 5 0 33 DARK OVERLORDS (612)
-COLONEL ANGUS 7255 5 1 0 32 420 B.C. (594)
SORROW 7257 3 4 0 32 DARK AT HEART (586)
MANUTE JR. 7299 3 0 0 32 THE BOWLS (610)
RHASKOS 7221 6 7 0 31 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
MURGATROYD 7236 4 6 0 29 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
SALINGER 7180 7 6 1 28 LITERATE LOONS (538)
-TRIUMPHUS 7262 3 3 2 27 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
BELL 7258 5 3 0 26 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
BIX 7134 5 11 0 26 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
SMURF LIGHTNING 7284 5 2 0 26 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
DRAGON ASP 7297 2 4 0 25 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-PRISCUS 7263 4 2 0 24 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRESCENS 7261 5 1 0 23 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
FADE TO BLAK 7266 4 4 0 22 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-CHARITY SPRINGS 7302 2 2 0 22 THE RED BLADES (578)
XIAN LIN 7204 5 5 1 21 KANO CLAN (106)
TYGRA ZOOT SUIT 7241 3 0 1 20 THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
SPOONFUL 7346 3 1 0 18 THE BLUES (601)
FISH 7279 3 3 1 17 THE BOWLS (610)
SEGOVAX 7238 3 7 1 17 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-WISDOM 6534 2 3 0 17 HOLY LEGION (547)
-CLASH 6552 2 3 0 17 HOLY LEGION (547)
BOOM BOOM 7237 3 5 0 16 THE BLUES (601)
MUMRA SUSPENDERS 7358 2 0 0 16 THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
-RUTUBA 7265 3 3 1 14 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
PHILLIPS HEAD 7269 2 1 0 13 TOOL SHED (592)
-TITUS 7264 3 3 0 12 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
-TISSUE 6600 0 2 0 12 HOLY LEGION (547)
BOUDREAUX 7349 1 2 0 11 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
-KITTEN 6593 2 0 0 10 HOLY LEGION (547)
-PANTHRO TANKTOP 7242 1 1 0 10 THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
DUST 7353 1 1 0 7 THE BOWLS (610)
HELLER 7355 1 2 1 6 LITERATE LOONS (538)
-LAVERN TEMPLE 7359 1 0 0 6 THE RED BLADES (578)
BOB SCRATCHIT 7367 1 1 0 4 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
THIBODEAUX 7350 0 3 0 3 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
BRUNHILDA 7365 0 2 0 2 DARK OVERLORDS (612)
BULOUS 7354 0 2 0 2 THE BOWLS (610)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER 0 0 0 TYGRA ZOOT SUIT 7241 680 NONE
1-800-STUD-LEE 7378 0 1 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577 MR. TWISTER 680 NONE
ANITA PHIXX 7214 5 5 1 BEN'S BAZAAR 577 I SMOKED WHAT?!! 6036 676 NOT REVENGED
PAIN GWEN 7213 11 1 2 BEN'S BAZAAR 577 I SMOKED WHAT?!! 6036 678
SAIF'T P'TROLL 7348 1 1 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577 RUTUBA 7265 678
SHOG 7145 5 7 1 CAJUN APOCALYPSE 602 HIPPY LOVE 7253 676 REVENGED
HASH BROWNIE 7303 2 1 0 COSMIC FREAK OUT 498 CC RIDER 7270 677 REVENGED
DRED 6970 18 17 3 DARK AT HEART 586 BANDIT PRINCE 680 NONE
PLAGUE 7091 9 15 0 DARK AT HEART 586 BLACK ORC 680 NONE
BOZO T CLOWN 7306 1 2 0 DARK OVERLORDS 612 SEGOVAX 7238 678 JUST REVENGED
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CHABON 7095 7 12 0 LITERATE LOONS 538 TRIUMPHUS 7262 678
KIPLING 7083 13 12 0 LITERATE LOONS 538 TIMOTH 7328 680
MALOYF 7368 0 2 0 LITERATE LOONS 538 SPYMASTER 680 NONE
SIMENON 7285 1 2 0 LITERATE LOONS 538 TRIUMPHUS 7262 677
DA1 7377 0 1 0 MORE COWBELL 611 STONE GOLEM 680 NONE
PUMPED UP KICKS 7370 0 1 0 MORE COWBELL 611 STONE GOLEM 680 NONE
MR HAND 7356 0 3 0 OMINOUS REIGN 584 MR. TWISTER 680 NONE
FROOT 7278 1 3 0 THE BOWLS 610 MAPLE 7301 677
SHEVIK 7298 1 1 0 THE BOWLS 610 MAPLE 7301 678
SQUIGGY CROW 7230 4 5 1 THE RED BLADES 578 SALINGER 7180 677 REVENGED
CHEETARA THONGS 7239 0 1 0 THUNDERCAT CLOSE 606 MR. TWISTER 680 NONE
WILYKAT SWEATER 7243 0 2 0 THUNDERCAT CLOSE 606 HELLER 7355 679 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Hippy Love -- Would you sit still, ya little tree huggin', free lovin', dead head,
how am I supposed to hit you with all that jumpin' around! Good fight, ya got me --
Man-o-War
Bob Scratchit -- You should be more careful where you hit a lady (BUTTOCKS-- both
sides mind you, PELVIS, GROIN, UPPER CHEST). You pig!!! -- Brunhilda
Fish -- Missed replying last turn. Aye! Was a good fight. I figured whoever got
the jump would have the fight-- was me, ha ha!! Come on up the ranks and we can go
again someday, if yer man enough! -- Thar
Gangol -- I finally found you, now just what the hell is a "Gangol"? Ah, nevermind,
you were supposed to stand there and let me hit you, damn you! Bah!!! I need an
ale, now where did the serving wench go?!?! (stumbles off) -- Timoth
Walli Weeble -- You were a dish so nice, I needed to have you twice! --
Tistheseason2blethal
I smoked what?!! -- You should have passed that thing to left... it might have helped
my performance! -- Level of Malevolence
Celine -- Now don't go singing the blues there..... -- Hoosier Daddy
Bell -- I really enjoy running into pesky pokers like you. -- Dirtywork Scapegoat
Hardy -- I really thought I had a shot there for a moment, and then that moment
passed. -- My Sword and Savior
DM/LP Dred -- Well fought again, congrats on the throne and the grad notice. Now
show me how to write a farewell column! -- Blakskul
Doily -- I was not expecting that kind of a whuppin'....ouch. -- Helrazor
Aunt Tilla -- I think your Kano challenge just got misdirected?? -- Raze
Boom Boom -- Nore like four little booms, then one big one at the end! -- Fade to
Blak
Titus -- I think we both learned a little something about each other today, didn't
we? -- Murgatroyd
Ludus Magnus -- Nice three-turn run, keep killin'em! -- Grim Fandango
Big welcome to Sunset for Thundercat closet and More Cowbell. Come have a brew on us
at the Broken Bone, really explore the space! -- Grim Fandango
Ben's Bazaar -- Who said I was ratingless? You'll get to see under the hood soon
enough, should I survive this turn and next! -- Blakskul
Gitchigoomie -- You sure you're filling those turn sheets out right in that there
challenge section? Nice win, regardless! -- GF
Xian Lin -- Nice challenge. I'll bet the boss had been looking forward to that one
for awhile. So sorry to disappoint you. Feel free to try again. I even appear to
be an up-challenge for you. -- Gitchigoomie
Hey! Kano has tolerated us! He said so himself. It almost makes you wonder what it
would look like if he ever became intolerant. Perhaps he would be rude? -- Nomad
Despair -- I don't know what is more amazing, that Batwamba won that fight or that he
learned 5 skills?! -- Nomad
Plague -- Now that was an interesting fight. And a win, which is even better than
interesting. -- Kadoka
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DRED was dealt death by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
PLAGUE was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
MR HAND was easily killed by MR. TWISTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MALOYF was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
1-800-STUD-LEE was butchered by MR. TWISTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
CHEETARA THONGS was slain by MR. TWISTER in a 3 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
PUMPED UP KICKS was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DA1 was savagely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
THAR devastated SEGOVAX in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud competition.
FISH was handily defeated by MAPLE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
MUMRA SUSPENDERS viciously subdued HELLER in a 2 minute beginner's Bloodfeud fight.
BLAKSKUL defeated SLEDGEHEAD in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's Challenge fight.
WALLI WEEBLE luckily beat RED HOUSE in a exciting 6 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
REDUVIUS was handily defeated by ACHERON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
TIMOTH murdered KIPLING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge brawl.
DIRTYWORK SCAPEGOAT luckily beat GITCHIGOOMIE in a popular 6 minute Challenge duel.
RAZE was vanquished by HOOSIER DADDY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DAGAN was devastated by HELRAZOR in a 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
PIETROS beat AUNT TILLA-THE NUN in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CC RIDER overpowered SORROW in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
COLD SHOT handily defeated BIX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
MANUTE JR. beat FADE TO BLAK in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
BOOM BOOM was vanquished by MURGATROYD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SMURF LIGHTNING won victory over XIAN LIN in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
BULOUS was bested by PHILLIPS HEAD in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
DUST narrowly defeated THIBODEAUX in a 4 minute gruesome novice's Challenge fight.
BRUNHILDA was beaten by SPOONFUL in a 5 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
FATHOM JUMPER overpowered MITER BOX in a 1 minute one-sided Title bout.
BATWAMBA was vanquished by LEVEL OF MALEVOLENCE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TISTHESEASON2BLETHAL handily defeated LUPUS MAJOR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
WHIRLED PEACE was luckily beaten by HARDY in a action packed 3 minute competition.
DESPAIR overpowered CRIXUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GRASS SEED viciously subdued KADOKA in a exciting 7 minute brutal one-sided fray.
MUSUBU KIN was defeated by WHEELBARROW in a 4 minute fight.
MY SWORD AND SAVIOR beat FEATHER in a 3 minute bout.
BELL was overpowered by CELINE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SALINGER was bested by INSPIRE in a 2 minute duel.
RHASKOS was luckily beaten by DRAGON ASP in a exciting 6 minute brutal struggle.
BOUDREAUX bested BOB SCRATCHIT in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
TYGRA ZOOT SUIT assassinated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 13 WALL OF STEEL 37 - 23 - 4 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 TOTAL PARRY 50 - 36 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 AIMED BLOW 52 - 50 - 3 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 20 - 1 49 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 SLASHING ATTACK 39 - 43 - 4 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 STRIKING ATTACK 67 - 76 - 7 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 35 - 40 - 0 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 LUNGING ATTACK 66 - 77 - 6 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 28 - 46 - 3 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 27 - 1 37 |
Turn 680 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 8 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 7 3 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 7 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 1 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 7
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK FATHOM JUMPER 6737 15 2 4 190 SEA DOGS (533)
BASHING ATTACK BLAKSKUL 6899 28 21 2 117 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
AIMED BLOW TISTHESEASON2BLETHAL 7197 12 3 0 117 DEVIATION (593)
TOTAL PARRY WALLI WEEBLE 6935 25 18 0 103 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MITER BOX 6961 17 12 0 85 TOOL SHED (592)
WALL OF STEEL WHIRLED PEACE 6984 12 6 0 79 BEN & JERRY'S (596)
PARRY-LUNGE HELRAZOR 7120 15 7 0 74 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
LUNGING ATTACK ACHERON 7179 9 5 1 73 DARK AT HEART (586)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GRASS SEED 6923. The most popular warrior this turn
was RED HOUSE 7103. The ten other most popular fighters were RHASKOS 7221, GRASS
SEED 6923, GITCHIGOOMIE 7251, WHIRLED PEACE 6984, CHEETARA THONGS 7239, MUMRA
SUSPENDERS 7358, XIAN LIN 7204, BRUNHILDA 7365, MUSUBU KIN 7143, and DRAGON ASP 7297.
The least popular fighter this week was BELL 7258. The other ten least popular
fighters were CRIXUS 7100, LUPUS MAJOR 7146, BATWAMBA 7118, MITER BOX 6961, MANUTE
JR. 7299, BIX 7134, SORROW 7257, RAZE 7227, DIRTYWORK SCAPEGOAT 7281, and REDUVIUS
7132.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
FATHOM JUMPER (21-6737) SEA DOGS (533)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DRED (21-6970) DARK AT HEART (586)
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
CIRBANE (3-3841) SORCERY COVENANT (52)
MADE A COMBO (62-3896) WON AT POOL (401)
TAKANOHANA (77-2569) SUMO BASHO (369)
PAIN PART 1 (82-11616) LUROCIANS XIV (1687)
1101 (82-17779) MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 (2722)
PUD 135 (82-22036) PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)
AMISTUM (82-26415) LBA: SPEILBURG FANS2 (4268)
MORE COWBELL! (82-29315) BLAH TEAM 8 (4781)
SILVER (82-30503) SUPERIOR FORCES 7402 (5001)
HYPERMUX (82-32647) 121604Q (5387)
BOND, JAMES BOND (82-36725) A VIEW TO A KILL (6066)
R'AKA (82-37859) THE DREADLANDS (6285)
PRISONER 007 (82-41051) DUNGEON CELL (6855)
SPARKLY (82-41405) 012006E (6911)
SEATTLE SLEW (82-41468) SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923)
CATHARI (82-42267) 4604 SUPERIOR FORCES (7065)
COFFEE GROUNDS (82-45801) ABSTRACTION (7691)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes